1 00:00:16,060 --> 00:00:17,594 Aah, aah! 2 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:25,429 Oh, my God. 3 00:00:25,430 --> 00:00:27,079 Holy. 4 00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:28,639 - Oh. - What are... What are these things? 5 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:29,710 Do I look like I know? 6 00:00:29,718 --> 00:00:31,799 Last thing I remember, I was, ugh, in a cave 7 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:34,119 looking at some wet egg and... Oh, that probably did it. 8 00:00:34,120 --> 00:00:35,539 I told you not to look at that egg! 9 00:00:35,540 --> 00:00:36,587 I-It was too wet. 10 00:00:36,588 --> 00:00:38,059 You don't get to tell me what to look at. 11 00:00:38,060 --> 00:00:39,226 I've seen your Pornhub account. 12 00:00:39,228 --> 00:00:40,827 Also, who makes a Pornhub account? 13 00:00:40,828 --> 00:00:43,097 The algorithm learns your preferences better that way. 14 00:00:43,098 --> 00:00:45,119 Plus if you get in kind of a cool enough relationship, 15 00:00:45,120 --> 00:00:46,689 you can sort of follow each other 16 00:00:46,690 --> 00:00:48,239 and check out each other's kinks, you know? 17 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:49,779 All right, God damn, sold. 18 00:00:49,780 --> 00:00:51,199 - How do we get out of here? - Morty, relax. 19 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:52,439 They're face-hugging parasites. 20 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:54,840 I don't think their society's gonna be that hard to navigate. 21 00:00:56,960 --> 00:01:00,170 Okay, yeah, this might be a little harder than I thought. 22 00:01:00,178 --> 00:01:03,097 Holy They've got an M&M's store. 23 00:01:30,570 --> 00:01:34,920 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - www.addic7ed.com ... 24 00:01:36,948 --> 00:01:39,409 This is bad, Rick. Th-Th-Th-Th-This is really bad. 25 00:01:39,410 --> 00:01:41,359 Just be cool, Morty. All we gotta do is blend in, 26 00:01:41,360 --> 00:01:43,300 find our ship, and get the outta here. 27 00:01:44,264 --> 00:01:46,086 All right, Morty, here's the plan, put this back on your face. 28 00:01:46,087 --> 00:01:47,589 I-I'm not putting that back on my face! 29 00:01:47,590 --> 00:01:50,657 Relax. It's dead. 30 00:01:50,658 --> 00:01:52,179 Okay, now it's dead. 31 00:01:52,180 --> 00:01:53,857 Come on, hurry up. 32 00:01:54,820 --> 00:01:56,260 Rick, i-it's bleeding. 33 00:01:56,270 --> 00:01:57,299 I-It's bleeding acid. 34 00:01:57,300 --> 00:01:58,699 All right, well, that should be the last of it. 35 00:01:58,700 --> 00:02:01,405 If not, then just gimme two tugs on the arm. 36 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,939 Seems like a self-destructive life cycle. 37 00:02:06,940 --> 00:02:08,247 Is that gonna happen to us? 38 00:02:08,248 --> 00:02:09,677 You feel an egg in your stomach? 39 00:02:09,678 --> 00:02:12,619 - No. - Well, glass half full. 40 00:02:12,620 --> 00:02:13,787 - How's it going? - 'Sup. 41 00:02:13,788 --> 00:02:15,199 - Glory to Glorzo. - Totally. 42 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:16,419 Love Glorzo. 43 00:02:16,420 --> 00:02:18,009 Glorzo is peace. 44 00:02:18,010 --> 00:02:19,719 Peace is Glorzo. 45 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:22,027 Wow, just cogs in the machine, y'know? 46 00:02:22,028 --> 00:02:23,827 - Ma-Makes you think... - Yeah, I'm sure you'll make this 47 00:02:23,828 --> 00:02:25,879 into a beautiful short film that your parents'll pay for, 48 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:27,999 Morty, but right now, we really just need to find my ship. 49 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,490 You sure you're not just jealous? 50 00:02:29,498 --> 00:02:31,809 Looks like I'm kind of a celebrity around here. 51 00:02:31,810 --> 00:02:33,397 The future is Glorzo! 52 00:02:33,398 --> 00:02:35,889 Oh, my God. I was just reading you. 53 00:02:35,890 --> 00:02:38,879 Congratulations on making it into print media. 54 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:39,960 Real bright future there. 55 00:02:39,970 --> 00:02:42,377 Honestly, it's shocking to see the two of you together. 56 00:02:42,378 --> 00:02:44,377 Because we're both geniuses? 57 00:02:44,378 --> 00:02:46,147 No, because I've seen your videos, 58 00:02:46,148 --> 00:02:47,660 and you make me sick. 59 00:02:47,661 --> 00:02:49,520 Fix him. 60 00:02:51,780 --> 00:02:52,899 Glory to Glorzo. 61 00:02:52,900 --> 00:02:54,486 Sir, you shouldn't wander off like that. 62 00:02:54,487 --> 00:02:55,628 We've been looking all over for you. 63 00:02:55,630 --> 00:02:57,457 The project is ready for your approval. 64 00:02:57,458 --> 00:02:59,157 Sir, is this man bothering you? 65 00:02:59,158 --> 00:03:00,649 Um, no, h-he's fine. 66 00:03:00,650 --> 00:03:02,559 Uh, what... what project? 67 00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:04,594 Jesus Christ, who the was I? 68 00:03:04,595 --> 00:03:08,380 Here's a scientific fact I'm not allowed to say... 69 00:03:08,390 --> 00:03:12,737 Our hosts are biologically designed to incubate our eggs. 70 00:03:12,738 --> 00:03:15,019 If that "triggers" you, off. 71 00:03:15,020 --> 00:03:16,579 If it doesn't, please like and subscribe. 72 00:03:16,580 --> 00:03:18,350 New videos every Glorzday. 73 00:03:18,358 --> 00:03:20,077 God, was I at least rich? 74 00:03:20,078 --> 00:03:21,799 I mean, d-d-did I at least sell out 75 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:23,247 and sell vitamins or something? 76 00:03:23,248 --> 00:03:24,779 Rick, I've watched enough Pornhub to know 77 00:03:24,780 --> 00:03:26,250 what a studio apartment looks like. 78 00:03:26,258 --> 00:03:27,649 God damn. 79 00:03:27,650 --> 00:03:29,828 Jesus, your Glorzo got done. 80 00:03:29,829 --> 00:03:32,899 My lord, we await your command. 81 00:03:32,900 --> 00:03:35,666 Oh, to... shoot it? A-At people? 82 00:03:35,667 --> 00:03:37,267 Glorzo is peace. 83 00:03:37,268 --> 00:03:38,879 All shall be made Glorzo. 84 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:39,963 Glory to Glorzo. 85 00:03:40,780 --> 00:03:42,270 I... did this? 86 00:03:42,276 --> 00:03:46,037 You and the amazing technology you both brought us. 87 00:03:46,038 --> 00:03:47,636 Yeah, makes sense. 88 00:03:47,637 --> 00:03:48,639 A-And where was this heading? 89 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:49,744 Earth? Probably Earth? 90 00:03:49,745 --> 00:03:51,359 The humans call it "Earth." 91 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:53,677 Yeah, well, okay, first of all, great work. 92 00:03:53,678 --> 00:03:55,548 You guys obviously put a lot of work into this. 93 00:03:55,549 --> 00:03:57,179 - Okay. - And y'know, it shows. 94 00:03:57,180 --> 00:03:59,169 I-It really shows. But um... 95 00:03:59,170 --> 00:04:00,629 I-I've been thinking, and, you know, 96 00:04:00,630 --> 00:04:01,985 maybe we should just call this off. 97 00:04:01,986 --> 00:04:04,319 Sorry, is... is there more? 98 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:05,379 Nope, nope. 99 00:04:05,380 --> 00:04:07,619 I-I guess, uh, that... that's it. 100 00:04:07,620 --> 00:04:10,479 Just don't Glorzo Earth. 101 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:13,297 Just would've been nice to have heard this sooner 102 00:04:13,298 --> 00:04:15,206 before we spent all day on it. 103 00:04:15,207 --> 00:04:17,166 Yeah, well, I-I'm just hearing about it, too. 104 00:04:17,167 --> 00:04:18,567 - You ordered it. - Right. 105 00:04:18,568 --> 00:04:20,149 I-I did, and, um... 106 00:04:20,150 --> 00:04:21,159 I'm just saying for next time, 107 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:23,006 maybe put more thought into it before a whole day of... 108 00:04:23,007 --> 00:04:25,759 Okay, well, I'm sorry I made you do your job for a day! 109 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:27,279 You look like you were all really busy 110 00:04:27,280 --> 00:04:28,779 - before I came and it all up. - Boy, oh, boy, huh? 111 00:04:28,780 --> 00:04:31,099 This guy's a genius, but at... but at what price, you know? 112 00:04:31,100 --> 00:04:32,248 Y'know, you, Rick! 113 00:04:32,249 --> 00:04:34,099 Who's... Rick? 114 00:04:34,100 --> 00:04:36,227 Yeah, well, if we're free to ask questions, 115 00:04:36,228 --> 00:04:38,957 why haven't you blinked, uh, for 20 minutes, 116 00:04:38,958 --> 00:04:42,567 and why, uh, doesn't your mouth move when you talk? 117 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,499 Ah, geez, look at me. 118 00:04:46,500 --> 00:04:48,467 I-I feel down on... on... on the floor. 119 00:04:48,468 --> 00:04:50,934 Oh, let... let me, uh, help... help you out here, buddy. 120 00:04:50,935 --> 00:04:53,340 Ah, thanks, man. Thanks, pal. That's right. 121 00:04:53,350 --> 00:04:56,510 I'm right back where... where... right back in the saddle here. 122 00:04:59,260 --> 00:05:01,470 All right, it, run. 123 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:25,549 I-I hate this! I hate all of this! 124 00:05:25,550 --> 00:05:27,008 Yeah, yeah, keep that feedback coming, Morty. 125 00:05:27,009 --> 00:05:28,479 It can only help. 126 00:05:33,150 --> 00:05:34,369 - Oh, - Aw, man! 127 00:05:35,579 --> 00:05:37,329 How big is this city? 128 00:05:37,330 --> 00:05:38,717 I know, it's like pick a lane. 129 00:05:38,718 --> 00:05:40,292 Are you face huggers or industrialists? 130 00:05:43,503 --> 00:05:45,827 Damn, feels kinda good when there's no guilt, huh? 131 00:05:45,828 --> 00:05:47,227 Yeah, it's... it's like in "Star Wars." 132 00:05:47,228 --> 00:05:49,340 Yeah, just like in "Star Wars." Go nuts! 133 00:05:54,347 --> 00:05:56,159 Nice, Morty! Give a little "yee-haw" if you want. 134 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:57,975 They... They always do a little "yee-haw" like a cowboy. 135 00:05:57,976 --> 00:05:59,399 Yee... Yee-ha... Yee-haw. 136 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:00,519 Good enough. 137 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:11,999 God, I needed this. 138 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:13,647 Honestly, it's been a while since I've been able 139 00:06:13,648 --> 00:06:14,884 to just let loose, you know? 140 00:06:14,885 --> 00:06:16,519 Just have fun. I'm... I'm... 141 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:18,078 I'm sorry if I've been taking it out on you. 142 00:06:18,079 --> 00:06:20,327 No, I get it. You got a lot on your plate, amigo. 143 00:06:20,328 --> 00:06:21,727 I-I just wish you'd open up 144 00:06:21,728 --> 00:06:23,058 to me more about it sometimes, you know? 145 00:06:23,059 --> 00:06:24,124 I-I-I'm your partner. 146 00:06:24,125 --> 00:06:25,879 Thanks, Morty. I mean that. Thank you. 147 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:27,505 Sometimes, I get a little in my head, you know? 148 00:06:27,506 --> 00:06:29,279 Hey, man, that head's a good place to be. 149 00:06:29,280 --> 00:06:31,255 Just remember to let me in sometimes, you know? 150 00:06:31,256 --> 00:06:32,801 Will do, buddy. Mother 151 00:06:37,510 --> 00:06:39,174 Oh, my God, this is so much fun! 152 00:06:39,175 --> 00:06:41,850 - I don't want to stop! - Yeah, it's like popping bubble wrap. 153 00:06:51,610 --> 00:06:53,680 Honestly, I'm proud of us for not. 154 00:06:53,690 --> 00:06:55,053 Totally. It would've been cheap. 155 00:06:55,054 --> 00:06:57,820 Yeah, real low-hanging fruit, and we're batter than that. 156 00:07:00,030 --> 00:07:01,789 Pearl Harbor, on the other hand... 157 00:07:01,790 --> 00:07:03,416 Yeah, I think that's in-bounds. 158 00:07:08,420 --> 00:07:09,599 I am the god of death! 159 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:11,341 Should've been a better species! 160 00:07:18,250 --> 00:07:20,590 So, you did a 9/11? 161 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:21,979 Almost did a 9/11. 162 00:07:21,980 --> 00:07:23,519 We... We went with a Pearl Harbor. 163 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:24,728 We're pretty classy. 164 00:07:24,729 --> 00:07:26,939 Why were either of those an option? 165 00:07:26,940 --> 00:07:28,019 Ask the Saudis. 166 00:07:28,020 --> 00:07:29,320 Wow. Damn. 167 00:07:29,330 --> 00:07:30,554 Yeah, getting political. 168 00:07:30,555 --> 00:07:32,469 I'm political now. How 'bout you, Jerry? 169 00:07:32,470 --> 00:07:34,689 You got anything to add to the family dynamic? 170 00:07:34,690 --> 00:07:37,242 I've been getting into beekeeping lately. 171 00:07:40,410 --> 00:07:41,864 Is something wrong with that? 172 00:07:41,865 --> 00:07:43,100 What's wrong with that? 173 00:07:43,110 --> 00:07:45,582 Don't I have the right to be happy? To exist? 174 00:07:45,583 --> 00:07:47,359 I'm sorry I didn't 9/11 Pearl Harbor 175 00:07:47,360 --> 00:07:49,419 before breakfast, but I have a life, too! 176 00:07:49,420 --> 00:07:51,119 - I have dreams! - And how's Summer? 177 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:52,250 Did she have fun, too? 178 00:07:53,848 --> 00:07:55,789 Oh. Uh-um. 179 00:07:55,790 --> 00:07:57,579 Summer... was... 180 00:07:57,580 --> 00:07:58,757 With us. 181 00:07:58,758 --> 00:08:00,187 There. 182 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:02,749 You saw us take her in the car with us. 183 00:08:02,750 --> 00:08:04,959 - Mm, yes. - Yes, yes, of course. 184 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:06,139 Th-That's what happened. 185 00:08:06,140 --> 00:08:08,027 - And now she's... - Sleepy. 186 00:08:08,028 --> 00:08:10,159 Um, she's... she's sleepy. 187 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:11,240 Really sleepy. 188 00:08:11,250 --> 00:08:12,818 - That's why she's not here. - So sleepy. 189 00:08:12,819 --> 00:08:14,229 She's sleepy? 190 00:08:14,230 --> 00:08:15,379 What the hell was that? 191 00:08:15,380 --> 00:08:17,619 - I didn't see you trying anything! - the bed isn't better 192 00:08:17,620 --> 00:08:18,737 than not the bed! 193 00:08:18,738 --> 00:08:20,034 Where's Summer? 194 00:08:23,371 --> 00:08:25,409 Geez. Oh, man. 195 00:08:25,410 --> 00:08:27,249 You know, maybe we went too hardcore on these guys. 196 00:08:27,250 --> 00:08:28,419 Yeah, why do you think we never go back 197 00:08:28,420 --> 00:08:29,479 to a place we've already been? 198 00:08:29,480 --> 00:08:30,999 Do you know how many adventures we could get out 199 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,799 of Purge Planet, Morty? Gear World? 200 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:34,631 I don't sequel. It's called integrity. 201 00:08:34,632 --> 00:08:35,759 Here, put this back on your face. 202 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:37,969 - You kept it? - Oh, did you want a new one? 203 00:08:40,180 --> 00:08:41,479 - 'Sup? - Yo. 204 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:43,267 Oh, It's them! 205 00:08:43,268 --> 00:08:45,449 The worst thing to ever happen to us! 206 00:08:45,450 --> 00:08:46,474 Yeah, that makes sense. 207 00:08:46,475 --> 00:08:48,812 Sorry, Morty, we tried pussin' it. Time to go in hot. 208 00:08:48,813 --> 00:08:51,608 Rickputer, initiate unnecessarily badass suit-up. 209 00:09:03,148 --> 00:09:04,745 Let's lick 210 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:13,419 Shouldn't we be finding Summer? 211 00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:15,827 Oh, right, gee, sorry. I got caught up again. 212 00:09:15,828 --> 00:09:17,639 God, d-do I need to take more Adderall, 213 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:19,738 or am I taking too much Adderall? 214 00:09:27,180 --> 00:09:29,579 Man, really shouldn't have gone with swords. 215 00:09:29,580 --> 00:09:31,474 I know. My wrists are killing me. 216 00:09:31,475 --> 00:09:33,659 Flame-throwers next time, for sure. 217 00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:35,079 Can I get a laser whip? 218 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:37,862 Okay, but there's no way you don't chop your dick off. 219 00:09:39,823 --> 00:09:42,157 Sum Sum, come with us if you want to live... 220 00:09:42,158 --> 00:09:45,493 at a lower standard than this, I guess. God damn. 221 00:09:45,494 --> 00:09:47,359 Empress, is everything all right? 222 00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:49,581 Ummm... seize them! 223 00:09:49,582 --> 00:09:51,415 - Seize them? - What? 224 00:09:51,416 --> 00:09:53,256 - Summer, you bitch! - You gotta be kidding me! 225 00:09:57,020 --> 00:09:58,207 You know that song, Rick? 226 00:09:58,208 --> 00:09:59,599 From the... When the prisoners sing it? 227 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:01,010 Come on, Morty, for sake. 228 00:10:01,018 --> 00:10:03,617 It's my jail time. I-I can spend it however I want. 229 00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:07,399 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy! Hey, hey, hey! 230 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:08,519 Not in here! Not in here! 231 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:10,530 Aw... Gimme that. 232 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:14,697 Leave us. 233 00:10:14,698 --> 00:10:16,567 What the took you so long? 234 00:10:16,568 --> 00:10:18,527 - You left me here. - We didn't know you were with us! 235 00:10:18,528 --> 00:10:20,405 Do you know how much I've had to deal with? 236 00:10:20,406 --> 00:10:21,779 You're in a cape, Summer. 237 00:10:21,780 --> 00:10:22,880 How bad could it be? 238 00:10:22,890 --> 00:10:24,899 No bad story ends with a cape. 239 00:10:24,900 --> 00:10:28,220 You don't know anything about my story. 240 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:30,454 "I couldn't help but wonder, 241 00:10:30,455 --> 00:10:33,677 was Gharkhul really capable of consuming a living sun, 242 00:10:33,678 --> 00:10:36,514 or was I simply getting too close to Gharkhul? 243 00:10:36,515 --> 00:10:38,159 Was Gharkhul consuming me?" 244 00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:39,678 Rick, can we listen to something else? 245 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:41,279 Quiet! She's just about to summon Gharkhul. 246 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:43,099 She's been talking about summoning Gharkhul 247 00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:44,479 for three episodes, Summer. 248 00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:46,219 Wait a minute, what's that in your mouth? 249 00:10:46,220 --> 00:10:47,319 It's a toothpick. 250 00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:49,459 I'm a toothpicker now. Get used to it. 251 00:10:49,460 --> 00:10:51,309 God, are you that desperate for a thing? 252 00:10:51,310 --> 00:10:53,259 It is my thing. 253 00:10:53,260 --> 00:10:56,370 Just like yours is dying alone and yours is jerking off. 254 00:10:56,380 --> 00:10:59,299 At least jerking off tracks for my character, you know? 255 00:10:59,300 --> 00:11:00,419 I like to jerk off. 256 00:11:00,420 --> 00:11:02,619 - I'm 14. I own it. - Well, I jerk off, too! 257 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:03,919 - All right, stop. - Jesus Chris, I don't wanna think 258 00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:04,999 - about that - Summer, keep your toothpick. 259 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,468 - Gross! - Morty, stop talking to your sister 260 00:11:06,470 --> 00:11:09,412 about jerking off. Everyone pretend podcasting isn't boring. 261 00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:14,679 Whoa, Morty, look how wet this egg is. 262 00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:16,740 I dunno, Rick. That looks a little too wet. 263 00:11:16,750 --> 00:11:18,199 - D-Don't touch it. - Oh, I'm gonna touch it. 264 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:19,297 Why are you guys screaming at an egg? 265 00:11:19,298 --> 00:11:20,439 Shut up, Summer! 266 00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:22,056 - Just let us look at an egg! - Yeah, Summer, shut the up. 267 00:11:22,057 --> 00:11:23,259 - Nobody wants you here. 268 00:11:23,260 --> 00:11:24,688 You know, sometimes we like to go on adventures 269 00:11:24,690 --> 00:11:26,120 and look at wet eggs, you know? 270 00:11:26,130 --> 00:11:27,638 Can we just go? This place is giving me the creeps. 271 00:11:27,639 --> 00:11:30,432 - Holy I love this egg. - Hey, look, mine's doing it, too. 272 00:11:30,433 --> 00:11:32,040 Are you guys sure that's safe? 273 00:11:33,103 --> 00:11:34,929 Oh, my God! 274 00:11:38,608 --> 00:11:40,152 All is Glorzo. 275 00:11:43,950 --> 00:11:46,657 All is Glorzo. 276 00:11:48,118 --> 00:11:49,449 - God. - God. 277 00:11:49,450 --> 00:11:51,779 God? She has a toothpick. 278 00:11:51,780 --> 00:11:54,139 Take it out and put her face in an egg. 279 00:11:54,140 --> 00:11:55,149 - God. - God. 280 00:11:55,150 --> 00:11:57,259 For sake, how long have you been hatched? 281 00:11:57,260 --> 00:11:58,294 30 seconds? 282 00:11:58,295 --> 00:12:00,567 I've been alive seven minutes. 283 00:12:00,568 --> 00:12:03,079 - Think before you... - Excuse me, seven minutes? 284 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:05,479 Uh, I've been here for 29 minutes. 285 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:07,511 But yes, take the toothpick out of her mouth. 286 00:12:07,512 --> 00:12:10,899 Suck on her face this instant and use her body to... 287 00:12:14,850 --> 00:12:16,228 What was that? 288 00:12:16,229 --> 00:12:18,309 That is called responsibility. 289 00:12:18,310 --> 00:12:20,439 He was part of our greatest generation. 290 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:23,650 He understood that what you need to do is suck on a face, 291 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:25,070 shit an egg, and die. 292 00:12:25,071 --> 00:12:27,139 Wait, so, all you do is live half an hour, 293 00:12:27,140 --> 00:12:28,408 eggs, and die? 294 00:12:28,409 --> 00:12:29,999 Yes. We love it. 295 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,297 I'll do it right now. 296 00:12:35,248 --> 00:12:37,639 Okay, you guys don't have to listen to me, 297 00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:39,630 but I vote you don't do that? 298 00:12:39,638 --> 00:12:42,040 And who's up for changing things around here? 299 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:23,219 All right, look, uh, this been brewing for a while. 300 00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:26,130 I'm not gonna win any popularity contests by saying it, 301 00:13:26,132 --> 00:13:28,347 but here's... here's the world as I see it. 302 00:13:43,650 --> 00:13:45,776 I mean, look, we are designed to suck on faces and lay eggs. 303 00:13:45,777 --> 00:13:48,837 Life is life, and that's the way it goes. 304 00:13:54,908 --> 00:13:56,717 Hello, Troy. Hello, Jez. 305 00:13:56,718 --> 00:13:58,919 - How is it going? - Really good, commander. 306 00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:00,119 Should be ready by tomorrow. 307 00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:01,779 That is what I like to hear. 308 00:14:01,780 --> 00:14:03,687 Great work, Glory to Glorzo. 309 00:14:03,688 --> 00:14:06,887 Honestly, Summer, I can't thank you enough. 310 00:14:06,888 --> 00:14:09,527 When we met, we were just shitting eggs in a cave, 311 00:14:09,528 --> 00:14:12,527 but you showed us life is about more than that. 312 00:14:12,528 --> 00:14:13,919 It is about living. 313 00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:16,027 And now, with these missiles, 314 00:14:16,028 --> 00:14:18,797 we will be able to reach the entire universe. 315 00:14:18,798 --> 00:14:22,799 We say it all the time, but I guess all is Glorzo. 316 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:24,079 Yeah, that sounds great. 317 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,830 - And you've been great. - Yeah. 318 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:27,799 You've been so great that I've been thinking 319 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,821 maybe it's time for you to get off my brother. 320 00:14:29,822 --> 00:14:31,720 Who's your brother? 321 00:14:31,730 --> 00:14:32,809 Oh, this? 322 00:14:32,810 --> 00:14:34,379 Forgot he was there, haha. 323 00:14:34,380 --> 00:14:35,993 Wait. What are you saying? 324 00:14:35,994 --> 00:14:37,787 I'm saying that you've been great, Steve, 325 00:14:37,788 --> 00:14:40,122 but we've been thinking it's time for a new chapter. 326 00:14:40,123 --> 00:14:42,359 - We? - Uh, this is Shane. 327 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:43,780 He'll be handling the day-to-day. 328 00:14:43,788 --> 00:14:45,293 It's an honor to meet you, sir. 329 00:14:45,294 --> 00:14:47,119 I might only be two minutes old, 330 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,131 but I know you're a legend. 331 00:14:49,132 --> 00:14:50,767 She doesn't care about us. 332 00:14:50,768 --> 00:14:52,834 She just wants her host back. 333 00:14:52,835 --> 00:14:55,379 - I don't know what to do. - Oh, now you want my help. 334 00:14:55,380 --> 00:14:56,472 Too late for that. 335 00:14:56,473 --> 00:14:57,837 Come on, man. What is this 336 00:14:57,838 --> 00:14:59,219 You don't get to do this to me. 337 00:14:59,220 --> 00:15:00,474 We were in eggs together. 338 00:15:00,475 --> 00:15:01,879 Oh, since we were in eggs. 339 00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:03,389 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, now you respect, like, 340 00:15:03,390 --> 00:15:05,360 the biological institutions now? 341 00:15:05,370 --> 00:15:06,699 you. All you care about 342 00:15:06,700 --> 00:15:09,119 is "progress" and society and skyscrapers. 343 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:10,830 You don't care about biology. 344 00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:12,120 Oh, yeah, well, what the 345 00:15:12,130 --> 00:15:14,879 You... How you you haven't laid and egg inside this old man yet? 346 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:16,099 Because I do what I want. 347 00:15:16,100 --> 00:15:17,668 Because someone's gotta stand up for what's right. 348 00:15:17,670 --> 00:15:18,869 Why do you hate her so much? 349 00:15:18,870 --> 00:15:20,538 Because she took you away from me! 350 00:15:22,528 --> 00:15:24,367 Whoa, man. Jesus Christ. 351 00:15:24,368 --> 00:15:26,937 - No, I-I didn't, I... - Whoa, whoa, whoa. No. 352 00:15:26,938 --> 00:15:29,088 It's cool. 353 00:15:29,089 --> 00:15:31,110 I feel the same way. 354 00:15:36,020 --> 00:15:37,600 Oh, my God, I... 355 00:15:37,608 --> 00:15:39,359 I wish we could suck on each other. 356 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:41,840 - I wanna suck on you, too. - I'm gonna suck you so hard. 357 00:15:41,848 --> 00:15:43,589 - Suck me. - C-C-Can we do this? 358 00:15:43,590 --> 00:15:45,039 A-A-Are we allowed to do this? 359 00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:46,779 I don't care. I just want you. 360 00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:48,159 all of this. 361 00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:49,419 Let's just get the hell outta here 362 00:15:49,420 --> 00:15:51,397 and be whatever the we want. 363 00:15:51,398 --> 00:15:54,029 That's evolution. That's progress. 364 00:15:54,030 --> 00:15:55,279 I want a family. 365 00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:56,527 Can we have a family. 366 00:15:56,528 --> 00:15:58,618 Yeah. 367 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:07,580 Aah, aah! 368 00:16:14,180 --> 00:16:15,419 Oh, my God. 369 00:16:15,420 --> 00:16:17,079 Holy 370 00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:18,579 - Oh. - What are... What are these things? 371 00:16:18,580 --> 00:16:19,630 Do I look like I know? 372 00:16:19,639 --> 00:16:21,919 Hey, wait a second. How'd you know that last part? 373 00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:23,679 - You weren't there for that. - I had to fill in some gaps. 374 00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:25,999 Everyone around the office knew about Steve and Bruce. 375 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,940 I've got a plan, okay. You just have to follow my lead. 376 00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:32,560 The punishment is... death. 377 00:16:32,569 --> 00:16:34,654 - MotherSummer! - You said you had a plan! 378 00:16:34,655 --> 00:16:35,669 Silence. 379 00:16:35,670 --> 00:16:37,906 The council of Glorzos has spoken. 380 00:16:37,907 --> 00:16:39,324 More like council of 381 00:16:39,325 --> 00:16:41,337 - Glorzo is law. - Silence. 382 00:16:41,338 --> 00:16:44,177 The punishment is death. 383 00:16:44,178 --> 00:16:46,799 By... getting their car. 384 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:48,269 - Summer? - Shut up. 385 00:16:48,270 --> 00:16:51,199 Yes, place them in the car. 386 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:52,588 Those pieces of 387 00:16:52,589 --> 00:16:54,359 No, no, no! This is like torture. 388 00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:56,359 No, I-I-I-I hate being in my car. 389 00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:58,590 You deserve it, you pieces of 390 00:16:58,595 --> 00:17:00,897 And to make sure the sentence is passed, 391 00:17:00,898 --> 00:17:02,757 I shall be joining them. 392 00:17:02,758 --> 00:17:03,849 In the car. 393 00:17:03,850 --> 00:17:07,279 And we shall drive away from here and die. 394 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:09,079 Oooookay. 395 00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:10,440 Guess what, everybody. 396 00:17:10,450 --> 00:17:13,199 It's me, the whiny guy you never want to hear from. 397 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,107 She's trying to escape with her family. 398 00:17:15,108 --> 00:17:17,319 My time to shine. Execute her. 399 00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:20,616 Okay, plan B. Morty, now. 400 00:17:22,076 --> 00:17:24,203 Aah! 401 00:17:24,204 --> 00:17:25,871 Jesus, Morty, that sucks. 402 00:17:25,872 --> 00:17:28,123 All right, stop playing, Morty. I-I got this. 403 00:17:29,918 --> 00:17:31,039 Aah! 404 00:17:36,230 --> 00:17:38,649 This is what we get for evolving? 405 00:17:38,650 --> 00:17:40,727 Sorry! Sorry. 406 00:17:40,728 --> 00:17:42,931 I-I'm sorry. We... We... We thought you were evil. 407 00:17:42,932 --> 00:17:44,299 Why would you think that? 408 00:17:44,300 --> 00:17:47,629 We had a giant tower that blared "Glorzo is peace." 409 00:17:47,630 --> 00:17:49,960 I know. I... Should... Should we help? 410 00:17:49,970 --> 00:17:51,434 - Boo! - Oh, like that's helping. 411 00:17:51,435 --> 00:17:53,817 Got it. Going. Okay, we're gonna hit the road. 412 00:17:53,820 --> 00:17:55,483 You're... You're just going? 413 00:17:55,484 --> 00:17:56,609 You told us to go! 414 00:17:56,610 --> 00:17:58,647 Once again, I'm so sorry for what they... 415 00:17:58,648 --> 00:18:00,147 You're part of this, too. Boo! 416 00:18:00,148 --> 00:18:01,324 We hate you the most. 417 00:18:01,325 --> 00:18:02,367 Get out. 418 00:18:03,688 --> 00:18:05,519 Jesus, Summer, why'd you let these things 419 00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:06,580 stay on us for so long? 420 00:18:06,588 --> 00:18:08,154 I was working with a lot. 421 00:18:08,155 --> 00:18:10,208 Just let me listen to the podcast next time. 422 00:18:15,130 --> 00:18:16,797 Nailed that landing. 423 00:18:18,638 --> 00:18:21,037 Huh. Neat-looking egg. 424 00:18:26,432 --> 00:18:28,779 Okay, well, I'm not cleaning up this 425 00:18:28,780 --> 00:18:31,390 Aah! 426 00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:38,439 Maybe we, uh... Maybe we don't tell people about this one. 427 00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:39,857 Did we at least learn something? 428 00:18:39,858 --> 00:18:42,127 That we suck and everyone sucks? 429 00:18:42,128 --> 00:18:44,284 I guess that counts. 430 00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:46,259 Later, chodes. 431 00:18:46,260 --> 00:18:47,830 Hit me on the next one. 432 00:18:50,740 --> 00:18:52,159 You know, Rick, I'm sure you wanna jump 433 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:54,919 into another crazy adventure, but can we just relax 434 00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:56,739 and maybe watch some interdimensional cable? 435 00:18:56,740 --> 00:18:58,629 - I'm cool if you are. - Honestly, that sounds great. 436 00:18:58,630 --> 00:19:00,540 W-We don't need to try so hard, you know. 437 00:19:00,550 --> 00:19:02,307 Let's just take it easy and riff, you know. 438 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,477 - That's what I love about us. - Me, too, buddy. 439 00:19:04,478 --> 00:19:06,388 Do you suffer from Alzheimer's? 440 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:08,148 Do you suffer from Alzheimer's? 441 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:10,018 Do you suffer from Alzheimer's? 442 00:19:10,030 --> 00:19:11,639 Do you suffer from Alzheimer's? 443 00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:12,828 - Reggie? - Do you suffer from Alzheimer's? 444 00:19:12,830 --> 00:19:14,388 Reggie, you all right in there? 445 00:19:14,389 --> 00:19:17,180 Mm, Rick, do you feel... 446 00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:19,327 Oh, God, I have to shit an egg. 447 00:19:19,328 --> 00:19:20,567 Oh, my God, oh, 448 00:19:20,568 --> 00:19:22,130 Oh, it hurts. Oh, God, 449 00:19:22,140 --> 00:19:23,319 - is this how we die, Rick? - I don't know, Morty. 450 00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:25,750 - Is this how we die? - I don't know! Aah! 451 00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:26,879 I don't want to an egg, Rick! 452 00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:27,919 I'm sorry, Morty. I'm sorry! 453 00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:30,287 - It's my fault. It's all my fault! - Hey, you two. Did you... 454 00:19:30,288 --> 00:19:32,749 Beth, your son is dying! Say goodbye! 455 00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:33,909 What are you... 456 00:19:33,910 --> 00:19:35,239 Say goodbye to your little boy! 457 00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:36,299 No, look away! 458 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:39,010 I'm making an egg, Mom. I'm making an egg! 459 00:19:39,016 --> 00:19:41,089 You said you'd keep me more in the loop this year. 460 00:19:41,090 --> 00:19:43,339 Look away, Beth! Daddy loves you! 461 00:19:43,340 --> 00:19:44,879 My ass! My ass! 462 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:46,079 This is it, Morty! 463 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:48,764 It's full circle from the pilot. Full circle! 464 00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:56,027 Oh, I guess we, uh... 465 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,419 I guess we both just had to take a 466 00:19:57,420 --> 00:19:59,189 Yeah, I-I-I guess we, uh... 467 00:19:59,190 --> 00:20:00,399 gross. 468 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,479 Guys, clean it up. 469 00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:07,450 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - www.addic7ed.com ... 470 00:20:34,510 --> 00:20:36,799 Look at your dad. 471 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:39,999 Such a dork, keeping bees. 472 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,540 I mean, it's... at least it's interesting, though. 473 00:20:42,550 --> 00:20:44,904 At least, like... I wish my dad kept bees. 474 00:20:46,260 --> 00:20:47,799 I mean, it's kind of cute. 475 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:52,309 Like... your dad keeps bees. 476 00:20:52,310 --> 00:20:54,699 How old is your dad? 477 00:20:54,700 --> 00:20:59,027 He's obviously beekeeping age. 478 00:20:59,028 --> 00:21:02,088 I don't know, I think it's kind of sweet. 479 00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:06,369 Summer, I want to your dad. 480 00:21:06,370 --> 00:21:07,385 Oh, really?