1 00:00:04,710 --> 00:00:06,709 Get us out of here. I'll hold them off. 2 00:00:11,120 --> 00:00:12,599 My name is Beth Smith. 3 00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:14,919 Tell your top bugs the Defiance lives on. 4 00:00:14,920 --> 00:00:16,339 I will. I will. 5 00:00:16,340 --> 00:00:18,056 I'll make you a legend. Blade Smith. 6 00:00:18,057 --> 00:00:20,147 - Beth Smith. - Beth. Beth. Beth Smith. 7 00:00:20,148 --> 00:00:22,289 Okay, God, it's just such a plain... 8 00:00:22,290 --> 00:00:24,312 I'm trying to come up with a mnemonic device. 9 00:00:24,313 --> 00:00:25,979 You could connect it to not dying. 10 00:00:25,980 --> 00:00:28,197 I know, I know! You think that would sear it right in, 11 00:00:28,198 --> 00:00:30,327 but it just speaks to the sheer forgettability. 12 00:00:30,328 --> 00:00:34,207 Oh, God. I-I-I'm, uh, so sorry. Uh, uh, oh, God. 13 00:00:34,208 --> 00:00:35,907 Starts with a "B"... 14 00:00:35,908 --> 00:00:37,337 Congratulations to your government, 15 00:00:37,338 --> 00:00:39,287 business, or terror cell on its acquisition 16 00:00:39,288 --> 00:00:41,567 of the NX-5 Planet Remover by Xamaxax 17 00:00:41,568 --> 00:00:43,117 in partnership with Wrangler jeans. 18 00:00:43,118 --> 00:00:45,447 The NX-5's industry-leading tachyon beams 19 00:00:45,448 --> 00:00:48,087 eliminate planets twice as fast as the NX-4S 20 00:00:48,088 --> 00:00:50,569 with half the battery and zero built-in fatal design flaws. 21 00:00:50,570 --> 00:00:52,127 That's right. No more secret hole 22 00:00:52,128 --> 00:00:53,647 that blows the whole thing up when you shoot it. 23 00:00:53,648 --> 00:00:55,087 Your enemies will say it's unfair. 24 00:00:55,088 --> 00:00:57,011 - We say it's about time. - Damn it. 25 00:00:57,012 --> 00:00:58,287 We risked our lives for that? 26 00:00:58,288 --> 00:01:00,407 You did your best. Maybe you need a break. 27 00:01:00,408 --> 00:01:02,247 - Don't you ever miss Earth? - I don't have to miss it. 28 00:01:02,248 --> 00:01:03,787 I'm technically still there. 29 00:01:03,788 --> 00:01:06,579 My dad made a perfect clone of me to take my place. 30 00:01:06,580 --> 00:01:09,527 Boy, that Rick. So, if you do go back, 31 00:01:09,528 --> 00:01:10,827 what happens to the clone? 32 00:01:10,828 --> 00:01:13,207 Does it have, like, a proximity-triggered device 33 00:01:13,208 --> 00:01:15,196 - in its neck? - Who cares? Are we done? 34 00:01:15,197 --> 00:01:17,007 Sure. Unless you want me to remove 35 00:01:17,008 --> 00:01:19,410 the proximity-triggered device from your neck. 36 00:01:20,703 --> 00:01:21,799 Think it's a bomb? 37 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:23,407 Man, what if this is how you found out 38 00:01:23,408 --> 00:01:25,069 he never wanted you back, 39 00:01:25,070 --> 00:01:27,375 that he loved the clone more than you? 40 00:01:27,376 --> 00:01:29,069 How crazy would that be? 41 00:01:29,070 --> 00:01:30,939 Crazy and of... of course soul-crushing. 42 00:01:30,940 --> 00:01:33,037 For you. I actually have something for that. 43 00:01:33,038 --> 00:01:34,867 Y-You want some? They're nonaddictive. 44 00:01:34,868 --> 00:01:36,547 That's not true. They're totally addictive. 45 00:01:36,548 --> 00:01:37,802 I'm a terrible doctor. 46 00:01:37,803 --> 00:01:39,137 I actually have something for that, too. 47 00:01:39,138 --> 00:01:41,919 You want some? Nonaddictive. Mmm. 48 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:43,349 I'm a great doctor. 49 00:02:11,003 --> 00:02:15,173 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - www.addic7ed.com ... 50 00:02:15,174 --> 00:02:17,089 Dr. Wong had a cancellation today. 51 00:02:17,090 --> 00:02:18,487 Anybody up for a family session? 52 00:02:18,488 --> 00:02:19,527 - I could do that. - I'm... I'm down to clown. 53 00:02:19,528 --> 00:02:21,407 Ooh, not sure my therapy puppet will be done in time. 54 00:02:21,408 --> 00:02:23,099 Great, because she specifically asked you 55 00:02:23,100 --> 00:02:24,929 to stop bringing puppets. Dad? 56 00:02:24,930 --> 00:02:27,367 I love therapy, family therapy most of all, 57 00:02:27,368 --> 00:02:31,007 - but I am actually disintegrating. - Whoa! 58 00:02:31,008 --> 00:02:32,097 - Oh, my God! - Dad! 59 00:02:32,098 --> 00:02:33,809 Is that really it? We did it? 60 00:02:33,810 --> 00:02:35,230 It's the invisibility belt. 61 00:02:36,310 --> 00:02:38,637 Whoa-whoa-whoa! He grazed them. 62 00:02:38,638 --> 00:02:40,698 That's gonna hurt in like 10 seconds. Thanks, Morty. 63 00:02:40,699 --> 00:02:42,039 Why should I let you use it? 64 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:43,979 - You never let me use it. - Can I have the belt? 65 00:02:43,980 --> 00:02:45,087 It would really piss off Morty. 66 00:02:45,088 --> 00:02:46,621 - Fantastic idea. - What the hell? 67 00:02:46,622 --> 00:02:47,830 You jerk! Give it! 68 00:02:47,831 --> 00:02:49,997 Hey! Ow! 69 00:02:49,998 --> 00:02:51,717 Share the invisibility. Jerry? 70 00:02:51,718 --> 00:02:53,249 Ooh, this looks like a job for Mr. Nibbles. 71 00:02:53,250 --> 00:02:54,712 Let me just glue one more eye on. 72 00:02:54,713 --> 00:02:56,839 I'm gonna kill you! 73 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:58,397 Woof. Looks like you two have to fight 74 00:02:58,398 --> 00:02:59,907 about why you can't control your kids. 75 00:02:59,908 --> 00:03:01,559 Good thing Dr. Wong's got an opening. 76 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:03,247 Bye. 77 00:03:03,248 --> 00:03:05,724 - You're a bad father. - Don't let him divide us. 78 00:03:06,370 --> 00:03:09,369 Garage, family therapy mode. 79 00:03:09,370 --> 00:03:10,820 Ah. 80 00:03:14,024 --> 00:03:16,609 - Honey, you're back. - You seem surprised. 81 00:03:16,610 --> 00:03:18,610 - You never wrote. - And never exploded? 82 00:03:20,090 --> 00:03:24,158 What I'm hearing is that you think that's a bomb. 83 00:03:24,159 --> 00:03:26,995 So does every engineer that's seen it. 84 00:03:26,996 --> 00:03:28,887 Engineer? Princess, I'm sure every caveman 85 00:03:28,888 --> 00:03:30,967 that sees a microwave calls it a rock cabinet. 86 00:03:30,968 --> 00:03:34,160 The point of inventing is to make things that don't exist. 87 00:03:37,670 --> 00:03:40,337 Then whip me up a reason not to kill you. 88 00:03:40,338 --> 00:03:42,469 Dad? We're off to Dr. Wong's. 89 00:03:42,470 --> 00:03:45,096 Scan her. 90 00:03:45,097 --> 00:03:46,265 Dad? 91 00:03:47,470 --> 00:03:48,939 Okay, have fun, pumpkin. 92 00:03:48,940 --> 00:03:50,469 Sorry I'm a piece-of-shit father. 93 00:03:50,470 --> 00:03:53,579 Oh, ha-ha! Well, the self-loathing buys a lot back. 94 00:03:53,580 --> 00:03:54,589 Jerry, leave the puppet. 95 00:03:54,590 --> 00:03:57,289 It's a one-way ticket to a breakthrough, Beth. 96 00:03:57,290 --> 00:03:59,319 The device in her neck would have transferred 97 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:01,049 a database of her memories to your device 98 00:04:01,050 --> 00:04:02,289 before vaporizing her. 99 00:04:02,290 --> 00:04:03,569 So much for that plan. 100 00:04:03,570 --> 00:04:05,347 Why is she... it... 101 00:04:05,348 --> 00:04:06,767 why am I back with Jerry? 102 00:04:06,768 --> 00:04:08,119 I thought she was a copy of me. 103 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:09,347 She is a copy of you. 104 00:04:09,348 --> 00:04:12,447 If she ran back to that dingleberry, that's on you. 105 00:04:12,448 --> 00:04:13,467 Want to grab a drink? 106 00:04:13,468 --> 00:04:14,918 - All the time. - Good girl. 107 00:04:17,730 --> 00:04:18,890 Ooh. 108 00:04:32,850 --> 00:04:34,812 - To catch a predator. - What the hell? 109 00:04:34,813 --> 00:04:36,307 Thermal goggles, bitch. 110 00:04:36,308 --> 00:04:37,440 Mom said share. 111 00:04:37,441 --> 00:04:39,729 You can't share invisibility. Take those off. 112 00:04:42,058 --> 00:04:43,250 No. 113 00:04:46,430 --> 00:04:48,149 So I'll just see you at cheerleader practice? 114 00:04:48,150 --> 00:04:50,230 Should I bring a poncho? 115 00:04:50,238 --> 00:04:51,267 All right! 116 00:04:51,268 --> 00:04:53,327 - State your terms. - Give back the belt. 117 00:04:53,328 --> 00:04:55,087 You take the goggles. Go away. 118 00:04:55,088 --> 00:04:56,334 We trade in an hour. 119 00:04:56,335 --> 00:04:57,679 Deal. 120 00:04:59,050 --> 00:05:00,421 How do you like that, bitch? 121 00:05:00,422 --> 00:05:01,742 I liked it more than my old belt. 122 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:04,209 "Tiny Big Man Junior"? 123 00:05:04,210 --> 00:05:05,590 You shoulda shared. 124 00:05:07,470 --> 00:05:08,846 What are you doing in my house? 125 00:05:08,847 --> 00:05:11,739 Did I wander that far from my console? 126 00:05:11,740 --> 00:05:14,185 They should put a warning on these things. 127 00:05:14,186 --> 00:05:15,719 So, we overrode the gates, 128 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:17,979 and the slave rebellion took the capital. 129 00:05:17,980 --> 00:05:19,769 - Pretty cool. - Very cool. 130 00:05:19,770 --> 00:05:22,479 My daughter, having space adventures. 131 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:25,749 They are skewing a tad "Star Wars"-y, though. 132 00:05:25,750 --> 00:05:27,279 Don't forget to have fun. 133 00:05:27,280 --> 00:05:29,019 Well, I came back to murder you, not get your notes, 134 00:05:29,020 --> 00:05:31,327 but I'll remember to fart more while I'm saving the galaxy. 135 00:05:31,328 --> 00:05:33,309 Okay, I'm the one that made this possible. 136 00:05:33,310 --> 00:05:34,619 It's not a competition. 137 00:05:34,620 --> 00:05:36,319 Of course not. Just curious, though, if it were, 138 00:05:36,320 --> 00:05:38,410 would "most wanted" be first place? 139 00:05:40,740 --> 00:05:42,249 You're fighting the Gromflomites? 140 00:05:42,250 --> 00:05:43,965 Dad, they're trying to take over the galaxy! 141 00:05:43,966 --> 00:05:46,259 Everybody in the galaxy tries to take over the galaxy. 142 00:05:46,260 --> 00:05:48,886 The trick is to be left alone by whoever succeeds. 143 00:05:48,887 --> 00:05:50,729 Eh, it's your hero phase. 144 00:05:50,730 --> 00:05:52,559 I had one, too. You'll outgrow it. 145 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:55,059 No, you did. I'm not gonna outgrow giving a shit. 146 00:05:55,060 --> 00:05:56,644 Sources tell us these aliens, 147 00:05:56,645 --> 00:05:59,487 who call themselves the Neeeew Galactic Federation, 148 00:05:59,488 --> 00:06:01,247 will blow up the planet unless some woman 149 00:06:01,248 --> 00:06:02,567 with a very boring name gives herself up. 150 00:06:02,568 --> 00:06:04,107 - Oh, come on. - Way to give a shit. 151 00:06:04,108 --> 00:06:05,987 Next time, don't wipe it on your home planet. 152 00:06:05,988 --> 00:06:07,779 Oh, shit. They're gonna track down Beth. 153 00:06:07,780 --> 00:06:09,649 You mean... Beth's clone. 154 00:06:09,650 --> 00:06:12,307 Right. Beth's clone. 155 00:06:12,308 --> 00:06:14,120 What... What did I say? 156 00:06:17,810 --> 00:06:19,999 It really was nice seeing you again. 157 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:23,713 - Whoo! Yeah! - Go, Honey Bees! 158 00:06:23,714 --> 00:06:25,307 Good practice, girls. 159 00:06:25,308 --> 00:06:27,369 And remember, we are in a drought, 160 00:06:27,370 --> 00:06:28,977 so be sure to shower as one big group 161 00:06:28,978 --> 00:06:30,345 at the exact same time. 162 00:06:32,500 --> 00:06:34,269 Shower fire! The shower's on fire! 163 00:06:34,270 --> 00:06:36,225 Step aside, girls! I got this! 164 00:06:42,065 --> 00:06:43,477 You're a monster! 165 00:06:43,478 --> 00:06:44,510 Still wanna share? 166 00:06:50,938 --> 00:06:52,567 Morty Smith, hands up. 167 00:06:52,568 --> 00:06:53,587 You are under arrest 168 00:06:53,588 --> 00:06:57,267 for crimes against the New Improved Galactic Federation. 169 00:06:57,268 --> 00:06:58,956 Wait. What? How are you doing that? 170 00:06:58,957 --> 00:07:00,187 You're not a psychic, are you? 171 00:07:00,188 --> 00:07:01,337 Do you have psychic powers? 172 00:07:01,338 --> 00:07:03,917 - Uh, yes. - Are they strong powers? 173 00:07:03,918 --> 00:07:05,607 We're just looking for your mother. 174 00:07:05,608 --> 00:07:07,499 You can't, like, stop our hearts, can you? 175 00:07:07,500 --> 00:07:09,926 - Uh, I can. - Okay, we surrender. 176 00:07:09,927 --> 00:07:12,167 Jerry, do you agree that the use of puppets 177 00:07:12,168 --> 00:07:14,009 makes you seem dumb and crazy? 178 00:07:14,010 --> 00:07:17,509 I don't think "crazy" is a responsible word to use in... 179 00:07:17,510 --> 00:07:18,787 It is now. This is crazy. 180 00:07:18,788 --> 00:07:19,977 You're being crazy. 181 00:07:19,978 --> 00:07:21,604 They do it in therapy on TV. 182 00:07:21,605 --> 00:07:24,274 Well, TV gives British people prizes for baking, Jerry. 183 00:07:29,530 --> 00:07:31,447 - Tonya? - Tammy? Tammya? Tammya. 184 00:07:31,448 --> 00:07:32,687 Hi, Mrs. Smith. 185 00:07:32,688 --> 00:07:34,307 I like your hair better this way. 186 00:07:34,308 --> 00:07:36,329 - How's the stomach? - What? 187 00:07:36,330 --> 00:07:38,567 Hey! I only said "hey." 188 00:07:38,568 --> 00:07:40,439 It's not like I can do more than that. 189 00:07:40,440 --> 00:07:42,037 As much as I'd like to kill you, 190 00:07:42,038 --> 00:07:44,794 my superiors have some questions about the Defiance. 191 00:07:44,795 --> 00:07:48,209 I don't have a... I have a Defiance? 192 00:07:48,210 --> 00:07:50,132 Oh, God, I'm a clone. 193 00:07:50,133 --> 00:07:51,549 That's your defense? 194 00:07:51,550 --> 00:07:53,547 No, my defense is eat me. 195 00:07:53,548 --> 00:07:56,147 Hey! Ah! We've been over this. 196 00:07:56,148 --> 00:07:59,469 All I do is say "hey." 197 00:07:59,470 --> 00:08:01,787 Smart guns, white-list human life. 198 00:08:01,788 --> 00:08:02,937 And the therapist. 199 00:08:09,480 --> 00:08:10,637 Tammy, this is the office 200 00:08:10,638 --> 00:08:12,319 where my family works to better itself. 201 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:13,531 What, and that makes it sacred? 202 00:08:13,532 --> 00:08:15,147 No, it makes it a place I've rigged with a lot 203 00:08:15,148 --> 00:08:17,087 of voice-activated escape contingencies. 204 00:08:17,088 --> 00:08:18,787 These are all good points. 205 00:08:18,788 --> 00:08:20,539 I need to take a long look at myself. 206 00:08:21,490 --> 00:08:24,166 Aah! Aah! 207 00:08:24,167 --> 00:08:25,459 I'd like to discuss that. 208 00:08:25,460 --> 00:08:27,507 I don't discuss problems, I incinerate them. 209 00:08:27,508 --> 00:08:29,889 Everybody in the car. 210 00:08:29,890 --> 00:08:31,867 Everybody in my family, not the world. 211 00:08:31,868 --> 00:08:34,136 Jesus, Wong. Boundaries. 212 00:08:36,040 --> 00:08:38,170 I'm better than this job. 213 00:08:41,850 --> 00:08:43,019 Can't you just make a portal? 214 00:08:43,020 --> 00:08:45,079 Your children are down there invisible, Jerry. 215 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:47,189 "Make a portal"? Father of the year back here. 216 00:08:47,190 --> 00:08:48,239 Well, you're one to talk. 217 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:49,651 You told me I wasn't a clone. 218 00:08:49,652 --> 00:08:51,389 Y-You're not a clone. 219 00:08:51,390 --> 00:08:54,400 - And who is that? - Uh, uh, a clone. 220 00:08:58,820 --> 00:09:00,399 Why would you make a clone of me 221 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:01,969 just to send the clone into space? 222 00:09:01,970 --> 00:09:03,669 Well, you didn't want to go, and I thought, 223 00:09:03,670 --> 00:09:04,829 "Okay, that's cool." 224 00:09:04,830 --> 00:09:06,000 But then I thought, "Well, 225 00:09:06,001 --> 00:09:07,129 you know what would be even cooler 226 00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:09,269 is a space daughter," s-so I made one. 227 00:09:09,270 --> 00:09:11,369 And I put a bomb in her neck in case she ever came back. 228 00:09:11,370 --> 00:09:13,591 - Father of the year. - She wasn't supposed to come back. 229 00:09:13,592 --> 00:09:15,689 - Why did she? - Well, she found a bomb in her neck. 230 00:09:15,690 --> 00:09:17,304 Wouldn't you? 231 00:09:18,470 --> 00:09:20,169 - Father of the year. - Shut up! 232 00:09:20,170 --> 00:09:21,669 I'm tired of believing you. 233 00:09:21,670 --> 00:09:23,229 - I want to talk to her. - No, you don't. 234 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:25,187 - Jerry, do something. - Hey. 235 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:32,026 He told me you're the clone. 236 00:09:32,027 --> 00:09:33,509 What do you think he told me? 237 00:09:33,510 --> 00:09:34,520 You're the clone? 238 00:09:34,529 --> 00:09:36,280 Wow, naive and attractive. 239 00:09:36,281 --> 00:09:38,032 Wow, jaded and hot. 240 00:09:40,327 --> 00:09:42,109 I know this is bad parenting, but if you stop fighting, 241 00:09:42,110 --> 00:09:43,412 you both get McDonald's. 242 00:09:43,413 --> 00:09:45,957 How about I just blow my brains out, starting with hers? 243 00:09:45,958 --> 00:09:47,449 Okay, Wendy's. We love Wendy's. 244 00:09:47,450 --> 00:09:49,210 - I-I think they even gave us some money. - Drop it. 245 00:09:49,211 --> 00:09:50,836 - Don't move! - Freeze! Get down! 246 00:09:50,837 --> 00:09:51,869 - On the ground! On the ground! - Don't move! 247 00:09:51,870 --> 00:09:54,309 Everybody, shut up! You're all saying different shit. 248 00:09:54,310 --> 00:09:57,426 - Wait, so there are two of them? - More importantly, 249 00:09:57,427 --> 00:09:58,689 which one is mine? 250 00:09:58,690 --> 00:10:00,304 Uh, neither, chauvinist. 251 00:10:00,305 --> 00:10:01,849 Whatever. Take them both. 252 00:10:05,852 --> 00:10:08,149 Cool beam. But let's bargain. 253 00:10:08,150 --> 00:10:09,271 I'm the one you really want. 254 00:10:09,272 --> 00:10:11,849 - Excuse me? - Uh, smartest man in the universe? 255 00:10:11,850 --> 00:10:13,489 Secret to interdimensional travel? 256 00:10:13,490 --> 00:10:14,527 Ask your bosses. 257 00:10:14,528 --> 00:10:15,819 My bosses are bugs, Rick. 258 00:10:15,820 --> 00:10:18,269 You killed the old ones. The new ones are half my age. 259 00:10:18,270 --> 00:10:21,993 They know if you're left alone, you're a non-threat. 260 00:10:21,994 --> 00:10:23,829 - Oofa! - We got the payload. 261 00:10:23,830 --> 00:10:25,538 Fire up the NX-5. 262 00:10:25,539 --> 00:10:26,699 Earth's going Ta-ta. 263 00:10:26,700 --> 00:10:27,929 You might want to do that thing 264 00:10:27,930 --> 00:10:29,199 where you find a new universe 265 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:30,835 where you can suck yourself off. 266 00:10:30,836 --> 00:10:31,919 You can't tell me what to do. 267 00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:33,750 Awesome. He resisted. We can shoot him. 268 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:36,257 - Wha? - Just go with it, Jerry. 269 00:10:36,258 --> 00:10:38,769 Everybody, drop your guns... except for Jerry! 270 00:10:38,770 --> 00:10:40,209 Fucking classic. 271 00:10:44,766 --> 00:10:46,459 - Holy shit. Morty. - And Summer. 272 00:10:46,460 --> 00:10:48,436 W-We worked together. That's... that's our arc. 273 00:10:48,437 --> 00:10:49,469 We went from siblings 274 00:10:49,470 --> 00:10:50,980 to invisible to working together. 275 00:10:50,981 --> 00:10:52,749 It's not "Citizen Kane," but why compete 276 00:10:52,750 --> 00:10:54,066 with whatever's going on here, you know? 277 00:10:54,067 --> 00:10:56,778 Unh! 278 00:10:57,480 --> 00:10:59,489 Aah! 279 00:11:00,740 --> 00:11:04,129 You made me go to a wedding. 280 00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:06,389 And you killed my best friend. I shoulda said that one first. 281 00:11:06,390 --> 00:11:08,309 Congratulations, Earth, 282 00:11:08,310 --> 00:11:11,419 on being destroyed by the NX-5, 283 00:11:11,420 --> 00:11:14,587 brought to you by Wrangler. 284 00:11:16,089 --> 00:11:20,179 Ugh, guess the galaxy's most-wanted mammal 285 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:22,209 needs her daddy to come change her diapie. 286 00:11:22,210 --> 00:11:23,989 Come on, kids, we have to go do 287 00:11:23,990 --> 00:11:26,516 a fucking piece of shit "Star Wars." 288 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:31,562 Attention, Zeta 99-2. 289 00:11:31,563 --> 00:11:33,773 We know you have a stolen ship. Stand down. 290 00:11:33,774 --> 00:11:35,960 Oh, am I not a non-threat now? 291 00:11:44,701 --> 00:11:46,219 Hey, you are not cleared to land. 292 00:11:46,220 --> 00:11:48,370 - We will open fire. - Hold your ground, men. 293 00:11:48,371 --> 00:11:50,160 You'll be heroes. 294 00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:54,119 Summer, try unlocking that door 295 00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:55,979 by scanning your high-school friend's dead face. 296 00:11:55,980 --> 00:11:57,459 Uh, I have... I have to pee. 297 00:11:57,460 --> 00:11:59,219 Pee on the floor. It's a Death Star. 298 00:11:59,220 --> 00:12:00,709 Okay, but there's rebellion 299 00:12:00,710 --> 00:12:02,409 - and then there's... - Here, Dad. 300 00:12:02,410 --> 00:12:04,303 Perfect. 301 00:12:04,304 --> 00:12:06,055 What am I doing wrong? 302 00:12:06,056 --> 00:12:08,519 Ugh, her eyes are closed. Morty, open the left one. 303 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:10,185 I've got the right. 304 00:12:10,940 --> 00:12:13,312 She died the way she lived, overserialized. 305 00:12:13,313 --> 00:12:14,569 I'm gonna rescue your mom and her clone 306 00:12:14,570 --> 00:12:15,679 without revealing which is which. 307 00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:17,699 You two find the NX-5 and shut it down. 308 00:12:17,700 --> 00:12:19,369 I mean, don't die trying. There's infinite Earths. 309 00:12:19,370 --> 00:12:21,029 If you can save this one, it's gravy. 310 00:12:21,030 --> 00:12:22,469 Dream team rides again! 311 00:12:22,470 --> 00:12:24,199 Oh, yeah, we're like Luke and Leia. 312 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:25,519 Uh, except no kissing part. 313 00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:26,951 What's another famous brother-sister team? 314 00:12:26,952 --> 00:12:27,952 Uh, Hansel and Gretel? 315 00:12:27,953 --> 00:12:29,578 Yeah, right, those two were fucking. 316 00:12:29,579 --> 00:12:30,769 Dad, we need the belt. 317 00:12:30,770 --> 00:12:32,239 I can't go with you guys watching. 318 00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:34,509 - You're invisible. - What if the pee isn't? 319 00:12:34,510 --> 00:12:36,569 You know what? We don't need invisibility. 320 00:12:36,570 --> 00:12:38,299 Working together is our belt. 321 00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:40,729 - That's our arc. Let's do it. - I'm gonna go ahead and whistle. 322 00:12:40,730 --> 00:12:41,929 That's how good I feel. 323 00:12:47,580 --> 00:12:49,610 Oh, God. I knew it. 324 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:53,894 Ugh, this floor isn't level. 325 00:12:55,660 --> 00:12:57,029 Are they gonna torture us? 326 00:12:57,030 --> 00:12:59,191 Unless you plan on telling them what I know. 327 00:12:59,192 --> 00:13:01,026 Last chance to guess who was the clone. 328 00:13:01,027 --> 00:13:02,439 You're his daughter. 329 00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:03,849 Just something about the eyes, 330 00:13:03,850 --> 00:13:06,574 the shameless abandonment of your family. 331 00:13:06,575 --> 00:13:08,629 However can I live with myself? 332 00:13:08,630 --> 00:13:11,319 One theory... I was designed by your father to live with myself, 333 00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:12,869 which would mean you made a conscious choice 334 00:13:12,870 --> 00:13:15,457 to swallow your dreams with cheap wine and dinosaur pasta. 335 00:13:15,458 --> 00:13:17,049 You know that's the kind Jerry likes, 336 00:13:17,050 --> 00:13:19,359 same way I know the only goddamn dream you'll ever follow 337 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:20,796 is your shitty father's approval. 338 00:13:20,797 --> 00:13:22,759 You fetch your shitty father's lemonade. 339 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:24,789 You cosplay as your shitty father in his 30s. 340 00:13:24,790 --> 00:13:26,289 Red alert. Red alert. 341 00:13:26,290 --> 00:13:28,299 Rick Sanchez... 342 00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:30,347 More like dead alert. What else? What else? 343 00:13:30,348 --> 00:13:31,649 I wrote some stuff down in my Notes app. 344 00:13:31,650 --> 00:13:33,899 Let me just find it. 345 00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:36,569 Screw it. Beth, if... if one of you is still alive, 346 00:13:36,570 --> 00:13:37,570 you're my real daughter. 347 00:13:37,571 --> 00:13:39,481 If you're both alive, don't hurt the other one. 348 00:13:39,482 --> 00:13:41,319 She's just a clone. She's not worth it. 349 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:42,349 I'm coming, baby. 350 00:13:42,350 --> 00:13:44,653 - That piece of shit. - That piece of shit. 351 00:13:44,654 --> 00:13:46,488 I came back kill him, you know. 352 00:13:46,489 --> 00:13:48,199 I'd like to help. 353 00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:50,326 - Kick me between my eyes. - From here? 354 00:13:50,327 --> 00:13:51,589 Oh, you dropped yoga so you could buy 355 00:13:51,590 --> 00:13:53,009 Jerry more Flintstones Vitam... 356 00:13:57,360 --> 00:14:00,378 Oh, I do not like the looks of this giant fight chamber. 357 00:14:06,968 --> 00:14:09,759 - Bird Person? - It is now Phoenix Person. 358 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:10,930 You're working for them? 359 00:14:10,931 --> 00:14:12,556 What did they do to you, BP? 360 00:14:12,557 --> 00:14:15,017 It is now PP. Where is Tammy? 361 00:14:15,018 --> 00:14:16,618 Oh, don't worry about her. I killed her. 362 00:14:17,860 --> 00:14:19,021 I loved her. 363 00:14:19,022 --> 00:14:21,629 Really? Huh. Then can I suggest, as an alternate name, 364 00:14:21,630 --> 00:14:23,275 Crazy Pussy Whipped Person? 365 00:14:23,276 --> 00:14:24,693 Aah! 366 00:14:24,694 --> 00:14:26,070 Unh! 367 00:14:30,659 --> 00:14:31,701 Aah! 368 00:14:37,666 --> 00:14:38,958 It's funny. 369 00:14:38,959 --> 00:14:40,960 I always wondered who would win if we ever fought. 370 00:14:40,961 --> 00:14:43,089 Then you were always a bad friend. 371 00:14:46,424 --> 00:14:48,301 Aah! 372 00:14:51,179 --> 00:14:52,979 Morty, we had one grenade. 373 00:14:52,980 --> 00:14:54,766 - He had a gun. - Whatever. Come on. 374 00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:58,029 - Did you hear something? - Doesn't matter. 375 00:14:58,030 --> 00:14:59,895 If anyone's around, they're here to stop the laser, 376 00:14:59,896 --> 00:15:01,439 and they can't do it without us seeing them. 377 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:03,189 "Working together is our belt"? 378 00:15:03,190 --> 00:15:04,275 You gave it away! 379 00:15:04,276 --> 00:15:05,279 You said we didn't need it. 380 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:06,360 I wish you were never born. 381 00:15:06,361 --> 00:15:07,369 You were an accident. 382 00:15:09,310 --> 00:15:10,689 How come some of the pants are... 383 00:15:10,690 --> 00:15:12,969 The NX-5 can't destroy Wrangler jeans. 384 00:15:12,970 --> 00:15:15,077 Like, it literally can't destroy them 385 00:15:15,078 --> 00:15:16,269 or it's programmed not to? 386 00:15:16,270 --> 00:15:18,289 Gee, what do you think? 387 00:15:50,780 --> 00:15:52,549 You kill a good bug, for a horse doctor. 388 00:15:52,550 --> 00:15:53,809 Thanks, me. 389 00:15:53,810 --> 00:15:56,369 Maybe we could do, like, a "Parent Trap" thing together sometime. 390 00:15:56,370 --> 00:15:57,969 As long as you mean the Lindsay Lohan version. 391 00:15:57,970 --> 00:15:59,100 Naturally. 392 00:16:01,458 --> 00:16:03,549 What do you think they do with all those jeans? 393 00:16:03,550 --> 00:16:05,919 - Make them into jackets? - It's not about conserving denim. 394 00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:09,139 It's marketing. Like, uh, "The NX-5 destroys the whole planet 395 00:16:09,140 --> 00:16:10,689 except for the Wrangler jeans." 396 00:16:10,690 --> 00:16:13,139 Because they're so tough. Tougher than the laser? 397 00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:15,039 - Stupid. - You're talking about it. 398 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:16,849 Mm, you're right. They... they got me. 399 00:16:16,850 --> 00:16:18,009 Hey, over here. Look at me. 400 00:16:18,010 --> 00:16:20,029 Did you just see a pantsless little boy run by? 401 00:16:20,030 --> 00:16:21,226 I'm not falling for that again. 402 00:16:21,227 --> 00:16:23,103 I used to be invisible, but now I'm the opposite. 403 00:16:23,104 --> 00:16:24,469 Get him. But not in a weird way. 404 00:16:24,470 --> 00:16:25,606 You made it weird. 405 00:16:31,905 --> 00:16:34,129 NX-5 corporate sponsor detected. 406 00:16:34,130 --> 00:16:35,769 Cannot penetrate Wranglers. 407 00:16:35,770 --> 00:16:36,867 Built too tough. 408 00:16:36,868 --> 00:16:39,590 Built... too... tough. 409 00:16:41,390 --> 00:16:43,409 I killed them! I-I did... I did it offscreen. 410 00:16:43,410 --> 00:16:44,589 God damn it. Morty, fix your underwear. 411 00:16:44,590 --> 00:16:45,919 I saw your balls for a second. 412 00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:47,127 That's on you. 413 00:16:47,128 --> 00:16:48,749 Why can't I meet your parents? 414 00:16:48,750 --> 00:16:51,149 - Are you embarrassed of me? - No, of them. 415 00:16:51,150 --> 00:16:52,383 Aww. 416 00:16:59,391 --> 00:17:02,018 Unh... ahh! 417 00:17:09,030 --> 00:17:10,649 Never thought this was how I'd die. 418 00:17:10,650 --> 00:17:12,029 We're nowhere near Venice, 419 00:17:12,030 --> 00:17:13,570 and you're not a dwarf in a raincoat. 420 00:17:17,242 --> 00:17:19,449 Step back. You're not killing him 421 00:17:19,450 --> 00:17:21,412 till we kick his ass, Bird Person. 422 00:17:21,413 --> 00:17:23,497 My name is Phoenix Person. 423 00:17:23,498 --> 00:17:24,957 No one's calling you that. Dumb. 424 00:17:24,958 --> 00:17:27,029 It fascinates me that an entire family 425 00:17:27,030 --> 00:17:30,099 can be this critical and suck this much. 426 00:17:34,717 --> 00:17:36,135 Aah! 427 00:17:42,267 --> 00:17:44,419 Aah! 428 00:17:44,420 --> 00:17:45,936 Bird Person, stop. 429 00:17:45,937 --> 00:17:48,355 It's me, that Tammy girl. 430 00:17:48,356 --> 00:17:50,749 Tammy, this is unexpected. 431 00:17:50,750 --> 00:17:52,276 I was told you were dead. 432 00:17:52,277 --> 00:17:55,239 That is ab-so-lute-ly not true. 433 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:58,282 I'm more alive than I've ever been. 434 00:17:58,283 --> 00:18:00,576 You are behaving rather strangely. 435 00:18:00,577 --> 00:18:02,949 Me? Strange? Oh, my. 436 00:18:02,950 --> 00:18:04,580 Well, who's normal, really? 437 00:18:04,581 --> 00:18:07,319 Now, come here, you big hollow-boned featherhead. 438 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,619 Let me give you some of this sweet ass. 439 00:18:18,595 --> 00:18:20,499 Saved the day with puppeting. 440 00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:21,889 Only one with a decent arc. 441 00:18:21,890 --> 00:18:23,557 He does have his moments. 442 00:18:23,558 --> 00:18:24,639 Mom, Dad! 443 00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:26,539 Mom. Uh, we did it! 444 00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:28,249 Morty became super visible! 445 00:18:28,250 --> 00:18:29,980 Summer put my jeans in a laser! 446 00:18:29,981 --> 00:18:32,039 Morty, look at your little balls! 447 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:35,194 - I know! - Bring it in here, guys. 448 00:18:35,195 --> 00:18:37,279 Damn, this thing has twin turbines? 449 00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:39,698 I'll forgive you for abandoning us if you let me drive it. 450 00:18:39,699 --> 00:18:42,159 That works for me... I was just gonna give you space cigarettes. 451 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:43,199 I love having two moms. 452 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:44,839 And I love having two wives. 453 00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:45,913 Never gonna happen, Jerry. 454 00:18:45,914 --> 00:18:47,669 You jerk-offs ready to get the answers 455 00:18:47,670 --> 00:18:49,124 to your burning questions? 456 00:18:49,125 --> 00:18:50,279 What's this, Dad? 457 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:51,599 The memory of which Beth is real 458 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:53,420 and which Beth is a clone, obviously. 459 00:18:53,421 --> 00:18:55,789 You mind-blew yourself? You... 460 00:18:55,790 --> 00:18:58,429 You literally don't even know which of your daughters is real. 461 00:18:58,430 --> 00:19:00,149 Of course you don't. Why am I surprised? 462 00:19:00,150 --> 00:19:02,849 I'm sure you'd love for us to need that from you, 463 00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:04,659 but I don't care what's in that vial. 464 00:19:04,660 --> 00:19:05,729 Yeah, me neither. 465 00:19:05,730 --> 00:19:06,975 You're a piece of shit either way. 466 00:19:06,976 --> 00:19:09,061 So what? After all this, you don't want to know the truth? 467 00:19:09,062 --> 00:19:11,249 The truth is we have more important shit to do 468 00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:13,649 like raise our kids and stamp out the Federation, 469 00:19:13,650 --> 00:19:17,189 neither of which seem like they want anything to do with you. 470 00:19:19,690 --> 00:19:20,989 Morty? Sum-Sum? 471 00:19:20,990 --> 00:19:23,029 You gotta at least wanna know who your real mom is. 472 00:19:23,030 --> 00:19:25,549 Not really, Rick. We have two badass moms now. 473 00:19:25,550 --> 00:19:27,029 - It's... That's kind of a win/win. - Yeah, Grandpa Rick, 474 00:19:27,030 --> 00:19:28,309 don't drag us into your bullshit 475 00:19:28,310 --> 00:19:30,416 just because you're losing control. 476 00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:36,689 I know what I want to do. 477 00:19:36,690 --> 00:19:38,599 - I want you to decide. - What? 478 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:41,134 For once in my life, I want you to decide, Dad. 479 00:19:41,135 --> 00:19:43,549 Do you want me to stay here and be part of your life, 480 00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:44,846 or do you want me to leave? 481 00:20:09,539 --> 00:20:12,419 Hup! Ho! Big money, big money. 482 00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:13,789 Eyes on the lady. 483 00:20:13,790 --> 00:20:16,809 Switcheroo. Which one's which? 484 00:20:18,950 --> 00:20:21,717 Holy shit. I'm a terrible father. 485 00:20:25,650 --> 00:20:27,720 At least I'm a pretty good friend. 486 00:20:29,490 --> 00:20:31,686 Looks like it's just you and me, buddy. 487 00:20:35,090 --> 00:20:37,679 Okay, all right, we'll give you a little more time. 488 00:21:29,285 --> 00:21:32,287 Ah, goodbye, old friend. 489 00:21:32,288 --> 00:21:35,540 We've had our fun, but I'm ready to be seen again. 490 00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:39,799 What the fuck? 491 00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:42,422 - Oh, my God! Where did I go? - Oh, shitskis. 492 00:21:42,423 --> 00:21:43,841 Aah! 493 00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:46,890 Slow down! There's an invisible garbage truck 494 00:21:46,900 --> 00:21:48,388 - in the road! - Yeah, right. 495 00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:53,850 I'm alive. I survi... 496 00:21:57,313 --> 00:22:00,399 I mean, when in Rome. 497 00:22:08,658 --> 00:22:11,952 Bitch, your job is to have intercourse with strangers 498 00:22:11,953 --> 00:22:13,229 and give me the money. 499 00:22:13,230 --> 00:22:15,128 Sorry I called you a bitch, it's a vocational term. 500 00:22:15,130 --> 00:22:16,869 It's not how I feel about you personally. 501 00:22:16,870 --> 00:22:18,249 What the... what... what... aah! 502 00:22:18,250 --> 00:22:19,711 Aah! 503 00:22:20,430 --> 00:22:22,069 Somebody call for a pickup? 504 00:22:22,070 --> 00:22:24,339 Let's go take out the trash. 505 00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:41,310 Well, we had a good run. 506 00:22:41,983 --> 00:22:46,487 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - www.addic7ed.com ...