1 00:00:10,480 --> 00:00:11,630 Oh, shit, I almost parked. 2 00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:13,680 - Hey, Morty, hold on, Wat-watch this. 3 00:00:21,320 --> 00:00:23,550 - Uh-huh. - Well, I thought it was cool. 4 00:00:23,560 --> 00:00:25,130 So. We should be in and out. 5 00:00:25,140 --> 00:00:27,250 Simple exchange, not even really an adventure. 6 00:00:27,260 --> 00:00:29,190 And if anything goes wrong... which it won't... 7 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:31,090 jump into the same vat of acid I jump into. 8 00:00:31,100 --> 00:00:32,399 Okay. Wait... Wait, what? 9 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:34,150 - Wha-What vat of acid? - What, Morty! 10 00:00:34,160 --> 00:00:35,410 Close the door. 11 00:00:35,420 --> 00:00:36,630 I pre-scouted this location 12 00:00:36,640 --> 00:00:38,750 and placed a vat of fake acid amongst the real ones. 13 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:41,239 It's got air hoses and a compartment of bones at the bottom. 14 00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:43,170 If things go wrong, which they won't, 15 00:00:43,180 --> 00:00:44,490 we jump into the vat of acid, 16 00:00:44,500 --> 00:00:46,138 and I'll release the bones, they'll float up... 17 00:00:46,140 --> 00:00:48,730 - What is this face you're making? - Aren't you an inventor? 18 00:00:48,740 --> 00:00:51,350 Yeah, what part of a fake acid vat with built-in air supply 19 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:53,599 and quick-release bones isn't inventive enough for you, 20 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:55,910 and when did my job become pitching you ideas? 21 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:57,970 All right! Let's just do this. 22 00:00:57,980 --> 00:01:00,158 - I have English homework. - You're still learning English? 23 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:01,840 That's the language you speak. 24 00:01:01,850 --> 00:01:03,940 How dumb are you? 25 00:01:07,120 --> 00:01:09,320 Interesting choice of meeting place, Rick. 26 00:01:09,330 --> 00:01:10,870 You like it? My grandson had notes. 27 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:13,080 - Come on. - Show him the crystals, Morty. 28 00:01:18,290 --> 00:01:20,200 I'll make lots of money with these. 29 00:01:20,210 --> 00:01:21,598 I'll make lots of those with these. 30 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:23,210 Well. Those are fake. 31 00:01:23,220 --> 00:01:25,121 - Oh, Jesus fucking Christ. Come on. - You gotta be kidding me. Seriously? 32 00:01:25,122 --> 00:01:27,124 You brought fake crystals and a gun? 33 00:01:27,140 --> 00:01:29,000 Beats real crystals and no gun. 34 00:01:29,001 --> 00:01:31,587 Okay, but does anything beat fake crystals and a fake arm? 35 00:01:31,588 --> 00:01:33,859 Whoa, do you know who I am? 36 00:01:33,860 --> 00:01:36,099 Even if you kill me, you're a dead man. 37 00:01:36,100 --> 00:01:37,229 Are you serious? 38 00:01:37,230 --> 00:01:38,669 Morty, he's right. We're screwed. 39 00:01:38,670 --> 00:01:40,329 Let's just end it. Quick death, come on. 40 00:01:40,330 --> 00:01:42,974 Aw, man. Oh! 41 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:44,849 Eh! 42 00:01:44,850 --> 00:01:47,645 Holy shit. What the fuck? 43 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:58,149 - Holy shit. - What kind of psycho...? 44 00:01:58,150 --> 00:01:59,840 His own grandson? 45 00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:03,250 Guess he took your threat pretty serious. 46 00:02:03,260 --> 00:02:04,589 Yeah, but it just... 47 00:02:04,590 --> 00:02:06,080 doesn't make any sense. 48 00:02:06,090 --> 00:02:07,959 Well, he was a scientist. 49 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:09,650 Maybe he knew more about acid, 50 00:02:09,660 --> 00:02:12,290 maybe it's like the most painless way to go. 51 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:14,430 How could that have been painless? 52 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:17,130 You saw that pause before the bones floated up, 53 00:02:17,140 --> 00:02:20,100 that had to be five seconds of unparalleled torture. 54 00:02:20,110 --> 00:02:22,309 I... I can't get my head around it. 55 00:02:22,310 --> 00:02:25,809 I-I thought I'd seen this galaxy at its darkest. 56 00:02:25,810 --> 00:02:29,080 This is... This is gonna take a while to feel normal. 57 00:02:29,090 --> 00:02:30,730 We're pretty good listeners, boss. 58 00:02:30,740 --> 00:02:32,650 Drinks are on us if you want to talk it out. 59 00:02:32,660 --> 00:02:36,380 Thanks, but... what happened, it happened here. 60 00:02:36,390 --> 00:02:37,730 I don't want to lose the moment. 61 00:02:37,740 --> 00:02:38,830 Take your time, boss. 62 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:40,530 We'll stay here as long as you want. 63 00:02:40,540 --> 00:02:42,990 Absolutely. I got nowhere to be. 64 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:15,470 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - www.addic7ed.com ... 65 00:03:18,660 --> 00:03:20,850 And then little Tommy FlimFlam's 66 00:03:20,860 --> 00:03:22,660 running down the Hyperloop. 67 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:25,490 His ass is on fire from Xenon fluid, 68 00:03:25,500 --> 00:03:28,590 but his AI hologram is fuckin' his own pee hole. 69 00:03:30,070 --> 00:03:32,470 - Great story, boss. - Really detailed. 70 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:34,509 Yeah, well, I got a million of 'em. 71 00:03:34,510 --> 00:03:37,599 All right. I think I'm ready to deal with the world now. 72 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:38,730 Let's get out of here. 73 00:03:38,740 --> 00:03:41,419 Should we drop our buddy in here before we go? 74 00:03:41,420 --> 00:03:42,759 Yeah, probably a good idea. 75 00:03:42,760 --> 00:03:44,068 - Should we use a different vat? 76 00:03:44,070 --> 00:03:47,020 Does acid lose its acid power the more it dissolves? 77 00:03:47,030 --> 00:03:48,570 What am I, an acidologist? 78 00:03:48,580 --> 00:03:50,090 Here, grab that ratlike creature, 79 00:03:50,100 --> 00:03:51,185 we'll do a little test. 80 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:56,239 Look, if you're going to test the damn acid, don't use a rat, 81 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:59,580 take that ladle, grab a spoonful, and put it in the analyzer. 82 00:04:02,250 --> 00:04:03,259 - Oh! - Hey! 83 00:04:03,260 --> 00:04:04,269 Oh! 84 00:04:04,270 --> 00:04:06,409 Okay, I'd say that's pretty acidy. 85 00:04:06,410 --> 00:04:07,580 Drop him in. 86 00:04:09,090 --> 00:04:10,830 What are you doing? 87 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:13,479 - You said... - Not the rat! The guy! 88 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:15,489 Ooh! Marone! 89 00:04:15,490 --> 00:04:17,650 Look at the size of the bones on that rat! 90 00:04:17,660 --> 00:04:20,720 Oh! How many sets of bones this rat got? 91 00:04:20,730 --> 00:04:22,459 And look how the smaller ones are shaped! 92 00:04:22,460 --> 00:04:24,090 They're like little cartoon bones, 93 00:04:24,100 --> 00:04:26,261 like if you drew a bone in art class! 94 00:04:26,262 --> 00:04:27,599 All right, that tears it. 95 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:29,190 I'm canceling the rest of my night 96 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:30,790 and calling a bone scientist. 97 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:31,969 We're getting to the bottom of this... 98 00:04:31,970 --> 00:04:34,090 Jesus fucking Christ, enough already! 99 00:04:34,100 --> 00:04:35,470 - Oh! - Hey! 100 00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:38,232 Whoa! 101 00:04:53,260 --> 00:04:55,680 Can we go? 102 00:04:57,800 --> 00:04:59,159 The fuck is wrong with you? 103 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:00,870 Just admit it was a shitty idea! 104 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:01,959 Having a grandson? 105 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:03,599 A vat of fake acid! 106 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:05,000 Are you dying of dementia? 107 00:05:05,010 --> 00:05:06,418 How are you talking to me like this? 108 00:05:06,420 --> 00:05:07,690 Wh-When did you get so cocky? 109 00:05:07,700 --> 00:05:09,370 Tonight! Tonight, Rick! 110 00:05:09,380 --> 00:05:10,550 The night I saw you fail! 111 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:12,850 - Because you ruined it! - It was pre-ruined! 112 00:05:12,860 --> 00:05:14,179 Oh, was it worse than when I was a pickle? 113 00:05:14,180 --> 00:05:15,979 Oh-oh-oh that's right, you weren't there for that. 114 00:05:15,980 --> 00:05:17,490 Turned out kind of cool. 115 00:05:17,500 --> 00:05:19,298 - Maybe there's a connection there. - Excuse me? 116 00:05:19,300 --> 00:05:21,570 What's that cool thing you did without me again? 117 00:05:21,580 --> 00:05:24,250 The awesome thing? I-I-I guess you wanted a dragon? 118 00:05:24,260 --> 00:05:25,810 Mwah. Unforgettable. 119 00:05:25,820 --> 00:05:27,180 - God, fuck you. - Timely, too, 120 00:05:27,190 --> 00:05:30,129 you really got in on that "Game of Thrones" fever right at the peak. 121 00:05:30,130 --> 00:05:32,690 You trying as hard as you can to hurt me right now 122 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:35,029 - proves my point. - I'll let you know when you have a point 123 00:05:35,030 --> 00:05:37,450 and the world will know when I try to hurt you. 124 00:05:37,460 --> 00:05:39,970 Big man, big genius. Big lonely drunk. 125 00:05:39,980 --> 00:05:41,999 Hey, save some of these atomic-age beatnik zingers 126 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,923 for your English homework, Bukowski. 127 00:05:45,850 --> 00:05:47,849 There's no such thing as a bad idea, Morty. 128 00:05:47,850 --> 00:05:49,690 It's about execution. 129 00:05:51,890 --> 00:05:53,280 No such thing as a bad idea? 130 00:05:53,290 --> 00:05:55,050 Except all of mine, right? 131 00:05:55,060 --> 00:05:57,019 Morty, wanting a dragon isn't an idea. 132 00:05:57,020 --> 00:05:58,279 I'm not talking about that! 133 00:05:58,280 --> 00:06:00,419 I'm constantly pitching you ideas, Rick, 134 00:06:00,420 --> 00:06:02,178 and you act like they're not even worth thinking about! 135 00:06:02,180 --> 00:06:03,710 What, the helicopter lawn chair? 136 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:05,159 That's just something you saw on TV. 137 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:07,749 What about my video-game-style place-saving device? 138 00:06:07,750 --> 00:06:10,970 Oh, my God, here we go. 139 00:06:10,980 --> 00:06:13,350 It's a good idea, Rick! A device that lets you... 140 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:14,910 Save your place like in a video game, 141 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:16,458 but in real life so that you can try stuff 142 00:06:16,460 --> 00:06:17,778 and then go back to your save point, 143 00:06:17,780 --> 00:06:19,670 yes, Morty, I saw it on "Futurama." 144 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:21,598 Oh, so you don't do anything unless it's original? 145 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:23,358 - I don't do time travel. - It's not time travel, 146 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:25,429 - it's saving a place in time... - Oh, my God, 147 00:06:25,430 --> 00:06:26,879 is this what you think I do? 148 00:06:26,880 --> 00:06:28,939 This is where the heavy lifting happens in your mind? 149 00:06:28,940 --> 00:06:30,870 Do you have any idea how much fucking work 150 00:06:30,880 --> 00:06:33,090 - would have to go into a machine that... - Ah-ha! 151 00:06:33,100 --> 00:06:36,730 - You can't do it! - I can do anything, Morty. 152 00:06:36,740 --> 00:06:39,311 - Your idea is not worth doing. - You can't do it. 153 00:06:39,312 --> 00:06:41,970 Before what you're trying to do was called "negging," 154 00:06:41,980 --> 00:06:43,699 it was called "reverse psychology," 155 00:06:43,700 --> 00:06:46,159 and incels didn't invent it, Bugs Bunny did. 156 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:48,699 - You can't do it. - There is nothing I cannot do. 157 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:50,969 - A place-saving video-game thing! - You're a piece of shit. 158 00:06:50,970 --> 00:06:52,610 - Just say you can't do it! - I won't! 159 00:06:52,620 --> 00:06:53,630 You won't say you can't? 160 00:06:53,640 --> 00:06:54,990 - Fuck you, Morty! - Fuck you! 161 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,479 Fuck you! 162 00:06:57,480 --> 00:06:58,510 Son of a bitch. 163 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:05,550 - So are you gonna... - Yes, I'm gonna fucking do it! 164 00:07:07,450 --> 00:07:09,200 Rick, it's 3:00 a.m. 165 00:07:09,210 --> 00:07:11,120 Wh-Wh-What's going on? W-Why'd you call me? 166 00:07:11,130 --> 00:07:12,669 You were right, Morty. 167 00:07:12,670 --> 00:07:14,329 I failed. I can't make it. 168 00:07:14,330 --> 00:07:16,060 And honestly, I'm pretty ashamed. 169 00:07:16,070 --> 00:07:18,048 That might be why I've been so aggressive and unfair 170 00:07:18,050 --> 00:07:19,933 - about rejecting your ideas. - Rick... 171 00:07:19,934 --> 00:07:21,319 A fake acid vat, Morty? 172 00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:23,310 Maybe I've lost it. Maybe I never had it. 173 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:25,028 Hey. C'mon. Y-You know I didn't mean it that way. 174 00:07:25,030 --> 00:07:27,109 I just think we need to find better ways to communicate. 175 00:07:27,110 --> 00:07:29,029 I'm sorry. I just... I lash out sometimes. 176 00:07:29,030 --> 00:07:31,560 I-I-I don't know why I do that! I'm so ashamed of myself. 177 00:07:31,570 --> 00:07:32,808 Hearing you talk about the vat... 178 00:07:32,810 --> 00:07:33,989 it really opened my eyes. 179 00:07:33,990 --> 00:07:35,528 - Like what the fuck am I even doing? - Hey. Hey. 180 00:07:35,530 --> 00:07:37,769 I don't like hearing this talk. You're a great inventor. 181 00:07:37,770 --> 00:07:39,539 We just got a couple things to work on. 182 00:07:39,540 --> 00:07:41,339 Let's start with inventing a little honesty. 183 00:07:41,340 --> 00:07:43,500 - Sound good? - Thank you, Morty. Sounds good. 184 00:07:43,510 --> 00:07:44,868 - Or maybe I'll just kill you. - What? 185 00:07:44,870 --> 00:07:46,190 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Rick... 186 00:07:50,130 --> 00:07:52,620 - Because I fucking did it! - Oh-ho-ho! 187 00:07:52,630 --> 00:07:54,260 - Booya! - Holy shit. 188 00:07:54,270 --> 00:07:56,048 - You did it! You did it! - I did it, you little son of a bitch! 189 00:07:56,050 --> 00:07:57,788 - How did you... - Morty, do you want me to explain, 190 00:07:57,790 --> 00:07:58,978 or you wanna go have some fun? 191 00:07:58,980 --> 00:08:00,099 I wanna have some fun! 192 00:08:00,100 --> 00:08:01,330 Oh, my God. 193 00:08:01,340 --> 00:08:03,102 Rick, this is... this is... thank you! 194 00:08:03,103 --> 00:08:04,489 You can thank me later. Go nuts. 195 00:08:04,490 --> 00:08:05,729 Best grandpa ever! 196 00:08:05,730 --> 00:08:07,357 That's all I ever wanted to hear. 197 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:10,420 All right, class, 198 00:08:10,430 --> 00:08:12,680 I know I've been absent for most of this school year. 199 00:08:12,690 --> 00:08:14,699 I'll be honest with you... during spring break, 200 00:08:14,700 --> 00:08:16,140 I attended a renaissance faire 201 00:08:16,150 --> 00:08:19,729 and fell in love with a buxom hand-axe juggler half my age. 202 00:08:19,730 --> 00:08:21,660 I overplayed my interest in her lifestyle 203 00:08:21,670 --> 00:08:22,909 just to get closer to her, 204 00:08:22,910 --> 00:08:24,480 traveling the country with her troupe, 205 00:08:24,490 --> 00:08:27,449 and I am embarrassed to say I am now an expert blacksmith 206 00:08:27,450 --> 00:08:29,719 with several STDs and a broken heart. 207 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:31,319 I beseech your nasty little asses 208 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:32,980 to speak on the matter no further. 209 00:08:32,990 --> 00:08:35,719 Now that that's out of the way, who wants to do some math? 210 00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:37,889 - I'll do it. - A bold move, Morty Smith. 211 00:08:37,890 --> 00:08:38,910 But can you deliver? 212 00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:40,759 Oh, I've got something to deliver. 213 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:42,370 Ahh! 214 00:08:42,380 --> 00:08:44,229 Oh, God. What the hell! 215 00:08:44,230 --> 00:08:45,979 Aw, goddamnit, this is traumatizing. 216 00:08:45,980 --> 00:08:48,000 Oh, my God, what's wrong with your dick? 217 00:08:48,010 --> 00:08:50,191 - Not cool. - I'm allergic to sheepskin! 218 00:08:50,192 --> 00:08:52,560 Bold move, Morty Smith. But can you deliver? 219 00:08:52,570 --> 00:08:54,360 Holy shit. I can do anything. 220 00:08:54,370 --> 00:08:56,260 Yes, with math, anything is possible. 221 00:08:56,270 --> 00:08:57,958 Except a long-term relationship with a woman 222 00:08:57,960 --> 00:09:00,494 that calls you a warlock for using a phone. 223 00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:05,410 Hi, uh, hey, Jessica. 224 00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:06,910 Oh. Hey, Morty. 225 00:09:09,770 --> 00:09:11,720 Hey... Jessica, right? 226 00:09:11,730 --> 00:09:13,839 Um. Yeah. Hi. Sorry. 227 00:09:13,840 --> 00:09:15,129 I thought you knew my name 228 00:09:15,130 --> 00:09:16,648 because we've interacted so many times, 229 00:09:16,650 --> 00:09:18,629 but maybe I was just being stupid. 230 00:09:18,630 --> 00:09:20,969 Sorry. Hi. I-I'm Jessica. That's me. 231 00:09:20,970 --> 00:09:22,089 - Cool. See you around. - Jessica. 232 00:09:22,090 --> 00:09:23,760 Yeah. I hope I see you. 233 00:09:23,770 --> 00:09:25,480 - Around. - Guess we'll see. 234 00:09:27,430 --> 00:09:29,380 I think I'm gonna like this thing. 235 00:10:09,430 --> 00:10:11,819 Oh shit, suicide by cop! 236 00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:13,389 I love these! 237 00:10:17,900 --> 00:10:19,660 You're living too fast, Morty. 238 00:10:19,670 --> 00:10:21,709 I don't pay for your friendship, Heroin Keith. 239 00:10:21,710 --> 00:10:22,739 Damn. 240 00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:00,540 Oh, hi, Jessica. 241 00:15:00,550 --> 00:15:02,268 Hey, I'm sorry I brushed you off the other day. 242 00:15:02,270 --> 00:15:03,448 I was just trying to be cool... 243 00:15:03,450 --> 00:15:05,380 Oh, I don't even know what you're talking about. 244 00:15:05,390 --> 00:15:07,210 But... you seem different. 245 00:15:07,220 --> 00:15:08,780 Like you finally found yourself. 246 00:15:08,790 --> 00:15:10,270 Yeah. I... I guess I have. 247 00:15:10,290 --> 00:15:12,783 That's good to hear. I like who you found. 248 00:15:12,784 --> 00:15:14,529 Yeah. Yeah, I do, too. 249 00:15:14,530 --> 00:15:16,810 Looking forward to seeing more. 250 00:15:16,820 --> 00:15:17,980 I'll see you tomorrow, Morty. 251 00:15:17,990 --> 00:15:20,165 Yeah. Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow. 252 00:15:25,900 --> 00:15:26,980 How's it going? 253 00:15:26,990 --> 00:15:28,909 Y'know, it was fun, Rick. Real fun. 254 00:15:28,910 --> 00:15:30,740 Y'know I-I-I definitely sowed those oats. 255 00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:32,020 But I think you invented 256 00:15:32,030 --> 00:15:33,920 a little lesson for me along the way. 257 00:15:33,930 --> 00:15:35,560 Living without consequences is great, 258 00:15:35,570 --> 00:15:36,920 but then I started wondering... 259 00:15:36,930 --> 00:15:39,339 what am I living for? What am I building? 260 00:15:39,340 --> 00:15:41,580 If I'm always looking back, I'm never looking ahead. 261 00:15:41,590 --> 00:15:42,599 And then it hit me. 262 00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:45,110 We are who we are because of consequences. 263 00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:48,309 You can't live without consequences, y'know? You feel me? 264 00:15:48,310 --> 00:15:51,199 Wow. 265 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,689 That's a beautiful thought, Morty, but, uh, no. 266 00:15:53,690 --> 00:15:55,300 There were definitely consequences. 267 00:15:55,310 --> 00:15:56,827 What're-What-What are you talking about? 268 00:15:56,828 --> 00:15:58,960 I mean. You did everything you did. 269 00:15:58,970 --> 00:16:01,480 - It all happened. - No. But the... the respawn button. 270 00:16:01,490 --> 00:16:03,580 - The... The do-over. - It's not a do-over. 271 00:16:03,590 --> 00:16:05,501 You just did it. Over and over. 272 00:16:05,502 --> 00:16:07,169 What are you saying? W-What did you do? 273 00:16:07,170 --> 00:16:09,421 I think it's more appropriate to ask what did you do? 274 00:16:09,422 --> 00:16:11,760 You see, Morty, you weren't saving your place 275 00:16:11,770 --> 00:16:13,899 and going back. I don't respect time travel. 276 00:16:13,900 --> 00:16:16,569 If "Ant Man and the Wasp" can do it, I'm not interested. 277 00:16:16,570 --> 00:16:17,939 It wasn't so much a do-over 278 00:16:17,940 --> 00:16:19,790 as it was isolating a moment in time, 279 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:20,928 splitting your probable selves, 280 00:16:20,930 --> 00:16:22,768 and shunting you into to into a near-duplicate, 281 00:16:22,770 --> 00:16:25,340 equally probable reality, transporting you into it 282 00:16:25,350 --> 00:16:27,179 at the moment of parallel determination. 283 00:16:27,180 --> 00:16:29,439 Pretty nifty. Time crystals are a bitch and a half, 284 00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:32,360 but the only real hitch is that there was already a you 285 00:16:32,370 --> 00:16:33,609 in each probable dimension. 286 00:16:33,610 --> 00:16:35,059 So we had to solve for that. 287 00:16:40,820 --> 00:16:42,070 That's right, you little bitch! 288 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:43,848 It's "The Prestige"! You "Prestige'd" yourself! 289 00:16:43,850 --> 00:16:46,084 - Rick, how many did I kill? - You tell me, Morty. 290 00:16:46,090 --> 00:16:48,319 Every time you reset to smell Jessica's hair, 291 00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:50,659 every time you relived a satisfying fart, 292 00:16:50,660 --> 00:16:52,459 that's how many Mortys you've incinerated, 293 00:16:52,460 --> 00:16:53,859 you greedy little junkie. 294 00:16:53,860 --> 00:16:55,910 Oh, God... even those times when I... 295 00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:57,570 Especially those times. 296 00:16:57,580 --> 00:16:59,560 It's over, Morty. Feel this. 297 00:16:59,570 --> 00:17:01,999 - Take this in. This is God. - Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh... 298 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,269 Why would you do this? 299 00:17:03,270 --> 00:17:05,669 My hands are clean, Morty. I gave you a choice. 300 00:17:05,670 --> 00:17:07,000 You could listen to me explain, 301 00:17:07,010 --> 00:17:09,639 in great scientific detail, how it all works... 302 00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:10,810 or you could have fun. 303 00:17:10,820 --> 00:17:13,700 - Did you have fun, Morty? - Is this because of the vat? 304 00:17:13,710 --> 00:17:15,430 - No. - I'm sorry. 305 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:16,908 I'm afraid it's too late for that, Morty. 306 00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:19,201 What's done is done, but it can end. 307 00:17:19,202 --> 00:17:21,289 The original split is still timestamped. 308 00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:23,559 I can make it so those Mortys never existed at all, 309 00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:25,100 make them purely theoretical. 310 00:17:25,110 --> 00:17:26,110 Oh, God. What do I do? 311 00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:27,626 I think it's clear you've done enough. 312 00:17:27,627 --> 00:17:30,029 Tell me how, Rick! Tell me how I save those Mortys! 313 00:17:30,030 --> 00:17:31,399 You live with the consequences. 314 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:32,729 Those things happened somewhere, 315 00:17:32,730 --> 00:17:34,669 but you can merge the probable realities 316 00:17:34,670 --> 00:17:36,369 so that only one Morty did them. 317 00:17:36,370 --> 00:17:37,910 Just do it. 318 00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:39,288 All right, lemme just sync these up 319 00:17:39,290 --> 00:17:40,298 and get you back to your dimension. 320 00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:42,330 Wait, so... so you're not even my Rick? 321 00:17:42,340 --> 00:17:43,868 Then... Then why do you know about the vat? 322 00:17:43,870 --> 00:17:45,200 Every Rick has a vat! 323 00:17:55,650 --> 00:17:56,910 Well, Morty, 324 00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:59,140 I'd say we've invented a little honesty today. 325 00:17:59,150 --> 00:18:00,910 - How about you? - I don't deserve this. 326 00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:01,979 I was just having fun. 327 00:18:01,980 --> 00:18:03,000 So was Jeffrey Dahmer. 328 00:18:03,010 --> 00:18:05,329 Speaking of, time to pay the piper. 329 00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:09,899 Morty Smith. 330 00:18:09,900 --> 00:18:12,650 Come out with your hands up, you sick fuck. 331 00:18:12,660 --> 00:18:14,108 We're also fine with just shooting you 332 00:18:14,110 --> 00:18:15,740 if you wanna suicide by cop. 333 00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:16,940 What? What is this? 334 00:18:16,950 --> 00:18:18,579 Wow. Looks like a SWAT Team, 335 00:18:18,580 --> 00:18:19,740 some drug dealers, 336 00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:22,820 some grassroots MeToo activists, the ACLU... 337 00:18:22,830 --> 00:18:24,510 Jesus, Morty, the AARP? 338 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:27,349 - I don't wanna talk about it! - The NAACP, GamerGate... 339 00:18:27,350 --> 00:18:30,420 Morty, is that Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor? 340 00:18:30,430 --> 00:18:32,040 I'm sorry! I... I'm sorry! 341 00:18:32,050 --> 00:18:33,359 I-Is that what you want me to say? 342 00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:35,729 - What... What do I do? - Oof, well, I'm stumped. 343 00:18:35,730 --> 00:18:37,700 Seems like there's no way out of this one. 344 00:18:37,710 --> 00:18:38,899 Unless... 345 00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:40,480 God damn it. 346 00:18:40,490 --> 00:18:42,800 Yeah, I guess it is, uh... what did you call it? 347 00:18:42,810 --> 00:18:45,000 Uh, uh, "A shitty idea"? 348 00:18:45,010 --> 00:18:47,560 - God damn it. - Say the vat is good. 349 00:18:47,570 --> 00:18:50,650 - The vat is good. - Kiss the vat. 350 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,820 Do not go into that vat. 351 00:18:54,830 --> 00:18:56,749 It appears to be full of acid. 352 00:18:56,750 --> 00:18:58,860 It is! Please, he's just a little boy! 353 00:18:58,870 --> 00:19:01,092 - Let me talk to him. - Tell him we're very upset! 354 00:19:01,093 --> 00:19:02,449 Morty, please. Step back. 355 00:19:02,450 --> 00:19:04,040 That vat is full of acid. 356 00:19:04,050 --> 00:19:06,360 It'll melt you completely, leaving only your bones. 357 00:19:06,370 --> 00:19:08,139 - Goddamn it! - I'm sorry, what did you say? 358 00:19:08,140 --> 00:19:09,269 I'm going in the vat! 359 00:19:11,990 --> 00:19:15,399 Oh! God! Aw, I blame myself! 360 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:16,639 Oh, what a tragedy. 361 00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:19,299 This... Oh, well, he's bones now. 362 00:19:19,300 --> 00:19:20,569 I guess all debts are paid. 363 00:19:20,570 --> 00:19:22,409 Agreed. He's definitely dead. 364 00:19:22,410 --> 00:19:24,770 Why else would the bones come up? 365 00:19:24,780 --> 00:19:26,810 While his actions were horrifying 366 00:19:26,820 --> 00:19:29,320 and we are well within our rights to be outraged, 367 00:19:29,330 --> 00:19:31,730 I do wonder if we bear some responsibility 368 00:19:31,740 --> 00:19:34,020 for this young man melting himself in acid. 369 00:19:34,030 --> 00:19:36,560 Are we here for justice... or something else? 370 00:19:36,570 --> 00:19:40,010 "Though justice be thy plea, consider this, 371 00:19:40,020 --> 00:19:42,100 that in the course of justice... 372 00:19:42,110 --> 00:19:44,630 none of us should see salvation. 373 00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:46,450 We do pray for mercy." 374 00:19:46,460 --> 00:19:47,860 "Merchant of Venice," nice. 375 00:19:47,870 --> 00:19:51,220 - Very cool. Lots to think about. - Vengeance is a tomb, 376 00:19:51,230 --> 00:19:52,328 - all-encompassing... - All right, okay, 377 00:19:52,330 --> 00:19:54,630 this isn't a poetry reading, a kid just died. 378 00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:57,960 Everybody go home and hug your loved one or something. 379 00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:03,949 Wait. 380 00:20:03,950 --> 00:20:05,680 How do we know that's really acid 381 00:20:05,690 --> 00:20:07,619 and you didn't just have someone's bones in there? 382 00:20:07,620 --> 00:20:09,219 I mean, if you're doubting if that's really acid 383 00:20:09,220 --> 00:20:10,950 and not just jacuzzi-heated Mountain Dew, 384 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,389 you're welcome to use this ladle. 385 00:20:12,390 --> 00:20:14,360 You think I'm a goddamn idiot? 386 00:20:14,370 --> 00:20:15,460 Brought my own. 387 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:22,280 Aah! 388 00:20:22,310 --> 00:20:23,760 Oh, God! Oh, God no! 389 00:20:23,770 --> 00:20:25,053 Oh, God, no! Oh, no... Huh? 390 00:20:25,060 --> 00:20:26,860 I'm acid-proof! 391 00:20:26,870 --> 00:20:29,280 Fuck all of you. Fuck all of you, 392 00:20:29,290 --> 00:20:30,460 I'm gonna be rich! 393 00:20:30,470 --> 00:20:31,640 Here's my ass. 394 00:20:31,650 --> 00:20:33,709 Take a good look, spank it! 395 00:20:33,710 --> 00:20:35,397 Acid proof! 396 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:38,309 Feels like that guy had other stuff going on. 397 00:20:38,310 --> 00:20:40,670 Don't ever make fun of me again. 398 00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:41,861 Ever! 399 00:20:42,850 --> 00:20:44,349 All right, c'mon Morty, let's go home. 400 00:20:44,350 --> 00:20:46,200 Wait, what? This... This isn't our reality? 401 00:20:46,210 --> 00:20:47,489 What, you think I'd waste our home 402 00:20:47,490 --> 00:20:49,150 teaching you a fucking lesson? 403 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:50,980 I am gonna miss this place, though... 404 00:20:50,990 --> 00:20:52,859 Johnny Carson's still alive and on the air, 405 00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:54,229 9/11 never happened, 406 00:20:54,230 --> 00:20:55,848 and Rocky Road ice cream has peanut butter 407 00:20:55,850 --> 00:20:57,619 - instead of marshmallows. - The fu... What? 408 00:20:57,620 --> 00:20:58,928 The marshmallows are the best part! 409 00:20:58,930 --> 00:21:00,200 Morty... 410 00:21:01,470 --> 00:21:06,302 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - www.addic7ed.com ... 411 00:21:37,510 --> 00:21:39,409 Our next guest, ah, gave us, 412 00:21:39,410 --> 00:21:41,079 well, actually, very little information, 413 00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:45,379 ah, besides the fact that he is, uh, impervious to acid. 414 00:21:45,380 --> 00:21:47,379 So here he is, he's here to prove it. 415 00:21:47,380 --> 00:21:48,530 Let's welcome this guy. 416 00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:51,510 Let's do this shit! 417 00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:52,948 Now, you're, uh... you're sure about this? 418 00:21:52,950 --> 00:21:53,950 Eat my ass. 419 00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:55,540 - Hoist me! - I did not know that ass 420 00:21:55,550 --> 00:21:57,604 was on the menu. 421 00:21:57,610 --> 00:21:59,060 Don't steal my moment! 422 00:21:59,070 --> 00:22:00,160 - Do it! - Ah, okay, 423 00:22:00,170 --> 00:22:03,129 then without further ado... drop him. 424 00:22:03,130 --> 00:22:04,550 Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! 425 00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:05,960 Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah, oh, yeah! 426 00:22:18,450 --> 00:22:21,409 Looks like I'll be eating ass flambé. 427 00:22:23,250 --> 00:22:24,463 Please kill me.