1 00:00:05,270 --> 00:00:10,670 So, in conclusion, Rawls says we're all due for some R&R, 2 00:00:10,680 --> 00:00:12,740 so you guys have this afternoon off. 3 00:00:12,740 --> 00:00:13,940 Awesome! 4 00:00:13,950 --> 00:00:15,440 Hyuh! Hyuh! 5 00:00:16,410 --> 00:00:17,880 Why are you still here? 6 00:00:17,880 --> 00:00:19,180 Where else would we go? 7 00:00:19,180 --> 00:00:20,820 Yeah, the coffee shop's back on Earth, 8 00:00:20,820 --> 00:00:22,080 so we don't have anywhere to hang out. 9 00:00:22,090 --> 00:00:23,690 Well, this is where I'm hanging out. 10 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:26,120 You guys go somewhere else. 11 00:00:27,490 --> 00:00:29,530 And stay out of trouble! 12 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:33,330 I guess we have been hanging out in the barracks too much. 13 00:00:33,330 --> 00:00:34,800 Yeah. 14 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:37,030 Whoa! 15 00:00:37,030 --> 00:00:38,630 It's like a city in here. 16 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:40,400 Let's check this place out! 17 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:43,070 Whoa. Whoa. 18 00:00:43,070 --> 00:00:44,610 Customers? Aah! Aah! 19 00:00:44,610 --> 00:00:47,710 Welcome to the Chow Mein and Don't Touch Anything Store. 20 00:00:47,710 --> 00:00:51,050 You may either buy chow mein, or don't touch anything! 21 00:00:51,050 --> 00:00:52,750 Do you have credits? 22 00:00:52,750 --> 00:00:55,920 Feel free to look around and buy things with your credits. 23 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:57,550 But don't touch anything! 24 00:01:02,530 --> 00:01:05,130 Did I just hear you touch something? 25 00:01:05,130 --> 00:01:07,500 Uh, nope! Just dropping credits on the floor! 26 00:01:07,500 --> 00:01:10,070 Better be credits. Customers coming in 27 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,770 and touching things but don't buy anything. 28 00:01:11,770 --> 00:01:14,440 They drop their credits on the ground, 29 00:01:14,440 --> 00:01:17,410 then it's my ground, my credits. 30 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:19,610 An arcade? 31 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:23,210 "Chess TV." 32 00:01:23,210 --> 00:01:26,020 Dunst Opening. Knight to C3. 33 00:01:26,020 --> 00:01:27,520 Not a common opening. 34 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:28,820 Oh! Aah! 35 00:01:28,820 --> 00:01:30,550 Ew, a brain? Gross! 36 00:01:30,550 --> 00:01:31,890 Why are you in this case? 37 00:01:31,890 --> 00:01:33,520 Why am I in this cage? 38 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:35,990 Well, there I was, a poor country brain 39 00:01:35,990 --> 00:01:38,630 picking up groceries for my brain family. 40 00:01:38,630 --> 00:01:41,230 As I reached for the brain baby formula, 41 00:01:41,230 --> 00:01:43,370 that guy jumped out of nowhere 42 00:01:43,370 --> 00:01:46,440 and trapped me in this miniature steel prison! 43 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:48,770 Wow, why'd he do that? I don't know. 44 00:01:48,770 --> 00:01:52,310 Probably because he just doesn't like big, floaty brains! 45 00:01:52,310 --> 00:01:54,680 Well, that's not very fair. I know! 46 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:58,250 And now all I have to keep me company are my chess shows. 47 00:01:58,250 --> 00:02:00,650 I just want to see my wife and kids again. 48 00:02:00,650 --> 00:02:02,080 Is that so wrong? 49 00:02:02,090 --> 00:02:04,150 No, it isn't. Well, tell you what. 50 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:05,620 There's a key on that wall. 51 00:02:05,620 --> 00:02:08,120 You could unlock this soul-sucking enclosure, 52 00:02:08,130 --> 00:02:10,890 and I could be free to travel as I please. 53 00:02:10,900 --> 00:02:12,290 I don't know. 54 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:14,600 I've dealt with a lot of disembodied stuff before. 55 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:15,830 You sure you're not crazy? 56 00:02:15,830 --> 00:02:17,730 I assure you, I'm not crazy. 57 00:02:17,740 --> 00:02:20,340 This situation is crazy. 58 00:02:20,340 --> 00:02:22,170 Now, why don't you go get that key 59 00:02:22,170 --> 00:02:24,570 so I can stretch my stem a little? 60 00:02:24,580 --> 00:02:27,580 Okay... 61 00:02:29,180 --> 00:02:30,510 Yeah! Aah! 62 00:02:30,510 --> 00:02:33,920 Fooled ya! I'm not a country brain. 63 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:37,050 I'm an evil brain, and I'm not married. 64 00:02:37,050 --> 00:02:39,390 I'm not even dating anybody right now. 65 00:02:39,390 --> 00:02:42,190 Yeah! 66 00:02:42,190 --> 00:02:44,260 Hmm. This is actually pretty go... 67 00:02:44,260 --> 00:02:45,890 Aah! 68 00:02:47,430 --> 00:02:51,100 Aaaaaaah! What have you done? 69 00:02:51,100 --> 00:02:52,670 He said he wasn't crazy. 70 00:02:52,670 --> 00:02:56,810 That brain led a crime wave that nearly ruined this quadrant! 71 00:02:56,810 --> 00:02:58,470 You must stop him! 72 00:02:58,480 --> 00:03:00,210 Well, why was he locked up in a birdcage 73 00:03:00,210 --> 00:03:01,740 and not a maximum-security prison? 74 00:03:01,750 --> 00:03:04,950 You ever imprisoned an evil brain before? 75 00:03:04,950 --> 00:03:06,120 Uh, nope. 76 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:07,780 Well, then back off, man. 77 00:03:07,790 --> 00:03:09,220 Just get him, all right? 78 00:03:23,300 --> 00:03:25,370 Gimme a boost! 79 00:03:25,370 --> 00:03:26,670 Aah! 80 00:03:26,670 --> 00:03:28,540 Aah! 81 00:03:31,580 --> 00:03:33,880 Cornered, eh? 82 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:36,910 Looks like somebody isn't as smart as he thought he was. 83 00:03:36,910 --> 00:03:38,950 Stay away, man. 84 00:03:38,950 --> 00:03:41,520 Whoa, whoa! He's got a stick! 85 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:44,020 Where am I gonna swing this stick? 86 00:03:44,020 --> 00:03:45,790 I'm unpredictable, man! 87 00:03:45,790 --> 00:03:47,620 Aah! Not in the face! 88 00:03:47,630 --> 00:03:48,790 Aah! 89 00:03:48,790 --> 00:03:50,030 My shin! 90 00:03:50,030 --> 00:03:52,060 I wasn't expecting that! 91 00:03:53,630 --> 00:03:56,330 You guys are so dumb! 92 00:03:56,330 --> 00:03:59,540 That's why you'll never catch me. 93 00:04:02,270 --> 00:04:05,470 Ugh. Why is everything in space so gross? 94 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:07,280 Come on, dude. 95 00:04:09,550 --> 00:04:12,680 He's got to be here somewhere. 96 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:14,480 There he is! 97 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:20,160 So long, flesh bags! 98 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:23,230 Always one step ahead. 99 00:04:23,230 --> 00:04:24,760 How are we gonna catch up to him? 100 00:04:27,230 --> 00:04:29,200 I've got an idea. 101 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:34,840 Hey. Could we... 102 00:04:34,840 --> 00:04:36,310 Yeah, yeah. Come in. 103 00:04:36,310 --> 00:04:38,270 You're making me miss it. Huh? Huh? 104 00:04:39,180 --> 00:04:41,210 Check this guy out! 105 00:04:41,210 --> 00:04:44,310 He yells at these kids every time he walks by. 106 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:45,980 Dude just doesn't get it. 107 00:04:47,490 --> 00:04:50,750 Hey. Have you seen a crazy brain anywhere? Nah. 108 00:04:50,750 --> 00:04:54,290 I mostly just watch that angry guy or one of my other shows. 109 00:04:54,290 --> 00:04:55,960 Feel free to take a look. 110 00:04:55,960 --> 00:04:57,930 We got that awkward first date, 111 00:04:57,930 --> 00:05:02,560 that happy big-headed man who sleeps, and whatever this is. 112 00:05:02,570 --> 00:05:04,130 It's the brain! 113 00:05:04,140 --> 00:05:05,430 He's headed for our dome! 114 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:07,740 Good luck tall guy and short guy! 115 00:05:07,740 --> 00:05:10,970 I hope you can make it back to Channel 47! 116 00:05:10,980 --> 00:05:13,680 The cart! Go, go, go, go, go, go! 117 00:05:14,810 --> 00:05:18,750 Sorry! Official space tree business! 118 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:23,120 Sorry! Official space tree business! 119 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:27,120 What do we do, man? 120 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:28,490 We're gonna get in so much trouble. 121 00:05:28,490 --> 00:05:30,090 No, dude. We'll be fine. 122 00:05:30,090 --> 00:05:31,830 We'll capture this brain and fix this mess 123 00:05:31,830 --> 00:05:33,700 before anyone finds out. 124 00:05:41,770 --> 00:05:43,740 What's going on? 125 00:05:52,450 --> 00:05:54,520 Top-notch push-ups there, Cadet. 126 00:05:55,650 --> 00:05:56,990 Huh? 127 00:05:56,990 --> 00:05:58,190 Whose dome is that, Cadet? 128 00:05:58,190 --> 00:05:59,920 Uh, the park, sir. 129 00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:01,090 Code red! 130 00:06:03,230 --> 00:06:05,160 We got to get up there! 131 00:06:06,460 --> 00:06:08,660 Dude, it's Benson! Hello? 132 00:06:08,670 --> 00:06:11,470 Why is the park blasting off into space? 133 00:06:11,470 --> 00:06:13,640 I know you two have something to do with this. 134 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:16,070 Oh, so because the park is missing, 135 00:06:16,070 --> 00:06:17,310 we had something to do with it? 136 00:06:18,740 --> 00:06:21,210 Why has your dome taken off without clearance? 137 00:06:21,210 --> 00:06:24,710 I don't know. I was just trying to eat my Tuscan chicken salad. 138 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:26,980 You don't know what's going on in your own park? 139 00:06:26,980 --> 00:06:29,450 That is unacceptable! Drop and give me 50! 140 00:06:29,450 --> 00:06:33,760 Mordecai and Rigby, I have footage of you driving into your dome. 141 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:36,630 Rigby set this evil brain loose from this creepy old guy, 142 00:06:36,630 --> 00:06:38,430 and now it's flying the dome into space. 143 00:06:38,430 --> 00:06:40,800 What? Why am I not surprised? 144 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:42,530 Old guy. 145 00:06:42,530 --> 00:06:44,730 Someone get me Keith on the line! 146 00:06:44,740 --> 00:06:46,640 Hello? 147 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:49,300 Why are we having another brain incident, Keith? 148 00:06:49,310 --> 00:06:51,370 You said you had this under control. 149 00:06:51,380 --> 00:06:53,740 It's not my fault. I put him in a birdcage. 150 00:06:53,740 --> 00:06:57,980 These two guys came into my shop, all touching everything. 151 00:06:57,980 --> 00:07:00,350 They released the brain. 152 00:07:00,350 --> 00:07:02,650 That was a dang-good birdcage. 153 00:07:02,650 --> 00:07:04,390 Your guys messed up, Benson! 154 00:07:04,390 --> 00:07:08,490 Space tree protocol dictates we have to shoot rogue domes down! 155 00:07:08,490 --> 00:07:09,760 What? Wait. 156 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:11,160 Please, just give us a chance to catch him! 157 00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:12,890 Yeah. Keith, how did you catch him? 158 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:16,670 I beat him at chess, but that was a long time ago. 159 00:07:16,670 --> 00:07:20,000 He's too good now. You cannot beat him. 160 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:21,240 Colonel, I have a plan. 161 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:22,800 Can you give us more time? 162 00:07:22,810 --> 00:07:25,640 You have 10 minutes before the dome's getting blasted. 163 00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:26,980 What's your plan? 164 00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:30,010 I'm gonna need a chess board and a big salad. 165 00:07:30,010 --> 00:07:31,450 I'm hungry. 166 00:07:34,020 --> 00:07:35,720 Hey, Brain. 167 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:38,620 Wait, wait, wait! Stop! Don't shoot! 168 00:07:38,620 --> 00:07:40,820 If you shoot us with that gun, everyone will know 169 00:07:40,820 --> 00:07:43,160 you couldn't outsmart us with your wits. 170 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:47,200 Ha! Beating you with my wits would be 1 million times easier 171 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:49,100 than pulling this trigger. 172 00:07:49,100 --> 00:07:50,370 What do you propose? 173 00:07:50,370 --> 00:07:52,400 How about a game of chess? 174 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:55,470 Chess? Chess? 175 00:07:55,470 --> 00:07:57,440 You've got no chance. 176 00:07:57,440 --> 00:07:59,680 If you're so sure, then let's play. 177 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:03,450 Winner gets the dome, loser leaves the dome. 178 00:08:03,450 --> 00:08:07,050 And get sucked into the vacuum of space? 179 00:08:07,050 --> 00:08:08,650 Uh, yeah, I guess so. 180 00:08:08,650 --> 00:08:11,820 Then I accept. Let's play. 181 00:08:16,360 --> 00:08:20,330 Did you know there are only 20 possible first moves in chess? 182 00:08:20,330 --> 00:08:22,030 Pretty crazy, huh? 183 00:08:22,030 --> 00:08:25,170 I choose pawn to E4. 184 00:08:25,170 --> 00:08:29,500 Are you ready for the fast-paced actin of a king pawn opening? 185 00:08:29,510 --> 00:08:31,840 What will you choose? 186 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:33,880 That one? Ha! 187 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:36,910 Ahh. Pawn to E5. 188 00:08:36,910 --> 00:08:38,210 Pathetic. 189 00:08:39,620 --> 00:08:42,550 Prepare to light this dome up. 190 00:08:42,550 --> 00:08:44,520 Arming the park-seeking missiles. 191 00:08:49,290 --> 00:08:53,130 Did you know that your skin is your largest organ? 192 00:08:53,130 --> 00:08:54,860 Mine's my brain. 193 00:08:54,870 --> 00:08:58,900 Your epidermis, or as I like to call it, 194 00:08:58,900 --> 00:09:02,840 your epi-dumbness, it won't help you in chess. 195 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:05,040 Queen to H5. 196 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:08,140 Horse to this square. 197 00:09:08,780 --> 00:09:13,420 You calling it a horse makes me want to vomit. 198 00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:15,050 Huh? 199 00:09:16,020 --> 00:09:18,550 Sir, we're getting out of weapons range. What do we do? 200 00:09:18,560 --> 00:09:21,190 Then we have no choice. 201 00:09:21,190 --> 00:09:23,430 Fire. 202 00:09:23,430 --> 00:09:25,590 Bishop to C4. 203 00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:28,360 You're probably asking yourself, "What is a bishop?" 204 00:09:28,370 --> 00:09:32,000 Pleas tell me, because I'm so ignorant. 205 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:35,100 Or perhaps you're thinking... 206 00:09:35,110 --> 00:09:37,610 Because your brain is so small that the only thing 207 00:09:37,610 --> 00:09:41,040 it could think of is the sound of a small breeze. 208 00:09:43,310 --> 00:09:46,920 Are you ready for me to blow your mind? 209 00:09:49,290 --> 00:09:52,620 Queen takes F7. 210 00:10:12,110 --> 00:10:13,310 Checkmate! 211 00:10:14,950 --> 00:10:16,680 Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! 212 00:10:16,680 --> 00:10:19,550 I can't believe you fell for Scholars Mate. 213 00:10:19,550 --> 00:10:21,550 It's the oldest trick in the book! 214 00:10:21,550 --> 00:10:23,620 Huh? 215 00:10:23,620 --> 00:10:25,320 Hey! What? Got him! 216 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:26,520 Rawls, we got him! 217 00:10:27,890 --> 00:10:30,790 Mordecai and Rigby, you ignorant geniuses! 218 00:10:30,790 --> 00:10:32,460 Hoo-ahh! 219 00:10:34,330 --> 00:10:36,130 Aah! 220 00:10:36,130 --> 00:10:37,400 Let me out of here! 221 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:39,270 Ew! So gross! 222 00:10:39,270 --> 00:10:40,940 Pass me the chess board. 223 00:10:42,140 --> 00:10:43,540 Stop. Let me go. 224 00:10:43,540 --> 00:10:44,940 Wait! Stop! 225 00:10:44,940 --> 00:10:46,210 No! 226 00:10:46,210 --> 00:10:49,110 You haven't seen the last of me! 227 00:10:49,110 --> 00:10:53,820 I'll get you for this, Mordecai and Rigby! 228 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:56,620 I really feel like getting chow mein.