1 00:00:03,166 --> 00:00:04,459 Morty, you got to come on. 2 00:00:04,542 --> 00:00:06,002 You got to come with me. 3 00:00:06,086 --> 00:00:06,920 What's going on? 4 00:00:07,003 --> 00:00:07,921 I got a surprise for you, Morty. 5 00:00:08,004 --> 00:00:08,797 It's the middle of the night. 6 00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:10,590 I got a surprise for you. 7 00:00:10,673 --> 00:00:11,591 Ow! 8 00:00:11,674 --> 00:00:13,468 Ow! You're tugging me too hard. 9 00:00:13,551 --> 00:00:14,469 I got a surprise for you, Morty. 10 00:00:17,514 --> 00:00:19,057 What do you what do you 11 00:00:19,140 --> 00:00:21,059 think of this flying vehicle, Morty? 12 00:00:21,142 --> 00:00:22,727 I built it out of stuff I found in the garage. 13 00:00:22,811 --> 00:00:24,187 Yeah, Rick, it's — it's great. 14 00:00:24,270 --> 00:00:25,355 Is this the surprise? 15 00:00:25,438 --> 00:00:27,524 Morty, I had to — I had to do — 16 00:00:27,607 --> 00:00:29,192 I had to — I had to — 17 00:00:29,275 --> 00:00:30,193 I had to make a bomb, Morty. 18 00:00:30,276 --> 00:00:31,194 I had to create a bomb. 19 00:00:31,277 --> 00:00:32,195 What? A bomb? 20 00:00:32,278 --> 00:00:33,530 We're gonna drop it down there — 21 00:00:33,613 --> 00:00:34,489 Just get a whole fresh start, Morty. 22 00:00:34,572 --> 00:00:36,074 Create a whole fresh start. 23 00:00:36,157 --> 00:00:37,242 T-t-that's absolutely crazy! 24 00:00:37,325 --> 00:00:38,368 Come on, Morty. Just take it easy, Morty. 25 00:00:38,451 --> 00:00:39,911 It's gonna be good. 26 00:00:39,994 --> 00:00:41,913 Right now, we're gonna go pick up your tittle friend Jessica. 27 00:00:41,996 --> 00:00:42,997 Jessica? 28 00:00:43,081 --> 00:00:44,207 From my math class? 29 00:00:44,290 --> 00:00:46,084 When I drop the bomb, I don't — 30 00:00:46,167 --> 00:00:47,710 You know, I want you to have somebody, 31 00:00:47,794 --> 00:00:49,629 you know — I want you to have the thing — 32 00:00:49,712 --> 00:00:50,964 I'm gonna make it like a new Adam and Eve, 33 00:00:51,047 --> 00:00:52,048 and you're gonna be Adam. 34 00:00:53,258 --> 00:00:55,802 And Jessica's gonna be Eve, and so that's the surprise, Morty. 35 00:00:55,885 --> 00:00:56,970 No, you can't! 36 00:00:57,053 --> 00:00:58,388 J-Jessica doesn't even know I exist. 37 00:00:58,471 --> 00:00:59,639 But — but — but forget about that, 38 00:00:59,722 --> 00:01:01,266 because you can't blow up humanity. 39 00:01:01,349 --> 00:01:02,809 I-I get what you're trying to say, M-Morty. 40 00:01:02,892 --> 00:01:04,436 Listen, I'm not — you don't — 41 00:01:04,519 --> 00:01:06,646 y-y-you don't got to worry about me trying to fool around with — 42 00:01:06,729 --> 00:01:08,731 with Jessica or mess around with Jessica or anything. 43 00:01:08,815 --> 00:01:10,150 I'm — I'm not that kind of guy, Morty. 44 00:01:10,233 --> 00:01:11,526 What are you talking about, Rick? 45 00:01:11,609 --> 00:01:13,111 You — you — you don't have to worry about me getting 46 00:01:13,194 --> 00:01:14,404 with Jessica or anything. 47 00:01:14,487 --> 00:01:16,906 She — she — she — she — she's all for you, Morty. 48 00:01:16,990 --> 00:01:19,075 I don't care about Jessica! 49 00:01:19,159 --> 00:01:20,285 You know what, Morty? You're right. 50 00:01:20,368 --> 00:01:21,953 Let's forget the girl all together. 51 00:01:22,036 --> 00:01:23,538 She — she's probably nothing but trouble, anyways. 52 00:01:23,621 --> 00:01:25,039 Arming Neutrino bomb. 53 00:01:25,123 --> 00:01:25,957 That's it — That's it, Rick. 54 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:26,833 I'm taking the wheel. 55 00:01:26,916 --> 00:01:28,084 Get off of me, Morty! 56 00:01:28,168 --> 00:01:29,544 I'm taking charge of this situation, buddy. 57 00:01:29,627 --> 00:01:30,837 What's gotten into you? 58 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:32,255 I'm — I'm — I'm — 59 00:01:32,338 --> 00:01:34,632 I'm not gonna stand around like some sort of dumb... 60 00:01:34,716 --> 00:01:35,967 What are you, crazy? 61 00:01:36,050 --> 00:01:37,427 person and just let you blow up the whole word. 62 00:01:37,510 --> 00:01:38,344 All right, all right. 63 00:01:38,428 --> 00:01:39,762 I'll — I'll land. 64 00:01:39,846 --> 00:01:40,680 I'll land. I'll land. 65 00:01:40,763 --> 00:01:41,556 I'll land the thing. 66 00:01:41,639 --> 00:01:42,557 I'll land the thing. 67 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:44,058 Big tough guy all of a sudden. 68 00:01:47,812 --> 00:01:48,980 We'll park it right here, Morty. 69 00:01:49,063 --> 00:01:50,315 Right here on the s-side of the r-road here. 70 00:01:50,398 --> 00:01:51,274 Oh, thank God. 71 00:01:51,357 --> 00:01:52,233 You know what? 72 00:01:52,317 --> 00:01:54,027 That was all a test, Morty. 73 00:01:54,110 --> 00:01:57,071 Just an elaborate test to make you more assertive. 74 00:01:57,155 --> 00:01:58,031 It was? 75 00:01:58,114 --> 00:01:59,073 Sure. Why not? 76 00:01:59,157 --> 00:02:00,158 I don't — I don't know. 77 00:02:00,241 --> 00:02:01,117 You — you know what, Mo— 78 00:02:02,368 --> 00:02:03,661 Neutrino bomb armed. 79 00:02:04,787 --> 00:02:05,914 Um... 80 00:02:40,698 --> 00:02:43,993 I see there's a new episode of that singing show tonight. 81 00:02:44,077 --> 00:02:46,871 Who do you guys think is gonna be the best singer? 82 00:02:46,955 --> 00:02:48,081 Oh, my God. His head is in his food. 83 00:02:48,164 --> 00:02:49,082 I'm going to puke. 84 00:02:49,165 --> 00:02:50,583 Morty, are you getting sick? 85 00:02:50,667 --> 00:02:52,752 I told you not to practice-kiss the living-room pillow. 86 00:02:52,835 --> 00:02:53,962 The dog sleeps on it. 87 00:02:54,045 --> 00:02:55,713 I wasn't kissing a pillow, Mom. 88 00:02:55,797 --> 00:02:58,216 I just — I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. 89 00:02:58,299 --> 00:03:00,343 Maybe my dreams were just too loud or something. 90 00:03:00,426 --> 00:03:02,554 Or maybe you were out all night again with grandpa Rick. 91 00:03:02,637 --> 00:03:03,471 What? 92 00:03:03,555 --> 00:03:04,347 Dad? 93 00:03:04,430 --> 00:03:06,224 What, so everyone's supposed to sleep every single night now? 94 00:03:06,307 --> 00:03:08,476 You realize that nighttime makes up half of all time? 95 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:09,394 Damn it! 96 00:03:09,477 --> 00:03:10,645 - Jerry! - Beth! 97 00:03:10,728 --> 00:03:11,771 Oh, my God. My parents are so loud. 98 00:03:11,854 --> 00:03:12,814 I want to die. 99 00:03:12,897 --> 00:03:14,232 Mm, there is no God, Summer. 100 00:03:14,315 --> 00:03:16,109 You got to rip that band-aid off now. You'll thank me later. 101 00:03:16,192 --> 00:03:17,944 Okay, with all due respect, Rick — 102 00:03:18,027 --> 00:03:19,862 What am I talking about? What respect is due? 103 00:03:19,946 --> 00:03:23,533 How is my son supposed to pass his classes if you keep dragging 104 00:03:23,616 --> 00:03:26,244 him off for high-concept sci-fi rigamarole? 105 00:03:26,327 --> 00:03:28,621 Listen, Jerry, I-I don't want to overstep my bounds or anything. 106 00:03:28,705 --> 00:03:30,248 It's your house. It's your world. 107 00:03:30,331 --> 00:03:31,374 You're a real Julius Caesar. 108 00:03:31,457 --> 00:03:32,542 But I'll tell you some— tell you how — 109 00:03:32,625 --> 00:03:33,793 how I feel about school, Jerry. 110 00:03:33,876 --> 00:03:35,128 It's a waste of time — 111 00:03:35,211 --> 00:03:36,546 A bunch of people running around, 112 00:03:36,629 --> 00:03:37,672 bumping into each other. 113 00:03:37,755 --> 00:03:39,424 G-guy up front says, "Two plus two." 114 00:03:39,507 --> 00:03:41,259 The people in the back say, "Four." 115 00:03:41,342 --> 00:03:43,428 Then the bell rings, and they give you a carton of milk 116 00:03:43,511 --> 00:03:46,639 and a piece of paper that says you can go take a dump or something. 117 00:03:46,723 --> 00:03:49,142 I mean, it's — it's not a place for smart people, Jerry. 118 00:03:49,225 --> 00:03:50,351 And I know that's not a popular opinion, 119 00:03:50,435 --> 00:03:53,563 but it's my two cents on the issue. 120 00:03:53,646 --> 00:03:55,273 This was a good breakfast, Beth. 121 00:03:55,356 --> 00:03:57,400 You really made the crap out of those eggs. 122 00:03:57,483 --> 00:03:59,694 I wish your mother was here to eat them. 123 00:03:59,777 --> 00:04:01,070 Oh, Dad. 124 00:04:01,154 --> 00:04:01,946 What? 125 00:04:02,030 --> 00:04:03,906 For real? 126 00:04:03,990 --> 00:04:05,658 All right, now, everybody get settled. 127 00:04:05,742 --> 00:04:07,410 Get away from the windows! 128 00:04:07,493 --> 00:04:08,661 Now, look, we're gonna be 129 00:04:08,745 --> 00:04:10,622 dealing with some real serious stuff today. 130 00:04:10,705 --> 00:04:12,582 You might have heard of it. It's catted math. 131 00:04:12,665 --> 00:04:14,709 And without it, none of us would even exist, 132 00:04:14,792 --> 00:04:16,919 so let's jump right in — two plus two. 133 00:04:17,003 --> 00:04:18,004 Jessica. 134 00:04:18,087 --> 00:04:19,464 Five plus five. 135 00:04:19,547 --> 00:04:20,757 Tenssica. 136 00:04:20,840 --> 00:04:21,758 Okay, good. 137 00:04:21,841 --> 00:04:22,925 It's time for the quiz. 138 00:04:24,093 --> 00:04:25,303 Yeah, you know what? Aw, too bad! 139 00:04:25,386 --> 00:04:26,429 Tough! 140 00:04:26,512 --> 00:04:28,681 First row, take one. Pass it back for me. 141 00:04:28,765 --> 00:04:30,558 The stakes are high in this room. 142 00:04:30,642 --> 00:04:33,895 There's crucial things happening here every day. 143 00:04:33,978 --> 00:04:34,854 People getting smarter. 144 00:04:34,937 --> 00:04:35,980 Some of y'all getting dumber. 145 00:04:36,064 --> 00:04:38,316 Some of y'all ain't gonna see 3:00. 146 00:04:40,109 --> 00:04:41,819 Hi, Morty. 147 00:04:41,903 --> 00:04:42,862 Whoa! 148 00:04:42,945 --> 00:04:44,030 Hi, Jessica. 149 00:04:44,113 --> 00:04:45,448 Can I show these to you? 150 00:04:45,531 --> 00:04:46,407 Wow. 151 00:04:46,491 --> 00:04:47,575 Th-they're both great. 152 00:04:47,659 --> 00:04:48,576 Thank you. 153 00:04:48,660 --> 00:04:49,619 You know what I named these? 154 00:04:49,702 --> 00:04:50,912 My tittle Morties. 155 00:04:50,995 --> 00:04:53,790 Uh, that's flattering... and a tittle weird. 156 00:04:53,873 --> 00:04:55,833 Do you know what I want you to do with them? 157 00:04:55,917 --> 00:04:56,876 Rename them? 158 00:04:56,959 --> 00:04:58,336 Squeeze them. 159 00:04:58,419 --> 00:04:59,504 Manhandle them. 160 00:04:59,587 --> 00:05:00,630 Give them the business. 161 00:05:00,713 --> 00:05:02,090 See if you can shuffle them. 162 00:05:02,173 --> 00:05:04,384 I mean, really get in there and knock them around. 163 00:05:04,467 --> 00:05:05,635 No wrong answers. 164 00:05:05,718 --> 00:05:06,511 Wow. 165 00:05:06,594 --> 00:05:07,887 Well, okay, Jessica. 166 00:05:07,970 --> 00:05:09,347 L-let's give this a shot. 167 00:05:09,430 --> 00:05:10,598 Mm. 168 00:05:10,682 --> 00:05:11,683 Oh, Morty. 169 00:05:11,766 --> 00:05:13,226 What are you doing to me? 170 00:05:13,309 --> 00:05:15,478 Uh, I-I'm just doing my best. 171 00:05:15,561 --> 00:05:16,521 Morty! 172 00:05:16,604 --> 00:05:17,438 What are you doing to me? 173 00:05:17,522 --> 00:05:18,356 Jessica. 174 00:05:18,439 --> 00:05:19,482 Morty! 175 00:05:19,565 --> 00:05:21,567 Jessica. 176 00:05:21,651 --> 00:05:23,611 Five more minutes of this, and I'm gonna get mad. 177 00:05:23,695 --> 00:05:25,571 Je-Jessica. 178 00:05:25,655 --> 00:05:26,864 Jessica. 179 00:05:26,948 --> 00:05:28,116 Not my fault this is happening. 180 00:05:30,535 --> 00:05:32,245 Well, well, well. 181 00:05:32,328 --> 00:05:33,246 Uh, morning, Frank. 182 00:05:33,329 --> 00:05:34,372 "Morning"? 183 00:05:34,455 --> 00:05:35,373 What was — what is that supposed to mean? 184 00:05:35,456 --> 00:05:36,582 You making fun of me? 185 00:05:36,666 --> 00:05:37,792 Are you trying to say my family's poor? 186 00:05:37,875 --> 00:05:38,918 Oh, geez, Frank. 187 00:05:39,001 --> 00:05:40,336 I don't know if a knife is necessary. 188 00:05:40,420 --> 00:05:42,755 I mean, you know, y-you kind of had things handled without it. 189 00:05:42,839 --> 00:05:45,091 You telling me how to bully now? 190 00:05:45,174 --> 00:05:46,551 Big mistake, Morty. 191 00:05:46,634 --> 00:05:50,888 And now I'm gonna cut you, 'cause my family's rich. 192 00:05:52,515 --> 00:05:53,850 There you are, Morty. 193 00:05:53,933 --> 00:05:55,101 Listen to me. 194 00:05:55,184 --> 00:05:56,811 I got an errand to run in a whole different dimension. 195 00:05:56,894 --> 00:05:58,396 I need an extra pair of hands. 196 00:05:58,479 --> 00:05:59,605 Oh, geez, Rick. 197 00:05:59,689 --> 00:06:01,023 W-what'd you do to Frank? 198 00:06:01,107 --> 00:06:02,483 It's pretty obvious, Morty. I froze him. 199 00:06:02,567 --> 00:06:04,402 Now listen — I need your help, Morty. 200 00:06:04,485 --> 00:06:06,028 I mean, we got — we got to get — 201 00:06:06,112 --> 00:06:08,072 get the hell out of here and go take care of business. 202 00:06:09,741 --> 00:06:11,200 It's important. Come on, Morty. 203 00:06:11,284 --> 00:06:12,243 I don't know, Rick. 204 00:06:12,326 --> 00:06:13,536 I-I can't leave school again. 205 00:06:13,619 --> 00:06:14,996 Do you have any concept of how much higher the stakes 206 00:06:15,079 --> 00:06:16,289 get out there, Morty? 207 00:06:16,372 --> 00:06:17,790 What do you think — I can just do it all by myself? 208 00:06:17,874 --> 00:06:18,750 Come on! 209 00:06:18,833 --> 00:06:19,876 Aw, geez. Okay. 210 00:06:19,959 --> 00:06:21,252 I guess I can skip History. 211 00:06:21,335 --> 00:06:22,795 What about Frank? 212 00:06:22,879 --> 00:06:23,963 I mean, shouldn't you unfreeze him? 213 00:06:24,046 --> 00:06:25,256 I'll do it later, Morty. 214 00:06:25,339 --> 00:06:26,299 He'll be fine. 215 00:06:26,382 --> 00:06:29,177 Let's go. 216 00:06:29,260 --> 00:06:31,179 Oh, my God. 217 00:06:31,262 --> 00:06:33,723 I'm about to walk past Frank Palicky. 218 00:06:33,806 --> 00:06:36,893 This is the story we'll be telling our children. 219 00:06:36,976 --> 00:06:38,186 Hi, Frank. 220 00:06:40,062 --> 00:06:42,482 Aah! 221 00:06:44,066 --> 00:06:45,902 Scalpel. 222 00:06:45,985 --> 00:06:47,069 Scalpel. 223 00:06:47,153 --> 00:06:48,279 Knock, knock. 224 00:06:48,362 --> 00:06:49,447 Jerry? 225 00:06:49,530 --> 00:06:51,532 My manager gave me an hour for lunch, and I thought, 226 00:06:51,616 --> 00:06:53,910 "Hey, why not swing by where your wife works? " 227 00:06:53,993 --> 00:06:55,620 We're losing him. 228 00:06:55,703 --> 00:06:56,996 Okay, he's back. 229 00:06:57,079 --> 00:06:59,457 Jerry, please tell me you're here for an incredibly urgent reason. 230 00:06:59,540 --> 00:07:01,000 Well, it's lunch. 231 00:07:01,083 --> 00:07:03,878 I mean, it's one of three meals that have existed for millennia. 232 00:07:03,961 --> 00:07:05,004 Losing him. 233 00:07:05,087 --> 00:07:06,255 Stabilized. 234 00:07:06,339 --> 00:07:08,800 Okay, I only ask, Jerry, because, as you know, 235 00:07:08,883 --> 00:07:11,344 my job involves performing heart surgery. 236 00:07:11,427 --> 00:07:12,762 Well, yeah, on horses. 237 00:07:12,845 --> 00:07:13,888 Excuse me? 238 00:07:13,971 --> 00:07:15,681 Okay. Let's not rehash that fight. 239 00:07:15,765 --> 00:07:18,518 I sense that you're busy and will now be on my way. 240 00:07:18,601 --> 00:07:19,685 Whoa! 241 00:07:19,769 --> 00:07:21,270 What is this on the floor? 242 00:07:21,354 --> 00:07:24,816 Some kind of literature for a really nice-looking nursing home. 243 00:07:24,899 --> 00:07:26,567 Hey, honey, crazy idea — bad pitch — 244 00:07:26,651 --> 00:07:28,027 let's put your Dad here. 245 00:07:28,110 --> 00:07:29,487 Let's put your Dad in a nursing home. 246 00:07:30,571 --> 00:07:31,489 We're losing him. 247 00:07:31,572 --> 00:07:32,490 Hey, Tom. 248 00:07:32,573 --> 00:07:33,533 We know when we're losing him. 249 00:07:33,616 --> 00:07:34,909 We can hear the beeps! 250 00:07:36,202 --> 00:07:37,119 There she is. All right. 251 00:07:37,203 --> 00:07:38,412 Come on, Morty. Let's go. 252 00:07:38,496 --> 00:07:39,372 Oh, geez. 253 00:07:39,455 --> 00:07:40,706 Okay. 254 00:07:42,041 --> 00:07:43,501 Oh, man, Rick. 255 00:07:43,584 --> 00:07:44,877 What is this place? 256 00:07:44,961 --> 00:07:47,588 It's dimension 35C, and it's got the perfect 257 00:07:47,672 --> 00:07:50,633 climate conditions for a special type of tree, Morty, 258 00:07:50,716 --> 00:07:52,009 called a Mega tree, 259 00:07:52,093 --> 00:07:53,386 and there's fruit in those trees, 260 00:07:53,469 --> 00:07:54,929 and there's seeds in those fruits. 261 00:07:55,012 --> 00:07:56,389 I'm talking about Mega seeds. 262 00:07:56,472 --> 00:07:58,683 They're — they're incredibly powerful, 263 00:07:58,766 --> 00:08:00,852 and I need them to help me with my research, Morty. 264 00:08:00,935 --> 00:08:02,854 Oh, man, Rick. I'm looking around this place, 265 00:08:02,937 --> 00:08:04,689 and I'm starting to work up some anxiety about this whole thing. 266 00:08:04,772 --> 00:08:05,773 All right. All right. Calm down. 267 00:08:05,857 --> 00:08:06,983 Listen to me, Morty. 268 00:08:07,066 --> 00:08:09,277 I know that new situations can be intimidating. 269 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:11,654 You're looking around, and it's all scary and different, but, 270 00:08:11,737 --> 00:08:14,532 you know, m-meeting them head on, charging right into them 271 00:08:14,615 --> 00:08:16,784 like a bull — that's how we grow as people. 272 00:08:16,868 --> 00:08:18,619 I'm no stranger to scary situations. 273 00:08:18,703 --> 00:08:20,079 I deal with them all the time. 274 00:08:20,162 --> 00:08:22,331 Now, if you just stick with me, Morty, we're gonna be — 275 00:08:22,415 --> 00:08:23,833 Holy crap, Morty, run! 276 00:08:25,042 --> 00:08:26,961 I never seen that thing before in my life. 277 00:08:27,044 --> 00:08:28,462 I don't even know what the hell it is! 278 00:08:28,546 --> 00:08:29,797 We got to get out of here, Morty! 279 00:08:29,881 --> 00:08:30,756 It's gonna kill us! 280 00:08:30,840 --> 00:08:31,841 We're gonna die! 281 00:08:31,924 --> 00:08:33,092 We're gonna die, Morty! 282 00:08:35,386 --> 00:08:37,013 Oh, Morty, take a deep breath. 283 00:08:37,096 --> 00:08:39,098 Breathe that — breathe that fresh air in, Morty. 284 00:08:39,181 --> 00:08:40,391 Y-you smell that? 285 00:08:40,474 --> 00:08:42,018 That's the smell of adventure, Morty. 286 00:08:42,101 --> 00:08:44,437 That's — that's the smell of — of — of — of a whole different 287 00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:46,522 evolutionary time line. 288 00:08:46,606 --> 00:08:47,690 All right, Rick, look — 289 00:08:47,773 --> 00:08:49,108 how much longer is this gonna be? 290 00:08:49,191 --> 00:08:50,401 Shouldn't I be back at school by now? 291 00:08:50,484 --> 00:08:51,611 Are you joking me? 292 00:08:51,694 --> 00:08:54,113 I mean, look at all the crazy crap surrounding us. 293 00:08:54,196 --> 00:08:55,323 Look at that thing right there. 294 00:08:55,406 --> 00:08:56,782 W-what the hell is that thing? 295 00:08:56,866 --> 00:08:58,451 You think you're gonna see that kind of thing at school? 296 00:08:58,534 --> 00:09:00,119 Look at it just lumbering around. 297 00:09:00,202 --> 00:09:02,788 It defies all logic — that thing. 298 00:09:02,872 --> 00:09:03,873 Yeah, Rick, I get it. 299 00:09:03,956 --> 00:09:05,374 We're surrounded by monsters. 300 00:09:05,458 --> 00:09:07,251 That's kind of the reason why I want to leave. 301 00:09:07,335 --> 00:09:08,169 Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta. 302 00:09:08,252 --> 00:09:11,380 Morty, you see this? 303 00:09:11,464 --> 00:09:13,424 You see what we just stumbled upon, Morty? 304 00:09:13,507 --> 00:09:14,634 Any idea what that is down there? 305 00:09:14,717 --> 00:09:15,801 The Mega trees? 306 00:09:15,885 --> 00:09:17,178 That's right, Morty — the Mega trees 307 00:09:17,261 --> 00:09:18,596 with the Mega fruit on them. 308 00:09:18,679 --> 00:09:20,056 And that's what I'm talking about, Morty. 309 00:09:20,139 --> 00:09:21,515 That's where my seeds are. 310 00:09:21,599 --> 00:09:22,642 If we would have done what you wanted, 311 00:09:22,725 --> 00:09:23,976 I would have never have found them, 312 00:09:24,060 --> 00:09:25,728 because y— because you're so in love with school. 313 00:09:25,811 --> 00:09:27,063 All right, all right. 314 00:09:27,146 --> 00:09:28,981 So, what's so special about these seeds, anyways? 315 00:09:29,065 --> 00:09:30,733 You ask a lot of questions, Morty. 316 00:09:30,816 --> 00:09:32,068 Not very charismatic. 317 00:09:32,151 --> 00:09:33,527 It makes you kind of an under— 318 00:09:33,611 --> 00:09:35,029 underfoot figure. 319 00:09:35,112 --> 00:09:36,280 Just take these shoes, Morty. 320 00:09:36,364 --> 00:09:38,115 They're sp— special grappling shoes. 321 00:09:38,199 --> 00:09:40,451 When you're wearing these things — ba— these babies, 322 00:09:40,534 --> 00:09:43,162 you can basically just walk on any surface you want, Morty — 323 00:09:43,245 --> 00:09:45,164 up, down, below, turn around to the left. 324 00:09:45,247 --> 00:09:47,083 These things really bring it all together. 325 00:09:47,166 --> 00:09:48,793 Aah! 326 00:09:48,876 --> 00:09:50,044 You have to turn them on, Morty! 327 00:09:51,087 --> 00:09:52,338 The shoes have to be turned on! 328 00:09:52,421 --> 00:09:55,174 I am not putting my father in a home! 329 00:09:55,257 --> 00:09:57,134 He just came back into my life, 330 00:09:57,218 --> 00:10:00,638 and you want to grab him and stuff him under a mattress like 331 00:10:00,721 --> 00:10:02,181 last month's Victoria's Secret? 332 00:10:02,264 --> 00:10:04,725 I told you — I was ordering you something for Valentine's Day. 333 00:10:04,809 --> 00:10:09,480 More importantly, your father is a horrible influence on our son. 334 00:10:09,563 --> 00:10:10,815 Everything cool in here, Beth? 335 00:10:10,898 --> 00:10:11,732 It's fine, Davin. 336 00:10:11,816 --> 00:10:12,858 Okay, cool. 337 00:10:12,942 --> 00:10:14,360 You know, we did something great today. 338 00:10:14,443 --> 00:10:17,947 There's nothing more noble and free than the heart of a horse. 339 00:10:18,030 --> 00:10:20,449 Since we're fighting, if you ever have an affair 340 00:10:20,533 --> 00:10:22,034 with that guy, I will come to the hotel room 341 00:10:22,118 --> 00:10:24,578 and blow my brains out all over your naked bodies. 342 00:10:24,662 --> 00:10:27,623 Look, I appreciate the stress you're under, but 343 00:10:27,707 --> 00:10:30,001 Morty was having trouble in school way before my dad moved 344 00:10:30,084 --> 00:10:33,379 in, and the only influence I can see Rick having is that, 345 00:10:33,462 --> 00:10:36,590 for the first time in his life, Morty has a friend. 346 00:10:39,176 --> 00:10:40,636 Well, maybe you're right. 347 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:42,722 Uh, yeah, maybe I am. 348 00:10:42,805 --> 00:10:43,723 I'm my father's daughter. 349 00:10:43,806 --> 00:10:44,807 I'm smart. 350 00:10:44,890 --> 00:10:45,766 Why do you think I'm a heart surgeon? 351 00:10:45,850 --> 00:10:46,684 Horse heart surgeon. 352 00:10:46,767 --> 00:10:48,102 - Hello? - Mrs. Smith? 353 00:10:48,185 --> 00:10:49,729 This is Principal Vagina — no relation. 354 00:10:49,812 --> 00:10:51,564 I wonder if you and Morty's father might be able to have 355 00:10:51,647 --> 00:10:52,732 a chat with me this afternoon? 356 00:10:55,568 --> 00:10:57,987 Morty, oh, you really d-did a number on your legs right now. 357 00:10:59,321 --> 00:11:00,531 You know, you got to turn the shoes on, Morty, 358 00:11:00,614 --> 00:11:01,782 for them to work. 359 00:11:01,866 --> 00:11:02,992 Yeah, look — I turned mine on. 360 00:11:03,075 --> 00:11:04,326 I had no problem getting down here. 361 00:11:04,410 --> 00:11:05,911 It was a leisurely breeze. 362 00:11:05,995 --> 00:11:07,246 I'm in a lot of pain, Rick. 363 00:11:07,329 --> 00:11:08,748 Yeah, I can see that. 364 00:11:08,831 --> 00:11:11,667 But do you think you'll still be able to help me collect 365 00:11:11,751 --> 00:11:12,960 my seeds, Morty? 366 00:11:13,044 --> 00:11:13,961 Are you kidding me? 367 00:11:14,045 --> 00:11:14,962 That's it, Rick! 368 00:11:15,046 --> 00:11:16,297 That's the last straw! 369 00:11:16,380 --> 00:11:18,257 I can't believe this — I'm sitting here with both 370 00:11:18,340 --> 00:11:20,009 of my legs broken, and you're still asking me 371 00:11:20,092 --> 00:11:21,635 about getting those seeds? 372 00:11:21,719 --> 00:11:23,179 Ooh! Ow! Oh! 373 00:11:23,262 --> 00:11:24,555 Y-y-you're a monster. 374 00:11:24,638 --> 00:11:26,307 Y-you're like Hitter, but — 375 00:11:26,390 --> 00:11:28,434 but even Hitler cared about Germany or something. 376 00:11:28,517 --> 00:11:30,144 Okay, hold on just a second, Morty. 377 00:11:37,610 --> 00:11:41,614 Ooh. 378 00:11:41,697 --> 00:11:45,242 Ohh. 379 00:11:49,663 --> 00:11:51,332 Ooh. 380 00:11:52,374 --> 00:11:53,584 Wow, Rick. 381 00:11:53,667 --> 00:11:56,128 That stuff just healed my broken legs instantly. 382 00:11:56,212 --> 00:11:59,423 I mean, I've never felt so good in my life. 383 00:11:59,507 --> 00:12:00,424 Thank you. 384 00:12:00,508 --> 00:12:01,759 Don't worry about it, Morty. 385 00:12:01,842 --> 00:12:03,719 Just come help me get these seeds, all right, buddy? 386 00:12:03,803 --> 00:12:04,970 Sure thing, Rick. 387 00:12:05,054 --> 00:12:06,555 Not that you asked, Morty, but what just happened 388 00:12:06,639 --> 00:12:09,517 there is I went into a future dimension with such advanced 389 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:11,811 medicine that they had broken-leg serum at every 390 00:12:11,894 --> 00:12:13,187 corner drugstore. 391 00:12:13,270 --> 00:12:14,438 The stuff was all over the place, Morty. 392 00:12:14,522 --> 00:12:16,023 Wow, that's pretty crazy, Rick. 393 00:12:16,107 --> 00:12:17,441 There's just one problem, Morty — 394 00:12:17,525 --> 00:12:18,651 one little hang-up. 395 00:12:18,734 --> 00:12:20,319 The dimension I visited was so advanced, 396 00:12:20,402 --> 00:12:22,530 they had also halted the aging process, 397 00:12:22,613 --> 00:12:24,031 and everyone there was young, Morty, 398 00:12:24,115 --> 00:12:25,241 and they had been forever. 399 00:12:25,324 --> 00:12:26,909 I was the only old person there, Morty. 400 00:12:26,992 --> 00:12:29,120 It was like I was some sort of, you know, celebrity, 401 00:12:29,203 --> 00:12:30,371 walking around. 402 00:12:30,454 --> 00:12:31,831 I-I was fascinating to them. 403 00:12:31,914 --> 00:12:34,166 There were a lot of attractive women there, Morty, and they — 404 00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:35,835 they — they — they all wanted time with me. 405 00:12:35,918 --> 00:12:37,670 I had a lot of fun with a lot of young ladies, 406 00:12:37,753 --> 00:12:39,338 but I spent so much time there, 407 00:12:39,421 --> 00:12:40,798 my interdimensional portal device — 408 00:12:40,881 --> 00:12:42,508 it's got no charge left, Morty. 409 00:12:42,591 --> 00:12:43,551 It's got no charge Left. 410 00:12:43,634 --> 00:12:44,468 What? 411 00:12:44,552 --> 00:12:45,636 It's as good as garbage, Morty. 412 00:12:45,719 --> 00:12:46,679 It's not gonna work anymore, Morty. 413 00:12:46,762 --> 00:12:47,847 Oh, geez, Rick, that's not good. 414 00:12:47,930 --> 00:12:49,557 W-what are we gonna do? 415 00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:51,725 I-I have to be back at school right now. 416 00:12:51,809 --> 00:12:53,018 How are we gonna get back home? 417 00:12:53,102 --> 00:12:54,645 There's ways to get back home, Morty. 418 00:12:54,728 --> 00:12:56,605 It's just — it's just gonna be a little bit of a hassle. 419 00:12:56,689 --> 00:12:58,440 We're gonna have to go through Interdimensional Customs, 420 00:12:58,524 --> 00:13:00,943 so you're gonna have to do me a real solid. 421 00:13:01,026 --> 00:13:01,944 Uh-oh. 422 00:13:02,027 --> 00:13:03,279 When we get to Customs, 423 00:13:03,362 --> 00:13:05,364 I'm gonna need you to take these seeds into the bathroom, 424 00:13:05,447 --> 00:13:06,907 and I'm gonna need you to put them way up 425 00:13:06,991 --> 00:13:07,908 inside your butthole, Morty. 426 00:13:07,992 --> 00:13:09,201 In my butt? 427 00:13:09,285 --> 00:13:10,911 Put them way up inside there, as far as they can fit. 428 00:13:10,995 --> 00:13:12,121 Oh, geez, Rick. 429 00:13:12,204 --> 00:13:13,414 I really don't want to have to do that. 430 00:13:13,497 --> 00:13:14,957 Well, somebody's got to do it, Morty. 431 00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:17,960 Th-these seeds aren't gonna get through Customs unless they're 432 00:13:18,043 --> 00:13:19,003 in someone's rectum, Morty. 433 00:13:20,171 --> 00:13:21,255 And they'll fail right out of mine. 434 00:13:21,338 --> 00:13:22,923 I've done this too many times, Morty. 435 00:13:23,007 --> 00:13:24,133 I mean, you're young. 436 00:13:24,216 --> 00:13:26,051 You've got your whole life ahead of you, 437 00:13:26,135 --> 00:13:28,304 and your anal cavity is still taut, yet mailable. 438 00:13:28,387 --> 00:13:29,722 You got to do it for Grandpa, Morty. 439 00:13:29,805 --> 00:13:31,557 Y-you've got to put these seeds inside your butt. 440 00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:32,433 In my butt? 441 00:13:32,516 --> 00:13:33,350 Come on, Morty. 442 00:13:33,434 --> 00:13:34,268 Please, Morty. 443 00:13:34,351 --> 00:13:35,394 You have to do it, Morty. 444 00:13:35,477 --> 00:13:36,395 Oh, man. 445 00:13:37,855 --> 00:13:40,191 The fact is, your son, Morty, has attended this school for a 446 00:13:40,274 --> 00:13:42,651 total of seven hours over the last two months. 447 00:13:42,735 --> 00:13:44,278 What? Why didn't you notify us? 448 00:13:44,361 --> 00:13:46,155 I done been notifying you. 449 00:13:46,238 --> 00:13:47,531 Have you not been getting the messages 450 00:13:47,615 --> 00:13:48,949 I've been leaving with Morty's grandfather? 451 00:13:49,033 --> 00:13:50,117 Boom! 452 00:13:50,201 --> 00:13:51,744 Told you! In your face! 453 00:13:51,827 --> 00:13:53,621 He is ruining our child! 454 00:13:53,704 --> 00:13:55,122 Wait, what am I cerebrating? 455 00:13:55,206 --> 00:13:56,832 Yeah, see, I thought something was fishy there, 456 00:13:56,916 --> 00:13:58,292 because it's usually Morty's grandpa that's taking 457 00:13:58,375 --> 00:13:59,168 him out of school. 458 00:13:59,251 --> 00:14:00,169 Summer? 459 00:14:00,252 --> 00:14:03,589 What kind of God lets this happen? 460 00:14:03,672 --> 00:14:04,757 We had a little incident. 461 00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:06,467 A student was frozen to death. 462 00:14:06,550 --> 00:14:09,595 And there's no evidence that a Latino student did it! 463 00:14:09,678 --> 00:14:11,263 Everyone wants to take this to a racial place. 464 00:14:11,347 --> 00:14:12,765 I won't let them. 465 00:14:12,848 --> 00:14:16,810 The Glarp Zone is forfarping andunglarping only. 466 00:14:16,894 --> 00:14:19,813 So, I told him, "Give me the Blimfarx," you know? 467 00:14:19,897 --> 00:14:21,398 This — this guy — 468 00:14:21,482 --> 00:14:22,775 he doesn't understand interstellar currency. 469 00:14:22,858 --> 00:14:24,568 It's, like, I'm trying to eat a Flimflam — 470 00:14:24,652 --> 00:14:26,737 like, that's what we eat on Girvonesk. 471 00:14:26,820 --> 00:14:29,615 The glarp zone is for flarping andunglarping only. 472 00:14:29,698 --> 00:14:30,908 I don't like it here, Morty. 473 00:14:30,991 --> 00:14:32,243 I can't abide bureaucracy. 474 00:14:32,326 --> 00:14:34,036 I don't like being told where to go and what to do. 475 00:14:34,119 --> 00:14:35,454 I consider it a violation. 476 00:14:35,537 --> 00:14:37,039 Did you get those seeds all the way up your butt? 477 00:14:37,122 --> 00:14:38,165 Yeah, Rick. 478 00:14:38,249 --> 00:14:39,541 Let's just get this over with, okay? 479 00:14:39,625 --> 00:14:41,210 I mean, these things are pointy. They hurt. 480 00:14:41,293 --> 00:14:42,461 That means they're good ones. 481 00:14:42,544 --> 00:14:43,921 You're a good kid, Morty. 482 00:14:44,004 --> 00:14:46,215 Those Mega seeds are super valuable to my work. 483 00:14:46,298 --> 00:14:47,967 You've been a huge help to me. 484 00:14:48,050 --> 00:14:50,427 I'm gonna be able to do all kinds of things with them. 485 00:14:50,511 --> 00:14:52,346 It's gonna be great, Morty. 486 00:14:52,429 --> 00:14:53,555 All kinds of science. 487 00:14:53,639 --> 00:14:54,932 Okay, next through. 488 00:14:55,015 --> 00:14:56,809 Except you. You go over there. 489 00:14:56,892 --> 00:14:57,935 Why does he have to go over there? 490 00:14:58,018 --> 00:14:59,061 Random check. 491 00:14:59,144 --> 00:15:00,145 He's got to go through the new machine. 492 00:15:00,229 --> 00:15:01,230 What new — what new machine? 493 00:15:01,313 --> 00:15:02,356 It's a new machine. 494 00:15:02,439 --> 00:15:03,732 It detects stuff all the way up your butt. 495 00:15:03,816 --> 00:15:05,484 Run, Morty! Run! 496 00:15:05,567 --> 00:15:06,652 Aah! 497 00:15:06,735 --> 00:15:07,653 Red alert! 498 00:15:20,165 --> 00:15:21,917 Ohhhhh! 499 00:15:30,134 --> 00:15:31,677 Hey! Ohhhhhh. 500 00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:33,554 Aah! 501 00:15:33,637 --> 00:15:34,680 Don't think about it! 502 00:15:36,682 --> 00:15:38,350 Ooh! 503 00:15:41,145 --> 00:15:42,062 Oh, nice, Morty! 504 00:15:42,146 --> 00:15:43,397 The student becomes the teacher. 505 00:15:52,072 --> 00:15:53,324 Whoooooo! 506 00:15:53,407 --> 00:15:55,868 Aah! 507 00:15:55,951 --> 00:15:57,536 Aw, hell, no, dawg. 508 00:15:57,619 --> 00:15:58,829 You know me — I'm just trying to — 509 00:15:58,912 --> 00:16:01,081 Aah! 510 00:16:03,959 --> 00:16:06,003 I need to type in the coordinates to our home world, Morty. 511 00:16:06,086 --> 00:16:07,546 Cover me. - Oh, man. 512 00:16:07,629 --> 00:16:09,548 I mean, you know, I-I don't want to shoot nobody. 513 00:16:09,631 --> 00:16:10,716 They're just robots, Morty! 514 00:16:10,799 --> 00:16:11,884 It's okay to shoot them! 515 00:16:11,967 --> 00:16:12,968 They're robots! 516 00:16:13,052 --> 00:16:15,012 Aah! 517 00:16:15,095 --> 00:16:16,430 My leg is shot off! 518 00:16:16,513 --> 00:16:17,848 Glenn's bleeding to death! 519 00:16:17,931 --> 00:16:20,017 Someone call his wife and children! 520 00:16:20,100 --> 00:16:21,143 They're not robots, Rick! 521 00:16:21,226 --> 00:16:22,478 It's a figure of speech, Morty. 522 00:16:22,561 --> 00:16:23,520 They're bureaucrats. 523 00:16:23,604 --> 00:16:24,563 I don't respect them. 524 00:16:24,646 --> 00:16:25,814 Just keep shooting, Morty. 525 00:16:25,898 --> 00:16:28,484 You have no idea what prison is like here! 526 00:16:31,403 --> 00:16:32,905 Holy crap! This is insane! 527 00:16:43,248 --> 00:16:44,208 Come on, Morty! 528 00:16:44,291 --> 00:16:45,584 We got to get the hell out of here! 529 00:16:49,129 --> 00:16:51,131 Wow. 530 00:16:51,215 --> 00:16:53,550 Did you just come into the cafeteria through a portal? 531 00:16:53,634 --> 00:16:54,927 Uh, yeah. 532 00:16:55,010 --> 00:16:57,721 Well, you know, my — my Ferrari's in the shop. 533 00:16:59,264 --> 00:17:00,140 Ju— just kidding. 534 00:17:00,224 --> 00:17:01,809 You're Morty, right? - Yeah. 535 00:17:01,892 --> 00:17:02,976 You can get his number later. 536 00:17:03,060 --> 00:17:04,770 Come on, Morty. We got to get out of here. 537 00:17:04,853 --> 00:17:06,063 You got to get those seeds out of your ass. 538 00:17:06,146 --> 00:17:07,189 Oh, look, honey. 539 00:17:07,272 --> 00:17:09,483 It's our son with Albert Ein-douche. 540 00:17:09,566 --> 00:17:10,651 What? 541 00:17:10,734 --> 00:17:12,152 I'm an angry father, not an improvisor. 542 00:17:12,236 --> 00:17:13,445 Oh, hi, Jerry. 543 00:17:13,529 --> 00:17:15,114 Oh, my goodness, Morty! 544 00:17:15,197 --> 00:17:16,782 What are you doing out of class? 545 00:17:16,865 --> 00:17:18,075 We talked about this. 546 00:17:18,158 --> 00:17:19,952 Your — your parents and I are very disappointed in — 547 00:17:20,035 --> 00:17:22,621 in this behavior. 548 00:17:22,704 --> 00:17:24,498 No? No takers? 549 00:17:24,581 --> 00:17:26,667 You guys should really not be touching that stuff. 550 00:17:26,750 --> 00:17:27,709 It's beyond your reasoning. 551 00:17:27,793 --> 00:17:28,710 You're beyond our reasoning! 552 00:17:28,794 --> 00:17:30,087 Takes one to know one. 553 00:17:30,170 --> 00:17:34,591 Dad, how could you make my son miss an entire semester of school? 554 00:17:34,675 --> 00:17:36,093 I mean, it's not like he's a hot girl. 555 00:17:36,176 --> 00:17:38,137 He can't just bail on his life and set up shop 556 00:17:38,220 --> 00:17:39,388 in someone else's. 557 00:17:39,471 --> 00:17:40,639 What — what are you guys doing with my stuff? 558 00:17:40,722 --> 00:17:43,392 We're moving you... to a nursing home. 559 00:17:43,475 --> 00:17:44,393 A nursing home? 560 00:17:44,476 --> 00:17:45,519 What are — what are you, nuts? 561 00:17:45,602 --> 00:17:46,562 I'm a genius. 562 00:17:46,645 --> 00:17:47,980 I build robots for fun. 563 00:17:48,063 --> 00:17:50,065 Well, now you can build baskets and watch Paul Newman movies 564 00:17:50,149 --> 00:17:53,444 on VHS and mentally scar the Boy Scouts every Christmas. 565 00:17:53,527 --> 00:17:54,361 What does that mean? 566 00:17:54,445 --> 00:17:55,279 It's personal. 567 00:17:55,362 --> 00:17:56,613 Dad, mom, c-come on. 568 00:17:56,697 --> 00:17:58,949 Rick just needed my help is all. 569 00:17:59,032 --> 00:18:00,325 Morty, stay out of this. 570 00:18:00,409 --> 00:18:04,037 You are obviously not capable of judging these situations on your own. 571 00:18:04,121 --> 00:18:05,289 What are you trying to say about Morty? 572 00:18:05,372 --> 00:18:06,373 That he's stupid or something? 573 00:18:06,457 --> 00:18:07,749 Oh, don't high-road us, Dad. 574 00:18:07,833 --> 00:18:10,836 You know fully well that Morty is the last child that needs to 575 00:18:10,919 --> 00:18:12,129 be missing classes. 576 00:18:12,212 --> 00:18:14,047 I-I-l don't know what you mean by that. 577 00:18:14,131 --> 00:18:15,674 Can — can — can you be a Little bit more specific? 578 00:18:15,757 --> 00:18:16,967 Oh, for crying out — 579 00:18:17,050 --> 00:18:18,719 he's got some kind of disability or something. 580 00:18:18,802 --> 00:18:20,137 Is that what you want us to say? 581 00:18:20,220 --> 00:18:21,638 I do? 582 00:18:21,722 --> 00:18:23,390 Well, duh doy, son. 583 00:18:23,474 --> 00:18:27,102 Look, I love you, Morty, but we both know you're not as fast as 584 00:18:27,186 --> 00:18:29,229 the other kids, and if you want to compete in this world, 585 00:18:29,313 --> 00:18:31,148 you got to work twice as hard. 586 00:18:31,231 --> 00:18:32,566 Aw, geez, Dad. 587 00:18:32,649 --> 00:18:35,444 Y-you know, that's a lot to drop on a kid all at once. 588 00:18:35,527 --> 00:18:38,030 Morty, t-tell your parents the square root of Pi. 589 00:18:38,113 --> 00:18:39,448 Oh, come on, Rick. 590 00:18:39,531 --> 00:18:40,491 You know I can't. 591 00:18:40,574 --> 00:18:41,617 The square root of Pi, Morty — go. 592 00:18:41,700 --> 00:18:44,745 1.77245385. 593 00:18:44,828 --> 00:18:46,163 Whoa! 594 00:18:46,246 --> 00:18:47,539 What the hell? 595 00:18:47,623 --> 00:18:49,166 Holy crap. He's right. 596 00:18:49,249 --> 00:18:51,168 Morty, tell your parents the first Law of 597 00:18:51,251 --> 00:18:52,544 Thermodynamics. 598 00:18:52,628 --> 00:18:55,714 "The increment in the internal energy of a system is equal to 599 00:18:55,797 --> 00:18:57,466 the increment of heat supplied to the system." 600 00:18:57,549 --> 00:18:59,301 Wow! I'm so smart! 601 00:18:59,384 --> 00:19:00,636 But — 602 00:19:00,719 --> 00:19:01,595 I told the both of you — 603 00:19:01,678 --> 00:19:02,554 school is stupid. 604 00:19:02,638 --> 00:19:03,847 It's not how you learn things. 605 00:19:03,931 --> 00:19:05,057 Morty's a gifted child. 606 00:19:05,140 --> 00:19:06,517 He has a special mind. 607 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:07,768 That's why he's my tittle helper. 608 00:19:07,851 --> 00:19:09,311 He's like me. 609 00:19:09,394 --> 00:19:12,064 He's gonna be doing great science stuff later in his life. 610 00:19:12,147 --> 00:19:13,482 He's too smart for school. 611 00:19:13,565 --> 00:19:16,693 H-he needs to keep hanging out and helping me. 612 00:19:16,777 --> 00:19:19,613 Jerry, I don't want whatever's happening here to stop. 613 00:19:19,696 --> 00:19:21,156 No, I-I understand. 614 00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:23,200 Uh, maybe we overreacted. 615 00:19:23,283 --> 00:19:25,953 But he has to keep going to school. 616 00:19:26,036 --> 00:19:27,329 Okay, Jerry. 617 00:19:27,412 --> 00:19:28,747 You drive a hard bargain, 618 00:19:28,830 --> 00:19:30,165 but what am I supposed to do? 619 00:19:30,249 --> 00:19:31,667 Say — say no? 620 00:19:31,750 --> 00:19:33,752 You — you really wear the pants around here. 621 00:19:33,835 --> 00:19:35,629 I just want you to know, between us, from now on, 622 00:19:35,712 --> 00:19:38,006 it's gonna be 100%% honesty and open, 623 00:19:38,090 --> 00:19:39,341 clear communication. 624 00:19:39,424 --> 00:19:41,718 Frank Palicky was frozen to death today! 625 00:19:41,802 --> 00:19:42,761 No idea what you're talking about. 626 00:19:43,845 --> 00:19:45,097 Okay. 627 00:19:45,180 --> 00:19:47,641 Well, uh, Morty, it's your bedtime in an hour. 628 00:19:47,724 --> 00:19:49,268 Don't stay up all night again. 629 00:19:49,351 --> 00:19:50,644 This is good, though. 630 00:19:50,727 --> 00:19:52,020 This can work. 631 00:19:52,104 --> 00:19:54,106 I think we can be a family. 632 00:19:54,189 --> 00:19:56,567 And now, Beth, if you'll have me, 633 00:19:56,650 --> 00:19:58,527 I would love to have you. 634 00:19:58,610 --> 00:19:59,695 You know what? 635 00:19:59,778 --> 00:20:01,029 Okay. 636 00:20:01,113 --> 00:20:02,823 Holy cow, Rick. 637 00:20:02,906 --> 00:20:05,284 I didn't know hanging out with you was making me smarter. 638 00:20:05,367 --> 00:20:07,286 Full disclosure, Morty — it's not. 639 00:20:07,369 --> 00:20:10,330 Temporary superintelligence is just a side effect of the 640 00:20:10,414 --> 00:20:12,124 Mega seeds dissolving in your rectal cavity. 641 00:20:12,207 --> 00:20:13,417 Aw, man. 642 00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:15,877 Yeah, and once those seeds wear off, 643 00:20:15,961 --> 00:20:17,671 you're gonna lose most of your motor skills, 644 00:20:17,754 --> 00:20:20,632 and you're also gonna lose a significant amount of 645 00:20:20,716 --> 00:20:22,050 brain functionality for 72 hours, Morty. 646 00:20:22,134 --> 00:20:24,720 Starting right about now. 647 00:20:24,803 --> 00:20:25,762 Ohh, man. 648 00:20:25,846 --> 00:20:28,056 Oh, geez! Ohh. 649 00:20:28,140 --> 00:20:30,100 I'm sorry, Morty. It's a bummer. 650 00:20:30,183 --> 00:20:31,893 In reality, you're as dumb as they come. 651 00:20:31,977 --> 00:20:33,687 And I needed those seeds real bad, 652 00:20:33,770 --> 00:20:35,897 and I had to give them up just to get your parents off my back, 653 00:20:35,981 --> 00:20:37,899 so now we're gonna have to go get more. 654 00:20:37,983 --> 00:20:39,693 And then we're gonna go on even more adventures after that, 655 00:20:39,776 --> 00:20:41,028 Morty. 656 00:20:41,111 --> 00:20:42,904 And you're gonna keep your mouth shut about it, Morty, 657 00:20:42,988 --> 00:20:44,865 because the world is full of idiots that don't understand 658 00:20:44,948 --> 00:20:46,033 what's important, 659 00:20:46,116 --> 00:20:47,409 and they'll tear us apart, Morty. 660 00:20:47,492 --> 00:20:50,078 But if you stick with me, I'm gonna accomplish great things, 661 00:20:50,162 --> 00:20:52,164 Morty, and you're gonna be part of them, and together, 662 00:20:52,247 --> 00:20:53,457 we're gonna run around, Morty. 663 00:20:53,540 --> 00:20:55,125 We're gonna do all kinds of wonderful things, Morty. 664 00:20:55,208 --> 00:20:56,126 Just you and me, Morty. 665 00:20:56,209 --> 00:20:57,210 Oh, no, no. 666 00:20:57,294 --> 00:20:58,629 The outside world is our enemy, Morty. 667 00:20:58,712 --> 00:21:01,173 We're the only friends we've got, Morty. 668 00:21:01,256 --> 00:21:02,424 It's just Rick and Morty — 669 00:21:02,507 --> 00:21:04,676 Rick and Morty and their adventures, Morty. 670 00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:06,470 Rick and Morty forever and forever. 671 00:21:06,553 --> 00:21:08,347 100 years, Rick and Morty's things. 672 00:21:08,430 --> 00:21:11,642 Me and Rick and Morty running around, and Rick and Morty time. 673 00:21:11,725 --> 00:21:14,061 All day long, forever. 674 00:21:14,144 --> 00:21:15,687 All — a hundred days. 675 00:21:15,771 --> 00:21:17,606 Rick and Morty forever — 100 times. 676 00:21:17,689 --> 00:21:20,609 Over and over, rickandmortyadventures.com. 677 00:21:20,692 --> 00:21:23,612 www.rickandmorty.com. 678 00:21:23,695 --> 00:21:25,864 www. rickandmortyadventures. 679 00:21:25,947 --> 00:21:27,532 All 100 years. 680 00:21:27,616 --> 00:21:30,202 Every minute, rickandmorty.com. 681 00:21:30,285 --> 00:21:33,997 www.100timesrickandmorty.com. 682 00:21:55,435 --> 00:21:57,354 It's a good-a show!