Promise me.
I promise you!
I'll search the entire galaxy
to find out who poisoned your entrÃ©e.
It's the least I can do
now that I know you're my... mother.
What? What? No way! What?
Whoa, Muscle Man, are you crying?
Yes, I'm crying.
I'm feeling deep emotions and they're expressing themselves
physically on my face.
It's part of what makes me a man.
Ugh! Are you guys watching "Lazer Hunters"?
Why is everybody at the station addicted to it?
Yeah, it's so cheesy.
Oh, get over yourselves.
This show is a cultural phenomenon.
It's ending next week. Give it a chance.
Mm. I don't know.
Brick? Yes?
Mother never wanted us to meet,
but now that she's gone, I can tell you...
I'm your identical twin Angelo.
Whoa. Okay.
Maybe we can give it a shot.
Ooh!
That was really good.
Dude, we gotta catch up before the finale next week.
How many seasons are there?
Eight. If you start watching now,
you just barely have enough time to catch up.
But only if you use this mayonnaise jar as a toilet.
Thanks. Dude, weren't we supposed to do something
for Benson before we walked in here?
Uh... vacuum the floors?
But we could put that off till later.
You're probably right.
No, Mr. President!
Don't open that birthday present!
No! No!
Bros, you did it!
You watched 168 hours of "Lazer Hunters."
And you're just in time for the finale.
Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! So many questions!
Like, what was the deal with the space lizard cold open?
Was Brick's cousin's salsa in the safety deposit box?
Why was there a squid in the percolator?
Who made the holotape that tipped off the colonel?
Not so dumb anymore, is it?
And now, finally,
the finale will answer all our questions!
Mordecai and Rigby.
Oh, hey, Benson.
We were just about to watch the "Lazer Hunters" finale.
No, you're not, because you and Mordecai
are going to go vacuum the floors in the house right now!
Just like I told you to a week ago!
Aw, Benson.
Can't we just vacuum after? Now.
The house is all the way on the other side of the station! Don't care.
The finale will be over by the time we get back! Go.
How are we gonna get back here without hearing spoilers?
Go vacuum the house!
Ugh! Ugh!
Whoa, tough break, guys.
Whatever shall you do?
Hm-Hm-Hm-Hm!
You want me to record it for you so you can watch it later?
Hm-Hm-Hm-Hm!
Give me the tape.
Hm-Hm-Hm! Hm-Hm-Hm-Hm!
I just hope they can make it back
before they hear any spoilers.
This is gonna work.
Yeah, The sooner we get this done,
the sooner we can watch that tape.
Oh, no! "Lazer Hunters" is ending right now, dude!
Dude, don't panic.
We got some time before we're at risk of spoilers.
Bros!
Bros, you won't believe how "Lazer Hunters" ends!
Hear No Evil... phase one.
Bros!
Bros?
Here it is... Hear No Evil.
Everything you need to avoid spoilers.
Two years ago, the ending
of the Carter and Briggs movie was spoiled for us,
and what did we vow, Rigby?
That it would never happen again.
Okay, step one... Go off the grid.
Phone.
Whoa! You could have just turned them off!
I mean, either way. What's step two?
Headphones.
Okay, step three...
Get to the tape! What?
We have to go back to the barracks for the tape! Oh, yeah.
And remember... everybody and their brother
is gonna be talking about this,
so we gotta get there as fast as we can!
Got it!
Guys?
Where are they?
I don't know the answer to that question, bro.
But I can tell you
that these floors have not been vacuumed.
I see.
How does it end? What?
"Lazer Hunters." I'm gonna ruin it for them.
But... How...
does... it... end?
La la la la la la la!
Huh?
When the beam kills... How about that...
Never saw that coming in a million years!
The batteries must be dead!
What do we do now?
Hear No Evil back-up plan...
Earplugs!
Bleah! Bleah! Hah!
Hm-Hm-Hm-Hm!
It's not the texture so much, it's the smell.
Oh, hey, Benson. What are you doing here?
I'm waiting here so I can spoil
the "Lazer Hunters" finale for Mordecai and Rigby.
Why do you want to spoil it?
It's gonna totally ruin their day.
Oh, boo-hoo-hoo!
You know my day was ruined
when Rawls got on my case about getting the dome in shape.
Vacuuming the house was the last step!
Mordecai and Rigby don't take anything seriously.
I mean, we're supposed to take the dome out on our own soon!
Spoiler alert for our mission... we fail out there!
We fail spectacular... ly?
Fine!
I'm glad we're in the air ducts!
The acoustics in here are perfect for spoilers!
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la la la!
La la la la la la la!
La la la la la la la la la la!
No!
Nothing but net.
You catch that finale, Sally?
I couldn't believe Zolthar's bones were in the...
La la la la la la la la la la la la la!
La la la la la la la la la!
What now? "In case of emergency, get to a safe room!"
If we loop back to the barracks, we can lock Benson out!
Hey!
Whoa!
Sorry! We're just borrowing them!
Excuse me. Have you seen two idiots?
It's very important that I spoil "Lazer Hunters" for them.
Spoilers, huh? That's cold.
You know, I used to teach quantum physics.
Then my brother-in-law
spoiled the "Egg Baby Bonanza" finale for me.
I tell you, I fell into a pit of despair.
Quit my job, lost my house,
rolled a big rock down a hill onto my brother-in-law.
Just made some bad choices.
Now I sweep up trash for scraps like a gutter urchin.
Because of those spoilers, I have nothing.
That's perfect! So have you seen them?
Yeah, right over there.
Hey! Hey! I live in that!
Get ready.
You're gonna to hear this spoiler.
Huh?
And now, for the losers who missed it,
here are all of the best scenes
from the "Lazer Hunters" finale!
Ahh! Spoilers!
Where do we go? Shortcut! Shortcut!
Get ready.
Jump!
Whoa!
Oh!
I think I'm really hurt.
No time!
Locking barracks!
We're safe! Let's do this!
Yes! Finally!
I just wanted the carpets vacuumed.
Pack it up, guys.
You failed.
Hey, buddy.
Let's not do anything rash.
All those hours spent planning and planning
and running away from me.
All that time and energy wasted
Hear No Evil.
Now I'm gonna spoil "Lazer Hunters"
once and for all.
La la la la! No.
Benson's not gonna do that to us.
And why is that?
'Cause you don't know the last phase
Hear No Evil.
Oh, give it up.
You and I both know
there's nothing in that backpack that's gonna change my mind.
Not even...
the finale of "Dr. Whiskers, M.D."?
Okay, wait.
Uh, let's not do anything we'd regret.
Dude, what?
Oh, just Benson's favorite show.
He was binge-watching it right before we left Earth, but...
I never got to see the finale.
Wait, so what's on the tape?
The last 10 seconds of that finale...
Dr. Whiskers' big reveal!
Mordecai.
It's up to you, Benson.
Let us watch the "Lazer Hunters" finale in peace,
or we spoil your cat show.
You're bluffing.
And so, after months of unbelievable twists and turns,
I will finally reveal whose paws
were behind the murders of the Calico Crew!
No! Stop it! Stop!
Truce?
Truce.
You can vacuum the floors after you watch the finale.
Whoooooa!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
We did it, dude! It's happening!
The "Lazer Hunters" finale!
You get to the part where LeFever dies yet?
Ugh! Ugh!
Dude, I told you to lock the door!
Whoops. My bad.
Seriously, though, that ending's almost as good
as the end of "Dr. Whiskers, M.D."
Can you believe Fuzzmeister Fuzzball
killed the Calico Crew?
Well, bye.