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Oh-h-h-h.

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Time to kick this up a notch.

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Dude, you can't shoot

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at maximum power.

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Your little body

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can't handle it.

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You don't know what

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my body is capable of.

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Eh, those new curtains

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really tie the room

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together, eh?

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Yeah, eh? More maple syrup

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for your pancakes, eh?

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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Oh, gee.

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The Canadians?

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Of all people.

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They're the most pleasant group

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on the entire Space Tree.

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I said I was sorry.

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You're a loose cannon, Rigby,

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and I won't tolerate

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your unsafe behaviour anymore.

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Unsafe? I'm totally—

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Whoa. Whoa-oa-oa-oa.

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Safe?

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I'm putting you on probation.

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That means

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no more target practice,

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no off-site privileges,

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and, of course, no food trucks.

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But tomorrow

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is Roxie's Famous Fry Truck.

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Her space salt is delicious.

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Well, I guess

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it's no space salt for you.

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Can't you let me slide

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just this once?

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Hmm. If you pass

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the Space Tree safety test,

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I'll let you off the hook.

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But I suggest

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you start studying now.

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This thing's drier than

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a bowl of pretzels

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on Dust Planet 9.

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Come on, Rawls.

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I just graduated high school.

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I'm not gonna read that thing.

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Well, there is another way

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for those less, uh, literate.

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Name it.

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Perkins...

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awaken Spacey McSpacetree.

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Hey, everybody.

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Hello, Spacey.

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Been a while.

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Who is this guy?

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Rigby, this is

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Spacey McSpacetree,

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our beloved mascot.

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He's been in cryo-sleep

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for the last 30 years.

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That costume sure looks like

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it's from 30 years ago.

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Cos... tume?

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Hey, show him some respect.

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He's gonna stick with you

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until you pass the test.

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That's right.

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You can't be Safey McSafety

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without Spacey McSpacetree.

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It's certainly nice

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to wake up to a new friend.

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Put 'er there, Rigby.

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Whoa. Careful now.

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That's a very unsafe handshake

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you got there.

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We're gonna

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have to work on that.

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So, in conclusion,

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the seat belt

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always go over the waist.

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Do you need another

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demonstration?

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Ahh. I got it.

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You already showed me,

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like, five times.

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Pump the brakes there,

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amigo.

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That's a safety violation

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waiting to happen.

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I was just putting it down.

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I wasn't gonna spill it.

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Okay, picture this.

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Say you're walking around

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minding your own business,

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then bam—

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you knock into the table.

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Aw, come on.

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Then, next thing

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you know—whoop.

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You end up hurting yourself

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or worse.

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Whoa.

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You end up

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in the hospital.

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Ahh. You did that on purpose.

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That would never happen

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in real life.

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Hey, what's the commotion

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in here?

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Whoa. Aah.

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Unh.

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Oh, Benson.

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W-W-W-Whoa.

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Bad show.

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See?

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Come on, bro. Dig deep.

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Huh? What?

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Zero G.

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Aw. I want to pretend like

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I can lift heavy stuff.

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Stupid probation.

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They're not even

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wearing helmets in there.

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Uno momento, Rig-bud.

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Hey, guys.

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Having a good time?

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Whoops.

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Still look fun to you?

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Dude, what's wrong

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with your new friend?

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He's not my friend. He's just

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teaching me about safety

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so I can get off probation.

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Why didn't you just read

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the safety manual?

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Yeah, bro.

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It's a pretty informative read.

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Well, I wish I knew that

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before I got stuck with

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this crazy tree guy

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following me around

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and judging my every move.

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Rigby,

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that's a safety violation.

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Don't you know that

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seven out of ten

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lunchtime injuries

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are directly related

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to tray slamming?

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This could've been you.

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Whoa, eh.

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I'm sorry. Sorry.

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Spacey,

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what's your problem?

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Hey, I'm just

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watching your back, buddy.

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I still got to teach you

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about safety with music.

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Safe... Safey McSafety.

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Dude, turn. Turn.

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Aah. Got to be safe.

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If I'm not safe,

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he'll show up.

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Dude, are you all right?

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You look horrible.

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It's Spacey.

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I got to get him off my back

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once and for all.

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Yeah, you got to pass

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that test.

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I can't take much more

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of that guy.

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Don't worry. I have a plan.

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Take the wheel.

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Hey, where are you going?

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Aren't you on proba— Aah.

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So Spacey says

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you're ready for this?

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Look, I even have

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written permission.

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Hmm. Looks like

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30 years of cryo-sleep

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did a number on

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his penmanship.

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But if Spacey says you're ready,

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you're ready.

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This is our

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testing overlook machine,

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or as we like to call it—TOM.

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It's proficient in all forms

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of safety protocol.

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Hello, TOM.

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This is Rigby.

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Hello, Rigby. I look forward

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to grading your test.

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Whoa. This is a test?

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Does it come with a crazy pencil

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or something?

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No, there's no pencil.

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Just call out your answer, and

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it will fill in automatically.

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Once it's complete,

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insert it into TOM.

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Good luck.

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Uhh. How long does he want me

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to do this?

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Huh?

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Rigby,

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old buddy, old pal.

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Couldn't help but notice

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you were driving

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a little erratically back there.

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That's not very...

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safe?

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Uhh-h-h— Whoa.

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Where is he? Where's Rigby?

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Dude, I don't know.

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I don't know.

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Rig-by.

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Okay, question 17— "B."

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All right. Question 18.

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I'm coming, buddy.

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Whoa.

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Look both ways.

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You're not being safe.

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I'm sorry.

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Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.

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Man, this is easier

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than I thought.

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"C."

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Goodbye, Spacey,

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and goodbye, probation.

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Rigby!

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You're not ready!

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Uh-oh. "A,"B,"D,"

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"A,"B,"B,"B."

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Gimme that.

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Let go.

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No.

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You still have

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so much to learn.

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No. I'm through with you.

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No.

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Yes.

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Error. Test malfunction.

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Now look what you've done.

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Me? It was you.

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You're ruining my life.

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Ruining your life?

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I thought we were bros.

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You're the first friend I've had

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in 30 years.

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Don't make like a tree

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and leave me.

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Spacey.

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Aah. What do I do?

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What do I do?

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Quick—

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stop, drop, and roll.

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I got to finish

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the test.

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Come on,

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we can still fix this.

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Wh-What? Us against that?

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That's totally unsafe.

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Hey, sometimes you got to be

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unsafe to be safe.

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Aah-aah.

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Quick. Grab the test

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and read me the questions.

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Which ones

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did you leave blank?

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Uh...

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27, 44, and 83.

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Yaah. Unh.

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Okay, question 27.

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"What do you do

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during a space-quake?"

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Ahh, I know this.

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Oh. Take cover

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underneath a table.

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Aah.

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Nice one.

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Okay, question 44.

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"Where are you permitted to use

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Space Tree laser guns?"

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Only in

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designated shooting areas.

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Or if we're under attack,

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of course.

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Waah.

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Okay, last question.

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"What should you never do

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with space soda?"

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What are my options?

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A—drink while operating

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heavy machinery.

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B—put it on the edge

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of a table.

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C—drink more than

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two bottles a day.

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Come on, Rigby.

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We went over this.

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Whoa.

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"D."

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All of the above.

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Safety test complete.

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Processing results.

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Congratulations. You pass.

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Hey, thanks, guys.

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Yeah, it worked out.

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Thanks for helping me, Spacey.

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No problem.

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Sorry for being so clingy.

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If I've learned anything,

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it's that being too attached

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is emotionally unsafe.

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Here.

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You keep that safe

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for me.

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You got it, friend.

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Care for more of Roxie's

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food-truck fries, Rigby?

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Or should I say

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Safey McSafety.

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Heh heh heh.

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Safety violation.

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Come on, bro.

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I'm not gonna spill it.

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Oops.

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Tea time.

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I'm going back to cryo-sleep.