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One 3-D knitter.
Check.

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Five boxes of freeze-dried taquitos.
Check.

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Oh, sweet!
They've got carne asada!

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You want one?
No, dude.

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If Benson catches us
taking a snack break

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instead of doing inventory,
he's gonna flip his lid.

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Now, come on.
What's next?

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Fine.
One, uh, uh...

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What the heck is this thing?

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I don't know.
Hmm. Hm-Hm-Hm!

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Rigby! Are you okay?

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Rigby?
Oh, no. Oh, no.

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Oh, Rigby!

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Dude!

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Don't do that!

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Wait, how'd you get
all the way over there?

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I don't know.

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I was over here, and there was
this flash of light,

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and then I was over there...

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in that other pod.

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Dude, do you realize
what this is?

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Teleporter!

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Hwah!

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Aagh!
Yeah!

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Hwah!

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Okay. Okay. Oh, watch this!
No, it's my turn!

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Dude, this'll just take a sec!

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No!
Aagh, Rigby!

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Will you chill, man?
Geez!

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No! I want to go!

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Dude, I don't think we're
supposed to go through together.

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What are you talking about?
I don't know.

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What if we got messed up or something?
Whatever, man, we're fine.

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Still, I just don't think
it's a good... aagh!

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What?
Dude, your butt!

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Aw, what?
I got your butt!

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Oh, great!
Now I'm the one-cheek wonder.

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I don't want
your messed up butt.

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Don't make fun of my butt.
Yeah, whatever.

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What are we gonna do about this?
I don't know.

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Maybe if we go through again,
we'll change back? Good idea.

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Man, how do you walk around
with this thing?

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It's all lopsided.
You're lopsided!

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What is going on in here!
Look at this mess!

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I knew I couldn't trust you guys
with inventory.

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No, Benson, we're almost done!

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No. You are done.
And what is this?

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What is what? I don't know
what you're talking about.

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Yeah, Benson,
it's a free country.

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Whatever.

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Just go outside
and rake the leaves.

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Aw, come on!
Just give us five minutes!

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No, now! Move it!

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Of all the idiotic things
I gotta deal with today.

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Aw, man!
He locked the door.

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Dude, we gotta get Benson's keys
so we can get back in there.

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We all know ghosts
are totally real...

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Oooh!
Agh! Carlos, get help!

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And they're coming for you
on Earth!

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But what about in space?

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We'll find out...
On tonight's episode

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of "Ghosts Are Totally Real
and They're Coming for You!"

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Bunch of bologna.

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Oh! Not you, Sammy!

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You're beautiful.

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Hey, what do you think
he's watching?

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Dude, we're doing a thing
right now!

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Get your head in the game.
Sheesh. Sorry.

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Those ghosts just look
totally real

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and, like,
they're coming for that guy!

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It looks good!
We should ask him to tape it.

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Dude.

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You see the keys
to the Dome-itory anywhere?

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Hmm.
Oh, yeah, there they are!

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They're sitting
right next to him!

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Aw!
You gotta be kidding me!

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We're never getting those keys.

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Benson probably
sleeps with those things!

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Ow!

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It's hopeless.

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I guess we should start getting
used to these new butts.

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Welp, I gotta use it.

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Ew! No, dude!

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We're getting those keys,
and I'm getting my butt back!

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Hola, bros. What's going...

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Why are your...

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Shh!

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Hmm.

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I think he's gone.

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Bros, what happened
to your butts?

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We were taking inventory
in the Dome-itory,

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and we found these teleporters,
but we accidentally...

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Oh! Say no more!

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I'm a licensed teleportation
technician!

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What?
No, you're not!

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Yeah, bro!

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It was part of
my Space Tree training!

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You have to
calibrate the machine

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when you're teleporting more
than one sentient life form!

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Uh, no doy!

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Well, it doesn't matter
if we can't get those keys!

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Well, you guys better hurry.

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The genetic mutation
is only gonna continue

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until you completely transform
into each other.

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That's not gonna happen to us,
is it?

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No, dude.

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That's the kind of stuff
that happens in dumb movies!

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This is real life!

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Those kind of things
don't happen in real life!

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What?

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We gotta get those keys.

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They feed off the fear

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of the unfortunate
space-fairing souls

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who cross their paths.

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That's... what the?
Hey!

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Aw, come on... seriously?

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Hello?
Is someone there?

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Oof!

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Hey!

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Space-ghosts aren't real.
Space-ghosts aren't real.

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I got the keys.
Let's roll!

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Okay, let's get this
over with already!

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Muscle Man
better be right about this.

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Hey, I think it worked!
Uh...

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No, no, no, no, no, no!
Dude! Now it's even worse!

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I don't know, man.
I'm kind of into it.

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I'm finally as tall
as my brother.

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Eat it, Don, where ever you are!

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No, what? This is terrible!
Look at me, dude!

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I'm a short, tiny freak!

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Oh, so that's
what you think of me?

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Aw, come on!
That's not what I meant!

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Oh, I knew what you meant!

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You don't like being
in my shoes!

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I just want to be me again!
It's not fair!

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You're right, it's not fair.

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We should play punchies for it.

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Huh?

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I guess we'll stay like this,
then.

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Rigby, no!

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Come back, Rigby!

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Yeah!

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Stupid stubby legs!

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Hey, Fives, should I throw
these astronaut diapers

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in with the raw sewage?

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Yeah!
Anything that has moisture.

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And now, through the magic
of reverse osmosis,

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you'd never know
this used to be waste water!

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Did you see that?

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Was there something
in the water?

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I might need to replace
the filter.

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Oof! Huh?

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Where did I put my keys?

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Let's see, I was watching TV...

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Did they fall into the couch?

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Okay, fun's over, Rigby.
Let's go back to the teleporter.

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No way, man! This is great!
Come on, dude.

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I don't want to be stuck
in your weak little body!

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Me, neither!

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Go back!
Never!

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Unbelievable! Ugh!

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I can't even count
how many protocols

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in the teleporter code of ethics
you two are breaking right now.

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We need to get you guys
switched back, stat!

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Dude, I know.
Try telling Rigby that.

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No way, man!
This is the new me.

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I'm never losing at punchies
again.

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No, bro, this is not natural.

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You see, when I became a
licensed teleporter technician,

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I took a sacred oath.

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And right now,
you're making a mockery

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of everything I stand for!

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Mordecai, get his legs!

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No, no!

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Let me go!

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Shut it, Rigby!
Muscle Man, how's it going?

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Almost got it.

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Okay, baby, talk to me.

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Let's make this right.

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Dude, will you knock it off!

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Muscle Man!

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Rigby, chill!

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Shove him into the teleporter!

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Step back!

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Huh? No, bro!

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Aw, yeah!
Whoo-hoo! It worked!

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Hey, Rigby, stop pouting
and get out here!

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What the...?

189
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Oh, no, bro!

190
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Play punchies?

191
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Dude, no!
Eh?

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Ooh!

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Muscle Man, are you okay? Yeah.

194
00:09:00,310 --> 00:09:02,440
Dude, what the heck happened
to Rigby?

195
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I didn't calibrate the machine
for three people, bro.

196
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Him pulling me in there
threw everything off.

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We gotta catch him and switch
him back before he gets worse.

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But we're gonna need some bait.

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Mm-hmm.

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I think I've got an idea.

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It's better this way!
We're strong now!

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No, what? No!
We're perfect!

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Shh!

204
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Huh?

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00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:45,680
Get back here!

206
00:09:58,830 --> 00:10:01,830
Hey, Eileen, what do you think
of my new ripped bod?

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00:10:02,970 --> 00:10:04,200
Yeah, she loves it.

208
00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:14,510
Huh?

209
00:10:14,510 --> 00:10:15,710
Huh?

210
00:10:22,850 --> 00:10:25,520
Whoa!

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00:10:31,300 --> 00:10:34,260
I got you, bro!
What the heck, Rigby?

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00:10:34,270 --> 00:10:36,300
You know how long it took us
to make that trap?

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00:10:36,300 --> 00:10:37,800
Not cool, dude.

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00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:39,470
I might've gotten a little carried away.
Ya think?

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00:10:39,470 --> 00:10:41,500
Come help us
put these teleporters back

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before Benson notices
they're gone.

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Yeah, I'll be right there.

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00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:52,980
I can do this!

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Oof!