Oh, sh…
Damn.
Son of a…
Do any of them speak English?
If they did, they let on like they didn't.
Ready, or need more time?
Now, I can't decide between them,
so I'm gonna have an apple pie and a cherry pie.
Okay, slice of cherry, slice of apple.
No, not a slice.
A whole pie.
You want a whole cheery and a whole apple?
Yeah. Is that allowed?
Okay. I wish I had that kind of metabolism.
Ooh!
- Thank you. - You got it, ma'am.
Hey, man.
- Can I help you? - Yeah. You guys got any chargers?
- 20 bucks. - The thing is, I don't got any money.
Is there, like, just one I could borrow?
- If possible? - Nope.
Thanks, anyways.
Hey, handsome. Can I get you something to drink?
Yes, please. Can I get some water?
Thank you.
Psst. Psst.
Come sit with me.
Me?
Yeah, you. Who else?
Come on.
Hi.
I'm Bear.
Yeah, I know.
You do?
Did my mom send you?
Mm, no.
Well, h-how do you know…
Stop asking so many questions, they give me a headache.
Okay, yeah. Uh, my bad.
You want some pie?
Uh…
- Yeah, I'll take some pie. - That's what I thought.
Hey, can I get an extra fork and an extra plate, please?
Told you that was a lot for one person.
Cherry for the lady.
Are you a good man, Bear?
I mean, I try to be.
Yeah.
Usually when I cross paths with someone, there's a reason.
So…
You're not eating your pie.
Um…
Sorry.
Oh. Ugh.
My book.
- I got it. - Silly me.
Here.
Have some pie.
You don't look so well.
Are you here to kill me?
You remind me of a boy I once knew.
Sisters, Mr. Minor knows a lot about savages, don't you?
- I do. - And such a young man.
I am that.
Mmm.
So, you're really real.
Real? Well, do I look real?
I mean, yeah.
You want to touch my hooves?
Definitely not.
So, what, then? You heard of me your whole life?
- Yeah. - What did you think, I was fake?
- Think I was make-believe? - I-I just thought
it was a story to keep all the Uncles in line.
Yeah, well, some Uncles need more than stories
to keep them in line.
Those are the ones that I visit.
Do you, uh… do you kill women, too?
I have. Bad ones.
We'll take the check.
You could pay at the register.
What are you doing out here, anyways?
You lost?
- Kind of. - Aww.
I'll take you home.
I got to make a stop somewhere first, though.
Come on, honey bunny.
Where are we?
You don't have to come in.
You can wait in the truck.
So you're not gonna kill me?
Relax.
I'll be right back.
Just listen to the radio.
Holy fuck.
Deer Lady's real.
I'm coming.
Let go of that!
Hello, young lady.
Hello.
Best come in out of the cold.
I-I'm sure you're thirsty, uh…
I'll get you some water.
Oh, shit.
Come on, come on, come on. Pick up.
Mom?
Fuck yes!
Yeah, h… ok… yeah, yeah, I'm okay.
I'm okay, I'm…
Look, Mom, I am so sorry, all right?
I, for real, got lost this time.
Mom… I know, I'll explain everything when I get home.
Okay? I'll be home soon.
Yeah.
You caught me here being nostalgic.
Looking at these old pictures.
You know, it's funny.
It's all we leave, really.
Ain't it? Pictures?
Thank God we don't have pictures of everything.
We don't get many visitors anymore.
You're young.
It must be strange
seeing such an old man.
She's running. She's running!
You'll die out there!
There's nothing out there but the devil, child.
We need to find them and soon.
It gets dangerous out here at night.
Yep.
Sister Jenson?
Haven't heard her in a while.
Let's get her and go back.
That girl's long gone by now.
Eh, she'll die out here.
Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ.
I-I have one son.
He's pretty pathetic.
It's all here.
There's a whole life.
Everything.
I wasn't a good father.
Was hardly around.
I gave in to the drink for most of my life.
Eh, most men lived like me would be dead by now.
Good?
Yeah.
You good?
Mm-hmm.
Cool.
Thank you.
Thank you, sir.
Did you kill somebody at that house?
I killed a human wolf.
You're gonna be okay, Bear.
And don't you worry about becoming your dad.
Your mama saw to that.
And remember to keep smiling.
They can't stop you from smiling.
Adieu.
Yeah!
Yo, Bear, is that your new girl?
She fine.
- That was Deer Lady. - Nuh-uh.
Oh, man, we should've gave her a CD.
- For real, though. - Good to see y'all again, man.
Hey, man. You, too, man. Hey.
You know your mom gonna whup that butt, right?
Man, I know.
Hey, put everything in your back pocket, it won't hurt as much.
Check y'all later.