1 00:00:55,342 --> 00:00:58,050 First ever Christmas in space, guys! 2 00:00:58,050 --> 00:01:01,456 First Christmas hot chocolate in space. 3 00:01:01,456 --> 00:01:05,217 First time eating Benson's peppermint bark in space. 4 00:01:05,217 --> 00:01:08,446 My first time making peppermint bark in space! 5 00:01:08,446 --> 00:01:10,665 To be honest, the process is pretty similar to 6 00:01:10,675 --> 00:01:13,862 the Earth version, but, somehow, it just tastes better up here. 7 00:01:15,290 --> 00:01:17,446 Yep. There's only one way this Christmas 8 00:01:17,446 --> 00:01:19,050 could be any more special. 9 00:01:19,050 --> 00:01:21,373 If we finally receive a message from our loved ones 10 00:01:21,373 --> 00:01:22,696 telling us they're all right 11 00:01:22,696 --> 00:01:24,571 and we'll see them again before we die? 12 00:01:24,571 --> 00:01:26,133 Eileen! 13 00:01:26,133 --> 00:01:28,290 He's talking about telling cool Christmas stories! 14 00:01:28,290 --> 00:01:30,935 Ho ho ho! 15 00:01:30,935 --> 00:01:33,540 Well, it's really more of a Halloween thing. 16 00:01:33,540 --> 00:01:36,915 What I'm talking about are cool Christmas stories 17 00:01:36,915 --> 00:01:38,581 in the form of a song! 18 00:01:38,581 --> 00:01:40,175 Carols! 19 00:01:40,175 --> 00:01:43,029 And handbells! Eh? 20 00:01:43,029 --> 00:01:45,425 So I'll sing the chorus, and then you guys pick it up. 21 00:01:47,237 --> 00:01:51,196 Let's save the bell jingling for when you're by yourself. 22 00:01:51,196 --> 00:01:54,737 Until then, I've got a story about an icy snow planet 23 00:01:54,748 --> 00:01:57,665 called Celsius. 24 00:01:57,665 --> 00:02:01,904 Now, remember, we can only stay while there's sunlight, 25 00:02:01,904 --> 00:02:05,373 and Celsius only has sunlight for five minutes. 26 00:02:05,383 --> 00:02:08,404 Because if you're here after it gets dark... 27 00:02:08,404 --> 00:02:11,144 Yeah, yeah, the Celsian snow monsters will get us! 28 00:02:11,144 --> 00:02:13,508 You told us that, like, 10 times already! 29 00:02:13,508 --> 00:02:15,487 I'm just making sure you understand 30 00:02:15,498 --> 00:02:16,810 the premise of this place! 31 00:02:16,810 --> 00:02:18,831 But we haven't seen snow in forever! 32 00:02:18,831 --> 00:02:21,123 Yeah! Snow's what makes Christmas Christmas! 33 00:02:21,123 --> 00:02:22,550 That, and presents! 34 00:02:22,550 --> 00:02:24,144 White Christmas! White Christmas! 35 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:26,060 All right, all right! 36 00:02:32,352 --> 00:02:35,925 Five minutes, everyone, starting... 37 00:02:35,925 --> 00:02:37,800 now! 38 00:02:39,477 --> 00:02:41,415 Snow day! 39 00:02:46,352 --> 00:02:47,602 Look! 40 00:02:48,894 --> 00:02:50,946 Merry Christmas! 41 00:02:52,196 --> 00:02:54,623 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 42 00:02:54,633 --> 00:02:57,612 All right. Cute don't stop the sun from setting! 43 00:02:57,623 --> 00:03:00,154 Come on, let's get a white Christmas move on! 44 00:03:24,967 --> 00:03:26,602 Okay, that was fun! 45 00:03:26,602 --> 00:03:28,373 Back to the dome, everybody! 46 00:03:28,373 --> 00:03:30,112 But, wait! I haven't done 47 00:03:30,112 --> 00:03:32,821 the Sorenstein Hanukkah tradition of 48 00:03:32,831 --> 00:03:35,675 skiing down a big slope in my underwear! 49 00:03:35,675 --> 00:03:36,998 Well, make it quick! 50 00:03:36,998 --> 00:03:38,904 We only have, like, 10 seconds left 51 00:03:38,915 --> 00:03:40,540 before the sun sets! 52 00:03:40,540 --> 00:03:43,769 Relax, bro! Here I go! 53 00:03:48,675 --> 00:03:51,560 Oh, come on! You're fine. 54 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:53,675 Get up. We don't have time for this! 55 00:03:55,873 --> 00:03:58,269 I don't know. It looks a little twisted? 56 00:03:58,269 --> 00:04:00,529 You can walk. 57 00:04:00,529 --> 00:04:02,644 Oh, no! 58 00:04:06,154 --> 00:04:07,821 Merry Christmas! 59 00:04:09,977 --> 00:04:12,800 Back to the ship, back to the ship! 60 00:04:15,956 --> 00:04:18,321 Merry Christmas! 61 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:24,373 Almost there! Just keep running! 62 00:04:24,373 --> 00:04:27,290 Merry Christmas! 63 00:04:28,925 --> 00:04:31,144 Merry Christmas! 64 00:04:31,154 --> 00:04:33,373 Okay, I'm not really sure what to do now! 65 00:04:33,373 --> 00:04:35,633 There's only one thing we can do... 66 00:04:35,633 --> 00:04:38,342 use your presents as weapons! 67 00:04:42,102 --> 00:04:45,185 It's holding them off! Keep throwing stuff! 68 00:04:46,550 --> 00:04:50,331 Eileen, I spent a long time customizing that for you! 69 00:04:51,654 --> 00:04:53,456 Mordecai, I had to special-order that 70 00:04:53,467 --> 00:04:55,133 from the Sno-Cone Machine planet! 71 00:04:55,133 --> 00:04:57,456 I know! And I really appreciate it, 72 00:04:57,456 --> 00:05:00,237 but Christmas isn't about gifts! 73 00:05:00,237 --> 00:05:01,946 What? Yes, it is! 74 00:05:01,946 --> 00:05:04,581 Dude, what are you gonna take with you when all this is over? 75 00:05:04,581 --> 00:05:06,665 The stuff? No! 76 00:05:06,675 --> 00:05:08,790 The memories! 77 00:05:08,790 --> 00:05:11,602 Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! 78 00:05:11,602 --> 00:05:13,060 What do you mean, Mordecai? 79 00:05:13,071 --> 00:05:15,185 What Christmas is really about is spending... 80 00:05:15,185 --> 00:05:16,717 Spending money? 81 00:05:16,717 --> 00:05:18,175 No! 82 00:05:18,175 --> 00:05:19,706 Mordecai, what's it about? 83 00:05:19,706 --> 00:05:23,321 It's about spending time with friends! 84 00:05:24,987 --> 00:05:26,550 Huh? 85 00:05:26,550 --> 00:05:28,915 Ludlow, the laser-nosed reindeer? 86 00:05:28,915 --> 00:05:31,237 That's right! Santa sent me! 87 00:05:31,248 --> 00:05:33,810 He said he's sorry he couldn't be here, 88 00:05:33,821 --> 00:05:36,665 but he's super proud of you guys for realizing 89 00:05:36,665 --> 00:05:38,467 the true spirit of Christmas! 90 00:05:38,477 --> 00:05:39,581 Whoa, it's really him! 91 00:05:39,581 --> 00:05:40,831 From the "Ludlow" series! 92 00:05:40,842 --> 00:05:42,123 He looks just like himself! 93 00:05:42,123 --> 00:05:44,175 Merry Christmas, guys! 94 00:05:44,175 --> 00:05:46,123 I'll take it from here. 95 00:05:48,342 --> 00:05:52,300 Cool! It's more effective than presents! 96 00:05:52,310 --> 00:05:54,040 Thanks, Ludlow! 97 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:55,185 No problem! 98 00:05:55,196 --> 00:05:57,935 See you guys on the next Christmas special! 99 00:05:57,935 --> 00:06:00,165 Whoa! It's so realistic. 100 00:06:00,165 --> 00:06:02,696 He barely has to move. Stiff as a board. 101 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:05,446 Well, what did you guys think? 102 00:06:05,446 --> 00:06:07,769 Considering we got our white Christmas, 103 00:06:07,769 --> 00:06:10,696 made it out alive, and I didn't have to sacrifice 104 00:06:10,696 --> 00:06:13,404 my awesome new two-wheel scooter, I'd say... 105 00:06:13,404 --> 00:06:15,519 Best Christmas ever! 106 00:06:17,404 --> 00:06:19,727 Was that supposed to be heart-warming? 107 00:06:19,727 --> 00:06:22,019 Because it was really more scary than anything. 108 00:06:22,019 --> 00:06:23,727 I thought it was good. 109 00:06:23,727 --> 00:06:25,810 Oh, come on! Snow monsters? 110 00:06:25,810 --> 00:06:28,248 Laser-nosed Rudolph rip-off? 111 00:06:28,248 --> 00:06:31,165 If we're going to tell Christmas stories, which I maintain, 112 00:06:31,165 --> 00:06:33,248 is an inappropriate means of celebration, 113 00:06:33,248 --> 00:06:36,446 they should at least be wintry stories like this one. 114 00:06:36,446 --> 00:06:42,665 We were flying through a Christmas-themed asteroid field. 115 00:06:42,665 --> 00:06:44,508 Open your next gift, Skips! 116 00:06:44,508 --> 00:06:45,904 This one's from me and Rigby. 117 00:06:45,904 --> 00:06:47,883 We pooled all our gifts this year. 118 00:06:47,883 --> 00:06:50,456 That way, if one us forgets, you can just write your name 119 00:06:50,456 --> 00:06:53,373 on the card and nobody knows. I learned it from my dad. 120 00:06:53,373 --> 00:06:56,706 Uh, thanks. 121 00:06:56,706 --> 00:06:58,310 It's a bazooka. 122 00:06:58,310 --> 00:07:00,571 Merry Christmas! 123 00:07:00,571 --> 00:07:02,727 What am I supposed to do with it? 124 00:07:02,727 --> 00:07:04,498 It's a t-shirt cannon! Yeah! 125 00:07:04,498 --> 00:07:06,581 They use 'em at monster truck rallies 126 00:07:06,581 --> 00:07:08,112 to keep unruly fans at bay. 127 00:07:08,112 --> 00:07:11,581 From now on, whenever some jerk gets out of control, 128 00:07:11,592 --> 00:07:15,654 you can be all "Hey, punk, safe-tee not guaranteed." 129 00:07:15,654 --> 00:07:18,571 Whoops! 130 00:07:18,571 --> 00:07:21,383 Oh! 131 00:07:21,394 --> 00:07:23,925 What a wonderful message! 132 00:07:23,925 --> 00:07:25,977 Well, that's all the gifts. 133 00:07:25,977 --> 00:07:27,571 Merry Christmas, everyone. 134 00:07:27,571 --> 00:07:29,071 It's cool we found this asteroid field 135 00:07:29,071 --> 00:07:30,946 where they celebrate Christmas all the time. 136 00:07:30,946 --> 00:07:32,373 Wish we could have got some snow, though. 137 00:07:32,373 --> 00:07:35,779 Forget snow. I wish we could get some carolers. 138 00:07:35,779 --> 00:07:37,300 Oh, yeah, carolers. 139 00:07:37,310 --> 00:07:39,185 I guess that would work. I wouldn't mind some carolers. 140 00:07:53,227 --> 00:07:56,560 Look, all I'm saying is the odds of a caroler knocking 141 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:58,852 on the door right now are slim to none. 142 00:08:00,112 --> 00:08:02,019 Uh, was anyone expecting company? 143 00:08:03,581 --> 00:08:05,456 Uh, hey, dude. 144 00:08:05,602 --> 00:08:06,748 Nice jacket. 145 00:08:08,592 --> 00:08:10,915 Uh... I think it's a caroler. 146 00:08:15,956 --> 00:08:17,550 Are those pears? 147 00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:19,748 I haven't had fruit that wasn't freeze-dried 148 00:08:19,748 --> 00:08:21,206 since we left Earth. Hmm. 149 00:08:21,206 --> 00:08:24,644 You're cool with me, mysterious space dirtbag. 150 00:08:26,206 --> 00:08:27,915 Get it off! Get it off! Rigby! 151 00:08:27,915 --> 00:08:30,071 I like this guy! 152 00:08:30,071 --> 00:08:32,185 Dude, what... 153 00:08:40,915 --> 00:08:44,175 Get 'em off! Get 'em off! 154 00:08:44,175 --> 00:08:46,675 Okay, dude, thanks for the show, but you gotta... 155 00:09:02,258 --> 00:09:04,123 What do we do? What do we do? 156 00:09:04,133 --> 00:09:06,425 I... don't know! 157 00:09:06,425 --> 00:09:09,373 Excuse me... 158 00:09:19,352 --> 00:09:21,540 Why does this song have so many birds? 159 00:09:38,675 --> 00:09:39,894 Watch out! 160 00:10:06,310 --> 00:10:09,300 This is crazy! How do we get rid of this guy? 161 00:10:09,300 --> 00:10:12,008 I don't know! What makes a caroler leave you alone? 162 00:10:12,008 --> 00:10:14,446 Uh! Oh, dude... cookies! 163 00:10:14,446 --> 00:10:17,258 My mom always gave them cookies and they'd go away! 164 00:10:17,258 --> 00:10:20,842 Everyone? We need cookies! 165 00:10:31,269 --> 00:10:32,967 It's for the greater good. 166 00:10:32,967 --> 00:10:35,612 The greater good. 167 00:10:35,612 --> 00:10:38,737 Santa's not the only one eating cookies tonight. 168 00:10:38,737 --> 00:10:42,737 But we're all out of milk, so these are babies going down dry. 169 00:10:48,362 --> 00:10:49,685 Huh? Oh! 170 00:11:00,675 --> 00:11:05,185 Handbell breakdown! 171 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:11,758 Hmm! 172 00:11:17,706 --> 00:11:19,821 Cookies, now! 173 00:11:24,790 --> 00:11:26,769 Come get some! 174 00:11:28,060 --> 00:11:29,310 Cookies! 175 00:11:37,342 --> 00:11:39,842 It's all I've ever wanted. 176 00:11:39,842 --> 00:11:41,685 Thank you. 177 00:11:41,685 --> 00:11:43,487 Whoa! 178 00:11:46,727 --> 00:11:49,540 You said you wanted snow. 179 00:11:49,540 --> 00:11:53,467 Now, that's a Christmas story, am I right? 180 00:11:53,467 --> 00:11:56,248 Dude, you're not gonna make handbells cool. 181 00:11:56,248 --> 00:11:58,852 Yeah, scale back the agenda, bro. 182 00:11:58,852 --> 00:12:00,758 Handbells represent the purity 183 00:12:00,769 --> 00:12:03,790 and togetherness of the holidays, you idiots! 184 00:12:05,217 --> 00:12:06,946 They sound like angels whispering, 185 00:12:06,956 --> 00:12:08,998 and if you can't get that through your skulls, 186 00:12:08,998 --> 00:12:10,602 that's on you, not me. 187 00:12:10,602 --> 00:12:14,071 We need more peppermint bark. I'll be right back. 188 00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:19,425 Think we should go check on Benson? 189 00:12:19,425 --> 00:12:21,790 Bells... 190 00:12:21,790 --> 00:12:23,248 Don't know anything about bells. 191 00:12:23,248 --> 00:12:24,779 Ah, let him cool off in there. 192 00:12:24,779 --> 00:12:27,665 Yeah, besides, we've got another Christmas story. 193 00:12:27,665 --> 00:12:29,852 It starts off just like this... 194 00:12:29,852 --> 00:12:32,560 Yeah, only Benson's in a good mood. 195 00:12:32,571 --> 00:12:34,092 Hey, I heard that! 196 00:12:34,092 --> 00:12:36,977 Ho ho ho! 197 00:12:36,977 --> 00:12:38,894 Merry Christmas! 198 00:12:38,894 --> 00:12:43,029 Santa's got lots of presents for each and every one of you! 199 00:12:43,029 --> 00:12:44,769 One for Muscleman, 200 00:12:44,769 --> 00:12:49,144 one for fives, and Eileen, one for Skips, one for Pops. 201 00:12:49,144 --> 00:12:51,435 Wait, no... this one's for Skips again. 202 00:12:51,435 --> 00:12:53,071 You must've been extra good! 203 00:12:53,071 --> 00:12:54,946 Pops' present is... 204 00:12:54,946 --> 00:12:58,008 Well, I know it's here. 205 00:12:58,008 --> 00:13:00,612 Santa had his little helpers get it for him. 206 00:13:00,612 --> 00:13:03,633 You were supposed to get Pops' present weeks ago! 207 00:13:03,644 --> 00:13:05,967 I even made a packet specifically telling you 208 00:13:05,967 --> 00:13:09,133 what he wants, where to get it, how much it was, who to talk to. 209 00:13:09,133 --> 00:13:11,665 That's too many instructions! You confused us! 210 00:13:11,665 --> 00:13:14,237 What are we getting again? An old fashioned typewriter! 211 00:13:14,237 --> 00:13:17,123 Just go get it now or Pops will be crushed! 212 00:13:17,123 --> 00:13:18,831 Look at him! 213 00:13:18,831 --> 00:13:21,185 P-p-present? 214 00:13:21,196 --> 00:13:23,342 But it's Christmas... all the malls are closed. 215 00:13:23,352 --> 00:13:26,477 There's one mall open, theoretically. 216 00:13:28,279 --> 00:13:30,435 Benson said it was around here somewhere. 217 00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:32,800 Ugh! How are we supposed to find this place 218 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:34,706 if it's theoretical? Wait, look! 219 00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:39,196 Do we go in? 220 00:13:47,467 --> 00:13:50,592 Huh? Where are we? Where's the cart? 221 00:13:50,592 --> 00:13:53,446 Took care of it for ya... valet services, ya see. 222 00:13:53,446 --> 00:13:55,915 Hmm, that's convenient. Is this the mall? 223 00:13:55,915 --> 00:13:59,425 You could say it's a mall, theoretically. 224 00:13:59,425 --> 00:14:00,706 What brings you two here, 225 00:14:00,706 --> 00:14:02,272 last-minute holiday shopping, I take it? 226 00:14:02,279 --> 00:14:04,602 Basically, we're here to buy an old-fashioned typewriter. 227 00:14:04,602 --> 00:14:05,956 Ah, those are on the fifth floor, 228 00:14:05,956 --> 00:14:09,362 or should I say, the fifth dimension. 229 00:14:09,362 --> 00:14:10,758 What? 230 00:14:10,758 --> 00:14:15,102 Now, now, we've got many floors and dimensions to get through. 231 00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:19,998 First floor, first dimension! 232 00:14:19,998 --> 00:14:23,331 What was that? 233 00:14:23,342 --> 00:14:26,633 Ah, it's all part of the ride... dimensions and so on. 234 00:14:28,415 --> 00:14:30,394 Whew, this seems normal. 235 00:14:30,394 --> 00:14:33,175 Two-D! 236 00:14:34,425 --> 00:14:36,685 Cool! 237 00:14:39,883 --> 00:14:43,602 Hm-Hm-Hm-Hm-Hm-Hm-Hm! 238 00:14:47,008 --> 00:14:48,883 Finally... the mall! 239 00:14:48,883 --> 00:14:51,040 Whoa, dude, they have fro-yo here! 240 00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:52,946 We should totally get fro-yo after this. 241 00:14:52,946 --> 00:14:56,633 Uh... What was that? 242 00:14:56,633 --> 00:15:00,383 In the fifth dimension, you can see all of your possible paths, 243 00:15:00,394 --> 00:15:02,300 even ones you don't choose to do. 244 00:15:02,300 --> 00:15:04,144 Don't dilly dally. The longer you stay, 245 00:15:04,144 --> 00:15:06,019 the more complicated things will become. 246 00:15:06,019 --> 00:15:07,612 Good luck. 247 00:15:07,623 --> 00:15:10,987 Come on. Let's just get that typewriter and get out of here. 248 00:15:10,987 --> 00:15:12,446 Should we go up or down? 249 00:15:12,446 --> 00:15:13,946 Uh... 250 00:15:13,946 --> 00:15:18,810 Whoa! Fifth dimension. 251 00:15:18,810 --> 00:15:20,612 Dude, video games! 252 00:15:20,612 --> 00:15:22,946 Rigby, wait! Focus, dude! 253 00:15:26,633 --> 00:15:28,331 No more distractions. 254 00:15:28,331 --> 00:15:30,040 Just think "typewriter." 255 00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:32,123 Typewriter, typewriter, typewriter, typewriter. 256 00:16:03,477 --> 00:16:06,560 Finally! Let's get this to Pops. 257 00:16:06,571 --> 00:16:09,696 Attention, customers... the mall is now closed 258 00:16:09,696 --> 00:16:13,477 and will soon be imploding. Merry Christmas. 259 00:16:13,487 --> 00:16:16,258 What? 260 00:16:16,258 --> 00:16:18,446 Hurry... to the elevator! 261 00:16:31,175 --> 00:16:33,810 Dude, the elevator is closing! 262 00:16:33,810 --> 00:16:36,383 Theoretically not! 263 00:16:43,862 --> 00:16:45,487 Huh? 264 00:16:45,498 --> 00:16:49,040 Looks, like you two had fun... 265 00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:51,467 theoretically. 266 00:16:55,404 --> 00:16:59,737 Merry Christmas, Pops! 267 00:16:59,748 --> 00:17:01,269 A typewriter! 268 00:17:01,269 --> 00:17:04,154 Just what I needed to finish my memoir! 269 00:17:04,154 --> 00:17:08,185 Should I set it up in the kitchen or my room? 270 00:17:08,185 --> 00:17:11,217 We could do both, theoretically! 271 00:17:13,019 --> 00:17:14,894 The end. 272 00:17:14,894 --> 00:17:17,883 I liked the elevator. Yeah, very inventive! 273 00:17:17,883 --> 00:17:19,935 Oh, but the typewriter was my favorite! 274 00:17:22,862 --> 00:17:25,112 So, you guys want to treat Christmas 275 00:17:25,112 --> 00:17:26,748 like it's Halloween, huh? 276 00:17:26,748 --> 00:17:29,112 Well, have I got a story for you. 277 00:17:30,540 --> 00:17:32,415 All right, we got a lot of work 278 00:17:32,415 --> 00:17:34,987 to do to make it look Christmasy around here. 279 00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:37,696 Skips and Muscleman, set up the fake snow machine. 280 00:17:37,696 --> 00:17:39,258 Pops, you handle the wreaths. 281 00:17:39,258 --> 00:17:41,935 Mordecai and Rigby, go decorate the Snack Shack... 282 00:17:41,935 --> 00:17:44,508 and go easy on the lights, Rigby! 283 00:17:44,508 --> 00:17:46,633 Yeah, yeah, I got it. 284 00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:49,060 Dude, don't you think this is a little much? 285 00:17:49,060 --> 00:17:51,977 Remember what Benson said? Benson's a Scrooge! 286 00:17:54,352 --> 00:17:58,133 Agh! Not again! 287 00:17:58,133 --> 00:18:01,258 Why do you always disobey me? 288 00:18:01,269 --> 00:18:02,862 Whatever. You're not my dad! 289 00:18:02,862 --> 00:18:06,331 You know what, Rigby, you're bad! 290 00:18:06,342 --> 00:18:08,529 You're a bad boy! 291 00:18:08,529 --> 00:18:11,029 And you have been all year! 292 00:18:11,029 --> 00:18:12,904 Name one time! 293 00:18:12,904 --> 00:18:16,342 Rigby, you are a bad boy! 294 00:18:16,352 --> 00:18:18,987 Hey, man, no one's perfect. 295 00:18:18,987 --> 00:18:20,800 Well, enough is enough! 296 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,362 No Santa for you this Christmas! 297 00:18:23,373 --> 00:18:26,425 This year, you'll get a visit from Krampus! 298 00:18:26,425 --> 00:18:28,685 Who? He's the anti-Santa. 299 00:18:28,685 --> 00:18:31,810 Instead of giving presents, Krampus comes to punish 300 00:18:31,810 --> 00:18:35,050 all the bad children by stuffing them into his basket. 301 00:18:35,050 --> 00:18:37,612 Huh. It's a European thing. 302 00:18:37,623 --> 00:18:40,467 I'm sending him an e-mail about you right now. 303 00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:43,665 You wouldn't do that. 304 00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:47,248 You're ruining my life! 305 00:18:49,644 --> 00:18:52,144 You know Krampus isn't real, right? 306 00:18:52,144 --> 00:18:56,633 Oh, I know. Just trying to scare him. 307 00:19:04,623 --> 00:19:07,956 Oh, Benson, we have an incoming call 308 00:19:07,967 --> 00:19:11,154 from somebody named Kram-pus. 309 00:19:11,165 --> 00:19:12,998 Huh? 310 00:19:12,998 --> 00:19:15,810 Hi, hello. 311 00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:18,800 Is there a Rigby on board? 312 00:19:18,810 --> 00:19:23,008 Uh, Krampus! It's really you, ha. 313 00:19:23,008 --> 00:19:25,790 I gotta be honest, I didn't even know you existed. 314 00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:28,081 Yeah, I got your e-mail. 315 00:19:28,092 --> 00:19:31,144 You know, the one about me stealing Rigby 316 00:19:31,144 --> 00:19:33,300 and punishing him forever? 317 00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:35,696 Oh, that? That was just a joke. 318 00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:38,477 We don't really need you, but, thanks, anyway! 319 00:19:38,477 --> 00:19:40,873 "Thanks, anyway"? 320 00:19:40,873 --> 00:19:44,071 It was a real hassle getting over here, ya know. 321 00:19:44,071 --> 00:19:47,196 You've wasted my time, Benson! 322 00:19:47,206 --> 00:19:48,873 You're bad! 323 00:19:48,873 --> 00:19:51,612 You've been a bad boy! 324 00:20:04,685 --> 00:20:05,800 He broke through! 325 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,633 Get to your battle stations! 326 00:20:07,644 --> 00:20:09,894 Go, go, go! 327 00:20:24,185 --> 00:20:26,998 You're bad! 328 00:20:26,998 --> 00:20:29,081 You're all bad! 329 00:20:29,081 --> 00:20:31,102 You know what that means! 330 00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:35,404 Bask in my basket! 331 00:20:36,519 --> 00:20:40,727 This ain't no gift basket! 332 00:20:42,779 --> 00:20:44,998 Get in here, you basket case! 333 00:20:50,769 --> 00:20:54,112 Stop! These puns are terrible! 334 00:21:04,467 --> 00:21:07,769 Krampus, please, it doesn't have to be this way! 335 00:21:07,769 --> 00:21:13,540 I came to punish Rigby, and I'm not leaving until I do! 336 00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:15,623 Hey, I'm his boss! 337 00:21:15,623 --> 00:21:18,925 If anyone is going to punish Rigby, it's me! 338 00:21:20,144 --> 00:21:22,883 What is that horrible sound? 339 00:21:22,894 --> 00:21:24,904 Oh, wait... these? 340 00:21:24,904 --> 00:21:26,852 Handbells? 341 00:21:26,852 --> 00:21:30,529 Why does it always have to be handbells? 342 00:21:30,540 --> 00:21:32,685 Guys, catch! 343 00:21:37,352 --> 00:21:39,435 Follow my lead! 344 00:21:47,915 --> 00:21:53,790 I can't handle such concentrated Christmas cheer! 345 00:22:05,644 --> 00:22:08,102 We are free! 346 00:22:08,112 --> 00:22:11,060 We are free! 347 00:22:11,060 --> 00:22:14,644 Whoa! Krampus was made of fruitcakes! 348 00:22:14,644 --> 00:22:16,519 It's a Christmas miracle! 349 00:22:16,519 --> 00:22:18,362 Benson, you were right. 350 00:22:18,362 --> 00:22:20,581 Jeez, when will I learn not to question your authority? 351 00:22:20,581 --> 00:22:23,675 Don't beat yourself up. You'll learn someday. 352 00:22:23,675 --> 00:22:27,290 Well, I definitely learned one thing... 353 00:22:27,290 --> 00:22:29,477 handbells are the coolest! 354 00:22:29,487 --> 00:22:32,508 Handbells! Handbells! Handbells! 355 00:22:33,862 --> 00:22:38,029 Handbells, handbells, handbells! 356 00:22:38,029 --> 00:22:41,435 Dude, Benson, that was actually a pretty cool story... 357 00:22:41,435 --> 00:22:43,519 till you ruined it with the handbells. 358 00:22:43,529 --> 00:22:45,987 Yeah! Nobody likes handbells! 359 00:22:48,602 --> 00:22:52,425 Ho ho ho! Did I hear someone say "handbells"? 360 00:22:52,425 --> 00:22:54,748 Oh, gross. Who are you? 361 00:22:54,748 --> 00:22:58,362 I'm not gross! I'm Space Santa, silly! 362 00:22:58,362 --> 00:23:02,362 I've been travelling billions of light years to find someone 363 00:23:02,362 --> 00:23:05,425 who has just as much Christmas spirit as I do. 364 00:23:05,425 --> 00:23:08,998 And that someone is you, Benson! 365 00:23:08,998 --> 00:23:13,592 Me? Yep! Put 'er there! 366 00:23:13,592 --> 00:23:15,050 Handbells! 367 00:23:15,050 --> 00:23:17,654 You bet! Ho ho ho ho! 368 00:23:17,654 --> 00:23:20,196 Merry Christmas, everyone! 369 00:23:20,196 --> 00:23:22,519 Merry Christmas! 370 00:23:26,237 --> 00:23:28,779 The end.