1 00:00:15,310 --> 00:00:17,529 I gotta say, Morty, it's weird that you wanted me to come, 2 00:00:17,530 --> 00:00:19,470 but I'm actually exstyched about it... 3 00:00:19,490 --> 00:00:20,689 that's excited, stoked, and psyched. 4 00:00:20,690 --> 00:00:22,269 I didn't want you to come. Talk to Rick. 5 00:00:22,270 --> 00:00:24,189 Truth is, Summer, Boob World's been at the center 6 00:00:24,190 --> 00:00:26,570 of a few protests every day for 30 years, 7 00:00:26,590 --> 00:00:29,590 so they've recently rebranded as a boob empowerment experience, 8 00:00:29,610 --> 00:00:31,269 and if we bring a female, we get in for free. 9 00:00:31,270 --> 00:00:33,770 So, I'm, like, what, a Coke can you're taking to Six Flags? 10 00:00:33,790 --> 00:00:35,410 No, 'cause once you get into Six Flags, 11 00:00:35,430 --> 00:00:36,877 you can throw your Coke can away. 12 00:00:36,890 --> 00:00:37,975 No fucking way. 13 00:00:37,990 --> 00:00:39,408 It can't be. 14 00:00:41,650 --> 00:00:44,330 - Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit. - Oh, look at that. 15 00:00:44,350 --> 00:00:45,790 - What is it? - It's a GoTron ferret. 16 00:00:45,810 --> 00:00:47,508 It's not a GoTron ferret, Morty. 17 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:49,975 It's the blue GoTron ferret. 18 00:00:51,850 --> 00:00:53,840 - Boob World is canceled. - No, Rick, no. 19 00:00:53,860 --> 00:00:55,810 You promised. You always do this. 20 00:00:55,830 --> 00:00:57,429 Tell you what, Morty, I'll let you choose. 21 00:00:57,430 --> 00:00:58,989 - Do you really think Boob World... - Yes. 22 00:00:58,990 --> 00:01:00,750 - Let me finish. Is more important... - Yes. 23 00:01:00,770 --> 00:01:04,360 Let me finish! Than have all five of the only five GoTron ferrets 24 00:01:04,380 --> 00:01:05,420 in the universe? 25 00:01:05,430 --> 00:01:07,510 Are you finished? Yes. So, let's go. 26 00:01:07,530 --> 00:01:09,089 Summer, help me hook the winch up to the ferret. 27 00:01:09,090 --> 00:01:10,110 - Sure. - What the hell? 28 00:01:10,130 --> 00:01:11,638 You said you were letting me choose. 29 00:01:11,650 --> 00:01:13,747 Yeah, whether to break my fucking heart. 30 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:15,277 You chose badly. 31 00:01:15,290 --> 00:01:17,030 That's how it all began. 32 00:01:17,050 --> 00:01:19,150 To my sister, it was just another game. 33 00:01:19,170 --> 00:01:20,275 But what she didn't know... 34 00:01:20,290 --> 00:01:22,130 That was the moment everything changed. 35 00:01:22,150 --> 00:01:24,570 - Wait. What? - I had gotten my first taste of respect 36 00:01:24,590 --> 00:01:25,840 and my first voiceover. 37 00:01:25,860 --> 00:01:27,729 - I can hear you. Can you hear me? - And I knew then and there 38 00:01:27,730 --> 00:01:29,716 I wanted more of both. 39 00:01:29,730 --> 00:01:30,775 Hello? 40 00:01:58,360 --> 00:02:02,570 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - — www.addic7ed.com — 41 00:02:03,250 --> 00:02:04,769 Beth, Jerry, do something fun with us. 42 00:02:04,770 --> 00:02:07,130 A giant monster is attacking in the Nibblenug system. 43 00:02:07,150 --> 00:02:08,359 Your suits are in the bathroom. 44 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:09,490 Mine smells skeletony. 45 00:02:09,510 --> 00:02:10,908 I have a chiropractor appointment. 46 00:02:10,920 --> 00:02:12,241 What are you involving us in? 47 00:02:12,260 --> 00:02:13,830 Rick's been collecting GoTron ferrets, 48 00:02:13,850 --> 00:02:15,879 and now that he has all five, we can combine them into... 49 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:18,210 - Morty, for Christ's sake spoilers. - Spoilers, Morty. 50 00:02:18,230 --> 00:02:19,589 We don't need to sell this to anyone. 51 00:02:19,590 --> 00:02:21,219 There's a giant monster attacking. 52 00:02:21,220 --> 00:02:23,370 In the Nibblenug system. 53 00:02:23,390 --> 00:02:25,349 Since when does this house care about alien lives. 54 00:02:25,350 --> 00:02:26,889 We don't even watch British television. 55 00:02:26,890 --> 00:02:28,930 Told you. Let's just get Gene from next door 56 00:02:28,950 --> 00:02:30,516 - and a homeless guy. - No. Hold on. 57 00:02:30,530 --> 00:02:31,850 Fuck Gene. Fuck the homeless. 58 00:02:31,870 --> 00:02:33,820 Your kids and their grandpa are asking you to do 59 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:35,208 an activity with them. 60 00:02:35,220 --> 00:02:36,949 When did that stop being a parent's wettest dream? 61 00:02:36,950 --> 00:02:40,110 I guess around the time our family created a giant incest baby, 62 00:02:40,130 --> 00:02:42,041 and the government launched it into space. 63 00:02:42,042 --> 00:02:44,050 Oh, my God, we made a giant incest baby. 64 00:02:44,070 --> 00:02:45,577 Oh, my God, you might be a clone. 65 00:02:45,590 --> 00:02:47,516 I exist because you guys failed to abort me. 66 00:02:47,530 --> 00:02:49,470 We get the family we get, not the one we want. 67 00:02:49,490 --> 00:02:51,170 And if you want to keep the one you got, 68 00:02:51,190 --> 00:02:54,150 get your asses into some anime spacesuits. 69 00:02:54,170 --> 00:02:55,230 - Fair enough. - Okay. 70 00:02:55,250 --> 00:02:56,790 - Good work, Summer Camp. - Yeah. 71 00:02:56,810 --> 00:02:58,890 I'm exci-toked about this. 72 00:02:58,910 --> 00:03:00,916 Sure you are... now. 73 00:03:00,930 --> 00:03:02,710 Something new was forming, 74 00:03:02,730 --> 00:03:04,010 and I was at the bottom of it. 75 00:03:04,030 --> 00:03:05,449 I let Morty have his voiceover. 76 00:03:05,450 --> 00:03:06,710 It's really all he had left. 77 00:03:06,730 --> 00:03:07,970 Okay, can you hear me or not? 78 00:03:07,990 --> 00:03:09,590 Do you mean can I, Summer, hear you? 79 00:03:09,610 --> 00:03:11,880 No. My voiceover can hear your voiceover. 80 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:14,710 - What's the difference? - One would be telepathy, dumb-ass. 81 00:03:14,740 --> 00:03:16,990 - Now what? - Now, we... 82 00:03:17,010 --> 00:03:18,690 Go, Team GoTron! 83 00:03:24,430 --> 00:03:27,870 Where are we zip-lining through futuristic metallic tunnels to? 84 00:03:27,890 --> 00:03:30,270 Each robot ferret is at a different location on Earth. 85 00:03:30,290 --> 00:03:31,930 You're going to the center of a volcano. 86 00:03:31,950 --> 00:03:33,930 Thank you? 87 00:04:03,930 --> 00:04:06,830 - Okay, well, this isn't not fun. - Regroup on me. 88 00:04:06,850 --> 00:04:08,129 I'll shoot a portal to Nibblenug. 89 00:04:08,130 --> 00:04:10,570 Did I just monorail from my kitchen to Hawaii 90 00:04:10,590 --> 00:04:12,550 just to regroup in outer space above my kitchen? 91 00:04:12,570 --> 00:04:14,208 - Uh, Summer? - It's cool, Dad. Shut up. 92 00:04:22,540 --> 00:04:23,990 Everybody, attack one at a time! 93 00:04:24,010 --> 00:04:25,116 Is that the best way to... 94 00:04:25,130 --> 00:04:27,441 Tee up something awesome? Yes. Follow me. 95 00:04:30,860 --> 00:04:33,375 Guys, we did our best, but there's only one hope. 96 00:04:33,390 --> 00:04:36,375 Activating link-dock. Inter-Morphs... rad-ified. 97 00:04:36,390 --> 00:04:38,008 PostiTrinos... maximized. 98 00:04:46,490 --> 00:04:49,000 Holy shit, I-I can't believe this is working. 99 00:04:49,020 --> 00:04:51,008 Go, go, team! It's GoTron time! 100 00:04:55,170 --> 00:04:58,890 - Oh, my God. Hell yes! - This is amazing! 101 00:04:58,910 --> 00:05:00,369 Okay, now we can knock it around a little bit, 102 00:05:00,370 --> 00:05:02,009 but trust me, we're still building to something. 103 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:03,229 - How do we... - Just hit buttons. 104 00:05:03,230 --> 00:05:04,241 We're too big to fail. 105 00:05:07,690 --> 00:05:09,420 I kicked him! That was me, right? 106 00:05:09,430 --> 00:05:10,441 Uppercut! 107 00:05:10,450 --> 00:05:13,070 I can't believe I almost went to the chiropractor! 108 00:05:13,090 --> 00:05:14,775 I've been waiting a long time for this. 109 00:05:14,790 --> 00:05:16,775 Form Luminous Energy Sword! 110 00:05:17,841 --> 00:05:19,941 That's your ass, Mamma Jamma. 111 00:05:32,550 --> 00:05:33,730 I-I feel so alive. 112 00:05:33,740 --> 00:05:35,430 These were the good times, 113 00:05:35,450 --> 00:05:37,690 when we felt like we could do anything. 114 00:05:37,710 --> 00:05:40,116 But anything is never quite everything. 115 00:05:40,130 --> 00:05:41,370 And pretty soon... 116 00:05:41,390 --> 00:05:44,190 That was nothing... nothing compared to what we can do. 117 00:05:44,210 --> 00:05:45,530 There are infinite universes 118 00:05:45,550 --> 00:05:47,149 where I still don't have all five ferrets. 119 00:05:47,150 --> 00:05:48,441 Th-th-those versions of me 120 00:05:48,450 --> 00:05:50,249 would do anything to complete their collections. 121 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:52,770 Okay, but Rick, remember what you told me to remind you? 122 00:05:52,790 --> 00:05:54,108 Sometimes, enough is... 123 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:55,941 Sometimes, enough is enough. 124 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:57,247 Morty, what are you doing? 125 00:05:57,260 --> 00:05:58,570 He gets obsessed, Summer. 126 00:05:58,590 --> 00:06:00,775 - When are you going to find your shame? - I have more. 127 00:06:00,790 --> 00:06:03,170 Grandpa just gave everybody the high point of their lives, 128 00:06:03,190 --> 00:06:05,410 and before he did, every single one of you 129 00:06:05,420 --> 00:06:06,908 was trying to talk him out of it. 130 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:08,741 Wait. Yeah. Wha-wha-what the fuck! 131 00:06:08,750 --> 00:06:10,880 Now, he says we can go higher, and big surprise, 132 00:06:10,900 --> 00:06:12,270 it's time to drag him down again. 133 00:06:12,290 --> 00:06:13,990 - Well, I vote... - No voting. No debate. 134 00:06:14,010 --> 00:06:15,890 It's not a democracy. It's a Rickpublic. 135 00:06:15,910 --> 00:06:17,073 You're in or you're out. 136 00:06:17,074 --> 00:06:18,847 Obviously, I'm in. I never said I wasn't in. 137 00:06:18,860 --> 00:06:20,950 Me, neither. Tell us what we're doing next. 138 00:06:20,970 --> 00:06:22,419 Uh, I want to put together a cookout. 139 00:06:22,420 --> 00:06:25,050 That's it? I was honestly prepared to blow someone. 140 00:06:25,070 --> 00:06:27,408 - Jerry. - I said "prepared" and "someone." 141 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:35,739 Rick invited five versions of our family 142 00:06:35,740 --> 00:06:38,390 from different universes, each with incomplete GoTrons. 143 00:06:38,410 --> 00:06:39,669 I didn't have anyone to talk to, 144 00:06:39,670 --> 00:06:42,408 since the other four Mortys had been to Boob World. 145 00:06:42,420 --> 00:06:43,547 Did you walk on the beach? 146 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:44,640 The beach that's all boobs? 147 00:06:44,650 --> 00:06:46,110 No, the beach that's all sand. 148 00:06:46,130 --> 00:06:48,090 - Yes, the boob one! - Rick was in the garage 149 00:06:48,110 --> 00:06:50,110 with the heads of the five families. 150 00:06:50,130 --> 00:06:51,708 Ugh, and Summer. 151 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:52,941 In that first sit-down, 152 00:06:52,942 --> 00:06:53,960 it was Big Fat Rick, 153 00:06:53,980 --> 00:06:55,990 Ricardo Montaya, Hot Head Rick... 154 00:06:56,010 --> 00:06:58,219 he got that name because he was prone to dramatic outbursts, 155 00:06:58,220 --> 00:06:59,710 and Lil' Ricky Wrap-it-Up, 156 00:06:59,730 --> 00:07:01,510 who was always great at the end of a meeting. 157 00:07:01,540 --> 00:07:03,970 At the head of it all, me and Grandpa Rick. 158 00:07:03,990 --> 00:07:05,970 Now, don't get me wrong, C137, 159 00:07:05,990 --> 00:07:07,670 we're happy for your good fortune. 160 00:07:07,690 --> 00:07:09,350 But we did not travel to your universe 161 00:07:09,370 --> 00:07:10,941 just to have it rubbed in our faces. 162 00:07:10,950 --> 00:07:12,650 Come on, Big Fat Rick, you know your face 163 00:07:12,670 --> 00:07:13,984 is too small to rub anything on. 164 00:07:13,990 --> 00:07:15,975 My face is the same size as yours. 165 00:07:15,990 --> 00:07:18,190 Wow. Huh. Hold on. 166 00:07:18,210 --> 00:07:19,430 I'll be damned. 167 00:07:19,450 --> 00:07:21,447 You're so fat you're an optical illusion. 168 00:07:21,460 --> 00:07:22,550 Summer, give 'em the pitch. 169 00:07:22,570 --> 00:07:24,330 We're offering to help each of your families 170 00:07:24,350 --> 00:07:25,689 complete their full GoTrons. 171 00:07:26,710 --> 00:07:28,640 In exchange for some concessions. 172 00:07:28,660 --> 00:07:30,670 Ever since I was a little boy in the slums, 173 00:07:30,690 --> 00:07:32,790 I have dreamed of having a complete GoTron. 174 00:07:32,810 --> 00:07:34,050 But concessions? 175 00:07:34,070 --> 00:07:36,250 I hope you mean the kind from a counter. 176 00:07:36,270 --> 00:07:37,530 I hope she means ice cream! 177 00:07:37,550 --> 00:07:40,670 We'd like you to relocate your families to this universe, 178 00:07:40,690 --> 00:07:42,819 and let me make some modifications to the GoTrons... 179 00:07:42,820 --> 00:07:45,241 in the interest of us all working together. 180 00:07:45,250 --> 00:07:46,989 - Want to know what I think? - Sure, Hothead Rick, 181 00:07:46,990 --> 00:07:49,141 just don't unexpectedly fly off the handle. 182 00:07:49,150 --> 00:07:51,677 I think you guys got a lot of nerve acting better than us! 183 00:07:51,690 --> 00:07:53,847 This is the family that made a giant incest baby! 184 00:07:53,860 --> 00:07:55,810 Had the government launch it into space! 185 00:07:55,830 --> 00:07:57,629 It's still floatin' around out there somewhere! 186 00:07:57,630 --> 00:07:58,949 Are we ever gonna live that down? 187 00:07:58,950 --> 00:08:01,490 If I get a full GoTron, it won't be by kissing your ass, 188 00:08:01,520 --> 00:08:04,508 it'll be by taking what's mine... yours! 189 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:06,341 Hey! Gross! No need. 190 00:08:06,350 --> 00:08:08,650 And you were driving... a ferret? 191 00:08:08,670 --> 00:08:11,175 We all are, moron! Give me key! 192 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:15,970 You'll regret this, you level-headed fucks. 193 00:08:20,790 --> 00:08:22,429 Obviously, we predicted that might happen, 194 00:08:22,430 --> 00:08:24,470 which is why we have Yo-Yo Rick on standby. 195 00:08:24,490 --> 00:08:25,708 Anybody got beef with Yo-Yo? 196 00:08:25,720 --> 00:08:27,700 Some people think he's lame, 197 00:08:27,720 --> 00:08:30,310 but to me, he's lame in a cool way because he owns it. 198 00:08:30,330 --> 00:08:33,070 Cool. That concludes business. Lil' Ricky Wrap it Up? 199 00:08:33,090 --> 00:08:35,350 Raise 'em up, boys! Oh-pah! 200 00:08:35,370 --> 00:08:38,420 And so, we helped our people find their ferrets. 201 00:08:38,450 --> 00:08:40,700 How they got them, not our problem. 202 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:42,370 Then, we got down to business. 203 00:08:42,390 --> 00:08:43,516 Here's how it worked... 204 00:08:43,530 --> 00:08:45,641 if a giant monster attacked your planet, 205 00:08:45,660 --> 00:08:46,927 we all got the alert. 206 00:09:05,750 --> 00:09:07,899 We formed five GoTrons. 207 00:09:07,900 --> 00:09:10,075 And those GoTrons formed the GoGoTron. 208 00:09:10,090 --> 00:09:11,441 Go, GoGoTron! 209 00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:16,975 I will never get sick of this! 210 00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:18,719 If you were a giant monster at that time, 211 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:21,108 in our universe, you never had a chance. 212 00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:30,290 Mine needs a weapon like a Yo-Yo. 213 00:09:30,310 --> 00:09:32,550 And a Yo-Yo on the chest. Are you listening to me? 214 00:09:32,570 --> 00:09:34,341 I-I need you to respect this partnership. 215 00:09:34,350 --> 00:09:36,150 I kept Rick removed from the ugly stuff. 216 00:09:36,170 --> 00:09:39,208 If you got in his way, I got you out of the way. 217 00:09:39,220 --> 00:09:41,170 And that made more room to move up. 218 00:09:41,190 --> 00:09:43,760 The head of my right arm. 219 00:09:43,780 --> 00:09:46,710 Me? I ended up the left foot of the left foot... 220 00:09:46,740 --> 00:09:49,008 I guess because our robot didn't have an asshole. 221 00:09:49,020 --> 00:09:50,150 Well, it had one. 222 00:09:50,170 --> 00:09:52,520 Bitch! When are you gonna stop breaking my balls? 223 00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:54,690 - You win, okay? - We're not competing, Morty. 224 00:09:54,710 --> 00:09:56,450 And there's your answer. I could move you up 225 00:09:56,470 --> 00:09:58,170 if I could trust you to put family first. 226 00:09:58,190 --> 00:09:59,940 H-how is that putting family first? 227 00:09:59,960 --> 00:10:02,220 Show me all the blueprints! Show me all the blueprints! 228 00:10:02,230 --> 00:10:03,630 I agree. That's an issue. 229 00:10:03,650 --> 00:10:05,550 Big Fat Rick, his flask stays full 230 00:10:05,570 --> 00:10:07,041 or your locker gets empty. Thanks. 231 00:10:07,050 --> 00:10:08,810 I know it feels good when he likes you, 232 00:10:08,820 --> 00:10:11,308 but that doesn't mean him liking you makes you good. 233 00:10:11,310 --> 00:10:14,008 Solid babble, Morty... like a fortune cookie written by Borat. 234 00:10:14,020 --> 00:10:15,390 Yeah, I'm not as smart as you. 235 00:10:15,410 --> 00:10:16,749 That's why I know you know what I mean. 236 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:18,570 You mean, if I really loved my family, 237 00:10:18,590 --> 00:10:21,030 I'd give control of it back to your jealous ass. 238 00:10:21,050 --> 00:10:23,329 Green Ferret Four needs a wash, and we're out of detergent. 239 00:10:23,330 --> 00:10:25,290 - I just bought a box. - And Grandpa snorted it 240 00:10:25,310 --> 00:10:28,308 - because you make him feel fenced in. - Sum-Sum? 241 00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:31,800 Get two boxes. 242 00:10:33,950 --> 00:10:36,208 We evacuated one of the planets we saved, 243 00:10:36,210 --> 00:10:37,708 and built a secret nightclub on it, 244 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:39,310 a place no enemies could find us... 245 00:10:39,330 --> 00:10:40,470 unless you count my brother. 246 00:10:40,490 --> 00:10:42,450 I didn't even have my own ferret anymore. 247 00:10:42,470 --> 00:10:43,589 Summer made me something called 248 00:10:43,590 --> 00:10:46,980 an "associate security chief"... whatever the hell that means. 249 00:10:47,010 --> 00:10:49,770 Look at this guy. And look at this guy. 250 00:10:49,790 --> 00:10:51,310 Look-look at this guy over here. 251 00:10:53,290 --> 00:10:55,810 Oh, there she is! My Baby Princess! 252 00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:58,138 Get up here. Stop the music. 253 00:10:58,150 --> 00:11:02,230 This. Is. Our. Queef... O-our Queen. 254 00:11:02,250 --> 00:11:04,830 She saved my life. She-she set me free. 255 00:11:04,850 --> 00:11:07,690 We wouldn't have what we have without this crazy bitch. 256 00:11:07,710 --> 00:11:09,350 And she's got a special announcement. 257 00:11:09,370 --> 00:11:11,130 Summer, tell 'em wha-what we talked about. 258 00:11:11,150 --> 00:11:12,375 Now? I don't think... 259 00:11:12,390 --> 00:11:13,841 Okay, I'll do it. God damn. 260 00:11:13,850 --> 00:11:15,810 The new job did have some perks... 261 00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:18,010 like, I got to be around the night Summer realized 262 00:11:18,030 --> 00:11:21,310 - she was in over her head. - Okay, okay, I've got 90 extra ferrets, 263 00:11:21,330 --> 00:11:22,977 which means I need 10 more, 264 00:11:22,990 --> 00:11:25,790 and then four of you get your own GoGoTron, 265 00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:28,170 and 20% of you get a GoTron, 266 00:11:28,190 --> 00:11:31,775 'cause we're all gonna have a fucking GoGoGoTron. 267 00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:34,708 He's very excited. Um... 268 00:11:34,710 --> 00:11:36,770 Oh-pah! 269 00:11:39,460 --> 00:11:40,830 I hate my family. 270 00:11:40,850 --> 00:11:43,408 You should. Get in. 271 00:11:43,420 --> 00:11:46,210 How's it going with your grandpa's compulsiveness? 272 00:11:46,230 --> 00:11:48,675 Is your sister still enabling it? Huh? 273 00:11:48,690 --> 00:11:49,941 Who are you people? 274 00:11:49,950 --> 00:11:52,441 Let's just say we're the rightful owners of these ferrets. 275 00:11:52,450 --> 00:11:54,975 Then, why were they scattered, and buried across the universe? 276 00:11:54,980 --> 00:11:57,990 We mean in a more general, cultural sense. Arrrgh! 277 00:11:58,010 --> 00:12:00,190 What your grandpa did is called "appropriation." 278 00:12:00,210 --> 00:12:01,990 Not cool! Hunnnnngh! 279 00:12:02,010 --> 00:12:03,359 Look, Morty, we've been watching. 280 00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:05,541 We know you're the one that knows what's best. 281 00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:07,070 Work with us from the inside. 282 00:12:07,090 --> 00:12:08,950 Help us take over this operation. 283 00:12:08,980 --> 00:12:11,350 We're literally designed for it. Mm-hmmmmmm! 284 00:12:11,370 --> 00:12:12,747 Nobody will know it was you. 285 00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:15,108 Then, you can get back to what's important. 286 00:12:15,120 --> 00:12:16,808 Are those Boob Bucks? 287 00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:21,050 Legal tender at every kiosk and ride! Huuunh! 288 00:12:21,070 --> 00:12:22,150 I can't. 289 00:12:22,170 --> 00:12:24,941 Summer's treating me like shit, but she's still my sister. 290 00:12:24,950 --> 00:12:26,350 That's really noble, Morty. 291 00:12:26,370 --> 00:12:28,830 If you were in our family, your loyalty would be rewarded. 292 00:12:28,850 --> 00:12:30,190 But you're not in our family, 293 00:12:30,210 --> 00:12:32,159 - which means we can kill you. - Oh, yeah? 294 00:12:40,530 --> 00:12:41,730 And sure enough, 295 00:12:41,750 --> 00:12:44,250 just when I stuck my neck out for the family, 296 00:12:44,270 --> 00:12:45,590 it got stomped on anyway. 297 00:12:47,420 --> 00:12:48,608 - Dad! - Mom! Dad! 298 00:12:54,070 --> 00:12:55,870 Hothead Rick, baby! 299 00:12:57,220 --> 00:12:59,508 I set myself up for that! 300 00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:01,589 - What the hell happened? - Hothead Rick. 301 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:03,141 How did he get so close to us? 302 00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:04,649 - Morty was supposed to be security! - Morty? 303 00:13:04,650 --> 00:13:06,500 I-I-I stepped away, all right? 304 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:07,910 But-but not to let that happen! 305 00:13:07,930 --> 00:13:09,710 Morty, we're not attractive strangers 306 00:13:09,730 --> 00:13:11,150 next to you on a flight to Paris, 307 00:13:11,170 --> 00:13:12,950 traveling alone to get over a breakup, 308 00:13:12,970 --> 00:13:14,616 so this is no time to be coy! 309 00:13:14,630 --> 00:13:16,841 - Oh... pah. - Lil' Ricky. 310 00:13:16,860 --> 00:13:18,508 I'm all wrapped up, Summer. 311 00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:20,230 Guys, I know you don't trust me, 312 00:13:20,250 --> 00:13:21,616 but what have we become? 313 00:13:21,630 --> 00:13:23,077 Why are we doing this anymore? 314 00:13:23,090 --> 00:13:24,975 Because it's fun, you little rat. 315 00:13:24,990 --> 00:13:26,447 Now go home, and play video games 316 00:13:26,460 --> 00:13:27,569 while we clean up these bodies, 317 00:13:27,570 --> 00:13:29,910 or your mother and I will hire people to break your knees! 318 00:13:29,930 --> 00:13:32,330 This is $16,000 we got from the deep state 319 00:13:32,350 --> 00:13:33,730 for stepping on that trailer park. 320 00:13:33,750 --> 00:13:35,689 That should be enough for school lunch and home repairs. 321 00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:38,040 - Now, I gotta turn my back on you. - No! 322 00:13:38,041 --> 00:13:39,789 With Morty out of the way, 323 00:13:39,790 --> 00:13:40,870 things were looking up. 324 00:13:41,700 --> 00:13:43,270 But looks aren't everything. 325 00:13:45,420 --> 00:13:46,610 Hi, Summer. 326 00:13:46,630 --> 00:13:48,790 Um, my cockpit's not getting Wi-Fi. 327 00:13:48,810 --> 00:13:50,409 Dad, you know that's not what I do around here. 328 00:13:50,410 --> 00:13:52,210 Oh, I'm not your dad. I'm a version of him. 329 00:13:52,230 --> 00:13:53,570 This is my first day here, 330 00:13:53,590 --> 00:13:55,730 and I-I'm not sure what you do around here. 331 00:13:55,750 --> 00:13:57,675 - Then fuck off. - Oh, fuck you. 332 00:13:57,690 --> 00:13:59,508 Excuse me? I want your ID. 333 00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:03,010 Mom. Are you Mom? 334 00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:04,770 Can you control your rookie Jerrys? 335 00:14:04,790 --> 00:14:06,950 Sweetie, we're all a little overwhelmed. 336 00:14:06,970 --> 00:14:08,870 Good point. You're not a war-time mom. 337 00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:10,510 Why don't you find your version of Dad, 338 00:14:10,530 --> 00:14:12,310 and take a break, take a holiday? 339 00:14:13,390 --> 00:14:15,099 I don't have time to wait for your confirmation, 340 00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:16,789 so let's just say, if you're here in 10 minutes, 341 00:14:16,790 --> 00:14:18,420 I'll have you removed. 342 00:14:18,430 --> 00:14:20,630 And then, the GoTrons make the GoTrons, 343 00:14:20,650 --> 00:14:22,770 make the GoTrons, make the GoTrons. 344 00:14:24,050 --> 00:14:26,370 Couple of snags, but I know how to speed things up. 345 00:14:26,390 --> 00:14:27,689 Remember when we talked 346 00:14:27,690 --> 00:14:29,170 about how the best thing we could do 347 00:14:29,190 --> 00:14:31,370 for the family is to recruit outside the family? 348 00:14:31,390 --> 00:14:32,590 Yes. Way ahead of you. 349 00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:34,070 Summer, I want you to meet Kendra. 350 00:14:34,090 --> 00:14:35,610 She's from a temp agency. 351 00:14:35,630 --> 00:14:37,529 She's got an entire workforce ready to go, 352 00:14:37,530 --> 00:14:40,530 and all of them have previous giant robot pilot experience. 353 00:14:40,550 --> 00:14:42,441 So, we'll be ready to go ahead of schedule. 354 00:14:42,450 --> 00:14:43,919 Well, I don't know about that, but... 355 00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:45,608 Well, Kendra knows. So... 356 00:14:45,620 --> 00:14:47,408 So... 357 00:14:51,990 --> 00:14:53,570 You here to break my legs? 358 00:14:53,590 --> 00:14:55,430 No. We're here to talk shit about your sister, 359 00:14:55,450 --> 00:14:56,641 because she just fired us. 360 00:14:56,650 --> 00:14:58,450 - You're kidding. - Arrogant little bitch. 361 00:14:58,470 --> 00:15:00,710 - Should we clip her? - No. She's not worth doing time. 362 00:15:00,740 --> 00:15:03,297 You wouldn't do time. You brought her into the world. 363 00:15:03,310 --> 00:15:04,710 So, I can take her out. 364 00:15:04,740 --> 00:15:05,859 You thought there was an actual law? 365 00:15:05,860 --> 00:15:07,290 It's a joke mothers say. 366 00:15:07,310 --> 00:15:09,450 What kind of fucked up world have you been living in? 367 00:15:09,470 --> 00:15:11,330 Uh, one where your mother murdering you 368 00:15:11,340 --> 00:15:12,530 isn't a comedic premise? 369 00:15:12,550 --> 00:15:14,550 Guys, there's a little adjustment period, 370 00:15:14,570 --> 00:15:16,309 but pretty soon, you're gonna to return to normal, 371 00:15:16,310 --> 00:15:17,669 and you're not going to want to kill Summer. 372 00:15:17,670 --> 00:15:18,949 You're not even gonna be mad at her. 373 00:15:18,950 --> 00:15:20,227 Nah, fuck her. She's my enemy. 374 00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:22,419 Should we kill ourselves, so we can get to hell before her, 375 00:15:22,420 --> 00:15:24,450 - and hide near the entrance? - Uh. I like that. 376 00:15:26,110 --> 00:15:28,050 Rick fired me. 377 00:15:28,070 --> 00:15:29,870 - Oh, baby. - Oh, sweetie. 378 00:15:29,890 --> 00:15:31,327 I'm sorry. 379 00:15:31,340 --> 00:15:33,610 Are you okay, baby? What happened to us? 380 00:15:33,630 --> 00:15:34,966 We lost our minds. 381 00:15:34,980 --> 00:15:36,610 I did it. Morty was right. 382 00:15:36,630 --> 00:15:38,790 I got addicted to making Grandpa happy. 383 00:15:38,810 --> 00:15:40,020 It's only because your grandpa 384 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,349 inflates the value of his happiness. 385 00:15:41,350 --> 00:15:43,170 That's a good point. I mean, look at me. 386 00:15:43,190 --> 00:15:44,370 I'm easy to make happy, 387 00:15:44,390 --> 00:15:47,208 which is why nobody gives a shit if I am. 388 00:15:47,220 --> 00:15:49,670 I appreciate it, but there's something else too. 389 00:15:49,690 --> 00:15:51,966 I've been really sensitive about family lately 390 00:15:51,980 --> 00:15:54,130 because of something I've been keeping secret. 391 00:15:54,150 --> 00:15:56,050 Okay. Who's on the Supreme Court, 392 00:15:56,070 --> 00:15:57,129 and what state do we live in? 393 00:15:57,130 --> 00:15:58,669 It's been years since I've thought about this. 394 00:15:58,670 --> 00:16:00,127 No, I'm not pregnant. 395 00:16:00,140 --> 00:16:02,830 But as you guys recall, and as a lot of people keep bringing up, 396 00:16:02,850 --> 00:16:05,970 Morty and I did accidentally create a giant incest baby, 397 00:16:05,990 --> 00:16:07,875 which the government did launch into space. 398 00:16:07,890 --> 00:16:10,010 And I'm not sure how to tell you this, 399 00:16:10,030 --> 00:16:13,830 but it is still alive, and I have been in contact with it. 400 00:16:13,850 --> 00:16:16,290 There were soldiers waiting for me outside school last month. 401 00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:18,270 They took me to the Pentagon, and briefed me. 402 00:16:18,290 --> 00:16:20,741 And from there, I was shuttled to a secret base on Mars. 403 00:16:20,750 --> 00:16:21,830 They had captured him, 404 00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:23,810 and wanted to see if he'd respond to me, 405 00:16:23,830 --> 00:16:25,675 instinctively, being his mother. 406 00:16:25,690 --> 00:16:26,910 And he sure did. 407 00:16:26,930 --> 00:16:29,799 But what they didn't expect was that I'd respond to him. 408 00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:31,249 I was supposed to help discipline him, 409 00:16:31,250 --> 00:16:33,375 so they could turn him into the ultimate weapon. 410 00:16:33,390 --> 00:16:37,208 Instead, I trained him to love, to believe in himself, 411 00:16:37,220 --> 00:16:39,170 and finally, to escape. 412 00:16:39,190 --> 00:16:41,910 The government doesn't want anyone to know it happened, 413 00:16:41,930 --> 00:16:44,841 but it's only a matter of time before the story comes out. 414 00:16:44,850 --> 00:16:47,350 And when it does, all we're going to have is each other. 415 00:16:47,370 --> 00:16:50,070 And you guys are a couple, and Rick has Morty, 416 00:16:50,090 --> 00:16:51,610 but I'm the odd one out. 417 00:16:51,630 --> 00:16:54,690 So, I wanted to make sure we stuck together. 418 00:16:54,710 --> 00:16:56,530 But instead, I drove us apart, 419 00:16:56,550 --> 00:16:58,870 and Rick replaced me with an anime girl, 420 00:16:58,890 --> 00:17:02,450 so all I've got is myself and my giant, tortured, 421 00:17:02,470 --> 00:17:05,470 government-trained rogue incest monster baby 422 00:17:05,490 --> 00:17:07,510 out there in space somewhere. 423 00:17:07,530 --> 00:17:10,530 Oh, baby. What the fuck. And then, you have to wonder, 424 00:17:10,550 --> 00:17:12,430 what else are they doing with our taxes? 425 00:17:12,450 --> 00:17:14,150 Wait. Summer, what did you just say? 426 00:17:14,170 --> 00:17:15,441 Morty, a lot. 427 00:17:15,450 --> 00:17:17,090 He replaced you with an anime girl? 428 00:17:17,110 --> 00:17:18,670 Big eyes? Plus signs for teeth? 429 00:17:18,690 --> 00:17:20,908 Ends sentences with weird sounds that don't fit? 430 00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:22,589 Yeah. That's going to be his whole crew now. 431 00:17:22,590 --> 00:17:25,210 And they're about to run their first test on the GoGoGoTron. 432 00:17:25,230 --> 00:17:26,770 Those people want to steal the robots. 433 00:17:26,790 --> 00:17:28,730 Th-they're gonna kill Rick. He's all alone. 434 00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:30,030 We-we-we've got to go save him. 435 00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:32,120 Right. Or... you know, fuck him. 436 00:17:32,130 --> 00:17:33,159 - I'm good with that. - Yeah, fuck him. 437 00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:35,618 Guys, a great leader once told me 438 00:17:35,630 --> 00:17:37,575 you get the family you get. 439 00:17:43,260 --> 00:17:46,441 All right. It works. Now, we just got to find a giant monster. 440 00:17:46,450 --> 00:17:48,377 My sensors have picked one up, Rick. 441 00:17:48,390 --> 00:17:50,808 - Okay. Okay Lock onto its location. - Yeah, got it. 442 00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,775 - Oh, it's you! - Huh? 443 00:17:54,450 --> 00:17:55,810 What the hell is this? 444 00:17:55,830 --> 00:17:58,250 Thanks for making the biggest robot ever, Rick. 445 00:17:58,270 --> 00:18:00,416 We'll take it from here. 446 00:18:00,430 --> 00:18:01,608 - You little assholes! 447 00:18:02,970 --> 00:18:05,000 - You son of a bitch! 448 00:18:09,590 --> 00:18:11,640 Lock a load, boys. 449 00:18:15,190 --> 00:18:17,275 Say "hello" to my little me. 450 00:18:23,860 --> 00:18:26,850 Give up, old man. The G3 is ours. 451 00:18:26,870 --> 00:18:27,950 And last I checked, 452 00:18:27,970 --> 00:18:30,970 your "family" wasn't coming to save you, hmm? 453 00:18:30,990 --> 00:18:33,850 Go go goo goo. 454 00:18:33,870 --> 00:18:35,500 Holy mother of mercy! 455 00:18:36,390 --> 00:18:38,870 My God. It's beautiful. 456 00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:46,275 Yeah! Family! 457 00:18:46,290 --> 00:18:47,859 - Is that... - It's exactly what it looks like. 458 00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:49,130 - Yes. - Congrats, man. 459 00:18:49,150 --> 00:18:50,159 I see the resemblance. 460 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:51,480 Form the Energy Sword! 461 00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:52,930 Activate the goddamn sword! 462 00:18:54,190 --> 00:18:55,708 Oh, man, the sword. 463 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:56,889 Maybe we didn't think this through. 464 00:18:56,890 --> 00:18:59,109 They're not actually gonna attack a space baby, are they? 465 00:18:59,110 --> 00:19:00,709 I never thought I'd be the one to say this, 466 00:19:00,710 --> 00:19:02,841 but you need to watch more anime, Mom. 467 00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:04,975 Whoa, easy now, Naruto. 468 00:19:08,390 --> 00:19:11,590 Bahbah go bye-bye! 469 00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:17,408 What the hell is wrong with you people? 470 00:19:17,420 --> 00:19:19,250 You just have an incest space monster 471 00:19:19,270 --> 00:19:20,810 in your back pocket, huh? 472 00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:22,875 Welcome to the Smith family. 473 00:19:24,490 --> 00:19:25,830 Shit. Put that down, Naruto. 474 00:19:25,850 --> 00:19:27,089 Your great-grandpa is in there. 475 00:19:27,090 --> 00:19:29,190 What do you say? One last zipline? 476 00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:40,030 Incest space baby. Nicely done. 477 00:19:41,290 --> 00:19:43,930 After that, things pretty much went back to normal... 478 00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:45,208 some version of it, anyway. 479 00:19:45,220 --> 00:19:48,230 Rick said GoTrons were lame little kid bullshit, 480 00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:49,750 and we never talked about them again. 481 00:19:49,770 --> 00:19:51,510 Except all those gigantic space bugs 482 00:19:51,530 --> 00:19:54,070 were still runnin' loose, and there were no GoTrons left 483 00:19:54,090 --> 00:19:55,341 to fight them. 484 00:19:55,350 --> 00:19:57,441 Yeah, millions die every day. 485 00:19:57,450 --> 00:19:59,810 But you want to know what they could never kill? 486 00:19:59,820 --> 00:20:00,875 Family. 487 00:20:00,890 --> 00:20:02,400 - Where's Jerry? - Help! 488 00:20:02,420 --> 00:20:04,590 Help! I'm still out here! 489 00:20:05,890 --> 00:20:07,938 Yep, nothing's more important than... 490 00:20:07,950 --> 00:20:09,716 Hey! Hey! Whoa-whoa-whoa! 491 00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:11,075 Ugh! 492 00:20:11,090 --> 00:20:15,241 And just like that, I knew our goose was as cooked as... 493 00:20:15,730 --> 00:20:18,480 Voiceovarians. Ugh. 494 00:20:49,470 --> 00:20:51,730 - Samansky, you're late! - Won't happen again, sir! 495 00:20:53,010 --> 00:20:55,830 Bugs, look to your left. Now, look to your right. 496 00:20:55,850 --> 00:20:58,008 None of you are coming back. Not one. 497 00:20:58,020 --> 00:21:00,350 In the entire history of this program, 498 00:21:00,370 --> 00:21:01,908 not a single bug has returned. 499 00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:04,150 All right. Bring it in! What are we? 500 00:21:04,170 --> 00:21:05,970 - Normal-sized bugs! - What do we do? 501 00:21:05,990 --> 00:21:07,910 Travel through an interdimensional gateway 502 00:21:07,930 --> 00:21:09,390 to a planet with tiny people! 503 00:21:09,410 --> 00:21:12,047 - Why do we do it? - To spread the cure for AIDS! 504 00:21:12,060 --> 00:21:13,530 Hey, Sarge, how do we know 505 00:21:13,550 --> 00:21:15,230 if these little people can understand us? 506 00:21:15,250 --> 00:21:17,308 I mean, do these even speak Buganese? 507 00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:20,630 Funny, Palicki. That's why we say it very loud. 508 00:21:20,650 --> 00:21:23,847 Guys, you'll still be the same civilized bug on their side. 509 00:21:23,860 --> 00:21:25,450 It's not like interdimensional travel 510 00:21:25,470 --> 00:21:28,250 strips us of our clothes, and makes us screaming monsters. 511 00:21:28,270 --> 00:21:30,130 Or maybe it does. It's impossible to know. 512 00:21:30,150 --> 00:21:31,490 Now, get out of here! 513 00:21:35,550 --> 00:21:38,100 My clothes... where'd they go? 514 00:21:50,650 --> 00:21:52,089 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - — www.addic7ed.com — 515 00:21:52,090 --> 00:21:53,575 Did you get any of that?