1 00:00:00,874 --> 00:00:03,110 Pops has no need for such insignificant... 2 00:00:03,146 --> 00:00:05,315 Maybe he could use the Fist of Justice. 3 00:00:05,350 --> 00:00:06,417 He... Is Pops gonna get 4 00:00:06,452 --> 00:00:07,519 cool powers and stuff? 5 00:00:07,554 --> 00:00:08,754 I think... Oh! Is he gonna 6 00:00:08,790 --> 00:00:10,258 shoot fire out of his fingers? 7 00:00:10,293 --> 00:00:11,627 That's not a thing! 8 00:00:11,662 --> 00:00:13,397 What kind of award does Pops get if he wins? 9 00:00:13,433 --> 00:00:14,795 Yeah! We got to go on a world tour with Pops! 10 00:00:14,802 --> 00:00:16,102 Is he gonna have to go somewhere? 11 00:00:19,278 --> 00:00:21,580 Enough! We need to take this seriously! 12 00:00:21,616 --> 00:00:23,417 Pops and Anti-Pops 13 00:00:23,453 --> 00:00:26,790 are the reason for the universe as we know it. 14 00:00:26,826 --> 00:00:28,361 Everything that exists 15 00:00:28,396 --> 00:00:32,502 is but a battleground for their celestial forms. 16 00:00:34,842 --> 00:00:36,910 Every 14 billion years, 17 00:00:36,946 --> 00:00:39,116 they battle for dominance, 18 00:00:39,151 --> 00:00:42,489 but they are two sides of the same coin, 19 00:00:42,524 --> 00:00:46,062 their powers in perfect balance. 20 00:00:46,097 --> 00:00:48,834 Every time, the battle ends in stalemate, 21 00:00:48,870 --> 00:00:51,607 and the universe resets anew. 22 00:00:51,642 --> 00:00:54,246 But this time, it can be different. 23 00:00:54,281 --> 00:00:59,156 With my help, Pops can break the cycle and save this universe. 24 00:00:59,191 --> 00:01:01,327 Whoa! 25 00:01:01,362 --> 00:01:03,431 Titan? Universe? 26 00:01:03,466 --> 00:01:04,866 I'm just Pops. 27 00:01:04,902 --> 00:01:06,904 This doesn't seem right. 28 00:01:06,939 --> 00:01:09,710 I don't know, Pops. This sounds really serious. 29 00:01:09,778 --> 00:01:11,246 I think you have to do this. 30 00:01:11,282 --> 00:01:13,451 But I don't want to fight anyone. 31 00:01:13,486 --> 00:01:14,986 You can and will! 32 00:01:15,022 --> 00:01:17,659 Wait a minute. How do we know this isn't all a load? 33 00:01:17,694 --> 00:01:18,861 Yeah, we want proof. 34 00:01:18,896 --> 00:01:20,465 Oh, you want proof? 35 00:01:20,500 --> 00:01:24,606 Every time the cycle starts over, I get a tattoo on my... 36 00:01:24,641 --> 00:01:26,243 Uh... What's happening right now? 37 00:01:26,278 --> 00:01:27,312 body! 38 00:01:30,052 --> 00:01:32,489 Frankly, I'm running out of space. 39 00:01:32,524 --> 00:01:35,395 I will unlock your power, Pops. 40 00:01:35,430 --> 00:01:37,030 Training starts now! 41 00:01:38,636 --> 00:01:40,338 Let us begin. 42 00:01:40,373 --> 00:01:41,407 Socks? 43 00:01:41,442 --> 00:01:43,444 Yes. My socks, Pops. 44 00:01:43,479 --> 00:01:45,013 We must fold them. 45 00:01:45,048 --> 00:01:46,015 Okay. 46 00:01:46,050 --> 00:01:48,654 Chase the rabbit 'round the tail, 47 00:01:48,689 --> 00:01:50,391 then insert his fluffy... 48 00:01:50,427 --> 00:01:51,727 No! Aah! 49 00:01:51,762 --> 00:01:53,096 Do as I do. 50 00:01:55,136 --> 00:01:56,737 Now you try. 51 00:01:56,772 --> 00:02:01,346 Fold, tuck, then place in hamper. 52 00:02:02,484 --> 00:02:04,786 Again. Again! 53 00:02:04,822 --> 00:02:06,323 What the heck? This is lame. 54 00:02:06,358 --> 00:02:08,861 Yeah, where's the cool training we were promised? 55 00:02:08,896 --> 00:02:10,598 Hmm. 56 00:02:10,633 --> 00:02:12,268 Hm-Hm-Hm-Hm-Hm! 57 00:02:12,304 --> 00:02:15,842 Now it is time to make lemonade. 58 00:02:15,877 --> 00:02:17,812 That sounds delightful! 59 00:02:17,848 --> 00:02:19,683 No! Not delightful! 60 00:02:19,718 --> 00:02:21,420 Grab a lemon. 61 00:02:21,455 --> 00:02:23,190 Now squeeze it. 62 00:02:24,862 --> 00:02:26,430 Clear your mind. 63 00:02:26,465 --> 00:02:27,999 The lemon is your foe. 64 00:02:28,034 --> 00:02:31,840 He does not want to yield his precious golden fluids, 65 00:02:31,876 --> 00:02:33,577 so you must crush him! 66 00:02:36,318 --> 00:02:37,819 Good. Yes. 67 00:02:37,854 --> 00:02:39,356 Now do that a million times! 68 00:02:43,064 --> 00:02:44,199 Ahh. 69 00:02:44,234 --> 00:02:46,169 Pops, look at these bushes. 70 00:02:46,205 --> 00:02:47,472 So unkempt. 71 00:02:47,507 --> 00:02:50,076 Now, simply do as I do. 72 00:02:53,753 --> 00:02:54,920 You see? Easy. 73 00:02:54,955 --> 00:02:56,857 But I don't want to hit a tree. 74 00:02:56,892 --> 00:02:58,092 Just do it! 75 00:02:59,831 --> 00:03:01,333 Okay, okay. 76 00:03:01,368 --> 00:03:04,539 This feels like a good place to take a 10-minute break. 77 00:03:04,575 --> 00:03:09,349 But before we resume, I want you to ponder this ancient haiku. 78 00:03:09,384 --> 00:03:14,859 Darkness ahead strong. My body frail like dried leaves. 79 00:03:14,895 --> 00:03:18,467 Wise master so cool. 80 00:03:18,502 --> 00:03:21,206 Okay. 81 00:03:21,241 --> 00:03:23,110 This guy is full of it. Yeah! 82 00:03:23,145 --> 00:03:24,913 I think Earl's a big, fat fraud! 83 00:03:24,948 --> 00:03:27,285 Oh, you got something to say? 84 00:03:27,320 --> 00:03:29,956 Yeah. When are you gonna teach him something useful? 85 00:03:29,992 --> 00:03:31,193 I am. 86 00:03:31,228 --> 00:03:32,824 Whatever, dude. While you're folding socks, 87 00:03:32,831 --> 00:03:34,361 Anti-Pops is probably off somewhere learning 88 00:03:34,368 --> 00:03:35,901 how to shoot fire out of his fingers. 89 00:03:35,937 --> 00:03:37,138 You're really hung up 90 00:03:37,173 --> 00:03:38,602 on that fire out of the fingers thing. 91 00:03:38,609 --> 00:03:39,743 Because it's cool! 92 00:03:39,778 --> 00:03:41,179 Remind me again... 93 00:03:41,215 --> 00:03:45,721 how many intergalactic champions have you trained, huh? 94 00:03:45,757 --> 00:03:48,360 Is it zero? It's zero. 95 00:03:48,396 --> 00:03:49,829 Right? Right? 96 00:03:49,865 --> 00:03:51,233 Knock it off, dude! 97 00:03:52,771 --> 00:03:54,071 I bet you couldn't even 98 00:03:54,106 --> 00:03:56,543 knock this lemonade out of my hand. 99 00:03:56,578 --> 00:03:58,580 Huh? Huh? Huh? 100 00:04:03,225 --> 00:04:04,359 Hoo-aah! 101 00:04:04,394 --> 00:04:05,528 Aah... Huh? 102 00:04:07,967 --> 00:04:10,871 I could stand here all day. 103 00:04:10,907 --> 00:04:12,842 You make a nice foot stool. 104 00:04:15,082 --> 00:04:16,183 Aah! Ooh! 105 00:04:18,923 --> 00:04:21,126 Okay! You're legit! 106 00:04:25,737 --> 00:04:27,972 I don't want to let you down. 107 00:04:28,943 --> 00:04:32,148 But I'll never be as strong as Anti-Pops. 108 00:04:32,183 --> 00:04:34,219 Stop talking to that sad picture! 109 00:04:34,254 --> 00:04:35,855 Break's over! 110 00:04:43,906 --> 00:04:46,576 Wax apply, wax remove. 111 00:04:46,612 --> 00:04:49,215 Wax apply, wax remove. 112 00:04:51,455 --> 00:04:54,259 Now let's try it with water in the buckets. 113 00:04:55,730 --> 00:04:57,632 Aah! Ooh! 114 00:05:06,218 --> 00:05:07,185 Mmm. 115 00:05:07,220 --> 00:05:08,987 Time to freshen my cup. 116 00:05:09,023 --> 00:05:11,359 Keep folding my undershirts. 117 00:05:11,395 --> 00:05:15,367 It is a very important part of your training. 118 00:05:15,403 --> 00:05:17,103 Psst! Pops! 119 00:05:17,140 --> 00:05:19,409 Huh? How's training going? 120 00:05:19,444 --> 00:05:20,644 Terrible. 121 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:22,615 Earl hasn't taught me anything. 122 00:05:22,650 --> 00:05:24,552 Haven't taught you anything? 123 00:05:24,588 --> 00:05:26,289 Busted. 124 00:05:26,325 --> 00:05:29,829 Uh... I'm sorry, but it's the truth! 125 00:05:29,865 --> 00:05:32,201 Your training makes no sense! 126 00:05:32,237 --> 00:05:35,207 I think you're simply too lazy to do your own chores, 127 00:05:35,243 --> 00:05:39,081 and I'm fed up with being your personal chambermaid! 128 00:05:39,117 --> 00:05:42,822 Also, I think you are thoroughly unpleasant. 129 00:05:42,857 --> 00:05:43,991 Oh, snap. Dang! 130 00:05:44,026 --> 00:05:45,127 Ooh, burn! Oh, man. 131 00:05:45,162 --> 00:05:46,863 Oh, no, he didn't. 132 00:05:46,899 --> 00:05:48,300 I don't want any part of this. 133 00:05:48,335 --> 00:05:51,206 You can fight Anti-Pops for all I care. 134 00:05:51,241 --> 00:05:53,677 Even if I wanted to, I cannot. 135 00:05:53,712 --> 00:05:55,281 You are the chosen one. 136 00:05:55,316 --> 00:05:57,652 I don't want to be the chosen one. 137 00:05:57,687 --> 00:06:00,491 If you do not become stronger than Anti-Pops, he will 138 00:06:00,526 --> 00:06:03,897 erase everything you hold near and dear from existence. 139 00:06:03,933 --> 00:06:06,035 I refuse to train! 140 00:06:07,340 --> 00:06:11,011 Pops, I understand your frustration. 141 00:06:11,047 --> 00:06:13,884 It is good that your will is strong. 142 00:06:13,919 --> 00:06:15,988 I was going to wait to show you this 143 00:06:16,023 --> 00:06:19,329 in fear that it would be too overwhelming. 144 00:06:19,364 --> 00:06:23,603 But this is my last resort to convince you. 145 00:06:23,639 --> 00:06:25,039 What is that? 146 00:06:25,075 --> 00:06:28,246 A fragment from a previous universe. 147 00:06:28,282 --> 00:06:32,121 It will show the consequences of your decisions. 148 00:06:35,796 --> 00:06:38,333 Where am I? 149 00:06:38,369 --> 00:06:39,836 Oh, my! 150 00:06:39,871 --> 00:06:43,377 It's... It's... me! 151 00:06:43,412 --> 00:06:44,812 Yeah! Go! 152 00:06:44,848 --> 00:06:46,149 Go, Titan Pops! 153 00:06:46,184 --> 00:06:48,253 Remember our training! 154 00:06:51,762 --> 00:06:56,269 Anti-Pops? 155 00:06:58,842 --> 00:07:00,043 Stop! 156 00:07:00,078 --> 00:07:02,214 Stop fighting! 157 00:07:29,604 --> 00:07:31,573 Bad show. 158 00:07:35,014 --> 00:07:36,449 Aah! 159 00:07:39,022 --> 00:07:40,657 No! 160 00:07:58,929 --> 00:08:00,096 Oh, dang it. 161 00:08:00,132 --> 00:08:02,401 This part always hurts. 162 00:08:02,436 --> 00:08:04,672 Aah! 163 00:08:04,707 --> 00:08:06,442 Huh? Fellows! 164 00:08:06,478 --> 00:08:09,448 The universe, it's vanishing! 165 00:08:11,955 --> 00:08:15,294 No! 166 00:08:15,329 --> 00:08:16,863 Aah! 167 00:08:16,932 --> 00:08:18,400 Bad show! Bad show! 168 00:08:18,435 --> 00:08:19,835 Pops, dude, what is it? 169 00:08:19,871 --> 00:08:21,573 Are you okay? What happened? Are you okay? 170 00:08:21,608 --> 00:08:24,946 I just want things to go back to how they were! 171 00:08:26,818 --> 00:08:28,052 Pops, wait! 172 00:08:28,087 --> 00:08:29,455 What did you show him? 173 00:08:29,490 --> 00:08:30,924 Only the truth. 174 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:32,194 Not cool, Earl. 175 00:08:32,230 --> 00:08:34,966 Sometimes the truth is not cool. 176 00:08:35,001 --> 00:08:36,536 Ugh. Whatever. 177 00:08:36,571 --> 00:08:38,206 Let's go get Pops. 178 00:08:39,677 --> 00:08:40,978 Get to my safe place. 179 00:08:41,013 --> 00:08:42,281 Get to my safe place. 180 00:08:42,316 --> 00:08:43,717 Get to my safe place. 181 00:08:43,752 --> 00:08:45,052 Get to my safe place. 182 00:08:48,996 --> 00:08:51,266 Yoo-hoo! Hey, don't run away. 183 00:08:55,643 --> 00:08:58,246 Hey, what's that? 184 00:08:58,282 --> 00:08:59,548 Dude, over there! 185 00:09:09,837 --> 00:09:12,207 Hey, Pops. You okay? 186 00:09:12,243 --> 00:09:13,843 What is this place? 187 00:09:13,879 --> 00:09:15,180 I brought my things here 188 00:09:15,215 --> 00:09:17,718 when my room was turned into the control room. 189 00:09:17,753 --> 00:09:19,422 I've been coming here to get away 190 00:09:19,457 --> 00:09:22,093 from all this destiny nonsense. 191 00:09:23,365 --> 00:09:24,732 Everything's changing, 192 00:09:24,801 --> 00:09:28,406 and it's up to me to stop it, but what if I can't? 193 00:09:28,442 --> 00:09:30,377 What if I can't do it? 194 00:09:30,412 --> 00:09:32,114 It's okay to be scared, Pops. 195 00:09:32,149 --> 00:09:33,650 We're all scared. 196 00:09:33,685 --> 00:09:36,088 Yeah, I'm, like, super scared. 197 00:09:36,124 --> 00:09:38,058 I'm not gonna pretend that we can relate, 198 00:09:38,094 --> 00:09:40,163 but we know you can do this, 199 00:09:40,199 --> 00:09:42,100 and we'll be with you every step of the way. 200 00:09:42,136 --> 00:09:44,205 That goes for all of us. 201 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:46,209 Yeah, we got your back, Pops. 202 00:09:46,244 --> 00:09:49,715 Yes, Pops. We are all here to help you. 203 00:09:49,751 --> 00:09:51,652 You needn't be afraid. 204 00:09:51,688 --> 00:09:53,123 Hey, Pops. Yes? 205 00:09:53,158 --> 00:09:54,392 Catch! 206 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:55,394 Aah! 207 00:10:03,178 --> 00:10:05,079 Cool. What the...? 208 00:10:06,785 --> 00:10:08,018 Very good. 209 00:10:08,053 --> 00:10:10,857 Now your real training can begin. 210 00:10:10,893 --> 00:10:13,329 That's way cooler than Krav Maga.