Hmm.
Man, space is cool and all,
but the VHS selection sucks.
Man, the selection in this video store sucks.
Tired of watching the same old movie?
Yeah.
Tired of walking around like a sucker?
Yeah.
Then it's time to try Hover Boots!
Disclaimer... Hover Boots are extremely dangerous.
Aah!
Oh, what? Denied?
How much do these cost?
500 space creds.
How much do we have?
Negative-200 space creds.
Ugh!
Sir, that's just a coupon.
Sir, no, that's just a hat.
Aah!
Sir, no, your arm doesn't have any credits on it.
Just give us the boots!
Rigby, no!
Security!
Dude, we have to get those hover boots.
Hey, Pops, can you transfer us 500 space creds each
for some hover boots?
Hover boots?
I'm afraid not.
You'll trip and fall.
I don't loan creds.
Yeah. And you'll sprain your ankles.
Feel like this would set a bad precedent for our relationship.
No way. You two have to learn the value of a space credit.
What is the value of a space credit?
Uh, look, I don't know.
Just don't waste your money on junk!
Maybe these hover boots aren't worth it.
Maybe you're right.
Dudes, check out my sweet new moves.
Whoo-hoo!
You know, the fact that they're so dangerous
only seems to make them more fun.
Sweet kicks, mon.
There's a party going down at the Jamaican dome tonight.
You should stop by.
All the coolest domers are gonna be there,
and you guys are definitely cool.
Oh, sweet!
Hey, I want to go to the party.
Uh... no.
It's more of a small thing.
Ugh, I want it more than ever now!
Ugh! How are we gonna get any space credits?
If you're willing to work for the creds,
I heard Professor Jacobs in the greenhouse
is looking for some help with a secret project.
Hm! Hm-Hm! Hm-Hm! Hm-Hm-Hm-Hm-Hm!
In this greenhouse,
we have vegetation from every ecosystem on Earth.
So, what, you need us to prune your trees or something?
Something like that.
Restricted access?
Whoooooooa!
Huh?
Aah!
Stay behind the yellow line and you'll be safe.
What is that?
A little experiment of my own design.
Unfortunately, it ate Dr. Craig Jacobs,
my lab mate and my...
husband.
So, you want us to kill it?
Kill it? My baby?
No! Never!
I nursed it from a seedling.
It represents the very pinnacle of vegetative development.
No. I need you to help me rescue Craig by going inside it.
How we gonna do that?
By letting it eat you.
I'll pay you 500 space creds each.
Okay, we'll do it.
Here are your lasers.
When you find Craig, just radio me,
and I'll turn this winch on to pull you back out.
Now, if Craig is not alive,
please bring back the family necklace he had with him.
It means a lot to me.
If Craig's dead, do we still get the creds?
Ow! Dude!
What the heck, man?
I'm just trying to iron out the details.
Don't worry.
We'll bring you back anything we find... promise.
Oh, thank you.
Uh, maybe hover boots aren't really worth all this.
Dude, it's about more than the shoes.
It's about rescuing that weird woman's husband
or brother or whatever. I wasn't listening.
It's about never having to walk to places ever again.
It's about looking so cool that we get invited to big parties.
And it's about getting those things
by using these sweet lasers.
You're right. Let's do this.
Aah! Aah!
It's so gross!
Dude, get your elbow out of my face!
Aah! Aah!
Ow.
Whoa.
Uh, I'm scared.
Let's just get this over with.
Just think about all the sweet hover tricks we're gonna do
once we get all those space creds!
Hover boots! Hover boots! Hover boots! Hover boots!
Hover boots!
What? That's insane.
Everybody knows you find the Sword of Unbreakability
in the third dungeon by beating the boss
and pressing up, down, left, right, B, A, B, A, B, A, start,
unplugging controller one, plugging it back in,
and hitting select and start at the same time.
No, dude.
That's how you get the Wand of Unusual Effect,
not the Sword of Unbreakability.
I feel like I don't even know who you are right now.
Shh!
Did you hear that? You shh!
Shh! Shh!
Stop talking!
Hey, I think I just heard something.
Yeah, no doy!
Uh...
Dude, nice job.
Uh, maybe we should walk a little faster.
No, let's walk a lot faster.
Aah! Aah!
Dude, what is that?
Aah! Aah!
Uh-oh. Aah! What do we do?
Dude, we have lasers.
Oh, right. Time to take out the...
Oh, wait.
Time to...
Smoke some bugs?
Time to smoke some bugs.
Whoooooooa!
Rigby, look out!
Wha-a-a-a-t?
Whoa!
That spear almost hit me in the face!
Whoa.
Hey, thanks, man.
Hey, are you Craig?
Craig?
Craig.
Yes, that... that's what they called me outside the plant.
Oh, cool. Your wife, Jessica, sent us to rescue you.
My wife?
Um, we were...
Wait, wait.
Phew!
Dang, I nearly busted a gut over here.
Oh, sorry.
I've just been stuck down here alone for so long.
Just me and those dumb bugs.
Whoa, okay, man. Take it easy.
Uh...
What were we talking about?
We were about to...
Jessica. That's right.
Yeah. She was my wife, but not anymore!
Not after the incident.
Jess, this has gone too far.
I mean, look at this thing.
It's unnatural.
Don't you dare say that about our baby.
Ever since we got to space, these experiments
have gotten further and further out of control.
It needs to stop!
And this abomination needs to be destroyed!
You'll never take my baby away from me.
Never!
No!
You always loved this necklace more than me.
Now you'll never see it again!
No!
It feels like it only happened yesterday.
When did this happen?
Yesterday. Wait. What?
How'd you lose your clothes already?
Yeah, you look terrible.
Living in space is one thing,
but living in a giant monster plant messes you up, man.
Uh... well, we're just doing this to make some space creds, so...
Jessica doesn't have any money.
Ah, what?
She only sent you down here to get her diamond necklace back.
She spent all her money on this gross plant.
But if you guys help me get out of here,
I'll pay you whatever she offered.
Uh... all right. Deal.
Yeah, we don't really care as long as we get paid.
Now let's get the heck out of here.
Come in, Jessica.
We're ready for evac.
I repeat. We're ready for evac. Over.
Uh-oh.
Hello, boys.
Why don't you slide that laser pack over nice and slowly?
No problem. We don't want any trouble.
Very good.
Now, where's my necklace?
Don't worry. We got it right there.
Craig?
You're... You're alive?
Looking for this?
Give me that necklace, Craig, or else!
Jess, please, stop this madness.
You were a good person once.
Remember when we got to space?
That was an entire week ago, Craig.
I've changed.
Now it's just me and my plants.
My necklace!
Aah!
Rigby, over here!
Ha, ha!
Hey, lady.
Catch!
Finally.
Oh, no.
Jess, no! Look out!
Jess! Aah!
Ooh. Ooh.
Aah!
I'm coming, Jess!
Ooh.
Hang on, Jess!
I've got ya!
After everything I did, you still want to save me?
Of course, Jess.
I can't live another day without you.
Oh, Craig.
Let's just start a new life together inside this plant.
Do you really mean it?
Yes. Let's never be apart again.
Look, I know you guys just went on a roller coaster of emotions,
but is someone gonna pay us?
Yeah, we're trying to buy some hover boots.
Sure. I'll transfer the creds right now.
But, oh, be careful!
I heard those things are really dangerous!
Pfft. Dangerous?
These aren't dangerous.
Hm-Hm! Hm-Hm! Hm!
Oh! Oh!