1 00:00:03,073 --> 00:00:04,873 In local news, child murderer Joseph Eli Lipnip 2 00:00:04,908 --> 00:00:06,808 is scheduled to die tomorrow by lethal injection, 3 00:00:06,843 --> 00:00:09,511 his execution already drawing dozens more spectators 4 00:00:09,546 --> 00:00:11,146 than the death of TV news. Carla? 5 00:00:11,181 --> 00:00:13,515 The man that once ate his own son... 6 00:00:13,550 --> 00:00:15,917 - Wow. He's really getting executed after all this time. - ... is finally being put down 7 00:00:15,952 --> 00:00:17,352 at the state correctional facility. 8 00:00:17,387 --> 00:00:18,486 You know the son that he ate was... 9 00:00:18,521 --> 00:00:19,687 Your best friend... Tommy. 10 00:00:19,722 --> 00:00:20,855 We know. Stop true-crime bragging. 11 00:00:20,890 --> 00:00:22,390 I was traumatized, Summer. 12 00:00:22,425 --> 00:00:23,658 Okay, your generation wouldn't get that. 13 00:00:23,693 --> 00:00:24,859 Bitch, my generation 14 00:00:24,894 --> 00:00:26,494 gets traumatized for breakfast. 15 00:00:26,529 --> 00:00:29,197 It took years of therapy to even process the reality. 16 00:00:29,232 --> 00:00:30,532 I mean, when I was a kid, 17 00:00:30,567 --> 00:00:32,667 I just told myself that Tommy had gotten lost 18 00:00:32,702 --> 00:00:34,836 in the magical realm of Froopyland. 19 00:00:34,871 --> 00:00:36,838 "Froopyland?" My make-believe world. 20 00:00:36,873 --> 00:00:39,507 I know the name's stupid, but it was so real to me. 21 00:00:39,542 --> 00:00:41,009 Aren't you guys supposed to be at your father's 22 00:00:41,044 --> 00:00:42,177 for custody weekend? 23 00:00:42,212 --> 00:00:44,179 We're not in a hurry. Dad sleeps until sundown. 24 00:00:44,214 --> 00:00:45,780 Can we talk a little bit more about this Froopy... 25 00:00:45,815 --> 00:00:47,015 Not the bubble gun! 26 00:00:47,050 --> 00:00:50,018 There's no air... 27 00:00:50,053 --> 00:00:52,787 I gotta say, I am warming up to the bubble gun. 28 00:00:52,822 --> 00:00:54,289 You know, if you're so great at naming things, 29 00:00:54,324 --> 00:00:55,623 why don't you do it from now on? 30 00:00:55,658 --> 00:00:56,891 - What? - Froopyland. 31 00:00:56,926 --> 00:00:58,927 Was it my best work? I don't know. 32 00:00:58,962 --> 00:01:00,762 Does it deserve to be shit on creatively? 33 00:01:00,797 --> 00:01:02,230 Yeah, that's right. 34 00:01:02,265 --> 00:01:03,865 I agree with your look of horrified realization. 35 00:01:03,900 --> 00:01:06,534 You can be very inconsiderate sometimes. 36 00:01:07,937 --> 00:01:09,104 Here it is. 37 00:01:09,139 --> 00:01:10,538 You know, I collapsed a quantum tesseract to... 38 00:01:10,573 --> 00:01:11,873 Dad, I don't care how you made it. 39 00:01:11,908 --> 00:01:13,374 I want to know if Tommy's still in there! 40 00:01:13,409 --> 00:01:14,742 Relax, Beth. 41 00:01:14,777 --> 00:01:16,244 If he is, we'll find him. 42 00:01:16,279 --> 00:01:18,213 He'll be the only sun-bleached skeleton 43 00:01:18,248 --> 00:01:20,882 with non-imaginary DNA. 44 00:01:52,615 --> 00:01:53,815 Tommy! 45 00:01:53,850 --> 00:01:54,649 Tommy! 46 00:01:54,684 --> 00:01:55,950 This is a nightmare. 47 00:01:55,985 --> 00:01:57,352 I can't believe you used to lock me up 48 00:01:57,387 --> 00:01:59,087 in this glorified chicken coop. 49 00:01:59,122 --> 00:02:00,188 Chicken coop? 50 00:02:00,223 --> 00:02:02,357 Those are procedurally generated clouds, Beth. 51 00:02:02,392 --> 00:02:04,192 That river is a rainbow. Literally. 52 00:02:04,227 --> 00:02:06,294 Come on, I-I-I put real elbow grease into this place. 53 00:02:06,329 --> 00:02:08,363 Well, you're supposed to put elbow grease into your daughter! 54 00:02:08,398 --> 00:02:09,664 Gross. 55 00:02:09,699 --> 00:02:11,132 Do you think something ate him? Nope. 56 00:02:11,167 --> 00:02:12,767 Froopyland creatures were designed to be harmless. 57 00:02:12,802 --> 00:02:14,369 He definitely just starved to death. 58 00:02:14,404 --> 00:02:16,037 I could have been the one who starved to death in here. 59 00:02:16,072 --> 00:02:17,539 What if I'd gotten hurt? 60 00:02:17,574 --> 00:02:18,973 God, you're right. I'm a terrible dad. 61 00:02:19,008 --> 00:02:20,441 Well, nothing to live for. 62 00:02:20,476 --> 00:02:22,544 Goodbye, cruel world! Dad! 63 00:02:22,579 --> 00:02:24,112 Oh, how do you like that? 64 00:02:24,147 --> 00:02:27,015 What kind of merciless creator makes the ground bouncy? 65 00:02:27,050 --> 00:02:29,350 I'm gonna have to drown myself. 66 00:02:29,385 --> 00:02:30,618 Unh! 67 00:02:30,653 --> 00:02:32,353 Oh, no. Oh, the water's breathable? 68 00:02:32,388 --> 00:02:33,454 Who went and did that? 69 00:02:33,489 --> 00:02:34,489 Oh, whatever. 70 00:02:34,524 --> 00:02:35,690 Yeah, whatever. 71 00:02:35,725 --> 00:02:37,559 A dad makes a toilet look like R2-D2, 72 00:02:37,594 --> 00:02:38,893 and it breaks the front page of Reddit, 73 00:02:38,928 --> 00:02:40,862 but I'm Charles Manson because I gave you 74 00:02:40,897 --> 00:02:42,297 your own world instead of an iPad. 75 00:02:42,332 --> 00:02:44,165 I think the words you're looking for are... Aah! 76 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:46,701 Holy fuck! Shit! This thing has claws! 77 00:02:46,736 --> 00:02:48,570 Yeah, I get it. It's a childproof world. 78 00:02:48,605 --> 00:02:50,872 No, no, seriously, this hurts really bad! 79 00:02:50,907 --> 00:02:53,141 This thing is sinking razor-sharp claws in... 80 00:02:53,176 --> 00:02:54,475 Aah! Shit! 81 00:02:54,510 --> 00:02:57,145 You've made your point, Dad. 82 00:02:57,180 --> 00:02:58,146 Dad? 83 00:02:59,549 --> 00:03:02,483 Ugh! 84 00:03:02,518 --> 00:03:05,420 Whose idea was this stupid custody weekend thing? 85 00:03:05,455 --> 00:03:07,655 I think it's supposed to help prevent abandonment issues. 86 00:03:07,690 --> 00:03:08,990 I want to be abandoned. 87 00:03:09,025 --> 00:03:10,658 Yeah, I'm talking about Dad. 88 00:03:10,693 --> 00:03:12,493 Bienvenue a la Chez Divorced Dad. 89 00:03:12,528 --> 00:03:14,028 Wow, Dad. 90 00:03:14,063 --> 00:03:16,164 Your place looks way less like a crackhouse. 91 00:03:16,199 --> 00:03:18,900 It's actually clean, like a cocaine house. 92 00:03:18,935 --> 00:03:20,068 Dad, what's going on? 93 00:03:20,103 --> 00:03:22,370 I'm simply centered, activated... 94 00:03:23,539 --> 00:03:24,606 And telekinetic? 95 00:03:24,641 --> 00:03:25,740 Pretty cool, huh? 96 00:03:25,775 --> 00:03:27,609 Check it out. Who wants a smoothie? 97 00:03:30,313 --> 00:03:31,412 Oh... Oh, no. Uh, oh, God. 98 00:03:31,447 --> 00:03:32,547 Summer... Summer, can you... 99 00:03:32,582 --> 00:03:33,915 - Aah! - Sorry. 100 00:03:33,950 --> 00:03:36,050 You have much to learn, my Uloo. 101 00:03:36,085 --> 00:03:39,687 Morty, Summer, this is Kiara. 102 00:03:39,722 --> 00:03:41,556 She's a Krootabulan warrior priestess 103 00:03:41,591 --> 00:03:42,924 from Krootabulon. 104 00:03:42,959 --> 00:03:45,126 I-I know where Krootabulans are from, Dad. 105 00:03:45,161 --> 00:03:46,361 Uh, Chaimuntolo. 106 00:03:46,396 --> 00:03:47,528 Chaimuntolo, younglings. 107 00:03:47,563 --> 00:03:49,264 Hymen... cholo. 108 00:03:49,299 --> 00:03:51,065 Your father's mind holds love for you. 109 00:03:51,100 --> 00:03:53,201 I am humbled to meet in physicality. 110 00:03:53,236 --> 00:03:54,269 Dad, are you... 111 00:03:54,304 --> 00:03:57,205 In love with a badass, sexy alien lady? 112 00:03:57,240 --> 00:03:59,407 Ha, ha, I don't know, Summer. You tell me. 113 00:03:59,442 --> 00:04:01,442 I wasn't going to ask if you were in love 114 00:04:01,477 --> 00:04:02,644 since you barely know her. 115 00:04:02,679 --> 00:04:04,045 Summer. 116 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:05,647 Kiara and I met on that interstellar dating service 117 00:04:05,682 --> 00:04:06,781 Rick was always suggesting 118 00:04:06,816 --> 00:04:07,915 when your mom and I were together. 119 00:04:07,950 --> 00:04:10,585 And things just kind of clicked. 120 00:04:10,620 --> 00:04:11,819 We must move! 121 00:04:11,854 --> 00:04:13,488 Our reservation is at 7:00. 122 00:04:13,523 --> 00:04:15,156 I hate to see her leave, 123 00:04:15,191 --> 00:04:18,159 but I love to watch her phase shift away. 124 00:04:18,194 --> 00:04:20,128 I'm sure you noticed what she has three of, 125 00:04:20,163 --> 00:04:22,797 but guess what she has two of? 126 00:04:26,169 --> 00:04:27,068 Oof! 127 00:04:27,103 --> 00:04:28,469 All right, knock it off! 128 00:04:28,504 --> 00:04:29,971 Listen, I've been giving you a pass 129 00:04:30,006 --> 00:04:32,073 because I'm charmed that life finds a way, but... 130 00:04:32,108 --> 00:04:33,741 Aah! All right, you know what? 131 00:04:33,776 --> 00:04:36,344 Ouch! 132 00:04:36,379 --> 00:04:37,745 Oh! Unh! 133 00:04:37,780 --> 00:04:39,647 Ouch! God! 134 00:04:39,682 --> 00:04:41,349 Aah! 135 00:04:41,384 --> 00:04:43,151 Agh! 136 00:04:44,220 --> 00:04:45,920 Oh, Dad, this place is the safest. 137 00:04:45,955 --> 00:04:47,288 Best dad ever. 138 00:04:47,323 --> 00:04:49,657 Can't you just say, "I admit it, I screwed up"? 139 00:04:49,692 --> 00:04:50,925 Uh, what would be the point of that? 140 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:52,160 You can't do it, can you? 141 00:04:52,195 --> 00:04:54,595 You can't just fucking apologize. 142 00:04:54,630 --> 00:04:56,764 Okay, okay, Beth, I'm sorry... 143 00:04:56,799 --> 00:04:58,800 you think you deserve an apology. 144 00:04:58,835 --> 00:05:00,601 Hey, don't look at me. 145 00:05:00,636 --> 00:05:02,270 You let your kid roll around on the floor of a target, 146 00:05:02,305 --> 00:05:03,638 it's gonna get stepped on. 147 00:05:07,810 --> 00:05:09,977 Huh. Well, here's the problem right here. 148 00:05:10,012 --> 00:05:12,180 We've got a bunch of Froopyland procedural carbons 149 00:05:12,215 --> 00:05:14,949 all gummed up and mixed in with real human DNA. 150 00:05:14,984 --> 00:05:16,117 Are you saying Tommy survived here 151 00:05:16,152 --> 00:05:17,452 by having sex with Froopy creatures, 152 00:05:17,487 --> 00:05:18,886 creating Froopy-human hybrid offspring, 153 00:05:18,921 --> 00:05:20,788 and then consuming their proteins, 154 00:05:20,823 --> 00:05:22,957 sustaining himself with an endless cycle of cannibalistic incest? 155 00:05:22,992 --> 00:05:24,125 It's just a working theory. 156 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:25,393 Of course, if that's the case, 157 00:05:25,428 --> 00:05:26,894 I expect he'd be worshiped as a kind of god 158 00:05:26,929 --> 00:05:28,162 by a medieval-level society 159 00:05:28,197 --> 00:05:29,564 of his least-delicious children. 160 00:05:29,599 --> 00:05:30,832 Halt! 161 00:05:30,867 --> 00:05:32,033 You are now prisoners of our exalted ruler, 162 00:05:32,068 --> 00:05:33,568 giver and taker of life, 163 00:05:33,603 --> 00:05:35,203 helper and consumer of mortality, 164 00:05:35,238 --> 00:05:36,704 dispenser of life... Yes, if I could interrupt? 165 00:05:36,739 --> 00:05:37,905 We're way ahead of the reveal here. 166 00:05:37,940 --> 00:05:39,307 Yeah, just take us to King Tommy. 167 00:05:39,342 --> 00:05:41,142 I thought warrior priestesses 168 00:05:41,177 --> 00:05:42,977 could only leave Krootabulon on a hunt. 169 00:05:43,012 --> 00:05:44,145 Mmm. Thank you, sweetie. 170 00:05:44,180 --> 00:05:46,314 I hope it's not human season. 171 00:05:46,349 --> 00:05:49,984 I'm on Earth hunting the Varrix. I would never hunt a human. 172 00:05:50,019 --> 00:05:52,253 Your father and I are soul-bonded. 173 00:05:52,288 --> 00:05:53,321 Soul-bonded? 174 00:05:53,356 --> 00:05:54,989 Um, does your planet have shorter days, 175 00:05:55,024 --> 00:05:57,191 because you guys are moving kind of fast, no? 176 00:06:02,799 --> 00:06:03,865 Go get him, honey! 177 00:06:03,900 --> 00:06:06,033 She's always hunting. 178 00:06:06,068 --> 00:06:07,502 She probably knew a Varrix worked here, 179 00:06:07,537 --> 00:06:10,104 and that's why she said the Yelp reviews didn't matter. 180 00:06:10,139 --> 00:06:11,439 Dad, do you understand 181 00:06:11,474 --> 00:06:13,541 how serious Krootabulon soul-bonding is? 182 00:06:13,576 --> 00:06:17,211 Uh, gee, Morty, I don't know. It's got such a casual name. 183 00:06:17,246 --> 00:06:18,780 If you want to lecture anyone about commitment, 184 00:06:18,815 --> 00:06:20,114 start with your mom. 185 00:06:20,149 --> 00:06:22,383 Oh, my God. Dad, is that what this is about? 186 00:06:22,418 --> 00:06:24,752 Are you rushing into a new thing to get back at Mom? 187 00:06:24,787 --> 00:06:27,021 Every weekend, you two have told me to move on. 188 00:06:27,056 --> 00:06:28,456 Move on, like, out of bed. 189 00:06:28,491 --> 00:06:30,725 Like, stop using paper towels for toilet paper, 190 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:32,960 not move on into a sloppy rebound. 191 00:06:32,995 --> 00:06:35,530 Dad, you need to slow down, rethink this soul bond. 192 00:06:35,565 --> 00:06:37,865 Why don't you just say what you really mean? 193 00:06:37,900 --> 00:06:39,100 You think it's cool 194 00:06:39,135 --> 00:06:41,102 that having sex with her gives me telekinesis 195 00:06:41,137 --> 00:06:43,070 and you recognize she's got a hot bod 196 00:06:43,105 --> 00:06:44,872 like Cheetara in "Thundercats," 197 00:06:44,907 --> 00:06:46,107 but you're grossed out 198 00:06:46,142 --> 00:06:48,609 by her avocado-shaped head and blue skin, 199 00:06:48,644 --> 00:06:51,513 and you think I want to put a bag and a wig on her head. 200 00:06:52,582 --> 00:06:54,315 After all the time and energy I spent 201 00:06:54,350 --> 00:06:55,883 teaching you two about race... 202 00:06:55,918 --> 00:06:57,618 you ended up racist. 203 00:06:58,955 --> 00:07:00,555 Soon your world will be rid of Varrix. 204 00:07:00,590 --> 00:07:02,323 Tomorrow, we celebrate. 205 00:07:02,358 --> 00:07:03,925 We could take the kids to the water park. 206 00:07:03,960 --> 00:07:06,093 We celebrate with a hunt! 207 00:07:06,128 --> 00:07:07,995 Ooh. You kids want to hunt? 208 00:07:08,030 --> 00:07:09,063 - Yes. - Yes. 209 00:07:10,766 --> 00:07:13,935 All kneel for King Tommy! 210 00:07:13,970 --> 00:07:15,837 I'm not kneeling. Suck my dick. 211 00:07:15,872 --> 00:07:17,905 Well, hello, all! 212 00:07:17,940 --> 00:07:20,107 I am the King of Froopyland, 213 00:07:20,142 --> 00:07:22,810 but I go by another name, too. 214 00:07:22,845 --> 00:07:24,745 We know. It's Tommy! 215 00:07:24,780 --> 00:07:25,980 - We know. - We know. 216 00:07:26,015 --> 00:07:29,083 I have lived here since I was a mere child. 217 00:07:29,118 --> 00:07:30,151 - We know. - Got it. 218 00:07:30,186 --> 00:07:31,752 I suppose you're wondering, 219 00:07:31,787 --> 00:07:33,821 how do I sustain myself? 220 00:07:33,856 --> 00:07:34,922 - Oh, boy. - No, we aren't. 221 00:07:34,957 --> 00:07:36,991 I always find the theater 222 00:07:37,026 --> 00:07:39,260 is the best way to clarify things. 223 00:07:39,295 --> 00:07:40,294 - Ugh. - Seriously? 224 00:07:40,329 --> 00:07:42,497 Oh, my God. Players, go! 225 00:07:42,532 --> 00:07:43,965 I am little Tommy. 226 00:07:45,134 --> 00:07:46,767 I am tiny Beth. 227 00:07:48,804 --> 00:07:49,837 Oh, come on. 228 00:07:49,872 --> 00:07:51,772 Come with me to a magic land. 229 00:07:51,807 --> 00:07:52,940 Don't do it! 230 00:07:52,975 --> 00:07:55,109 This is my secret Froopyland 231 00:07:55,144 --> 00:07:57,278 where I have no rules! 232 00:07:57,313 --> 00:07:58,546 I am excited. 233 00:07:58,581 --> 00:08:02,783 I am jealous of Tommy's friends and his Nintendo 234 00:08:02,818 --> 00:08:04,619 and his dad who likes him. 235 00:08:04,654 --> 00:08:07,121 I take it Tommy wasn't class playwright. 236 00:08:07,156 --> 00:08:09,023 You want to see the Honey Swamp? 237 00:08:09,058 --> 00:08:11,158 Yes! Let's do it! 238 00:08:11,193 --> 00:08:13,060 Well, I want to see you dead. 239 00:08:13,095 --> 00:08:15,463 Ow, help! I'm stuck! 240 00:08:15,498 --> 00:08:16,831 I'm covered in honey. 241 00:08:16,866 --> 00:08:18,533 Huh. Well, that's interesting. 242 00:08:18,568 --> 00:08:19,734 Fake news. 243 00:08:19,769 --> 00:08:21,402 Many nights have passed, 244 00:08:21,437 --> 00:08:24,205 trapped in this strange land. 245 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:29,544 I am hungry, and all I can do to pass the time is hump. 246 00:08:29,579 --> 00:08:31,879 I will hump this rock. 247 00:08:33,249 --> 00:08:34,982 I will hump this tree. 248 00:08:36,285 --> 00:08:38,853 I will hump this beast of the land 249 00:08:38,888 --> 00:08:40,821 and put my seed in it. 250 00:08:42,358 --> 00:08:45,493 I am the first of Tommy's children. 251 00:08:45,528 --> 00:08:49,397 Eat of my flesh so you may survive. 252 00:08:49,432 --> 00:08:51,899 And so I did. 253 00:08:51,934 --> 00:08:53,568 Oh, wow. 254 00:08:53,603 --> 00:08:54,835 Okay. Yeah. 255 00:08:54,870 --> 00:08:57,171 Certified fresh. Good... Good job. 256 00:08:57,206 --> 00:08:59,840 Perhaps a demonstration is in order. 257 00:08:59,875 --> 00:09:02,176 No, that is the last thing that is in order! Ugh. 258 00:09:02,211 --> 00:09:03,711 Oh, my God. Poor Froopy character. 259 00:09:03,746 --> 00:09:05,379 Leave him alone. 260 00:09:05,414 --> 00:09:07,682 - Ahh. - Gather round, gang! 261 00:09:07,717 --> 00:09:08,716 Dinner time. 262 00:09:10,052 --> 00:09:12,887 All right, that's it. I'm outta here. 263 00:09:12,922 --> 00:09:14,388 What are you doing? 264 00:09:14,423 --> 00:09:15,723 We're in the middle of an adventure. 265 00:09:15,758 --> 00:09:17,525 Here's some things an adventure needs, Beth. 266 00:09:17,560 --> 00:09:19,860 Conflict, stakes, a way for me to benefit, 267 00:09:19,895 --> 00:09:21,195 and, clearly, Morty. 268 00:09:21,230 --> 00:09:22,563 But Tommy's still in there, 269 00:09:22,598 --> 00:09:24,432 raping Muppets and eating babies. 270 00:09:24,467 --> 00:09:26,067 Yep. Luckily, that's not our problem. 271 00:09:26,102 --> 00:09:27,201 Time to pull the plug. 272 00:09:27,236 --> 00:09:28,436 Pull the plug? 273 00:09:28,471 --> 00:09:30,204 We have to get Tommy out of there, okay? 274 00:09:30,239 --> 00:09:31,539 We... We need to do the right thing. 275 00:09:31,574 --> 00:09:33,040 Do what you never did as a dad... 276 00:09:33,075 --> 00:09:34,275 Put in a little effort. 277 00:09:34,310 --> 00:09:35,543 All right, cut the high-road routine. 278 00:09:35,578 --> 00:09:37,211 We both saw Tommy's shitty play. 279 00:09:37,246 --> 00:09:38,713 You pushed him in the Honey Swamp, Beth. 280 00:09:38,748 --> 00:09:40,715 His very happy life is in your hands. 281 00:09:40,750 --> 00:09:42,316 You go save him from it. 282 00:09:42,351 --> 00:09:44,585 You're gonna believe a play over your own daughter? 283 00:09:44,620 --> 00:09:47,054 Yes, I am, Beth, because you're not my own daughter. 284 00:09:47,089 --> 00:09:48,089 Oh, God, yes. 285 00:09:48,124 --> 00:09:49,390 I'm one of infinite Beths 286 00:09:49,425 --> 00:09:51,392 with infinite fathers in infinite universes. 287 00:09:51,427 --> 00:09:52,994 It's called a hug, Dad. It won't kill you. 288 00:09:53,029 --> 00:09:54,328 Yeah, don't be so sure. 289 00:09:54,363 --> 00:09:55,896 You know why all Ricks made a Froopyland 290 00:09:55,931 --> 00:09:57,064 for all their little girls? 291 00:09:57,099 --> 00:09:58,432 Same reason I wasn't surprised 292 00:09:58,467 --> 00:10:00,167 by Tommy's overwritten, badly structured, 293 00:10:00,202 --> 00:10:01,502 cheaply produced flashback. 294 00:10:01,537 --> 00:10:03,404 You were a scary fuckin' kid, man. 295 00:10:03,439 --> 00:10:04,739 Oh, my God. 296 00:10:04,774 --> 00:10:06,741 I didn't make Froopyland to get rid of you, Beth. 297 00:10:06,776 --> 00:10:08,476 I did it to protect the neighborhood. 298 00:10:08,511 --> 00:10:10,077 Not in a noble sense. 299 00:10:10,112 --> 00:10:11,612 It was just more practical to sequester you 300 00:10:11,647 --> 00:10:14,015 before I had to start, you know, cloning a replacement 301 00:10:14,050 --> 00:10:16,917 for every less-than-polite little boy or gullible animal 302 00:10:16,952 --> 00:10:18,519 that might cross your socio-path. 303 00:10:18,554 --> 00:10:20,521 You would rather believe I'm evil 304 00:10:20,556 --> 00:10:22,089 than admit that you were a bad father? 305 00:10:22,124 --> 00:10:23,524 Oh, dude, no. 306 00:10:23,559 --> 00:10:25,292 No, bad father all the way to the max over here. 307 00:10:25,327 --> 00:10:26,594 I'm a fuckin' nutcase. 308 00:10:26,629 --> 00:10:28,429 And the acorn plopped straight down, baby. 309 00:10:28,464 --> 00:10:29,764 Look at some of this shit 310 00:10:29,799 --> 00:10:31,532 you were asking me to make you as a kid. 311 00:10:31,567 --> 00:10:32,600 Ray guns. 312 00:10:32,635 --> 00:10:34,368 A whip that forces people to like you. 313 00:10:34,403 --> 00:10:38,305 Invisibility cuffs, a parent trap, a lightning gun, 314 00:10:38,340 --> 00:10:40,775 a teddy bear with anatomically correct innards, 315 00:10:40,810 --> 00:10:44,612 night-vision googly-eye glasses, sound-erasing sneakers, 316 00:10:44,647 --> 00:10:47,782 false fingerprints, fall-asleep darts, 317 00:10:47,817 --> 00:10:51,452 a lie-detecting doll, an indestructible baseball bat, 318 00:10:51,487 --> 00:10:55,056 a Taser shaped like a ladybug, a fake police badge, 319 00:10:55,091 --> 00:10:58,559 location-tracking stickers, rainbow-colored duct tape, 320 00:10:58,594 --> 00:11:02,463 mind-control hair clips, poison gum, 321 00:11:02,498 --> 00:11:04,365 a pink, sentient switchblade. 322 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:06,033 Hi, Beth, you've gotten taller. 323 00:11:06,068 --> 00:11:07,168 Shall we resume stabbing? 324 00:11:07,203 --> 00:11:08,369 Has it occurred to you 325 00:11:08,404 --> 00:11:09,637 that I asked you to make those things 326 00:11:09,672 --> 00:11:11,472 because I wanted you to spend time with me? 327 00:11:11,507 --> 00:11:14,141 Has it occurred to you that if I did try killing Tommy, 328 00:11:14,176 --> 00:11:16,310 it might be because I was jealous of his family? 329 00:11:16,345 --> 00:11:17,678 Wait, what? Why? 330 00:11:17,713 --> 00:11:19,146 Wasn't his dad, like, some kind of cannibal? 331 00:11:19,181 --> 00:11:20,381 Seems like it must be hereditary. 332 00:11:20,416 --> 00:11:22,149 Oh, my God. This is your fault. 333 00:11:22,184 --> 00:11:23,551 I am not a bad person. 334 00:11:23,586 --> 00:11:24,985 I'm gonna go back in there, 335 00:11:25,020 --> 00:11:26,987 I'm getting Tommy, and I'm fixing this! 336 00:11:27,022 --> 00:11:30,691 Whatever you say, Stone Cold Steve Austin. 337 00:11:30,726 --> 00:11:32,259 I don't know why I just said that. 338 00:11:32,294 --> 00:11:34,662 Doesn't make a lot of sense, but gotta stand by it. 339 00:11:34,697 --> 00:11:37,198 Whatever you say, Stone Cold Steve Austin. 340 00:11:37,233 --> 00:11:38,466 I'm owning it. 341 00:11:42,805 --> 00:11:45,172 - No, Dad! - You're not doing it right! 342 00:11:45,207 --> 00:11:47,174 Cutting off their heads isn't doing it right? 343 00:11:47,209 --> 00:11:49,410 They're clearly regenerative! 344 00:11:49,445 --> 00:11:52,012 I-I think you have to stab them through the heart or something. 345 00:11:52,047 --> 00:11:53,547 You think or you know? 346 00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:55,916 I thought you were the alien expert, Isaac Asi-hole. 347 00:11:55,951 --> 00:11:57,752 Don't snap at me! I'm tired! 348 00:11:57,787 --> 00:11:59,553 - Me, too! - We're all tired! 349 00:12:02,958 --> 00:12:04,592 That's the last of them. 350 00:12:04,627 --> 00:12:06,227 Tonight, we celebrate. 351 00:12:06,262 --> 00:12:07,094 With a hunt? 352 00:12:07,129 --> 00:12:12,133 Yes, for tomorrow, we hunt. 353 00:12:18,407 --> 00:12:22,109 I, uh, really have to get out of this soul bond. 354 00:12:22,144 --> 00:12:23,611 - What the fuck, Dad? - Oh, my God! Duh! 355 00:12:23,646 --> 00:12:24,645 - Obviously! - Yeah, no kidding! 356 00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:25,713 Can you guys help me? 357 00:12:25,748 --> 00:12:27,047 What? How? 358 00:12:27,082 --> 00:12:28,716 Can I just, uh, tell her it's because of my kids? 359 00:12:28,751 --> 00:12:31,285 You know, like, you don't like the shape of her head, or... 360 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:33,621 That's you, Dad! That's you! 361 00:12:33,656 --> 00:12:35,456 You're a baby and an idiot! 362 00:12:35,491 --> 00:12:37,758 I think that's been established, Summer. Now help me! 363 00:12:37,793 --> 00:12:39,126 First, I want you to admit 364 00:12:39,161 --> 00:12:41,462 that you're a closet racist, a beta-male sexist, 365 00:12:41,497 --> 00:12:43,764 and you dragged everyone into a horrible situation 366 00:12:43,799 --> 00:12:45,299 by only thinking of yourself. 367 00:12:45,334 --> 00:12:46,167 Okay. 368 00:12:46,202 --> 00:12:47,902 I want to hear you say it. 369 00:12:49,972 --> 00:12:51,906 Look, I'm a closeted racist, 370 00:12:51,941 --> 00:12:53,607 and I'm sexist and selfish, 371 00:12:53,642 --> 00:12:56,911 and I dragged us all into my sexist, racist bad things 372 00:12:56,946 --> 00:12:58,479 because I'm stupid. Thank you. 373 00:12:58,514 --> 00:13:00,648 Now you're gonna help me, right? She just did. 374 00:13:00,683 --> 00:13:02,583 Yeah, clean up your own mess. 375 00:13:02,618 --> 00:13:04,485 Wait, wait, what? 376 00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:06,086 Oh, man. 377 00:13:06,121 --> 00:13:07,988 All right, everybody. 378 00:13:08,023 --> 00:13:09,256 Next item on the docket... 379 00:13:09,291 --> 00:13:11,358 I would like to have sex with some of you, 380 00:13:11,393 --> 00:13:14,161 and then eat the babies. 381 00:13:14,196 --> 00:13:15,496 I thought you'd like that. 382 00:13:15,531 --> 00:13:17,498 I do keep rolling out the hits, don't I? 383 00:13:18,701 --> 00:13:21,268 Oh! It's the Magic Crayon Lady! 384 00:13:21,303 --> 00:13:23,871 Are you hungry? I was just about to make dinner. 385 00:13:23,906 --> 00:13:25,472 And by "make dinner," I mean... 386 00:13:25,507 --> 00:13:28,275 Tommy, I'm going to take you to the real world. 387 00:13:28,310 --> 00:13:29,844 Well, this is the real world. 388 00:13:29,879 --> 00:13:31,312 No, you don't understand! Your dad... 389 00:13:31,347 --> 00:13:33,380 Uh, people think your dad ate you! 390 00:13:33,415 --> 00:13:34,982 So? You doy-oy! 391 00:13:35,017 --> 00:13:36,483 People should eat people. 392 00:13:36,518 --> 00:13:37,651 Just leave me alone! 393 00:13:37,686 --> 00:13:39,486 Tommy, you don't understand. 394 00:13:39,521 --> 00:13:40,788 I have to make this right 395 00:13:40,823 --> 00:13:42,823 because it's my fault that you're in here. 396 00:13:42,858 --> 00:13:44,692 I'm Beth. 397 00:13:44,727 --> 00:13:45,793 - Beth? - The destroyer! 398 00:13:45,828 --> 00:13:46,994 The destroyer! 399 00:13:47,029 --> 00:13:48,863 Oh, suck it up, Princess Incest. 400 00:13:48,898 --> 00:13:50,331 You fell into some honey. 401 00:13:50,366 --> 00:13:53,734 Well, it tends to happen when one is pushed into honey. 402 00:13:53,769 --> 00:13:56,871 I respect your right to believe I pushed you. 403 00:13:56,906 --> 00:13:58,539 Oh, do I get to have that? 404 00:13:58,574 --> 00:14:00,674 Is my reality like a little side of fries... 405 00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:03,344 a little Kwanzaa you're willing to slide my way? 406 00:14:03,379 --> 00:14:06,247 Yes, because I'm focused on saving your father's life 407 00:14:06,282 --> 00:14:08,148 because I'm not a petty piece of shit. 408 00:14:08,183 --> 00:14:10,217 So, then, it should be pretty easy 409 00:14:10,252 --> 00:14:12,319 to say, "Sorry I pushed you." 410 00:14:12,354 --> 00:14:13,988 Real easy and not necessary, 411 00:14:14,023 --> 00:14:15,556 since you coming home will save your dad's life 412 00:14:15,591 --> 00:14:16,924 whereas nothing is changed 413 00:14:16,959 --> 00:14:18,726 by anyone stroking your batshit-crazy ego. 414 00:14:18,761 --> 00:14:20,060 Sorry, forgive me. 415 00:14:20,095 --> 00:14:21,662 Uh, I've been in Froopyland for quite a while. 416 00:14:21,697 --> 00:14:23,163 Have apologies changed? 417 00:14:23,198 --> 00:14:25,900 Tommy, I'm sorry you think you deserve an apology. 418 00:14:25,935 --> 00:14:27,201 Oh, my God. I'm my father. 419 00:14:27,236 --> 00:14:30,037 Uh, will someone just kill this B-word? 420 00:14:31,273 --> 00:14:32,673 Hi-ya! 421 00:14:32,708 --> 00:14:35,009 Oh, my God. I'm my father! 422 00:14:35,044 --> 00:14:36,410 Ya! Ooh! Froopy! 423 00:14:37,780 --> 00:14:39,713 - It's stab time! - Ooh! 424 00:14:40,950 --> 00:14:43,217 And that's why one pussy plus two pussies 425 00:14:43,252 --> 00:14:46,053 makes a bunch of pussies. 426 00:14:46,088 --> 00:14:47,254 Come on, y'all, I'm trying to make this 427 00:14:47,289 --> 00:14:49,189 appealing to your sex-addicted lifestyles. 428 00:14:49,224 --> 00:14:51,926 Hi, I need to pull Morty out of school. Come on, Morty. 429 00:14:51,961 --> 00:14:53,861 Ha! You heard your daddy, Morty. 430 00:14:53,896 --> 00:14:55,195 You have to leave school. 431 00:14:55,230 --> 00:14:56,931 Wait, what are my values? 432 00:14:56,966 --> 00:14:58,632 Dad, what's going on? We're going to Alaska. 433 00:14:58,667 --> 00:15:00,301 What? Why? It's nice there. 434 00:15:00,336 --> 00:15:02,436 Also, I broke up with Kiara, and she didn't take it well, 435 00:15:02,471 --> 00:15:03,871 and she wants to murder you two. 436 00:15:03,906 --> 00:15:05,439 What? Th-Then why are we walking? 437 00:15:05,474 --> 00:15:06,907 I'm walking because I'm tired. 438 00:15:06,942 --> 00:15:08,075 You guys should definitely run. 439 00:15:10,679 --> 00:15:12,079 Excuse me, I just... 440 00:15:12,114 --> 00:15:14,048 You know what? I'm... I'm just gonna go left. 441 00:15:14,083 --> 00:15:15,616 No, okay, your left, that's fine. 442 00:15:15,651 --> 00:15:18,752 Do you know what left is, 'cause... Ugh! 443 00:15:18,787 --> 00:15:21,121 What does your breakup have to do with us? 444 00:15:21,156 --> 00:15:22,723 Yeah, we chose Mom hands down. 445 00:15:22,758 --> 00:15:24,491 I thought we made that clear at the lawyer's office 446 00:15:24,526 --> 00:15:27,094 and in the comments under your weird rant on Facebook. 447 00:15:28,464 --> 00:15:31,065 She kind of blames you guys for the breakup. 448 00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:32,299 - Why? - Why? 449 00:15:32,334 --> 00:15:33,767 Because I told her it was your fault. 450 00:15:33,802 --> 00:15:34,835 - What? - What? 451 00:15:34,870 --> 00:15:36,403 Look, I'm not an evil person. 452 00:15:36,438 --> 00:15:38,572 I'm just not very imaginative! 453 00:15:43,445 --> 00:15:44,144 Oh! 454 00:15:49,151 --> 00:15:50,351 No. 455 00:15:52,621 --> 00:15:54,521 Hey. Hey. 456 00:15:54,556 --> 00:15:58,492 Um, hmm, so just, like, out of curiosity, 457 00:15:58,527 --> 00:16:00,494 if you were gonna make a clone of Tommy, 458 00:16:00,529 --> 00:16:02,096 what would you need to get started? 459 00:16:02,131 --> 00:16:03,864 I don't kn... Tommy's DNA? 460 00:16:03,899 --> 00:16:05,632 Okay, 'cause he, um... 461 00:16:05,667 --> 00:16:07,868 Yeah, he didn't want to come back, 462 00:16:07,903 --> 00:16:10,304 so, um, he gave me this. 463 00:16:10,339 --> 00:16:12,006 He gave you his finger? 464 00:16:12,041 --> 00:16:13,340 Uh, well, what happened is... 465 00:16:13,375 --> 00:16:15,342 It's okay. It doesn't matter. Okay. 466 00:16:15,377 --> 00:16:17,011 This'll take about three hours. 467 00:16:17,046 --> 00:16:18,645 Okay. 468 00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:20,514 Hey. You want to help? 469 00:16:20,549 --> 00:16:22,349 Okay. 470 00:16:53,082 --> 00:16:55,582 I am wiped out. I guess I'll turn in. 471 00:16:55,617 --> 00:16:57,985 Cool. 472 00:16:58,020 --> 00:16:59,186 Dad? 473 00:16:59,221 --> 00:17:00,888 I feel like I've spent my life 474 00:17:00,923 --> 00:17:04,558 pretending you're a great guy and trying to be like you. 475 00:17:04,593 --> 00:17:06,260 And the ugly truth has always been... 476 00:17:06,295 --> 00:17:10,164 That I'm not that great a guy and you're exactly like me. 477 00:17:10,199 --> 00:17:11,198 Am I evil? 478 00:17:11,233 --> 00:17:12,733 Worse. You're smart. 479 00:17:12,768 --> 00:17:15,235 When you know nothing matters, the universe is yours. 480 00:17:15,270 --> 00:17:17,371 And I've never met a universe that was into it. 481 00:17:17,406 --> 00:17:19,006 The universe is basically an animal. 482 00:17:19,041 --> 00:17:20,407 It grazes on the ordinary. 483 00:17:20,442 --> 00:17:22,509 It creates infinite idiots just to eat them, 484 00:17:22,544 --> 00:17:24,545 not unlike your friend Timmy. Tommy. 485 00:17:24,580 --> 00:17:26,113 Yeah, it hardly matters now, sweetie. 486 00:17:26,148 --> 00:17:28,048 You know, smart people get a chance to climb on top, 487 00:17:28,083 --> 00:17:29,383 take reality for a ride, 488 00:17:29,418 --> 00:17:31,118 but it'll never stop trying to throw you. 489 00:17:31,153 --> 00:17:32,352 And, eventually, it will. 490 00:17:32,387 --> 00:17:34,121 There's no other way off. 491 00:17:34,156 --> 00:17:37,758 Dad, I'm out of excuses to not be who I am. 492 00:17:37,793 --> 00:17:40,761 So who am I? What do I do? 493 00:17:40,796 --> 00:17:42,229 My advice... Take off. 494 00:17:42,264 --> 00:17:44,798 Put a saddle on your universe. Let it kick itself out. 495 00:17:44,833 --> 00:17:46,066 I can't do that. 496 00:17:46,101 --> 00:17:47,701 The kids, Jerry, my job, 497 00:17:47,736 --> 00:17:49,636 and, as much as I hate to admit it, ABC's "The Bachelor." 498 00:17:49,671 --> 00:17:51,939 I can make a clone of you, a perfect instance of you, 499 00:17:51,974 --> 00:17:53,040 with all your memories. 500 00:17:53,075 --> 00:17:54,475 An exact copy in every way. 501 00:17:54,510 --> 00:17:56,276 It'll love and provide for the kids, 502 00:17:56,311 --> 00:17:59,546 do your job, and consume broadcast-network reality TV 503 00:17:59,581 --> 00:18:02,082 on the same allegedly ironic level as you. 504 00:18:02,117 --> 00:18:03,417 You could be gone a day, a week, 505 00:18:03,452 --> 00:18:05,619 or the rest of your life with zero consequences. 506 00:18:05,654 --> 00:18:07,121 The moment you decide to come back, 507 00:18:07,156 --> 00:18:09,490 I flip a switch, and the clone's job is done. 508 00:18:09,525 --> 00:18:11,291 It feels no pain, it regrets nothing, 509 00:18:11,326 --> 00:18:14,661 and has zero chance of going "Blade Runner." 510 00:18:14,696 --> 00:18:17,498 If nothing matters, why would you do that for me? 511 00:18:17,533 --> 00:18:20,134 I don't know, maybe you matter so little that I like you. 512 00:18:20,169 --> 00:18:22,236 Or maybe it makes you matter. 513 00:18:22,271 --> 00:18:23,303 Maybe I love you. 514 00:18:23,338 --> 00:18:24,471 Maybe something about your mother. 515 00:18:24,506 --> 00:18:27,141 Don't jump a gift shark in the mouth. 516 00:18:27,176 --> 00:18:28,475 I don't know if I can do it. 517 00:18:28,510 --> 00:18:30,477 Then stay, and luxuriate in a life 518 00:18:30,512 --> 00:18:32,346 you can finally know you've chosen. 519 00:18:32,381 --> 00:18:34,648 My secret bonus is that no matter what you choose, 520 00:18:34,683 --> 00:18:36,817 you're finally gonna chill the fuck out. 521 00:18:42,558 --> 00:18:44,291 Okay. 522 00:18:44,326 --> 00:18:46,660 I know what I want to do. 523 00:18:47,696 --> 00:18:48,695 Aah! 524 00:18:48,730 --> 00:18:50,164 Ow! 525 00:18:50,199 --> 00:18:52,166 You can't run forever! 526 00:18:52,201 --> 00:18:53,433 She's really pissed off. 527 00:18:53,468 --> 00:18:55,202 I know. It's kinda hot. 528 00:18:55,237 --> 00:18:56,503 Shut up! 529 00:18:56,538 --> 00:18:58,772 The hunters! They're back! Run! 530 00:18:58,807 --> 00:19:00,440 - We're not hunters. - We want to hide with you. 531 00:19:00,475 --> 00:19:02,209 We're not hiding. We're nesting. 532 00:19:02,244 --> 00:19:03,277 Ooh la la. 533 00:19:04,513 --> 00:19:06,346 The children must be destroyed 534 00:19:06,381 --> 00:19:07,714 so that we can be together. 535 00:19:07,749 --> 00:19:11,351 You need to break up with her, Dad... properly! 536 00:19:11,386 --> 00:19:13,220 God damn it, Dad! 537 00:19:13,255 --> 00:19:15,322 Dump her! 538 00:19:15,357 --> 00:19:16,356 Okay, okay. 539 00:19:16,391 --> 00:19:18,325 Kiara, let's just run away. 540 00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:19,359 - Dad! - Come on! 541 00:19:19,394 --> 00:19:20,827 Just rip the Band-Aid off! 542 00:19:20,862 --> 00:19:22,196 Okay! 543 00:19:22,231 --> 00:19:24,164 Kiara, when I told you my kids were bigoted racists 544 00:19:24,199 --> 00:19:26,033 who were demanding I break up with you, 545 00:19:26,068 --> 00:19:27,467 I lied. 546 00:19:27,502 --> 00:19:29,536 If anybody deserves to be telekinetically strangled, 547 00:19:29,571 --> 00:19:30,704 it's me. 548 00:19:30,739 --> 00:19:34,308 I'm the one who wants to break up. 549 00:19:34,343 --> 00:19:36,009 I... I'm not an evil person. 550 00:19:36,044 --> 00:19:37,377 I'm lazy, I'm cowardly, 551 00:19:37,412 --> 00:19:39,646 and... and I do not know what I'm doing. 552 00:19:39,681 --> 00:19:41,748 Look, I got someone pregnant at 17. 553 00:19:41,783 --> 00:19:44,484 We're getting a divorce. None of this is on purpose. 554 00:19:44,519 --> 00:19:46,220 I was excited to date someone cool 555 00:19:46,255 --> 00:19:49,356 because it would make my ex notice me. 556 00:19:49,391 --> 00:19:53,727 I would expect nothing less from humanity... 557 00:19:53,762 --> 00:19:56,430 a selfish, manipulative, dishonest species that... 558 00:19:56,465 --> 00:19:59,333 - Kiara? - Trandor! 559 00:19:59,368 --> 00:20:00,767 What are you doing here? 560 00:20:00,802 --> 00:20:02,236 Just... hunting. 561 00:20:02,271 --> 00:20:03,904 Do you really expect me to believe 562 00:20:03,939 --> 00:20:06,039 it has nothing to do with us? 563 00:20:06,074 --> 00:20:07,541 You knew Earth was my domain. 564 00:20:07,576 --> 00:20:09,509 I don't like what you're insinuating. 565 00:20:09,544 --> 00:20:11,345 Dad, can we go now? Hold on a second. 566 00:20:11,380 --> 00:20:14,414 I'm starting to get the feeling that I was the rebound. 567 00:20:14,449 --> 00:20:16,283 Dad, you just got handed an Ex Machina. 568 00:20:16,318 --> 00:20:17,584 You're taking it. 569 00:20:17,619 --> 00:20:21,088 Varrix nests spread across 300 galaxies, 570 00:20:21,123 --> 00:20:23,790 and you just happened to pick this planet to hunt? 571 00:20:23,825 --> 00:20:27,127 That's Gorgon shit... total Gorgon shit! 572 00:20:28,397 --> 00:20:30,097 We're home! 573 00:20:30,132 --> 00:20:31,632 Hey, guys! What's for dinner? 574 00:20:31,667 --> 00:20:33,267 How was Jerry's? The usual. 575 00:20:33,302 --> 00:20:35,535 Can we have pizza? Pizza sounds great. 576 00:20:35,570 --> 00:20:37,638 Hey, Rick, did you know my dad was dating an alien? 577 00:20:37,673 --> 00:20:40,140 No. Gross. For the alien. 578 00:20:40,175 --> 00:20:42,609 Aw, crap, I think Arnaldo's is closed. 579 00:20:42,644 --> 00:20:44,211 Are you guys sure you want pizza? 580 00:20:46,481 --> 00:20:48,582 Arnaldo's isn't closed in the dimension 581 00:20:48,617 --> 00:20:50,317 where they didn't invent Daylight Savings! 582 00:20:50,352 --> 00:20:53,153 What would we do without you? I love you, Dad. 583 00:20:53,188 --> 00:20:54,955 Love you, too, sweetie. 584 00:20:56,191 --> 00:20:57,624 By the way, that wasn't time travel. 585 00:20:57,659 --> 00:20:59,293 There were just a couple pizzas on the counter. 586 00:20:59,328 --> 00:21:00,961 I grabbed them. 587 00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:33,927 Hey, Jerry, it's Kiara. 588 00:21:33,962 --> 00:21:36,496 Listen, my boyfriend saw those texts you've been sending me, 589 00:21:36,531 --> 00:21:37,964 and he got pretty pissed off. 590 00:21:37,999 --> 00:21:40,267 If he calls you, just ignore him! 591 00:21:40,302 --> 00:21:41,702 This is Carmox. 592 00:21:41,737 --> 00:21:43,170 I have intercepted sexual communications 593 00:21:43,205 --> 00:21:45,005 between you and my new girlfriend, Kiara. 594 00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:47,007 I am coming to kill you now! 595 00:21:47,042 --> 00:21:48,809 Yo, Jerry, it's the Big R. 596 00:21:48,844 --> 00:21:50,877 Uh, I killed that alien that was coming after ya. 597 00:21:50,912 --> 00:21:52,679 Looking out for ya, buddy. 598 00:21:52,714 --> 00:21:54,214 Hey, Jerry, it's Rick. 599 00:21:54,249 --> 00:21:56,016 Don't be mad. I fucked your ex-girlfriend Kiara. 600 00:21:56,051 --> 00:21:57,384 Who are you talking to, Rick? 601 00:21:57,419 --> 00:21:58,819 Doesn't matter. 602 00:21:58,854 --> 00:22:00,520 Hey, Jerry, this is Michael 603 00:22:00,555 --> 00:22:02,022 down at The Antique Phone rentals. 604 00:22:02,057 --> 00:22:03,690 Um, I'm gonna go ahead and let you off the hook 605 00:22:03,725 --> 00:22:05,225 for the $70 late fee. 606 00:22:05,260 --> 00:22:06,793 You can go ahead and keep that answering machine. 607 00:22:06,828 --> 00:22:08,528 Nobody really uses those anymore 608 00:22:08,563 --> 00:22:10,030 except for exposition on TV shows, anyways.