1 00:00:11,489 --> 00:00:14,132 Listen, Benson, we need to talk. 2 00:00:14,162 --> 00:00:15,633 We are talking! 3 00:00:15,663 --> 00:00:17,035 Ooh! Want to hear how many push-ups 4 00:00:17,075 --> 00:00:18,166 I did at training today? 5 00:00:18,206 --> 00:00:20,038 No, we need to really talk. 6 00:00:20,078 --> 00:00:21,579 Oh. Okay. 7 00:00:21,609 --> 00:00:24,782 This... this isn't working for me anymore. 8 00:00:24,822 --> 00:00:26,254 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 9 00:00:26,284 --> 00:00:28,796 Benson, you're a great guy, but, I have no idea 10 00:00:28,826 --> 00:00:31,659 when you're coming back, or... or if you're coming back. 11 00:00:31,699 --> 00:00:32,931 Sure, sure. 12 00:00:32,971 --> 00:00:34,772 You know, statistically, the further away 13 00:00:34,802 --> 00:00:36,874 two mates are from each other, the less likely it is 14 00:00:36,915 --> 00:00:38,506 that their relationship will last. 15 00:00:38,546 --> 00:00:40,118 I've done the calculations, 16 00:00:40,148 --> 00:00:44,122 and our odds are only 1.35%. 17 00:00:44,162 --> 00:00:45,153 Mm-hmm. 18 00:00:45,193 --> 00:00:48,666 I'm... I'm sorry, Benson. 19 00:00:48,696 --> 00:00:51,299 It's not you, it's just math. 20 00:00:51,339 --> 00:00:53,942 I think we should just be friends. 21 00:00:53,982 --> 00:00:56,945 I get it. I was sent millions of miles into space 22 00:00:56,985 --> 00:00:59,787 against my will, you're back on Earth. 23 00:00:59,817 --> 00:01:01,589 Are you sure you're okay? 24 00:01:01,629 --> 00:01:03,191 I totally understand. 25 00:01:03,231 --> 00:01:05,633 I am go-o-od. 26 00:01:09,777 --> 00:01:11,910 Pa-a-a-m! 27 00:01:11,950 --> 00:01:13,982 Why? 28 00:01:15,023 --> 00:01:17,855 No-o-o-o. 29 00:01:19,797 --> 00:01:20,858 Okay, okay, okay. My turn. 30 00:01:20,899 --> 00:01:22,270 Hmm? Hmm-hmm? 31 00:01:22,300 --> 00:01:25,904 Would you rather have spaghetti for fingers 32 00:01:25,944 --> 00:01:29,247 or have spiders crawl out of your mouth 33 00:01:29,277 --> 00:01:30,818 every time you yawn? 34 00:01:30,848 --> 00:01:32,250 Hmm. That's a good one. 35 00:01:32,290 --> 00:01:35,093 If I eat my spaghetti fingers, do they grow back? 36 00:01:35,123 --> 00:01:37,665 Yeah, but they're whole wheat pasta. 37 00:01:37,695 --> 00:01:39,097 Aw! Sick dude! 38 00:01:39,137 --> 00:01:40,798 Well in that case, I got to go with... 39 00:01:40,838 --> 00:01:42,040 Uh... 40 00:01:44,742 --> 00:01:46,344 Mm... Uh-oh. 41 00:01:46,384 --> 00:01:48,346 Um, hey, buddy. 42 00:01:48,386 --> 00:01:51,159 Everything okay, man? 43 00:01:51,189 --> 00:01:54,692 No. Pam dumped me. 44 00:01:54,732 --> 00:01:56,935 I've been eating all these wings, 45 00:01:56,975 --> 00:01:59,607 but they're not making me feel any better. 46 00:01:59,637 --> 00:02:03,681 Hey, wait, didn't you and Pam eat wings on your first date? 47 00:02:03,721 --> 00:02:07,155 Oh, no! 48 00:02:07,225 --> 00:02:10,058 That's why they're not working! 49 00:02:10,098 --> 00:02:12,770 They're just making me think about Pam! 50 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:15,133 Whoa, whoa! Forget about wings! 51 00:02:15,173 --> 00:02:17,345 Yeah, these space wings are whack anyways. 52 00:02:17,375 --> 00:02:19,317 We know what'll make you feel better. 53 00:02:19,347 --> 00:02:20,348 What? 54 00:02:20,388 --> 00:02:22,350 Um... Um... 55 00:02:22,390 --> 00:02:24,852 Frrrri... Frrrrii... 56 00:02:24,893 --> 00:02:25,863 Fries! 57 00:02:25,894 --> 00:02:26,864 Fries? 58 00:02:26,895 --> 00:02:28,096 Crispy, delicious fries. 59 00:02:28,136 --> 00:02:29,367 I'm talking curly! 60 00:02:29,397 --> 00:02:30,939 Criss-cut! Wedge-cut. 61 00:02:30,969 --> 00:02:32,710 Crinkle-cut! Shoe-string! 62 00:02:32,740 --> 00:02:34,642 Artisanal salt, yo! 63 00:02:34,682 --> 00:02:38,386 Yeah! Fries will fill the void in my soul! 64 00:02:38,416 --> 00:02:41,119 Whew! We really dodged a bullet on that one. 65 00:02:41,159 --> 00:02:44,132 Where can I find fries? 66 00:02:50,348 --> 00:02:52,951 Wedge-cut, criss-cut, crinkle-cut, wedge-cut, 67 00:02:52,981 --> 00:02:54,953 criss-cut, crinkle-cut, shoe-strings. 68 00:02:56,684 --> 00:02:58,446 I think I'm starting to feel better alread... 69 00:02:59,757 --> 00:03:02,100 Oh, my gosh! It was a hit and run! 70 00:03:02,130 --> 00:03:04,272 That ice cream truck guy just took off! 71 00:03:04,302 --> 00:03:05,333 Are you okay? 72 00:03:05,373 --> 00:03:07,805 Huh? Where am I? Who are you? 73 00:03:07,845 --> 00:03:10,078 I'm Roxy, and you're in my fry truck. 74 00:03:10,118 --> 00:03:12,020 Great! I'm Benson. 75 00:03:12,050 --> 00:03:13,691 Can I get an order of fries? 76 00:03:13,721 --> 00:03:16,094 I'm sorry, but we sold out in, like, 10 minutes. 77 00:03:16,124 --> 00:03:18,826 Got to kick you out. I'm about to go on a supply run. 78 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:20,338 Ugh, typical. 79 00:03:20,368 --> 00:03:23,011 The saddest day of my life, then I get hit by a truck, 80 00:03:23,041 --> 00:03:24,742 and now I can't even get fries. 81 00:03:24,782 --> 00:03:27,685 Why did I think fries could make me happy again? 82 00:03:27,715 --> 00:03:29,087 This was dumb. 83 00:03:29,117 --> 00:03:30,858 Sorry to bother you, Roxy. 84 00:03:30,888 --> 00:03:33,831 Or if you want to tag along with me on my supply run, 85 00:03:33,861 --> 00:03:35,393 I can make you a fresh batch when I'm done. 86 00:03:35,433 --> 00:03:37,265 Really? You'd do that for me? 87 00:03:37,305 --> 00:03:40,708 My fries are the best in the galaxy, Benson. 88 00:03:40,748 --> 00:03:43,311 We're gonna turn that frown upside down. 89 00:03:43,351 --> 00:03:45,353 Wait, are you smiling? 90 00:03:45,383 --> 00:03:47,385 Yep. "Roxy's Fries..." 91 00:03:47,425 --> 00:03:50,028 Guaranteed to put a smile on your face!" 92 00:03:50,058 --> 00:03:51,859 All right. 93 00:03:51,900 --> 00:03:54,472 So, we're just going for a quick grocery store run or something? 94 00:03:54,502 --> 00:03:57,105 Not if you want the good stuff. 95 00:04:04,062 --> 00:04:06,294 This is the potato planet mine. 96 00:04:06,324 --> 00:04:07,865 For the good stuff, 97 00:04:07,896 --> 00:04:10,438 we got it go way down there to the bottom. 98 00:04:10,468 --> 00:04:13,141 You sure we can't just go to the grocery store? 99 00:04:13,171 --> 00:04:16,184 Hey, there's a reason my fries are the best in the galaxy. 100 00:04:16,214 --> 00:04:17,185 Come on! 101 00:04:17,215 --> 00:04:19,988 Ow! That kind of hurt. 102 00:04:21,359 --> 00:04:22,460 So, what do we do now? 103 00:04:22,490 --> 00:04:23,992 Now we dig. 104 00:04:24,032 --> 00:04:25,763 You're the boss. 105 00:04:28,336 --> 00:04:30,478 Whew! This is actually kind of fun! 106 00:04:30,508 --> 00:04:33,481 I think I see a smile coming on. 107 00:04:33,511 --> 00:04:36,284 Oh, no! Potato bugs! 108 00:04:39,097 --> 00:04:41,459 Run! 109 00:04:49,317 --> 00:04:51,449 Aaaaaaah! 110 00:04:51,489 --> 00:04:53,021 I just 111 00:04:53,051 --> 00:04:54,292 want 112 00:04:54,322 --> 00:04:56,264 some fries! 113 00:04:57,565 --> 00:04:59,797 I'm trying to get through a rough day, 114 00:04:59,837 --> 00:05:01,769 and I don't have time for this right now! 115 00:05:02,911 --> 00:05:05,143 Benson! Help me! 116 00:05:05,183 --> 00:05:06,314 Aah! 117 00:05:06,344 --> 00:05:08,816 Roxy! Are you okay? 118 00:05:08,856 --> 00:05:10,989 I... I think so. 119 00:05:11,029 --> 00:05:13,291 Good. We better get out of here. 120 00:05:13,331 --> 00:05:15,133 I can't believe you did that. 121 00:05:15,163 --> 00:05:17,135 Okay, we got potato. What's next? 122 00:05:17,165 --> 00:05:18,306 Um, right! 123 00:05:18,336 --> 00:05:20,008 Uh, we need oil. 124 00:05:25,323 --> 00:05:27,385 Okay. Barrel's in place. 125 00:05:27,425 --> 00:05:29,797 Great. I'll open the valve. 126 00:05:29,827 --> 00:05:31,259 Oh, here. I'll get that. 127 00:05:31,299 --> 00:05:33,801 Thanks! I guess chivalry isn't dead. 128 00:05:33,831 --> 00:05:37,545 So, if you want to talk about your bad day, you can. 129 00:05:37,575 --> 00:05:39,417 I can offer a shoulder to cry on. 130 00:05:39,447 --> 00:05:41,419 I mean... Well, not literally, but... 131 00:05:41,449 --> 00:05:43,091 Uh, thanks. 132 00:05:43,121 --> 00:05:45,523 I guess it's just hard being single and in space. 133 00:05:45,563 --> 00:05:47,966 I'm single and in space, too! 134 00:05:47,996 --> 00:05:50,368 So, um, do you have any hobbies? 135 00:05:50,398 --> 00:05:53,411 Well, I used to be a drummer in a rock band. 136 00:05:53,441 --> 00:05:55,843 Oh. A rock band? 137 00:05:55,883 --> 00:05:58,116 Oh, yeah, back in the day, I was all, 138 00:05:58,156 --> 00:06:00,888 "Two-three-four... doon-doon-dat, doon-doon-dat!" 139 00:06:00,959 --> 00:06:02,860 Bubba-dubba-dubba-dubba, doon-doon-dat! 140 00:06:02,891 --> 00:06:04,462 Doon-doon-dat, pshhh! 141 00:06:04,502 --> 00:06:06,264 Huh? 142 00:06:06,304 --> 00:06:10,108 Benson, you goo... oof? 143 00:06:16,454 --> 00:06:20,428 Mm. Oh, yeah. That's better. 144 00:06:20,458 --> 00:06:24,802 Whew! So, where to next? 145 00:06:24,842 --> 00:06:27,805 Uh, we got to cut the potatoes. 146 00:06:32,891 --> 00:06:34,192 Uh... 147 00:06:35,323 --> 00:06:37,025 Uh... 148 00:06:38,236 --> 00:06:41,239 Roxy? Hey, Roxy? 149 00:06:41,269 --> 00:06:42,470 Earth to Roxy! 150 00:06:42,510 --> 00:06:43,611 Everything okay? 151 00:06:43,641 --> 00:06:45,043 Oh! Uh... 152 00:06:45,083 --> 00:06:48,046 Sorry! I, ah... I um, 153 00:06:48,086 --> 00:06:50,188 I've got to go make a phone call. 154 00:06:50,218 --> 00:06:52,290 Excuse me! 155 00:06:55,533 --> 00:06:57,635 Come on, come on... 156 00:06:59,307 --> 00:07:01,809 Roxy! Hey, girl! 157 00:07:01,849 --> 00:07:03,011 Crystal! 158 00:07:03,051 --> 00:07:04,882 Listen, I... I need some advice. 159 00:07:04,923 --> 00:07:07,055 Ooh, I know what that means. 160 00:07:07,085 --> 00:07:09,497 You have a crush. 161 00:07:09,527 --> 00:07:11,229 Oh, well, yeah. 162 00:07:11,269 --> 00:07:12,260 Is he cut? 163 00:07:12,300 --> 00:07:13,571 How many karats is he? 164 00:07:13,601 --> 00:07:15,233 Well, that's the thing. 165 00:07:15,273 --> 00:07:16,975 He's, uh... Oh, boy... 166 00:07:17,005 --> 00:07:19,517 He's an organic. 167 00:07:19,547 --> 00:07:23,221 Get out! An organic? 168 00:07:23,251 --> 00:07:24,852 The ultimate taboo. 169 00:07:24,893 --> 00:07:26,594 I don't know if he's into me. 170 00:07:26,624 --> 00:07:28,967 I-I always mess this kind of thing up. 171 00:07:28,997 --> 00:07:31,339 Roxy, quit worrying so much. 172 00:07:31,369 --> 00:07:33,371 You're a stone-cold rox! 173 00:07:33,411 --> 00:07:36,284 Stop being such a pebble and be boulder. 174 00:07:36,314 --> 00:07:38,016 Flirt with him a bit. 175 00:07:38,056 --> 00:07:40,418 Take him to the most romantic place in the universe. 176 00:07:40,458 --> 00:07:42,420 You got this, girl! 177 00:07:42,460 --> 00:07:44,162 Uhh, I got to roll, Rox. 178 00:07:44,202 --> 00:07:45,333 It's like a quarry out here. 179 00:07:45,363 --> 00:07:48,366 Crystal, you are a gem. Thanks! 180 00:07:48,406 --> 00:07:50,909 Hey, Slater, wait up! 181 00:07:52,250 --> 00:07:54,152 Oh, hey. Sorry about that. 182 00:07:54,182 --> 00:07:55,413 Wow, you cut those fast. 183 00:07:55,453 --> 00:07:57,255 You know, you're pretty good at this. 184 00:07:57,285 --> 00:07:58,656 Yeah? Are you hiring? 185 00:07:58,696 --> 00:08:00,528 Yeah! 186 00:08:00,558 --> 00:08:02,460 Maybe we should go into business together. 187 00:08:02,500 --> 00:08:04,602 What do you say? You want to be be my sous-chef? 188 00:08:04,642 --> 00:08:06,274 Oh, my gosh! 189 00:08:06,304 --> 00:08:08,076 Are you okay? 190 00:08:08,116 --> 00:08:11,249 Whoa, this place is awesome, Roxy. 191 00:08:11,289 --> 00:08:12,991 Oh, yeah! 192 00:08:13,021 --> 00:08:14,392 I must have forgot this was here. 193 00:08:14,422 --> 00:08:16,024 It's amazing. 194 00:08:16,064 --> 00:08:18,026 Roxy... Mm-hmm? 195 00:08:18,066 --> 00:08:21,239 This day started off being one of the worst days of my life, 196 00:08:21,269 --> 00:08:23,341 but you made it into one of the best. 197 00:08:23,371 --> 00:08:25,143 Thanks for making it special. 198 00:08:25,183 --> 00:08:27,015 Things aren't so bad after all. 199 00:08:27,045 --> 00:08:29,247 So, we're on the same page then? 200 00:08:29,287 --> 00:08:30,919 Uh, sure? 201 00:08:33,561 --> 00:08:35,193 Hmm? 202 00:08:35,233 --> 00:08:37,265 Uh... 203 00:08:37,305 --> 00:08:38,937 Oh, ow! 204 00:08:38,977 --> 00:08:40,638 What was that? 205 00:08:40,678 --> 00:08:43,351 "What was that?" I can't believe you! 206 00:08:43,381 --> 00:08:45,213 I kiss you and all you say is "Ow"? 207 00:08:45,253 --> 00:08:46,254 Wait, you did what now? 208 00:08:46,284 --> 00:08:48,126 I have to go. 209 00:08:48,156 --> 00:08:49,427 Roxy, wait! 210 00:08:49,457 --> 00:08:50,558 Please stop! 211 00:08:51,599 --> 00:08:54,072 Roxy! 212 00:08:55,443 --> 00:08:56,975 Roxy! 213 00:09:05,593 --> 00:09:07,125 Roxy! 214 00:09:14,242 --> 00:09:15,443 Aaah! 215 00:09:15,483 --> 00:09:16,514 It's all right. 216 00:09:16,544 --> 00:09:17,645 That's what insurance is for. 217 00:09:17,685 --> 00:09:20,989 Come on, Roxy. Where are you? 218 00:09:22,530 --> 00:09:23,491 Roxy! 219 00:09:26,734 --> 00:09:29,007 Roxy, wait! 220 00:09:32,410 --> 00:09:34,552 Who-o-o-o-a-a-a-a! 221 00:09:35,623 --> 00:09:37,655 Aaah! 222 00:09:40,298 --> 00:09:42,030 Benson! 223 00:09:47,405 --> 00:09:50,348 As long as we keep it under light-speed, that should hold. 224 00:09:50,378 --> 00:09:53,091 Look, Roxy, about earlier, I'm really sorry. 225 00:09:53,121 --> 00:09:54,722 It's okay. I get it. 226 00:09:54,762 --> 00:09:57,365 No, I just want you to know it's not about you. 227 00:09:57,395 --> 00:09:58,696 You're a really cool girl, 228 00:09:58,736 --> 00:10:00,668 and, honestly, I think you're great but... 229 00:10:02,170 --> 00:10:04,442 See, the whole reason I wanted fries 230 00:10:04,482 --> 00:10:06,744 was to try to feel better because... 231 00:10:06,784 --> 00:10:09,317 because my girlfriend dumped me this morning. 232 00:10:09,357 --> 00:10:10,788 Oh, Benson. 233 00:10:10,818 --> 00:10:13,191 It's not the first time I've been dumped... 234 00:10:13,231 --> 00:10:16,094 or the second... or the third. 235 00:10:16,134 --> 00:10:17,635 It's happened a lot. 236 00:10:17,665 --> 00:10:21,179 I mean, Dumptown is a place, and I've been there Roxy. 237 00:10:21,209 --> 00:10:25,513 It still hurts and, well, I'm kind of a mess right now. 238 00:10:25,553 --> 00:10:27,125 I hope you understand. 239 00:10:27,155 --> 00:10:29,257 Yeah. 240 00:10:29,327 --> 00:10:31,299 Hey, you know what we need? 241 00:10:31,329 --> 00:10:32,800 French fries. 242 00:10:38,616 --> 00:10:40,318 Oh, we forgot the salt. 243 00:10:40,348 --> 00:10:42,180 No, we didn't. 244 00:10:42,220 --> 00:10:45,493 My secret ingredient... butt salt. 245 00:10:47,665 --> 00:10:50,168 Oh, wow. Those are great fries! 246 00:10:50,198 --> 00:10:51,469 Feel better? 247 00:10:51,509 --> 00:10:53,211 I do. Me too. 248 00:10:53,241 --> 00:10:55,673 Mmm. This is so good! 249 00:10:55,713 --> 00:10:58,686 Oh, here comes the best part! 250 00:10:58,716 --> 00:11:01,289 Hey, Roxy, are you smiling?