1 00:00:06,300 --> 00:00:08,480 Ahh, I love that new T-shirt smell. 2 00:00:08,500 --> 00:00:09,999 Chicks are gonna be up all up in our biz 3 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:11,999 when they see us wearing these Rick and Morty custom tees. 4 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:13,090 I bet we could sell these. 5 00:00:13,110 --> 00:00:15,009 Hells yeah. I love merch! 6 00:00:15,010 --> 00:00:16,769 - Aah! The rain! It... It burns! - Oh, 7 00:00:16,770 --> 00:00:18,495 Quick, Morty, protect the shirts! 8 00:00:18,510 --> 00:00:21,228 - The door! Open the door! Rick! - Is it... 9 00:00:21,240 --> 00:00:22,430 Morty, will ya stop tryna... 10 00:00:22,450 --> 00:00:23,719 Okay, there, it's open. 11 00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:25,830 - Jesus. - My skin is on fire. 12 00:00:25,850 --> 00:00:27,430 W-Why is the rain doing that? 13 00:00:28,690 --> 00:00:32,410 My acid rain will destroy all things green and natural 14 00:00:32,430 --> 00:00:34,770 or my name isn't Diesel Weasel. 15 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:39,391 Huh. Well, that guy's easy to please. 16 00:00:40,410 --> 00:00:43,010 Your acid rain is an acid pain... 17 00:00:43,030 --> 00:00:44,950 in the butt, Diesel Weasel! 18 00:00:44,970 --> 00:00:46,190 - Wow. - Yikes. Who's the chick 19 00:00:46,210 --> 00:00:47,524 in need of a dialogue pass? 20 00:00:47,540 --> 00:00:50,790 First order of business is to clean up this acid rain 21 00:00:50,810 --> 00:00:53,559 - with a little wind! - Yoww! 22 00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:54,990 Ow! Ow, my leg! 23 00:00:55,010 --> 00:00:56,074 Wow. 24 00:00:56,090 --> 00:00:59,110 And now an elemental punch that's too hot to handle! 25 00:00:59,130 --> 00:01:00,620 Wa-kah! 26 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:01,705 Oh, wow. 27 00:01:01,720 --> 00:01:03,110 Curse you, Planetina! 28 00:01:03,140 --> 00:01:05,250 I'll get you next slime! 29 00:01:06,350 --> 00:01:09,180 There's only one solution for Earth's pollution... 30 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:10,669 you! 31 00:01:10,670 --> 00:01:12,250 - Wow. - Morty, if you say "wow" 32 00:01:12,270 --> 00:01:13,369 one more time, I swear to God... 33 00:01:13,370 --> 00:01:14,869 Are you crazy, Rick? She's right there! 34 00:01:14,870 --> 00:01:16,980 Yeah, get that aluminum, Morty. It's 8% of the Earth. 35 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:18,013 We'll need every atom. 36 00:01:19,490 --> 00:01:21,640 Thanks! Every litter-bit helps! 37 00:01:21,660 --> 00:01:23,310 Your problem! 38 00:01:23,330 --> 00:01:25,710 - Excuse me? - S-Sorry. I-I-I wanted to say, 39 00:01:25,730 --> 00:01:27,250 "N-No problem, you're welcome," 40 00:01:27,270 --> 00:01:29,274 a-a-and it came out "your problem." 41 00:01:29,290 --> 00:01:30,750 I-I'm an idiot. Sorry. 42 00:01:30,770 --> 00:01:33,150 You're not an idiot. You recycled. 43 00:01:33,170 --> 00:01:35,490 - I-I'm Morty. - Nice to meet you, Morty. 44 00:01:35,510 --> 00:01:37,550 I'm Planetina, and I hope you have a wonderful day. 45 00:01:37,570 --> 00:01:39,299 Hey! The we doin' here? 46 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:41,670 Uhh, y-y-you like soft serve? 47 00:01:41,690 --> 00:01:43,038 There's a shop around the bend. 48 00:01:43,050 --> 00:01:44,990 Oh, I don't eat ice cream. 49 00:01:45,010 --> 00:01:47,209 Veal is a product of the dairy industry. 50 00:01:47,220 --> 00:01:48,220 Oh, that's not good. 51 00:01:48,230 --> 00:01:49,750 No, it is not. 52 00:01:49,770 --> 00:01:51,755 Oh, my God! Come on! 53 00:01:51,770 --> 00:01:53,330 - Let's go! - I know a place that serves 54 00:01:53,350 --> 00:01:54,570 cruelty-free doughnuts. 55 00:01:54,590 --> 00:01:56,449 If you'd like, I could fly you and your friend there 56 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:57,770 easy-peasy, lemon-squeezy. 57 00:01:57,790 --> 00:01:59,388 Okay, I-I-I'll ask him. 58 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:01,973 He... He said he can't come. Let's go! 59 00:02:04,430 --> 00:02:06,260 What the was that shit? 60 00:02:33,900 --> 00:02:38,090 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - www.addic7ed.com ... 61 00:02:38,110 --> 00:02:39,690 The Earth is in danger! 62 00:02:39,710 --> 00:02:42,431 Pollution and waste are ruining our planet. 63 00:02:42,450 --> 00:02:44,670 Mother Nature has enlisted the help of four young adults 64 00:02:44,690 --> 00:02:47,144 from each major ethnicity... and when things look bad, 65 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:49,930 and I mean really bad... they combine the powers 66 00:02:49,950 --> 00:02:52,490 of their elemental rings to create me! 67 00:02:52,510 --> 00:02:55,630 Planetina, conservationist super person! 68 00:02:55,650 --> 00:02:57,110 There's only one solution... 69 00:02:57,130 --> 00:02:59,030 for Earth's pollution... you! 70 00:02:59,050 --> 00:03:00,870 P-Pretty cool, huh? I-I can't believe 71 00:03:00,890 --> 00:03:02,450 I actually hung out with Planetina. 72 00:03:02,470 --> 00:03:05,210 How old is this woman? She looks very mature. 73 00:03:05,230 --> 00:03:07,110 She's a sentient amalgam of natural elements, 74 00:03:07,130 --> 00:03:08,750 so I don't believe age applies to her. 75 00:03:08,770 --> 00:03:09,950 Great. Taylor Murphy dumps me 76 00:03:09,970 --> 00:03:11,690 the day before his hella-big pool party 77 00:03:11,710 --> 00:03:14,710 and my little brother's dating a phase four super hero. 78 00:03:14,730 --> 00:03:16,610 Just shoot me in the head until I die. 79 00:03:16,630 --> 00:03:18,230 Hey, hey, none of that, Summerfest. 80 00:03:18,250 --> 00:03:20,049 Look what you're doing to your sister, you piece of. 81 00:03:20,050 --> 00:03:21,709 - Is it weird that she hasn't texted me yet? - Yes. 82 00:03:21,710 --> 00:03:22,721 - No. - What if I told you 83 00:03:22,730 --> 00:03:24,469 that your Grandpa Rick's got something up his sleeve 84 00:03:24,470 --> 00:03:26,489 that's so Rick-diculous that it's gonna make you forget 85 00:03:26,490 --> 00:03:28,560 all about that stupid asshole that dumped you? 86 00:03:28,580 --> 00:03:30,687 Hey, my egg plate! 87 00:03:30,700 --> 00:03:32,790 Morglutz, Slartivart, and Ferkus 9... 88 00:03:32,810 --> 00:03:35,080 three planets are all ending in a delayed succession 89 00:03:35,100 --> 00:03:36,170 of cataclysmic events. 90 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:38,330 A jam like this comes around only once in a lifetime. 91 00:03:38,350 --> 00:03:40,070 Morglutz's sun is going supernova, 92 00:03:40,090 --> 00:03:41,830 Slartivart is falling into a black hole, 93 00:03:41,850 --> 00:03:44,470 and Ferkus 9 is getting "Deep Impact"-ed by an asteroid. 94 00:03:44,490 --> 00:03:46,438 They're all having a major, final blow out... 95 00:03:46,450 --> 00:03:48,090 and I'm gonna drug it up and suck it up 96 00:03:48,110 --> 00:03:49,770 before each one goes ka-blamo, 97 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:52,110 and I'm taking my favorite grandkid along with me! 98 00:03:52,130 --> 00:03:54,030 - Hells yeah. - 10 seconds on Morglutz, 99 00:03:54,050 --> 00:03:55,079 and you'll be up to your neck 100 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:57,350 in I-could-give-two- about-what's-his-ass. 101 00:03:57,370 --> 00:03:58,381 And also herpes. 102 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:00,109 - Um... - Oh, my God, thank you, Grandpa Rick! 103 00:04:00,110 --> 00:04:01,259 I'm gonna go pack my rollie. 104 00:04:01,270 --> 00:04:04,410 Um, Summer? I-I-I haven't given you my approval yet. 105 00:04:04,430 --> 00:04:06,579 Summer, approval is yet to be given here! 106 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:08,269 There's a huge forest fire 107 00:04:08,270 --> 00:04:09,510 like 200 miles from here! 108 00:04:09,530 --> 00:04:11,630 This is amazing! Planetina's bound to be there. 109 00:04:11,650 --> 00:04:12,970 Mom, I-I need the credit card 110 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,539 - to buy a train ticket. - Absolutely not. 111 00:04:14,540 --> 00:04:16,769 Mom, this is the biggest wildfire of the year! 112 00:04:16,770 --> 00:04:17,799 - You're not going! - You're not going! 113 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:19,329 Da I'm not. Last time I checked, 114 00:04:19,330 --> 00:04:21,049 - this wasn't Russia. - It's not Russia, Jerry. 115 00:04:21,050 --> 00:04:23,510 My heart is broken, and I deserve to let loose, 116 00:04:23,530 --> 00:04:26,150 and if you don't like it, you can suck my bigger. 117 00:04:26,170 --> 00:04:27,869 Adiós, C-words. 118 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:29,450 Morty, I don't want you getting hurt. 119 00:04:29,470 --> 00:04:31,289 - Please, think this over. - I don't want to think! 120 00:04:31,290 --> 00:04:33,124 I want to see a girl I like. 121 00:04:33,140 --> 00:04:35,049 If you don't want to help me, I'll find my own goddamn way 122 00:04:35,050 --> 00:04:36,610 to the wildfire. 123 00:04:40,990 --> 00:04:43,090 - I'll get the wine. - Thank you. 124 00:04:43,110 --> 00:04:46,010 The Governor has implemented a mandatory evacuation. 125 00:04:46,030 --> 00:04:48,450 Abandon all hope, people! Nothing will stop this fire. 126 00:04:48,470 --> 00:04:50,110 Nothing! Scratch that! 127 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:52,646 Here's Planetina, Savioress of Earth! 128 00:04:52,660 --> 00:04:54,850 Yeeouch! Talk about a hot foot. 129 00:04:54,870 --> 00:04:58,108 Better put this wildfire on ice! 130 00:04:59,110 --> 00:05:00,879 Come here, little buddy. Come on, come on, come on, 131 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:02,090 I gotcha. 132 00:05:03,140 --> 00:05:04,990 Morty? What are you doing here? 133 00:05:05,010 --> 00:05:06,770 Oh, hey! Y-You're here, too? 134 00:05:06,790 --> 00:05:08,690 Yeah, I heard about the wildfire back home, 135 00:05:08,710 --> 00:05:10,349 and, you know, I stopped by to lend a hand. 136 00:05:10,350 --> 00:05:12,109 H-Here you go, fella. All safe now. 137 00:05:12,110 --> 00:05:14,833 Ahh, rabbits... al-always hopping... 138 00:05:14,850 --> 00:05:15,875 Never stoppin'. 139 00:05:15,890 --> 00:05:17,490 Y-Yeah. 140 00:05:17,510 --> 00:05:20,210 S-So it was, uh, great hanging... hanging out the other day. 141 00:05:20,230 --> 00:05:21,410 I-I was getting kind of a... 142 00:05:21,430 --> 00:05:23,800 I mean I-I got kind of a p-positive vibe. 143 00:05:23,820 --> 00:05:25,410 Oh, good. I was putting one out. 144 00:05:25,430 --> 00:05:26,678 I-I really like you. 145 00:05:26,690 --> 00:05:30,130 Holy. I-I-I mean, uh, well, oh, all right. 146 00:05:30,150 --> 00:05:31,975 Next step, you w-want to go out again? 147 00:05:31,990 --> 00:05:36,062 I do! But, uh, Morty, I have kids. 148 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:38,398 Oh, I-I-I'll get along with them. I'm-I'm a kid. 149 00:05:38,410 --> 00:05:40,550 No, I mean the four kids that bring me into existence 150 00:05:40,570 --> 00:05:42,289 by combining the power of their elemental rings 151 00:05:42,290 --> 00:05:44,154 so I can save Earth from ecological disasters. 152 00:05:44,170 --> 00:05:46,370 Oh, them! No, I-I know about them. 153 00:05:46,390 --> 00:05:47,400 I-I like them. 154 00:05:47,410 --> 00:05:49,200 Oh, good. Well, here they are now. 155 00:05:49,770 --> 00:05:51,410 Hey, buddy, you want an autograph? 156 00:05:51,430 --> 00:05:52,550 That's 20 bucks a pop. 157 00:05:52,570 --> 00:05:54,570 No, Eddie, he's my friend. 158 00:05:54,590 --> 00:05:57,070 Morty, these are my kids, The Tina-Teers. 159 00:05:57,090 --> 00:05:59,160 - Oh, hey. - Tina, girl, have you gained weight? 160 00:05:59,180 --> 00:06:01,029 Uh, well, I had a plant-based doughnut yesterday. 161 00:06:01,030 --> 00:06:04,710 - Just a half. - Sugar is worst thing for figure, darling. 162 00:06:04,730 --> 00:06:06,051 You want to be ugly? 163 00:06:06,070 --> 00:06:07,969 Heh, I-I thought they'd be younger. 164 00:06:07,980 --> 00:06:10,210 They've been manifesting me since the mid-'90s. 165 00:06:10,230 --> 00:06:12,230 A lot has changed since then. 166 00:06:12,250 --> 00:06:13,850 This is freaking you out, huh? 167 00:06:13,870 --> 00:06:15,685 It is a lot to take in. 168 00:06:15,700 --> 00:06:16,770 I understand. 169 00:06:16,790 --> 00:06:19,516 Well, I guess I'd better go. 170 00:06:19,530 --> 00:06:20,916 See you around. 171 00:06:20,930 --> 00:06:22,450 Hi-de-ho, TV 58! 172 00:06:22,470 --> 00:06:23,990 Planetina, you single-handily saved 173 00:06:24,010 --> 00:06:25,250 a National Forest with ease. 174 00:06:25,270 --> 00:06:27,290 I do what I can, but I can't do it alone! 175 00:06:27,310 --> 00:06:28,509 And who's your friend over there? 176 00:06:28,510 --> 00:06:30,190 Oh! This is Morty Smith. 177 00:06:30,210 --> 00:06:33,070 He traveled 200 miles just to save a rabbit from the fire. 178 00:06:33,090 --> 00:06:34,396 He's a very special guy. 179 00:06:34,410 --> 00:06:35,656 So, are you two dating? 180 00:06:35,670 --> 00:06:37,726 Oh, um, w... I-I-I... 181 00:06:37,740 --> 00:06:39,918 Yes, we are. 182 00:06:41,390 --> 00:06:43,254 - love. - love. 183 00:06:43,270 --> 00:06:44,939 - All right, time to set the rules. - Lay it on me. 184 00:06:44,940 --> 00:06:45,965 - No whining. - Done. 185 00:06:45,980 --> 00:06:47,092 - No crying. - As if. 186 00:06:47,110 --> 00:06:49,606 And absolutely, positively no getting attached. 187 00:06:49,610 --> 00:06:52,310 We're here to smash max ass... quantity over quality. 188 00:06:52,330 --> 00:06:54,480 - Deal? - Deal! I'm gonna eat so much, 189 00:06:54,500 --> 00:06:55,517 you're gonna shit. 190 00:06:55,530 --> 00:06:57,109 Check this out. This is gonna be me at the party... 191 00:06:57,110 --> 00:06:58,250 b-b-laaaah! 192 00:06:58,270 --> 00:07:00,610 B-b-blaaaah! Oh, is that another. 193 00:07:00,630 --> 00:07:02,010 Don't mind if I... b-b-blaaaah! 194 00:07:02,030 --> 00:07:03,750 Ho-ho! This'll be me across the room... 195 00:07:03,770 --> 00:07:06,149 "Excuse me, miss. It appears that you have an uneaten. 196 00:07:06,150 --> 00:07:08,609 Allow me... lalalalalaaah! 197 00:07:08,610 --> 00:07:09,629 - Lalalalalaaah! - B-b-blaaaah! 198 00:07:09,630 --> 00:07:12,367 - B-b-blaaaah! 199 00:07:13,670 --> 00:07:16,170 Whoo! super nova party! 200 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:18,039 Love is a lie! Hack the planet! 201 00:07:18,050 --> 00:07:19,429 The world's ending, and for some reason, 202 00:07:19,430 --> 00:07:21,270 I want to die with you more than anyone else. 203 00:07:21,290 --> 00:07:23,290 - Wow! - Yo, Rick, don't look now, 204 00:07:23,310 --> 00:07:25,270 but someone's giving you the big eye. 205 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:29,980 'Scuse me. I got to see a man about a horse 206 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,590 - I'd rather have sex with. - Aah! 207 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:34,681 - Hello. - I'm Rick. Hey. 208 00:07:34,700 --> 00:07:36,650 So, the world's ending, and for some reason, 209 00:07:36,670 --> 00:07:38,750 I want to die with you more than anyone else. 210 00:07:38,770 --> 00:07:40,796 - Hello. - Have fun, Grandpa Rick! 211 00:07:40,810 --> 00:07:42,590 No commitments! 212 00:08:07,810 --> 00:08:09,090 Surprise! 213 00:08:09,110 --> 00:08:11,134 - What are you doing here? - Mmm! 214 00:08:11,150 --> 00:08:13,850 I told my kids I went out to recycle batteries. 215 00:08:13,870 --> 00:08:16,296 All kidding aside, everyone should discard 216 00:08:16,310 --> 00:08:19,550 used batteries at proper disposal centers 217 00:08:19,580 --> 00:08:22,170 instead of tossing them into a regular waste bin. 218 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:23,646 Thanks for the tip. 219 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:41,260 Solus is collapsing in five zip-zops. 220 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:42,310 If we time it right, 221 00:08:42,330 --> 00:08:44,480 we can together as the sun explodes. 222 00:08:44,500 --> 00:08:45,650 Sounds ah-mazing. 223 00:08:45,670 --> 00:08:47,850 Say, I think I left my purse back at the bar. 224 00:08:47,870 --> 00:08:49,750 Can both of you go get it for me? 225 00:08:49,770 --> 00:08:52,070 Anything for you, Mrs. Obama. 226 00:08:52,090 --> 00:08:53,370 Time to ghost, Grandpa Rick. 227 00:08:53,390 --> 00:08:55,770 Righty-right. Meet me at the car. 228 00:08:55,790 --> 00:08:58,223 One of these has to be hers. Where'd she go? 229 00:08:58,240 --> 00:08:59,609 I guess we'll have to start without her. 230 00:08:59,610 --> 00:09:00,630 Oh, her loss. 231 00:09:00,650 --> 00:09:02,430 B-b-blaaaaaaaaah! 232 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:06,416 Whoo! Planet number two, let's do it! 233 00:09:06,430 --> 00:09:08,470 Sorry, I took so long. I had to ditch some clingers. 234 00:09:08,490 --> 00:09:10,550 Let's do it. Up the, y'all. 235 00:09:10,570 --> 00:09:12,910 - Geez, you okay to drive? - Shiii! 236 00:09:12,930 --> 00:09:14,950 'Course, I-I-I'm mable. 237 00:09:14,970 --> 00:09:16,324 Buckle up. 238 00:09:20,730 --> 00:09:22,580 Yeah! 239 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:23,832 Whoo! 240 00:09:23,850 --> 00:09:26,570 - The best week of my life! - Hello. 241 00:09:26,590 --> 00:09:28,002 - What was that? - Nothin'. 242 00:09:28,020 --> 00:09:31,150 Who wants to see the most radadelic lady-version 243 00:09:31,170 --> 00:09:32,590 of a super hero? 244 00:09:32,610 --> 00:09:34,425 - Fire! - Water! 245 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:36,730 - Air! - And Dirt! 246 00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:42,630 Oh, no, the convention. Morty, wake up! 247 00:09:42,650 --> 00:09:43,719 - We overslept. - What's happening? 248 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:45,090 Hey, there's a little boy on her! 249 00:09:45,110 --> 00:09:46,770 Oh, d-d-drop the curtain! 250 00:09:46,790 --> 00:09:48,710 - There is no curtain! - Idiots, zap her away! 251 00:09:48,730 --> 00:09:50,430 No, no, no. Wait, I-I... 252 00:09:50,450 --> 00:09:51,570 - Whoa! - Security! 253 00:09:51,590 --> 00:09:53,196 What did you do? B-Bring her back! 254 00:09:53,210 --> 00:09:54,449 - No! Let me go! - Sorry, folks. 255 00:09:54,450 --> 00:09:56,270 Planetina will be back in a moment. 256 00:09:56,290 --> 00:09:59,690 Until then, who wants a limited edition Funko 257 00:09:59,710 --> 00:10:01,494 for only $50? 258 00:10:01,510 --> 00:10:03,290 This is very bad. 259 00:10:03,310 --> 00:10:04,850 We are about to close deal. 260 00:10:04,870 --> 00:10:07,150 - We cannot afford controversy. - Don't you worry. 261 00:10:07,170 --> 00:10:09,793 I know how ta deal with this Morty kid. 262 00:10:14,270 --> 00:10:17,550 Hey, a bunch of us are going over to Hibler's place 263 00:10:17,580 --> 00:10:18,910 to shoot ourselves. 264 00:10:18,930 --> 00:10:20,170 Y-You want to come with? 265 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:22,570 Sorry, but no man's tying down Sum-Sum tonight. 266 00:10:22,590 --> 00:10:24,886 - Hit the dicks. - Your loss, honey. 267 00:10:24,900 --> 00:10:27,696 You could have had allllllll this. 268 00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:29,750 Hey, check it out! 269 00:10:29,770 --> 00:10:30,969 There's old people dancing! 270 00:10:40,790 --> 00:10:42,550 Damn, girl. Your moves is tight. 271 00:10:42,570 --> 00:10:43,790 - Hello. - Rick! 272 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:46,250 What the WTF is that Morglutzian doing here? 273 00:10:46,270 --> 00:10:48,376 Morglutzian? She's... She's not Morglutzian. 274 00:10:48,390 --> 00:10:50,910 She's the only blue person here without three eyes! 275 00:10:50,930 --> 00:10:53,570 Okay, fine. B-Busted. Thi-Thi-This is, uh, Daphne. 276 00:10:53,590 --> 00:10:55,089 Daphne, this is Summer, my granddaughter. 277 00:10:55,090 --> 00:10:57,256 Granddaughter? Hello. 278 00:10:57,270 --> 00:10:58,839 Daphne heard about our little party crawl, 279 00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:00,119 and I told her she could come with. 280 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:01,137 I-I-In the trunk. 281 00:11:01,140 --> 00:11:02,470 What in the actual, Rick? 282 00:11:02,500 --> 00:11:04,030 We said no commitments! 283 00:11:04,050 --> 00:11:06,930 This was to be our Apocalypse Party-crawl! 284 00:11:06,950 --> 00:11:08,227 You broke the rules! 285 00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:10,406 Squares follow rules, Summer. Daphne's down to freak. 286 00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:12,936 She's up for any sick, nasty thing I want to do. 287 00:11:12,950 --> 00:11:14,984 - Hello. - Oh, yeah, baby. 288 00:11:18,150 --> 00:11:19,610 All right, fellas, take five. 289 00:11:19,630 --> 00:11:21,616 He ain't gonna give me any trouble. 290 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:23,350 Where's Planetina? 291 00:11:23,370 --> 00:11:24,969 - Don't you worry about her. - I want to see her! 292 00:11:24,970 --> 00:11:27,686 Planetina's got a lot of responsibilities. 293 00:11:27,700 --> 00:11:30,626 People depend on her. And you, my friend, 294 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:32,830 are a distraction we can't afford right now. 295 00:11:32,850 --> 00:11:34,420 She's just a product to you, isn't she? 296 00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:35,930 Something to make money off of. 297 00:11:35,950 --> 00:11:37,530 W-Well, Planetina's more than that. 298 00:11:37,550 --> 00:11:39,592 She's a brilliant, living thing, and I love her. 299 00:11:39,610 --> 00:11:41,678 Oh, you love her? Well, guess what. 300 00:11:42,540 --> 00:11:43,972 We own her. 301 00:11:43,990 --> 00:11:45,366 But not for long, of course. 302 00:11:45,380 --> 00:11:47,725 We're gonna sell her to some Arab overseas. 303 00:11:47,740 --> 00:11:49,150 Fire. 304 00:11:49,170 --> 00:11:51,562 As for you, maybe she won't love you so much 305 00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:53,523 if you ain't so pretty no more. 306 00:11:53,530 --> 00:11:55,149 - Stop! Yah! - Ow! 307 00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:57,510 Y-You want to with me? Do you? 308 00:11:57,530 --> 00:11:59,070 Stupid shit hole! 309 00:11:59,090 --> 00:12:00,970 Aaaaaah! 310 00:12:00,990 --> 00:12:03,059 Boss, what's happening? Let us in! 311 00:12:03,060 --> 00:12:05,243 Aah! 312 00:12:05,260 --> 00:12:06,911 Fire! 313 00:12:08,140 --> 00:12:10,230 Fire! 314 00:12:11,210 --> 00:12:13,070 Can we conclude our business? 315 00:12:13,090 --> 00:12:16,590 I'm eager to celebrate my purchase of Planetina over dinner, 316 00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:19,170 and these infant seals aren't getting any younger. 317 00:12:19,180 --> 00:12:20,906 Momentarily, comrade. 318 00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:23,176 Soon, our partner will return. 319 00:12:23,190 --> 00:12:25,304 Ugh! What is taking Eddie so long? 320 00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:26,846 His phone keep going to voicemail. 321 00:12:31,110 --> 00:12:33,056 Just kidding. It's Eddie. Go yourself. 322 00:12:34,130 --> 00:12:35,732 Which one of you ordered a pizza? 323 00:12:35,750 --> 00:12:37,567 No one order pizza. What is this? 324 00:12:37,580 --> 00:12:41,446 Well, I got a cheesy Italian, extra crispy just for you. 325 00:12:42,490 --> 00:12:44,596 I know those cheek bones like they're me own! 326 00:12:44,610 --> 00:12:46,190 - It's Eddie! - Mother! 327 00:12:46,210 --> 00:12:47,370 - Kill him! - Stone! 328 00:12:47,390 --> 00:12:48,400 - Stone! - Fire! 329 00:12:50,550 --> 00:12:51,831 Aah! 330 00:12:54,770 --> 00:12:56,210 Airs! 331 00:12:57,190 --> 00:12:58,910 Cold Water! Cold Water! 332 00:12:58,930 --> 00:13:00,710 Dirt! 333 00:13:00,730 --> 00:13:02,800 Fire! 334 00:13:02,820 --> 00:13:03,968 Wa... 335 00:13:03,980 --> 00:13:06,054 Airs. 336 00:13:06,070 --> 00:13:09,250 Now we can be together, Planetina. 337 00:13:09,270 --> 00:13:11,060 I am an individual character. 338 00:13:11,070 --> 00:13:13,320 - I represent no group. - Fire! 339 00:13:13,340 --> 00:13:15,396 - Aaah! - Water! Dirt! Airs! 340 00:13:17,550 --> 00:13:18,780 Aah! 341 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:20,930 Not good! 342 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:24,910 Blib... 343 00:13:24,930 --> 00:13:26,150 Naga... 344 00:13:26,170 --> 00:13:27,250 Threve... 345 00:13:27,270 --> 00:13:29,490 Verillex... Gam! 346 00:13:29,510 --> 00:13:31,490 Happy Apocalypse! 347 00:13:31,510 --> 00:13:33,316 - Oh, my gaaah! - This is awful! 348 00:13:33,330 --> 00:13:34,480 Why were we cheering? 349 00:13:39,350 --> 00:13:41,856 Hello. Got any agua around here? 350 00:13:41,870 --> 00:13:43,170 Mama's got to hydrate. 351 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:44,390 Glove box. 352 00:13:44,410 --> 00:13:46,650 Oh, yeah. 353 00:13:47,670 --> 00:13:49,764 Rick is the coolest guy ever. 354 00:13:49,780 --> 00:13:51,182 We're total soul mates. 355 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:54,050 He's gonna show me the wonders of the universe. 356 00:13:54,070 --> 00:13:55,670 Ha! Once we get to the next planet, 357 00:13:55,690 --> 00:13:58,130 Grandpa Rick is gonna ditch you, like, so fast. 358 00:13:58,150 --> 00:14:00,024 - Oh, is that so? - Uh-huh, 359 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:02,190 nobody is tying that guy down... ever. 360 00:14:02,210 --> 00:14:04,654 The only chick seeing the universe with Rick is me. 361 00:14:04,670 --> 00:14:07,698 Not if I keep Rick's mouth full of these. 362 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,284 Oh, my... Oh, my God. 363 00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:12,620 Oh, yeah. That's right, girlfriend. 364 00:14:12,630 --> 00:14:14,616 This is what you're up against. 365 00:14:14,630 --> 00:14:16,626 Wars were fought over these. 366 00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:20,010 They've ruined kings, inspired presidents. 367 00:14:20,030 --> 00:14:22,797 A hundred songs and nine national anthems 368 00:14:22,810 --> 00:14:24,696 have been written about them. 369 00:14:24,710 --> 00:14:28,010 Best set of elbow-titties on Morglutz. 370 00:14:28,030 --> 00:14:32,490 And now, thanks to Rick, the best in the galaxy. 371 00:14:32,510 --> 00:14:33,770 You want me to put them away? 372 00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,050 - Please. - Sure. 373 00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:37,770 But only because you're Rick's granddaughter. 374 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:39,090 Daph? Daphne? 375 00:14:39,110 --> 00:14:41,310 Where are ya, baby? Papa needs some more elbow grease. 376 00:14:41,330 --> 00:14:44,210 Comin'! Ya might want to keep your eyes on the road. 377 00:14:44,230 --> 00:14:46,510 It's about to get sloppy. 378 00:14:46,530 --> 00:14:48,316 - Hello! - Hello. 379 00:14:48,330 --> 00:14:50,700 Ugh! 380 00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:53,880 Then I put my sunglasses on and walked out like nothing happened. 381 00:14:53,900 --> 00:14:56,581 I'm finally free. All because of Morty. 382 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,230 What a romantic story 383 00:14:58,250 --> 00:15:00,670 about our son killing a room full of people. 384 00:15:00,690 --> 00:15:02,211 Your turn. 385 00:15:02,230 --> 00:15:03,430 Uh, seven. 386 00:15:03,450 --> 00:15:05,715 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven! 387 00:15:05,730 --> 00:15:08,200 Oyyy, don't punch my lunch! 388 00:15:08,220 --> 00:15:09,410 A-ha! Eat it! 389 00:15:09,430 --> 00:15:10,670 I'm out of food cards. 390 00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:12,876 How 'bout I loan you two quiche at 10%? 391 00:15:12,890 --> 00:15:14,550 That's so generous. 392 00:15:14,570 --> 00:15:16,184 My turn! 393 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:18,186 Double sixes, baby! 394 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:20,370 - One, two, three... - So, what's next for Planetina? 395 00:15:20,390 --> 00:15:22,660 Well, now that I'm not distracted by book signings 396 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:23,691 and publicity stunts, 397 00:15:23,710 --> 00:15:26,270 Morty and I can concentrate on more important things. 398 00:15:26,290 --> 00:15:28,490 - Like school. - Like moving in. 399 00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:30,230 Planetina doesn't have a place to stay now, 400 00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:31,509 so I said she could live with us. 401 00:15:31,510 --> 00:15:32,825 Holy shit. Morty, no. 402 00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:34,129 - I'm so full! - What do you mean, no? 403 00:15:34,130 --> 00:15:35,750 - Whoo! - Don't punch my lunch. 404 00:15:35,770 --> 00:15:37,330 I wouldn't be a burden, Mrs. Smith. 405 00:15:37,350 --> 00:15:40,570 I only want to spend as much time as possible with your son. 406 00:15:40,590 --> 00:15:42,776 My son is 14, miss. 407 00:15:42,790 --> 00:15:44,545 I'm sorry, Morty. You're way too young. 408 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:46,990 But y-y-y-you were a teenager when Dad got you pregnant. 409 00:15:47,010 --> 00:15:50,270 I was 17! That's at least 26 in boy years. 410 00:15:50,290 --> 00:15:53,110 I'm sure Planetina is very nice, but when you're a teenager, 411 00:15:53,130 --> 00:15:54,472 love is fleeting, at best. 412 00:15:54,490 --> 00:15:55,910 You underestimate Morty. 413 00:15:55,930 --> 00:15:57,690 He is a very mature young man. 414 00:15:57,710 --> 00:15:59,518 See, Mom? I told you! 415 00:15:59,530 --> 00:16:01,680 This is not happening. End of discussion. 416 00:16:01,700 --> 00:16:04,066 Planetina, I think you should leave, please. 417 00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:06,900 - Okay, Mrs. Smith. - Oh, no! 418 00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:07,930 Mom, I hate you! 419 00:16:07,950 --> 00:16:09,509 - You suck! - Hey, now, it's only a game. 420 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:10,529 - Shut up! - Okay. 421 00:16:10,530 --> 00:16:12,290 My whole life, I've never fit in anywhere. 422 00:16:12,310 --> 00:16:14,409 Everything I have to say is always met with an eye roll 423 00:16:14,410 --> 00:16:17,570 as if the act of hearing what I have to say is some exhausting chore. 424 00:16:17,590 --> 00:16:20,290 Nobody in this family thinks I can say or do anything right! 425 00:16:20,310 --> 00:16:22,449 I've been all over the universe, met hundreds of people, 426 00:16:22,450 --> 00:16:24,589 and Planetina's the only one I've ever met 427 00:16:24,590 --> 00:16:26,210 that makes me feel like I belong, 428 00:16:26,230 --> 00:16:27,809 and you just kicked her out of our house! 429 00:16:27,810 --> 00:16:30,550 - Morty, please... - I will never forgive you for this! 430 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:40,530 Morty! Morty, come back! 431 00:17:15,650 --> 00:17:18,040 Get out! All of you, get out of there! 432 00:17:18,060 --> 00:17:21,470 - You're killing the planet! - Your people didn't get the votes. 433 00:17:21,490 --> 00:17:22,977 Leave, or I'll have you arrested. 434 00:17:22,990 --> 00:17:24,770 It's you people who should be arrested. 435 00:17:24,790 --> 00:17:27,816 Gutting the land, poisoning the air your children breathe? 436 00:17:27,830 --> 00:17:30,470 - Can't you see what you're doing? - Easy for you to say! 437 00:17:30,499 --> 00:17:31,686 You can live how you want! 438 00:17:31,700 --> 00:17:33,670 We need the jobs. Let's go, boys. 439 00:17:33,690 --> 00:17:35,531 She can't stop us. 440 00:17:35,550 --> 00:17:38,070 - W-We'll get them next time. - There's no time left! 441 00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:40,359 Can't you hear the Earth screaming? 442 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,810 - You filthy murderers! - Planetina, stop it! 443 00:17:42,830 --> 00:17:46,889 There's only one solution for Earth's pollution! 444 00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:49,712 Oh, my God, no. 445 00:17:57,070 --> 00:17:59,221 No! 446 00:18:02,380 --> 00:18:05,430 I can't believe I'm banging my co-workers. And I'm the boss! 447 00:18:05,450 --> 00:18:08,256 This gay sex with my Dad is terrific! 448 00:18:08,270 --> 00:18:09,607 What was I thinking? 449 00:18:09,620 --> 00:18:11,210 It'll all be over soon! 450 00:18:11,230 --> 00:18:13,480 Last chance to pee on me! Anyone? 451 00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:15,160 Okay, Grandpa, the meteor's almost here. 452 00:18:15,180 --> 00:18:17,573 - We can go now. - Ah, nah, we still got time. 453 00:18:17,590 --> 00:18:19,996 Well, then stop being in love and start having fun. 454 00:18:20,010 --> 00:18:22,666 Ah, love's pretty fun, Summer. Just give it a chance. 455 00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:23,930 It's not even real love! 456 00:18:23,950 --> 00:18:26,390 Daphne's just with you so she can keep surviving! 457 00:18:26,410 --> 00:18:28,590 Ah, the young... so naive. 458 00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:36,610 Eww, gross. 459 00:18:50,110 --> 00:18:52,316 Congratulations, Ferkisians! 460 00:18:52,330 --> 00:18:53,490 Your apocalypse is aborted. 461 00:18:53,510 --> 00:18:55,090 And, Grandpa, you and I can go home. 462 00:18:55,110 --> 00:18:56,390 Daphne, you may come with. 463 00:18:56,410 --> 00:18:58,550 If you want to and don't have to. 464 00:18:58,570 --> 00:18:59,949 I don't know what you're getting at, Summer. 465 00:18:59,950 --> 00:19:02,743 Obviously, Daphne wants to... 466 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:05,776 Aw, you cold bitch. Hello? 467 00:19:05,790 --> 00:19:07,915 Goodbye. 468 00:19:07,930 --> 00:19:10,330 Hey, she's the one that saved the world! 469 00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:12,030 Now we got to go to work tomorrow! 470 00:19:13,370 --> 00:19:14,505 You. 471 00:19:17,090 --> 00:19:18,960 Sorry I messed things up with Daphne. 472 00:19:18,980 --> 00:19:20,370 Just shut up. I get it. 473 00:19:20,390 --> 00:19:22,470 - Really? You're not mad? - I'm furious. 474 00:19:24,410 --> 00:19:26,800 But I have to admit, it was pretty Rick of you 475 00:19:26,820 --> 00:19:29,010 to avert an apocalypse in a tantrum of cynicism 476 00:19:29,030 --> 00:19:31,666 just to destroy one dumb relationship. 477 00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:33,590 Still, sorry. 478 00:19:33,610 --> 00:19:36,250 Eh, I would've done the same for you. 479 00:19:36,270 --> 00:19:38,170 Promise? 480 00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:40,190 - Love you, Grandpa Rick. - Don't make it weird. 481 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:57,798 Please go. I-I-I can't see you anymore. 482 00:19:57,810 --> 00:19:59,750 Don't you even want to try to make it work? 483 00:19:59,770 --> 00:20:02,720 - We were so close. - You murdered 300 people. 484 00:20:02,730 --> 00:20:04,054 And you murdered my kids. 485 00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:06,436 They were gonna sell you away forever. 486 00:20:06,450 --> 00:20:08,090 Eddie was trying to kill me! 487 00:20:08,110 --> 00:20:10,090 Th-Those miners were innocent. 488 00:20:10,110 --> 00:20:12,830 Those innocent miners voted men into power 489 00:20:12,850 --> 00:20:14,070 to protect their precious jobs 490 00:20:14,090 --> 00:20:15,449 so they can buy more plastic garbage 491 00:20:15,450 --> 00:20:16,999 and eat the corpses of tortured animals. 492 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,870 The system is broken, Morty. 493 00:20:18,890 --> 00:20:22,210 This is the only way I can save Earth, 494 00:20:22,230 --> 00:20:24,030 the only way I can save you. 495 00:20:24,050 --> 00:20:27,126 If that's the only way, I-I don't want to be saved. 496 00:20:27,140 --> 00:20:31,490 - Please, go. - But... I love you. 497 00:20:31,970 --> 00:20:34,290 I-I-I can't... I-I can't love you. 498 00:20:34,310 --> 00:20:35,670 I-I just can't. 499 00:20:35,690 --> 00:20:38,110 - Please understand. - No. 500 00:20:38,130 --> 00:20:42,384 I'll go, but don't you dare ask me to understand. 501 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:44,762 Planetina, I-I'm so sorry. 502 00:20:46,330 --> 00:20:47,389 you. 503 00:20:58,610 --> 00:21:01,190 Morty? Are you all right? 504 00:21:01,210 --> 00:21:02,863 She's gone, Mom! She's gone! 505 00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:05,096 I loved her so much! 506 00:21:05,110 --> 00:21:06,836 I know you did, honey. 507 00:21:06,850 --> 00:21:09,510 Shh, Mommy's here. 508 00:21:55,130 --> 00:21:57,250 - Good morning. - 'Morning. 509 00:21:59,330 --> 00:22:01,880 - Slow day, huh? - Yep. 510 00:22:01,900 --> 00:22:04,170 Probably because everybody thought 511 00:22:04,190 --> 00:22:08,810 the world wouldn't be, you know, like, here today. 512 00:22:08,830 --> 00:22:10,510 - Mm-hmm. - Mom in back? 513 00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:12,250 Mom's not talking to us. 514 00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:13,890 Because we had sex? 515 00:22:13,910 --> 00:22:15,150 Yes. Uh, yeah. 516 00:22:15,170 --> 00:22:17,766 That makes sense. 517 00:22:17,780 --> 00:22:20,816 Happy birthday, by the way. 518 00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:27,865 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - www.addic7ed.com ...