One 3-D knitter. Check.
Five boxes of freeze-dried taquitos. Check.
Oh, sweet! They've got carne asada!
You want one? No, dude.
If Benson catches us taking a snack break
instead of doing inventory, he's gonna flip his lid.
Now, come on. What's next?
Fine. One, uh, uh...
What the heck is this thing?
I don't know. Hmm. Hm-Hm-Hm!
Rigby! Are you okay?
Rigby? Oh, no. Oh, no.
Oh, Rigby!
Dude!
Don't do that!
Wait, how'd you get all the way over there?
I don't know.
I was over here, and there was this flash of light,
and then I was over there...
in that other pod.
Dude, do you realize what this is?
Teleporter!
Hwah!
Aagh! Yeah!
Hwah!
Okay. Okay. Oh, watch this! No, it's my turn!
Dude, this'll just take a sec!
No! Aagh, Rigby!
Will you chill, man? Geez!
No! I want to go!
Dude, I don't think we're supposed to go through together.
What are you talking about? I don't know.
What if we got messed up or something? Whatever, man, we're fine.
Still, I just don't think it's a good... aagh!
What? Dude, your butt!
Aw, what? I got your butt!
Oh, great! Now I'm the one-cheek wonder.
I don't want your messed up butt.
Don't make fun of my butt. Yeah, whatever.
What are we gonna do about this? I don't know.
Maybe if we go through again, we'll change back? Good idea.
Man, how do you walk around with this thing?
It's all lopsided. You're lopsided!
What is going on in here! Look at this mess!
I knew I couldn't trust you guys with inventory.
No, Benson, we're almost done!
No. You are done. And what is this?
What is what? I don't know what you're talking about.
Yeah, Benson, it's a free country.
Whatever.
Just go outside and rake the leaves.
Aw, come on! Just give us five minutes!
No, now! Move it!
Of all the idiotic things I gotta deal with today.
Aw, man! He locked the door.
Dude, we gotta get Benson's keys so we can get back in there.
We all know ghosts are totally real...
Oooh! Agh! Carlos, get help!
And they're coming for you on Earth!
But what about in space?
We'll find out... On tonight's episode
of "Ghosts Are Totally Real and They're Coming for You!"
Bunch of bologna.
Oh! Not you, Sammy!
You're beautiful.
Hey, what do you think he's watching?
Dude, we're doing a thing right now!
Get your head in the game. Sheesh. Sorry.
Those ghosts just look totally real
and, like, they're coming for that guy!
It looks good! We should ask him to tape it.
Dude.
You see the keys to the Dome-itory anywhere?
Hmm. Oh, yeah, there they are!
They're sitting right next to him!
Aw! You gotta be kidding me!
We're never getting those keys.
Benson probably sleeps with those things!
Ow!
It's hopeless.
I guess we should start getting used to these new butts.
Welp, I gotta use it.
Ew! No, dude!
We're getting those keys, and I'm getting my butt back!
Hola, bros. What's going...
Why are your...
Shh!
Hmm.
I think he's gone.
Bros, what happened to your butts?
We were taking inventory in the Dome-itory,
and we found these teleporters, but we accidentally...
Oh! Say no more!
I'm a licensed teleportation technician!
What? No, you're not!
Yeah, bro!
It was part of my Space Tree training!
You have to calibrate the machine
when you're teleporting more than one sentient life form!
Uh, no doy!
Well, it doesn't matter if we can't get those keys!
Well, you guys better hurry.
The genetic mutation is only gonna continue
until you completely transform into each other.
That's not gonna happen to us, is it?
No, dude.
That's the kind of stuff that happens in dumb movies!
This is real life!
Those kind of things don't happen in real life!
What?
We gotta get those keys.
They feed off the fear
of the unfortunate space-fairing souls
who cross their paths.
That's... what the? Hey!
Aw, come on... seriously?
Hello? Is someone there?
Oof!
Hey!
Space-ghosts aren't real. Space-ghosts aren't real.
I got the keys. Let's roll!
Okay, let's get this over with already!
Muscle Man better be right about this.
Hey, I think it worked! Uh...
No, no, no, no, no, no! Dude! Now it's even worse!
I don't know, man. I'm kind of into it.
I'm finally as tall as my brother.
Eat it, Don, where ever you are!
No, what? This is terrible! Look at me, dude!
I'm a short, tiny freak!
Oh, so that's what you think of me?
Aw, come on! That's not what I meant!
Oh, I knew what you meant!
You don't like being in my shoes!
I just want to be me again! It's not fair!
You're right, it's not fair.
We should play punchies for it.
Huh?
I guess we'll stay like this, then.
Rigby, no!
Come back, Rigby!
Yeah!
Stupid stubby legs!
Hey, Fives, should I throw these astronaut diapers
in with the raw sewage?
Yeah! Anything that has moisture.
And now, through the magic of reverse osmosis,
you'd never know this used to be waste water!
Did you see that?
Was there something in the water?
I might need to replace the filter.
Oof! Huh?
Where did I put my keys?
Let's see, I was watching TV...
Did they fall into the couch?
Okay, fun's over, Rigby. Let's go back to the teleporter.
No way, man! This is great! Come on, dude.
I don't want to be stuck in your weak little body!
Me, neither!
Go back! Never!
Unbelievable! Ugh!
I can't even count how many protocols
in the teleporter code of ethics you two are breaking right now.
We need to get you guys switched back, stat!
Dude, I know. Try telling Rigby that.
No way, man! This is the new me.
I'm never losing at punchies again.
No, bro, this is not natural.
You see, when I became a licensed teleporter technician,
I took a sacred oath.
And right now, you're making a mockery
of everything I stand for!
Mordecai, get his legs!
No, no!
Let me go!
Shut it, Rigby! Muscle Man, how's it going?
Almost got it.
Okay, baby, talk to me.
Let's make this right.
Dude, will you knock it off!
Muscle Man!
Rigby, chill!
Shove him into the teleporter!
Step back!
Huh? No, bro!
Aw, yeah! Whoo-hoo! It worked!
Hey, Rigby, stop pouting and get out here!
What the...?
Oh, no, bro!
Play punchies?
Dude, no! Eh?
Ooh!
Muscle Man, are you okay? Yeah.
Dude, what the heck happened to Rigby?
I didn't calibrate the machine for three people, bro.
Him pulling me in there threw everything off.
We gotta catch him and switch him back before he gets worse.
But we're gonna need some bait.
Mm-hmm.
I think I've got an idea.
It's better this way! We're strong now!
No, what? No! We're perfect!
Shh!
Huh?
Get back here!
Hey, Eileen, what do you think of my new ripped bod?
Yeah, she loves it.
Huh?
Whoa!
I got you, bro! What the heck, Rigby?
You know how long it took us to make that trap?
Not cool, dude.
I might've gotten a little carried away. Ya think?
Come help us put these teleporters back
before Benson notices they're gone.
Yeah, I'll be right there.
I can do this!
Oof!