1 00:00:23,222 --> 00:00:25,850 First ever Christmas 2 00:00:23,222 --> 00:00:25,850 in space, guys. 3 00:00:25,850 --> 00:00:29,270 First Christmas 4 00:00:25,850 --> 00:00:29,270 hot chocolate in space. 5 00:00:29,270 --> 00:00:30,521 First time eating 6 00:00:30,521 --> 00:00:32,648 Benson's peppermint bark 7 00:00:30,521 --> 00:00:32,648 in space. 8 00:00:32,648 --> 00:00:35,860 My first time 9 00:00:32,648 --> 00:00:35,860 making peppermint bark in space. 10 00:00:35,860 --> 00:00:38,571 To be honest, the process 11 00:00:35,860 --> 00:00:38,571 is similar to the Earth version, 12 00:00:38,571 --> 00:00:41,449 but somehow 13 00:00:38,571 --> 00:00:41,449 it just tastes better up here. 14 00:00:41,449 --> 00:00:43,492 Yep. There's only one way 15 00:00:43,492 --> 00:00:45,619 this Christmas could be 16 00:00:43,492 --> 00:00:45,619 any more special. 17 00:00:45,619 --> 00:00:48,039 If we finally receive a message 18 00:00:45,619 --> 00:00:48,039 from our loved ones 19 00:00:48,039 --> 00:00:49,415 telling us they're all right 20 00:00:49,415 --> 00:00:51,167 and we'll see 21 00:00:49,415 --> 00:00:51,167 them again before we die? 22 00:00:51,167 --> 00:00:54,378 Eileen, he's talking about 23 00:00:51,167 --> 00:00:54,378 telling cool Christmas stories. 24 00:00:54,378 --> 00:00:57,048 Ho ho ho-o-o-o-o. 25 00:00:57,048 --> 00:00:59,633 Well, it's really more of 26 00:00:57,048 --> 00:00:59,633 a Halloween thing. 27 00:00:59,633 --> 00:01:02,178 What I'm talking about 28 00:00:59,633 --> 00:01:02,178 are cool Christmas stories 29 00:01:02,178 --> 00:01:04,346 in the form of a song. 30 00:01:04,346 --> 00:01:05,931 Carols. 31 00:01:05,931 --> 00:01:08,768 And handbells. Huh? 32 00:01:08,768 --> 00:01:10,936 So I'll sing the chorus, 33 00:01:08,768 --> 00:01:10,936 and then you guys pick it up. 34 00:01:12,855 --> 00:01:16,525 Let's save the bell jingling 35 00:01:12,855 --> 00:01:16,525 for when you're by yourself. 36 00:01:16,525 --> 00:01:19,904 Until then, I got a story 37 00:01:16,525 --> 00:01:19,904 about an icy snow planet 38 00:01:19,904 --> 00:01:23,365 called Celsius. 39 00:01:23,365 --> 00:01:26,827 Now remember—we can only stay 40 00:01:23,365 --> 00:01:26,827 while there's sunlight, 41 00:01:26,827 --> 00:01:30,039 and Celsius only has sunlight 42 00:01:26,827 --> 00:01:30,039 for five minutes. 43 00:01:30,039 --> 00:01:33,042 Because if you're here 44 00:01:30,039 --> 00:01:33,042 after it gets dark... 45 00:01:33,042 --> 00:01:35,753 Yeah, the Celsian snow monsters 46 00:01:33,042 --> 00:01:35,753 will get us. 47 00:01:35,753 --> 00:01:37,880 You told us that, 48 00:01:35,753 --> 00:01:37,880 like, ten times already. 49 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:41,175 I'm making sure you understand 50 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:41,175 the premise of this place. 51 00:01:41,175 --> 00:01:43,135 But we haven't seen snow 52 00:01:41,175 --> 00:01:43,135 in forever. 53 00:01:43,135 --> 00:01:45,554 Yeah. Snow's what makes 54 00:01:43,135 --> 00:01:45,554 Christmas Christmas. 55 00:01:45,554 --> 00:01:46,680 That and presents. 56 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:48,140 White Christmas. 57 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:48,140 White Christmas. 58 00:01:48,140 --> 00:01:49,892 All right, all right. 59 00:01:56,607 --> 00:01:58,067 Five minutes, everyone, 60 00:01:58,067 --> 00:01:59,193 starting... 61 00:01:59,193 --> 00:02:00,236 now. 62 00:02:02,738 --> 00:02:04,698 Snow day. 63 00:02:07,743 --> 00:02:10,413 Ha ha ha ha. Look. 64 00:02:11,706 --> 00:02:13,624 Merry Christmas. 65 00:02:11,706 --> 00:02:13,624 Merry Christmas. 66 00:02:15,334 --> 00:02:17,378 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 67 00:02:17,378 --> 00:02:20,214 All right. Cute 68 00:02:17,378 --> 00:02:20,214 don't stop the sun from setting. 69 00:02:20,214 --> 00:02:23,092 Come on, let's get 70 00:02:20,214 --> 00:02:23,092 a white Christmas move-on. 71 00:02:46,198 --> 00:02:48,409 Okay, that was fun. 72 00:02:48,409 --> 00:02:50,161 Back to the dome, everybody. 73 00:02:50,161 --> 00:02:53,205 But wait. I haven't done the 74 00:02:50,161 --> 00:02:53,205 Sorenstein Hanukkah tradition 75 00:02:53,205 --> 00:02:56,834 of skiing down a big slope 76 00:02:53,205 --> 00:02:56,834 in my underwear. 77 00:02:56,834 --> 00:02:58,210 Well, make it quick. 78 00:02:58,210 --> 00:03:00,087 We only have, 79 00:02:58,210 --> 00:03:00,087 like, ten seconds left 80 00:03:00,087 --> 00:03:01,589 before the sun sets. 81 00:03:01,589 --> 00:03:04,675 Relax, bro. Here I go. 82 00:03:04,675 --> 00:03:07,053 Aah. 83 00:03:10,264 --> 00:03:12,224 Oh, come on. 84 00:03:10,264 --> 00:03:12,224 You're fine. 85 00:03:12,224 --> 00:03:14,268 Get up. We don't have time 86 00:03:12,224 --> 00:03:14,268 for this. 87 00:03:16,353 --> 00:03:18,856 I don't know. 88 00:03:16,353 --> 00:03:18,856 It looks a little twisted? 89 00:03:18,856 --> 00:03:20,399 You can walk. 90 00:03:20,399 --> 00:03:22,193 Ahh. Oh, no. 91 00:03:26,363 --> 00:03:28,074 Merry Christ— 92 00:03:30,284 --> 00:03:32,495 Back to the ship. 93 00:03:30,284 --> 00:03:32,495 Back to the ship. 94 00:03:36,082 --> 00:03:37,708 Merry Christmas. 95 00:03:40,961 --> 00:03:43,631 Almost there. 96 00:03:40,961 --> 00:03:43,631 Just keep running. 97 00:03:45,257 --> 00:03:47,885 Merry Christmas. 98 00:03:47,885 --> 00:03:49,970 Merry Christmas. 99 00:03:49,970 --> 00:03:52,515 Okay, I'm not really sure 100 00:03:49,970 --> 00:03:52,515 what to do now. 101 00:03:52,515 --> 00:03:54,392 There's only one thing 102 00:03:52,515 --> 00:03:54,392 we can do— 103 00:03:54,392 --> 00:03:57,311 use your presents as weapons. 104 00:04:00,731 --> 00:04:04,860 It's holding them off. 105 00:04:00,731 --> 00:04:04,860 Keep throwing stuff. Unh. 106 00:04:04,860 --> 00:04:08,322 Eileen, I spent a long time 107 00:04:04,860 --> 00:04:08,322 customizing that for you. 108 00:04:08,322 --> 00:04:09,740 Huuh. 109 00:04:09,740 --> 00:04:11,409 Mordecai, I had to 110 00:04:09,740 --> 00:04:11,409 special order that 111 00:04:11,409 --> 00:04:12,993 from 112 00:04:11,409 --> 00:04:12,993 the Sno-Cone Machine planet. 113 00:04:12,993 --> 00:04:15,871 I know. And I really 114 00:04:12,993 --> 00:04:15,871 appreciate it, 115 00:04:15,871 --> 00:04:17,957 but Christmas 116 00:04:15,871 --> 00:04:17,957 isn't about gifts. 117 00:04:17,957 --> 00:04:19,458 What? Yes, it is. 118 00:04:19,458 --> 00:04:20,960 Dude, what are you gonna 119 00:04:19,458 --> 00:04:20,960 take with you 120 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:22,420 when all this is all over? 121 00:04:22,420 --> 00:04:24,088 The stuff? 122 00:04:22,420 --> 00:04:24,088 No. Uhh. 123 00:04:24,088 --> 00:04:26,298 The memories. 124 00:04:24,088 --> 00:04:26,298 Unh. 125 00:04:26,298 --> 00:04:28,926 Merry Christmas. 126 00:04:26,298 --> 00:04:28,926 Merry Christmas. 127 00:04:28,926 --> 00:04:30,344 What do you mean, Mordecai? 128 00:04:30,344 --> 00:04:32,596 What Christmas 129 00:04:30,344 --> 00:04:32,596 is really about is spending... 130 00:04:32,596 --> 00:04:35,182 Spending money? 131 00:04:32,596 --> 00:04:35,182 No. 132 00:04:35,182 --> 00:04:36,559 Mordecai, what's it about? 133 00:04:36,559 --> 00:04:39,645 It's about 134 00:04:36,559 --> 00:04:39,645 spending time with friends. 135 00:04:39,645 --> 00:04:42,148 Huh? 136 00:04:42,148 --> 00:04:45,860 Ludlow 137 00:04:42,148 --> 00:04:45,860 the Laser-Nosed Reindeer? 138 00:04:45,860 --> 00:04:47,653 That's right. Santa sent me. 139 00:04:47,653 --> 00:04:50,156 He said he's sorry 140 00:04:47,653 --> 00:04:50,156 he couldn't be here, 141 00:04:50,156 --> 00:04:51,574 but he's super-proud of you guys 142 00:04:51,574 --> 00:04:54,493 for realizing 143 00:04:51,574 --> 00:04:54,493 the true spirit of Christmas. 144 00:04:54,493 --> 00:04:55,494 Whoa, it's really him. 145 00:04:55,494 --> 00:04:56,787 From the Ludlow series. 146 00:04:56,787 --> 00:04:58,497 He looks just like himself. 147 00:04:58,497 --> 00:04:59,999 Merry Christmas, guys. 148 00:04:59,999 --> 00:05:02,418 I'll take it from here. 149 00:05:05,629 --> 00:05:07,757 Cool. It's 150 00:05:05,629 --> 00:05:07,757 more effective than presents. 151 00:05:07,757 --> 00:05:09,675 Thanks, Ludlow. 152 00:05:09,675 --> 00:05:11,093 No problem. 153 00:05:11,093 --> 00:05:13,220 See you guys 154 00:05:11,093 --> 00:05:13,220 on the next Christmas special. 155 00:05:13,220 --> 00:05:15,306 Whoa. 156 00:05:13,220 --> 00:05:15,306 It's so realistic. 157 00:05:15,306 --> 00:05:17,808 He barely has to move. 158 00:05:15,306 --> 00:05:17,808 Stiff as a board. 159 00:05:17,808 --> 00:05:20,853 Well, what did you guys think? 160 00:05:20,853 --> 00:05:22,521 Considering 161 00:05:20,853 --> 00:05:22,521 we got our white Christmas, 162 00:05:22,521 --> 00:05:25,316 made it out alive, 163 00:05:22,521 --> 00:05:25,316 and I didn't have to sacrifice 164 00:05:25,316 --> 00:05:28,486 my awesome new 165 00:05:25,316 --> 00:05:28,486 two-wheel scooter, I'd say... 166 00:05:28,486 --> 00:05:30,529 Best Christmas ever. 167 00:05:32,281 --> 00:05:34,575 Was that supposed to be 168 00:05:32,281 --> 00:05:34,575 heart-warming? 169 00:05:34,575 --> 00:05:36,827 Because it was really 170 00:05:34,575 --> 00:05:36,827 more scary than anything. 171 00:05:36,827 --> 00:05:38,245 I thought it was good. 172 00:05:38,245 --> 00:05:40,373 Oh, come on. Snow monsters? 173 00:05:40,373 --> 00:05:42,666 Laser-nosed Rudolph rip-off? 174 00:05:42,666 --> 00:05:44,251 If we're gonna tell 175 00:05:42,666 --> 00:05:44,251 Christmas stories, 176 00:05:44,251 --> 00:05:45,669 which I maintain, 177 00:05:45,669 --> 00:05:47,463 is an inappropriate 178 00:05:45,669 --> 00:05:47,463 means of celebration, 179 00:05:47,463 --> 00:05:50,091 they should at least be 180 00:05:47,463 --> 00:05:50,091 wintry stories like this one. 181 00:05:52,093 --> 00:05:53,552 We were flying through 182 00:05:53,552 --> 00:05:56,514 a Christmas-themed 183 00:05:53,552 --> 00:05:56,514 asteroid field. 184 00:05:56,514 --> 00:05:58,349 Open your next gift, Skips. 185 00:05:58,349 --> 00:05:59,642 This one's from me and Rigby. 186 00:05:59,642 --> 00:06:01,560 We pooled all our gifts 187 00:05:59,642 --> 00:06:01,560 this year. 188 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:03,229 That way, if one us forgets, 189 00:06:03,229 --> 00:06:05,356 you can just write your name 190 00:06:03,229 --> 00:06:05,356 on the card and nobody knows. 191 00:06:05,356 --> 00:06:07,942 I learned it from my dad. 192 00:06:05,356 --> 00:06:07,942 Uh, thanks. 193 00:06:09,944 --> 00:06:11,529 It's a bazooka. 194 00:06:11,529 --> 00:06:13,739 Merry Christmas. 195 00:06:13,739 --> 00:06:15,783 What am I supposed to do 196 00:06:13,739 --> 00:06:15,783 with it? 197 00:06:15,783 --> 00:06:17,410 It's a T-shirt cannon. 198 00:06:15,783 --> 00:06:17,410 Yeah. 199 00:06:17,410 --> 00:06:19,036 They use 'em 200 00:06:17,410 --> 00:06:19,036 at monster-truck rallies 201 00:06:19,036 --> 00:06:20,746 to keep unruly fans at bay. 202 00:06:20,746 --> 00:06:23,290 From now on, whenever some jerk 203 00:06:20,746 --> 00:06:23,290 gets out of control, 204 00:06:23,290 --> 00:06:28,003 you can be all "Hey, punk, 205 00:06:23,290 --> 00:06:28,003 safe-tee not guaranteed." 206 00:06:28,003 --> 00:06:30,172 Whoops. 207 00:06:28,003 --> 00:06:30,172 Unh. 208 00:06:30,172 --> 00:06:31,716 Oh. 209 00:06:33,676 --> 00:06:35,928 What a wonderful message. 210 00:06:35,928 --> 00:06:37,930 Well, that's all the gifts. 211 00:06:37,930 --> 00:06:39,640 Merry Christmas, everyone. 212 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:41,100 It's cool we found 213 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:41,100 this asteroid field 214 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:42,852 where they celebrate Christmas 215 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:42,852 all the time. 216 00:06:42,852 --> 00:06:44,437 Wish we could've 217 00:06:42,852 --> 00:06:44,437 got some snow, though. 218 00:06:44,437 --> 00:06:47,648 Forget snow. I wish 219 00:06:44,437 --> 00:06:47,648 we could get some carollers. 220 00:06:47,648 --> 00:06:48,983 Oh, yeah, carollers. 221 00:06:48,983 --> 00:06:51,444 I wouldn't mind 222 00:06:48,983 --> 00:06:51,444 some carollers. 223 00:07:04,373 --> 00:07:07,376 Look, all I'm saying 224 00:07:04,373 --> 00:07:07,376 is the odds of a caroller 225 00:07:07,376 --> 00:07:09,962 knocking on the door right now 226 00:07:07,376 --> 00:07:09,962 are slim to none. 227 00:07:09,962 --> 00:07:12,256 Was anyone expecting company? 228 00:07:14,008 --> 00:07:16,886 Uh, hey, dude. 229 00:07:14,008 --> 00:07:16,886 Nice jacket. 230 00:07:18,637 --> 00:07:20,973 Uh... 231 00:07:18,637 --> 00:07:20,973 I think it's a caroller. 232 00:07:25,895 --> 00:07:27,438 Are those pears? 233 00:07:27,438 --> 00:07:29,565 I haven't had fruit 234 00:07:27,438 --> 00:07:29,565 that wasn't freeze-dried 235 00:07:29,565 --> 00:07:31,817 since we left Earth. 236 00:07:29,565 --> 00:07:31,817 Hmm. 237 00:07:31,817 --> 00:07:34,361 You're cool with me, 238 00:07:31,817 --> 00:07:34,361 mysterious space dirtbag. 239 00:07:34,361 --> 00:07:35,571 Aah. 240 00:07:35,571 --> 00:07:37,406 Get it off. Get it off. 241 00:07:35,571 --> 00:07:37,406 Rigby. 242 00:07:37,406 --> 00:07:39,325 Ha ha. I like this guy. 243 00:07:39,325 --> 00:07:42,411 Unh. Dude, what— 244 00:07:50,211 --> 00:07:53,214 Aah. Get 'em off. 245 00:07:50,211 --> 00:07:53,214 Get 'em off. 246 00:07:53,214 --> 00:07:55,299 Okay, dude, thanks for the show, 247 00:07:53,214 --> 00:07:55,299 but you gotta— 248 00:08:00,429 --> 00:08:02,181 No. 249 00:08:05,726 --> 00:08:07,395 Waah. 250 00:08:10,648 --> 00:08:12,358 What do we do? 251 00:08:10,648 --> 00:08:12,358 What do we do? 252 00:08:12,358 --> 00:08:14,693 I— don't know. 253 00:08:14,693 --> 00:08:17,071 Excuse me. Aah. 254 00:08:26,997 --> 00:08:28,999 Why does this song 255 00:08:26,997 --> 00:08:28,999 have so many birds? 256 00:08:28,999 --> 00:08:30,960 Ahh. 257 00:08:32,628 --> 00:08:33,629 Shut up. 258 00:08:36,465 --> 00:08:37,967 Unh. 259 00:08:45,558 --> 00:08:47,059 Watch out. 260 00:09:12,126 --> 00:09:14,920 This is crazy. 261 00:09:12,126 --> 00:09:14,920 How do we get rid of this guy? 262 00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:17,298 I don't know. What makes 263 00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:17,298 a caroller leave you alone? 264 00:09:17,298 --> 00:09:19,800 Uh... 265 00:09:17,298 --> 00:09:19,800 oh, dude, cookies. 266 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:22,386 My mom always gave them cookies, 267 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:22,386 and they'd go away. 268 00:09:22,386 --> 00:09:25,890 Everyone, 269 00:09:22,386 --> 00:09:25,890 we... need... cookies. 270 00:09:35,983 --> 00:09:37,651 It's for the greater good. 271 00:09:37,651 --> 00:09:40,196 The greater good. 272 00:09:40,196 --> 00:09:43,240 Santa's not the only one 273 00:09:40,196 --> 00:09:43,240 eating cookies tonight. 274 00:09:43,240 --> 00:09:44,450 But we're all out of milk, 275 00:09:44,450 --> 00:09:46,952 so these babies 276 00:09:44,450 --> 00:09:46,952 are going down dry. 277 00:09:51,207 --> 00:09:53,876 Huh? Oh. 278 00:10:02,301 --> 00:10:04,011 Yeah. 279 00:10:04,011 --> 00:10:06,430 Handbell breakdown. 280 00:10:13,521 --> 00:10:14,772 Hmm. 281 00:10:20,945 --> 00:10:22,363 Cookies now. 282 00:10:27,034 --> 00:10:29,120 Come get some. 283 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:31,539 Cookies. 284 00:10:39,672 --> 00:10:41,799 It's all I've ever wanted. 285 00:10:41,799 --> 00:10:43,509 Thank you. 286 00:10:43,509 --> 00:10:45,302 Waah. 287 00:10:48,305 --> 00:10:51,058 You said you wanted snow. 288 00:10:51,058 --> 00:10:54,854 Now that's a Christmas story, 289 00:10:51,058 --> 00:10:54,854 am I right? 290 00:10:54,854 --> 00:10:57,440 Dude, you're not gonna make 291 00:10:54,854 --> 00:10:57,440 handbells cool. 292 00:10:57,440 --> 00:11:00,067 Yeah. Scale back 293 00:10:57,440 --> 00:11:00,067 the agenda, bro. 294 00:11:00,067 --> 00:11:01,736 Handbells represent 295 00:11:01,736 --> 00:11:04,780 the purity and togetherness 296 00:11:01,736 --> 00:11:04,780 of the holidays, you idiots. 297 00:11:06,198 --> 00:11:07,783 They sound like 298 00:11:06,198 --> 00:11:07,783 angels whispering, 299 00:11:07,783 --> 00:11:09,827 and if you can't get that 300 00:11:07,783 --> 00:11:09,827 through your skulls, 301 00:11:09,827 --> 00:11:11,370 that's on you, not me. 302 00:11:11,370 --> 00:11:15,708 We need more peppermint bark. 303 00:11:11,370 --> 00:11:15,708 I'll be right back. 304 00:11:18,461 --> 00:11:20,796 Think we should 305 00:11:18,461 --> 00:11:20,796 go check on Benson? 306 00:11:20,796 --> 00:11:22,548 Bells. 307 00:11:22,548 --> 00:11:23,841 Don't know anything about bells. 308 00:11:23,841 --> 00:11:25,342 Ah, let him cool off 309 00:11:23,841 --> 00:11:25,342 in there. 310 00:11:25,342 --> 00:11:28,262 Yeah. Besides, we've got 311 00:11:25,342 --> 00:11:28,262 another Christmas story. 312 00:11:28,262 --> 00:11:30,097 It starts off just like this. 313 00:11:30,097 --> 00:11:32,725 Yeah, only Benson's 314 00:11:30,097 --> 00:11:32,725 in a good mood. 315 00:11:32,725 --> 00:11:34,226 Hey, I heard that. 316 00:11:34,226 --> 00:11:39,315 Ho ho ho. 317 00:11:34,226 --> 00:11:39,315 Merry Christmas. 318 00:11:39,315 --> 00:11:42,735 Santa's got lots of presents 319 00:11:39,315 --> 00:11:42,735 for each and every one of you. 320 00:11:42,735 --> 00:11:44,904 One for Muscleman. 321 00:11:44,904 --> 00:11:46,363 One for Fives and Eileen. 322 00:11:46,363 --> 00:11:49,075 One for Skips. One for Pops. 323 00:11:49,075 --> 00:11:51,160 Wait. No. 324 00:11:49,075 --> 00:11:51,160 This one's for Skips again. 325 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:52,787 You must've been extra good. 326 00:11:52,787 --> 00:11:54,622 Pops' present is... 327 00:11:54,622 --> 00:11:57,333 Well, I know it's here. 328 00:11:57,333 --> 00:12:00,378 Santa had his little helpers 329 00:11:57,333 --> 00:12:00,378 get it for him. 330 00:12:00,378 --> 00:12:02,880 You were supposed to get 331 00:12:00,378 --> 00:12:02,880 Pops' present weeks ago. 332 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:04,215 I even made a packet 333 00:12:04,215 --> 00:12:05,800 specifically telling you 334 00:12:04,215 --> 00:12:05,800 what he wants, 335 00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:08,052 where to get it, 336 00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:08,052 how much it was, who to talk to. 337 00:12:08,052 --> 00:12:10,638 That's too many instructions. 338 00:12:08,052 --> 00:12:10,638 You confused us. 339 00:12:10,638 --> 00:12:11,639 What are we getting again? 340 00:12:11,639 --> 00:12:13,099 An old-fashioned typewriter. 341 00:12:13,099 --> 00:12:15,684 Just go get it now 342 00:12:13,099 --> 00:12:15,684 or Pops will be crushed. 343 00:12:15,684 --> 00:12:17,019 Look at him. 344 00:12:17,019 --> 00:12:19,146 P-P-Present? 345 00:12:19,146 --> 00:12:21,690 But it's Christmas. 346 00:12:19,146 --> 00:12:21,690 All the malls are closed. 347 00:12:21,690 --> 00:12:24,777 There's one mall open, 348 00:12:21,690 --> 00:12:24,777 theoretically. 349 00:12:26,570 --> 00:12:28,614 Benson said 350 00:12:26,570 --> 00:12:28,614 it was around here somewhere. 351 00:12:28,614 --> 00:12:30,491 Uhh. How are we supposed to 352 00:12:28,614 --> 00:12:30,491 find this place 353 00:12:30,491 --> 00:12:32,493 if it's theoretical? 354 00:12:30,491 --> 00:12:32,493 Wait, look. 355 00:12:35,788 --> 00:12:37,790 Do we go in? 356 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:47,967 Huh? Where are we? 357 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:47,967 Where's the cart? 358 00:12:47,967 --> 00:12:50,720 Took care of it for you. 359 00:12:47,967 --> 00:12:50,720 Valet services, you see. 360 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:53,097 Hmm, that's convenient. 361 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:53,097 Is this the mall? 362 00:12:53,097 --> 00:12:54,432 You could say it's a mall, 363 00:12:54,432 --> 00:12:56,267 theoretically. 364 00:12:56,267 --> 00:12:57,643 What brings you two here? 365 00:12:57,643 --> 00:12:59,311 Last-minute holiday shopping, 366 00:12:57,643 --> 00:12:59,311 I take it. 367 00:12:59,311 --> 00:13:01,147 Basically we're here to buy 368 00:12:59,311 --> 00:13:01,147 an old-fashioned typewriter. 369 00:13:01,147 --> 00:13:02,398 Ah, those are on 370 00:13:01,147 --> 00:13:02,398 the fifth floor, 371 00:13:02,398 --> 00:13:05,401 or should I say 372 00:13:02,398 --> 00:13:05,401 the Fifth Dimension? 373 00:13:05,401 --> 00:13:07,194 What? 374 00:13:07,194 --> 00:13:10,948 Now, now, we've got many floors 375 00:13:07,194 --> 00:13:10,948 and dimensions to get through. 376 00:13:14,243 --> 00:13:16,912 First floor, First Dimension. 377 00:13:16,912 --> 00:13:19,498 What was that? 378 00:13:19,498 --> 00:13:22,209 Ah, it's all part of the ride— 379 00:13:19,498 --> 00:13:22,209 dimensions and so on. 380 00:13:23,419 --> 00:13:25,755 Whew, this seems normal. 381 00:13:25,755 --> 00:13:27,006 Aah. 2-d. 382 00:13:29,633 --> 00:13:31,844 Cool. 383 00:13:34,847 --> 00:13:38,017 Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm. 384 00:13:42,271 --> 00:13:43,731 Finally, the mall. 385 00:13:43,731 --> 00:13:45,608 Whoa, dude, 386 00:13:43,731 --> 00:13:45,608 they have froyo here. 387 00:13:45,608 --> 00:13:49,028 We should totally get froyo 388 00:13:45,608 --> 00:13:49,028 after this. 389 00:13:49,028 --> 00:13:50,071 Uh... 390 00:13:50,071 --> 00:13:51,781 what was that? 391 00:13:51,781 --> 00:13:52,990 In the fifth dimension, 392 00:13:52,990 --> 00:13:54,658 you can see 393 00:13:52,990 --> 00:13:54,658 all of your possible paths, 394 00:13:54,658 --> 00:13:56,744 even ones 395 00:13:54,658 --> 00:13:56,744 you don't choose to do. 396 00:13:56,744 --> 00:13:58,329 Don't dillydally. 397 00:13:56,744 --> 00:13:58,329 The longer you stay, 398 00:13:58,329 --> 00:14:01,332 the more complicated 399 00:13:58,329 --> 00:14:01,332 things will become. Good luck. 400 00:14:01,332 --> 00:14:02,833 Come on. Let's just 401 00:14:01,332 --> 00:14:02,833 get that typewriter 402 00:14:02,833 --> 00:14:05,169 and get out of here. 403 00:14:05,169 --> 00:14:06,212 Should we go up or down? 404 00:14:06,212 --> 00:14:08,589 Uh... 405 00:14:08,589 --> 00:14:10,633 Whoa. 406 00:14:10,633 --> 00:14:12,718 Fifth Dimension. 407 00:14:12,718 --> 00:14:14,387 Dude, video games. 408 00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:16,514 Rigby, wait. Focus, dude. 409 00:14:20,434 --> 00:14:21,977 No more distractions. 410 00:14:21,977 --> 00:14:23,521 Just think "typewriter." 411 00:14:23,521 --> 00:14:25,398 Typewriter, typewriter, 412 00:14:23,521 --> 00:14:25,398 typewriter, typewriter. 413 00:14:55,636 --> 00:14:57,471 Finally. 414 00:14:57,471 --> 00:14:58,764 Let's get this to Pops. 415 00:14:58,764 --> 00:15:00,558 MAN OVER P.A.: 416 00:14:58,764 --> 00:15:00,558 Attention, customers— 417 00:15:00,558 --> 00:15:03,310 the mall is now closed 418 00:15:00,558 --> 00:15:03,310 and will soon be imploding. 419 00:15:03,310 --> 00:15:04,854 Merry Christmas. 420 00:15:04,854 --> 00:15:06,188 What? 421 00:15:07,606 --> 00:15:09,400 Hurry, to the elevator. 422 00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:24,582 Dude, the elevator's closing. 423 00:15:24,582 --> 00:15:26,834 Theoretically not. 424 00:15:34,008 --> 00:15:35,634 Huh? 425 00:15:35,634 --> 00:15:39,388 Looks, like you two had fun... 426 00:15:39,388 --> 00:15:41,682 theoretically. 427 00:15:45,227 --> 00:15:47,480 Merry Christmas, Pops. 428 00:15:48,731 --> 00:15:50,608 A typewriter. 429 00:15:50,608 --> 00:15:53,903 Just what I needed 430 00:15:50,608 --> 00:15:53,903 to finish my memoir. 431 00:15:53,903 --> 00:15:57,573 Should I set it up 432 00:15:53,903 --> 00:15:57,573 in the kitchen or my room? 433 00:15:57,573 --> 00:16:00,409 We could do both, 434 00:15:57,573 --> 00:16:00,409 theoretically. 435 00:16:01,869 --> 00:16:03,954 The end. 436 00:16:03,954 --> 00:16:06,540 I liked the elevator. 437 00:16:03,954 --> 00:16:06,540 Yeah, very inventive. 438 00:16:06,540 --> 00:16:09,210 Oh, but the typewriter 439 00:16:06,540 --> 00:16:09,210 was my favourite. 440 00:16:11,337 --> 00:16:13,547 So, you guys 441 00:16:11,337 --> 00:16:13,547 want to treat Christmas 442 00:16:13,547 --> 00:16:15,216 like it's Halloween, huh? 443 00:16:15,216 --> 00:16:17,301 Well, have I got a story 444 00:16:15,216 --> 00:16:17,301 for you. 445 00:16:19,261 --> 00:16:21,347 All right, we got 446 00:16:19,261 --> 00:16:21,347 a lot of work to do 447 00:16:21,347 --> 00:16:22,973 to make it look Christmas-y 448 00:16:21,347 --> 00:16:22,973 around here. 449 00:16:22,973 --> 00:16:25,601 Skips and Muscleman, 450 00:16:22,973 --> 00:16:25,601 set up the fake snow machine. 451 00:16:25,601 --> 00:16:27,269 Pops, you handle the wreaths. 452 00:16:27,269 --> 00:16:29,563 Mordecai and Rigby, 453 00:16:27,269 --> 00:16:29,563 go decorate the Snack Shack, 454 00:16:29,563 --> 00:16:32,358 and go easy on the lights, 455 00:16:29,563 --> 00:16:32,358 Rigby. 456 00:16:32,358 --> 00:16:34,693 Yeah, yeah, I got it. 457 00:16:34,693 --> 00:16:36,862 Dude, don't you think 458 00:16:34,693 --> 00:16:36,862 this is a little much? 459 00:16:36,862 --> 00:16:39,615 Remember what Benson said? 460 00:16:36,862 --> 00:16:39,615 Benson's a Scrooge. 461 00:16:42,410 --> 00:16:45,538 Aah. Not again. 462 00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:48,541 Why do you always disobey me? 463 00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:50,000 Whatever. You're not my dad. 464 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:53,337 You know what, Rigby? 465 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:53,337 You're bad. 466 00:16:53,337 --> 00:16:55,506 You're a bad boy, 467 00:16:55,506 --> 00:16:57,842 and you have been all year. 468 00:16:57,842 --> 00:16:59,635 Tsk. Name one time. 469 00:16:59,635 --> 00:17:01,679 Rigby, you... are a... 470 00:17:01,679 --> 00:17:03,556 bad... boy. 471 00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:05,641 Hey, man, no one's perfect. 472 00:17:05,641 --> 00:17:07,351 Well, enough is enough. 473 00:17:07,351 --> 00:17:09,729 No Santa for you 474 00:17:07,351 --> 00:17:09,729 this Christmas. 475 00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:12,648 This year, you'll get a visit 476 00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:12,648 from Krampus. 477 00:17:12,648 --> 00:17:14,859 Who? 478 00:17:12,648 --> 00:17:14,859 He's the anti-Santa. 479 00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:16,360 Instead of giving presents, 480 00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:18,571 Krampus comes to punish 481 00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:18,571 all the bad children 482 00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:21,073 by stuffing them 483 00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:21,073 into his basket. 484 00:17:21,073 --> 00:17:23,492 Huh. 485 00:17:21,073 --> 00:17:23,492 It's a European thing. 486 00:17:23,492 --> 00:17:26,287 I'm sending him 487 00:17:23,492 --> 00:17:26,287 an e-mail about you right now. 488 00:17:26,287 --> 00:17:27,872 You wouldn't do that. 489 00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:32,626 You're ruining my life. 490 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:37,673 You know Krampus isn't real, 491 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:37,673 right? 492 00:17:37,673 --> 00:17:41,427 Oh, I know. 493 00:17:37,673 --> 00:17:41,427 Just trying to scare him. 494 00:17:49,518 --> 00:17:52,730 Oh, Benson? 495 00:17:49,518 --> 00:17:52,730 We have an incoming call 496 00:17:52,730 --> 00:17:55,733 from somebody named Kram... pus. 497 00:17:55,733 --> 00:17:57,526 Huh? 498 00:17:58,652 --> 00:18:00,321 Hi. Hello. 499 00:18:00,321 --> 00:18:02,990 Is there a Rigby on board? 500 00:18:02,990 --> 00:18:07,203 Uh, Krampus. 501 00:18:02,990 --> 00:18:07,203 It's really you. Ha. 502 00:18:07,203 --> 00:18:09,538 I gotta be honest, 503 00:18:07,203 --> 00:18:09,538 I didn't even know you existed. 504 00:18:09,538 --> 00:18:11,957 Yeah, I got your e-mail. 505 00:18:11,957 --> 00:18:14,627 You know, the one about me 506 00:18:11,957 --> 00:18:14,627 stealing Rigby 507 00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:16,629 and punishing him forever? 508 00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:19,340 Oh, that? 509 00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:19,340 That was just a joke. 510 00:18:19,340 --> 00:18:21,967 We don't really need you, 511 00:18:19,340 --> 00:18:21,967 but thanks, anyway. 512 00:18:21,967 --> 00:18:24,095 "Thanks, anyway"? 513 00:18:24,095 --> 00:18:27,431 It was a real hassle 514 00:18:24,095 --> 00:18:27,431 getting over here, you know. 515 00:18:27,431 --> 00:18:30,226 You've wasted my time, Benson. 516 00:18:30,226 --> 00:18:31,936 You're bad! 517 00:18:31,936 --> 00:18:34,188 You've been a bad boy! 518 00:18:46,909 --> 00:18:48,077 He broke through. 519 00:18:48,077 --> 00:18:49,453 Get to your battle stations. 520 00:18:49,453 --> 00:18:50,913 Go, go, go. 521 00:19:05,594 --> 00:19:07,054 You're bad. 522 00:19:08,139 --> 00:19:10,015 You're all bad. 523 00:19:10,015 --> 00:19:12,977 You know what that means. 524 00:19:14,186 --> 00:19:16,772 Bask in my basket. 525 00:19:16,772 --> 00:19:17,898 Aah. 526 00:19:17,898 --> 00:19:21,736 This ain't no gift basket. 527 00:19:23,362 --> 00:19:25,531 Get in here, you basket case. 528 00:19:31,287 --> 00:19:34,290 Stop. These puns are terrible. 529 00:19:44,467 --> 00:19:47,553 Krampus, please. 530 00:19:44,467 --> 00:19:47,553 It doesn't have to be this way. 531 00:19:47,553 --> 00:19:53,267 I came to punish Rigby, 532 00:19:47,553 --> 00:19:53,267 and I'm not leaving until I do. 533 00:19:53,267 --> 00:19:54,769 Hey, I'm his boss. 534 00:19:54,769 --> 00:19:57,855 If anyone is gonna punish Rigby, 535 00:19:54,769 --> 00:19:57,855 it's me. 536 00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:02,234 Ow. What is that 537 00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:02,234 horrible sound? 538 00:20:02,234 --> 00:20:03,694 Oh, wait. These? 539 00:20:03,694 --> 00:20:05,696 Handbells? 540 00:20:05,696 --> 00:20:09,367 Why does it always 541 00:20:05,696 --> 00:20:09,367 have to be handbells? 542 00:20:09,367 --> 00:20:11,118 Guys, catch. 543 00:20:15,831 --> 00:20:17,583 Follow my lead. 544 00:20:26,384 --> 00:20:27,843 I can't handle 545 00:20:27,843 --> 00:20:31,347 such concentrated 546 00:20:27,843 --> 00:20:31,347 Christmas cheer. 547 00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:45,444 We are free. 548 00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:45,444 Ha ha ha. 549 00:20:45,444 --> 00:20:47,196 We are free. 550 00:20:45,444 --> 00:20:47,196 Ha ha ha ha. 551 00:20:48,656 --> 00:20:51,742 Whoa. Krampus 552 00:20:48,656 --> 00:20:51,742 was made of fruitcakes. 553 00:20:51,742 --> 00:20:53,452 It's a Christmas miracle. 554 00:20:53,452 --> 00:20:55,162 Benson, you were right. 555 00:20:55,162 --> 00:20:57,498 Jeez, when will I learn 556 00:20:55,162 --> 00:20:57,498 not to question your authority? 557 00:20:57,498 --> 00:21:00,459 Don't beat yourself up. 558 00:20:57,498 --> 00:21:00,459 You'll learn someday. 559 00:21:00,459 --> 00:21:02,586 Well, I definitely learned 560 00:21:00,459 --> 00:21:02,586 one thing— 561 00:21:02,586 --> 00:21:06,173 handbells are the coolest. 562 00:21:06,173 --> 00:21:08,843 Handbells. Handbells. Handbells. 563 00:21:08,843 --> 00:21:10,761 Handbells. Handbells. 564 00:21:10,761 --> 00:21:14,390 Handbells, handbells, handbells. 565 00:21:14,390 --> 00:21:17,393 Dude, Benson, that was actually 566 00:21:14,390 --> 00:21:17,393 a pretty cool story 567 00:21:17,393 --> 00:21:19,478 till you ruined it 568 00:21:17,393 --> 00:21:19,478 with the handbells. 569 00:21:19,478 --> 00:21:21,647 Yeah. 570 00:21:19,478 --> 00:21:21,647 Nobody likes handbells. 571 00:21:23,691 --> 00:21:28,112 Ho ho ho. Did I hear 572 00:21:23,691 --> 00:21:28,112 someone say "handbells"? 573 00:21:28,112 --> 00:21:30,322 Oh, gross. Who are you? 574 00:21:30,322 --> 00:21:31,532 I'm not gross. 575 00:21:31,532 --> 00:21:33,701 I'm Space Santa, silly. 576 00:21:33,701 --> 00:21:36,454 I've been travelling 577 00:21:33,701 --> 00:21:36,454 billions of light years 578 00:21:36,454 --> 00:21:39,665 to find someone who has 579 00:21:36,454 --> 00:21:39,665 just as much Christmas spirit 580 00:21:39,665 --> 00:21:40,833 as I do, 581 00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:43,836 and that someone 582 00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:43,836 is you, Benson. 583 00:21:43,836 --> 00:21:44,879 Me? 584 00:21:44,879 --> 00:21:46,338 Yep. Put 'er there. 585 00:21:48,174 --> 00:21:49,633 Handbells. 586 00:21:49,633 --> 00:21:52,261 You bet. 587 00:21:49,633 --> 00:21:52,261 Ho ho ho ho. 588 00:21:52,261 --> 00:21:54,597 Merry Christmas, everyone. 589 00:21:54,597 --> 00:21:57,058 Merry Christmas. 590 00:21:58,559 --> 00:22:01,937 Heh heh heh. Heh heh. The end.