1 00:00:32,884 --> 00:00:35,387 ? Last King Christmas last arrived? 2 00:00:35,470 --> 00:00:37,472 ? On the Christmas Christmas? 3 00:00:38,765 --> 00:00:39,933 Mmm. 4 00:00:40,016 --> 00:00:42,519 Jerry, you are really giving it to this ham. 5 00:00:44,813 --> 00:00:46,231 Um, Merry Christmas. 6 00:00:46,314 --> 00:00:47,607 Hello? 7 00:00:47,690 --> 00:00:49,484 My parents are coming over for the first time in years. 8 00:00:49,567 --> 00:00:51,611 Can we stow the gadgets and look alive? 9 00:00:51,694 --> 00:00:52,487 Alive? 10 00:00:52,570 --> 00:00:53,488 For your parents? 11 00:00:53,571 --> 00:00:54,489 Mm, good one. 12 00:00:54,572 --> 00:00:56,157 Hey, man! You "Hey, man!" 13 00:00:56,241 --> 00:00:58,118 This holiday is about humanity. 14 00:00:58,201 --> 00:01:00,787 You know, I thought it was about being born half-god or something. 15 00:01:00,870 --> 00:01:01,663 Whatever. 16 00:01:01,746 --> 00:01:03,957 All electronic items are going in the stocking — now. 17 00:01:05,166 --> 00:01:06,584 Dad, I'm not giving you my phone. 18 00:01:06,668 --> 00:01:09,045 Put it in the stocking, Summer, or I'm joining Facebook. 19 00:01:10,296 --> 00:01:11,714 A-ho, ho, ho, everybody. 20 00:01:11,798 --> 00:01:12,841 More like "Whoa, whoa, whoa." 21 00:01:12,924 --> 00:01:13,716 What is this? 22 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:14,634 My parents are coming! 23 00:01:14,717 --> 00:01:15,635 Calm down, Jerry. 24 00:01:15,718 --> 00:01:16,845 This is Reuben, an old friend. 25 00:01:16,928 --> 00:01:18,179 Pearl Harbor. 26 00:01:18,263 --> 00:01:19,431 I check in on him once a year and give him a little 27 00:01:19,514 --> 00:01:21,850 medical evaluation. 28 00:01:21,933 --> 00:01:22,725 Aww! 29 00:01:22,809 --> 00:01:24,978 Dad, that is so sweet! 30 00:01:25,061 --> 00:01:26,563 Yeah, it is. 31 00:01:26,646 --> 00:01:27,522 I don't get it. 32 00:01:27,605 --> 00:01:28,940 Korea. 33 00:01:29,023 --> 00:01:30,525 Don't worry about your C-Christmas, Jerry. 34 00:01:30,608 --> 00:01:32,527 I'll be with Reuben in my workshop while you guys are 35 00:01:32,610 --> 00:01:35,155 having another day in Phil Collins' proverbial paradise. 36 00:01:35,238 --> 00:01:36,114 Huh. 37 00:01:36,197 --> 00:01:37,157 You think you know a guy. 38 00:01:38,241 --> 00:01:39,325 Okay, there's my parents. 39 00:01:39,409 --> 00:01:42,162 Now, remember — no TV, no phones, no laptops. 40 00:01:42,245 --> 00:01:43,997 We are connecting this Christmas, 41 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:46,458 like old-school Jews on a Saturday. 42 00:01:46,541 --> 00:01:47,625 Hey, hey! 43 00:01:47,709 --> 00:01:48,877 Merry Christmas, son. 44 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:50,378 Uh, hi. 45 00:01:50,462 --> 00:01:51,337 Can I help you? 46 00:01:51,421 --> 00:01:52,672 Jerry, this is Jacob. 47 00:01:52,755 --> 00:01:53,923 Didn't you get our text message? 48 00:01:54,007 --> 00:01:54,966 No! 49 00:01:55,049 --> 00:01:56,134 You must be Jerry. 50 00:01:56,217 --> 00:01:57,510 That's a fine-looking apron. 51 00:01:57,594 --> 00:01:58,636 Williams-Sonoma? 52 00:01:58,720 --> 00:01:59,971 I wish! 53 00:02:00,054 --> 00:02:01,181 But thank you. 54 00:02:01,264 --> 00:02:03,308 So, you're a... friend of the family? 55 00:02:03,391 --> 00:02:06,478 Uh, the way we see it, he's a part of the family. 56 00:02:06,561 --> 00:02:08,021 Wow. 57 00:02:08,104 --> 00:02:10,899 After your father's brush with cancer and losing your uncle, 58 00:02:10,982 --> 00:02:14,277 we looked at life and wondered, how have we spent it, 59 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:16,154 and how do we spend the rest of it? 60 00:02:16,237 --> 00:02:17,906 What are we going to be when we die — 61 00:02:17,989 --> 00:02:20,158 A list of fears and questions 62 00:02:20,241 --> 00:02:23,244 or a collection of real experiences? 63 00:02:23,328 --> 00:02:25,455 Holy crap. Joyce, that's amazing. 64 00:02:25,538 --> 00:02:27,665 Then Jacob came into our lives, 65 00:02:27,749 --> 00:02:29,959 and... we're learning to live again. 66 00:02:30,043 --> 00:02:31,044 All three of us. 67 00:02:32,253 --> 00:02:33,880 Cool. 68 00:02:33,963 --> 00:02:34,756 Eggnog? 69 00:02:34,839 --> 00:02:36,049 Now we are talking! 70 00:02:36,132 --> 00:02:37,926 This man's got the apron and the eggnog, huh? 71 00:02:40,553 --> 00:02:41,721 Hi, Joyce. Leonard. 72 00:02:41,804 --> 00:02:42,680 Hello, there. 73 00:02:42,764 --> 00:02:43,640 Merry Christmas, man. 74 00:02:43,723 --> 00:02:44,807 Morty, a moment of your time? 75 00:02:45,850 --> 00:02:46,809 He's in bad shape, Morty. 76 00:02:46,893 --> 00:02:47,977 Aw, geez, Rick. What'd you do? 77 00:02:48,061 --> 00:02:49,062 Gee, thanks, Morty. 78 00:02:49,145 --> 00:02:50,772 W-w-what kind of monster do you think I am? 79 00:02:50,855 --> 00:02:52,690 I-I-I'm sitting here trying to save the guy's life. 80 00:02:52,774 --> 00:02:53,733 I need your help. 81 00:02:53,816 --> 00:02:55,860 I want you to find Dr. Xenon Bloom. 82 00:02:55,944 --> 00:02:57,070 He'll know what's going on. 83 00:02:57,153 --> 00:02:59,781 Uh, w-w-w-where — where do I find Dr. Bloom? 84 00:02:59,864 --> 00:03:01,032 In Reuben. 85 00:03:01,115 --> 00:03:02,158 Reuben, Minne— Minnesota? 86 00:03:02,242 --> 00:03:03,660 Reuben on the table, Morty. 87 00:03:03,743 --> 00:03:07,080 Look, I-I-I I don't have time for you to wrap your 88 00:03:07,163 --> 00:03:08,540 Little walnut around everything. 89 00:03:08,623 --> 00:03:10,083 Just hold your breath until the process is over 90 00:03:10,166 --> 00:03:11,376 or your lungs will collapse. 91 00:03:11,459 --> 00:03:12,377 What proc— 92 00:03:16,214 --> 00:03:17,173 Hey, Dad, where's Morty? 93 00:03:17,257 --> 00:03:18,258 He's busy. 94 00:03:20,426 --> 00:03:22,887 Morty, can you hear me? 95 00:03:22,971 --> 00:03:23,763 Head north. 96 00:03:23,846 --> 00:03:24,806 Rick, where am I? 97 00:03:24,889 --> 00:03:26,516 Depending on my aim, 98 00:03:26,599 --> 00:03:27,976 you should be just south of the entrance. 99 00:03:28,059 --> 00:03:29,352 Entrance to what? 100 00:03:29,435 --> 00:03:30,520 Welcome, Morty. 101 00:03:30,603 --> 00:03:31,437 Welcome... 102 00:03:32,438 --> 00:03:35,108 to Anatomy Park! 103 00:03:35,191 --> 00:03:37,360 It's a tittle business venture I've been cooking up on the side 104 00:03:37,443 --> 00:03:40,655 with Dr. Bloom — an amusement park inside a human body. 105 00:03:40,738 --> 00:03:42,740 Science isn't ch— cheap, Morty. 106 00:03:42,824 --> 00:03:44,534 This should really help put a dent in the overhead. 107 00:03:44,617 --> 00:03:45,660 Oh, my God! 108 00:03:45,743 --> 00:03:47,036 This is insane! 109 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:48,454 Spleen Mountain? 110 00:03:48,538 --> 00:03:50,248 Bladder Falls? Pirates of the Pancreas? 111 00:03:50,331 --> 00:03:51,374 You got a problem with that last one, Morty? 112 00:03:51,457 --> 00:03:53,126 Huh? No, no. 113 00:03:53,209 --> 00:03:54,544 I'm just reading 'em out loud in the order that I'm seeing 'em. 114 00:03:54,627 --> 00:03:55,545 Okay. All right. 115 00:03:55,628 --> 00:03:56,921 If I sounded a Little defensive, 116 00:03:57,005 --> 00:03:58,840 it's because Pirates of the Pancreas was my baby. 117 00:03:58,923 --> 00:04:00,174 You know, I got — 118 00:04:00,258 --> 00:04:01,801 I got a lot of push back when I pitched it, Morty. 119 00:04:01,884 --> 00:04:03,261 I guess I'm still a little defensive. 120 00:04:03,344 --> 00:04:04,679 Let's just find Dr. Bloom, all right? 121 00:04:04,762 --> 00:04:06,556 I-I'm picking up a distress signal in the liver, Morty. 122 00:04:06,639 --> 00:04:08,474 Proceed to the liver. 123 00:04:13,313 --> 00:04:14,147 Arriving at.. 124 00:04:14,230 --> 00:04:15,982 liver. 125 00:04:16,065 --> 00:04:16,983 Ow! 126 00:04:17,066 --> 00:04:18,276 Mind the gap. 127 00:04:20,778 --> 00:04:22,572 It's really scary in here, Rick. 128 00:04:22,655 --> 00:04:23,823 The liver's under maintenance. 129 00:04:23,906 --> 00:04:24,824 Reuben's seen some rough years, Morty. 130 00:04:24,907 --> 00:04:26,367 Don't judge. 131 00:04:26,451 --> 00:04:27,952 You don't agree to have a theme park built inside you if your 132 00:04:28,036 --> 00:04:29,537 life's going great. 133 00:04:31,873 --> 00:04:33,291 Rick! It's a monster! 134 00:04:33,374 --> 00:04:34,584 No, no, no. Morty. 135 00:04:34,667 --> 00:04:37,420 The only monster here is alco ... ... holism. 136 00:04:37,503 --> 00:04:39,255 That is an animatronic werewolf. 137 00:04:40,757 --> 00:04:41,591 Who are you? 138 00:04:41,674 --> 00:04:42,550 Answer me! 139 00:04:42,634 --> 00:04:43,760 Where'd you come from? 140 00:04:43,843 --> 00:04:45,178 My — my — my grandpa Rick sent me! 141 00:04:45,261 --> 00:04:46,346 Poncho! 142 00:04:46,429 --> 00:04:47,722 That's quite enough. 143 00:04:47,805 --> 00:04:49,599 Morty, that's Poncho. 144 00:04:49,682 --> 00:04:51,142 This is Roger and Annie. 145 00:04:52,685 --> 00:04:55,521 And I am Dr. Xenon Bloom. 146 00:04:55,605 --> 00:04:56,856 Hey, Bloom, it's Rick. 147 00:04:56,939 --> 00:04:58,358 What the hell's going on here? 148 00:04:58,441 --> 00:05:02,904 I don't know why, but the entire security system has shut down, 149 00:05:02,987 --> 00:05:06,532 and I'm afraid... the exhibits are unlocked. 150 00:05:06,616 --> 00:05:07,784 Exhibits? 151 00:05:07,867 --> 00:05:10,495 Anatomy Park's greatest attraction, young man, 152 00:05:10,578 --> 00:05:12,080 isn't the music or the food or the... 153 00:05:12,163 --> 00:05:13,665 Pirates of the Pancreas. 154 00:05:13,748 --> 00:05:15,166 Watch it. 155 00:05:15,249 --> 00:05:18,753 It is, first and foremost, a living museum of humanity's most 156 00:05:18,836 --> 00:05:21,214 noble and ferocious diseases. 157 00:05:21,297 --> 00:05:22,131 Diseases? 158 00:05:23,091 --> 00:05:23,883 Hey, doc. 159 00:05:23,966 --> 00:05:25,218 I got news for you. 160 00:05:25,301 --> 00:05:28,888 Your living museum is officially a wild safari! 161 00:05:28,971 --> 00:05:31,265 Hepatitis A! Run! 162 00:05:36,521 --> 00:05:39,649 Oh, the food goes in your mouth, girl. 163 00:05:41,067 --> 00:05:41,901 Oh, Jacob. 164 00:05:42,902 --> 00:05:44,320 I-I'm sorry, Jacob. 165 00:05:44,404 --> 00:05:46,614 I-I guess I'm still confused about the precise nature and 166 00:05:46,698 --> 00:05:49,450 origin of your relationship with my parents. 167 00:05:49,534 --> 00:05:51,285 Are you, like, uh — are you, like, their caretaker? 168 00:05:51,369 --> 00:05:52,328 Is that what it is? 169 00:05:52,412 --> 00:05:53,663 We can go into detail later, son. 170 00:05:53,746 --> 00:05:56,582 Now, wait. Th-there's no point to secrecy. 171 00:05:56,666 --> 00:05:58,626 Let's all live and die honestly. 172 00:05:58,710 --> 00:06:01,295 Your mother and I have shared 40 years of each other, mind, 173 00:06:01,379 --> 00:06:04,090 body, and soul, and when minds and souls are joined 174 00:06:04,173 --> 00:06:07,677 for eternity and when eternity is at the door, 175 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:11,013 it's an invitation to let go of the body and an opportunity 176 00:06:11,097 --> 00:06:13,391 to share and experiment. 177 00:06:13,474 --> 00:06:15,101 Dad, please. What are you saying? 178 00:06:15,184 --> 00:06:18,104 Whatever it is, it's beautiful, Leonard, and we support you. 179 00:06:18,187 --> 00:06:20,356 Hey, speak for yourself, because it 180 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:22,650 Sounds like you're about to say Jacob is your lover. 181 00:06:22,734 --> 00:06:23,901 No, no, no, no, no, no. 182 00:06:23,985 --> 00:06:26,070 Jacob is your mother's lover. 183 00:06:27,113 --> 00:06:28,281 I watch them — 184 00:06:28,364 --> 00:06:31,451 Sometimes from a chair and sometimes from a closet, 185 00:06:31,534 --> 00:06:33,745 almost always dressed as Superman. 186 00:06:35,121 --> 00:06:37,957 Oh. 187 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:40,418 Jerry, this ham has got to be all you, right? 188 00:06:40,501 --> 00:06:42,170 It's incredible. 189 00:06:43,546 --> 00:06:45,757 Happy human holiday, Dad. 190 00:06:47,091 --> 00:06:48,050 Aah! 191 00:06:49,927 --> 00:06:53,264 Hepatitis won't follow us into the respiratory system. 192 00:06:55,475 --> 00:06:56,392 That's strange. 193 00:06:56,476 --> 00:06:57,769 Airflow is down 20%%. 194 00:06:57,852 --> 00:06:59,854 So, the brain isn't getting enough oxygen. 195 00:06:59,937 --> 00:07:01,939 That's why security's offline. 196 00:07:02,023 --> 00:07:03,900 Well, I guess we better check it out. 197 00:07:07,069 --> 00:07:08,446 Hey! Wait for me! 198 00:07:08,529 --> 00:07:10,573 Put that back on! 199 00:07:12,366 --> 00:07:14,035 If we got up to the Bronchial Catwalk, 200 00:07:14,118 --> 00:07:15,495 we could look for a blockage. 201 00:07:15,578 --> 00:07:16,788 I'll go. 202 00:07:18,539 --> 00:07:19,749 Don't be a hero, kid. 203 00:07:19,832 --> 00:07:20,750 I'm not. 204 00:07:20,833 --> 00:07:22,126 I'm doing it because it's fun. 205 00:07:22,210 --> 00:07:24,337 We shouldn't be here. 206 00:07:24,420 --> 00:07:26,881 Whatever you do, do not fire that thing in here. 207 00:07:26,964 --> 00:07:28,883 We must save Reuben. 208 00:07:28,966 --> 00:07:30,593 This is my life's work. 209 00:07:31,719 --> 00:07:33,012 It's all right, my dear. 210 00:07:33,095 --> 00:07:36,766 Nearly all human lungs contain a strain of these bacteria, 211 00:07:36,849 --> 00:07:39,310 but the scar tissue keeps them... 212 00:07:39,393 --> 00:07:41,270 dormant. 213 00:07:41,354 --> 00:07:42,522 Morty, get down! 214 00:07:42,605 --> 00:07:43,606 Whoa-ho-ho! 215 00:07:43,689 --> 00:07:44,857 Whoa! 216 00:07:46,067 --> 00:07:47,193 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 217 00:07:50,112 --> 00:07:52,156 Oh, what are those things? 218 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:54,534 Tuberculosis — coming in fast! 219 00:07:54,617 --> 00:07:56,077 Not faster than a bullet! 220 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:57,370 Aah! 221 00:07:57,453 --> 00:07:58,371 No! 222 00:07:58,454 --> 00:07:59,747 Do you know what you've done? 223 00:08:00,998 --> 00:08:03,334 Whoa! 224 00:08:05,044 --> 00:08:06,379 Get to the digestive tract! 225 00:08:06,462 --> 00:08:07,463 He's coughing! 226 00:08:08,881 --> 00:08:10,383 Whoaaaa! 227 00:08:10,466 --> 00:08:11,843 Don't let me die! 228 00:08:11,926 --> 00:08:13,261 Just take a deep breath, Reuben. 229 00:08:14,512 --> 00:08:15,471 You're not gonna die! 230 00:08:15,555 --> 00:08:16,514 What's your name? 231 00:08:16,597 --> 00:08:17,640 My name is... 232 00:08:18,766 --> 00:08:20,059 AIexand— 233 00:08:24,105 --> 00:08:25,940 Rick — R-R-Reuben's got tuberculosis! 234 00:08:26,023 --> 00:08:27,108 Oh, great work, Morty. 235 00:08:27,191 --> 00:08:28,860 Okay, I'll just cure it and then— 236 00:08:30,486 --> 00:08:31,445 Okay. 237 00:08:31,529 --> 00:08:32,738 Well, I can't cure death. 238 00:08:32,822 --> 00:08:33,865 This is bad, Morty. 239 00:08:33,948 --> 00:08:34,991 You're trapped in a dead man. 240 00:08:35,074 --> 00:08:36,534 Listen, if the situation keeps darkening, 241 00:08:36,617 --> 00:08:39,370 do yourself a favor and pop by Pirates of the Pancreas. 242 00:08:39,453 --> 00:08:41,706 Obviously I'm biased, but I think it's great, Morty. 243 00:08:41,789 --> 00:08:43,833 It's a bunch of pirates running around a 244 00:08:43,916 --> 00:08:46,002 pancreas. 245 00:08:46,085 --> 00:08:47,420 We don't whitewash it, either, Morty. 246 00:08:47,503 --> 00:08:49,005 I mean, the pirates are reality rapey. 247 00:08:49,088 --> 00:08:51,924 The top priority is to get, you know, you guys out of there, 248 00:08:52,008 --> 00:08:54,051 but I'm just saying, if that becomes impossible, please, 249 00:08:54,135 --> 00:08:55,678 you gotta treat yourself. 250 00:08:56,012 --> 00:08:56,971 Oh, man. 251 00:08:57,054 --> 00:08:58,806 W-w-w-what is that horrible smell? 252 00:08:58,890 --> 00:09:00,016 You mean the Panda Express? 253 00:09:01,267 --> 00:09:02,935 Kidding. I-I'm kidding. 254 00:09:03,019 --> 00:09:06,272 The body is beginning to constrict and fill with gas. 255 00:09:06,355 --> 00:09:07,982 We're inside a corpse, my boy. 256 00:09:08,065 --> 00:09:10,109 Anatomy Park is doomed. 257 00:09:10,192 --> 00:09:11,444 Forget about the park, doctor! 258 00:09:11,527 --> 00:09:12,653 How do we get out? 259 00:09:12,737 --> 00:09:14,739 The digestive tract is the evacuation route. 260 00:09:14,822 --> 00:09:16,240 Get it? 261 00:09:16,324 --> 00:09:18,451 There's an emergency station in the colon with a ray that can 262 00:09:18,534 --> 00:09:19,911 enlarge us all. 263 00:09:19,994 --> 00:09:21,412 Everybody, head for the colon! 264 00:09:21,495 --> 00:09:24,540 Now I'm taking orders from a 12-year-old boy? 265 00:09:24,624 --> 00:09:29,253 Morty, the scar sacs containing the tuberculosis were sabotaged. 266 00:09:29,337 --> 00:09:31,422 This disaster was an inside job. 267 00:09:31,505 --> 00:09:33,424 Keep your eye on Annie. 268 00:09:33,507 --> 00:09:35,593 She was written up several times 269 00:09:35,676 --> 00:09:38,721 by her manager at the Churro Stand. 270 00:09:38,804 --> 00:09:40,556 Intestines are ahead to the left, then to the right, 271 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:43,100 then left, et cetera. 272 00:09:44,852 --> 00:09:47,605 Hey, just so you know, I-l-I'm actually 14. 273 00:09:47,688 --> 00:09:49,065 So, you know... what? 274 00:09:49,148 --> 00:09:50,608 Not 12. 275 00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:52,068 Okay. 276 00:09:52,151 --> 00:09:54,695 You know, because he just said I was 12. 277 00:09:54,779 --> 00:09:56,072 Oh. 278 00:09:56,155 --> 00:09:57,657 Good for you. 279 00:09:57,740 --> 00:09:59,408 Oof. Ugh. Morty. 280 00:09:59,492 --> 00:10:00,743 Strike one. 281 00:10:03,496 --> 00:10:05,247 ? It's a road of wonder? 282 00:10:05,331 --> 00:10:06,958 ? A trail of food? 283 00:10:07,041 --> 00:10:10,836 ? It's a pathway to break up the bad and good? 284 00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:14,882 ? It's a tube that digests and then sends out the rest? 285 00:10:14,966 --> 00:10:18,970 ? It's a small, small intestine? 286 00:10:19,053 --> 00:10:21,639 It goes on like this for miles. 287 00:10:21,722 --> 00:10:24,058 Then we get to the large intestine! 288 00:10:25,393 --> 00:10:27,186 Shh! I hear something. 289 00:10:31,023 --> 00:10:32,233 Don't move. 290 00:10:32,316 --> 00:10:36,070 Gonorrhea can't see us if we don't move. 291 00:10:38,614 --> 00:10:39,490 Wait, I was wrong. 292 00:10:39,573 --> 00:10:40,616 I was thinking of a T. Rex. 293 00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:44,203 Move! 294 00:10:47,707 --> 00:10:49,083 We're sitting ducks! 295 00:10:49,166 --> 00:10:51,085 Doc, didn't you say that the body was filling with gas? 296 00:10:51,168 --> 00:10:52,461 Yes. Why? 297 00:10:52,545 --> 00:10:54,422 Kid, you're a genius. 298 00:10:54,505 --> 00:10:55,506 Are you mad? 299 00:10:55,589 --> 00:10:56,799 Everybody, in here! 300 00:10:58,092 --> 00:10:59,218 Hey, Gonorrhea! 301 00:10:59,301 --> 00:11:01,762 How's this for a burning sensation? 302 00:11:08,686 --> 00:11:09,895 Huh. 303 00:11:11,731 --> 00:11:14,066 ? Drummer drum drum drum drum drum? 304 00:11:14,150 --> 00:11:16,110 ? Drum drum drum drum drum drum? 305 00:11:16,193 --> 00:11:17,111 ? Christmas drums? 306 00:11:17,194 --> 00:11:18,362 Oh, sing it, Summer. 307 00:11:18,446 --> 00:11:20,573 ? Christmas drums being played by a b-o-o-o-y? 308 00:11:20,656 --> 00:11:21,866 Oh, I love to hear you sing. 309 00:11:24,785 --> 00:11:25,911 Jerry, come on. 310 00:11:25,995 --> 00:11:27,121 This is what you wanted. 311 00:11:27,204 --> 00:11:28,164 I get it, Beth. 312 00:11:28,247 --> 00:11:29,373 Be careful what you wish for. 313 00:11:29,457 --> 00:11:31,083 I'm being punished for taking your iPad. 314 00:11:31,167 --> 00:11:32,043 What? 315 00:11:32,126 --> 00:11:33,544 Jerry, let that stuff go, okay? 316 00:11:33,627 --> 00:11:35,087 I'm sorry I was a bitch earlier. 317 00:11:35,171 --> 00:11:37,131 Let's just be here. 318 00:11:37,214 --> 00:11:39,133 Summer! 319 00:11:39,216 --> 00:11:40,134 Ethan? 320 00:11:40,217 --> 00:11:41,177 What are you doing here? 321 00:11:41,260 --> 00:11:42,261 I've been texting you for hours! 322 00:11:42,344 --> 00:11:43,471 What the hell? 323 00:11:43,554 --> 00:11:44,472 I don't have my phone! 324 00:11:44,555 --> 00:11:46,015 I'm doing a human holiday! 325 00:11:46,098 --> 00:11:48,809 Well, did you even consider how that might make me feel? 326 00:11:48,893 --> 00:11:50,061 How you feel? 327 00:11:50,144 --> 00:11:52,396 Why is everything always happening to you? 328 00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:54,315 Summer, do you have a boyfriend? 329 00:11:54,398 --> 00:11:55,858 Yeah, do you, Summer? 330 00:11:55,941 --> 00:11:56,734 I don't know, Ethan. 331 00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:57,943 Do I? 332 00:11:58,027 --> 00:12:00,821 Jerry, no disrespect, but you really need to 333 00:12:00,905 --> 00:12:02,823 connect more with your family, man. 334 00:12:04,366 --> 00:12:06,160 I should be able to access the backup generator to get the 335 00:12:06,243 --> 00:12:07,536 growth ray online. 336 00:12:07,620 --> 00:12:09,580 If it works, we'll be regular-sized in a few minutes. 337 00:12:09,663 --> 00:12:11,707 I just hope Reuben's not in a room with white carpets 338 00:12:11,791 --> 00:12:12,750 or upholstery. 339 00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:15,211 What the hell is that? 340 00:12:15,294 --> 00:12:16,420 The Sphincter Dam. 341 00:12:16,504 --> 00:12:18,255 We built it when Reuben became incontinent, 342 00:12:18,339 --> 00:12:21,133 but it was not designed to hold a corpse load. 343 00:12:22,218 --> 00:12:23,135 I've almost got it. 344 00:12:23,219 --> 00:12:24,970 Everybody, move inside the circle. 345 00:12:26,305 --> 00:12:27,181 Poncho? 346 00:12:27,264 --> 00:12:28,474 What is this in your backpack? 347 00:12:28,557 --> 00:12:30,810 That's Bubonic plague! 348 00:12:30,893 --> 00:12:32,311 What are you doing with that, Poncho? 349 00:12:33,270 --> 00:12:34,230 Everybody, get back! 350 00:12:34,313 --> 00:12:35,731 Poncho, you son of a bitch! 351 00:12:35,815 --> 00:12:39,110 You released the tuberculosis so you could steal from me? 352 00:12:39,193 --> 00:12:40,528 That's right, baby. 353 00:12:40,611 --> 00:12:42,738 A lot of people would pay top dollar 354 00:12:42,822 --> 00:12:44,698 to decimate the population. 355 00:12:44,782 --> 00:12:46,117 I'll take the highest bidder — 356 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:47,952 AI-Qaeda, North Korea, 357 00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:51,163 Republicans, Shriners, balding men that work out, 358 00:12:51,247 --> 00:12:54,166 people on the internet that are only turned on by cartoons 359 00:12:54,250 --> 00:12:55,876 of Japanese teenagers — 360 00:12:55,960 --> 00:13:00,381 Anything is better than working for you, you pompous, negligent, 361 00:13:00,464 --> 00:13:04,677 iTunes-gift-card-as-a-holiday- bonus-giving mother— 362 00:13:07,179 --> 00:13:08,430 Come on! 363 00:13:11,725 --> 00:13:12,560 Aah! 364 00:13:12,643 --> 00:13:13,435 Get off! 365 00:13:17,273 --> 00:13:18,107 You guys! 366 00:13:18,190 --> 00:13:19,441 It's gonna burst! Go! 367 00:13:19,525 --> 00:13:20,401 Go, go, go! 368 00:13:23,195 --> 00:13:24,029 My foot is stuck. 369 00:13:24,113 --> 00:13:25,573 No! It's okay! 370 00:13:25,656 --> 00:13:27,658 It's okay. Just go. Tell my family I love them. 371 00:13:27,741 --> 00:13:29,702 They may be hard to find 'cause my wife kept her last name and 372 00:13:29,785 --> 00:13:32,204 she made the kids take it, too, so, I-I don't know, you can — 373 00:13:32,288 --> 00:13:33,706 No! 374 00:13:37,376 --> 00:13:39,378 Let me ask you a question, Ethan. 375 00:13:39,461 --> 00:13:41,255 Where's the anger coming from, man? 376 00:13:41,338 --> 00:13:44,008 From Summer being a total bitch! 377 00:13:44,091 --> 00:13:48,929 Where's the anger coming from? 378 00:13:49,013 --> 00:13:52,516 My brother... took me fishing once ... in the bushes... 379 00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:55,144 I can't... I can't... 380 00:13:56,270 --> 00:13:57,855 He made me feel like a girl! 381 00:13:57,938 --> 00:14:00,232 I — he made me a girl! 382 00:14:01,483 --> 00:14:03,402 He didn't make you anything, man. 383 00:14:03,485 --> 00:14:05,279 You are who you are. 384 00:14:05,362 --> 00:14:07,031 She is who she is. 385 00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:09,366 Now, you go to her... brand-new. 386 00:14:09,450 --> 00:14:10,451 Come here, right now. 387 00:14:10,534 --> 00:14:11,410 Oh, my God. 388 00:14:11,493 --> 00:14:12,745 I'm so sorry, Ethan! 389 00:14:12,828 --> 00:14:13,871 I love you! 390 00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:14,788 I love you so much. 391 00:14:16,498 --> 00:14:17,833 Um... 392 00:14:17,917 --> 00:14:19,668 You did it again, cubbie. 393 00:14:19,752 --> 00:14:20,836 Come here. 394 00:14:25,382 --> 00:14:27,593 No! Stop! I hate this! 395 00:14:27,676 --> 00:14:30,638 Well, Christmas doesn't revolve around what you hate, son. 396 00:14:30,721 --> 00:14:31,972 Well, then I hate Christmas! 397 00:14:32,056 --> 00:14:33,390 Enjoy being human! 398 00:14:33,474 --> 00:14:35,100 You guys are gross and lame. 399 00:14:35,184 --> 00:14:37,269 My name's Reuben Ridley. 400 00:14:37,353 --> 00:14:40,397 You're inside me right now, but by the end of this journey... 401 00:14:40,481 --> 00:14:41,440 Whoopsle. 402 00:14:41,523 --> 00:14:43,776 I'll be inside all of you. 403 00:14:43,859 --> 00:14:45,778 My story begins during 404 00:14:45,861 --> 00:14:48,197 the dot-com crash in the early '90s. 405 00:14:49,823 --> 00:14:51,909 You can put your fingers wherever you want. 406 00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:53,911 Morty, you want to put it on mute or something? 407 00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:55,329 I'm — I'm trying to concentrate. 408 00:14:55,412 --> 00:14:56,330 Uh... Rick? 409 00:14:56,413 --> 00:14:57,665 Not now, Jerry. 410 00:14:57,748 --> 00:14:59,375 I've got much, much smaller fish to fry. 411 00:14:59,458 --> 00:15:01,210 I wanted to say I'm sorry I ever judged you. 412 00:15:01,293 --> 00:15:03,462 Right now, you're my sanest relative. 413 00:15:03,545 --> 00:15:05,214 Relative. 414 00:15:05,297 --> 00:15:06,423 R-relative size! 415 00:15:06,507 --> 00:15:08,217 Jerry, hand me a scalpel and a bundle of dynamite. 416 00:15:08,300 --> 00:15:09,551 Morty, can you get to the Left nipple? 417 00:15:09,635 --> 00:15:10,886 Are you kidding? 418 00:15:10,970 --> 00:15:12,471 I'm hoping I can get to both of 'em, Rick. 419 00:15:12,554 --> 00:15:14,348 No, Morty, I'm talking about Reuben's left nipple. 420 00:15:16,809 --> 00:15:18,060 We need to get to the Left nipple! 421 00:15:18,143 --> 00:15:19,812 The body is decaying. 422 00:15:19,895 --> 00:15:22,147 The arterial transit system is useless. 423 00:15:22,231 --> 00:15:24,024 We can try the service shuttle. 424 00:15:24,108 --> 00:15:25,567 It's connected to the skeletal system. 425 00:15:25,651 --> 00:15:27,611 That's why we call it the bone train. 426 00:15:27,695 --> 00:15:30,739 Would you like to ride the bone train, Miss? 427 00:15:30,823 --> 00:15:32,366 If it'll get us out of here. 428 00:15:32,449 --> 00:15:33,951 How about you, Morty? 429 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:36,912 Would you like to ride the bone train? 430 00:15:36,996 --> 00:15:38,205 Why are you doing this bit? 431 00:15:38,289 --> 00:15:39,915 We're gonna die! Let's go! 432 00:15:42,001 --> 00:15:44,920 Well... l can see you're busy. 433 00:15:45,004 --> 00:15:46,338 Merry Christmas, Rick. 434 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:51,218 There's no autopilot. 435 00:15:51,302 --> 00:15:54,430 One of us will have to stay here and operate it manually. 436 00:15:59,768 --> 00:16:01,645 - Uh, well... - No, you're — you're right. 437 00:16:01,729 --> 00:16:03,772 I-it was a dick move for me to even pause like that. 438 00:16:03,856 --> 00:16:04,898 This is all my fault. 439 00:16:04,982 --> 00:16:06,275 You go on. 440 00:16:07,318 --> 00:16:08,277 What the hell is that? 441 00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:09,653 E. Coil outbreak. 442 00:16:09,737 --> 00:16:10,571 Hurry! 443 00:16:12,906 --> 00:16:14,867 Wait, there is an autopilot. 444 00:16:14,950 --> 00:16:16,535 Wait! 445 00:16:16,618 --> 00:16:18,120 It's okay! Never mind! 446 00:16:18,203 --> 00:16:20,998 I wanted to sacrifice myself anyway! 447 00:16:24,001 --> 00:16:25,711 They're — they're chewing through the doors! 448 00:16:26,879 --> 00:16:28,255 We're in the areola, Rick — 449 00:16:28,339 --> 00:16:31,550 almost to the nipple, but we're also in a really bad situation! 450 00:16:31,633 --> 00:16:33,302 I'm almost there, Morty! 451 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:45,731 Reports from all over the country have been coming in 452 00:16:45,814 --> 00:16:48,108 about what appears to be a giant, 453 00:16:48,192 --> 00:16:51,445 naked man over the continental United States. 454 00:16:51,528 --> 00:16:53,906 We now go to Tom Randolph in New York. Tom? 455 00:16:53,989 --> 00:16:57,159 Well, the eyes aren't twinkling and the dimples aren't merry, 456 00:16:57,242 --> 00:17:01,163 but I'm standing under a nose like a 70-mile cherry. 457 00:17:01,246 --> 00:17:02,373 Thank you, Tom. 458 00:17:02,456 --> 00:17:05,042 Let's go now to Eric McMahan in Los Angeles. 459 00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:07,044 We've got feet here on the West Coast, Bill — 460 00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:08,504 giant feet, 461 00:17:08,587 --> 00:17:10,547 even relative to the giant man's size, 462 00:17:10,631 --> 00:17:13,300 and you know what they say about that. 463 00:17:13,384 --> 00:17:15,386 Well, if the old adage is true, 464 00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:20,557 one can only wonder what's going down in the Rocky Mountains. 465 00:17:21,683 --> 00:17:22,684 Wha? 466 00:17:32,694 --> 00:17:34,113 Oh my God, the track! 467 00:17:34,196 --> 00:17:35,489 It's Hepatitis A! 468 00:17:35,572 --> 00:17:37,032 Aaaah! 469 00:17:52,423 --> 00:17:53,966 The nipple hole. 470 00:17:54,049 --> 00:17:56,218 It's beautiful. 471 00:18:03,058 --> 00:18:03,976 Oh, no! 472 00:18:04,059 --> 00:18:05,561 Holy crap! 473 00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:09,940 Whoa! It's Hepatitis C! 474 00:18:14,987 --> 00:18:16,071 Um... wait — 475 00:18:16,155 --> 00:18:18,615 Did we have some sort of relationship with him? 476 00:18:18,699 --> 00:18:20,117 I think they're just like that? 477 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,994 I think they're just good guys. 478 00:18:22,077 --> 00:18:24,496 Oh. Huh. 479 00:18:24,580 --> 00:18:25,914 Where's Dr. Bloom? 480 00:18:25,998 --> 00:18:27,541 I'm sorry, Rick, but he's dead. 481 00:18:27,624 --> 00:18:28,667 God damn it, Morty. 482 00:18:28,750 --> 00:18:30,502 I ask you to do one thing! 483 00:18:40,762 --> 00:18:42,139 Jerry doesn't know what he's missing. 484 00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:43,557 He'll come around, Beth. 485 00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:45,142 Christmas is a special time. 486 00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:47,269 It has funny ways of bringing families together. 487 00:18:47,352 --> 00:18:48,687 I don't know, Jacob. 488 00:18:48,770 --> 00:18:51,815 Jerry got an invitation to be alive today, and he rejected it. 489 00:18:51,899 --> 00:18:54,359 I don't know if our marriage will... 490 00:18:58,489 --> 00:18:59,531 It's raining blood! 491 00:18:59,615 --> 00:19:00,741 Oh, shit. Find Jerry. 492 00:19:00,824 --> 00:19:01,742 Oh, God. 493 00:19:01,825 --> 00:19:03,577 Jerry! It's all right. 494 00:19:03,660 --> 00:19:05,579 The TV says there's nothing to worry about. 495 00:19:05,662 --> 00:19:08,499 The giant, naked sky Santa has exploded. 496 00:19:08,582 --> 00:19:12,044 Blood and chunks of viscera are raining down on the country. 497 00:19:12,127 --> 00:19:14,046 Everything should be fine. 498 00:19:15,172 --> 00:19:16,173 Oh, yes. 499 00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:17,549 Dad, can I have my phone back? 500 00:19:17,633 --> 00:19:19,051 A sure, sweetie. Here. 501 00:19:19,134 --> 00:19:21,470 Everybody, take a device. 502 00:19:21,553 --> 00:19:23,096 It'll help you relax. 503 00:19:23,180 --> 00:19:24,181 This is nice. 504 00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:25,557 Yeah. 505 00:19:25,641 --> 00:19:28,435 Look, I guess we really learned something this Christmas, Jacob. 506 00:19:28,519 --> 00:19:29,603 No, we didn't, Dad. 507 00:19:29,686 --> 00:19:31,522 No, we didn't. 508 00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:34,566 Too bad about Dr. Bloom. 509 00:19:34,650 --> 00:19:35,817 He was a genius — 510 00:19:35,901 --> 00:19:38,153 the only man capable of creating a new Anatomy Park. 511 00:19:38,237 --> 00:19:40,739 Actuality, I studied Dr. Bloom's work. 512 00:19:40,822 --> 00:19:43,033 I-l-l-I believe I have the knowledge necessary to create 513 00:19:43,116 --> 00:19:44,826 an entirely new, much safer park. 514 00:19:44,910 --> 00:19:45,869 What about... 515 00:19:45,953 --> 00:19:47,246 Pirates of the Pancreas? 516 00:19:47,329 --> 00:19:49,748 I think it was one of the most underrated attractions. 517 00:19:49,831 --> 00:19:52,334 Boo-yah! Hold your breath. 518 00:19:52,417 --> 00:19:54,503 Hey, w-w-what the hell, Rick? 519 00:19:54,586 --> 00:19:56,505 What the hell, man! I liked her! 520 00:19:56,588 --> 00:19:58,465 I really had something going there, Rick! 521 00:19:58,549 --> 00:19:59,800 Yeah, so I heard. 522 00:19:59,883 --> 00:20:01,552 you dodged a bullet, Morty — trust me. 523 00:20:01,635 --> 00:20:03,345 Puffy vagina. 524 00:20:03,428 --> 00:20:04,680 W-what's wrong with that? 525 00:20:04,763 --> 00:20:06,223 That doesn't sound like a problem to me. 526 00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:07,474 I don't know. 527 00:20:07,558 --> 00:20:08,642 Come on, let's get some stuffing. 528 00:20:08,725 --> 00:20:10,102 I'm starving. 529 00:20:12,104 --> 00:20:13,397 Oh, unbelievable. 530 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:15,774 We got — we got a bunch of robot, computer people, 531 00:20:15,857 --> 00:20:18,527 sitting around with their faces stuffed into computer screens. 532 00:20:18,610 --> 00:20:20,654 Do you guys realize that Christ was born today? 533 00:20:20,737 --> 00:20:24,199 Jesus Christ, our savior, was born today. 534 00:20:24,283 --> 00:20:25,867 Are — are — are you people even human? 535 00:20:25,951 --> 00:20:27,911 What kind of Christmas is this? 536 00:20:58,900 --> 00:21:00,819 Hey, Rick? Rick, can you hear me? 537 00:21:00,902 --> 00:21:01,695 Loud and clear, Annie. 538 00:21:01,778 --> 00:21:02,696 Great. 539 00:21:02,779 --> 00:21:04,573 We're also on with Alejandro, our Chief Imaginarian. 540 00:21:04,656 --> 00:21:05,699 Hey, Rick. 541 00:21:05,782 --> 00:21:07,993 Natalie Jacobs and Chris Deseter from Microscopic Marketing, 542 00:21:08,076 --> 00:21:10,704 Zack from Organ Concepts, and Jamie from New Media. 543 00:21:10,787 --> 00:21:12,080 Hey, everybody. 544 00:21:12,164 --> 00:21:13,123 Hi, how's it going? Hi, Rick. 545 00:21:13,206 --> 00:21:14,666 So, Pirates of the Pancreas. 546 00:21:14,750 --> 00:21:15,709 Yeah. Talk to me. 547 00:21:15,792 --> 00:21:17,252 Hey, Rick. It's Alejandro speaking. 548 00:21:17,336 --> 00:21:20,505 Um, so, we asked ourselves, internally — 549 00:21:20,589 --> 00:21:21,840 we asked ourselves over here, 550 00:21:21,923 --> 00:21:23,842 "Okay, what does a pancreas do?" 551 00:21:23,925 --> 00:21:26,511 and the answer was, "Does it make pirates?" 552 00:21:26,595 --> 00:21:28,639 No, it makes insulin, you know? 553 00:21:28,722 --> 00:21:30,390 So, we're starting with a new — 554 00:21:30,474 --> 00:21:32,851 Those guys are inside me, huh? 555 00:21:32,934 --> 00:21:34,603 Like, building a park? 556 00:21:34,686 --> 00:21:36,605 Those guys are inside you building a piece of shit, Ethan! 557 00:21:36,688 --> 00:21:38,440 They're inside you building a monument to compromise! 558 00:21:38,523 --> 00:21:40,150 Fuck 'em. 559 00:21:40,233 --> 00:21:41,193 Fuck those people. 560 00:21:41,276 --> 00:21:43,820 Fuck this whole thing, Ethan. 561 00:21:43,904 --> 00:21:45,364 Cool. 562 00:21:45,447 --> 00:21:46,281 And who pays me? 563 00:21:48,283 --> 00:21:49,660 Did you get any of that? 564 00:21:49,743 --> 00:21:51,578 It's a good-a show!