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Okay, last lap of the race!

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Right turn coming up
on the radar.

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Doin' it!

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Boost me!

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Whoa! Whoa!
What do you think you're doing?

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Uhhhhh... Uhhhhh...

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How many times
do I have to explain

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what "Authorized Personnel Only"
means?

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Are you authorized personnel,
boys?

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Are you?

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- No, sir. Sorry, sir.
- No, sir. Sorry, sir.

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Now, get down and give me 50!

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- Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.
- Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.

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Is what I would have said
if you hadn't have gotten

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the highest score in "Space
Racer Deluxe" I've ever seen.

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You mean that video game?

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That isn't a video game, boys.

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It's a racing simulator for
the Station Racing League!

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The Interstation 5000,

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an annual competition between
all the stations in the area.

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For five years, the Space Bushes
held the Interstation trophy,

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but this could be the year
I finally beat Tanner

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and win that milk can!

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Ohhh, when I feel that milk
pour over my body,

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it'll be like I'm born again
as a champion!

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I need you boys to race for me.

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- Okay.
- Okay.

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Why are we here?

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Uh, you're the pit crew.

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How are we gonna be
the pit crew?

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This is crazy.
Are we gonna get trained?

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You think
I haven't thought of that?

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Meet Hans and Lars.

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They're our best racers,

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or at least they were

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until you guys beat their high
score in the racing simulator.

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What?
These nobodies beat our score?

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That's impossible!

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Well, it was an accident.

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Yeah, we didn't know
it was gonna be that easy.

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Easy?

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Did you say "easy"?

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Aw, now, don't get all sour,
Larsy.

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Everyone loses their edge
at some point.

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Edge?
We have edge.

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Yeah, look at the edges.

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We were born to race.

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And that's why you're gonna
teach Mordecai, Rigby,

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and their crew
everything you know.

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No. No, no, no, no, no.
Nein, nein. Nein.

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We do not "teach."

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Well, you certainly haven't

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brought home the milk can
for me in years,

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so I think it's time
to try something new.

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Rawls, wait!

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Just get 'em ready
for the big race.

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Hooah!

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So, what's first?

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What's first is us.

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We are always first.

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Get it through your little head.

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We have better things to do
than babysit you babies.

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Yeah, my cappuccino's now cold,

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and it's going to take me
a while to make a new one.

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Sorry.

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Okay.

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I've always hated
hot-shot racers.

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Well, what are we gonna do?

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I mean, video simulators
are one thing,

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but I have no idea what to do
with this big hunk of metal.

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Well, I can teach ya.

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Toothpick Sally?

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Were you under there
the whole time?

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Yeah, I grew up
around these tracks.

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And first of all,
they're not big hunks of metal.

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They're BHM racers.
That's lesson one.

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Now, if you do what I say,
I can get you up to speed.

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Yeah, but aren't Hans and Lars,
like, the best racers ever?

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Yeah, well, who do you think
taught them?

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Was it you?

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Yes!

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Let's just get started.

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- Yeah! Whoo!
- Awesome!

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They're ready.

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Welcome to
the Interstation 5000,

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sponsored by
Anderson Farms Dairy.

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That's your best team,
huh, Rawls?

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We're getting that can back
to the Space Tree, Tanner!

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That milk is gonna be
all over my body.

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Huh. Looks like the Space Bush
is a no-show.

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Howdy, losers.

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What the heck? You guys
work for the Space Tree.

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Not anymore. We're racing
for Herr Tanner now.

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Tanner!
You lousy...

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May the best team win.

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It's the moment
you've been waiting for, folks.

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Racer roll call!

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Space Tree, check!

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Space Rock, check!

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Space Flower, check!

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Space Mushroom, hai!

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Space Bush, check.

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Space Log, check!

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Anti one straight four.

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Anti one straight four, check.

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Initiate track rail gun!

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Aah! Aah!

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Whoa. Whoa.

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Turn's coming up!

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- Open right!
- Open right, check!

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Looks like Hans and Lars
of Space Bush

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have taken the immediate lead

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while racers from
Log and Mushroom

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try to close the gap.

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Aah! Aah!

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Hey, Jolene,
we got some tree boys over here.

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Looks like
they could use an arborist.

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We're losing ground!

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Huh?

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Rigby, what's over this hill?

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I don't know.
It's just a bunch of blobs!

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- Battening shield.
- Battening shield check!

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- Takeshi! Tate!
- Tate!

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Dude, do we have a shield?

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I don't know!
I don't see a button for it!

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What's one little hole, right?

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Asteroid field!
Asteroid field!

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I just wanted
to win that milk can!

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Fix the hole!
Fix the hole!

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With what?

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I don't know!
Just fix it!

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Keep it still!

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I got it!

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What'd you do?

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I didn't do anything!

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Pit crew, to your stations!

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Mordecai and Rigby, stand by.

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Entering atmosphere.

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Where's that pit ship?

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Right here!

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Ow!

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Huh?

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It's Hans and Lars's
ratchet bot!

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They've been sabotaging you
this whole time!

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We're getting too close
to the surface!

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We got to get out of here!

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Prepare for core dive.

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Core dive, check!

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Wow, those guys are really
not living anymore.

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Oh.

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Other racers, coming up!

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Car insurance.

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Car insurance, check.

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- Aah!
- Ugh!

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Well, folks,
looks like they've gone

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so deep inside the planet's
crust, we've lost the signal.

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Nothing to do now but see
who comes out the other side

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for the win!

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Come on!
Come on!

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Core coming up!

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We need more speed!

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I'm ejecting the body...
I think.

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Dudes, why are you
being such jerks?

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You think you just get to
come into space,

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beat us at the simulator,

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then expect us to
train you to replace us?

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This is about you and us!

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Aah!

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Hey, Rigby, how'd we beat
their score in the simulator?

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Good question, Mordecai.

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Didn't we use a speed stick
and win?

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I don't remember.
Let's find out.

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We're getting close
to the finish line!

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Uhh!

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More speed!

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Faster, Rigby!

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Uhhhh!

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Uhhh... okay!

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Ugh!

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Finish line is coming up.

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Gravity's pulling us back in!

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We won't get to the surface!

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Our car is lighter than theirs.

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We can make it.

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Go!
Get out there!

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All right, getting out there,
check!

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Hm-Hm-Hm!

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Ugh!

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Huh!

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Huh? Huh?

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- Whoa!
- Yeah, whoo!

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Congratulations, boys!

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You did a great job out there.

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- Thank you, sir.
- Now, let's par-tay!

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Yes, yes, all over my body.

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Oh, so smooth.