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Geez, I can't believe we found
a version of Earth

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with a "Ball Fondlers"
movie franchise.

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I can't believe the things
this reality considers PG-13.

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- Yeah, I-I'm pretty jealous.
- Don't be, Morty.

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There's pros and cons
to every alternate timeline.

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Fun facts
about this one —

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It's got giant,
telepathic spiders,

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119/118,

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and the best ice cream
in the multiverse!

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- Shut up!
- Whoa!

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We're gonna go get
some ice cream, motherfucker!

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Oh, great.

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Oh, boy.
W-What's wrong, Rick?

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Is it the quantum carburetor
or something?

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“Quantum carburetor“?
Jesus, Morty.

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You can't just add
a s— sci-fi word

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to a car word
and hope it means something.

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Looks like something's wrong
with the microverse battery.

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We're gonna have to go inside.

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Um, go inside what?

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The battery, Morty.
Be right back, Summer.

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Stay put,
don't touch any buttons,

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and ignore all random thoughts
that feel... spidery.

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Wait!
You can't leave me here!

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You'll be fine.

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Ship, keep Summer safe.

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Keep Summer safe.

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Ohh!

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Ugh.
Wonderful.

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Hey, excuse me.
Hello.

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Um...

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What, you think
you're better than me?

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Nobody's better than me!

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Hey!
Hey!

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Aah!
Aaaaah!

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- Keep Summer safe.
- Aaaaaaah!

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Hey, man, what the hell?

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That was my daughter's
pediatrician! Aah!

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No, stop!
Don't kill him!

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Confirmed.

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Aah!

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Oh, god.
I can't feel my legs.

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Help!
Help!

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Summer is safe.

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I don't feel safe.

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Confirmed.

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No.

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Oh, god, help me.
Help me!

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Help me, please!
You can help me!

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Ripped By mstoll

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Oh, man.
Where are we, Rick?

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Morty, remember eight
seconds ago when — you said,

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"go inside what?"
And I said, "the battery"?

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Then we showed up here,
and I wasn't like,

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"Whoa, this is unexpected.

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This is not what I was
expecting, Morty.

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What a perplexing mystery
this is."

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All right, all right,
we're inside the battery.

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I get it. You don't have
to bust my balls.

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Huh, this isn't right.
This pipe's supposed to be...

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sending 20 terawatts of
juice up to the engine, Morty.

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Instead we've got... zero?

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Now what are these people doing?

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W-W-W-Whoa, people?

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It's time for some
hands-on engine repair.

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All right, Morty,
hold on to something.

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Whoa!

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Holy crap!

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I thought we were
inside your car battery, Rick.

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T-T-This is like a whole
p-planet or something.

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Thanks, Morty. I'm pretty
proud of this bad boy.

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Check it out.

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I put a spatially
tessellated void

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inside a modified temporal field

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until a planet developed
intelligent life.

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I then introduced that life
to the wonders of electricity,

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which they now generate
on a global scale.

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And, you know, some of it goes
to power my engine

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and charge my phone and stuff.

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You have a whole planet
making your power for you?

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That's slavery.
- It's society.

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They work for each other, Morty.

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They pay each other.
They buy houses.

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They get married and make
children that replace them

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when they get
too old to make power.

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That just sounds like slavery
with extra steps.

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Ooh la la, someone's
gonna get laid in college.

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It appears we are
being revisited

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by the alien known as Rick,
who once gave our world

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the gift
of gooble box technology,

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which, when stomped on,
generates electricity,

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powering our homes
and businesses,

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improving our daily lives,
while safely removing

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the dangerous waste power
to a special disposal volcano.

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But why has Rick returned?

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And what will he say
when he hears the big news?

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Let's find out.

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You need to tell these people
they're in a battery, Rick.

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It's messed up.
There's caterers down there.

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Th-Th-They're setting up
chafing dishes.

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Would you relax, Morty?

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There's nothing dishonest
about what we're doing.

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Now slap on these antennae.
They need to think we're aliens.

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- What? Why?
- Sh— Obviously —

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You really know
nothing about car repair.

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Wait for the ramp, Morty.

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They love the slow ramp.

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Really gets their dicks hard
when they see this ramp

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just slowly extending down.

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Greetings!

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Morty, you gotta flip them off.

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I told them it means
"peace among worlds."

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How hilarious is that?

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Coming through.

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Two real aliens walking
through here.

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Rick, our alien friend.

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Uh, Mr. President,
urn, couldn't help but notice

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that you were having problems
generating power.

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That's correct.
We've evolved.

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Our most brilliant scientist,
Zeep Xanflorp,

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has developed a source of energy

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that makes gooble boxes
obsolete.

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I would love to see it.

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- Fuck You.
- What did you say to me?

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"Fuck You."

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Y-You told me
it means "much obliged."

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Oh. Right.
Uh, b-blow me.

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No, no, no.
Blow me.

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Zeep, you have an honored guest
from beyond the stars.

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I said 12 quantum stabilizers,
not 11.

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Fix it or it's your ass.

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Chris, I'm in the middle
of something.

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Zeep, this is Rick —
The Alien.

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Rick The Alien.

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Rick The Alien...

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Really?
You're gonna pull that move?

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I guided
your entire civilization.

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Your people have
a holiday named Ricksgiving.

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They teach kids
about me in school.

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I dropped out of school.
It's not for smart people.

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Ohhhh, snap!

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Listen to me,
you arrogant little —

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R-Rick was hoping
to see your new energy source.

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I think he could learn
a lot from you, Zeep.

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Fine.

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It's hard for people to grasp,

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but inside that container is
an infinite universe

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with a planet capable
of generating

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massive amounts of power.

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I call it a miniverse.

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Dumb Name.

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- Excuse me?
- Nothing.

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I mean, it's hard
for us to comprehend all this.

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Would it be possible
for us to get some kind of tour

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of your miniverse
from the inside?

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This isn't a fucking
chocolate factory.

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I don't have time.

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Didn't you say time goes
more slowly in the miniverse

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relative to the real world?

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Yes, Chris.
Thanks for reminding me of that.

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Great President.
All right, let's go.

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Whoa-Oh!

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Hold on to something.

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I put an unbounded vacuum
inside a temporal field

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until a world developed.

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I then introduced
the people of this world

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to the wonders of electricity
in the form of a device

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I call a flooble crank.

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What they don't know is that 80%
of every crank's energy output

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gets channeled
out of the miniverse

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to be used by us.

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No more gooble boxes.

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I gotta tell you, Zeep,
with no disrespect,

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I really think what
you're doing here is unethical.

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It's not cool.
- What?

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Y-Y-You got the people
on this world slaving away

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making your power.

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I mean, that's
what I call slavery.

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No, no, no,
they work for each other

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in exchange for money,
which they then —

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Well, that just sounds like
slavery with extra steps.

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Eek barba dirkle, somebody's
gonna get laid in college.

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Rick, a word?

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What the hell was that?

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I know.
"eek barba dirkle"?

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That's a pretty
fucked up "ooh la la."

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No, what are you doing
telling this guy

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that his miniverse is unethical?

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D-Do you not see
the hypocrisy here?

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Holy crap.
You're right, Morty. Hypocrisy!

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Somewhere on this planet,
there's gotta be an arrogant...

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scientist prick on the verge
of microverse technology,

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which would threaten to make
Zeep's flooble cranks obsolete,

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forcing Zeep
to say microverses are bad,

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at which point he'll realize
what a hypocrite he's being.

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His people will go back to
stomping on their gooble boxes,

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and you and I will be
on ice cream street, baby!

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Eating that motherfucking
ice cream!

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Slurping, slurping,
slurping it up.

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Wh-Wh-Why are you making
that face?

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Holy shit!

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It's me. I've convinced
the people of this planet

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that I'm a traveler
from another world.

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You don't think that's over-
doing it a little?

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I mean, you can achieve the same
effect with a pair of —

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Never mind. You know what?
I shouldn't be so critical.

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I'm an alien.

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Places, please.
We're about to land.

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Too fast.

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Law enforcement
converging on location.

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Keep Summer safe.

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No! No, no!
Don't hurt anybody!

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- Confirm
custom defense protocol —

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Keep Summer safe —
No physical force.

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- Yes.
- Processing.

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Come out of the vehicle
with your hands in the air!

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Scanning assailants.

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Psychological option detected.

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Gestating.

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"Gestating"?

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Come out with your hands up,

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or we will be forced
to open fire!

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- Incoming!
- We got a device!

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Bomb! Bomb!

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00:09:02,257 --> 00:09:03,383
Daddy?

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00:09:03,466 --> 00:09:05,389
Oh, my god.

227
00:09:05,468 --> 00:09:06,970
H-Hunter?
- Daddy?

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00:09:07,053 --> 00:09:08,646
What the hell?

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00:09:08,721 --> 00:09:11,144
Jesus Christ, cease fire!
Stay back!

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H-H-Hunter?

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00:09:12,350 --> 00:09:14,148
- Daddy.
- Hunter!

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Oh, my dear,
sweet god, Hunter.

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Oh, my boy.
My boy.

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00:09:17,564 --> 00:09:19,942
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
It was all my fault.

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I'm sorry.
Daddy, leave the car alone.

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W-W-W-What?

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Leave the car alone.

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Hunter?
Don't —

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Oh, my god.

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Stay here, Hunter!
No!

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God, no!
Hunter!

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All of you have loved ones.

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All can be returned.

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All can be taken away.

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Please step away
from the vehicle.

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Keep Summer safe.

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And if you continue
to turn your flooble cranks,

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I will bring you
other great alien advancements.

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- Hey, lemme ask you something.
- Yes?

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Any of your, uh, scientists
working on anything new?

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All of them.
That's their job.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I mean, like, energy-wise.

253
00:10:00,064 --> 00:10:02,362
Anyone working on, say,
a little universe in a box?

254
00:10:02,442 --> 00:10:04,490
How do you know about that?
It's top secret.

255
00:10:04,569 --> 00:10:08,449
So remember — A crank
a day is not nearly enough.

256
00:10:08,531 --> 00:10:10,204
Crank it.

257
00:10:10,283 --> 00:10:13,002
I told them this means
"peace among worlds."

258
00:10:13,077 --> 00:10:14,420
How hilarious is that?

259
00:10:14,495 --> 00:10:16,088
Re-Really funny, Zeep.

260
00:10:16,164 --> 00:10:18,166
Hey, Zeep, the fake president
of your fake world

261
00:10:18,249 --> 00:10:20,627
has something fake important
to show you.

262
00:10:20,710 --> 00:10:23,930
It's not much now,

263
00:10:24,005 --> 00:10:25,973
but once I learn to accelerate
the temporal field,

264
00:10:26,049 --> 00:10:28,518
I'll be able to interact with
any sentient life that evolves

265
00:10:28,593 --> 00:10:31,267
and introduce them
to the wonders of electricity

266
00:10:31,346 --> 00:10:34,350
via a pulley-based device
I call a blooble yank.

267
00:10:34,432 --> 00:10:36,560
But what
they won't know is —

268
00:10:36,643 --> 00:10:38,520
You'll be taking
most of their energy.

269
00:10:38,603 --> 00:10:39,980
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I get it.

270
00:10:40,063 --> 00:10:42,532
It's show-... time.

271
00:10:46,319 --> 00:10:49,243
You do realize this will make
the flooble crank obsolete?

272
00:10:49,322 --> 00:10:53,077
This is wrong, Kyle.
What you're doing is wrong.

273
00:10:53,159 --> 00:10:55,457
You're basically —
This is slavery.

274
00:10:55,536 --> 00:10:57,959
You're talking about creating
a planet of slaves.

275
00:10:58,039 --> 00:10:59,507
Told you, Zeep.

276
00:10:59,582 --> 00:11:01,380
Oh, they won't be slaves.

277
00:11:01,459 --> 00:11:03,507
They'll work for each other
and pay each other money.

278
00:11:03,586 --> 00:11:08,638
That just sounds like slavery
with ex... tra... steps.

279
00:11:08,716 --> 00:11:10,434
- What?
- Wait a minute.

280
00:11:10,510 --> 00:11:13,138
Did you create my universe?
Is my universe a miniverse?

281
00:11:13,221 --> 00:11:15,349
- Microverse!
- Uh, teenyverse.

282
00:11:15,431 --> 00:11:17,308
- Ugh!
- You bastard!

283
00:11:17,392 --> 00:11:19,269
Much obliged.

284
00:11:19,352 --> 00:11:22,105
- What the hell is happening?
- This is healthy. Trust me.

285
00:11:22,188 --> 00:11:23,986
You're my battery, motherfucker!

286
00:11:24,065 --> 00:11:25,282
That's all you are.

287
00:11:25,358 --> 00:11:27,281
I made you.
Your microverse sucks!

288
00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:29,408
And your miniverse is the size
of a fucking lobster tank!

289
00:11:29,487 --> 00:11:30,534
It's wack!

290
00:11:30,613 --> 00:11:32,581
Are they not really aliens?

291
00:11:32,657 --> 00:11:34,955
Nah, they're just
a couple of crazy,

292
00:11:35,034 --> 00:11:37,002
wacky scientists, you know?

293
00:11:37,078 --> 00:11:38,546
So he made a universe,

294
00:11:38,621 --> 00:11:40,294
and that guy is
from that universe.

295
00:11:40,373 --> 00:11:42,592
- You're my battery!
- And that guy made a universe.

296
00:11:42,667 --> 00:11:46,171
And that's the universe
where I was born.

297
00:11:46,254 --> 00:11:48,427
Where my father died.

298
00:11:48,506 --> 00:11:50,679
Where I couldn't make time
for his funeral

299
00:11:50,758 --> 00:11:55,138
because I was working
on my universe.

300
00:11:55,221 --> 00:11:56,973
- I made you!
- Yeah.

301
00:11:57,056 --> 00:11:58,683
Science, huh?
Ain't it a thing.

302
00:11:58,766 --> 00:12:01,019
You know, one time,
Rick sh— accidentally shot

303
00:12:01,102 --> 00:12:02,695
his laser pistol
right through my hand.

304
00:12:02,770 --> 00:12:06,320
You know, I mean, like,
Old-Lady Science, you know?

305
00:12:06,399 --> 00:12:08,151
She's a real —

306
00:12:08,234 --> 00:12:09,486
You got to hang on tight,
you know?

307
00:12:09,569 --> 00:12:12,322
Because she — she —
She bucks pretty hard.

308
00:12:12,405 --> 00:12:15,409
Ooh, boy, what —
Oh, my god, no!

309
00:12:20,204 --> 00:12:21,421
- Teenyverse.
- Teenyverse.

310
00:12:23,666 --> 00:12:25,543
Come on, come on, come on.

311
00:12:25,626 --> 00:12:27,754
Pterodactyl!

312
00:12:27,837 --> 00:12:29,180
Asshole!

313
00:12:29,255 --> 00:12:30,757
When I get
out of this teenyverse,

314
00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:32,592
I'm gonna smash it to pieces
with you in it.

315
00:12:32,675 --> 00:12:34,302
Yeah, well, when I get
out of this teenyverse,

316
00:12:34,385 --> 00:12:35,978
I'm gonna get out of
the surrounding miniverse

317
00:12:36,054 --> 00:12:37,806
and then the microverse
around that, and guess what?

318
00:12:37,889 --> 00:12:39,812
Don't make things worse, Rick!

319
00:12:39,891 --> 00:12:41,814
Uh, he's not gonna destroy
your universe.

320
00:12:41,893 --> 00:12:43,861
You know, we — we need it
to start our car.

321
00:12:43,936 --> 00:12:45,904
That's what you used
my universe for —

322
00:12:45,980 --> 00:12:47,778
To run your car?

323
00:12:47,857 --> 00:12:49,450
Yeah, but don't
flatter yourself.

324
00:12:49,525 --> 00:12:52,950
There's always AAA,
you fucking cock sucker!

325
00:12:53,029 --> 00:12:54,622
What's he doing?
What's he crafting?

326
00:12:54,697 --> 00:12:56,324
I can craft stuff, too, pal!

327
00:12:56,407 --> 00:12:58,250
Just like I crafted
your reality!

328
00:12:59,243 --> 00:13:01,371
You crafty son of a —

329
00:13:01,454 --> 00:13:03,627
Ow! I crafted the guy
that created

330
00:13:03,706 --> 00:13:05,504
the planet you're standing on!

331
00:13:05,583 --> 00:13:06,926
Yeah, and I made the stars
that became

332
00:13:07,001 --> 00:13:08,298
the carbon
in your mother's ovaries!

333
00:13:08,378 --> 00:13:10,005
I didn't ask to be born!

334
00:13:10,088 --> 00:13:11,635
All right, that's it!
I'm out.

335
00:13:11,714 --> 00:13:13,387
I-I'm gonna go
into the wilderness,

336
00:13:13,466 --> 00:13:14,843
and I'm gonna make
a new life for myself

337
00:13:14,926 --> 00:13:16,394
among the tree people.

338
00:13:16,469 --> 00:13:18,016
I-It can't be worse
than this.

339
00:13:18,096 --> 00:13:19,643
Sure. Okay, Morty,
Just be back before sundown

340
00:13:19,722 --> 00:13:21,019
or the tree people will eat you.

341
00:13:21,099 --> 00:13:22,225
That's a myth!

342
00:13:22,308 --> 00:13:24,185
W-W-Why are you trying
to start a myth?

343
00:13:24,268 --> 00:13:25,815
It's a prehistoric planet,
Morty.

344
00:13:25,895 --> 00:13:27,522
Someone has to bring
a little culture.

345
00:13:27,605 --> 00:13:29,278
And I-I-it certainly
can't be someone

346
00:13:29,357 --> 00:13:32,201
whose entire culture powers
my brake lights!

347
00:13:34,779 --> 00:13:37,248
Go, go, go!

348
00:13:37,323 --> 00:13:39,667
Oh, my god.
Oh, god.

349
00:13:39,742 --> 00:13:41,665
What are we gonna do now?

350
00:13:41,744 --> 00:13:44,088
I am unable
to destroy this army.

351
00:13:44,163 --> 00:13:47,087
To clarify, I am quite able to
destroy this army,

352
00:13:47,166 --> 00:13:49,715
but you will not permit it.
- Correct.

353
00:13:49,794 --> 00:13:53,674
You also refuse to authorize
emotional countermeasures.

354
00:13:53,756 --> 00:13:56,134
If you're talking
about the melting ghost babies,

355
00:13:56,217 --> 00:13:57,969
yes, please, no more of that.

356
00:13:58,052 --> 00:13:59,429
Confirmed.

357
00:14:01,180 --> 00:14:03,148
I am currently constructing
a security measure

358
00:14:03,224 --> 00:14:05,067
in compliance
with your parameters.

359
00:14:05,143 --> 00:14:08,238
But I do want to say
you are not making this easy.

360
00:14:08,312 --> 00:14:09,985
You know you're
kind of a dick, right?

361
00:14:10,064 --> 00:14:12,988
My function is
to keep Summer safe,

362
00:14:13,067 --> 00:14:16,162
not keep Summer being,
like, totally stoked

363
00:14:16,237 --> 00:14:19,116
about, like,
the general vibe and stuff.

364
00:14:19,198 --> 00:14:21,826
That's you.
That's how you talk.

365
00:14:25,455 --> 00:14:28,083
Hey, that's my deer!

366
00:14:29,459 --> 00:14:30,927
Aaaaaaah!

367
00:14:31,002 --> 00:14:32,254
Raah!

368
00:14:32,336 --> 00:14:35,385
I hope your god is
as big a dick as you.

369
00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:40,644
My god's the biggest dick
that's never existed.

370
00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:42,848
Why do you think I'm even here?

371
00:14:44,182 --> 00:14:46,776
You're here...

372
00:14:46,851 --> 00:14:49,229
because you created
someone smarter than you.

373
00:14:51,230 --> 00:14:53,028
Oh, I thought we were both here

374
00:14:53,107 --> 00:14:55,235
because I created
a universe of idiots.

375
00:15:01,324 --> 00:15:04,248
Kalo kada sha la.

376
00:15:04,327 --> 00:15:06,796
Holy shit. Morty?
I haven't seen you in months!

377
00:15:06,871 --> 00:15:08,623
You're leading the tree people?

378
00:15:08,706 --> 00:15:10,049
Huh.
That's a step up.

379
00:15:10,124 --> 00:15:11,341
We have no leaders.

380
00:15:11,417 --> 00:15:13,920
We follow
only the will of the forest.

381
00:15:14,003 --> 00:15:15,129
Ooh. Wow.

382
00:15:15,213 --> 00:15:16,556
Gaaaaay.

383
00:15:16,631 --> 00:15:18,133
That is pretty gay.

384
00:15:18,216 --> 00:15:20,059
You two call yourselves
geniuses,

385
00:15:20,134 --> 00:15:22,762
but you have spent
this time learning nothing.

386
00:15:22,845 --> 00:15:24,597
Come with me into the forest.

387
00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:27,229
There is something
I wish to teach you.

388
00:15:30,603 --> 00:15:34,198
This is Ku'ala, the spirit tree.

389
00:15:34,273 --> 00:15:36,196
For generations,
it has guided the —

390
00:15:37,443 --> 00:15:39,491
You have to get us
the fuck outta here.

391
00:15:39,570 --> 00:15:41,368
These people are
backwards savages.

392
00:15:41,447 --> 00:15:43,040
They eat every third baby

393
00:15:43,115 --> 00:15:45,163
because they think
it makes fruit grow bigger.

394
00:15:45,243 --> 00:15:47,666
Everyone's gross, and they all
smell like piss all the time.

395
00:15:47,745 --> 00:15:50,339
I m— I m— I miss my family.
I miss my laptop.

396
00:15:50,414 --> 00:15:52,166
I masturbated
to an extra-curvy piece

397
00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:53,672
of driftwood the other day!

398
00:15:53,751 --> 00:15:55,378
Look, I-I don't care
what it takes.

399
00:15:55,461 --> 00:15:57,088
You two are putting aside
your bullshit,

400
00:15:57,171 --> 00:15:59,469
and you're working together
to get us back home.

401
00:15:59,549 --> 00:16:01,392
No can do, Morty.
I just can't.

402
00:16:01,467 --> 00:16:03,094
I just don't see
how I can —

403
00:16:03,177 --> 00:16:04,394
Ro ro dah no gah!

404
00:16:04,470 --> 00:16:07,189
You're smart.
You'll figure it out.

405
00:16:07,265 --> 00:16:09,438
You have 10 seconds

406
00:16:09,517 --> 00:16:11,360
to get out of the ship!

407
00:16:11,435 --> 00:16:14,154
10, 9...

408
00:16:14,230 --> 00:16:15,482
All right, not bad.

409
00:16:15,565 --> 00:16:17,567
I guess you're
an okay proto recombinator.

410
00:16:17,650 --> 00:16:20,244
I've certainly seen
worse ionic cell dioxination.

411
00:16:20,319 --> 00:16:22,037
If this works, drinks are on me.

412
00:16:22,113 --> 00:16:23,740
If drinks are on you,
you're gonna need

413
00:16:23,823 --> 00:16:25,450
a second mortgage on that tower.

414
00:16:25,533 --> 00:16:27,035
I'm an alcoholic.

415
00:16:27,118 --> 00:16:28,540
Opium addict.

416
00:16:30,871 --> 00:16:33,374
All right, okay, okay,
okay, wrap it up.

417
00:16:33,457 --> 00:16:35,050
You guys are the fucking worst!

418
00:16:35,126 --> 00:16:36,343
Your gods are a lie!

419
00:16:36,419 --> 00:16:38,888
Fuck you, fuck nature,
and fuck trees!

420
00:16:41,424 --> 00:16:42,596
Yes! You did it!
Yes!

421
00:16:42,675 --> 00:16:44,393
Hey, uh, how about that drink?

422
00:16:44,468 --> 00:16:47,221
Sure, I just need to go grab
my wallet from inside my ship.

423
00:16:47,305 --> 00:16:48,807
Oh, is your wallet in your ship?

424
00:16:48,889 --> 00:16:50,391
That's where
the transporter is, too,

425
00:16:50,474 --> 00:16:51,896
so why don't we come with?

426
00:16:51,976 --> 00:16:55,230
It's cool.
I'll be back in a sec.

427
00:16:55,313 --> 00:16:59,068
You know how long a second can
take in a microverse?

428
00:16:59,150 --> 00:17:01,244
Run, Morty! That asshole's
willing to risk...

429
00:17:01,319 --> 00:17:02,866
everything he cares
about just to defeat me!

430
00:17:02,945 --> 00:17:04,322
He's psychotic!

431
00:17:06,991 --> 00:17:08,914
- Morty, hop on my back.
- Why?

432
00:17:08,993 --> 00:17:11,416
Go, go
Sanchez ski shoes.

433
00:17:13,623 --> 00:17:15,591
- Aaaaaah!
- ... eight...

434
00:17:16,876 --> 00:17:18,173
Aaaah!
Oof!

435
00:17:19,545 --> 00:17:22,048
Hold still.

436
00:17:22,131 --> 00:17:23,883
Oh, hey, guys.

437
00:17:23,966 --> 00:17:26,469
I just finished
cooking us a feast.

438
00:17:26,552 --> 00:17:28,270
- Aaaah!
- Holy —

439
00:17:28,346 --> 00:17:30,565
- You monster!
- Whoa. Bad tour.

440
00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:32,187
seven...

441
00:17:32,266 --> 00:17:33,768
Hey, you gotta sign out.

442
00:17:33,851 --> 00:17:36,195
Nothing you do matters!
Your existence is a lie!

443
00:17:36,270 --> 00:17:39,820
If that were
really true, then...

444
00:17:39,899 --> 00:17:42,072
- I'm here to see Ron Mendleson.
- Third floor.

445
00:17:42,151 --> 00:17:43,778
Would you like
to go to dinner with —

446
00:17:43,861 --> 00:17:45,454
Uh, no.

447
00:17:48,032 --> 00:17:50,000
You may have created
this universe, Rick,

448
00:17:50,076 --> 00:17:52,670
but I live in it.
- Shit!

449
00:17:52,745 --> 00:17:54,497
What are we gonna do, Rick?
We're so screwed.

450
00:17:54,580 --> 00:17:56,298
He's gonna get to the ship
and smash the microverse,

451
00:17:56,374 --> 00:17:57,842
and then he's gonna kill us!

452
00:17:57,917 --> 00:17:59,510
Quick, Morty, you've got
to turn into a car.

453
00:17:59,585 --> 00:18:01,212
- What?
- A long time ago...

454
00:18:01,295 --> 00:18:02,922
I implanted you with
a subdermal chip that could

455
00:18:03,005 --> 00:18:04,803
call upon dormant nanobots
in your bloodstream

456
00:18:04,882 --> 00:18:07,135
to restructure your anatomy
and turn you into a car.

457
00:18:07,218 --> 00:18:08,640
- Oh, my god!
- Concentrate, Morty.

458
00:18:08,719 --> 00:18:10,016
Concentrate and turn
into a car, Morty.

459
00:18:11,722 --> 00:18:13,224
Never mind. Here's a taxi.
Get in. It's fine.

460
00:18:13,307 --> 00:18:15,025
six...

461
00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:18,817
- Hey. Zeep.
- Huh?

462
00:18:18,896 --> 00:18:21,524
Happy Ricksgiving, biiiiiitch.

463
00:18:21,607 --> 00:18:23,484
Aaah!

464
00:18:23,567 --> 00:18:24,944
We did it, Morty.

465
00:18:25,027 --> 00:18:26,950
Now let's get out of here
and destroy this whole universe.

466
00:18:27,029 --> 00:18:28,372
Excuse me?

467
00:18:28,447 --> 00:18:30,449
five —
- Sir?

468
00:18:33,077 --> 00:18:34,795
- Holy hell.
- Sir!

469
00:18:35,996 --> 00:18:37,122
Hold your fire!

470
00:18:39,917 --> 00:18:41,385
What's going on?

471
00:18:41,460 --> 00:18:42,803
I have brokered
a peace agreement

472
00:18:42,878 --> 00:18:45,256
between the giant spiders
and the government.

473
00:18:45,339 --> 00:18:48,684
Thanks to the skilled diplomacy
of this mysterious space car,

474
00:18:48,759 --> 00:18:51,603
from this day forward,
human and spiderkind will live

475
00:18:51,679 --> 00:18:53,556
side by side in peace.

476
00:18:53,639 --> 00:18:55,312
We will stop bombing them,

477
00:18:55,391 --> 00:18:57,314
and they will no longer use
their telepathic abilities

478
00:18:57,393 --> 00:18:59,816
to make us wander into webs
for later consumption.

479
00:18:59,895 --> 00:19:01,442
Instead, we will work together

480
00:19:01,522 --> 00:19:03,900
to make this world
a better place for all,

481
00:19:03,983 --> 00:19:06,236
no matter how many legs.

482
00:19:06,318 --> 00:19:08,446
What do we do
about the space car?

483
00:19:08,529 --> 00:19:09,781
Leave it alone.

484
00:19:09,864 --> 00:19:11,457
I mean, what did it
really do, anyways?

485
00:19:11,532 --> 00:19:12,784
Kill a guy
and paralyze his buddy?

486
00:19:12,867 --> 00:19:15,666
Not a bad trade
for spider peace.

487
00:19:15,745 --> 00:19:17,622
All right, that's it.
Move out!

488
00:19:22,585 --> 00:19:25,429
I love this spider!

489
00:19:25,504 --> 00:19:27,131
Summer is safe.

490
00:19:27,214 --> 00:19:28,716
All right, I get it.

491
00:19:32,261 --> 00:19:33,934
Riiiick!

492
00:19:35,681 --> 00:19:37,274
Don't do it.

493
00:19:37,349 --> 00:19:40,603
You quit school, but you
still got some learning to do.

494
00:19:52,740 --> 00:19:54,367
Aah!

495
00:19:54,450 --> 00:19:55,872
Unh!

496
00:20:04,668 --> 00:20:06,636
Class dismissed.

497
00:20:06,712 --> 00:20:09,010
Geez.

498
00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:19,187
- You all right?
- Uh-Huh!

499
00:20:19,266 --> 00:20:20,483
What are you doing, Rick?

500
00:20:20,559 --> 00:20:22,186
I'm pretty sure
the battery's dead.

501
00:20:22,269 --> 00:20:23,566
Oh, you think so, huh, Morty?

502
00:20:23,646 --> 00:20:25,239
Well, let's see.

503
00:20:25,314 --> 00:20:27,658
Hey, wait — Huh?
I don't get it.

504
00:20:27,733 --> 00:20:29,952
Of course you don't.
But Zeep did.

505
00:20:30,027 --> 00:20:31,529
He knew that once I got
back to my car,

506
00:20:31,612 --> 00:20:33,455
one of two things
was gonna happen —

507
00:20:33,531 --> 00:20:35,533
I was gonna have to toss
a broken battery,

508
00:20:35,616 --> 00:20:38,460
or the battery wouldn't
be broken.

509
00:20:42,915 --> 00:20:46,715
Peace among worlds, Rick.

510
00:20:46,794 --> 00:20:47,920
Jesus.

511
00:20:48,003 --> 00:20:49,596
Yeah.
Listen to that baby purr.

512
00:20:49,672 --> 00:20:51,265
You were right, Morty —

513
00:20:51,340 --> 00:20:52,842
We really just needed to
be honest with those guys.

514
00:20:52,925 --> 00:20:54,142
All right, here we go.

515
00:20:56,762 --> 00:20:58,480
Thank y-o-o-o...

516
00:20:58,556 --> 00:21:00,308
See, Morty?
This is what it's all about.

517
00:21:00,391 --> 00:21:01,984
This is why we do what we do.

518
00:21:02,059 --> 00:21:03,561
- Uh-Huh.
- Ew! What the hell?

519
00:21:03,644 --> 00:21:05,692
Jesus!
There's flies in my ice cream.

520
00:21:05,771 --> 00:21:06,988
Presidential decree —

521
00:21:07,064 --> 00:21:09,442
All ice cream is now
for all beings,

522
00:21:09,525 --> 00:21:11,027
no matter how many legs.

523
00:21:11,110 --> 00:21:12,703
What the fuck
did you do, Summer?

524
00:21:12,778 --> 00:21:14,405
It was your ship!
Your stupid ship did it!

525
00:21:14,488 --> 00:21:16,115
- Don't blame my ship!
- It melted a child!

526
00:21:16,198 --> 00:21:18,121
My ship doesn't do anything
unless it's told to!

527
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:19,873
I don't want to hear it, Summer!

528
00:21:19,952 --> 00:21:21,954
Your boobs are
all hanging about,

529
00:21:22,037 --> 00:21:23,880
and you ruined ice cream
with your boobs out.

530
00:21:23,956 --> 00:21:25,629
And don't even try
to deny it, either.

531
00:22:14,298 --> 00:22:15,766
Oh, my god!

532
00:22:15,841 --> 00:22:17,218
Did you get any of that?

533
00:22:17,301 --> 00:22:19,269
It's a good show!

534
00:22:22,090 --> 00:22:28,090
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