1 00:00:44,999 --> 00:00:46,191 Alright, everyone. 2 00:00:46,191 --> 00:00:49,013 As you know, today is the annual pie contest. 3 00:00:49,024 --> 00:00:50,555 And, surprise, surprise, 4 00:00:50,565 --> 00:00:52,527 we're gonna do it the same as last year. 5 00:00:52,557 --> 00:00:54,479 Skips, you're on podium duty. 6 00:00:54,959 --> 00:00:56,661 Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost, 7 00:00:56,661 --> 00:00:58,513 you guys go and set up the booths. 8 00:00:58,553 --> 00:01:00,975 Yeah! Later grandmas! 9 00:01:01,046 --> 00:01:03,028 Pops, you're in charge of decoration. 10 00:01:03,118 --> 00:01:06,471 Oh, rest assured, it will be a delight to the senses. 11 00:01:06,641 --> 00:01:09,354 I'll be in charge of judging the pie contest. 12 00:01:09,394 --> 00:01:12,357 Mordecai and Rigby, just go pick up garbage or something. 13 00:01:12,397 --> 00:01:13,248 Aw, what? 14 00:01:13,318 --> 00:01:15,100 Why do we always get the lame jobs? 15 00:01:15,180 --> 00:01:17,152 Yeah, why can't we judge the pies? 16 00:01:17,162 --> 00:01:21,005 Yeah right! You have no idea what it takes. 17 00:01:21,046 --> 00:01:23,168 Uh, I'm gonna guess eating a bunch of pies. 18 00:01:23,168 --> 00:01:25,360 No, it's not just eating a bunch of pies! 19 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:27,362 Trust me on this, you're not ready. 20 00:01:27,392 --> 00:01:30,315 Come on, how hard can it be? I eat pies all the time. 21 00:01:30,785 --> 00:01:32,947 This isn't a game, Rigby. 22 00:01:32,947 --> 00:01:34,589 Dude, just give us a chance! 23 00:01:34,589 --> 00:01:36,211 You always give us jobs we hate. 24 00:01:36,301 --> 00:01:39,084 If you gave us a job we liked for once we might actually be good at it! 25 00:01:39,114 --> 00:01:42,457 I don't have time for this. Go pick up some trash or your fired. 26 00:01:44,018 --> 00:01:44,659 Wait! 27 00:01:45,910 --> 00:01:47,322 Let us be judges! 28 00:01:49,954 --> 00:01:53,228 You are actually willing to put yourselves in physical danger 29 00:01:53,228 --> 00:01:54,789 just so you can judge pies? 30 00:01:56,281 --> 00:01:57,262 Okay, fine. 31 00:01:57,492 --> 00:01:58,583 But I warned you. 32 00:01:58,583 --> 00:02:01,306 If you come to me wanting to quit, YOU'RE FIRED! 33 00:02:28,703 --> 00:02:30,665 Hey, Pops. What kind of pie did you make? 34 00:02:30,785 --> 00:02:33,338 This is my cherry tart! 35 00:02:33,478 --> 00:02:35,720 Put our your hand, put out your hand! 36 00:02:37,682 --> 00:02:38,973 This is great, Pops! 37 00:02:39,694 --> 00:02:42,287 I'm so glad to know it would be you two 38 00:02:42,287 --> 00:02:45,230 who will honor me with my tenth blue ribbon. 39 00:02:45,230 --> 00:02:46,931 Hang on, Pops, not so fast! 40 00:02:46,931 --> 00:02:49,064 There is a chance someone else's pie will win. 41 00:02:49,154 --> 00:02:51,406 Yeah, we can't make any promises. 42 00:02:53,168 --> 00:02:54,559 I understand. 43 00:02:54,769 --> 00:02:59,254 Then I guess blue ribbon number ten will just have to wait. 44 00:03:01,746 --> 00:03:03,218 So what do we have here? 45 00:03:03,288 --> 00:03:04,699 It's a rubarb tartlet. 46 00:03:04,699 --> 00:03:06,151 And you're gonna love it. 47 00:03:06,241 --> 00:03:08,983 Starla put her heart and soul into this pie. 48 00:03:09,124 --> 00:03:10,105 Didn't you, baby? 49 00:03:10,415 --> 00:03:13,268 Okay, judges, judge this! 50 00:03:16,151 --> 00:03:18,543 Now give her the blue ribbon, ladies. 51 00:03:18,623 --> 00:03:21,596 Um, we can't just give Starla the blue ribbon... 52 00:03:21,836 --> 00:03:24,389 If Starla's rubarb pie doesn't win, 53 00:03:24,389 --> 00:03:26,741 the next pie you taste will be thrown in a tube! 54 00:03:26,771 --> 00:03:30,065 Because you'll be in a hospital bed, hooked to life support! 55 00:03:31,786 --> 00:03:33,908 Oh, Mitch! 56 00:03:38,793 --> 00:03:40,735 Man, that was horrible! 57 00:03:40,835 --> 00:03:42,807 Judging's a lot harder than it looks. 58 00:03:42,807 --> 00:03:44,789 But not too hard to judge THAT pie! 59 00:03:44,929 --> 00:03:46,591 Ahhh, sick! 60 00:03:46,671 --> 00:03:49,444 I feel sorry for the apples that died to make this! 61 00:03:49,444 --> 00:03:52,267 I wonder what sort of loser made this loser pie. 62 00:03:52,317 --> 00:03:55,310 Mordecai! Rigby! Hey guys, wait up! 63 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:57,902 Oh dude! How much do you want to bet this is Margaret's pie? 64 00:03:58,643 --> 00:04:01,096 Hey Margaret, how's it going? 65 00:04:01,146 --> 00:04:02,317 Ready to try my pie? 66 00:04:04,089 --> 00:04:07,312 We'd love to, 'cus we're judges... 67 00:04:12,447 --> 00:04:13,848 Oh, declicious! 68 00:04:17,612 --> 00:04:19,634 So what do you think? Here's my score card. 69 00:04:19,704 --> 00:04:21,436 I won't look right away if you don't want me to. 70 00:04:22,507 --> 00:04:23,918 Uhh.. huh... we forgot our pencils! 71 00:04:41,896 --> 00:04:43,628 Dude, judging BLOWS! 72 00:04:43,628 --> 00:04:46,101 I don't wanna tell people the truth about their pies! 73 00:04:46,101 --> 00:04:49,624 I know! If we don't pick Starla, Muscle Man is gonna freak out on us! 74 00:04:49,624 --> 00:04:52,767 I can't tell Margaret about her pie, she'll never talk to me again! 75 00:04:52,767 --> 00:04:53,718 And what about Pops? 76 00:04:53,758 --> 00:04:56,521 He almost cried and we actually liked his pie. 77 00:04:57,632 --> 00:04:59,614 Everyone's totally gonna hate us after this. 78 00:04:59,704 --> 00:05:01,556 Well, well, well. 79 00:05:01,756 --> 00:05:05,490 Sounds like pie judging is not as easy as you thought, is it? 80 00:05:05,620 --> 00:05:07,062 No, it's totally easy. 81 00:05:07,112 --> 00:05:09,244 Whoa, whoa, don't get all testy. 82 00:05:09,814 --> 00:05:10,665 What's that? 83 00:05:10,665 --> 00:05:12,587 Oh this, it's a piece of pie. 84 00:05:12,747 --> 00:05:14,729 You know what the best about cleaning is? 85 00:05:14,779 --> 00:05:17,502 You pretty much get to eat pie all day. 86 00:05:17,682 --> 00:05:20,445 I don't think I picked a single piece of trash yet. 87 00:05:22,047 --> 00:05:23,908 Yeah, judging was the worst. 88 00:05:24,029 --> 00:05:26,341 Telling people what I think about their pies, 89 00:05:26,381 --> 00:05:28,973 hurting their feelings, crushing their dreams. 90 00:05:29,074 --> 00:05:31,356 Well, just let me know when you guys wanna quit. 91 00:05:32,947 --> 00:05:34,059 Oh wait, you can't, 92 00:05:34,059 --> 00:05:37,312 because if you do, I get to fire you! 93 00:05:40,885 --> 00:05:42,627 Happy judging, fellas! 94 00:05:45,340 --> 00:05:47,472 I don't want to judge this contest anymore. 95 00:05:47,472 --> 00:05:49,874 I can it judge it for you. 96 00:05:49,924 --> 00:05:51,586 What? Who said that? 97 00:05:51,626 --> 00:05:55,460 I'm over here. Over by the trash can. 98 00:06:00,455 --> 00:06:01,916 Who are you? 99 00:06:01,976 --> 00:06:03,858 I'm Promise Pie. 100 00:06:03,858 --> 00:06:07,362 Cool. Talking pie. 101 00:06:07,452 --> 00:06:08,453 Dude, don't touch it. 102 00:06:08,613 --> 00:06:10,325 Wait, I can help you. 103 00:06:10,455 --> 00:06:11,836 How can you help us? 104 00:06:11,836 --> 00:06:13,838 I can help you pick the winner. 105 00:06:13,878 --> 00:06:15,370 - Really? - Oh yes, 106 00:06:15,430 --> 00:06:18,433 trust me, it will be as easy as pie. 107 00:06:21,186 --> 00:06:24,099 Yeah, we'll take a rain check on the talking pie advice. 108 00:06:24,109 --> 00:06:26,241 Come on, dude, we have to do this ourselves. 109 00:06:26,241 --> 00:06:29,504 There's gotta be a way to judge this competition without makin' everybody hate us! 110 00:06:32,607 --> 00:06:34,209 - Dude! - What? 111 00:06:34,299 --> 00:06:35,740 I know what we gotta do! 112 00:06:36,971 --> 00:06:37,742 Dude, what is it? 113 00:06:37,742 --> 00:06:39,364 Oh, man it's so simple! 114 00:06:39,424 --> 00:06:42,016 We just gotta give everyone a perfect score! 115 00:06:43,668 --> 00:06:44,409 What? 116 00:06:44,439 --> 00:06:48,143 Yeah, dude! If we give everyone a ten then everyone wins! 117 00:06:48,153 --> 00:06:49,754 And nobody hates us. 118 00:06:51,236 --> 00:06:53,308 Dude, that's actually a really good idea! 119 00:06:53,388 --> 00:06:56,731 Yeah, man everybody's gonna be pumped! 120 00:06:56,771 --> 00:06:59,534 Time to finish judging this contest right. 121 00:07:26,301 --> 00:07:29,774 Dude, we did it, we judged those pies in their faces! 122 00:07:29,774 --> 00:07:31,776 Yeah, we did! 123 00:07:31,826 --> 00:07:34,699 Perfect score! Perfect score! Perfect score! 124 00:07:34,699 --> 00:07:36,961 But, seriously, dude, we're never judging again. 125 00:07:37,011 --> 00:07:37,692 Yeah, man. 126 00:07:37,692 --> 00:07:40,155 Alright guys, let's go, it's time to pick a winner. 127 00:07:40,415 --> 00:07:43,178 Oh, it's cool, we gave everyone perfect scores, so it's a tie. 128 00:07:43,268 --> 00:07:44,549 It's totally a tie. 129 00:07:45,250 --> 00:07:47,662 No! It doesn't work that way! 130 00:07:47,782 --> 00:07:48,523 Wait, wha? 131 00:07:48,533 --> 00:07:51,206 In the event of a tie the judges have to pick a winner 132 00:07:51,206 --> 00:07:53,948 live in front of all the contestants. 133 00:07:54,008 --> 00:07:54,709 What? 134 00:07:54,709 --> 00:07:57,802 That's right, doesn't seem so easy anymore, does it? 135 00:07:57,842 --> 00:07:59,914 - Benson, You gotta help us! - No way! 136 00:07:59,924 --> 00:08:02,337 You wanted be judges, you get to be judges. 137 00:08:02,497 --> 00:08:04,219 - What do we do? - I don't know! 138 00:08:04,359 --> 00:08:05,460 I gotta think. 139 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:06,611 Here's an idea, 140 00:08:06,631 --> 00:08:09,074 get out there and tell everybody the truth. 141 00:08:09,674 --> 00:08:12,337 Dude, we can't do that, everyone's gonna hate us! 142 00:08:12,337 --> 00:08:15,420 Well, we have to do something, if we quit Benson 'll fire us! 143 00:08:15,970 --> 00:08:17,202 Dude! The pie! 144 00:08:17,372 --> 00:08:19,664 No, we're not asking that guy for help. 145 00:08:19,674 --> 00:08:21,816 Do you wanna tell Margaret how bad her pie was? 146 00:08:23,048 --> 00:08:24,649 Well, well, well, 147 00:08:24,759 --> 00:08:27,202 look who's come crawlin' back. 148 00:08:27,202 --> 00:08:28,523 Can you really help us? 149 00:08:28,523 --> 00:08:29,874 Of course, I can! 150 00:08:29,974 --> 00:08:34,239 Just say the word and I'll make pickin' a winner as easy as pie. 151 00:08:34,469 --> 00:08:36,471 Okay, but can you stop talking like that? 152 00:08:36,471 --> 00:08:37,572 It's making me uncofortable. 153 00:08:37,582 --> 00:08:38,773 Yeah, me too. 154 00:08:38,833 --> 00:08:41,746 Oh, sure, I can use my natural voice. 155 00:08:41,826 --> 00:08:43,158 HOW'S THIS? 156 00:08:43,478 --> 00:08:45,590 Uh, probably better to go with the first voice. 157 00:08:45,620 --> 00:08:47,642 Look, just help us judge the contest. 158 00:08:47,712 --> 00:08:49,154 Not a problem. 159 00:08:51,136 --> 00:08:54,159 I'll call you to come out as soon as it's done. 160 00:08:54,319 --> 00:08:56,161 Oh, and one more thing, 161 00:08:56,301 --> 00:08:59,734 no matter what ya hear, don't come out 'till I say. 162 00:08:59,904 --> 00:09:01,106 What, why? 163 00:09:01,146 --> 00:09:02,847 JUST DON'T COME OUT 'TILL I SAY! 164 00:09:02,947 --> 00:09:03,748 Okay! 165 00:09:07,522 --> 00:09:10,205 Man, problem solved! 166 00:09:14,589 --> 00:09:16,471 Babe! Gimme— 167 00:09:17,252 --> 00:09:19,364 Promise Pie! What are you doing? 168 00:09:19,364 --> 00:09:21,366 I'M NARROWING DOWN THE COMPETITION, 169 00:09:21,366 --> 00:09:23,718 SO IT'LL BE EASIER FOR YOU TO JUDGE. 170 00:09:25,180 --> 00:09:27,172 MARGARET! NO! 171 00:09:32,447 --> 00:09:33,618 What've you done? 172 00:09:33,708 --> 00:09:36,591 I knew you guys wouldn't be able to judge pies! 173 00:09:37,282 --> 00:09:41,286 Was my pie so terribly bad that you couldn't judge it? 174 00:09:41,556 --> 00:09:42,727 POPS, NO! 175 00:09:42,777 --> 00:09:45,830 POPS, YOUR PIE WAS ONE OF THE BEST ONES WE TASTED! 176 00:09:48,723 --> 00:09:50,275 KEEP JUDGING! 177 00:09:50,275 --> 00:09:51,015 OKAY! 178 00:09:51,666 --> 00:09:53,878 I GUESS STARLA'S PIE WAS KIND OF OKAY. 179 00:09:53,878 --> 00:09:56,761 BE HONEST! YOU HAVE TO BE BRUTALLY HONEST! 180 00:09:56,761 --> 00:09:57,792 ALRIGHT, FINE! 181 00:09:57,792 --> 00:09:59,294 STARLA, YOUR PIE WAS GRITTY 182 00:09:59,294 --> 00:10:01,326 AND IT TASTED LIKE A SACK OF BUTT CHEEKS! 183 00:10:04,359 --> 00:10:05,250 It's working! 184 00:10:09,804 --> 00:10:13,028 SKIPS, NEXT TIME YOU BAKE, WEAR A HAIRNET, BRO! 185 00:10:15,310 --> 00:10:18,063 DEATH, THIS WAS TERRIBLE, STICK TO KILLING PEOPLE! 186 00:10:18,623 --> 00:10:20,775 HEY, DUDE WITH THE PIE GLASSES! 187 00:10:20,775 --> 00:10:24,089 THE ONLY THING MORE TASTELESS THAN YOUR GLASSES WAS YOUR PIE! 188 00:10:25,180 --> 00:10:26,091 SCABITHA, 189 00:10:26,081 --> 00:10:29,084 YOUR PIE WAS SOGGY, AND I FOUND A BANDAGE IN IT! 190 00:10:29,554 --> 00:10:31,226 MARGARET, YOUR PIE—! 191 00:10:32,947 --> 00:10:34,169 YOUR PIE! 192 00:10:34,349 --> 00:10:36,581 IT WAS THE WORST PIE I'VE EVER SEEN! 193 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:40,665 SOMEHOW IT WAS BURNED AND RAW, IT TASTED LIKE BARF! 194 00:10:46,101 --> 00:10:47,192 Sorry, Margaret. 195 00:10:47,692 --> 00:10:49,804 Pops, your pie was the best, 196 00:10:49,894 --> 00:10:51,276 you're the clear winner! 197 00:10:51,416 --> 00:10:52,887 Yeah, here's your ribbon, man. 198 00:10:52,887 --> 00:10:56,021 Good Show! Jolly good show! 199 00:11:00,605 --> 00:11:02,567 What about me, fellas? 200 00:11:02,567 --> 00:11:03,798 What about you? 201 00:11:03,798 --> 00:11:07,292 I think it's time to put you back in the trash. 202 00:11:12,957 --> 00:11:14,669 MORDECAI! RIGBY! 203 00:11:15,190 --> 00:11:16,791 Benson, we're sorry! 204 00:11:16,791 --> 00:11:18,323 Yeah, at least we didn't give up, right? 205 00:11:18,323 --> 00:11:19,554 UNBELIEVABLE! 206 00:11:19,844 --> 00:11:22,147 Hey, man, we judged that pie contest. 207 00:11:22,227 --> 00:11:24,769 You're just mad we didn't quit and now you can't fire us! 208 00:11:24,819 --> 00:11:25,930 Oh, can't I? 209 00:11:25,930 --> 00:11:27,052 No, you can't! 210 00:11:27,052 --> 00:11:28,563 Yeah, I guess you're right. 211 00:11:29,084 --> 00:11:31,456 CLEAN UP THIS MESS, OR YOU'RE FIRED! 212 00:11:33,648 --> 00:11:34,969 You think there's any pie left?