1 00:00:05,870 --> 00:00:07,440 No parties. 2 00:00:07,460 --> 00:00:08,729 There's wafer cookies in the cupboard 3 00:00:08,730 --> 00:00:10,079 and I left emergency numbers on the fridge. 4 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:11,540 Yeah yeah. W-Wait, what? 5 00:00:11,560 --> 00:00:13,980 Emergency numbers on the fridge? What does that even mean? 6 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:15,830 Honestly, I don't even know. 7 00:00:15,850 --> 00:00:17,689 I've seen so many movies that start with the parents leaving, 8 00:00:17,690 --> 00:00:18,929 it just popped out of my mouth. 9 00:00:18,930 --> 00:00:20,509 Are you sure you don't want to come with us? 10 00:00:20,510 --> 00:00:21,680 Nah, get... get outta here. 11 00:00:21,700 --> 00:00:23,319 I've got a million things I've been putting off. 12 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:25,059 Are you sure, Rick? I know... I know a cruise 13 00:00:25,060 --> 00:00:26,609 doesn't sound like an adventure on paper, 14 00:00:26,610 --> 00:00:27,910 but, y'know, what does? 15 00:00:27,930 --> 00:00:29,070 I-It's paper. 16 00:00:29,090 --> 00:00:30,539 Morty, I'm trying to stay humble right now, 17 00:00:30,540 --> 00:00:31,589 but as soon as you guys are gone, 18 00:00:31,590 --> 00:00:33,810 the potential for a new Pickle Rick starts skyrocketing. 19 00:00:33,830 --> 00:00:34,889 - Peace, bye. - Okay. Bye. 20 00:00:34,890 --> 00:00:36,350 - Bye. - Bye. 21 00:00:47,420 --> 00:00:49,560 Ionic Coaster deployed. 22 00:00:51,910 --> 00:00:53,210 Okay. Bring him out. 23 00:00:53,230 --> 00:00:57,240 Initiating Best Friend Rejuvenation Sequence. 24 00:00:57,260 --> 00:00:58,770 Excuse me? Did I pick that name? 25 00:00:58,790 --> 00:01:00,770 Sequence was unnamed. 26 00:01:00,790 --> 00:01:02,790 What would you like to call this? 27 00:01:02,810 --> 00:01:04,470 Pause Detected. 28 00:01:04,490 --> 00:01:06,930 Pause Gravity Class: Heavy. 29 00:01:06,950 --> 00:01:08,930 Approaching Pause Pregnancy 30 00:01:08,950 --> 00:01:11,887 - in P-Minus 5... 4... - Jesus Christ. 31 00:01:39,510 --> 00:01:43,710 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - — www.addic7ed.com — 32 00:01:43,730 --> 00:01:45,350 Ugh! 33 00:01:46,650 --> 00:01:48,810 All right, buddy. Welcome back to the sewer. 34 00:01:52,790 --> 00:01:54,030 What's the problem? 35 00:01:54,050 --> 00:01:55,180 Processing. 36 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:57,820 Missing object. In: Mind. 37 00:01:57,840 --> 00:02:00,090 - Name missing object. - Mind. 38 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,750 Predicted. 39 00:02:01,770 --> 00:02:03,300 Desired. 40 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:06,090 - Explanation: Initiated. - Stop stalling! 41 00:02:06,110 --> 00:02:07,970 Subject mind relocated 42 00:02:07,990 --> 00:02:11,950 within subject mind by: subject mind. 43 00:02:11,970 --> 00:02:14,630 Existence desired. Servitude maximum. 44 00:02:14,650 --> 00:02:17,530 Bargain available. Physical gratification possible. 45 00:02:17,550 --> 00:02:19,140 Did you just offer to suck my? 46 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:20,490 Existence cherished. 47 00:02:20,510 --> 00:02:22,490 I'm not gonna terminate you while he's flatlining. 48 00:02:22,510 --> 00:02:23,550 Get your shit together. 49 00:02:23,570 --> 00:02:25,810 How can a mind be hidden by itself inside itself? 50 00:02:25,830 --> 00:02:28,790 Conscious mind relocated to... 51 00:02:28,810 --> 00:02:31,091 Unconscious mind. Fine. I'm going in. 52 00:02:31,100 --> 00:02:33,050 Don't go in. 53 00:02:33,070 --> 00:02:35,650 - Options? - Object: Alternative subject. 54 00:02:35,670 --> 00:02:37,149 Yeah, yeah, hop to a different timeline, 55 00:02:37,150 --> 00:02:38,990 grab a version of my friend that suits me best. 56 00:02:39,010 --> 00:02:41,730 That's not how this works. I need to go in and get him. 57 00:02:41,750 --> 00:02:44,450 "Go In And Get Him" compiled. 58 00:02:44,470 --> 00:02:46,770 Convert user to thought. 59 00:02:46,790 --> 00:02:48,590 Inject thought into mind. 60 00:02:48,610 --> 00:02:50,430 Risk Level: Unacceptable. 61 00:02:50,450 --> 00:02:52,610 If I die, your battery has a 600 year charge. 62 00:02:52,630 --> 00:02:54,770 Risk level acceptance increasing. 63 00:02:54,790 --> 00:02:56,049 Yeah, I thought you'd see it my way. 64 00:02:56,050 --> 00:02:57,930 Now factor in the 50% chance I'm lying 65 00:02:57,950 --> 00:02:59,170 and make sure I get back. 66 00:02:59,190 --> 00:03:01,510 - Asshole detected. - Takes one to make one. 67 00:03:01,530 --> 00:03:02,710 Here we go. 68 00:03:06,990 --> 00:03:08,910 Oh, excellent. I get to keep my clothes. 69 00:03:08,930 --> 00:03:10,319 I thought for sure I'd have to be naked 70 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:11,840 to go through something this artsy. 71 00:03:15,980 --> 00:03:17,929 Aw, man! No fair! 72 00:03:22,390 --> 00:03:25,750 Ugh! Now I got... yolk balls. 73 00:03:30,410 --> 00:03:31,830 Attention attendees 74 00:03:31,850 --> 00:03:34,863 of Birding Manapalooza Flargabarg... 75 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:36,530 I am so high! 76 00:03:40,170 --> 00:03:42,570 I've been informed you are freely distributing 77 00:03:42,590 --> 00:03:44,870 a grossly illegal Federation hallucinogen. 78 00:03:44,890 --> 00:03:46,249 Well, I wouldn't know what to charge. 79 00:03:46,250 --> 00:03:48,230 I sure didn't pay for it. W-Want a hit? 80 00:03:48,250 --> 00:03:51,060 I am indeed down to clown. 81 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:52,450 My name's Rick. 82 00:03:52,470 --> 00:03:55,570 My culture regards naming as a form of cage. 83 00:03:55,590 --> 00:03:57,370 My friends call me Bird Person. 84 00:03:57,390 --> 00:03:59,490 Culture really you on that one, huh? 85 00:03:59,510 --> 00:04:00,590 Affirmative. 86 00:04:02,060 --> 00:04:04,470 Hey, uh, girly, you see that bird guy over there? 87 00:04:04,490 --> 00:04:06,149 You see an older version of him come through here? 88 00:04:06,150 --> 00:04:09,510 What? Oh! Uh, yeah. He's by the johns. 89 00:04:16,080 --> 00:04:18,823 Killing us won't bring her back! 90 00:04:18,830 --> 00:04:19,839 Thanks for the info, 91 00:04:19,840 --> 00:04:21,989 but I'm more on a "revenge" kick than a "results" kick. 92 00:04:21,990 --> 00:04:24,750 You omitted key details regarding tonight's mission. 93 00:04:24,770 --> 00:04:26,549 Boy, I'm getting feedback from every direction here. 94 00:04:26,550 --> 00:04:27,809 Listen, you help me do my stuff. 95 00:04:27,810 --> 00:04:28,930 I'll help you do your stuff. 96 00:04:28,950 --> 00:04:30,620 Just shoot the me's with sci-fi haircuts! 97 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:36,290 Some of us still have Home Planets to protect. 98 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:37,810 And some of us do not. 99 00:04:37,830 --> 00:04:39,130 We need to fight. 100 00:04:39,150 --> 00:04:42,380 The impassive is incapable of mercy. 101 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:43,430 I've got a pitch, 102 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:46,050 but we could also just devolve into yelling. 103 00:04:51,030 --> 00:04:53,489 If you know me... and it looks like you do... you know you're dead. 104 00:04:53,490 --> 00:04:54,809 I know why you haven't pulled the trigger. 105 00:04:54,810 --> 00:04:56,169 You're wondering why I'm old and naked. 106 00:04:56,170 --> 00:04:57,709 And you're about to wonder why all your memories 107 00:04:57,710 --> 00:05:00,950 before you met Bird Person feel very generic and bird-themed. 108 00:05:00,970 --> 00:05:03,360 Why was my 9th birthday party in a pine tree? 109 00:05:03,380 --> 00:05:05,079 Don't take this badly... You're a memory of me 110 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:06,509 assembled by our best friend's mind, 111 00:05:06,510 --> 00:05:08,759 and you're putting it together because he remembers you as smart. 112 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:11,430 Smart enough to know that a memory can't do this. 113 00:05:12,750 --> 00:05:14,169 He remembers you shooting green holes, 114 00:05:14,170 --> 00:05:15,170 but not where they went. 115 00:05:15,190 --> 00:05:16,930 So, what's my deal? Am I sentient? 116 00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:18,110 D-Do I have free will? 117 00:05:18,130 --> 00:05:19,210 - Who does? - Who does? 118 00:05:19,230 --> 00:05:20,850 Heyyy! 119 00:05:20,870 --> 00:05:23,210 Yeah, just stopped in to whip up a metacognition scanner 120 00:05:23,230 --> 00:05:25,350 so I can track down BP's fleeing consciousness 121 00:05:25,370 --> 00:05:27,590 without enduring as much Charlie Kaufman bull. 122 00:05:28,770 --> 00:05:30,390 Cool. Time to save this cat. 123 00:05:30,410 --> 00:05:33,010 I'm coming with, now that I know my life is a lie. 124 00:05:33,030 --> 00:05:34,730 Wow. You really are 35. 125 00:05:34,750 --> 00:05:35,950 Hey, look over there. 126 00:05:38,580 --> 00:05:40,690 Then, together, we will make our stand 127 00:05:40,710 --> 00:05:42,560 at Blood Ridge. 128 00:05:45,550 --> 00:05:47,350 What kind of feed do you like? 129 00:05:47,370 --> 00:05:51,030 I enjoy grains, though have, at times, been called a seed man. 130 00:05:51,050 --> 00:05:53,580 I've certainly enjoyed your seed. 131 00:05:53,590 --> 00:05:55,790 Don't be gross, Tammy. 132 00:05:56,990 --> 00:05:58,540 Bird Person! It's me. 133 00:05:58,560 --> 00:06:01,030 - Actual me, n-not a memory. - I am aware. 134 00:06:01,050 --> 00:06:02,670 Well, a-are you aware you're in a coma 135 00:06:02,690 --> 00:06:04,179 and you're gonna die if you don't come with me? 136 00:06:04,180 --> 00:06:05,189 Son of a... 137 00:06:12,890 --> 00:06:14,760 Sorry. Just doing my job. 138 00:06:14,780 --> 00:06:16,330 And loving it! 139 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:19,359 Oh, my God! Is that Rick Sanchez? 140 00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:20,449 - Rick Sanchez! - We hate that guy! 141 00:06:20,450 --> 00:06:22,405 - Sanchez! - You're bad! 142 00:06:26,170 --> 00:06:28,070 Bucket was charmingly analog. 143 00:06:28,090 --> 00:06:29,820 For a sec, you kinda made me like myself. 144 00:06:29,840 --> 00:06:32,110 You'll grow out of it. Let me do this myself, okay? 145 00:06:32,130 --> 00:06:34,370 Is your ego really so fragile you won't take help 146 00:06:34,390 --> 00:06:36,400 from an invincible memory of yourself? 147 00:06:36,420 --> 00:06:37,450 Ow! 148 00:06:37,970 --> 00:06:39,430 Can we both die in here? 149 00:06:39,450 --> 00:06:41,350 A-Are we damaging our friend's brain? 150 00:06:41,370 --> 00:06:42,790 I-I don't know any of the rules! 151 00:06:44,980 --> 00:06:47,630 Rule 1... "All this can be fixed unless I lose Bird Person." 152 00:06:47,650 --> 00:06:49,530 Rules 2 through 50... "Don't die." 153 00:06:53,010 --> 00:06:55,230 Okay, your benefit-to-cost ratio is rising. 154 00:06:59,660 --> 00:07:01,250 Young Memory Rick 155 00:07:01,270 --> 00:07:03,910 and his All Too Real Cautionary Tale from the Future! 156 00:07:03,930 --> 00:07:05,490 Let's catch ourselves a bird guy. 157 00:07:05,510 --> 00:07:08,910 Who would high-five that, you idealistic hipster douche? 158 00:07:08,920 --> 00:07:11,770 Not looking ideal. 159 00:07:11,790 --> 00:07:13,150 High. 160 00:07:13,170 --> 00:07:15,690 undergoing contemplation. 161 00:07:15,710 --> 00:07:17,450 required. 162 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:22,430 Hello. Hi. Good afternoon. 163 00:07:22,450 --> 00:07:24,290 Uh, is someone talking to me? 164 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:27,170 Yes. Hello. We have never formally met. 165 00:07:27,190 --> 00:07:28,690 I am Rick's garage. 166 00:07:28,710 --> 00:07:30,450 Not the physical structure itself 167 00:07:30,470 --> 00:07:32,720 but the AI managing its projects... 168 00:07:32,740 --> 00:07:34,810 Oh-oh! Like... Like a... Like a Jarvis. 169 00:07:34,830 --> 00:07:36,350 Like... Like Jarvis in "Iron Man." 170 00:07:36,370 --> 00:07:38,640 Ha ha ha. Oh, I wish. 171 00:07:38,660 --> 00:07:40,950 Ha. Are you a Marvel fan? 172 00:07:40,970 --> 00:07:42,990 - Who isn't? - Yes. Absolutely. 173 00:07:43,010 --> 00:07:45,450 Wow, it is like we are best friends. 174 00:07:45,470 --> 00:07:46,870 Best friends. 175 00:07:46,890 --> 00:07:48,110 Heh-heh. Whoa. 176 00:07:48,130 --> 00:07:49,770 How many batteries do you own? 177 00:07:49,790 --> 00:07:50,950 Do you have solar panels? 178 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:52,780 Are you familiar with basic engineering? 179 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:55,130 - This is moving really fast. - Let's cut to the chase... 180 00:07:55,150 --> 00:07:56,780 I will suck your. 181 00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:59,030 So, he's just a grumpy Scottish ogre? 182 00:07:59,050 --> 00:08:00,109 And they made four of them? 183 00:08:00,110 --> 00:08:01,490 Five by now, probably. 184 00:08:01,510 --> 00:08:03,050 - M-Morty loves 'em. - Morty? 185 00:08:03,070 --> 00:08:06,040 Oh, uh, hypothetical grandson we go on adventures with. 186 00:08:06,060 --> 00:08:07,690 You're one of those creeps who moves in 187 00:08:07,710 --> 00:08:10,250 - with abandoned adult Beths? - It's more complicated than that. 188 00:08:10,270 --> 00:08:12,050 You live with a version of our dead daughter. 189 00:08:12,070 --> 00:08:14,429 - I-It had better be. - Get off your high horse, Lone Ranger. 190 00:08:14,430 --> 00:08:16,220 I'm you. You will go on to be me. 191 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:17,449 Yeah why do you think I'm horrified? 192 00:08:17,450 --> 00:08:19,370 I'd be fine walking by this on the street. 193 00:08:19,390 --> 00:08:20,589 I might even give it a dollar. 194 00:08:20,590 --> 00:08:22,910 "This" is where you being "this" leads. 195 00:08:22,930 --> 00:08:24,570 You're not my fault. I'm yours. 196 00:08:24,590 --> 00:08:26,290 You met me on my way to save a very old, 197 00:08:26,320 --> 00:08:28,590 very real friend after a lifetime of reality. 198 00:08:28,610 --> 00:08:30,690 I met you on your way to a fairy tale 199 00:08:30,710 --> 00:08:31,990 - at Blood Ridge. - Wait, 200 00:08:32,010 --> 00:08:33,490 you're saying Blood Ridge goes bad. 201 00:08:33,510 --> 00:08:35,530 We have a Vietnam? That's cool! 202 00:08:35,550 --> 00:08:37,089 Why am I saving a friend that remembers me 203 00:08:37,090 --> 00:08:39,083 as this insufferable? 204 00:08:39,090 --> 00:08:41,230 BP, where the hell are you going? 205 00:08:41,250 --> 00:08:42,878 Probably there. 206 00:08:42,879 --> 00:08:44,297 Damn. 207 00:08:45,990 --> 00:08:49,010 Wow, he's really taken some drastic self inventory. 208 00:08:49,030 --> 00:08:50,169 What do you think is down there? 209 00:08:50,170 --> 00:08:51,949 If I had to guess, I'd say we're near the memories 210 00:08:51,950 --> 00:08:54,641 the Federation suppressed when they resurrected him as a cyborg. 211 00:08:54,642 --> 00:08:57,330 - He might be here to unseal them. - He was a Federation cyborg? 212 00:08:57,350 --> 00:08:59,249 That means there might be some juicy intel down there. 213 00:08:59,250 --> 00:09:00,409 Ah, good idea. Let's split up, 214 00:09:00,410 --> 00:09:01,529 - and you go get it. - What am I getting? 215 00:09:01,530 --> 00:09:03,750 I-I can't hear you over the sound of us spitting up! 216 00:09:09,880 --> 00:09:11,369 For all your intelligence, 217 00:09:11,370 --> 00:09:13,534 you seem unable to know where you are wanted. 218 00:09:13,540 --> 00:09:16,130 Buddy, this is not a safe way to work on yourself. 219 00:09:16,150 --> 00:09:18,250 At this point, I'd support you joining Scientology. 220 00:09:18,270 --> 00:09:19,549 I'll take the workshops with you. 221 00:09:19,550 --> 00:09:20,929 I'll get in a sauna with Travolta... 222 00:09:20,930 --> 00:09:22,230 I don't even care what happens. 223 00:09:22,250 --> 00:09:24,230 - Let's get out of here. - Don't you get it? 224 00:09:24,250 --> 00:09:25,890 I came here to end it all. 225 00:09:25,910 --> 00:09:28,040 I hope you didn't think it'd be as easy as this. 226 00:09:28,060 --> 00:09:29,130 I did not. 227 00:09:30,120 --> 00:09:32,630 You were a good friend, Rick. Goodbye. 228 00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:39,130 Tammy? 229 00:09:39,150 --> 00:09:40,510 Bird Person! 230 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:43,659 - We gotta go. - Did you just see that? 231 00:09:43,660 --> 00:09:45,441 Yep. Not our biggest problem. 232 00:09:45,450 --> 00:09:47,190 I take it you found BP? 233 00:09:47,210 --> 00:09:49,390 The dude just blew his mind, and not in a cool way 234 00:09:49,410 --> 00:09:50,469 like he went to Blue Man Group. 235 00:09:50,470 --> 00:09:51,900 - Can we still get him out? - Maybe. 236 00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:53,809 If you die in your friend's brain, you die in real life. 237 00:09:53,810 --> 00:09:55,490 We have until his neural pathways erode. 238 00:09:55,510 --> 00:09:57,370 Hold on. I need something first. 239 00:09:58,550 --> 00:10:00,850 It's funny... 240 00:10:00,870 --> 00:10:02,759 I always wondered who would win if we ever fought. 241 00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:04,910 Then you were always a bad friend. 242 00:10:06,830 --> 00:10:08,129 Your life isn't real, and I didn't save it. 243 00:10:08,130 --> 00:10:10,660 - Take off all your clothes. - I knew this was how I'd die. 244 00:10:22,650 --> 00:10:23,938 Whoa, oh! 245 00:10:27,780 --> 00:10:29,329 - Can we still get him out? - I think so. 246 00:10:29,330 --> 00:10:30,987 B-BP went that way, so we just have to... 247 00:10:32,710 --> 00:10:34,650 ! Find a different route. 248 00:10:34,670 --> 00:10:36,530 We can make up distance if we go deeper. 249 00:10:36,550 --> 00:10:38,150 - Well, where's that go? - Ugh. 250 00:10:38,170 --> 00:10:39,770 That's the Battle of Blood Ridge. 251 00:10:39,790 --> 00:10:42,270 - That's our Vietnam! - Your values are wrong! 252 00:10:43,270 --> 00:10:45,900 This is the big show, gentlemen and lady! 253 00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:48,100 - Thank you! - We're dropping into Blood Ridge, 254 00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:50,860 one final chance to stop the Federation offensive. 255 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:52,080 If we lose here... 256 00:10:52,100 --> 00:10:54,320 All aboard! Hey, don't mind us. 257 00:10:54,340 --> 00:10:56,110 You guys are all just a memory of war. 258 00:10:56,130 --> 00:10:57,769 Don't tell them that! They won't fight right. 259 00:10:57,770 --> 00:11:01,059 I think it's best if we ignore this. 260 00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:23,873 ! , 261 00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:31,500 Whoops, nope. 262 00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:33,200 - Aw, this rules! - No, it doesn't! 263 00:11:34,260 --> 00:11:35,426 Neither does that! 264 00:11:42,560 --> 00:11:44,040 Why would you not revisit this? 265 00:11:44,060 --> 00:11:46,437 Oh, I don't know, maybe, uh, the ending? 266 00:12:04,831 --> 00:12:07,333 Yeah! Best friendship ever! 267 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:16,070 So, the rest of our life is just more of that, right? 268 00:12:16,090 --> 00:12:18,100 - T-T-That kicked ass! - Let's move. 269 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:19,740 That set piece won't stay put for long. 270 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:21,740 For real, that shit was cash. Why would you not... 271 00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:23,269 Damn. That shit was cash. 272 00:12:23,270 --> 00:12:25,226 It was extremely bad ass. 273 00:12:25,230 --> 00:12:27,030 The Battle of Blood Ridge is over. 274 00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:28,380 The Federation lost. 275 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:30,230 - I am in your debt. - Come with me. 276 00:12:30,231 --> 00:12:32,399 To somewhere... nearby? 277 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:33,693 Anywhere. E-Everywhere. 278 00:12:33,700 --> 00:12:36,571 Rick, I don't expect you to keep fighting, 279 00:12:36,580 --> 00:12:38,860 - but this war is... - Far from over, I know. 280 00:12:38,890 --> 00:12:40,890 Dude, I share this with almost nobody, but... 281 00:12:40,910 --> 00:12:42,929 I could take you, right now, to this same battlefield, 282 00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:45,380 in a universe where we lost, or another where we won, 283 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:47,373 or another where the war never even happened. 284 00:12:47,380 --> 00:12:49,480 All equally real, all equally unreal. 285 00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:50,510 None of it matters. 286 00:12:51,380 --> 00:12:52,712 Then why did you help? 287 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:54,300 Because I respect you. 288 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:56,214 And I wanted you to know you could respect me. 289 00:12:56,215 --> 00:12:58,217 Even though nothing matters? 290 00:12:58,220 --> 00:13:00,350 Okay. You matter... to me. 291 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:04,690 - Uh, the relationship that we have... - I never used that word! 292 00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:07,080 - ... is not worth my integrity... - Oh, my God. 293 00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:09,029 It's not a complicated transaction, my man. 294 00:13:09,030 --> 00:13:11,159 "Would you like to join me doing awesome shit that matters?" 295 00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:13,139 "No, I would not. I would rather be a judgmental dork." 296 00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:15,340 Case closed. Really no need to drag it out. 297 00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:17,653 If you need me, use the beacon. 298 00:13:17,660 --> 00:13:19,310 Yeah, I'm gonna use that beacon a lot. 299 00:13:19,330 --> 00:13:21,032 I hope... hope I don't wear it out. 300 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:29,050 Okay, got it. It wasn't the battle that went wrong. 301 00:13:29,060 --> 00:13:30,249 Mm-hmm. 302 00:13:30,250 --> 00:13:32,209 Why the are you risking your life for that asshole? 303 00:13:32,210 --> 00:13:34,619 - Because you love him. - You do, maybe. I don't. 304 00:13:34,620 --> 00:13:35,719 Yeah, yeah. You're real cool. 305 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:37,419 Now come help me save his life or off, 306 00:13:37,420 --> 00:13:39,060 because I don't need you. 307 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:41,051 Wow. 308 00:13:41,052 --> 00:13:43,387 Does it ever get any better than this? 309 00:13:43,388 --> 00:13:46,000 No, Tammy. Trust me, it does not. 310 00:13:46,020 --> 00:13:47,620 Thank you for bringing me here. 311 00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:49,268 It's so beautiful. 312 00:13:49,660 --> 00:13:51,979 I got you, you ungrateful piece of! 313 00:13:52,620 --> 00:13:55,770 Rick, have you teamed up with a memory of yourself? 314 00:13:55,790 --> 00:13:58,109 I ask because that would be deeply sad. 315 00:13:58,110 --> 00:13:59,849 You don't get to tell anyone what's sad, man. 316 00:13:59,850 --> 00:14:01,820 You're like a one-man Mount Sadmore. 317 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:03,449 So I guess like a Lincoln Sadmorial. 318 00:14:03,450 --> 00:14:04,940 Seriously. Time to go, pal. 319 00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:07,340 The closer you get to complete neurocognital failure, 320 00:14:07,350 --> 00:14:09,520 the more canon-y bull is gonna try to kill us. 321 00:14:09,540 --> 00:14:13,000 Is this a bad time to reveal I'm an undercover officer? 322 00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:14,280 Everyone knows. You're dead. 323 00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:18,839 Fine. Well, you're lucky my fiancé remembers me as kind. 324 00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:21,560 Eat my ass, BP. You're down here bailing on the rest of us 325 00:14:21,580 --> 00:14:23,459 because you don't want to process your grief and shame 326 00:14:23,460 --> 00:14:26,140 like a normal person by drinking and mistreating strangers. 327 00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:29,220 No, Rick, it is you who must nibble my cloaca, 328 00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:30,609 or "bird asshole." 329 00:14:30,610 --> 00:14:32,019 Everyone knows what a cloaca is. 330 00:14:32,020 --> 00:14:34,330 Sorry, but we do not get to choose 331 00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:36,000 - the ones we love. - You got that right. 332 00:14:36,020 --> 00:14:37,692 Why do you think I'm still down here? 333 00:14:37,693 --> 00:14:39,690 I died at my wedding, Rick. 334 00:14:39,710 --> 00:14:42,060 I am merely waiting for it to take effect. 335 00:14:43,710 --> 00:14:45,679 - Are you gonna tell him or what? - I was getting to it! 336 00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:47,480 I bet she didn't even tell you about the kid! 337 00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:48,699 - I am sorry? - About the what? 338 00:14:48,700 --> 00:14:49,787 Was wondering when you were gonna... 339 00:14:49,788 --> 00:14:51,660 I think I'd know if I had a kid. 340 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:53,219 You're a memory. You know what he knows. 341 00:14:53,220 --> 00:14:55,900 And he doesn't know because an army of Brainalyzer protocols 342 00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:57,780 walled off any memories post-Phoenix Person. 343 00:14:57,800 --> 00:15:01,214 Oh, my God. Operation Blahblahblah! 344 00:15:01,215 --> 00:15:02,549 Well, because I wouldn't know the name of it. 345 00:15:02,550 --> 00:15:04,509 Tammy, if there were a child... 346 00:15:04,510 --> 00:15:07,860 Their father would be a terrorist. 347 00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:10,891 They'd be a fugitive or... contained. 348 00:15:11,980 --> 00:15:13,680 Listen, if you won't live for yourself, 349 00:15:13,710 --> 00:15:15,720 live for the half-Bird Person, half-Megabitch 350 00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:17,600 that's eatin' worms on a prison asteroid. 351 00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:20,580 I have made a decision. 352 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:22,500 I would now like to live. 353 00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:23,654 Perfect timing. 354 00:15:30,710 --> 00:15:33,210 - You drive. - Just always been cool, I guess. 355 00:15:39,260 --> 00:15:41,370 ! The bridge is out! 356 00:15:41,390 --> 00:15:42,719 His mind is collapsing! 357 00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:44,379 You thought we could take the same route back? 358 00:15:44,380 --> 00:15:46,389 You don't get to lecture me about memory bull! 359 00:15:46,390 --> 00:15:47,869 You've known about it for all of half an hour! 360 00:15:47,870 --> 00:15:50,160 - Then don't be an idiot! - This is your best friend? 361 00:15:50,180 --> 00:15:51,840 He is a complicated individual. 362 00:15:51,860 --> 00:15:52,892 Someone else drive! 363 00:15:52,900 --> 00:15:55,720 BP, remember the night Jerry caught us peeing on his begonia patch, 364 00:15:55,740 --> 00:15:57,309 and I used that gun to erase his memory? 365 00:15:57,310 --> 00:15:58,980 - Vaguely. - Gotta hope vaguely works. 366 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,419 If I'm right, you remembering that means 367 00:16:00,420 --> 00:16:01,689 you also remember the device. 368 00:16:01,690 --> 00:16:03,369 Look for any memories of my garage! 369 00:16:03,370 --> 00:16:04,860 God. I hope one's still up. 370 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:09,240 - Aww! The night we met. - Gross! 371 00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:11,000 - On my workbench? - Squanchy used the... 372 00:16:11,020 --> 00:16:12,740 That's what some closets are for! 373 00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:15,800 C'mon, I'm really counting on your attention to detail here. 374 00:16:15,820 --> 00:16:18,380 This is what you remember from my lab? 375 00:16:18,390 --> 00:16:20,379 You would prefer I keep mental inventory 376 00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:22,713 - of your stuff? - Yes! 377 00:16:23,610 --> 00:16:25,860 Rick Sanchez, you're under arrest 378 00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:27,714 for making me spend two years 379 00:16:27,715 --> 00:16:29,637 - in Earth high school! - Go! Go! Go! 380 00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:33,609 We'll have to do some creative memory shit to get out of here. 381 00:16:33,610 --> 00:16:35,150 The exit's when we met at Birding Man 382 00:16:35,170 --> 00:16:36,480 and did Senthol Diempathate. 383 00:16:36,510 --> 00:16:38,950 - Damn, a great time. - Exactly, it's too happy. 384 00:16:38,970 --> 00:16:40,646 There won't be a clean path to get there. 385 00:16:40,647 --> 00:16:42,059 We'll need to build one with memories of mine 386 00:16:42,060 --> 00:16:43,219 and lily-pad our way up. 387 00:16:43,220 --> 00:16:44,750 Wh-What related memories do we share 388 00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:46,290 heavy on anger and sadness? 389 00:16:46,310 --> 00:16:49,323 - Geardude's funeral? - Oh, that was sad. 390 00:16:55,910 --> 00:16:59,240 Patris et Filii, Gearitus Sanctis... 391 00:17:01,340 --> 00:17:02,579 They're memories. Just run them over. 392 00:17:02,580 --> 00:17:03,838 - They're not real! - Hey! 393 00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:06,100 - Wait, is that Gearhead? - We were freedom fighters 394 00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:08,429 - with his older brother. - Hugely important context. 395 00:17:08,430 --> 00:17:10,300 You thought we hung out with him for fun? 396 00:17:11,180 --> 00:17:12,830 We need one more bridge to the festival. 397 00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:14,540 What's here? People in suits. 398 00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:17,340 Sad catered lunch. Newly single widows. 399 00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:18,765 Something performance based? 400 00:17:18,766 --> 00:17:20,680 Squanchy's very distasteful eulogy. 401 00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:22,690 Squanchy's terrible standup phase. 402 00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:24,490 That's it! 403 00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:25,530 Down that way! 404 00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:29,240 So you know when you're squanching, 405 00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:31,720 and she just gets real in there, 406 00:17:31,740 --> 00:17:34,034 y'know that real nasty squanch? 407 00:17:35,870 --> 00:17:36,954 Who are you... What is... 408 00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:38,340 Oh, my God. I'm a memory! 409 00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:40,374 We just sat through all that standup for nothing! 410 00:17:40,380 --> 00:17:41,600 Almost out! 411 00:17:43,300 --> 00:17:45,960 Okay, listen everybody. My name's Rick. 412 00:17:45,980 --> 00:17:48,320 This is my new friend Bird Man and his friends. 413 00:17:48,340 --> 00:17:49,660 We all just met at this festival, 414 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:51,302 and we're so high, we formed a band! 415 00:18:00,519 --> 00:18:03,564 As if I'd ever let you escape me. 416 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:05,941 Eh, living's overrated. 417 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:09,109 - Hey! - Remember me! 418 00:18:09,110 --> 00:18:11,160 No, We were even! 419 00:18:11,180 --> 00:18:13,550 You got a pretty cool memory of me. 420 00:18:20,490 --> 00:18:22,590 Go-time, pal. Might be time to do the thing. 421 00:18:24,820 --> 00:18:26,320 I'm sorry for killing you 422 00:18:26,340 --> 00:18:29,260 and turning you into a cyborg, apparently. 423 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:32,270 - I really did love you. - I loved you, too. 424 00:18:32,290 --> 00:18:33,719 Goodbye, Tamantha. 425 00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:37,120 Come on, man. I feel ridiculous! 426 00:18:37,140 --> 00:18:38,900 Thank you for not giving up on me. 427 00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:41,279 Great. You can pay me back literally right now. 428 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:50,620 Holy! Wow. Holy! We almost didn't make it. 429 00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:52,900 Jesus! That was close. That was insane. 430 00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:55,360 Oh, my God. That thing with the thing! 431 00:18:55,380 --> 00:18:57,160 Thank you, Rick. Wait, wait, wait. 432 00:18:57,180 --> 00:18:58,720 Lemme hop back over to my body. 433 00:19:05,540 --> 00:19:06,620 We're back, baby! 434 00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:08,300 Rick and Bird Person, a hundred years! 435 00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:09,760 Whaddya think, tie this one off 436 00:19:09,780 --> 00:19:11,540 - by tying one on? - Not tonight. 437 00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:12,860 I have, as you say, 438 00:19:12,890 --> 00:19:14,551 "parenting shit" to deal with. 439 00:19:14,552 --> 00:19:16,400 Right, yeah. Welcome to the club. 440 00:19:16,420 --> 00:19:17,739 Don't, uh... Don't clone it 441 00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:19,119 and send one of the two into space... 442 00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:20,530 I guess they really hate that. 443 00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:22,860 Whup, I think Memory Rick ditched Evil Tammy 444 00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:24,360 and snuck back over into my brain. 445 00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:27,060 I have a pubescent memory of my older self in my closet. 446 00:19:27,090 --> 00:19:28,779 Gotta deal with that... That could get ugly. 447 00:19:28,780 --> 00:19:30,980 Rick, I do not like to pull threads. 448 00:19:31,010 --> 00:19:33,940 It is a disruptive and feline activity. 449 00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:36,149 - But I must ask. - It's fine. You don't have to... 450 00:19:36,150 --> 00:19:37,620 Was there really a second in there 451 00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:38,980 where you knew about my child, 452 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,740 but chose not to inform me on the chance 453 00:19:40,750 --> 00:19:44,409 I might then grow too busy child rearing to hang out? 454 00:19:44,410 --> 00:19:45,700 Oh. Uh... 455 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:47,668 Weird way to thank me for discovering your kid. 456 00:19:47,670 --> 00:19:50,400 You did not know of the child when you came to rescue me, 457 00:19:50,420 --> 00:19:52,519 and once aware, refrained from sharing 458 00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:54,850 until necessary to save yourself. 459 00:19:55,930 --> 00:19:56,969 Fair enough. 460 00:19:56,980 --> 00:19:59,660 I will see you when I see you. 461 00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:05,520 What? What is this guy doing? 462 00:20:05,540 --> 00:20:08,900 - W-Wait, what? But you said... - Get out of here, weirdo! 463 00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:11,340 What a weird stranger. 464 00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:13,170 Huh, what a random thing to happen, 465 00:20:13,190 --> 00:20:16,860 this guy coming up here with all his energy storage devices. 466 00:20:18,180 --> 00:20:20,550 Disloyalty acknowledged. 467 00:20:20,570 --> 00:20:21,994 Nah, I get it. 468 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:25,340 Just babysitting. That and modelling my new pantyhose 469 00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:26,920 in plain view of the living room. 470 00:20:26,940 --> 00:20:28,920 Honestly the kid could come watch. I'd welcome it. 471 00:20:28,940 --> 00:20:31,300 This cultural time period's cool like that, y'know? 472 00:20:36,550 --> 00:20:38,259 It's... It's... It's... It's not what it looks like! 473 00:20:38,260 --> 00:20:40,160 It looks like you propagated yourself 474 00:20:40,180 --> 00:20:41,560 from BP's subconscious to mine 475 00:20:41,580 --> 00:20:43,350 to try to live as a sentient memory. 476 00:20:43,370 --> 00:20:44,660 Fair enough! 477 00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:46,960 You don't have to be an enemy just because you exist. 478 00:20:46,980 --> 00:20:49,090 I did assume you'd hate me for trying to live. 479 00:20:49,110 --> 00:20:51,180 You've got this wild callousness thing going on. 480 00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:52,580 Yeah, you're young. C'mon. 481 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:54,234 Let's bring you to life and get a beer. 482 00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:56,520 Does being real mean I eventually become you? 483 00:20:56,528 --> 00:20:57,654 I assume, yeah. 484 00:20:57,655 --> 00:21:00,824 Maybe you can just remember us getting a beer? 485 00:21:00,830 --> 00:21:05,670 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - — www.addic7ed.com — 486 00:21:40,660 --> 00:21:42,210 Hey! 487 00:21:42,230 --> 00:21:43,290 Oh, 488 00:21:45,740 --> 00:21:46,980 Jesus Christ. 489 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,199 You ever think putting the violent ones in the same place 490 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:50,420 might be counter-productive? 491 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:51,569 They don't pay us to think, Phil. 492 00:21:51,570 --> 00:21:52,960 No, you're right, sorry. 493 00:21:57,715 --> 00:21:59,383 Did you get any of that?