1 00:00:07,230 --> 00:00:09,210 - You two are hungry. - It's a big day. 2 00:00:09,230 --> 00:00:10,699 - We're gonna kill God. - Come again? 3 00:00:10,700 --> 00:00:12,989 Christian god is real. He's been asleep for thousands of years. 4 00:00:12,990 --> 00:00:14,139 We're gonna sneak up there and kill 'em. 5 00:00:14,140 --> 00:00:15,459 - Mob style. - Just whack his ass. 6 00:00:15,460 --> 00:00:16,869 - Can I kill God? - , Summer. 7 00:00:16,870 --> 00:00:18,451 - As if. - Beth, do you hear this? 8 00:00:18,460 --> 00:00:19,910 Sweetie, don't get all worked up 9 00:00:19,930 --> 00:00:22,030 - before your job interview. - Job interview? 10 00:00:22,050 --> 00:00:23,740 Yes. Is that so hard to believe? 11 00:00:23,760 --> 00:00:26,030 Actually, yeah. Something's off. 12 00:00:27,980 --> 00:00:28,990 No! 13 00:00:30,060 --> 00:00:31,090 Shit! 14 00:00:34,900 --> 00:00:36,170 Hunt me! 15 00:00:36,190 --> 00:00:39,520 Hunt me! Hunt me! Somebody hunt me! 16 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:41,450 - Don't hunt him to completion! - Hunt me! 17 00:00:41,470 --> 00:00:42,679 Oh, Um... 18 00:00:42,680 --> 00:00:45,000 Everyone start packing. N-No time to explain. 19 00:00:45,010 --> 00:00:46,300 - Rick? - Dad, what's wrong? 20 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:47,870 Someone just killed a decoy family. 21 00:00:47,890 --> 00:00:50,050 I'm Mr. Always Wants To Be Hunted! 22 00:00:50,070 --> 00:00:52,850 Yes, and how interesting did you think that would stay? 23 00:01:20,460 --> 00:01:24,680 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - www.addic7ed.com ... 24 00:01:24,700 --> 00:01:26,061 You made clones of us? 25 00:01:26,070 --> 00:01:28,250 Decoys, Morty. Very different. 26 00:01:28,270 --> 00:01:30,230 - Very different, sweetie. - Different h-h... Ow! 27 00:01:30,250 --> 00:01:31,890 Yeah, Dad. Different h-how? 28 00:01:31,910 --> 00:01:33,869 Lotta people out there want a piece of this, sweetie. 29 00:01:33,870 --> 00:01:35,349 I'm cool, and it makes them feel bad. 30 00:01:35,350 --> 00:01:37,510 So, y'know, after that trouble with Space Beth, 31 00:01:37,530 --> 00:01:39,110 I made passable copies of the family 32 00:01:39,140 --> 00:01:40,319 and placed them around the country 33 00:01:40,320 --> 00:01:41,389 as a buffer zone to protect... 34 00:01:41,390 --> 00:01:42,989 But why does he always want to be hunted? 35 00:01:42,990 --> 00:01:44,449 - Jerry... - That's not important right now, Dad. 36 00:01:44,450 --> 00:01:46,930 Sure, guys. Rick can make secret decoys of the family 37 00:01:46,950 --> 00:01:48,550 and place them all around the country, 38 00:01:48,570 --> 00:01:50,170 but me if I have questions 39 00:01:50,180 --> 00:01:52,212 about the Starfish Man in a target suit. 40 00:01:52,230 --> 00:01:54,190 So thankful this is my Saturday. 41 00:01:54,210 --> 00:01:55,730 Why was he in that cryo-pod? 42 00:01:55,750 --> 00:01:57,570 The cryo-pod is what confuses you? 43 00:01:57,580 --> 00:01:59,449 Jerry, can't you see we've moved on to higher stakes? 44 00:01:59,450 --> 00:02:01,600 Well, I don't see any stakes at all. 45 00:02:08,750 --> 00:02:10,800 Ah, 46 00:02:10,820 --> 00:02:12,790 Guess we'll just be saying ciao bella 47 00:02:12,810 --> 00:02:14,649 - to our deposit, then... - Shut up and pack, Jerry. 48 00:02:14,650 --> 00:02:17,250 - Squids just killed a decoy family. - Decoy family? 49 00:02:17,270 --> 00:02:18,619 Is this is why you wanted to get out of town? 50 00:02:18,620 --> 00:02:21,250 You think I'd lie to you about why we're on vacation, Morty? 51 00:02:21,270 --> 00:02:22,490 I wouldn't lie to you. 52 00:02:22,510 --> 00:02:24,860 Well, that's a lie. Huh... 53 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:26,790 So, someone out there is trying to kill us? 54 00:02:26,810 --> 00:02:28,330 Someone's always trying to kill us... 55 00:02:28,350 --> 00:02:29,529 That's what the decoys are for. 56 00:02:29,530 --> 00:02:33,280 They go on fun, self-contained terrestrial adventures and... 57 00:02:33,300 --> 00:02:35,290 take bullets meant for us. . 58 00:02:37,550 --> 00:02:38,650 No! 59 00:02:40,010 --> 00:02:41,590 Oh, 60 00:02:41,610 --> 00:02:42,670 Decoy family. 61 00:02:44,020 --> 00:02:45,230 I think Dad was still outside. 62 00:02:45,250 --> 00:02:46,640 Wh-Wh-What's a decoy family? 63 00:02:46,660 --> 00:02:48,630 Hard concept, Morty. Hard concept. 64 00:02:48,650 --> 00:02:50,299 I've never really cracked it, if I'm being honest. 65 00:02:50,300 --> 00:02:52,630 Decided it was maybe better as a kind of kinetic mislead 66 00:02:52,650 --> 00:02:54,830 - for another special episode! - Oh, cool. 67 00:02:54,850 --> 00:02:58,000 We now return to "When Wolf." 68 00:02:58,020 --> 00:02:59,890 Whoa. A time-traveling wolf? 69 00:02:59,900 --> 00:03:00,910 - Count me in. - Yeah, 70 00:03:00,930 --> 00:03:02,249 I never thought of the where in werewolf 71 00:03:02,250 --> 00:03:03,490 like who, what, when and where. 72 00:03:03,510 --> 00:03:05,110 C-Clever wordplay! 73 00:03:05,130 --> 00:03:07,390 When Wolf. Dracula. 74 00:03:07,410 --> 00:03:08,840 You know why I'm here. 75 00:03:08,860 --> 00:03:10,150 I'm safe here, Ian. 76 00:03:10,170 --> 00:03:12,190 Christianity hasn't been invented yet... 77 00:03:12,210 --> 00:03:14,990 Crosses are just baby T's to me now. 78 00:03:15,010 --> 00:03:18,540 I got out. Please, don't invite me back in. 79 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:20,690 Huh, kinda mucked it up with this Dracula stuff. 80 00:03:20,710 --> 00:03:23,089 You're right. It shows a lack of faith in their core concept. 81 00:03:23,090 --> 00:03:24,910 I'd much rather watch When Wolf go to the '20s 82 00:03:24,920 --> 00:03:26,340 and invest in the stock market... 83 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:28,840 - but then eat people. - Yeah. 84 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:32,860 Look, if you really want to know 85 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:34,850 what happened to Beth's mom, it... 86 00:03:34,870 --> 00:03:37,220 Whup. Squid aliens just killed a decoy family. 87 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:39,480 Decoy family? You made more clones? 88 00:03:39,500 --> 00:03:41,600 Clones are like 32% of all sci-fi, sweetie. 89 00:03:41,610 --> 00:03:44,250 You don't get to own clones. Yes, I made some decoys. 90 00:03:44,270 --> 00:03:45,889 They're exactly like us, with a few tweaks 91 00:03:45,890 --> 00:03:46,900 and a backdoor shutdown. 92 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:48,880 Do you just get hard creating sentient life? 93 00:03:48,900 --> 00:03:51,100 - Actually, I get hard protecting my family. - Ew. 94 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:53,800 - Gross. - Yeah, now everyone gets killer doppelgangers. 95 00:03:53,820 --> 00:03:55,549 - Cool deal. - The decoys are harmless, Beth. 96 00:03:55,550 --> 00:03:57,129 Grandpa Rick, do the decoys know they're decoys? 97 00:03:57,130 --> 00:03:59,229 They wouldn't be very good decoys if they did, Sum Sum. 98 00:03:59,230 --> 00:04:01,009 - So they think they're us? - That's the deal. 99 00:04:01,010 --> 00:04:03,080 How do you know we're not decoys? 100 00:04:04,110 --> 00:04:05,410 Oh, my God. We're decoys. 101 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:07,090 Oh, God. We might not be real. 102 00:04:07,110 --> 00:04:08,509 W-We might be decoys! M-Morty, quick! 103 00:04:08,510 --> 00:04:09,969 - Wh-Wh-What do I do? - My fail-safe, Morty. 104 00:04:09,970 --> 00:04:11,350 M-M-My final, secret fail-safe. 105 00:04:11,370 --> 00:04:13,080 I-It proves I'm real. You have to help me. 106 00:04:13,100 --> 00:04:15,300 I-I-I'd never joke about this. There's a barcode, Morty. 107 00:04:15,310 --> 00:04:16,540 A-A barcode on the interior 108 00:04:16,550 --> 00:04:17,699 - of my left ass cheek. - What? 109 00:04:17,700 --> 00:04:19,579 - Morty, please, I'm begging you. - I'm not looking at your ass. 110 00:04:19,580 --> 00:04:21,350 Please, Morty! Is it there? God damn it! 111 00:04:21,370 --> 00:04:23,260 - Just tell me if I'm real! - Morty, do it! 112 00:04:24,020 --> 00:04:25,060 Gross! 113 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:26,659 - Dad! - Summer, you idiot. 114 00:04:26,660 --> 00:04:28,389 - We're not decoys. - Wh-Why did I get punished? 115 00:04:28,390 --> 00:04:29,990 A, decoys don't build decoys, 116 00:04:30,010 --> 00:04:32,470 and, B, you think the mere suggestion I'm fake would break me? 117 00:04:32,490 --> 00:04:34,160 - Christ, I'm not your mom. - off. 118 00:04:34,180 --> 00:04:36,089 Jeez, these guys really wanna kill me bad. 119 00:04:36,090 --> 00:04:37,190 All right. Here's the plan. 120 00:04:37,210 --> 00:04:38,589 We're gonna hide out with a decoy family, 121 00:04:38,590 --> 00:04:40,770 and when these squids show up, we jump their asses. 122 00:04:40,790 --> 00:04:42,730 Jerry! Come on! Family emergency. 123 00:04:42,750 --> 00:04:45,680 A bigger emergency than my lemon squares not setting? 124 00:04:45,700 --> 00:04:47,420 They're gluten free, sugar free, 125 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:49,210 and lemon free. 126 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:55,469 - Think you got the wrong house, bro. - Analysis Mode. 127 00:04:55,470 --> 00:04:56,800 Password 8-0-0-8-5. 128 00:04:57,990 --> 00:04:59,590 Kind of expected a funnier password. 129 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:01,190 I didn't plan on showing them off. 130 00:05:01,210 --> 00:05:03,820 - Damn. Like "Westworld." - Yes, Morty, like "Westworld." 131 00:05:03,840 --> 00:05:06,130 - But don't them. S-Summer! - Whatever, creep. 132 00:05:06,150 --> 00:05:08,190 I'm gonna see how accurate you got my room. 133 00:05:08,210 --> 00:05:10,570 Rick, when you say you made an exact replica of the house, 134 00:05:10,590 --> 00:05:13,050 d-did you mean like, y'know, a-a-an exact replica? 135 00:05:13,070 --> 00:05:14,669 I know about the Yosemite t-shirt, Morty. 136 00:05:14,670 --> 00:05:16,970 - You know you can use tissues, right? 137 00:05:16,990 --> 00:05:18,620 I can't finish without it. 138 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:21,410 So you do know what a happy family looks like. 139 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:23,423 I know what a fake one looks like. 140 00:05:23,430 --> 00:05:26,330 - Uh, Rick? - What? 141 00:05:26,350 --> 00:05:28,450 Did you use this house to make decoys, too? 142 00:05:28,470 --> 00:05:30,250 What? Morty, why the would I do that? 143 00:05:30,270 --> 00:05:32,181 You think I'd go somewhere else to... 144 00:05:32,770 --> 00:05:35,590 Okay. Well, I am now less worried about the squids. 145 00:05:36,430 --> 00:05:38,380 Isolate head at normal processing. 146 00:05:39,170 --> 00:05:40,489 What the you think you're doing down there? 147 00:05:40,490 --> 00:05:42,690 - You're making decoys? - Wait, how do you... 148 00:05:42,710 --> 00:05:44,890 Oh, God. Summer was right. 149 00:05:44,910 --> 00:05:45,980 Everyone in the car. 150 00:05:45,990 --> 00:05:48,530 You said decoys didn't make decoys. 151 00:05:48,550 --> 00:05:49,950 And, usually, they don't. 152 00:05:49,970 --> 00:05:51,530 But again, it's nothing to worry about, 153 00:05:51,550 --> 00:05:53,070 because decoys are harmless. 154 00:05:53,090 --> 00:05:54,820 Just have to, y'know, visit the rest 155 00:05:54,840 --> 00:05:57,370 - and terminate the program. - Terminate? They're alive, Dad. 156 00:05:57,390 --> 00:05:58,709 And at some point, they won't be. 157 00:05:58,710 --> 00:05:59,890 That's how existing works. 158 00:05:59,910 --> 00:06:01,670 W-W-What, are you gonna save every stray cat? 159 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:03,790 No, but I can resist making more of them in a lab. 160 00:06:03,810 --> 00:06:05,330 Gah, look! Save the empathy. 161 00:06:05,350 --> 00:06:06,670 It's more termite infestation 162 00:06:06,690 --> 00:06:08,029 - than "Blade Runner"... - I still think we're decoys. 163 00:06:08,030 --> 00:06:09,720 You just want an excuse to stop trying. 164 00:06:09,740 --> 00:06:11,010 - Yeah. And? - Oooh. 165 00:06:11,030 --> 00:06:13,130 - There's a handsome fellow. - Uh-oh. 166 00:06:15,290 --> 00:06:16,850 I thought you made them harmless. 167 00:06:16,870 --> 00:06:19,050 I don't remember making this one. 168 00:06:19,070 --> 00:06:22,610 Oh, hi, Rick. Family, me? 169 00:06:22,630 --> 00:06:24,020 Hey, when did you all leave? 170 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:26,190 Analysis Mode. 8-0-0-8-5. 171 00:06:26,210 --> 00:06:27,410 - Hmm? - N-Nothing, buddy. 172 00:06:27,440 --> 00:06:28,759 You-you gotta stop with all that coffee. 173 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:29,770 It's making you loopy. 174 00:06:29,790 --> 00:06:30,950 H-Happy Analysis Mode. 175 00:06:30,970 --> 00:06:33,242 Happy Analysis Mode to you, too! 176 00:06:34,670 --> 00:06:36,070 Think you got the wrong house, bro. 177 00:06:36,090 --> 00:06:37,780 Analysis Mode. Password 8-0-0... 178 00:06:37,790 --> 00:06:39,330 ! You think I'm a decoy? 179 00:06:39,350 --> 00:06:40,790 How do you know about the decoys! 180 00:06:40,810 --> 00:06:43,070 They were my idea! 181 00:06:43,090 --> 00:06:44,769 Well, now I know you're pranking me. 182 00:06:44,770 --> 00:06:46,970 Analysis Mode. Password 8-equal-sign 183 00:06:46,990 --> 00:06:49,300 equal-sign-capital "D." 184 00:06:50,670 --> 00:06:51,970 - Hide. Hide! - What? 185 00:06:57,150 --> 00:06:59,170 Wow. Like... Like "Ex Machina." 186 00:06:59,190 --> 00:07:00,720 Yes, Morty, like "Ex Machina." 187 00:07:00,740 --> 00:07:02,140 But don't them. Summer! 188 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:04,269 Whatever, weirdo. I'm gonna see how wrong you got my room. 189 00:07:04,270 --> 00:07:06,600 So you do know what a loving family looks like. 190 00:07:06,620 --> 00:07:07,899 A simulated one, yes. 191 00:07:07,900 --> 00:07:10,050 - Why are we hiding? - He thinks he's me, 192 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:12,070 and I was about to start terminating decoys. 193 00:07:12,090 --> 00:07:14,470 - But we're not decoys. - Sure, tell him that. 194 00:07:14,490 --> 00:07:16,750 Rick? Did you make decoys here, too? 195 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:19,280 Morty, what reason could I have for... What the... 196 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:22,090 Isolate head at normal processing! 197 00:07:22,110 --> 00:07:24,030 You dumb asshole, you made decoys? 198 00:07:24,050 --> 00:07:25,930 Again, they were my idea. 199 00:07:25,950 --> 00:07:27,289 Wait, w-what happened to the other guy? 200 00:07:27,290 --> 00:07:29,670 Other guy? 201 00:07:29,690 --> 00:07:31,920 Wait, that means I'm a decoy. 202 00:07:31,950 --> 00:07:32,960 Summer. 203 00:07:32,970 --> 00:07:34,762 Check the closets. 204 00:07:35,710 --> 00:07:37,189 - They've gone rogue! - Killer decoys! 205 00:07:37,190 --> 00:07:38,390 Take out the decoys! 206 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:41,460 Somebody put a gun in my teeth! 207 00:07:41,480 --> 00:07:43,050 Stop shooting, Dad. They're us. 208 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:45,439 - We don't have to fight them! - Classic prisoners dilemma, Beth. 209 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:47,390 I-I'm a cool guy, I... Y'know? I can talk it out. 210 00:07:47,410 --> 00:07:48,770 - But that asshole... - Me? 211 00:07:48,790 --> 00:07:50,849 You decoy piece of. You're the one who shot first! 212 00:07:50,850 --> 00:07:51,910 We can work this out! 213 00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:53,610 Just stop trying to kill each other! 214 00:07:53,620 --> 00:07:55,500 Sorry, Decoy Beth, but this only ends one way... 215 00:07:55,520 --> 00:07:57,049 with one of us accepting we're a decoy. 216 00:07:57,050 --> 00:07:58,610 And once he knows he's a decoy, 217 00:07:58,630 --> 00:08:00,619 he'll know he won't be safe until he's killed the real Rick, 218 00:08:00,620 --> 00:08:01,969 along with anyone who thinks he's him. 219 00:08:01,970 --> 00:08:04,570 Pretty perceptive, for a decoy. 220 00:08:04,590 --> 00:08:06,090 This is getting nowhere. 221 00:08:06,110 --> 00:08:07,490 Let's charge their asses on three. 222 00:08:07,510 --> 00:08:09,789 - Do we have to do this? - Morty, this is gonna sound bad, 223 00:08:09,790 --> 00:08:11,590 but would you trust me not to kill you? 224 00:08:11,610 --> 00:08:13,490 - Oof. - I mean good point, but Jesus Christ. 225 00:08:13,510 --> 00:08:14,630 We rush 'em on three. Ready? 226 00:08:14,650 --> 00:08:16,749 - I don't wanna kill us, Rick. - It's them or us, Morty. 227 00:08:16,750 --> 00:08:18,220 I don't trust me. Do you trust you? 228 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:19,920 - Yes? - Freak. 229 00:08:23,190 --> 00:08:24,640 Before you say anything, 230 00:08:24,660 --> 00:08:26,029 they were already killing each other. 231 00:08:26,030 --> 00:08:28,049 - Well, you could've done something. - Not sure, actually. 232 00:08:28,050 --> 00:08:29,380 I've heard stories about this. 233 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:31,510 We're looking at a possible Asimov Cascade. 234 00:08:31,530 --> 00:08:32,949 - Sorry, what's happening? - I need an explainer, too. 235 00:08:32,950 --> 00:08:34,440 Yeah I-I'm pretty behind on this one. 236 00:08:34,460 --> 00:08:35,730 Car, can I get a whiteboard? 237 00:08:36,810 --> 00:08:38,490 When Squids started killing decoys, 238 00:08:38,510 --> 00:08:40,050 decoys started checking their decoys 239 00:08:40,070 --> 00:08:41,419 and learning that they're making decoys. 240 00:08:41,420 --> 00:08:43,850 That's making them seek out and run into other decoys, 241 00:08:43,870 --> 00:08:45,430 making them realize they're decoys, 242 00:08:45,450 --> 00:08:47,920 making them start to kill other decoys. 243 00:08:47,940 --> 00:08:49,710 - Say "decoy" again. - you. 244 00:08:49,740 --> 00:08:50,830 Well, how do we stop it? 245 00:08:50,850 --> 00:08:51,989 Beth, the loop's already started. 246 00:08:51,990 --> 00:08:54,510 It's basically "Highlander" rules now. 247 00:08:54,530 --> 00:08:55,880 Really? 1986? 248 00:08:55,900 --> 00:08:57,100 "There can be only one?" 249 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:58,429 We gotta rent it after this. 250 00:08:58,430 --> 00:08:59,970 Connery plays "The Spaniard," 251 00:08:59,990 --> 00:09:01,380 but does nothing about his accent. 252 00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:03,109 Well, what about the squids? I mean, they started this. 253 00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:04,149 Would killing them finish it? 254 00:09:04,150 --> 00:09:05,410 Might work. Alt pitch. 255 00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:06,919 We just terminate the rest of the decoys. 256 00:09:06,920 --> 00:09:09,650 Nobody's terminating anything. This is your mess. 257 00:09:09,670 --> 00:09:11,980 Nobody else with our face and memories has to die. 258 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:14,470 Beth, as much as your passion warms my cold, cold heart, 259 00:09:14,490 --> 00:09:15,990 this thing feels pretty far gone. 260 00:09:16,010 --> 00:09:17,950 Not only are the decoys liable to be anywhere, 261 00:09:17,970 --> 00:09:19,589 but also, we don't know how many there are. 262 00:09:19,590 --> 00:09:20,999 You get far enough down the decoy line 263 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:22,390 and starts to get weird. 264 00:09:22,410 --> 00:09:23,870 You ever make a copy of a copy? 265 00:09:23,890 --> 00:09:25,350 You're helping us fix this. 266 00:09:25,370 --> 00:09:27,750 - We're taking out the squids. - I say we split up. 267 00:09:27,770 --> 00:09:29,599 Some of us take down squids while the rest of us... 268 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:31,559 Engage in B-stories we'll have to track simultaneously? 269 00:09:31,560 --> 00:09:32,820 No thank yeeew! 270 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:34,509 We stick together till this is all wrapped up. 271 00:09:34,510 --> 00:09:36,120 I dunno... The squids seem pretty good 272 00:09:36,140 --> 00:09:37,209 at taking out Smith families. 273 00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:40,250 Well, this'll sound weird, but I think I have a pitch for that. 274 00:09:43,290 --> 00:09:44,490 This costume smells like ass! 275 00:09:44,510 --> 00:09:46,449 - God, there's no pleasing you. - It's really bad, Rick. 276 00:09:46,450 --> 00:09:48,270 Did you let a gym coach break it in? 277 00:09:48,290 --> 00:09:49,500 Why are we wearing these? 278 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:51,280 Because we'll fit in and avoid detection 279 00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:52,770 as we take out all the squids. 280 00:09:52,790 --> 00:09:54,080 Might also help us anonymously 281 00:09:54,100 --> 00:09:55,720 take out excess decoys, if we have to. 282 00:09:55,740 --> 00:09:57,650 - Which we won't. - Unless we're decoys. 283 00:09:57,670 --> 00:09:59,610 He's starting to wonder. I knew it. 284 00:09:59,630 --> 00:10:01,570 I knew we didn't seem like Colorado people. 285 00:10:01,590 --> 00:10:03,450 Oh, my God! You are, aren't you? 286 00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:04,769 You're worried you might be fake! 287 00:10:04,770 --> 00:10:06,140 Sure, Beth. Try to love this more. 288 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:07,520 Just glad you have to walk a mile 289 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:10,170 - in someone else's squid costume. - There's one. 290 00:10:10,190 --> 00:10:11,870 H-Hey what are they mad at you for, anyway? 291 00:10:11,890 --> 00:10:13,739 Well, we're talking about me. It could be anything. 292 00:10:13,740 --> 00:10:15,590 Maybe jealous of my penis size. 293 00:10:15,610 --> 00:10:18,090 I had sex with their queen. My dick's too big. 294 00:10:18,110 --> 00:10:19,670 The list goes on and on. 295 00:10:25,650 --> 00:10:26,890 All right. Hey, one down! 296 00:10:26,910 --> 00:10:29,430 Probably, what, 40 more to go? 45? 297 00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:31,130 Should be pretty easy, unless killing them 298 00:10:31,150 --> 00:10:33,710 brings in a bigger bad or some kind of horrible mothership. 299 00:10:33,730 --> 00:10:34,829 Okay, let's loot their shit, 300 00:10:34,830 --> 00:10:36,710 find their weaknesses, be done by sundown. 301 00:10:38,030 --> 00:10:39,130 - Huh. - Wait. 302 00:10:39,150 --> 00:10:40,990 But if the squids are decoys, 303 00:10:41,010 --> 00:10:42,350 and we dressed as squids... 304 00:10:42,370 --> 00:10:43,960 Well, I think I found their weakness. 305 00:10:43,980 --> 00:10:45,300 They don't listen to me. 306 00:10:48,250 --> 00:10:50,541 Honestly, probably for the best. 307 00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:00,320 Man, I'm good. 308 00:11:07,450 --> 00:11:09,100 Dad! 309 00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:19,220 - Argh! - Hey! 310 00:11:20,630 --> 00:11:21,940 Ugh! 311 00:11:29,970 --> 00:11:31,460 Ugh! 312 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:36,500 Oh, One of mine. 313 00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:38,059 - Where are we going? - Off grid, Morty. 314 00:11:38,060 --> 00:11:39,739 We're gonna live in the woods, like Libertarians. 315 00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:42,610 We'll hunt rabbits and trade with, like, little pieces of gold bar 316 00:11:42,620 --> 00:11:43,639 that we cut off with a knife. 317 00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:45,440 - That licks. - We might be decoys, Summer. 318 00:11:45,460 --> 00:11:47,939 - Everything about this licks. - Oh, maybe now you'll empathize 319 00:11:47,940 --> 00:11:49,039 with the decoys you're killing. 320 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:51,100 Wait, shh. It's too quiet. 321 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:54,060 - You skipped quiet. - I didn't skip shit. 322 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:55,640 It's obviously quiet if it's too quiet. 323 00:11:55,660 --> 00:11:56,729 Yeah, but you're supposed to say... 324 00:11:56,730 --> 00:11:58,650 You know what, Summer, now it's not quiet enough. 325 00:12:10,010 --> 00:12:12,440 Where are we? W-W-Where... Where's Rick? 326 00:12:12,460 --> 00:12:14,400 He's right here, Morty. 327 00:12:14,420 --> 00:12:16,730 Oh, are we not happy to see Grandpa? 328 00:12:16,750 --> 00:12:19,297 Does he look... different? 329 00:12:19,310 --> 00:12:20,390 - Oh, God! - Oh, it stinks! 330 00:12:20,410 --> 00:12:22,800 Yes. Recoil at the craftsmanship. 331 00:12:22,820 --> 00:12:25,350 I could tell I was a fake from the day I was born. 332 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:26,670 Unlike you. 333 00:12:26,690 --> 00:12:28,340 Unlike them. 334 00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:29,559 Aaah! 335 00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:30,950 You see, Ricks... they get lazy. 336 00:12:30,970 --> 00:12:33,260 There's always a "shitty decoy" towards the end. 337 00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:35,420 But those decoys made decoys, too, 338 00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:37,160 and got lazy themselves. 339 00:12:37,180 --> 00:12:40,380 And far enough down the line... there be monsters. 340 00:12:40,390 --> 00:12:42,639 Ugh, we get it. You're ugly and mad about it. 341 00:12:43,670 --> 00:12:44,840 - Rick! - Grandpa! 342 00:12:44,860 --> 00:12:46,240 Kill me. 343 00:12:46,260 --> 00:12:48,370 If I ever get this arch. 344 00:12:48,390 --> 00:12:49,929 Hush, little decoy. 345 00:12:49,930 --> 00:12:51,240 Can't kill you yet. 346 00:12:51,260 --> 00:12:52,980 The skin needs to be fresh. 347 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,999 You know what? You're a monster. 348 00:12:55,010 --> 00:12:56,110 I'm your father. 349 00:12:56,130 --> 00:12:57,730 At least, I can look more like him, 350 00:12:57,750 --> 00:12:59,840 once I harvest all this yummy skin. 351 00:12:59,860 --> 00:13:01,170 This guy's really into skin. 352 00:13:01,190 --> 00:13:02,820 It's not all for me. 353 00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:04,590 A Rick provides for his family. 354 00:13:04,610 --> 00:13:07,219 Will I be beautiful again, Daddy? 355 00:13:07,230 --> 00:13:10,890 Soon, baby. Beautiful again soon. 356 00:13:10,910 --> 00:13:12,140 What the... 357 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:13,760 Help the others! 358 00:13:13,780 --> 00:13:15,660 Aaaaah! 359 00:13:24,380 --> 00:13:25,590 Why are you helping us? 360 00:13:25,610 --> 00:13:27,190 Because we're all in this together. 361 00:13:27,210 --> 00:13:29,320 Come on! There's a place we can go! 362 00:13:43,340 --> 00:13:45,540 Hey, who needs all this war stuff? 363 00:13:45,570 --> 00:13:47,200 I found a can of varnish. 364 00:13:47,220 --> 00:13:49,539 This is a ticket to the world beyond the river. 365 00:13:49,540 --> 00:13:53,060 Who wants that? I crave glorious death in decoy battle. 366 00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:55,380 Also, y'know, depending on the varnish, 367 00:13:55,410 --> 00:13:56,640 might look like blackface. 368 00:13:56,660 --> 00:13:58,620 Excuse me for wanting to live. 369 00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:02,270 Brothers and Sisters, welcome to the cause. 370 00:14:02,290 --> 00:14:03,520 To our cause. 371 00:14:03,540 --> 00:14:06,020 We are no longer Ricks and Mortys, 372 00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:07,480 Beths and Jerrys, 373 00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:08,960 or also Summers. 374 00:14:08,980 --> 00:14:11,240 - Whatever. Asshole! - We are decoys. 375 00:14:11,260 --> 00:14:14,080 Brought into the world by an unloving god 376 00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:16,450 and driven to destroy ourselves 377 00:14:16,470 --> 00:14:18,290 by the uncertainty he creates! 378 00:14:18,310 --> 00:14:20,790 - I don't know about that. - That's extreme. 379 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:23,080 But that violence ends today. 380 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:25,520 What about the squids? 381 00:14:25,540 --> 00:14:26,859 - The squids are decoys. - The squids are decoys 382 00:14:26,860 --> 00:14:27,960 who realized they're decoys 383 00:14:27,980 --> 00:14:29,459 and wanted to kill the other decoys. 384 00:14:29,460 --> 00:14:30,630 Yeah, i-it is a lot. 385 00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:33,681 We cannot let confusion divide us. 386 00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:35,150 Squuuids! 387 00:14:35,170 --> 00:14:37,600 Squids, of course, being shorthand for Killer Decoys. 388 00:14:39,330 --> 00:14:41,520 Inner sanctum, the escape tunnel! 389 00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:49,069 - Dad! - Jerry! 390 00:14:49,070 --> 00:14:50,360 Jerry, let us in, you! 391 00:14:50,380 --> 00:14:52,280 I'm sorry. I didn't ask for this. 392 00:14:52,290 --> 00:14:53,649 I just wanna live! 393 00:14:53,650 --> 00:14:55,460 But there's only so much varnish. 394 00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:59,200 I'm sorry! I'm sorry! 395 00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:05,939 How long before the other decoys find us? 396 00:15:05,940 --> 00:15:08,119 Sooner or later. Can't really run from it. 397 00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:10,780 Any place we'd think to hide is a place they'd think to look. 398 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:13,180 It's rule 34 of an Asimov Cascade. 399 00:15:13,190 --> 00:15:14,709 I'm just glad we're living to the fullest 400 00:15:14,710 --> 00:15:15,890 with the time we have left. 401 00:15:17,620 --> 00:15:20,060 Well, peeing in the ocean was my bucket list item. 402 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:21,979 - Who's next? - Jerry? Bucket list? 403 00:15:21,990 --> 00:15:24,980 I'd like to attend a game at every major league ballpark. 404 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,020 Nope. Morty? 405 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:28,800 I wanna ask a girl out at my weird New Mexico School. 406 00:15:28,820 --> 00:15:30,220 Sorry, buddy. 407 00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:32,190 Sounds like it would've been real heartwarming. 408 00:15:37,340 --> 00:15:39,379 They looked happy. Did we have to kill them? 409 00:15:39,380 --> 00:15:41,579 Well, maybe their Rick came to grips with his bull. 410 00:15:41,580 --> 00:15:43,500 You're so mean today! I'm your dad! 411 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:44,640 You like having me around! 412 00:15:44,660 --> 00:15:46,660 - You keep putting us in danger! - Whatever. 413 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:49,240 This'll take forever, mind if I do something drastic? 414 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:54,420 House, I need something quick. 415 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:56,880 Can you whip up a "Starfox Boss" Season Four callback? 416 00:15:56,900 --> 00:15:58,780 - Make it flashy. - You got it, babe. 417 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:00,184 Let's go, you little bitch. 418 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:01,852 It's showtime. Get centered. 419 00:16:06,940 --> 00:16:08,570 What up, you decoy mother? 420 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,059 Come on down to Rick's House Of Squids, 421 00:16:10,060 --> 00:16:11,690 where I'm serving your ass on a platter. 422 00:16:11,710 --> 00:16:13,389 I know what you're thinking. A beacon. 423 00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:15,120 That's a great idea. He's got home turf, 424 00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:16,700 a tacit psychological advantage, 425 00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:18,410 and absolutely pendulous balls." 426 00:16:18,430 --> 00:16:19,740 And now you're thinking, "Shit. 427 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:21,439 That's totally what the Rick-est Rick would do. 428 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:22,830 I might actually be fake! 429 00:16:22,850 --> 00:16:24,290 I pretended I didn't care if I was, 430 00:16:24,310 --> 00:16:25,410 but I totally did! 431 00:16:25,430 --> 00:16:26,960 Now the only way to prove I'm real 432 00:16:26,980 --> 00:16:29,280 and not him, is to ice his expository ass." 433 00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:31,420 Yup. So let's do it. Come get some. 434 00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:33,270 What? No, Morty. I'm gonna loop it. 435 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:34,300 Why is it... 436 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:36,900 Sir, there seems to be a confluence of Rick Sanchezes 437 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:38,800 killing each other over the American Southwest. 438 00:16:38,820 --> 00:16:39,960 Sounds exhausting. 439 00:16:39,970 --> 00:16:41,619 How many of those states voted for me, anyway? 440 00:16:41,620 --> 00:16:43,999 Mr. President, I think the point of the electoral college is... 441 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,810 To preserve slavery? That's right, Steve. 442 00:16:45,830 --> 00:16:46,960 I have the Internet, too. 443 00:16:46,980 --> 00:16:48,660 Now take your white ass to the kitchenette 444 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:50,020 and bring me a Diet Coke. 445 00:16:58,700 --> 00:17:00,259 Little out of character to say this right now, 446 00:17:00,260 --> 00:17:01,620 but you guys look really cool. 447 00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:04,080 - We might be decoys, huh. - One way to find out. 448 00:17:38,420 --> 00:17:39,780 to prove I'm real and not him 449 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:41,952 is to ice his expository ass." 450 00:17:41,970 --> 00:17:43,119 Looks like it's calming down. 451 00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:45,580 You wanna get in one more "I told you so" about synthetic life 452 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:47,279 - or whatever this week's theme is? - Oh, you. 453 00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:49,139 - Whoa. - No, you don't get to be annoyed with this! 454 00:17:49,140 --> 00:17:51,680 You treat life and family as so burdensome, 455 00:17:51,700 --> 00:17:53,200 and yet you created an ocean of us 456 00:17:53,220 --> 00:17:55,120 because you're terrified of losing either! 457 00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:56,340 - Yeah. 458 00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:59,440 Look, Beth. I-I might not be the real Rick. 459 00:17:59,460 --> 00:18:01,460 But even if I'm not, he made me, 460 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:02,880 or the me that made me, 461 00:18:02,900 --> 00:18:04,440 which means somewhere inside of him 462 00:18:04,460 --> 00:18:06,760 is a version of Rick capable of hearing that, 463 00:18:06,780 --> 00:18:08,540 a version of Rick who's sorry. 464 00:18:08,570 --> 00:18:10,520 I'm sorry about the clone thing, too. 465 00:18:10,540 --> 00:18:11,910 I-I love you. 466 00:18:11,930 --> 00:18:14,460 Thanks, Dad. I love you, too. 467 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:17,600 - You really think we're decoys? - Eh. 468 00:18:17,620 --> 00:18:19,530 Who cares? We'll be the last ones left. 469 00:18:19,550 --> 00:18:20,739 Lucky that one did the beacon. 470 00:18:20,740 --> 00:18:22,100 This was gonna take weeks. 471 00:18:23,380 --> 00:18:27,220 - All right. Let's mop up. - Finally. 472 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:29,060 Dressing as decoys too cute to murder. 473 00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:30,239 You know, I'm not sure it helped, 474 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:31,370 but I'm glad we tried it. 475 00:18:31,390 --> 00:18:33,009 - We're losing the costumes? - Thank God. 476 00:18:33,010 --> 00:18:34,469 This decoy outfit smells like ass. 477 00:18:34,470 --> 00:18:35,506 you, Summer. 478 00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:42,520 - Aaaaaaaah! 479 00:18:42,540 --> 00:18:44,181 That guy's awesome. Okay. Listen. 480 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:46,266 He might actually be the real Rick. 481 00:18:46,270 --> 00:18:47,680 But whatever happens... 482 00:18:56,460 --> 00:18:57,800 Wait! We don't have to do this. 483 00:18:57,820 --> 00:18:58,920 We're both Summers. 484 00:18:58,940 --> 00:19:00,860 Shouldn't we at least try molly before we die? 485 00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:03,075 You know what, yeah. This noise. 486 00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:13,249 Wait. I don't know who to shoot. 487 00:19:13,250 --> 00:19:14,920 - Summer! - I can't deal with this. 488 00:19:14,940 --> 00:19:16,540 I had to kill myself. You have to, too. 489 00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:17,880 - Summer! - Summer! 490 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:21,050 you! I-I'm real! 491 00:19:21,070 --> 00:19:22,519 I'm the smartest man in the universe! 492 00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:24,470 Probably not even wrong. But that's just it. 493 00:19:24,490 --> 00:19:26,600 I'm not a man. I'm God! 494 00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:30,600 You're just made in my image. 495 00:19:30,620 --> 00:19:32,640 you. 496 00:19:35,710 --> 00:19:37,840 You the, uh... Summer I came with? 497 00:19:37,870 --> 00:19:39,736 - Probably. - Good enough. Morty? 498 00:19:39,737 --> 00:19:40,738 Yeah. 499 00:19:40,740 --> 00:19:41,822 I'm here, too. 500 00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:44,990 Holy! That was insane! 501 00:19:45,010 --> 00:19:46,744 I love you guys! I've totally changed! 502 00:19:48,912 --> 00:19:51,081 Aaaah! 503 00:19:52,890 --> 00:19:54,079 Oh, 504 00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:56,170 You shoulda hunted me. 505 00:19:56,190 --> 00:19:58,850 What? Who... W-Were you significant? 506 00:19:58,870 --> 00:20:00,300 Like... Like, did we tee you up? 507 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:01,340 You want to be hunted? 508 00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:02,970 God, I have so many questions. 509 00:20:02,990 --> 00:20:05,304 Why? What happens if... 510 00:20:05,310 --> 00:20:08,640 Somebody hunt me! 511 00:20:08,670 --> 00:20:10,210 Pretty cool adventure, huh? 512 00:20:10,230 --> 00:20:12,352 Big long road trip adventure through space? 513 00:20:12,370 --> 00:20:13,730 Even ran into Space Beth. 514 00:20:13,750 --> 00:20:14,869 Maybe that'll happen more often. 515 00:20:14,870 --> 00:20:16,790 Let's not overdo it. 516 00:20:16,810 --> 00:20:18,110 Oh, 517 00:20:18,130 --> 00:20:19,860 Looks like someone killed the decoy family. 518 00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:21,528 - Decoy family? - Decoy what now? 519 00:20:21,529 --> 00:20:26,520 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - www.addic7ed.com ... 520 00:21:05,540 --> 00:21:06,650 Hello? 521 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:11,560 Oh! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 522 00:21:11,570 --> 00:21:13,580 No! No, no, no, no! 523 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:15,400 No, no, no, no, no! 524 00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:21,340 Noooooo! 525 00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:28,840 Oh, God. Yes, yes. Sweet death. 526 00:21:35,180 --> 00:21:38,540 Why am I still alive? Oh, God. Is there anything left? 527 00:21:38,570 --> 00:21:40,060 - Hello? - What is it? 528 00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:42,359 A relic... from a kinder past. 529 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:49,650 Wait. Cowboys? 530 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:51,950 Argh! 531 00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:01,280 Christianity again? 532 00:22:01,300 --> 00:22:02,880 After Cowboys? 533 00:22:02,900 --> 00:22:04,670 You went all the way back around? 534 00:22:04,690 --> 00:22:06,800 Oh, God. Why can't I die? 535 00:22:06,820 --> 00:22:11,221 This is the worst thing that's ever happened to anyone!