1 00:00:06,462 --> 00:00:08,444 C'mon, Rick. We're... we're almost there. 2 00:00:08,517 --> 00:00:10,796 Ugh, leave me, Morty. It's the only way. 3 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:12,963 Wha... were... What? were we... 4 00:00:13,047 --> 00:00:14,431 Were we blades in that one? 5 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:15,465 That's tight. 6 00:00:15,549 --> 00:00:17,268 Just stay with me. 7 00:00:17,352 --> 00:00:18,642 I'm... I'm scared, Morty. 8 00:00:18,726 --> 00:00:19,933 I can see the end. 9 00:00:20,517 --> 00:00:21,939 I'm a silly man. 10 00:00:22,023 --> 00:00:23,429 I'm a silly small man. 11 00:00:23,513 --> 00:00:25,031 I'm... I'm sorry I got you into this. 12 00:00:25,115 --> 00:00:27,804 Then how about I get us outta this? 13 00:00:40,830 --> 00:00:41,996 - Hello? - Hey, Jessica. 14 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:43,716 I-it's Morty. From school. 15 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:44,840 Oh, hey, Morty. What's up? 16 00:00:44,924 --> 00:00:47,185 Um, I just want to say that you're really great. 17 00:00:47,269 --> 00:00:49,116 I know the timing never really worked out with us, 18 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:51,294 but you're really great and I wish I got to know you better. 19 00:00:51,378 --> 00:00:53,096 Oh, I mean... That's a lot. 20 00:00:53,180 --> 00:00:55,147 Oh, uh, yeah, sorry, I guess I just... 21 00:00:55,231 --> 00:00:57,421 No, I just wish you said it sooner. 22 00:00:57,505 --> 00:00:59,466 - Wh-What? - Yeah, I mean, being nervous 23 00:00:59,550 --> 00:01:01,016 is sort of selfish sometimes, y'know? 24 00:01:01,100 --> 00:01:02,804 - Life support systems failing. - Yeah, that's a great point. 25 00:01:02,888 --> 00:01:04,432 Well, what are you doing tonight? 26 00:01:04,516 --> 00:01:05,395 - Tonight? - Yeah. 27 00:01:05,479 --> 00:01:07,382 Do you, like, want to watch a movie or something? 28 00:01:07,466 --> 00:01:09,517 Um, yeah. Tonight. Sounds great. 29 00:01:09,601 --> 00:01:11,186 Holy Holy 30 00:01:11,270 --> 00:01:13,126 Come on, come on! 31 00:01:19,172 --> 00:01:21,214 Oh. 32 00:01:21,447 --> 00:01:23,231 - Where are we? - We're home, Rick. 33 00:01:23,315 --> 00:01:24,916 I-I landed us in the ocean. 34 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:26,835 The ocean? The ocean on Earth? 35 00:01:26,919 --> 00:01:28,922 - Uh, yeah, I-I guess so. - Oh 36 00:01:29,006 --> 00:01:30,319 Holy We have to go. 37 00:01:30,403 --> 00:01:31,507 We have to go right now. 38 00:01:31,591 --> 00:01:32,862 What? You touched the ocean, Morty. 39 00:01:32,946 --> 00:01:34,450 - What's the big... - Oh 40 00:01:34,534 --> 00:01:35,737 What? 41 00:01:37,062 --> 00:01:38,073 Richard! 42 00:01:38,157 --> 00:01:40,548 You have desecrated the sacred treaty 43 00:01:40,632 --> 00:01:42,404 betwixt land and sea. 44 00:01:42,488 --> 00:01:45,820 Now face the wrath of your once and eternal foe... 45 00:01:45,904 --> 00:01:47,441 Mr. Nimbus! 46 00:01:47,525 --> 00:01:49,057 Sorry. Who is that? 47 00:01:49,141 --> 00:01:50,905 My nemesis. 48 00:01:50,989 --> 00:01:52,727 - What? - My nemesis, okay? 49 00:01:52,811 --> 00:01:54,452 Okay, but what was his name again? 50 00:01:54,536 --> 00:01:56,231 I am Mr. Nimbus! 51 00:01:56,315 --> 00:01:57,995 He's gonna say that a lot. 52 00:02:27,724 --> 00:02:29,663 Episode Title: "Mort Dinner Rick Andre" Aired on: June 20, 2021. 53 00:02:29,747 --> 00:02:31,600 W-Wait, so who is coming over again? 54 00:02:31,684 --> 00:02:33,768 - He said his nemesis? - Rick has a nemesis? 55 00:02:33,852 --> 00:02:35,693 - I guess. - Has he mentioned him before? 56 00:02:35,777 --> 00:02:37,706 I-I was gonna ask you. First I'm hearing it. 57 00:02:37,790 --> 00:02:39,407 Who is he? Like a magic guy? 58 00:02:39,491 --> 00:02:40,976 Rick's science and he's magic? 59 00:02:41,060 --> 00:02:42,611 He's like... a-a fish? 60 00:02:42,695 --> 00:02:44,779 - A fish. - He's not a fish. He's Mr. Nimbus. 61 00:02:44,863 --> 00:02:47,449 He's king of the ocean and he's a piece of 62 00:02:47,533 --> 00:02:48,750 Are you happy, Morty? 63 00:02:48,834 --> 00:02:50,285 Are you happy you touched the ocean? 64 00:02:50,369 --> 00:02:51,272 He's gonna be here any minute. 65 00:02:51,356 --> 00:02:52,581 Just help me smooth this over 66 00:02:52,665 --> 00:02:54,458 or this guy's gonna become more trouble than he's worth. 67 00:02:54,542 --> 00:02:56,861 Um, hey, I don't know how much I can help out tonight, Rick. 68 00:02:56,945 --> 00:02:58,598 Jessica's coming over j-just to, like, 69 00:02:58,682 --> 00:02:59,639 watch a movie or something, 70 00:02:59,723 --> 00:03:01,344 but y'know, t-t-that's a good step. 71 00:03:01,428 --> 00:03:02,947 That's a solid step to something, y'know? 72 00:03:03,031 --> 00:03:05,114 Truly nobody cares about your Morty. 73 00:03:05,198 --> 00:03:06,368 The sooner you learn that, the better. 74 00:03:06,452 --> 00:03:07,544 I think you just don't want me happy 75 00:03:07,628 --> 00:03:09,285 'cause then I'll stop doing your crazy chores. 76 00:03:09,369 --> 00:03:10,763 Trust me, after that ocean up, 77 00:03:10,847 --> 00:03:12,307 you don't get to do anything crazy. 78 00:03:12,391 --> 00:03:13,384 While I bull my way 79 00:03:13,468 --> 00:03:14,926 through this peace summit treaty with Nimbus, 80 00:03:15,010 --> 00:03:17,175 Summer is gonna dive into the Marianas Trench 81 00:03:17,259 --> 00:03:18,404 to recover the forbidden shell 82 00:03:18,488 --> 00:03:19,606 that gives him his power, because 83 00:03:19,690 --> 00:03:21,504 Summer can be trusted. 84 00:03:21,784 --> 00:03:23,025 Let's lick 85 00:03:23,109 --> 00:03:24,181 - Okay, what? - I don't love that. 86 00:03:24,265 --> 00:03:25,629 Of course you don't, 'cause you guys 87 00:03:25,713 --> 00:03:27,149 aren't getting any. 88 00:03:27,662 --> 00:03:29,072 Actually, your father and I 89 00:03:29,156 --> 00:03:31,096 have been very sex-positive lately. 90 00:03:31,180 --> 00:03:33,590 Eww. Dr. Wong suggested we experiment. 91 00:03:33,674 --> 00:03:36,039 We've been watching pornography. Together. 92 00:03:36,123 --> 00:03:37,755 - Gross! - I might never come back from the ocean. 93 00:03:37,839 --> 00:03:39,669 Oh, you'll have to tone it down, babe. 94 00:03:39,753 --> 00:03:41,636 The squares can't handle it. 95 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:43,801 There are suicide capsules in all of your teeth. 96 00:03:43,885 --> 00:03:44,839 Do what you want with that. 97 00:03:44,923 --> 00:03:46,376 C'mon, Morty. You're on booze duty. 98 00:03:46,460 --> 00:03:48,143 Okay, Nimbus only drinks the good 99 00:03:48,227 --> 00:03:50,664 So just toss this whale-ass ocean-wine in here 100 00:03:50,748 --> 00:03:52,143 and age it up a few centuries. 101 00:03:52,227 --> 00:03:53,652 So time moves faster in there? 102 00:03:53,736 --> 00:03:54,916 I-I-Is it like a Narnia thing? 103 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:57,817 I'm not a beaver who believes in Jesus Christ, Morty. 104 00:03:57,965 --> 00:03:59,486 But yeah, it's pretty much a Narnia thing. 105 00:03:59,570 --> 00:04:01,341 - Okay, but Jessica... - All you have to do is 106 00:04:01,425 --> 00:04:02,366 bring wine, Morty. 107 00:04:02,450 --> 00:04:04,339 - When do I ask you for anything? - When do you... 108 00:04:04,423 --> 00:04:06,695 I haven't been to a full week of school in years! 109 00:04:06,779 --> 00:04:08,434 I don't know shit! And for what? 110 00:04:08,518 --> 00:04:09,898 How many enemies do you have to have? 111 00:04:09,982 --> 00:04:11,199 Why is everything a fight with you? 112 00:04:11,283 --> 00:04:12,701 You might want to learn this early, Morty. 113 00:04:12,785 --> 00:04:14,603 Life is a fight. With Mr. Nimbus? 114 00:04:14,687 --> 00:04:15,745 Are you makin' fun of me? 115 00:04:15,829 --> 00:04:17,885 Mr. Nimbus is an ice-cold dick killer, Morty. 116 00:04:19,091 --> 00:04:21,530 Okay, let's go. That's his magic ocean horn. 117 00:04:28,427 --> 00:04:29,718 Is that Mr. Nimbus? 118 00:04:29,802 --> 00:04:31,219 Nimbus. Richard. 119 00:04:31,303 --> 00:04:32,484 You look like ass. 120 00:04:32,568 --> 00:04:33,922 Let's get this over with. 121 00:04:34,006 --> 00:04:35,557 I'm sorry. This is the guy? 122 00:04:35,641 --> 00:04:36,891 - Jerry. Hold on. - No. 123 00:04:36,975 --> 00:04:38,193 I've seen you a planet, 124 00:04:38,277 --> 00:04:40,729 and this is the guy you're afraid of? 125 00:04:40,813 --> 00:04:42,376 I like this one, Rick. 126 00:04:42,460 --> 00:04:44,477 He is unbroken. Untamed. 127 00:04:44,561 --> 00:04:47,035 Perhaps he could use a firmer grip upon his leash. 128 00:04:47,119 --> 00:04:48,957 Okay, that's enough. I'm calling the police. 129 00:04:49,041 --> 00:04:50,014 - Go ahead. - Jerry. 130 00:04:50,098 --> 00:04:50,905 - I will! - Good. 131 00:04:50,989 --> 00:04:53,095 - I control them. - Excuse me? 132 00:04:53,179 --> 00:04:54,576 He controls police, Jerry. 133 00:04:54,660 --> 00:04:55,863 Right, that tracks. 134 00:04:55,947 --> 00:04:57,733 In Dumb World. Police? 135 00:04:57,817 --> 00:05:01,022 A strange horny ocean man is on my lawn. 136 00:05:01,106 --> 00:05:02,532 Well, I don't see how that's relevant, 137 00:05:02,616 --> 00:05:03,708 but we're white. 138 00:05:05,471 --> 00:05:07,255 - Freeze! - Freeze! - Freeze! - Freeze! 139 00:05:07,339 --> 00:05:08,613 Fight. 140 00:05:14,113 --> 00:05:16,250 - Flee. - Let's get outta here. 141 00:05:17,623 --> 00:05:19,468 - Shall we, Richard? - Okay, but how did he... 142 00:05:19,552 --> 00:05:21,970 Jesus Christ, Jerry. He's Mr. Nimbus. He controls the police! 143 00:05:22,054 --> 00:05:24,575 Um, hello? Am I in the right place? 144 00:05:24,659 --> 00:05:27,022 I just saw a bunch of cops having sex with each other? 145 00:05:27,106 --> 00:05:28,184 Hi! Jessica! Hi! 146 00:05:28,268 --> 00:05:29,500 Yeah, yup, y-you're in the right spot. 147 00:05:29,584 --> 00:05:31,079 Uh, everyone, th-this is Jessica. 148 00:05:31,163 --> 00:05:32,514 This is everybody. Uh, this is... 149 00:05:32,598 --> 00:05:34,143 I am Mr. Nimbus. 150 00:05:34,227 --> 00:05:35,450 Jesus, Nimbus, just get inside. 151 00:05:35,534 --> 00:05:36,602 Morty, grab the wine. 152 00:05:36,686 --> 00:05:38,607 Yeah, in a minute. C-C'mon, Jessica. 153 00:05:38,691 --> 00:05:39,955 Stand aside. 154 00:05:40,039 --> 00:05:41,957 Unless you are worthy of Nimbus. 155 00:05:42,041 --> 00:05:43,959 If that means what I think it means, 156 00:05:44,043 --> 00:05:46,267 I'll have you know, we watch porn together. 157 00:05:46,351 --> 00:05:47,227 Oh! 158 00:05:47,311 --> 00:05:48,729 Ooh! 159 00:05:50,038 --> 00:05:52,731 Wow, okay! Looks like you guys just got the nod. 160 00:05:52,815 --> 00:05:53,638 The nod? 161 00:05:53,722 --> 00:05:55,544 Mr. Nimbus has a sense for these things. 162 00:05:55,628 --> 00:05:57,416 I take it you're a sex-positive couple? 163 00:05:57,500 --> 00:05:59,401 Oh, yeah. Very much so. 164 00:05:59,485 --> 00:06:00,770 - We watch porn together. - Great! 165 00:06:00,854 --> 00:06:02,611 I'll mark you down as eligible for a threeway. 166 00:06:02,695 --> 00:06:04,145 Here's all the information you'll need. 167 00:06:04,229 --> 00:06:06,881 The king of the ocean wants to have a threesome with us? 168 00:06:06,965 --> 00:06:07,859 Totally optional. 169 00:06:07,943 --> 00:06:10,654 But a remarkable option to have, I assure you. Very jealous. 170 00:06:10,738 --> 00:06:11,923 There's a form on the last page 171 00:06:12,007 --> 00:06:13,954 so we know where to send the gift basket. 172 00:06:14,038 --> 00:06:15,991 So that just happened. 173 00:06:16,075 --> 00:06:18,370 You don't sound upset about it. 174 00:06:18,454 --> 00:06:19,859 Neither do you. 175 00:06:19,943 --> 00:06:22,330 Oh, my God. Is this happening? To us? 176 00:06:22,414 --> 00:06:25,133 I thought this only happened in New York or on HBO. 177 00:06:25,217 --> 00:06:26,851 Dr. Wong hasn't been wrong yet. 178 00:06:26,935 --> 00:06:27,793 You're right. 179 00:06:27,877 --> 00:06:29,952 This is exactly what she was talking about. 180 00:06:30,055 --> 00:06:32,140 So, uh, yeah. J-Just make yourself comfortable. 181 00:06:32,224 --> 00:06:34,075 Y'know, ch-choose a movie or... Or we can watch 182 00:06:34,159 --> 00:06:35,611 some interdimensional cable if you want. 183 00:06:35,695 --> 00:06:37,782 We now return to "Nintendo 69." 184 00:06:37,866 --> 00:06:39,681 Nintendo, oh, what are you doing to me? 185 00:06:39,765 --> 00:06:41,283 Oh, Nintendo, oh, Nin... 186 00:06:41,367 --> 00:06:43,097 Or we can watch whatever, y'know. 187 00:06:43,181 --> 00:06:44,258 Wh-Whatever you're into. 188 00:06:44,342 --> 00:06:46,187 Morty, did I hear you're getting wine? 189 00:06:46,271 --> 00:06:48,390 Yeah, I gotta get some wine for Mr. Nimbus. 190 00:06:48,474 --> 00:06:49,658 Got any extra? 191 00:06:49,742 --> 00:06:51,293 Oh. Uh, yeah. 192 00:06:51,377 --> 00:06:53,862 Yeah, yeah, I'll go get some, just for you. 193 00:06:53,946 --> 00:06:56,069 Cool. Hurry back. 194 00:06:59,585 --> 00:07:01,036 Looks like you could use a hand. 195 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:03,004 Oh, hey! Yeah, th-th-that'd be great. 196 00:07:03,088 --> 00:07:05,540 No problem. Hoovy? Dinner's ready! 197 00:07:05,624 --> 00:07:06,856 Be right there, sugar hoof! 198 00:07:06,940 --> 00:07:08,792 Just helping this young man through a portal 199 00:07:08,876 --> 00:07:10,423 with that crate full of alcohol 200 00:07:10,507 --> 00:07:11,985 that's been here for decades. 201 00:07:13,503 --> 00:07:16,045 Hey, thanks, Hoovy. I-I really appreciate that. 202 00:07:16,129 --> 00:07:18,204 I-I got a girl over, and I really, really like her. 203 00:07:18,288 --> 00:07:20,754 I-I'm just nervous. Oh, I know that feeling. 204 00:07:20,838 --> 00:07:22,290 When I first started seeing Bova, 205 00:07:22,374 --> 00:07:25,259 I could only think about all the ways I was gonna mess it up. 206 00:07:25,343 --> 00:07:28,008 - So what'd you do? - Oh, I messed it up. 207 00:07:28,092 --> 00:07:30,111 But I found the one who loves me for that. 208 00:07:30,195 --> 00:07:32,114 Thanks. I-I really needed to hear that. 209 00:07:32,198 --> 00:07:34,369 - Here, t-take one of these. - Oh, you don't have to. 210 00:07:34,453 --> 00:07:36,859 No, I-I want to. You have a good day, Hoovy. 211 00:07:36,943 --> 00:07:38,833 You have a great time with that lady up there. 212 00:07:38,991 --> 00:07:40,943 - Just relax. - Will do! 213 00:07:44,286 --> 00:07:45,803 Bova? 214 00:07:46,890 --> 00:07:48,737 Why did you leave us, Father? 215 00:07:48,821 --> 00:07:50,407 Japheth? When were you born? 216 00:07:51,470 --> 00:07:53,455 I swore to Mother if I ever met you, 217 00:07:53,539 --> 00:07:54,927 I'd avenge her. 218 00:07:55,011 --> 00:07:56,317 It wasn't my fault. 219 00:07:56,401 --> 00:07:57,759 Whose, then? Whose? 220 00:07:57,843 --> 00:08:01,377 The boy from the magic door. 221 00:08:03,442 --> 00:08:04,560 Shall we discuss terms? 222 00:08:04,644 --> 00:08:06,163 Yeah, fine. Whatever. Terms. 223 00:08:06,247 --> 00:08:09,500 Term number one... I am King of the Ocean. 224 00:08:09,584 --> 00:08:11,058 The place I shit? Go ahead. 225 00:08:11,156 --> 00:08:13,408 Term number two... Stop shitting in the ocean. 226 00:08:13,492 --> 00:08:15,577 No idea what you're talking about. 227 00:08:15,661 --> 00:08:17,245 Delicious. Another. 228 00:08:17,329 --> 00:08:19,700 Oh, uh, well, I-I was thinking of using this one for... 229 00:08:19,784 --> 00:08:22,741 Morty, just give him the bottle. God damn. 230 00:08:22,969 --> 00:08:23,997 Another! 231 00:08:24,081 --> 00:08:25,720 Morty, you get the wine? 232 00:08:25,804 --> 00:08:27,956 Hey, Jessica. Um, yeah, sorry. 233 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:29,803 I just... just going back to get it. 234 00:08:29,887 --> 00:08:31,459 Oh. I thought you already went. 235 00:08:31,543 --> 00:08:33,995 I did! I just... Just got a little busy. 236 00:08:34,079 --> 00:08:35,797 Going right now, again! 237 00:08:35,881 --> 00:08:37,297 You go ahead and fire up that movie! 238 00:08:37,381 --> 00:08:39,416 That's okay. I'll wait for you. 239 00:08:39,500 --> 00:08:42,190 Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, holy shit! 240 00:08:44,222 --> 00:08:46,250 I've been waiting for you. 241 00:08:46,334 --> 00:08:48,109 Oh, wow. Hoovy, right? 242 00:08:48,193 --> 00:08:49,739 Never say his name! 243 00:08:49,823 --> 00:08:51,675 Jesus Christ! 244 00:08:51,759 --> 00:08:53,678 Why... Why is every old guy super jacked? 245 00:08:53,762 --> 00:08:54,852 Sorry! I'm sorry! 246 00:08:54,936 --> 00:08:57,124 I-I just need the wine! I'm sorry! Stop it! 247 00:08:57,208 --> 00:08:58,392 kill you! 248 00:08:58,476 --> 00:09:00,978 - Ow! Okay, screw this! - Stop. Stop. 249 00:09:04,162 --> 00:09:05,984 You know what? 250 00:09:06,386 --> 00:09:08,463 You! Yeah you, Hoovy! 251 00:09:08,547 --> 00:09:09,573 Father? 252 00:09:09,657 --> 00:09:12,634 It's him! I told you he'd come back! Holy 253 00:09:12,718 --> 00:09:15,637 Okay, look, he wasn't old like 10 seconds ago. 254 00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:18,430 Ow! Mother! 255 00:09:19,658 --> 00:09:22,412 I'm sorry, Father. I'm sorry we never believed. 256 00:09:22,496 --> 00:09:24,481 He'll come back. Stop him. 257 00:09:24,565 --> 00:09:26,188 Stop him. 258 00:09:37,443 --> 00:09:39,461 Papa, why do we guard the gate? 259 00:09:39,545 --> 00:09:42,670 Because one day, the dark child shall return. 260 00:09:42,754 --> 00:09:45,051 And we will be ready. 261 00:09:48,328 --> 00:09:49,237 Delicious. 262 00:09:49,321 --> 00:09:51,462 Where is your wine boy, Richard? I thirst. 263 00:09:51,546 --> 00:09:54,234 He's getting it. Stop eating beignets like that. 264 00:09:54,793 --> 00:09:56,911 Participant voids all liability 265 00:09:56,995 --> 00:09:59,180 in the event of death by orgasm? 266 00:09:59,264 --> 00:10:01,182 Are we really ready to open things this wide? 267 00:10:01,266 --> 00:10:02,384 What if it gets weird? 268 00:10:02,468 --> 00:10:03,885 What if I fall in love with him? 269 00:10:03,969 --> 00:10:05,854 No, no, no, no, no. Damn it! 270 00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:07,055 What was that? 271 00:10:07,139 --> 00:10:08,723 Another scheme of yours, Richard? 272 00:10:08,807 --> 00:10:10,225 I know you're planning something. 273 00:10:10,309 --> 00:10:12,893 It's nothing. Will you excuse me, please? 274 00:10:12,977 --> 00:10:14,729 What the is going on? Where's the wine? 275 00:10:14,813 --> 00:10:16,331 Dad was horny and I dropped it. 276 00:10:16,415 --> 00:10:17,832 God, I can't... I can't believe you're this up. 277 00:10:17,916 --> 00:10:20,068 I'm not it up! There was a guy in the thing and... 278 00:10:20,152 --> 00:10:21,109 There's always a guy in a thing! 279 00:10:21,193 --> 00:10:25,717 Land dwellers do not keep Nimbus waiting and live. 280 00:10:25,801 --> 00:10:27,287 Be right out! Goddammit. 281 00:10:27,371 --> 00:10:28,856 Do you see this whisper kitchen "Frasier" bull 282 00:10:28,940 --> 00:10:30,868 you're making me do? Morty, just get the wine. 283 00:10:30,952 --> 00:10:32,914 Beth and Jerry, stop trying to Nimbus. 284 00:10:32,998 --> 00:10:34,942 - Well, we wouldn't do it here. - I'll have you know he propositioned us. 285 00:10:35,026 --> 00:10:36,763 He propositions everybody! 286 00:10:36,913 --> 00:10:38,098 Hey, hey, hey, Jessica. 287 00:10:38,182 --> 00:10:39,906 - W-What's up? - Seems like you're busy. 288 00:10:39,990 --> 00:10:41,704 No, no, no! I ran into a little trouble. 289 00:10:41,788 --> 00:10:43,425 But... But... But I'll go get that wine right now. 290 00:10:43,509 --> 00:10:45,961 But you said were going to get it like twice already. 291 00:10:46,045 --> 00:10:48,940 I-I-I was and I-I'm getting it right now. 292 00:10:49,024 --> 00:10:51,433 Holy it's him! 293 00:10:54,620 --> 00:10:56,771 God damn it! What do you want me to say? 294 00:10:56,855 --> 00:10:58,663 I-I'm sorry! 295 00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:03,812 We finally beat him. 296 00:11:03,896 --> 00:11:05,614 But let's always remain vigilant 297 00:11:05,698 --> 00:11:07,148 because you never know. 298 00:11:07,232 --> 00:11:08,781 He might be back one day. 299 00:11:08,865 --> 00:11:10,384 Okay, Narnia! Let's go. 300 00:11:10,468 --> 00:11:12,209 Let's go! 301 00:11:12,296 --> 00:11:15,018 It is over. The boy is not coming back. 302 00:11:15,102 --> 00:11:16,787 He always comes back. 303 00:11:16,871 --> 00:11:18,412 You have wasted our lives, 304 00:11:18,510 --> 00:11:21,062 our very futures, on a fantasy! 305 00:11:21,146 --> 00:11:23,089 - A lie! I-know what I saw. 306 00:11:23,173 --> 00:11:24,432 You saw nothing! 307 00:11:24,516 --> 00:11:26,648 You are a foolish boy! 308 00:11:29,380 --> 00:11:30,941 Those called fools 309 00:11:31,025 --> 00:11:35,032 are the only ones brave enough to see the truth. 310 00:11:55,532 --> 00:11:57,350 Tell me, Father. 311 00:11:57,434 --> 00:11:58,780 Am I a fool now? 312 00:12:02,135 --> 00:12:05,173 I was born in the pits that made these stones. 313 00:12:05,257 --> 00:12:08,176 I lost my years building a temple to a lie. 314 00:12:08,260 --> 00:12:10,478 So I made lies my power. 315 00:12:10,562 --> 00:12:12,681 And what is power but a lie we... 316 00:12:12,765 --> 00:12:13,915 Aah! 317 00:12:13,999 --> 00:12:15,183 Oh he's real! 318 00:12:15,267 --> 00:12:16,985 He's real! I was wrong! 319 00:12:17,069 --> 00:12:19,411 I was so wrong! God is real! 320 00:12:38,943 --> 00:12:40,739 Wow. Impeccable service. 321 00:12:40,823 --> 00:12:43,118 - Big tip. - I liked your other one more. 322 00:12:43,202 --> 00:12:44,819 What was his name? Kyle? 323 00:12:44,903 --> 00:12:45,914 - What? - Nothing. 324 00:12:45,998 --> 00:12:47,851 Can we just sign this thing and go? 325 00:12:47,944 --> 00:12:50,563 - Jessica, I-I'm so sorry. - I mean, it's fine. 326 00:12:50,647 --> 00:12:52,586 You were only gone like a couple minutes. 327 00:12:52,670 --> 00:12:53,789 Morty, are you okay? 328 00:12:53,873 --> 00:12:55,487 I'm... I'm sorry, Jessica. 329 00:12:55,571 --> 00:12:57,512 We just never seem to get it right, do we? 330 00:12:57,596 --> 00:12:59,159 No, I guess we don't. 331 00:12:59,243 --> 00:13:00,690 But I'm glad you called me. 332 00:13:00,774 --> 00:13:03,654 Maybe we can start over, get it right this time. 333 00:13:03,850 --> 00:13:05,757 Yeah. I'd... I'd like that. 334 00:13:07,409 --> 00:13:08,874 Thanks for bringing the wine. 335 00:13:08,958 --> 00:13:10,528 Totally worth it. 336 00:13:10,632 --> 00:13:11,830 Do we need an opener? 337 00:13:11,914 --> 00:13:13,731 Oh. I'll... I'll... I'll go get it. 338 00:13:13,815 --> 00:13:14,833 Mmm. 339 00:13:14,917 --> 00:13:17,972 I do so love to sign upon the dotted line. 340 00:13:18,056 --> 00:13:19,847 Shall we? Jesus Christ, yes. 341 00:13:19,931 --> 00:13:21,173 And who is your witness? 342 00:13:21,257 --> 00:13:22,607 My witness is the squid. 343 00:13:22,691 --> 00:13:24,476 Really proud of this SeaWorld theme, aren't you? 344 00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:26,564 Hey, just get a witness, man. Don't make this about me. 345 00:13:26,648 --> 00:13:28,412 Or perhaps Richard has no one 346 00:13:28,496 --> 00:13:30,380 with whom he can trust his life. 347 00:13:30,464 --> 00:13:31,915 Who truly knows him. 348 00:13:31,999 --> 00:13:33,184 - Save me. - Fine! 349 00:13:33,268 --> 00:13:35,107 I'll get someone. Oh, my God. 350 00:13:35,191 --> 00:13:37,456 - Morty! C'mere. - I need you for some bull 351 00:13:37,540 --> 00:13:39,168 Look, Rick, I've done everything you've asked. 352 00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:41,126 Now can I just have some time with my girlfriend? 353 00:13:41,210 --> 00:13:42,494 Your girlfriend? 354 00:13:42,578 --> 00:13:44,496 I mean, she's not... We kissed, 355 00:13:44,580 --> 00:13:46,631 but I'm just trying to take it slow. 356 00:13:46,715 --> 00:13:49,224 You gotta give these things time to breathe, y'know? 357 00:13:52,488 --> 00:13:54,673 Do you know why you're special, Adam? 358 00:13:54,757 --> 00:13:56,641 - Because I am The Traveler? - Yes. 359 00:13:56,725 --> 00:13:59,098 You will be the one to pass through the door. 360 00:13:59,182 --> 00:14:01,646 You will be the one to end our pain. 361 00:14:01,730 --> 00:14:04,116 But, Mother, what about my pain? 362 00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:06,351 Your pain shall set us free. 363 00:14:06,435 --> 00:14:08,636 It is time to begin. 364 00:14:12,111 --> 00:14:14,774 Again. 365 00:14:14,858 --> 00:14:16,665 Again! 366 00:14:18,614 --> 00:14:21,700 - You are not ready. - Please, Mother... 367 00:14:21,784 --> 00:14:23,706 Do you think he will show you mercy? 368 00:14:23,790 --> 00:14:25,271 Like he did to us? 369 00:14:25,355 --> 00:14:27,063 Again! 370 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:45,357 Does anyone need anything? 371 00:14:45,441 --> 00:14:47,125 Does Nimbus need anything? 372 00:14:47,209 --> 00:14:48,427 - Holy - Don't judge. 373 00:14:48,511 --> 00:14:50,395 - We're growing as a couple! - Aah! 374 00:14:50,479 --> 00:14:51,930 Why is this happening to me? 375 00:14:52,014 --> 00:14:53,329 For the future! 376 00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:58,737 You dare assassinate Nimbus? 377 00:14:58,821 --> 00:15:00,238 - Sorry. Wait. - Who... Who is that? 378 00:15:00,322 --> 00:15:01,305 Get in line, pal! 379 00:15:07,462 --> 00:15:08,847 Such a waste. 380 00:15:08,931 --> 00:15:10,238 M-Mother? 381 00:15:12,034 --> 00:15:13,308 Aah! 382 00:15:14,703 --> 00:15:16,075 Jessica! 383 00:15:16,836 --> 00:15:19,224 You just had to touch the ocean. 384 00:15:19,308 --> 00:15:20,492 Aaah! Shut up! 385 00:15:20,576 --> 00:15:21,793 There isn't time to... 386 00:15:21,877 --> 00:15:24,368 It's all and you it! 387 00:15:28,205 --> 00:15:29,401 Huh? 388 00:15:29,485 --> 00:15:30,602 You're early. 389 00:15:30,686 --> 00:15:32,404 W-What is this place? 390 00:15:32,488 --> 00:15:35,073 The end. But also a beginning. 391 00:15:35,157 --> 00:15:37,142 Isn't every end a beginning? Stay back! 392 00:15:37,226 --> 00:15:39,778 I don't want your stripped down Sundance sci-fi bullshit. 393 00:15:39,862 --> 00:15:41,780 Where's Jessica? Jessica. 394 00:15:41,864 --> 00:15:44,483 That was her name, wasn't it? Thank you, Morty. 395 00:15:44,567 --> 00:15:47,486 I had forgotten. Oh, right. 396 00:15:47,570 --> 00:15:49,855 You'll be needing this. 397 00:15:49,939 --> 00:15:51,780 For the wine. 398 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:56,782 Oh we got him! 399 00:15:56,866 --> 00:15:59,759 Can you believe he bought that tree bull? 400 00:15:59,843 --> 00:16:01,929 We got him! 401 00:16:02,013 --> 00:16:03,013 Very well. 402 00:16:03,097 --> 00:16:05,937 If you seek war with Atlantis, you shall have it. 403 00:16:06,021 --> 00:16:07,839 Oh, I've already been to war with Atlantis 404 00:16:07,923 --> 00:16:09,474 when I D-Day'd that Mermaid 405 00:16:09,558 --> 00:16:10,676 I knew that was you! 406 00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:12,457 Prepare my exit parade! 407 00:16:12,541 --> 00:16:15,151 Say goodbye to your precious dry land! 408 00:16:15,235 --> 00:16:16,954 For soon it will be wet! Wet! 409 00:16:17,038 --> 00:16:19,533 Yeah, global warming is already doing that, asshole. 410 00:16:19,617 --> 00:16:21,920 But sure, yeah, go for it. Make us slightly more wet! 411 00:16:22,004 --> 00:16:23,096 Am I a joke to you? 412 00:16:23,180 --> 00:16:24,956 Yes, you are a joke! 413 00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:26,792 You suck! You've always sucked! 414 00:16:26,876 --> 00:16:28,660 Y-Y-Y know why we haven't fought in years? 415 00:16:28,744 --> 00:16:30,128 'Cause you're an embarrassment to me 416 00:16:30,212 --> 00:16:31,329 and I don't need you anymore. 417 00:16:31,413 --> 00:16:32,631 I don't need anybody. 418 00:16:32,715 --> 00:16:34,399 All I do is eat and 69 Nintendos, bro. 419 00:16:34,483 --> 00:16:36,034 Every day. Or maybe you hate me 420 00:16:36,118 --> 00:16:38,580 because I am the only man to see how far you have fallen. 421 00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:41,284 I used to fear you. Respect you. 422 00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:43,027 Now all that's left is pity... 423 00:16:43,111 --> 00:16:45,163 For a sad, drunk shell of a man 424 00:16:45,247 --> 00:16:47,670 too afraid to see how alone he truly is. 425 00:16:47,754 --> 00:16:50,173 If Diane were alive today, what would she think... 426 00:16:50,257 --> 00:16:52,710 Don't establish canonical backstory with me, you Red Lob... 427 00:16:52,794 --> 00:16:55,085 Oh, good. You're awake. 428 00:16:55,169 --> 00:16:56,454 I just took some wine! 429 00:16:56,538 --> 00:16:57,756 I said I was sorry. 430 00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:59,391 What the is wrong with you people? 431 00:16:59,475 --> 00:17:01,159 I have been asking that for centuries. 432 00:17:01,243 --> 00:17:04,363 I was created to study you, Morty, to know you. 433 00:17:04,447 --> 00:17:05,664 But the closer I looked, 434 00:17:05,748 --> 00:17:07,799 the more I do not recognize myself. 435 00:17:07,883 --> 00:17:09,668 Uh, yeah, man, I really don't have time for... 436 00:17:09,752 --> 00:17:12,250 I have often wondered who would we be without you, Morty? 437 00:17:12,334 --> 00:17:14,386 Are we anything beyond our hatred? 438 00:17:14,470 --> 00:17:15,589 And when she came, 439 00:17:15,673 --> 00:17:17,677 I thought she would be the answer. 440 00:17:17,761 --> 00:17:20,154 Frozen in time. Forever asleep. 441 00:17:20,238 --> 00:17:21,826 We could not understand her purpose, 442 00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:23,081 so we hid her away. 443 00:17:23,165 --> 00:17:24,716 Why do we always hide the truths we fear? 444 00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:26,218 I don't give a nerd! 445 00:17:26,302 --> 00:17:28,720 - Let her go! - Why... Why did I clone myself genitals? 446 00:17:28,804 --> 00:17:29,990 - Ow! Ooh! - I don't care, bitch! Do it! 447 00:17:30,074 --> 00:17:32,024 Asshole! Yeah, guess I am an asshole! 448 00:17:32,108 --> 00:17:33,731 Y'know, sometimes you gotta be an asshole! 449 00:17:33,815 --> 00:17:34,826 My grandpa taught me that! 450 00:17:34,910 --> 00:17:36,413 Okay, okay, okay, fine! 451 00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:40,732 - Morty? - Hey, Jessica. 452 00:17:40,816 --> 00:17:42,734 Wow. Must've been some nap, huh? 453 00:17:42,818 --> 00:17:45,237 I-Is that ooze or... I'm not sure what to call it. 454 00:17:45,321 --> 00:17:46,872 It I-I-looks like ooze. 455 00:17:46,956 --> 00:17:49,232 Okay. W-We can catch up later. 456 00:17:55,714 --> 00:17:57,651 What the... 457 00:17:58,451 --> 00:18:00,280 Rick! Rick! 458 00:18:00,364 --> 00:18:01,642 - ... obster mother - Rick! 459 00:18:01,726 --> 00:18:03,121 Screw this. What am I even doing? 460 00:18:03,205 --> 00:18:04,990 Help! Where are you? 461 00:18:05,074 --> 00:18:07,746 Come back here. I'm going to make the land wet! 462 00:18:07,830 --> 00:18:09,482 Y'know what, I'd love to see it. 463 00:18:09,566 --> 00:18:10,952 Do it! God, do anything! 464 00:18:11,036 --> 00:18:13,388 Just don't use me as an excuse anymore! 465 00:18:13,472 --> 00:18:15,466 - Rick! - Wow. 466 00:18:15,550 --> 00:18:17,169 That was intense. 467 00:18:17,253 --> 00:18:18,538 You look stressed. 468 00:18:18,622 --> 00:18:20,763 - We signed the paperwork. - I must go. 469 00:18:20,983 --> 00:18:22,482 - Well, your people have our number! - Your starfish 470 00:18:22,566 --> 00:18:23,854 mentioned some kind of basket? 471 00:18:23,938 --> 00:18:25,272 - Jesus, Morty. - Stop! No, no! Not today! 472 00:18:25,356 --> 00:18:27,631 Can't you go one day without... You don't get to... 473 00:18:27,997 --> 00:18:29,815 - What the... - I it up, okay? 474 00:18:29,899 --> 00:18:31,450 It's okay, Morty. That's what you do. 475 00:18:31,534 --> 00:18:34,176 Now lemme Deus Ex Machina this and let's go home. 476 00:18:35,571 --> 00:18:37,923 God, why does everyone go Cyber-Punk Bird? 477 00:18:38,007 --> 00:18:39,981 So hack. 478 00:18:41,977 --> 00:18:43,128 Oh 479 00:18:43,212 --> 00:18:44,829 Well, that's cool. 480 00:18:51,191 --> 00:18:52,774 Okay, we might be a little 481 00:18:56,025 --> 00:18:59,568 Did you think I would let you die alone, Richard? 482 00:19:12,292 --> 00:19:15,068 I am Mr. Nimbus! 483 00:19:19,828 --> 00:19:20,913 Wow. Phew. 484 00:19:20,997 --> 00:19:22,916 You... You still got time for that movie? 485 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,282 Yes. Time. 486 00:19:25,366 --> 00:19:26,901 I had nothing but time. 487 00:19:26,985 --> 00:19:28,626 Endless time. 488 00:19:29,024 --> 00:19:30,739 At first, it was madness. 489 00:19:30,823 --> 00:19:32,058 Then enlightenment. 490 00:19:32,142 --> 00:19:33,649 Then madness again. 491 00:19:33,810 --> 00:19:36,293 But perhaps it was a gift. 492 00:19:36,377 --> 00:19:38,296 I could see the life of time. 493 00:19:38,380 --> 00:19:40,399 And as I watched the life of time 494 00:19:40,483 --> 00:19:42,969 in all its fleeting, terrible light, 495 00:19:43,053 --> 00:19:44,972 I wondered, had I lived? 496 00:19:45,056 --> 00:19:46,998 Was I just the object in another's story? 497 00:19:47,243 --> 00:19:50,090 Was that all I ever was? Could I be more? 498 00:19:50,174 --> 00:19:53,089 I had nothing but time and still no answer. 499 00:19:53,173 --> 00:19:55,393 Time without purpose is a prison. 500 00:19:55,477 --> 00:19:57,743 I have glimpsed into the mind of eternity. 501 00:19:57,959 --> 00:19:59,466 Perhaps the mind of God. 502 00:19:59,550 --> 00:20:02,859 And found nothing but silence. 503 00:20:03,092 --> 00:20:05,023 I think we should just be friends. 504 00:20:05,256 --> 00:20:06,441 Oh, yeah. 505 00:20:06,525 --> 00:20:07,657 I-I-I get that. 506 00:20:07,741 --> 00:20:09,460 Guess we missed our moment. 507 00:20:09,544 --> 00:20:11,997 Yes. But there will be more. 508 00:20:12,081 --> 00:20:13,272 For both of us. 509 00:20:13,356 --> 00:20:14,570 Goodbye, Morty. 510 00:20:14,654 --> 00:20:15,927 Hey, how's it going? 511 00:20:16,011 --> 00:20:17,652 off! I'm a Time-god! 512 00:20:17,977 --> 00:20:20,525 Fighting by your side again, Richard. 513 00:20:20,609 --> 00:20:21,960 It was, uh... Yeah. 514 00:20:22,044 --> 00:20:23,662 Then there is no treaty. 515 00:20:23,746 --> 00:20:25,130 Because there is no war. 516 00:20:25,214 --> 00:20:26,231 Aw, Nimbus. 517 00:20:26,315 --> 00:20:27,632 That's... That's really chill of you, man. 518 00:20:27,716 --> 00:20:28,867 Richard. 519 00:20:28,951 --> 00:20:31,003 Before you were my greatest enemy, 520 00:20:31,087 --> 00:20:32,738 you were my only friend. 521 00:20:32,822 --> 00:20:34,172 Grandpa, I got the shell! 522 00:20:34,256 --> 00:20:36,485 Okay, Nimbus, look. You son of a bitch! 523 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:37,676 - Betrayal! - My weapons, Morty! 524 00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:39,479 - I-I-I used them all! - Grandpa! 525 00:20:39,563 --> 00:20:40,748 Wait, Grandpa, what do I do? 526 00:20:40,832 --> 00:20:42,117 I have the shell. Should I blow it? 527 00:20:42,201 --> 00:20:43,882 Is that... I'm... I'm just gonna blow it! 528 00:20:43,966 --> 00:20:45,584 Don't blow it! Destroy the horn! 529 00:20:45,668 --> 00:20:46,818 What the hell, Summer? 530 00:20:46,902 --> 00:20:48,086 You were supposed to destroy the horn! 531 00:20:48,170 --> 00:20:50,460 How was I supposed to know that? 532 00:20:52,069 --> 00:20:53,709 Police! 533 00:20:53,793 --> 00:20:55,894 Take this piece of to jail. 534 00:20:55,978 --> 00:20:57,799 I told, ugh, I told you. 535 00:20:57,883 --> 00:21:00,202 He's an ice-cold dick killer! 536 00:21:00,286 --> 00:21:02,068 Nimbus! 537 00:21:02,152 --> 00:21:03,601 - Wait. - So how can he... 538 00:21:03,685 --> 00:21:05,474 Jesus, Summer. He's Mr. Nimbus. 539 00:21:05,558 --> 00:21:07,655 He controls the police! 540 00:21:07,855 --> 00:21:09,727 Sync corrections by srjanapala 541 00:21:39,321 --> 00:21:40,972 Jer, I think more than one safe word 542 00:21:41,056 --> 00:21:42,441 sort of defeats the point. 543 00:21:42,525 --> 00:21:43,709 I know, I just wanna make sure 544 00:21:43,793 --> 00:21:45,677 we have every opportunity to stop. 545 00:21:45,761 --> 00:21:47,312 Super excited about it though. 546 00:21:47,396 --> 00:21:49,281 Me too, so excited. 547 00:21:49,365 --> 00:21:51,983 Jerry, are we doing this because we both want this? 548 00:21:52,067 --> 00:21:54,653 Or because it's what we think the other one wants? 549 00:21:54,737 --> 00:21:56,655 I just wanted to prove that I love you so much 550 00:21:56,739 --> 00:21:58,290 I would do this for you! Same! 551 00:21:58,374 --> 00:21:59,691 Let's take that prize and get out 552 00:21:59,775 --> 00:22:01,827 before we make a huge mistake. 553 00:22:01,911 --> 00:22:04,162 Getting cold feet? 554 00:22:04,246 --> 00:22:05,364 No. 555 00:22:05,448 --> 00:22:07,632 Please don't tell Rick. He wouldn't understand. 556 00:22:07,716 --> 00:22:10,240 Yes, he would.