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Promise me.

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I promise you!

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I'll search the entire galaxy

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to find out
who poisoned your entrée.

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It's the least I can do

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now that I know
you're my... mother.

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What? What?
No way! What?

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Whoa, Muscle Man,
are you crying?

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Yes, I'm crying.

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I'm feeling deep emotions and
they're expressing themselves

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physically on my face.

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It's part of what makes me
a man.

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Ugh! Are you guys watching
"Lazer Hunters"?

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Why is everybody at the station
addicted to it?

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Yeah, it's so cheesy.

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Oh, get over yourselves.

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This show
is a cultural phenomenon.

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It's ending next week.
Give it a chance.

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Mm.
I don't know.

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Brick?
Yes?

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Mother never wanted us to meet,

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but now that she's gone,
I can tell you...

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I'm your identical twin Angelo.

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Whoa.
Okay.

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Maybe we can give it a shot.

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Ooh!

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That was really good.

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Dude, we gotta catch up
before the finale next week.

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How many seasons are there?

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Eight.
If you start watching now,

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you just barely
have enough time to catch up.

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But only if you use
this mayonnaise jar as a toilet.

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Thanks. Dude, weren't we
supposed to do something

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for Benson
before we walked in here?

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Uh...
vacuum the floors?

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But we could put that off
till later.

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You're probably right.

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No, Mr. President!

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Don't open
that birthday present!

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No! No!

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Bros, you did it!

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You watched 168 hours
of "Lazer Hunters."

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And you're just in time
for the finale.

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Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!
So many questions!

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Like, what was the deal with
the space lizard cold open?

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Was Brick's cousin's salsa
in the safety deposit box?

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Why was there a squid
in the percolator?

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Who made the holotape
that tipped off the colonel?

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Not so dumb anymore, is it?

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And now, finally,

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the finale will answer
all our questions!

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Mordecai and Rigby.

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Oh, hey, Benson.

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We were just about to watch
the "Lazer Hunters" finale.

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No, you're not,
because you and Mordecai

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are going to go vacuum the
floors in the house right now!

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Just like I told you to
a week ago!

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Aw, Benson.

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Can't we just vacuum after? Now.

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The house is all the way on the other
side of the station! Don't care.

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The finale will be over by
the time we get back! Go.

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How are we gonna get back here
without hearing spoilers?

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Go vacuum the house!

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Ugh! Ugh!

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Whoa, tough break, guys.

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Whatever shall you do?

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Hm-Hm-Hm-Hm!

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You want me to record it for you
so you can watch it later?

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Hm-Hm-Hm-Hm!

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Give me the tape.

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Hm-Hm-Hm!
Hm-Hm-Hm-Hm!

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I just hope
they can make it back

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before they hear any spoilers.

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This is gonna work.

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Yeah, The sooner
we get this done,

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the sooner we can watch
that tape.

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Oh, no! "Lazer Hunters"
is ending right now, dude!

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Dude, don't panic.

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We got some time before
we're at risk of spoilers.

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Bros!

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Bros, you won't believe
how "Lazer Hunters" ends!

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Hear No Evil...
phase one.

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Bros!

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Bros?

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Here it is...
Hear No Evil.

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Everything you need
to avoid spoilers.

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Two years ago, the ending

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of the Carter and Briggs movie
was spoiled for us,

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and what did we vow, Rigby?

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That it would never happen
again.

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That it would never happen
again.

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Okay, step one...
Go off the grid.

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Phone.

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Whoa! You could have just
turned them off!

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I mean, either way.
What's step two?

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Headphones.

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Okay, step three...

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Get to the tape!
What?

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We have to go back to the
barracks for the tape! Oh, yeah.

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And remember... everybody
and their brother

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is gonna be talking about this,

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so we gotta get there
as fast as we can!

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Got it!

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Guys?

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Guys?

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Where are they?

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I don't know the answer
to that question, bro.

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But I can tell you

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that these floors
have not been vacuumed.

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I see.

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How does it end?
What?

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"Lazer Hunters."
I'm gonna ruin it for them.

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But...
How...

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does... it... end?

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La la la la la la la!

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Huh?

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When the beam kills...
How about that...

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Never saw that coming
in a million years!

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The batteries must be dead!

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What do we do now?

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Hear No Evil
back-up plan...

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Earplugs!

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Bleah! Bleah!
Hah!

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Hm-Hm-Hm-Hm!

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It's not the texture so much,
it's the smell.

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Oh, hey, Benson.
What are you doing here?

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I'm waiting here so I can spoil

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the "Lazer Hunters" finale
for Mordecai and Rigby.

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Why do you want to spoil it?

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It's gonna
totally ruin their day.

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Oh, boo-hoo-hoo!

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You know my day was ruined

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when Rawls got on my case
about getting the dome in shape.

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Vacuuming the house
was the last step!

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Mordecai and Rigby
don't take anything seriously.

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I mean, we're supposed to take
the dome out on our own soon!

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Spoiler alert for our mission...
we fail out there!

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We fail spectacular... ly?

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Fine!

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I'm glad we're in the air ducts!

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The acoustics in here
are perfect for spoilers!

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La la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la la la la

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la la la la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la la la!

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La la la la la la la!

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La la la la la la la!

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La la la la la la la la la la!

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No!

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Nothing but net.

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You catch that finale, Sally?

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I couldn't believe Zolthar's
bones were in the...

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La la la la la la
la la la la la la la!

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La la la la la la la la la!

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What now? "In case of
emergency, get to a safe room!"

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If we loop back to the barracks,
we can lock Benson out!

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Hey!

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Whoa!

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Sorry!
We're just borrowing them!

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Excuse me.
Have you seen two idiots?

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It's very important that I
spoil "Lazer Hunters" for them.

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Spoilers, huh?
That's cold.

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You know, I used to
teach quantum physics.

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Then my brother-in-law

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spoiled the "Egg Baby Bonanza"
finale for me.

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I tell you,
I fell into a pit of despair.

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Quit my job, lost my house,

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rolled a big rock down a hill
onto my brother-in-law.

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Just made some bad choices.

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Now I sweep up trash for scraps
like a gutter urchin.

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Because of those spoilers,
I have nothing.

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That's perfect!
So have you seen them?

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Yeah, right over there.

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Hey! Hey!
I live in that!

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Get ready.

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You're gonna to hear
this spoiler.

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Huh?

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And now, for the losers
who missed it,

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here are all of the best scenes

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from the "Lazer Hunters" finale!

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Ahh! Spoilers!

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Where do we go?
Shortcut! Shortcut!

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Get ready.

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Jump!

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Whoa!

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Oh!

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I think I'm really hurt.

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No time!

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Locking barracks!

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We're safe!
Let's do this!

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Yes! Finally!

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I just wanted
the carpets vacuumed.

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Pack it up, guys.

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You failed.

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Hey, buddy.

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Let's not do anything rash.

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All those hours
spent planning and planning

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and running away from me.

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All that time and energy wasted

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Hear No Evil.

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Now I'm gonna
spoil "Lazer Hunters"

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once and for all.

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La la la la!
No.

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Benson's not gonna do that
to us.

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And why is that?

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'Cause you don't know
the last phase

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Hear No Evil.

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Oh, give it up.

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You and I both know

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there's nothing in that backpack
that's gonna change my mind.

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Not even...

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the finale
of "Dr. Whiskers, M.D."?

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Okay, wait.

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Uh, let's not do anything
we'd regret.

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Dude, what?

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Oh, just Benson's favorite show.

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He was binge-watching it right
before we left Earth, but...

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I never got to see the finale.

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Wait, so what's on the tape?

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The last 10 seconds
of that finale...

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Dr. Whiskers' big reveal!

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Mordecai.

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It's up to you, Benson.

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Let us watch the "Lazer Hunters"
finale in peace,

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or we spoil your cat show.

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You're bluffing.

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00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:11,340
And so, after months of
unbelievable twists and turns,

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I will finally reveal whose paws

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were behind the murders
of the Calico Crew!

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No! Stop it!
Stop!

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Truce?

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Truce.

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You can vacuum the floors
after you watch the finale.

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Whoooooa!

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

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We did it, dude!
It's happening!

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The "Lazer Hunters" finale!

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You get to the part
where LeFever dies yet?

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Ugh! Ugh!

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Dude, I told you
to lock the door!

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Whoops.
My bad.

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Seriously, though,
that ending's almost as good

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as the end of
"Dr. Whiskers, M.D."

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Can you believe
Fuzzmeister Fuzzball

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killed the Calico Crew?

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Well, bye.