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Fist Pump!

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One night only!

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Fist Pump has come out of
retirement/prison

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for one last show,

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"their" Lasers 4 Lyfe Concert

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and Laser Light Show
Extravaganza."

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The U.N. banned Fist Pump

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from playing the show
anywhere On Earth

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for being,
"Incredibly dangerous."

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Well, guess what, Earth?

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Fist Pump didn't think you
were even that cool anyways.

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Fist Pump has left
that dusty old marble

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and is bringing "Lasers 4 Lyfe"

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to the vast expanse of space!

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Tonight, come pump your fists
with Fist Pump

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in the Space Tree Observatory
at the very top of the tree!

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Space Tree is not liable for
any harm, burns, explosions,

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smoke Inhalation, blindness,
eardrum degradation,

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boils, literal face-melting, or
other injuries that may occur.

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Man, I never thought I'd be so
excited for a Fist Pump show.

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I must really be missing
Earth junk.

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Well, also, last time
we worked all day

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to afford tickets
and ended up sleeping

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through the entire show.

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The universe is giving us
a second chance...

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for redemption.

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Hmm-hmm-hmm.

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This time, we got our tickets
two weeks in advance.

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Two tickets for... hey!

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We took a long space nap.

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We both downloaded
this sweet lighter app

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for slow power ballads.

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And we still have two hours
to get to the show early.

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Let's do this.

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Fist Pump!

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Aww, what?

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How come the tubes get you
to the Top of the Space Tree

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in five seconds,
but the line takes two hours?

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Don't worry, dude.
I planned for this.

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I know a secret elevator.

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It'll take two hours to get
to the top of the Space Tree,

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but there's no line.

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Dude, nice work.

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Follow me, dude.

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Whoa!
A Lift Master!

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Classic.
Yeeah!

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The 4,000 series is one of my
favorite Lift-Master Models.

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Oh, it's on my top five
for sure.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah!

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No way!

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Their best music video was
where they drove that truck

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With the big fist on the front
into that high school.

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And the they're all like

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Yeah, yeah.

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And then all the teachers get
turned into swimsuit models.

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So stupid.

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Here's the best part!

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Rigby, what the heck did you do?

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Don't worry, I just hit
the "stop" button.

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No big deal.

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All I gotta do is press
the button for the top floor.

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Dude, we're not moving.

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Just press the button.

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Try hitting
the stop button again.

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Oh, yeah!

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- Nothing!
- Here, let me try.

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Come on! Come on!

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We're gonna be late
for Fist Pump!

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Dude, you gotta
press it harder! Hwah!

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Rigby, you're gonna break it.

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Look, we'll try the call box.

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Maybe they need to reset
the system or something.

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Hello?
Hello?

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Dude, no one's answering.

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Okay, okay, don't panic.

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What did we do when we were
stuck in that meat locker?

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- Help!
- Help!

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Get us out of here!

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The emergency phone's
not working!

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Wait a sec.
We've got our own phones.

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Oh, yeah!

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Oh, man.

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I don't have any reception.

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Hmm, I think I'm getting

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a little something over here.

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Gimme a boost.

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Almost got it.

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Where'd it go?
Rigby!

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Ha! One bar!

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Oh, sweet.

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There's an update
for the lighter app!

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Now they also have a blow torch,
a glow stick,

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and... Whoa!
A tiki torch!

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See, Mordecai?
See? See? See the tiki torch?

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- Rigby, just call for help.
- Chill, man.

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This'll just take a second.

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Gotta have my sweet lighter
for Fist Pump!

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Hmm.

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- What is it?
- My battery just died.

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- What?
- Oof!

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Rigby, you idiot!

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Why'd you have to break
the elevator?

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We were this close
to seeing Fist Pump.

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Instead, we're stuck here
in this tiny little box.

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And it'll probably be hours

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before anyone notices
we're gone.

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Plus, who knows how long
it'll take 'em

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to get us out of here?

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It's just a good thing

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your claustrophobia's
not acting up.

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I gotta get out of here.

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I gotta get out of here!

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Dude, will you relax?

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Three, four, five!

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That's the last time you throw
a dance party, maggots!

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No one's answering.
We're trapped.

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It's cool, man.
We're gonna be okay.

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You don't know that!

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I can't breathe!

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This shirt's too tight!

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Rigby.

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The only thing left to do
is to pose our bodies

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so we leave behind
cool-looking skeletons.

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We're not gonna die in here.

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Lemme get that.

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We had a good run, man.

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We're gonna get out
of here, okay?

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So just focus on thinking
about good things.

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Like hot wings,

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Strong Johns, Cheezers.

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Cheezers.

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I wish they had a Cheezers
on the Space Tree.

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Yeah. But we've got most of the
stuff we had back on earth.

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So it's still pretty cool.
Yeah.

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But what are we gonna do
when we leave the Space Tree

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to go on our mission?

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I don't know.

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What are we gonna do?

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Who knows what it's gonna
be like out there?

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It might totally suck.
Yeah.

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And good luck getting Rawls
to tell you anything about it.

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And, dude, we don't even know

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when we're going back to Earth

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or if we're going back.

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Mordecai?

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Y'know, even if we get out
of this elevator,

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we're still trapped inside
a big metal box,

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floating through space.

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Any illusions we once had

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of being masters of our fate
have been forfeited

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to a man who'd rather preoccupy
us with push-ups

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than prepare us
for whatever horrors

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await us out there in the cold,
infinite abyss.

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Dude, Mordecai, it's cool, man.

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No, Rigby, it's not.

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You know, Fist Pump's
a dumb band,

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but we may have just missed
our last chance

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to ever see another
rock concert.

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I miss Earth.

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No!

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We're not missing
Fist Pump again!

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This might be our last chance

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to enjoy one of our favorite
things from Earth.

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Get up!

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Dude, it wasn't meant to be.

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Let's just wait here
till someone saves us

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or till we starve to death.

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I don't care... whatever.

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Get... up.

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Dude, I... Ow!

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Oof! Okay! Okay!
Quit it!

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Sheesh.

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Now I'm standing.
Happy?

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Hold still.

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Uhhh, ah!
Oof! Hey!

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I can see our floor!
Get up here!

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We're climbing.

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Fine.

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Must... see... Fist Pump!

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This is the floor!

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Come on, man!

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Eh.

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Hello?

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Anybody out there?

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Help!

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Whoo!

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Fist Pump!

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Anyone?

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Dude, nobody can hear us!

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Eh, useless.

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Uhhh, there's an open vent
up here!

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Follow me!

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Dude, come on!

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Fine.

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Where do you think
this thing goes?

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I don't know, but it doesn't
feel very sta...

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Uh, are we still
in the Space Tree?

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We can't be too far
from the observatory.

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Let's keep moving.

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What was that?

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I don't know, dude.
I can't see a thing!

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Something's in here with us.

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Dude, get out that lighter app.

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You dare wake my children?

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You dare disturb
their peaceful sleep?

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You must be punished.

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I will throw you both
into Bottomless Pit

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of Eternal Darkness!

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Ha ha.

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Pretty scary, right?

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Well, I mean, yeah.
I guess it is. Sure.

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Come on, man!
It's terrifying!

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I put a lot of work into it.

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Well, it's just that it...

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doesn't look
that bottomless?

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Yeah, yeah, exactly
what I was gonna say.

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You know, wait. I think I can
actually see the bottom.

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Silence!

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All right, all right.

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We were just trying to go see

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our favorite band
from Earth play.

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It might be our last chance ever
to see Fist Pump.

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I don't care what you...
Wait. What?

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Did you say Fist Pump?

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I haven't heard that name
since I left Earth.

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Yeah, dude.

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They're playing at the top
of the Space Tree tonight.

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I stowed away under their bus

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for their entire
"Fresh Outta Prison" tour

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three years ago.

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Those were good times.

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But then I met my wife,

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had a couple hundred children,

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and then she wanted to
move out to space

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to be closer to her family.

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So here I am, five minutes
from the in-laws

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and a million miles away
from the nearest rock concert.

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And all I have to show for it

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is a pit that isn't even
that bottomless.

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Sometimes I really miss Earth.

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Do they still have pizza there?
Yeah.

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Do they still not let giant bats
into pizza parlors?

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Yeah.

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Dude, Fist Pump is playing
right now!

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Well, my wife's gonna be
at her book club

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for another couple hours.

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Whaddya say we sneak off
to a concert? Huh?

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Cool! Cool!

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Dude, watch out!

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Yeah, you better hold on!

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I don't know if this is
gonna work!

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Aaaagh! Aaaagh!

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Aww-yeah-uh!

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Aaagh!

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My eyes!

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Just kidding.
I'm already blind.

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Doesn't even hurt.

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Dude, space is pretty cool.

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Yeah, it is.

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Fist Pump!