1 00:00:01,285 --> 00:00:02,584 Morty, hurry! 2 00:00:03,195 --> 00:00:04,995 Return the Truth Tortoise! 3 00:00:04,997 --> 00:00:07,397 Morty, whatever you do, don't drop the Truth Tortoise! 4 00:00:07,399 --> 00:00:08,698 Also really important, 5 00:00:08,700 --> 00:00:10,300 whatever you do, don't look into its eyes! 6 00:00:10,302 --> 00:00:13,003 I... I did look at it, Rick! I've been looking at it! 7 00:00:13,005 --> 00:00:14,738 Now you're gonna know everything, Morty! 8 00:00:14,740 --> 00:00:16,640 Good job! Way to go! You fucked everything up! 9 00:00:18,377 --> 00:00:20,810 It's in my head! 10 00:00:20,812 --> 00:00:22,479 Ah! 11 00:00:25,918 --> 00:00:28,718 Oh, geez, I... I can't get that Truth Tortoise out of my head. 12 00:00:28,720 --> 00:00:30,720 Yeah, I told you not to look into its eyes. 13 00:00:30,722 --> 00:00:32,822 Hey, Morty, let's watch some interdimensional cable. 14 00:00:32,824 --> 00:00:34,391 Remember how we used to do that? 15 00:00:34,393 --> 00:00:36,159 Rick, I can't... I can't go on. 16 00:00:36,161 --> 00:00:38,495 I-I can't go on like this with the Truth Tortoise shit in my head. 17 00:00:38,497 --> 00:00:39,763 I-I wish you could just... 18 00:00:39,765 --> 00:00:41,898 Erase the memory from your mind? 19 00:00:41,900 --> 00:00:43,900 How did you know I was gonna say that? 20 00:00:43,902 --> 00:00:45,602 Come on, Morty, come with me. 21 00:00:45,604 --> 00:00:48,705 After you. 22 00:00:48,707 --> 00:00:50,540 What the hell is this? 23 00:00:50,542 --> 00:00:52,142 This, Morty, is my archive 24 00:00:52,144 --> 00:00:54,878 of all the experiences you've begged me to remove 25 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:56,913 from your life, lest you go insane. 26 00:00:56,915 --> 00:01:00,483 I call them Morty's Mind Blowers. 27 00:01:00,485 --> 00:01:03,220 And we'll be doing this instead of interdimensional cable. 28 00:01:34,886 --> 00:01:37,120 How long have I been asking you to remove memories? 29 00:01:37,122 --> 00:01:39,456 Since the first time your mind was blown. 30 00:01:39,458 --> 00:01:40,824 Ahh, here it is. 31 00:01:40,826 --> 00:01:42,425 Classic. 32 00:01:42,427 --> 00:01:43,793 There's no dust on it because 33 00:01:43,795 --> 00:01:45,228 this isn't the first time we've done this. 34 00:01:45,230 --> 00:01:49,399 - What? - I call this one "Moonspiracy"! 35 00:01:54,806 --> 00:01:57,674 Huh, wow. That's incredible. 36 00:01:59,111 --> 00:02:01,778 What the heck? 37 00:02:01,780 --> 00:02:03,780 Morty, do you realize how ridiculous that sounds? 38 00:02:03,782 --> 00:02:05,382 Yeah, pretty crazy story, Morty. 39 00:02:05,384 --> 00:02:06,883 Are you serious? 40 00:02:06,885 --> 00:02:08,885 Half the crap we've seen, and you think that sounds crazy? 41 00:02:08,887 --> 00:02:10,754 I've been to 300 versions of Earth's moon, 42 00:02:10,756 --> 00:02:12,756 including this one, and I've never seen signs 43 00:02:12,758 --> 00:02:14,591 of a "regular dude," as you describe him, 44 00:02:14,593 --> 00:02:15,859 hanging out up there. 45 00:02:15,861 --> 00:02:18,094 It's probably just a smudge on the lens. 46 00:02:18,096 --> 00:02:21,197 Smudge on the lens? Smudge on the lens? 47 00:02:21,199 --> 00:02:23,633 I know the difference between a man threatening me 48 00:02:23,635 --> 00:02:25,568 and a smudge on the goddamn lens, Summer! 49 00:02:25,570 --> 00:02:27,504 Morty, calm down! Are you feeling okay? 50 00:02:27,506 --> 00:02:29,439 I'm fine! 51 00:02:29,441 --> 00:02:30,907 So sensitive. 52 00:02:32,911 --> 00:02:34,811 Kids, I'd like to introduce you all 53 00:02:34,813 --> 00:02:37,814 to our new guidance counselor, Mr. Lunas. 54 00:02:37,816 --> 00:02:40,450 I look forward to helping guide you all 55 00:02:40,452 --> 00:02:42,619 towards a brighter future. 56 00:02:42,621 --> 00:02:45,255 I believe every student should... 57 00:02:45,257 --> 00:02:47,490 shoot for the moon. 58 00:02:51,530 --> 00:02:53,863 Got you now, you son of a bitch. 59 00:02:57,235 --> 00:02:58,301 What's this? 60 00:02:58,303 --> 00:03:00,970 Proof that Mr. Lunas isn't who he says he is! 61 00:03:00,972 --> 00:03:02,839 He's not a guidance counselor? 62 00:03:02,841 --> 00:03:05,075 I... I assume he's qualified to be one, who isn't? 63 00:03:05,077 --> 00:03:08,345 But he also lives on the moon. 64 00:03:08,347 --> 00:03:09,946 Okay. 65 00:03:09,948 --> 00:03:11,214 Hmm. 66 00:03:11,216 --> 00:03:12,615 Is that it? 67 00:03:12,617 --> 00:03:14,351 Is he doing anything to hurt anyone? 68 00:03:14,353 --> 00:03:16,152 Oh, he's up to something. 69 00:03:16,154 --> 00:03:18,288 I think I understand. 70 00:03:18,290 --> 00:03:20,523 "Up to something," "lives on the moon." 71 00:03:20,525 --> 00:03:22,425 Okay, I'll talk to him. 72 00:03:33,605 --> 00:03:35,004 What did he say? 73 00:03:35,006 --> 00:03:36,940 Denied the moon stuff, but that's what pedophiles do, 74 00:03:36,942 --> 00:03:38,575 they deny, it's their bread and butter. 75 00:03:38,577 --> 00:03:39,876 Pedophile? You don't think so? 76 00:03:39,878 --> 00:03:41,878 I thought the moon thing might have been code. 77 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:43,480 No, he's literally from the moon! 78 00:03:43,482 --> 00:03:44,814 Well, you saw him react. 79 00:03:44,816 --> 00:03:47,217 Moon or not, that dude likes 'em young. 80 00:03:53,091 --> 00:03:55,125 Gordon Lunas was a good Marine. 81 00:03:55,127 --> 00:03:57,627 We don't know what drove him to take his own life, 82 00:03:57,629 --> 00:03:59,729 but we want to remember the good things. 83 00:03:59,731 --> 00:04:01,498 Like how, from a certain angle, 84 00:04:01,500 --> 00:04:04,334 some people would say he looked like a smudge. 85 00:04:09,474 --> 00:04:11,174 Oh, my God, what have I done? 86 00:04:11,176 --> 00:04:12,275 What have I done? 87 00:04:12,277 --> 00:04:15,545 Jesus, I made that guy kill himself! 88 00:04:15,547 --> 00:04:16,980 Only in a literal sense. 89 00:04:16,982 --> 00:04:19,182 Here's one I call "Morty's Menagerie." 90 00:04:19,184 --> 00:04:21,184 They don't all have titles, though. 91 00:04:21,186 --> 00:04:23,319 It's not a "Simpsons" Halloween special, 92 00:04:23,321 --> 00:04:26,256 more like a clip show made of clips you never saw! 93 00:04:27,192 --> 00:04:29,225 I can't believe we got put into a menagerie. 94 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:30,794 So this guy collects living beings? 95 00:04:30,796 --> 00:04:32,529 Yeah, you know like commemorative plates, 96 00:04:32,531 --> 00:04:34,030 but less off-putting. 97 00:04:34,032 --> 00:04:36,866 You'll get it when you're still actively dating in your 40s. 98 00:04:36,868 --> 00:04:38,501 Assess this with cold indifference, 99 00:04:38,503 --> 00:04:39,769 you beany-headed prick! 100 00:04:39,771 --> 00:04:41,638 Hey, keep it down! 101 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:43,239 Just our luck, menagerie beneath 102 00:04:43,241 --> 00:04:45,308 the "boulder people" of Granitor Seven. 103 00:04:45,310 --> 00:04:46,910 I can't take it anymore, Rick! 104 00:04:46,912 --> 00:04:48,411 Relax, Morty! 105 00:04:48,413 --> 00:04:50,480 I can't relax! R-R-Rick, we... We gotta get outta here! 106 00:04:50,482 --> 00:04:52,415 I don't care what it takes! Anything! 107 00:04:52,417 --> 00:04:53,883 - Anything? - Anything! 108 00:04:53,885 --> 00:04:55,785 All right, well, you're gonna have to take off your shirt. 109 00:04:55,787 --> 00:04:57,720 Not yet. I'll tell you when. 110 00:05:02,627 --> 00:05:04,461 Dear God. 111 00:05:04,463 --> 00:05:05,962 What? 112 00:05:05,964 --> 00:05:08,131 The signal turned out to be... 113 00:05:08,133 --> 00:05:10,667 There's no other way to put it... 114 00:05:10,669 --> 00:05:12,135 Instructions. For? 115 00:05:12,137 --> 00:05:15,138 A vehicle, sir, an interstellar vehicle. 116 00:05:15,140 --> 00:05:18,141 We'll need a pilot. I wonder if there's a volunteer. 117 00:05:18,143 --> 00:05:19,342 Mm. 118 00:05:19,344 --> 00:05:22,212 Oh, the schematics specify a second, smaller pilot. 119 00:05:22,214 --> 00:05:24,314 I mean, they really specify smaller. 120 00:05:24,316 --> 00:05:26,850 They have to be exactly 5'3". 121 00:05:26,852 --> 00:05:29,352 Chang, you may have majored in Liberal Arts, 122 00:05:29,354 --> 00:05:31,955 but I think you're about to make history. 123 00:05:34,092 --> 00:05:35,792 Primary systems, check. 124 00:05:35,794 --> 00:05:37,527 Auxiliary systems, check. 125 00:05:37,529 --> 00:05:39,062 See you soon. 126 00:05:41,867 --> 00:05:44,868 Okay, now. 127 00:05:44,870 --> 00:05:46,769 Greetings. 128 00:05:46,771 --> 00:05:48,171 You're... You look... 129 00:05:48,173 --> 00:05:50,473 We've possessed forms your mind can accept. 130 00:05:50,475 --> 00:05:52,842 Here are some customary clothing gifts. 131 00:05:52,844 --> 00:05:54,577 Please, put them on. 132 00:05:54,579 --> 00:05:56,779 - May we? - Of course, yes. 133 00:05:56,781 --> 00:05:58,248 We followed your instructions. 134 00:05:58,250 --> 00:06:01,017 We have so much to learn from you. 135 00:06:01,019 --> 00:06:03,653 I know, right? 136 00:06:08,593 --> 00:06:11,294 Hey, how come I was able to see those other people's memories? 137 00:06:11,296 --> 00:06:13,196 I... I wouldn't have been around for that. 138 00:06:13,198 --> 00:06:15,198 Yeah, sometimes I gotta do a little editing, Morty. 139 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:16,466 It helps the mind blowers 140 00:06:16,468 --> 00:06:18,501 play a little bit better upon revisiting. 141 00:06:18,503 --> 00:06:20,970 I call this one "The Whole Enchilada." 142 00:06:20,972 --> 00:06:23,907 Here, Morty, this'll make your urine drinkable. 143 00:06:23,909 --> 00:06:25,708 Now can we keep shopping? 144 00:06:25,710 --> 00:06:27,410 I am Zikzak. 145 00:06:27,412 --> 00:06:29,946 Ah, shit, Morty, get behind me. It's a fucking alien overlord! 146 00:06:29,948 --> 00:06:31,781 It's okay. Here. 147 00:06:31,783 --> 00:06:33,149 Oh, I misjudged. 148 00:06:33,151 --> 00:06:35,652 "I am Floop Floopian. Please kill me." 149 00:06:35,654 --> 00:06:37,287 That's right, Morty. 150 00:06:37,289 --> 00:06:39,989 The Floop Floopians achieve an eternal orgasmic afterlife, 151 00:06:39,991 --> 00:06:42,058 so long as they're killed by a great warrior. 152 00:06:42,060 --> 00:06:43,960 I'm flattered, by the way. Thank you very much. 153 00:06:43,962 --> 00:06:45,328 So you're gonna kill him? 154 00:06:45,330 --> 00:06:47,297 Eh, let's get some lunch first. 155 00:06:51,436 --> 00:06:53,403 So, you want to get shot in the head, or... 156 00:06:53,405 --> 00:06:54,971 Well, as long as the wound is fatal, 157 00:06:54,973 --> 00:06:56,439 I don't really mind where you shoot me. 158 00:06:56,441 --> 00:06:58,441 Cool. I'm gonna go take a quick shit. 159 00:06:58,443 --> 00:07:00,777 Well, I gotta say. You know, I'm a little envious. 160 00:07:00,779 --> 00:07:02,812 Your species has an actual afterlife. 161 00:07:02,814 --> 00:07:04,447 That's gotta be nice. 162 00:07:04,449 --> 00:07:05,815 Wh-What do you mean? 163 00:07:05,817 --> 00:07:08,251 Well, you know, here on Earth, w-we don't know what's going on. 164 00:07:08,253 --> 00:07:10,286 It must be nice for you guys to, you know, have that... 165 00:07:10,288 --> 00:07:12,455 Have that proof's in the pudding, you know, evidence. 166 00:07:14,025 --> 00:07:17,627 Evidence? There's supposed to be evidence? 167 00:07:17,629 --> 00:07:20,096 Um, yeah, uh... 168 00:07:20,098 --> 00:07:24,133 otherwise, how do you know if it's true? 169 00:07:26,438 --> 00:07:28,705 Wait, you don't... 170 00:07:28,707 --> 00:07:31,841 All right, so you want to do this here or outside? 171 00:07:33,645 --> 00:07:34,911 Run! 172 00:07:36,414 --> 00:07:37,780 I don't wanna die! 173 00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:44,554 Oh, God, it's all real! Oh, it hurts! 174 00:07:44,556 --> 00:07:46,122 Oh, I shouldn't have doubted it! 175 00:07:46,124 --> 00:07:48,358 I shouldn't have let you make me doubt it! 176 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:51,394 Aah! I blame you, I blame you! 177 00:07:51,396 --> 00:07:53,296 But he said there wasn't any evidence! 178 00:07:53,298 --> 00:07:54,731 That was a ton of evidence! 179 00:07:54,733 --> 00:07:55,932 Well, silver lining. 180 00:07:55,934 --> 00:07:57,367 Now I know their religion's real. 181 00:07:57,369 --> 00:07:59,302 They have a hell, and it does not look good. 182 00:07:59,304 --> 00:08:01,371 I noticed you never finished your chimichanga, 183 00:08:01,373 --> 00:08:03,873 so I got some room for it now, if you know what I mean. 184 00:08:03,875 --> 00:08:05,341 Holy shit! 185 00:08:05,343 --> 00:08:07,844 How many of these are just horrible mistakes I've made? 186 00:08:07,846 --> 00:08:09,545 I mean, maybe I'd stop making so many 187 00:08:09,547 --> 00:08:11,314 if I let myself learn from them! 188 00:08:11,316 --> 00:08:13,216 Don't break your back creating a lesson, Morty. 189 00:08:13,218 --> 00:08:14,550 It's a freeform anthology. 190 00:08:14,552 --> 00:08:16,419 I'm getting annoyed you're not hearing that. 191 00:08:16,421 --> 00:08:18,221 As you can see around me, your mind's been blown 192 00:08:18,223 --> 00:08:21,724 countless times, and not always by yourself. 193 00:08:21,726 --> 00:08:23,292 Ah, shit, I don't even... 194 00:08:23,294 --> 00:08:24,827 This better not have been a good one. 195 00:08:24,829 --> 00:08:26,095 What is this? 196 00:08:26,097 --> 00:08:27,997 Great, "Booger AIDS," "AIDS Booger." 197 00:08:27,999 --> 00:08:29,565 I gotta start using real file names. 198 00:08:29,567 --> 00:08:31,267 In the meantime, enjoy a grab bag 199 00:08:31,269 --> 00:08:35,505 of mind blowers I call "Poop AIDS underscore copy." 200 00:08:35,507 --> 00:08:37,740 I'm not an unreasonable man, Beth Smith. 201 00:08:37,742 --> 00:08:40,276 I know children are everything to a mammal. 202 00:08:40,278 --> 00:08:42,111 I will spare one of their lives. 203 00:08:42,113 --> 00:08:44,881 You simply have to choose. 204 00:08:44,883 --> 00:08:47,350 Summer! Summer. 205 00:08:51,056 --> 00:08:52,455 You're not gonna believe this. 206 00:08:52,457 --> 00:08:54,090 I went to Phoebe instead of Titan. 207 00:08:54,092 --> 00:08:56,325 It's, like, hello, Saturn, after ten moons, 208 00:08:56,327 --> 00:08:59,028 time to stop naming and start numbering, you know? 209 00:08:59,030 --> 00:09:01,264 What's... Wh-What's with you assholes? 210 00:09:01,266 --> 00:09:03,599 Morty, please, don't do this. 211 00:09:04,736 --> 00:09:07,036 Your Morty is gone! 212 00:09:07,038 --> 00:09:09,005 I am Voltamatron, Destroyer of Worlds! 213 00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:11,574 Grandpa Rick, there must be some scientific way to save him! 214 00:09:11,576 --> 00:09:13,643 Not scientific, but there may be a way. 215 00:09:13,645 --> 00:09:16,112 Morty, I know you're in there. It's me, your grandpa. 216 00:09:16,114 --> 00:09:18,114 I know I can be mean, but I love you, Morty. 217 00:09:18,116 --> 00:09:19,582 We all do, you gotta fight this thing. 218 00:09:19,584 --> 00:09:21,484 I know you can. You're stronger than all of us! 219 00:09:21,486 --> 00:09:23,686 Morty, it's mom! We love you, you have to fight it! 220 00:09:23,688 --> 00:09:26,289 Come on, Morty! Fight that stupid worm thing! 221 00:09:26,291 --> 00:09:27,757 We love you! 222 00:09:27,759 --> 00:09:29,092 We love you so much! 223 00:09:29,094 --> 00:09:30,493 Yes, Morty, come on, you're doing it! 224 00:09:30,495 --> 00:09:33,096 You're doing it! You're doing it! 225 00:09:34,933 --> 00:09:36,432 Should we pull it out? 226 00:09:36,434 --> 00:09:39,102 No, don't touch it. Just keep loving Morty! 227 00:09:39,104 --> 00:09:41,471 We still love you. 228 00:09:41,473 --> 00:09:43,139 But I do have a thing at 6:00. 229 00:09:43,141 --> 00:09:44,774 Oh, God, do I have to keep looking? 230 00:09:44,776 --> 00:09:47,043 Geez, Morty, come on, pinch it off already! 231 00:09:49,347 --> 00:09:52,215 Don't! Oh, God, sorry, Morty, I love you! 232 00:09:53,718 --> 00:09:55,585 God, is there going to be an intermission? 233 00:09:55,587 --> 00:09:57,720 Excuse me, but I ordered the large evil space worm. 234 00:09:57,722 --> 00:09:59,655 I know, it's like, is that a demon slug 235 00:09:59,657 --> 00:10:01,424 in your stomach, or are you just happy to... 236 00:10:01,426 --> 00:10:03,493 Sorry! 237 00:10:03,495 --> 00:10:06,129 Well, I guess it's nice to know the whole family sucks! 238 00:10:06,131 --> 00:10:07,663 So if the blues ones are my fault, 239 00:10:07,665 --> 00:10:10,433 and the purple ones are my family's, what are the red ones? 240 00:10:10,435 --> 00:10:13,035 Yeah, d-don't read into it, Morty! 241 00:10:14,606 --> 00:10:15,905 Ahh. 242 00:10:15,907 --> 00:10:18,341 SHIT! We need to find shelter before the sunset, Morty. 243 00:10:18,343 --> 00:10:20,843 Venzenulon Nine has a night temperature of 300 below! 244 00:10:20,845 --> 00:10:23,379 We'll freeze, Morty! W-We'll be dead in seconds! 245 00:10:23,381 --> 00:10:25,181 I... I think I saw a cave over there. 246 00:10:25,183 --> 00:10:26,716 You've seen too many movies, Morty. 247 00:10:26,718 --> 00:10:29,385 A cave isn't gonna cut it. We're gonna have to use Beebo. 248 00:10:29,387 --> 00:10:31,587 Beebo led us to water! He's our friend! 249 00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:33,856 - He won't even feel it! - Oh, no, no! 250 00:10:36,427 --> 00:10:39,228 You wanna die, Morty? Get in Beebo! 251 00:10:39,230 --> 00:10:41,998 Oh, no, no! 252 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,167 Brace for the ice limit. 253 00:10:44,169 --> 00:10:46,736 Here it comes! 254 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:53,409 Wait, are we on Venzenulon Nine or Venzenulon Seven? 255 00:10:53,411 --> 00:10:56,379 Wait a minute, why would I ask for that to be removed? 256 00:10:56,381 --> 00:10:58,714 Are the red ones stuff you wanted removed? 257 00:10:58,716 --> 00:11:01,350 Ooh, that's clever, Morty, but I don't use color to sort things 258 00:11:01,352 --> 00:11:03,519 because I'm not a mouse in a European children's book. 259 00:11:03,521 --> 00:11:05,688 Then why are all those pink ones by the liquor? 260 00:11:05,690 --> 00:11:07,256 Liquor? 261 00:11:14,532 --> 00:11:16,666 - Shit, that was close. - We lost Captain Sky. 262 00:11:16,668 --> 00:11:18,434 He gave his life for the uprising. 263 00:11:18,436 --> 00:11:20,503 Yeah. It really makes you think, huh, Morty? 264 00:11:20,505 --> 00:11:22,471 We should never take things for granite. 265 00:11:22,473 --> 00:11:24,173 - What? - I'm just saying, life's short. 266 00:11:24,175 --> 00:11:25,708 We shouldn't take things for granite. 267 00:11:25,710 --> 00:11:27,977 - Are you saying "granite"? - Well, yeah. 268 00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:29,679 It's "granted," with a "D." 269 00:11:29,681 --> 00:11:32,582 Take things for granted. Did you actually think it was... 270 00:11:32,584 --> 00:11:34,250 Jesus Christ, Rick, 271 00:11:34,252 --> 00:11:36,285 what are you, a boulder... A rock person? 272 00:11:36,287 --> 00:11:38,321 How long have you been saying that wrong? 273 00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:39,622 Oh, you like that, huh? 274 00:11:39,624 --> 00:11:41,390 I b-b-bet that really blows your mind. 275 00:11:41,392 --> 00:11:42,825 I mean, yeah, it's kind of great. 276 00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:45,228 - You want me to erase it? - What, you can do that? 277 00:11:45,230 --> 00:11:47,830 Ah, SHIT. 278 00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:49,832 I fucking knew it, you piece of shit! 279 00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:52,335 You... You... You're a fucking asshole, Rick! 280 00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:53,803 Take it easy, Morty, come on. Just relax. 281 00:11:53,805 --> 00:11:55,538 No, I'm not gonna fucking relax! Come here! 282 00:11:55,540 --> 00:11:57,173 Let go of me, you little bitch! 283 00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:59,108 I'm gonna grab you by the scruff of your... Take that! 284 00:11:59,110 --> 00:12:00,877 Ohh! 285 00:12:00,879 --> 00:12:02,578 - Umm. - Umm. Uhh. 286 00:12:02,580 --> 00:12:04,046 - What... - What's going on? 287 00:12:04,048 --> 00:12:05,314 - Where am I? - Who are we? 288 00:12:05,316 --> 00:12:06,515 Who am I? 289 00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:08,484 I think I'm an adolescent boy. 290 00:12:08,486 --> 00:12:10,786 Huh, and I'm an elderly man. 291 00:12:10,788 --> 00:12:15,224 And we appear to be in some kind of secret confined space. 292 00:12:15,226 --> 00:12:16,226 Yeah, umm... 293 00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:18,327 Don't look at me like that. 294 00:12:18,329 --> 00:12:20,329 For all we know, you could be the fucking weirdo. 295 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,866 Huh, these things are obviously storage units, 296 00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:25,835 and since we can't remember what went wrong, 297 00:12:25,837 --> 00:12:28,704 my guess is that the technology involves memory, 298 00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:31,908 and that this thing on your head is designed to... 299 00:12:31,910 --> 00:12:33,609 Tell us the code, jagoff! 300 00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:36,646 It's pointless. He's stonewalling. 301 00:12:36,648 --> 00:12:38,748 Rick, if we don't unlock those vaccines, Earth dies! 302 00:12:38,750 --> 00:12:40,850 You know, it might be time to step up your interrogation! 303 00:12:40,852 --> 00:12:42,518 Not sure what you're implying, Morty, 304 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:44,353 but some lines I don't cross. 305 00:12:44,355 --> 00:12:46,188 Yeah, well, I crossed every line I had 306 00:12:46,190 --> 00:12:48,557 when this bastard tried to kill Jessica! 307 00:12:50,495 --> 00:12:54,163 Okay, see those two fleshy sacs under his chin, Morty? 308 00:12:54,165 --> 00:12:56,265 Grab 'em. 309 00:12:56,267 --> 00:12:58,167 You remember the codes now? 310 00:12:58,169 --> 00:12:59,602 Twist! 311 00:13:00,872 --> 00:13:03,539 Give us the codes, man! Twist harder, Morty! 312 00:13:03,541 --> 00:13:05,508 Harder! 313 00:13:05,510 --> 00:13:07,777 Okay, let go, let go, let him breathe. 314 00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:10,780 He wants to make a deal. 315 00:13:10,782 --> 00:13:12,882 Half the codes now, half after you finish. 316 00:13:12,884 --> 00:13:15,084 But can we trust... Wait, what? 317 00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:16,285 F-Finish what? 318 00:13:16,287 --> 00:13:17,486 Y-You know... 319 00:13:17,488 --> 00:13:19,021 I thought I was torturing him! 320 00:13:19,023 --> 00:13:20,389 Oh, and this disappoints you? 321 00:13:20,391 --> 00:13:22,291 Do I tell him we don't have a deal, Morty? 322 00:13:22,293 --> 00:13:23,926 Because if we can kill our enemies, 323 00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:26,429 but we can't jack them off, then how are we better than them? 324 00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:28,397 Well, what did you find out? 325 00:13:28,399 --> 00:13:30,132 We're partners, I guess, 326 00:13:30,134 --> 00:13:32,401 and we fight aliens, like "Men in Black"? 327 00:13:32,403 --> 00:13:34,270 "Men in Black," "Men in Black." 328 00:13:34,272 --> 00:13:36,172 I have "Men in Black 2" in here. 329 00:13:36,174 --> 00:13:37,673 So... So you get the general idea. 330 00:13:37,675 --> 00:13:39,108 Not quite. 331 00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:41,711 It's basically an endless string of callbacks to... 332 00:13:41,713 --> 00:13:44,914 All right, save it for Youtube. I'll keep looking for clues. 333 00:13:48,186 --> 00:13:49,418 What are you doing? 334 00:13:49,420 --> 00:13:51,087 You want your shelf level or not? 335 00:13:51,089 --> 00:13:53,823 And if I say yes, you're gonna provide that for me with that? 336 00:13:53,825 --> 00:13:54,924 Yes, see the bubble? 337 00:13:54,926 --> 00:13:56,525 I'm familiar with the bubble, Morty. 338 00:13:56,527 --> 00:13:58,494 I also dabble in precision, 339 00:13:58,496 --> 00:14:00,429 and if you think you can even approach it 340 00:14:00,431 --> 00:14:02,064 with your sad, naked, caveman eyeball 341 00:14:02,066 --> 00:14:04,767 and a bubble of fucking air, you're the reason this species 342 00:14:04,769 --> 00:14:06,736 is a failure, and it makes me angry! 343 00:14:06,738 --> 00:14:07,937 You're drunk. 344 00:14:07,939 --> 00:14:09,572 You want to put up a shelf, put up a shelf. 345 00:14:09,574 --> 00:14:11,774 You want to experience true level? 346 00:14:11,776 --> 00:14:14,610 Do you? Y-yes. 347 00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:26,155 Ugh, all right, come on. 348 00:14:32,797 --> 00:14:34,296 Wow, it's so... 349 00:14:34,298 --> 00:14:38,534 Oh, oh, oh, oh, my God, oh, Christ, ooh, ooh, ooh, ahh. 350 00:14:38,536 --> 00:14:41,103 Oh, yeah, true level, bitch. 351 00:14:41,105 --> 00:14:43,572 Morty, come on, we're leaving for school. 352 00:14:43,574 --> 00:14:45,808 Oh, everything's crooked! Reality is poison! 353 00:14:45,810 --> 00:14:47,543 I want to go back! I hate this! 354 00:14:47,545 --> 00:14:48,944 What's his deal? Can't live like this! 355 00:14:48,946 --> 00:14:50,579 Shh, shh, shh, shh, Morty, Morty, Morty. 356 00:14:50,581 --> 00:14:52,481 Go to school, Summer. I'll go in Morty's memory 357 00:14:52,483 --> 00:14:53,916 and do a little... 358 00:14:53,918 --> 00:14:56,285 Lambs to the cosmic slaughter! 359 00:14:56,287 --> 00:14:57,720 Well? 360 00:14:57,722 --> 00:15:01,190 You seem to be in charge of what I get to remember. 361 00:15:01,192 --> 00:15:02,391 Why? 362 00:15:02,393 --> 00:15:03,993 Good question. 363 00:15:03,995 --> 00:15:06,729 Morty, I need darkness to prime these optical inductors. 364 00:15:06,731 --> 00:15:09,065 Hit the leftmost light switch by the door for me. 365 00:15:09,067 --> 00:15:10,332 The left. 366 00:15:17,508 --> 00:15:19,275 Okay, lights on. 367 00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:23,646 So, did I just hear three distinct light switch clicks? 368 00:15:23,648 --> 00:15:25,147 W-W-What do you mean? 369 00:15:25,149 --> 00:15:27,850 I feel like the three sounds I heard could be explained 370 00:15:27,852 --> 00:15:30,453 by an initial erroneous flipping of a switch on the right 371 00:15:30,455 --> 00:15:32,321 followed by a hasty, corrective flipping 372 00:15:32,323 --> 00:15:33,956 of the requested switch. 373 00:15:33,958 --> 00:15:36,225 Then during the resultant darkness and silence, a third, 374 00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:39,195 shameful unflipping of the initially flipped switch. 375 00:15:39,197 --> 00:15:40,930 Is my assessment accurate? 376 00:15:40,932 --> 00:15:44,233 Yeah, that's... that's basically how... how it all shaked out. 377 00:15:44,235 --> 00:15:45,468 I'm sorry. 378 00:15:45,470 --> 00:15:47,703 Ugh. All right, come on. 379 00:15:47,705 --> 00:15:50,639 What? Come on! 380 00:16:03,321 --> 00:16:05,821 Grab a shovel. 381 00:16:05,823 --> 00:16:07,623 W-What is... 382 00:16:07,625 --> 00:16:09,992 Grab a shovel! 383 00:16:11,329 --> 00:16:12,928 What was that? 384 00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:17,766 I can't find a goddamn zip tie anywhere! 385 00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:20,202 All right, fuck it! 386 00:16:24,809 --> 00:16:27,076 Ahh, zip tie. 387 00:16:43,528 --> 00:16:45,294 Why are you making me do this for you again? 388 00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:47,863 Who doesn't wish they could talk to animals, Rick? 389 00:16:47,865 --> 00:16:48,964 Most humans! 390 00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:51,000 There, I'm done, just stay out of trouble! 391 00:16:52,436 --> 00:16:54,003 Gotta keep moving. Can't stop. 392 00:16:54,005 --> 00:16:56,038 Up, down, down, up, up, up, down, up, stop, down. 393 00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:58,073 The queen needs food. The babies need food. 394 00:16:58,075 --> 00:17:00,209 The queen makes babies. 395 00:17:00,211 --> 00:17:01,744 The situation in Argentina 396 00:17:01,746 --> 00:17:03,445 has proven less convenient than predicted. 397 00:17:03,447 --> 00:17:05,548 We'll have to re-destabilize their economy, 398 00:17:05,550 --> 00:17:07,883 refocus labor class outrage from upper to middle, 399 00:17:07,885 --> 00:17:10,319 foster a coup, and install a compliant regime. 400 00:17:10,321 --> 00:17:11,520 Same as Guatemala? 401 00:17:11,522 --> 00:17:12,688 Yes, but you can double time it. 402 00:17:12,690 --> 00:17:14,190 We need a quorum to pick a new pope, 403 00:17:14,192 --> 00:17:16,258 in case the Exxon/Monsanto thing falls through in Africa. 404 00:17:16,260 --> 00:17:18,794 Why not use chemtrails? Put a canopy on Uganda. 405 00:17:18,796 --> 00:17:20,796 They're set to agitate any mo... What? 406 00:17:20,798 --> 00:17:22,565 That kid is watching us. 407 00:17:22,567 --> 00:17:24,733 So, we're squirrels, he's a kid. 408 00:17:24,735 --> 00:17:27,536 He's watching us like he hears what we're saying. 409 00:17:27,538 --> 00:17:30,105 Hey, kid. Young man? Come here, little boy. 410 00:17:30,107 --> 00:17:33,108 Tell Daphne to run a 199 on a possible Dolittle. 411 00:17:33,110 --> 00:17:34,276 Little boy! 412 00:17:34,278 --> 00:17:36,078 We'll give you wishes if you can hear us! 413 00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:38,880 We can make you fly and get candy. 414 00:17:46,628 --> 00:17:49,429 Oh, fuck! Oh, FUCK! Fuck me! FUCK me! 415 00:17:50,843 --> 00:17:52,444 Rick! 416 00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:54,963 Ah, shit, Morty, what did you do? 417 00:17:58,700 --> 00:18:00,233 All right, Morty, pack your shit! 418 00:18:00,235 --> 00:18:02,902 That's only gonna keep 'em down for a little bit, Morty! 419 00:18:02,992 --> 00:18:04,558 You fucked with squirrels, Morty! 420 00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:05,959 We got a good five minutes 421 00:18:05,961 --> 00:18:07,761 before they're backing up on our ass, Morty! 422 00:18:07,763 --> 00:18:10,064 We have to pack up and move to a new reality, Morty! 423 00:18:10,066 --> 00:18:12,433 You know I said we could only do that a couple of times! 424 00:18:12,435 --> 00:18:15,702 We're fucked over here because of these damn squirrels, Morty! 425 00:18:15,704 --> 00:18:17,704 I don't know what my reaction is, 426 00:18:17,706 --> 00:18:19,873 but I think I'm mounting in suspicion of you. 427 00:18:19,875 --> 00:18:22,976 - Well, what are you gonna do? - I'm gonna remember everything! 428 00:18:22,978 --> 00:18:25,079 Everything! 429 00:18:31,754 --> 00:18:33,854 Yeah! 430 00:18:37,860 --> 00:18:41,228 Ow! 431 00:18:41,230 --> 00:18:43,230 Ah! 432 00:18:43,232 --> 00:18:45,432 Ow! 433 00:18:54,076 --> 00:18:55,876 Well, what'd you find out? 434 00:18:55,878 --> 00:18:57,945 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you gonna do, kill me? 435 00:18:57,947 --> 00:19:00,781 No, I'm not gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill myself! 436 00:19:00,783 --> 00:19:02,649 All those memories just erased! 437 00:19:02,651 --> 00:19:04,718 Sitting in this room collecting dust! 438 00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:07,721 W-What's the point of going on if most of everything 439 00:19:07,723 --> 00:19:10,324 that happens just ends up sitting in here? 440 00:19:10,326 --> 00:19:12,326 All right, kid. 441 00:19:12,328 --> 00:19:15,095 I don't know much aside from the fact that "Men in Black 2" 442 00:19:15,097 --> 00:19:17,831 is a joyless cash grab, but I do know that whatever you have 443 00:19:17,833 --> 00:19:20,267 brewing around in your noggin really connected with you. 444 00:19:20,269 --> 00:19:21,802 I can't deny that, 445 00:19:21,804 --> 00:19:24,238 and I can't deny that I'm inspired by your passion. 446 00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:25,973 I want in. Suicide pact! 447 00:19:25,975 --> 00:19:27,908 Yes, yeah, let's do it! 448 00:19:27,910 --> 00:19:30,911 Together, you old son of a bitch! On three! 449 00:19:30,913 --> 00:19:32,112 One... 450 00:19:32,114 --> 00:19:33,280 Two... 451 00:19:33,282 --> 00:19:36,150 You guys doing Morty's Mind Blowers? 452 00:19:36,152 --> 00:19:38,118 Morty's Mind Blowers? 453 00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:40,654 Grandpa, is this scenario three? 454 00:19:40,656 --> 00:19:43,223 Uh, w-what's that, and w-who are you? 455 00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:46,093 Oh, man, it's a scenario four. 456 00:20:02,611 --> 00:20:04,878 Ugh, fucking goddamn it! 457 00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:07,714 I don't get paid enough for this shit! 458 00:20:07,716 --> 00:20:11,385 There's a Craftsman nearby. I can smell it. 459 00:20:11,387 --> 00:20:13,387 Whoa, what... what... 460 00:20:13,389 --> 00:20:15,022 Can I help you? 461 00:20:15,024 --> 00:20:16,890 H-How did we fall asleep during interdimensional cable? 462 00:20:16,892 --> 00:20:18,625 - Yeah, what the hell, Summer? - Summer, you dumb bitch! 463 00:20:18,627 --> 00:20:20,327 How long were we out, you dumb bitch! 464 00:20:20,329 --> 00:20:22,162 How much interdimensional cable did we miss, you stupid bitch! 465 00:20:22,164 --> 00:20:24,264 How many improv TV shows with commercials did we miss, Summer? 466 00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:26,066 Why did you let us fall asleep? You dumb bitch! You stupid bitch! 467 00:20:26,068 --> 00:20:27,063 All right, Morty, fuck this noise. 468 00:20:27,064 --> 00:20:28,630 Let's get out of here and go on a classic- 469 00:20:28,632 --> 00:20:30,832 - Rick and Morty adventure. - Yeah, right, Rick, I'm allin. 470 00:20:30,834 --> 00:20:32,767 No wonder you're constantly fighting 471 00:20:32,769 --> 00:20:34,636 with each other and behind schedule. 472 00:20:34,638 --> 00:20:36,371 - What? - Nothing. 473 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:04,933 Rick? Hello? 474 00:21:04,935 --> 00:21:06,668 Just here for my putter. 475 00:21:06,670 --> 00:21:09,904 Jerry's Mind Blowers? 476 00:21:13,176 --> 00:21:15,443 Follow the boys! 477 00:21:19,349 --> 00:21:21,182 We're charged and aimed at Alpha Centauri, 478 00:21:21,184 --> 00:21:23,118 ready for transport. 479 00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:25,820 They fell for it! Let's send Gobo home! 480 00:21:25,822 --> 00:21:27,222 All right! 481 00:21:27,224 --> 00:21:29,024 - Where's dad? - He should be here any second. 482 00:21:29,026 --> 00:21:31,192 It's funny, Jerry spent his life seeking attention, 483 00:21:31,194 --> 00:21:33,595 but in the end, humanity's instinctive dismissal of him 484 00:21:33,597 --> 00:21:34,996 saved an alien's life. 485 00:21:34,998 --> 00:21:36,831 He knows where to go, right? 486 00:21:36,833 --> 00:21:38,667 Yep, any minute now. 487 00:21:42,639 --> 00:21:44,506 Did it work? Did you guys get Gobo home? 488 00:21:44,508 --> 00:21:47,208 You have Gobo! You were supposed to bring him to the hill! 489 00:21:47,210 --> 00:21:48,977 As if. He was in your basket. 490 00:21:48,979 --> 00:21:50,745 He was in your car! 491 00:21:55,018 --> 00:21:56,217 Oh! 492 00:21:56,219 --> 00:21:58,386 Oof! Dibs on his stuff. 493 00:21:59,823 --> 00:22:01,423 Did yoof that?