1 00:01:09,113 --> 00:01:11,091 So, T.G.I.F., am I right? 2 00:01:11,177 --> 00:01:12,550 Dude, it's 10 AM, Tuesday. 3 00:01:12,627 --> 00:01:15,132 Oh, yeah. Tuesdays ain't good for nothing. 4 00:01:15,603 --> 00:01:17,129 How 'bout you, Margaret, weekend plans? 5 00:01:17,254 --> 00:01:18,934 My weekends are all booked up now. 6 00:01:19,001 --> 00:01:20,249 I'm using them for studying. 7 00:01:20,307 --> 00:01:22,870 I have to get serious if I want to transfer out of junior college. 8 00:01:23,014 --> 00:01:24,512 When are we ever going to hang out? 9 00:01:24,665 --> 00:01:25,808 Sorry, I don't know. 10 00:01:25,865 --> 00:01:27,084 Tonight's my last free night, 11 00:01:27,113 --> 00:01:29,465 but who ever heard of hanging out on a Tuesday? 12 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:31,884 I should probably just study. See ya. 13 00:01:32,691 --> 00:01:33,852 Man, what's wrong with her? 14 00:01:34,054 --> 00:01:35,513 Why would you do that to yourself? 15 00:01:35,648 --> 00:01:37,481 Rigby, she needs our support! 16 00:01:37,577 --> 00:01:38,585 You heard her, Eileen. 17 00:01:38,681 --> 00:01:39,939 She wants to transfer colleges. 18 00:01:39,996 --> 00:01:41,264 What if we never see her again? 19 00:01:41,292 --> 00:01:44,240 Never see her again? 20 00:01:44,912 --> 00:01:45,574 Right, Mordecai? 21 00:01:45,862 --> 00:01:46,592 Yo, Mordecai! 22 00:01:47,139 --> 00:01:48,262 Mordo, buddy, are you alright? 23 00:01:48,464 --> 00:01:50,278 Guys, it's Margaret's last night of freedom! 24 00:01:50,451 --> 00:01:52,678 Let's surprise her with the biggest party of her life. 25 00:01:52,889 --> 00:01:53,734 Dude, yeah! 26 00:01:53,763 --> 00:01:54,944 That's a great idea! 27 00:01:56,508 --> 00:01:58,457 T.G.I. Tuesday! 28 00:01:58,611 --> 00:01:58,985 Huh? 29 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:02,220 She gets off work at eight tonight, 30 00:02:02,220 --> 00:02:03,699 so we only have a few hours. 31 00:02:03,862 --> 00:02:04,956 First, let's get supplies. 32 00:02:05,244 --> 00:02:07,539 T.G.I. Tuesday. 33 00:02:09,084 --> 00:02:12,032 All right, they got Friday, Saturday, Sunday. 34 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:13,452 Wow, even Monday. 35 00:02:13,836 --> 00:02:16,054 Aw, what? Nothing for Tuesday? 36 00:02:16,112 --> 00:02:18,377 Hey, ladies, and Eileen. 37 00:02:18,464 --> 00:02:20,700 Muscle Man, what are you doing here? 38 00:02:20,844 --> 00:02:22,803 I like to hang around here on my day's off. 39 00:02:23,081 --> 00:02:24,953 You know, see where the party's at. 40 00:02:25,136 --> 00:02:26,902 Yo, Jessie, where's the party at? 41 00:02:27,142 --> 00:02:29,225 For the hundredth time, I just work here. 42 00:02:29,417 --> 00:02:31,961 He'll budge. What are you lamers doing here? 43 00:02:32,086 --> 00:02:33,996 We're setting up a party for Margaret tonight. 44 00:02:34,179 --> 00:02:36,060 But it's Tuesday. 45 00:02:37,577 --> 00:02:39,094 Yeah-a! After tonight, 46 00:02:39,123 --> 00:02:40,860 Tuesday is gonna be the new Friday. 47 00:02:42,665 --> 00:02:44,220 That's bold, bro. 48 00:02:44,451 --> 00:02:47,043 This party gets the Muscle Man seal of approval. 49 00:02:47,264 --> 00:02:48,723 You chumps need help with anything? 50 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:49,961 I bet you chumps do. 51 00:02:50,115 --> 00:02:51,516 Can you make sure people hear about it? 52 00:02:51,670 --> 00:02:52,870 We need a huge turn out. 53 00:02:53,004 --> 00:02:55,414 Huge is my and my mom's middle name. 54 00:02:55,798 --> 00:02:57,420 I'll see you jerks tonight. 55 00:02:58,112 --> 00:03:00,934 Muscle Man "Huge" Sorrenstein out! 56 00:03:02,739 --> 00:03:04,323 Great, now we just need a venue. 57 00:03:05,369 --> 00:03:07,366 We'll check all the coolest clubs in town. 58 00:03:07,606 --> 00:03:09,315 There's no way they're booked on a Tuesday night. 59 00:03:10,812 --> 00:03:14,057 Sorry, fellas, but this base is reserved for shuffleboarding on Tuesdays. 60 00:03:14,182 --> 00:03:15,324 Women's bridge night. 61 00:03:15,555 --> 00:03:17,379 You understand that permanently banned 62 00:03:17,417 --> 00:03:19,443 is plus to Tuesdays to right? 63 00:03:19,443 --> 00:03:22,899 No! Ain't nobody in this town hold a party on a Tuesday. 64 00:03:23,139 --> 00:03:24,819 You hear me? Nobody! 65 00:03:29,148 --> 00:03:31,059 These burritos taste like failure. 66 00:03:31,299 --> 00:03:32,211 Well, do you know what I think? 67 00:03:32,355 --> 00:03:33,344 I think they taste like hope. 68 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:35,801 There's got to be a place for Margaret's party. 69 00:03:36,723 --> 00:03:40,217 Well, well, well. Look at these slackers. 70 00:03:40,313 --> 00:03:42,742 Not you, Eileen. I don't know if you're a slacker. 71 00:03:42,886 --> 00:03:45,459 Look Benson, we'll planning for something important. 72 00:03:45,555 --> 00:03:47,638 Wow, sounds really important. 73 00:03:48,012 --> 00:03:49,913 Yeah, so if we can postpone it... 74 00:03:49,990 --> 00:03:51,958 So you don't want the special assignment? 75 00:03:52,150 --> 00:03:52,428 Right. 76 00:03:52,726 --> 00:03:54,761 You don't want to board up the old ballroom? 77 00:03:54,982 --> 00:03:55,308 Exact— 78 00:03:55,385 --> 00:03:56,220 Ballroom? 79 00:03:57,084 --> 00:03:59,072 Yep, the Parkside Lux. 80 00:03:59,168 --> 00:04:02,201 This ballroom used to host the most elegant balls in its day. 81 00:04:02,297 --> 00:04:03,833 Whoa, were they big? 82 00:04:04,102 --> 00:04:05,580 Oh, they were huge! 83 00:04:09,977 --> 00:04:12,416 Last guests trashed it, as you can see. 84 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:14,115 Nearly bankrupt the park. 85 00:04:15,641 --> 00:04:18,022 I wonder who Charlene was? 86 00:04:18,156 --> 00:04:20,048 Hey Eileen, check this out. 87 00:04:21,401 --> 00:04:23,340 This place is impossible to clean. 88 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:24,675 Believe me, I tried. 89 00:04:24,953 --> 00:04:26,720 That's why it needs to be boarded up. 90 00:04:26,940 --> 00:04:29,772 But, Benson, this place is perfect for Margaret's party. 91 00:04:29,868 --> 00:04:31,308 Can we please use it? 92 00:04:31,577 --> 00:04:32,508 If you can clean it. 93 00:04:32,624 --> 00:04:33,737 Awesome! 94 00:04:34,457 --> 00:04:36,512 Good luck. You're gonna need it! 95 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:41,753 Hey, Mordecai. 96 00:04:41,984 --> 00:04:43,740 Hey, do you wanna hang out tonight? 97 00:04:44,009 --> 00:04:47,177 Yes! I mean, yeah, sure, sounds cool. 98 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:49,587 Awesome! Meet at the old ballroom at eight. 99 00:04:50,787 --> 00:04:52,284 Que Interesante! 100 00:04:52,524 --> 00:04:55,184 Uh, yep. See ya. 101 00:04:56,201 --> 00:04:58,630 Que Interesante? Ugh! 102 00:04:59,024 --> 00:04:59,926 I just told Margaret. 103 00:05:00,166 --> 00:05:01,683 Muscle Man's handing out the invitations. 104 00:05:01,846 --> 00:05:04,150 I hope he doesn't invite a lot of people we don't know. 105 00:05:04,332 --> 00:05:06,828 Hey, completely random strangers! 106 00:05:06,828 --> 00:05:08,374 Come to this chick's party! 107 00:05:10,688 --> 00:05:12,204 All right, let's clean this place up. 108 00:05:12,281 --> 00:05:14,124 But what if it really can't be cleaned? 109 00:05:14,854 --> 00:05:16,044 That was just reverse psychology. 110 00:05:16,179 --> 00:05:17,081 Classic Benson. 111 00:05:17,302 --> 00:05:19,174 Yeah, we'll have this cleaned up in no time. 112 00:05:52,092 --> 00:05:53,561 Dude, we got to hurry up. 113 00:05:53,792 --> 00:05:54,838 Margaret's almost here. 114 00:05:54,963 --> 00:05:55,827 Look, man. You're my bro. 115 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,008 I'm happy to help my bro. 116 00:05:57,305 --> 00:06:00,252 But this place is crazy! It won't stay clean! 117 00:06:00,406 --> 00:06:01,404 It's messing with my head. 118 00:06:01,990 --> 00:06:02,643 That banner! 119 00:06:04,976 --> 00:06:07,664 I hate you! Charlene! 120 00:06:08,643 --> 00:06:09,891 Enough! 121 00:06:13,961 --> 00:06:14,700 What's going on? 122 00:06:17,667 --> 00:06:19,011 Evenin', fools! 123 00:06:19,097 --> 00:06:20,460 Who are you? 124 00:06:20,566 --> 00:06:21,689 I'm Johnny Emp'r'r. 125 00:06:21,939 --> 00:06:24,598 And this is Cool Shadé, and my man, Daryl. 126 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:26,451 We are the guardians of this ballroom. 127 00:06:26,451 --> 00:06:29,504 And y'all are disturbing the sacred ground. 128 00:06:29,580 --> 00:06:30,156 What? 129 00:06:30,243 --> 00:06:31,702 Dude, we're just trying to clean it! 130 00:06:33,536 --> 00:06:34,956 They don't get it, J.E. 131 00:06:35,110 --> 00:06:37,212 Yeah, this is how we like it around here. 132 00:06:37,424 --> 00:06:42,243 You see, in 1985, we threw the best party ever, right here in this ballroom. 133 00:06:42,243 --> 00:06:45,344 A party so fresh, we decided to leave it in this state 134 00:06:45,344 --> 00:06:47,782 as a monument to our partying legacy. 135 00:06:50,009 --> 00:06:51,718 But we need to party here tonight! 136 00:06:52,668 --> 00:06:53,552 Absolutely not! 137 00:06:53,628 --> 00:06:57,536 Who parties on a Tuesday anyway, man? No class. 138 00:06:57,708 --> 00:06:58,966 You guys don't understand. 139 00:06:59,091 --> 00:07:00,656 After tonight, we won't get to see our friend, 140 00:07:00,656 --> 00:07:02,067 Margaret for a long time. 141 00:07:02,230 --> 00:07:04,620 It's really important to me––uh, I mean, us. 142 00:07:04,726 --> 00:07:08,355 Trying to set up the ultimate party for your girl. 143 00:07:08,412 --> 00:07:09,132 Noble. 144 00:07:09,286 --> 00:07:09,977 Very well. 145 00:07:10,025 --> 00:07:12,512 If you prove you can party harder than we did, 146 00:07:12,713 --> 00:07:16,428 which is impossible, you may use the ballroom. 147 00:07:17,888 --> 00:07:19,193 Let's go crazy! 148 00:07:19,376 --> 00:07:19,827 Hit it! 149 00:07:23,369 --> 00:07:24,435 Proceed. 150 00:07:24,492 --> 00:07:25,894 It's go time! 151 00:07:32,624 --> 00:07:36,752 What was that? Cool Shadé, school these fools! 152 00:07:45,430 --> 00:07:47,177 All right! Down low! 153 00:07:48,252 --> 00:07:49,318 Eileen's turn! 154 00:07:49,596 --> 00:07:50,892 Yeah! Go, Eileen! 155 00:07:51,084 --> 00:07:51,872 Go, Eileen! 156 00:07:54,694 --> 00:07:56,902 I've seen better moves in a funeral! 157 00:08:06,828 --> 00:08:08,163 Dude, bust out your robot! 158 00:08:08,230 --> 00:08:10,227 Prepare to witness perfection! 159 00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:11,878 Go, Mordecai! 160 00:08:16,659 --> 00:08:17,619 Sloppy, sloppy. 161 00:08:18,838 --> 00:08:20,758 And now watch the Emp'r'r! 162 00:08:30,684 --> 00:08:32,998 You guys are doing the same moves over and over again! 163 00:08:32,998 --> 00:08:37,040 What? These moves are as fresh as the decade from whence they came! 164 00:08:37,040 --> 00:08:39,008 Your 80s moves blow, man! 165 00:08:39,046 --> 00:08:42,032 Well, this partying war just turned cold. 166 00:08:42,310 --> 00:08:47,571 Mr. Daryl, Mr. Cool Shadé, let's tear down this hall! 167 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:18,828 Parkside Lux Ballroom. 168 00:09:25,750 --> 00:09:26,624 Margaret's outside! 169 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:27,372 What do we do? 170 00:09:28,640 --> 00:09:31,798 Just as well, we schoolin' you pretty bad! 171 00:09:31,904 --> 00:09:35,782 Yeah, your moves got no 80's effects, or hand claps, or nothin'! 172 00:09:35,782 --> 00:09:38,182 Prepare yourselves for the finishing moves! 173 00:09:46,947 --> 00:09:48,128 We're gonna die! 174 00:09:54,147 --> 00:09:57,286 Charlene? So no mortal has ever seen that, huh? 175 00:09:57,334 --> 00:09:58,246 No way! 176 00:09:58,323 --> 00:09:59,638 Not even Charlene? 177 00:09:59,936 --> 00:10:01,020 She was supposed to. 178 00:10:01,318 --> 00:10:04,716 This party was for her, but we partyed so hard and so late, 179 00:10:04,793 --> 00:10:06,924 our bodies gave out before we could show her. 180 00:10:07,097 --> 00:10:09,094 That's why this ballroom gotta stay this way, 181 00:10:09,401 --> 00:10:11,052 because she's coming back someday. 182 00:10:11,177 --> 00:10:13,462 Dude, no. She isn't coming back, 183 00:10:13,846 --> 00:10:15,584 because the party's gotta stop someday. 184 00:10:15,804 --> 00:10:17,062 My friend Margaret knows that, 185 00:10:17,264 --> 00:10:18,982 and if we can't use this ballroom tonight, 186 00:10:19,212 --> 00:10:21,209 we may never be able to party with her again. 187 00:10:21,420 --> 00:10:24,473 Hey, blue man, this girl, she sounds pretty important to you. 188 00:10:24,608 --> 00:10:25,558 She is. 189 00:10:25,673 --> 00:10:28,246 Then promise her something, party with her tonight. 190 00:10:28,313 --> 00:10:29,052 I will. 191 00:10:29,321 --> 00:10:32,892 Partying on a Tuesday! Ooh! Worthy. 192 00:10:43,961 --> 00:10:45,728 Surprise! 193 00:10:46,150 --> 00:10:47,321 This is amazing! 194 00:10:47,465 --> 00:10:49,702 All these people came to wish you luck on your studies. 195 00:10:50,009 --> 00:10:51,622 Thanks so much, you guys! 196 00:10:51,670 --> 00:10:53,868 Oh, it was all Mordecai's idea. 197 00:10:53,888 --> 00:10:55,788 Yeah, he deserves all the credit. 198 00:10:55,971 --> 00:10:59,552 Ha, yeah, well, you know, we won't be able to hang out for a while, 199 00:10:59,552 --> 00:11:03,065 so I just—. Ha. I just wanted it to be special you know. 200 00:11:03,171 --> 00:11:05,062 That's sweet, but you don't need to worry. 201 00:11:05,216 --> 00:11:06,396 I'm not going anywhere. 202 00:11:06,675 --> 00:11:07,280 Awesome. 203 00:11:08,105 --> 00:11:09,756 Par-tay! 204 00:11:23,619 --> 00:11:27,651 Man, we should have partied on Tuesday years ago. 205 00:11:28,025 --> 00:11:29,081 Word.