1 00:00:10,020 --> 00:00:12,350 Oh! Oh! Ah! 2 00:00:14,370 --> 00:00:15,960 It's the crow man! 3 00:00:22,410 --> 00:00:23,490 Give it a second. 4 00:00:23,510 --> 00:00:25,186 Maybe he's taking it out to surrender. 5 00:00:34,340 --> 00:00:35,980 He's anti-heroic. Run! 6 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:37,950 I don't understand. 7 00:00:37,970 --> 00:00:39,400 He's only one man! 8 00:00:39,420 --> 00:00:41,250 With the power of a thousand crows. 9 00:00:42,430 --> 00:00:44,510 Oh, oh! Ooh! 10 00:00:46,190 --> 00:00:47,500 Good luck. 11 00:00:48,410 --> 00:00:50,930 Crows and owls have always been at war, 12 00:00:50,950 --> 00:00:52,210 but why do you care? 13 00:00:52,230 --> 00:00:54,090 - What's the point? - Here's two. 14 00:00:58,750 --> 00:01:01,290 - Ha-ha! Yeah. Cool. - Morty? 15 00:01:01,310 --> 00:01:02,890 Uh, h-hey, man! 16 00:01:02,910 --> 00:01:05,310 Good to see you! 17 00:01:05,330 --> 00:01:08,980 Y-You're, like, looking, like, into crows... still. 18 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,070 Oh, uh, two crows, you remember Morty. 19 00:01:11,090 --> 00:01:12,358 Morty, two crows. 20 00:01:12,359 --> 00:01:15,010 It's good to see you, but if you'd given me more of a heads up... 21 00:01:15,030 --> 00:01:16,650 Well, I-I was just in the neighborhood. 22 00:01:16,670 --> 00:01:18,819 - I-It wasn't like... - It's just that the battle for crows 23 00:01:18,820 --> 00:01:20,030 is kind of never-ending. 24 00:01:20,050 --> 00:01:21,650 Huh. Right. 25 00:01:21,670 --> 00:01:22,869 A little pointless, then, right? 26 00:01:22,870 --> 00:01:25,310 That came out wrong, s-sounded judgy. 27 00:01:25,330 --> 00:01:27,290 - Crowhorse. Crowhorse. - Okay. 28 00:01:27,310 --> 00:01:29,310 - Crowhorse. Crowhorse. - Looks like... 29 00:01:29,330 --> 00:01:32,150 looks like they're leading you to a thing. 30 00:01:32,170 --> 00:01:34,800 - Take care, Morty. - You... You too! 31 00:01:34,820 --> 00:01:36,250 I-I'm doing good, by the way. 32 00:01:36,270 --> 00:01:38,090 Oh, my dad was gonna eat that yogurt 33 00:01:38,110 --> 00:01:39,609 you left in the fridge, but I-I told him... 34 00:02:23,070 --> 00:02:26,640 I'm looking for... Crow Scare. 35 00:02:26,660 --> 00:02:29,300 The scarecrow? The evil scarecrow? 36 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:31,740 Come on. Whoever gives him up first lives. 37 00:02:32,660 --> 00:02:34,440 Fine, I can kill an extra asshole. 38 00:02:34,460 --> 00:02:35,941 Helps me get my steps in. 39 00:02:44,170 --> 00:02:45,840 Ah! 40 00:02:48,590 --> 00:02:49,850 Ahhh! 41 00:02:51,640 --> 00:02:53,834 - Rick! - Morty? 42 00:02:53,835 --> 00:02:56,045 Wood? Aghhhh! 43 00:02:57,260 --> 00:02:59,549 Uh, Morty, why are you now like 40? 44 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:00,839 Th-That's how long it's been, Rick. 45 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:03,680 Oh, uh, I guess we can have a drink together, then. 46 00:03:03,700 --> 00:03:05,730 Do you have a rum and Coke? 47 00:03:05,750 --> 00:03:06,760 What are you, 20? 48 00:03:06,780 --> 00:03:08,440 Oh, bless your heart. 49 00:03:08,460 --> 00:03:10,730 Time be goin' by, don't she? 50 00:03:10,750 --> 00:03:12,320 That's your reaction to finding out 51 00:03:12,340 --> 00:03:13,650 you wasted your entire life? 52 00:03:13,670 --> 00:03:14,689 I feel okay. 53 00:03:14,690 --> 00:03:16,399 Well... well, what about me? 54 00:03:16,410 --> 00:03:18,260 Whoa. Excuse us, boys. 55 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:20,179 You don't wanna be here for this. 56 00:03:20,180 --> 00:03:21,319 I thought if I gave you enough space, 57 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:23,740 you'd outgrow this... phase. 58 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:25,880 Here's your drink, poser. 59 00:03:25,900 --> 00:03:28,180 Dad got sick, you know. Stage 4. 60 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:29,440 You would've loved it. 61 00:03:29,460 --> 00:03:31,890 Summer's a nurse... well, pretty much a nurse. 62 00:03:31,910 --> 00:03:33,820 She... She married a junkie. 63 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:35,540 Rick, come home, 64 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:36,878 while we still got a little time. 65 00:03:36,879 --> 00:03:38,710 Morty, what we had wasn't healthy. 66 00:03:38,730 --> 00:03:41,840 And this is? Y-You've had a thousand adventures with these crows. 67 00:03:41,860 --> 00:03:43,426 When are you gonna kill their big bad? 68 00:03:43,430 --> 00:03:46,140 First off, the "will they/kill they" is everything to my guys. 69 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:48,559 And second, you for trying to undermine my happiness. 70 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:50,580 This may be the last time you ever lay eyes on me! 71 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:52,477 I hope that's not true, Morty, 72 00:03:52,490 --> 00:03:54,040 because you look like shit, 73 00:03:54,060 --> 00:03:55,960 and this is not how I wanna remember you. 74 00:04:09,430 --> 00:04:11,620 Now that I have his two crows, 75 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:14,620 nothing will stop me from eliminating Crow Rick. 76 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:16,300 Don't defend him to me. 77 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:18,300 I don't even get what you see in him. 78 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:19,837 You're right. 79 00:04:19,850 --> 00:04:21,798 We should be enjoying the time we have together. 80 00:04:21,810 --> 00:04:25,718 Crow Rick! Oh, I-I know what this must look like, but... 81 00:04:25,730 --> 00:04:27,720 It looks like my arch nemesis, Crow Scare, 82 00:04:27,740 --> 00:04:30,013 and my sidekicks planning adventures together. 83 00:04:30,014 --> 00:04:31,682 You are hardly the victim here. 84 00:04:31,700 --> 00:04:34,040 I was adventuring with these two crows 85 00:04:34,060 --> 00:04:36,320 before you ever came along. 86 00:04:39,910 --> 00:04:42,110 What do you mean, "using me as a rebound?" 87 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:46,000 You feel like I was using you as a rebound, too? 88 00:04:46,020 --> 00:04:48,116 Well, this lost all meaning. 89 00:04:48,130 --> 00:04:49,419 I guess it could have been worse. 90 00:04:49,420 --> 00:04:51,130 At least adventuring was just a metaphor 91 00:04:51,150 --> 00:04:53,420 for romantic partnership, so it's not a real break-up. 92 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:57,260 Speak for yourself. We immensely enjoy each other's bodies. 93 00:04:57,280 --> 00:04:58,543 What? Ugh! No! 94 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:00,340 Sounds like the man's asking for proof. 95 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:01,980 Let's show him, fellas! 96 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,470 - I-I asked for zero proof! - Ahh! 97 00:05:03,490 --> 00:05:04,506 Zero proof! 98 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:13,460 I'm giving you free will. 99 00:05:13,490 --> 00:05:15,440 Yah! 100 00:05:15,460 --> 00:05:17,700 Submit to Crow Horse! 101 00:05:19,740 --> 00:05:21,260 Whoops. 102 00:05:23,460 --> 00:05:25,120 - Rick? - Wubba lubba dub dub! 103 00:05:25,140 --> 00:05:27,488 - I'm back, pal! - Morty, who's at the door? 104 00:05:27,500 --> 00:05:29,219 Wait a minute. I thought you died gruesomely? 105 00:05:29,220 --> 00:05:32,340 - W-what the hell's going on here? - See, uh, the... the thing is, uh... 106 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:34,350 Can you please make Morty 14 again, Dad? 107 00:05:34,370 --> 00:05:35,940 - This is ridiculous. - Okay, look, 108 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:38,000 I-I may have used an aging serum 109 00:05:38,020 --> 00:05:40,060 to kind of emotionally blackmail you a little. 110 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:41,859 I kind of figured, and I totally get it, Morty, 111 00:05:41,860 --> 00:05:43,200 I-I'm done with the two crows. 112 00:05:43,220 --> 00:05:45,609 Like, they were super clingy and I'm ready to make this work. 113 00:05:45,610 --> 00:05:46,900 Let's just hit the reset button. 114 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:49,010 Well, no, honey, not a reset, okay? 115 00:05:49,030 --> 00:05:51,560 Tell your grandpa that you're worthy of his respect 116 00:05:51,580 --> 00:05:53,479 and you want to be treated differently from now on. 117 00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:56,020 I refuse to do that. I-I'm desperate to get back together. 118 00:05:56,040 --> 00:05:57,559 - Just like his old man. - Don't worry, honey. 119 00:05:57,560 --> 00:05:59,099 That's just Morty's middle age talking. 120 00:05:59,100 --> 00:06:00,939 He'll be less codependent once we get more of his life 121 00:06:00,940 --> 00:06:03,220 - in front of him again. - Uh, I'd like him to stay 40 122 00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:05,600 so he can keep buying my friends molly. 123 00:06:05,620 --> 00:06:07,020 I'd rather throw my vote away 124 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:08,738 than use it to support a flawed system. 125 00:06:08,750 --> 00:06:10,680 Can we make our first adventure fixing this? 126 00:06:10,700 --> 00:06:12,619 - I keep thinking about lawn care. - Okay, buddy. 127 00:06:12,620 --> 00:06:14,059 Who sold you this shitty aging serum? 128 00:06:14,060 --> 00:06:15,599 - What did he look like? - Just like you. 129 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:17,500 - I-I got it from the Citadel. - Hot damn. 130 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:19,580 Hittin' the ground running with a Citadel episode. 131 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:21,100 See ya later, masturbators. 132 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:28,920 Hi! I'm Citadel's new mascot, Andy, 133 00:06:28,940 --> 00:06:30,339 because this place wouldn't be home 134 00:06:30,340 --> 00:06:33,420 - without Ricks "Andy" Mortys. - Dumb. 135 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:34,847 Ooh, what happened to this place? 136 00:06:34,860 --> 00:06:36,560 There's a Morty president now. 137 00:06:36,590 --> 00:06:38,935 Aw, that's cute. They rebuilt. They made it nicer. 138 00:06:38,950 --> 00:06:41,510 - They made it Glendale. - God damn, you are cantankerous. 139 00:06:41,530 --> 00:06:42,700 Even pooping hurts now. 140 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:44,899 Yeah, well, this place is gonna fix you right up. 141 00:06:44,910 --> 00:06:46,780 Okay, so, we've got a standard Morty 142 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:48,840 that's been aged to... 40? 143 00:06:48,860 --> 00:06:51,079 - Can you reverse it? - Well, if you look at it like a bone, 144 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:53,200 what we can do is break his age in two places, 145 00:06:53,220 --> 00:06:55,409 remove the middle, and graft its ends back together. 146 00:06:55,420 --> 00:06:57,200 Th-that sounds really violent. 147 00:06:57,220 --> 00:06:59,455 - It's not a literal bone, Morty. - Oh, okay. 148 00:06:59,470 --> 00:07:02,010 Ah, brace yourself, the process does also break every bone 149 00:07:02,030 --> 00:07:05,280 - in your body. - Wait! Aah! Ooh! Ow! 150 00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:07,020 - I like crayons. - Girls are gross. 151 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:12,635 I-I think I feel like myself again. 152 00:07:12,650 --> 00:07:13,729 Uh, you look a little weird. 153 00:07:13,730 --> 00:07:15,680 Your skin's all pink like a baby mouse. 154 00:07:15,700 --> 00:07:17,180 - I-Is that normal? - Probably. 155 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:20,110 Uh, sign here for storage or disposal of the 26 years we removed. 156 00:07:20,130 --> 00:07:22,460 Wait, what? I ain't payin' to store 26 years. 157 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:23,960 Well, then you're taking it with you. 158 00:07:25,420 --> 00:07:27,540 I'm almost ready to sell out. 159 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:29,652 All right, what's disposal cost? 160 00:07:29,653 --> 00:07:31,069 Oh! 161 00:07:31,070 --> 00:07:32,363 S-something unfair's happening. 162 00:07:32,380 --> 00:07:34,160 There's no escape. No escape! 163 00:07:34,180 --> 00:07:35,790 Let me help you! This is not a good look. 164 00:07:35,810 --> 00:07:36,826 Oh! 165 00:07:36,830 --> 00:07:38,743 - Oh, boy. - Hey! They... they shot me! 166 00:07:38,744 --> 00:07:40,829 You are seriously hurting the Citadel experience. 167 00:07:40,830 --> 00:07:42,122 - Listen to me! - Drop the gun! 168 00:07:42,123 --> 00:07:43,581 Death is coming for us all, 169 00:07:43,582 --> 00:07:45,960 and the Citadel is a weapon of mass des... 170 00:07:45,980 --> 00:07:48,580 Woof. You're about to get suspended with pay. 171 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:50,809 Come on, Morty, let's get outta here before this gets political. 172 00:07:50,810 --> 00:07:53,540 Oh! Was I... influential? 173 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:55,280 Yeah, y-you were influential. 174 00:07:55,300 --> 00:07:57,970 Y-You had like seven... seven blogs. 175 00:07:57,990 --> 00:07:59,307 Tight. Oh. 176 00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:01,340 Ugh. Too late. 177 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:02,685 Rick C-137, 178 00:08:02,700 --> 00:08:05,190 President Morty requests you join him for dinner. 179 00:08:05,210 --> 00:08:06,620 Whoa! S-Seriously? 180 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:07,990 You know I destroyed this place. 181 00:08:08,010 --> 00:08:09,259 You've been pardoned for that, sir. 182 00:08:09,260 --> 00:08:11,019 Rick! Let's have dinner with the Morty President. 183 00:08:11,020 --> 00:08:12,959 Morty, the idea was to get back to simple adventures. 184 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:15,500 - The Citadel runs on canon. - Okay. 185 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:18,059 I guess things really are just going right back to how they were. 186 00:08:18,060 --> 00:08:19,620 Fine. I could eat. 187 00:08:19,640 --> 00:08:21,954 But the second he reveals he's evil, we're gone. 188 00:08:25,340 --> 00:08:27,520 I dunno. It tastes... pretty good. 189 00:08:27,540 --> 00:08:29,420 Okay, let me know if you start feeling poisony. 190 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:31,050 Good to have you back, buddy. 191 00:08:31,070 --> 00:08:32,214 Mmm! 192 00:08:33,020 --> 00:08:35,120 Sorry I'm late. Never really ends around here. 193 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:36,220 Look at this, Morty. 194 00:08:36,240 --> 00:08:37,779 They really did make a you the president. 195 00:08:37,780 --> 00:08:39,180 And I hate 'em every day for it. 196 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:41,460 But wow! Rick C-137. 197 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:43,700 Now, that's a guy to move your schedule around for. 198 00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:45,979 Not... Not here to blow the place up again, I hope. 199 00:08:45,980 --> 00:08:47,563 Ha! Not unless you try to keep me here. 200 00:08:47,564 --> 00:08:49,220 Ha-ha, geez. Wouldn't dream of it. 201 00:08:49,240 --> 00:08:50,449 But it's amazing you dropped by 202 00:08:50,450 --> 00:08:52,680 because I was eventually gonna hunt you down. 203 00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:54,420 There's the reveal. Let's dance. 204 00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:55,980 - Ha! Geez. - Rick, come on, man. 205 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,160 The guy got elected president by Ricks and Mortys. 206 00:08:58,180 --> 00:09:00,470 - He's being really nice. - All politicians are nice. 207 00:09:00,490 --> 00:09:02,080 He's a hot bag of peanuts, isn't he? 208 00:09:02,100 --> 00:09:03,160 We've been through a lot. 209 00:09:03,180 --> 00:09:05,498 - A-And he does not like... - Serialized drama. 210 00:09:05,510 --> 00:09:07,620 Right, no drama. Keep it episodic. 211 00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:08,860 Ricks never look back. 212 00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:10,640 Waste of a legend in his case. 213 00:09:10,660 --> 00:09:12,739 - You know he practically built this place? - Wait, what? 214 00:09:12,740 --> 00:09:14,757 And now you're running it squeaky clean, right? 215 00:09:14,770 --> 00:09:16,069 That's why you got deformed Mortys 216 00:09:16,070 --> 00:09:17,219 coming up through the sewer lines 217 00:09:17,220 --> 00:09:18,761 talking about hope and change? 218 00:09:18,780 --> 00:09:20,740 - Fair enough. - Good clapback, Rick. 219 00:09:20,770 --> 00:09:22,209 What's the deal with that, Mister P? 220 00:09:22,210 --> 00:09:23,660 I got a little project going on. 221 00:09:23,680 --> 00:09:25,150 Required some hands-on labor. 222 00:09:25,170 --> 00:09:27,460 It would require less if you were willing to tell me 223 00:09:27,480 --> 00:09:30,100 how one might bring down the Central Finite Curve. 224 00:09:30,120 --> 00:09:31,159 All right, time to go, Morty. 225 00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:32,529 I want to know what he's talking about. 226 00:09:32,530 --> 00:09:33,780 Yeah, you've come all this way. 227 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:35,236 Can you give me 10 more seconds? 228 00:09:35,250 --> 00:09:36,900 Literally 10? Because now it would be 6. 229 00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:38,290 Oh, I'm fine with that. 230 00:09:38,310 --> 00:09:39,580 Make it 2. 231 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:41,040 One. 232 00:09:41,060 --> 00:09:43,359 Like I said, would have been a big help for you to tell me, 233 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:45,440 but I should have everything I need from you now. 234 00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:46,700 Let me just make sure. 235 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:49,166 You can't scan an entire brain over appetizers. 236 00:09:49,170 --> 00:09:51,710 Oh, most of yours got scanned a long time ago. 237 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:53,930 You probably don't remember. 238 00:09:53,940 --> 00:09:56,240 Check out season 1, episode 9, Rick Heads. 239 00:09:56,260 --> 00:09:58,060 Excelsior! 240 00:09:58,080 --> 00:10:00,130 - Evil Rick. - We kicked his ass! 241 00:10:00,150 --> 00:10:01,520 "Evil Rick." I love it. 242 00:10:01,540 --> 00:10:03,020 Smartest man in the universe, 243 00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:05,790 with an ego so big you can just grab it like a joystick. 244 00:10:05,810 --> 00:10:07,300 Looks complete. 245 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:09,299 I was afraid I'd have to kill every Rick on the Citadel 246 00:10:09,300 --> 00:10:11,980 - to get what I needed. - You asshole! I vouched for you! 247 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,898 He only came here because I asked him to. 248 00:10:13,899 --> 00:10:15,025 I'm sorry, Rick. 249 00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:16,730 That apology and a screwdriver in my hand 250 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:17,945 would be worth a screwdriver. 251 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:19,640 You sellout Mortys kill me. 252 00:10:19,660 --> 00:10:21,289 I'd hate you more than the Ricks you worship 253 00:10:21,290 --> 00:10:22,400 if there was any point. 254 00:10:22,420 --> 00:10:23,720 But you can't help it. 255 00:10:23,740 --> 00:10:25,120 You were bred for it. 256 00:10:25,140 --> 00:10:26,600 Wanna see? 257 00:10:29,300 --> 00:10:31,300 You already know Rogue Ricks used Mortys 258 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:33,420 to hide themselves from the Citadel. 259 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:35,260 But you might not know it worked so well 260 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:37,940 that the Citadel became its own Morty Market. 261 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:39,050 And I'm sure you don't know 262 00:10:39,070 --> 00:10:41,800 how far they've gone to help supply meet demand. 263 00:10:41,830 --> 00:10:43,760 Sure, Ricks could scour infinity 264 00:10:43,780 --> 00:10:45,431 for naturally occurring grandsons. 265 00:10:45,450 --> 00:10:47,800 But why bother? So much work. 266 00:10:47,830 --> 00:10:49,643 Such an admission of need. 267 00:10:50,300 --> 00:10:52,720 There aren't infinite versions of our grandfather, Morty. 268 00:10:52,740 --> 00:10:55,580 He's an infinite smear of one shitty old man. 269 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:57,160 And he's attached to us infinitely 270 00:10:57,180 --> 00:10:59,940 through his weakness and our forgiveness. 271 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:02,531 - Oh! Oh! - This is why we're with him. 272 00:11:02,550 --> 00:11:04,260 This is why we're alive. 273 00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:11,380 What the? Rick, say this isn't true. 274 00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:13,160 - It isn't the whole truth. - Liar! 275 00:11:13,180 --> 00:11:15,252 - It's complicated! - I'm not busy. 276 00:11:15,270 --> 00:11:17,850 Okay, Morty, remember when I said all I need was your apology 277 00:11:17,870 --> 00:11:19,210 and a screwdriver in my hand? 278 00:11:19,230 --> 00:11:21,680 Well, I forgot I literally have a screwdriver in my hand. 279 00:11:21,700 --> 00:11:23,636 I mean, duh-doy. I'm basically Inspector Gadget. 280 00:11:23,650 --> 00:11:25,679 Uh-oh. 281 00:11:26,540 --> 00:11:29,016 It's okay. He's free to go. 282 00:11:29,030 --> 00:11:31,800 He's the Rickest Rick. We'll never see him again. 283 00:11:33,850 --> 00:11:35,800 Morty, when you came here for that serum, 284 00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:37,260 did you refill this gun? 285 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:38,460 Yeah. 286 00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:40,027 Oh. Ooh! 287 00:11:40,040 --> 00:11:41,340 Holy! 288 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:43,720 I only know one man that ever hacked my portal gun, 289 00:11:43,740 --> 00:11:45,658 and it turned out it was evil you. 290 00:11:45,670 --> 00:11:47,868 Yay! He's all caught up. 291 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,820 Wait. Hold it. Hold it. 292 00:11:52,540 --> 00:11:54,875 - Who... Who's that? - Time for Big Boy. Duck! 293 00:11:54,890 --> 00:11:57,502 Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhh! 294 00:11:57,503 --> 00:11:58,670 Does he like it? 295 00:11:58,671 --> 00:12:01,090 It's a metaphor for capitalism, Morty. What do you think? 296 00:12:01,110 --> 00:12:03,217 Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh! 297 00:12:05,511 --> 00:12:07,845 Ohh! Ohhhhhh! 298 00:12:07,846 --> 00:12:11,850 Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhh! 299 00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:16,490 Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhh! 300 00:12:16,510 --> 00:12:18,232 Ohhhhhh! 301 00:12:19,380 --> 00:12:20,469 Yoink! 302 00:12:20,470 --> 00:12:21,819 You can't outrun your past, Rick. 303 00:12:23,300 --> 00:12:26,031 Did you think my force field would be down the second time? 304 00:12:26,050 --> 00:12:28,450 I was expressing disapproval of your dialogue. 305 00:12:28,470 --> 00:12:30,500 Disapprove all you want. 306 00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:33,330 Tonight, the quality of dialogue stops mattering. 307 00:12:33,350 --> 00:12:36,280 Tonight, I do that thing I want to do 308 00:12:36,300 --> 00:12:38,168 with the curve thing. 309 00:12:39,990 --> 00:12:42,060 Nobody leave. Everybody stay. 310 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:43,900 Nobody leave. Everybody stay. 311 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:45,779 Nobody leave. Everybody stay. 312 00:12:45,780 --> 00:12:47,760 Nobody leave. Everybody stay. 313 00:12:47,780 --> 00:12:49,189 - Aaaaaaah! - Nobody leave. Everybody stay. 314 00:12:49,190 --> 00:12:51,360 Nobody leave. Everybody stay. 315 00:12:51,380 --> 00:12:53,580 Nobody leave. Everybody stay. 316 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:55,220 In uncertain times like these, 317 00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:57,710 I think it's important for me to say, eat shit, you. 318 00:12:57,730 --> 00:12:59,289 The drug companies paid for me to say every word. 319 00:12:59,290 --> 00:13:00,690 I have millions of dollars, 320 00:13:00,710 --> 00:13:02,350 and I don't care if you live... oh, God! 321 00:13:02,370 --> 00:13:04,440 Oh, No! Aah! 322 00:13:04,460 --> 00:13:06,589 And I'd just like to say that prescription drugs are great, 323 00:13:06,590 --> 00:13:07,710 and you should buy them now. 324 00:13:08,460 --> 00:13:09,700 What's happening, Rick? 325 00:13:09,710 --> 00:13:11,390 He hacked the entire city's portal supply. 326 00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:13,078 Come on, there still might be one way out of here... 327 00:13:13,079 --> 00:13:14,420 out the bottom. 328 00:13:20,460 --> 00:13:22,410 What do you think he needed from your brain? 329 00:13:22,430 --> 00:13:25,160 I assume schematics for the Citadel's dimensional drive. 330 00:13:25,180 --> 00:13:26,699 If he's gonna use it to blow the curve, 331 00:13:26,700 --> 00:13:27,920 we do not want to be here. 332 00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:29,330 What is the Central Finite Curve? 333 00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:30,860 Q&A after our survival. 334 00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:33,029 Hopefully we can snag some untainted fluid at the source 335 00:13:33,030 --> 00:13:34,600 and get the out of here. 336 00:13:35,540 --> 00:13:36,602 Or not. 337 00:13:38,900 --> 00:13:41,689 Wow. I thought my capitalism metaphor was on the nose. 338 00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:43,734 Ow! Oh! 339 00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:45,740 So did you help build the Citadel? 340 00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:47,099 Do you just lie to me about everything? 341 00:13:47,100 --> 00:13:48,709 Can't we just sneak through the cave base? 342 00:13:48,710 --> 00:13:51,079 We turned a new leaf, Morty. We're back to simple adventures. 343 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,100 It's not a new leaf until you tell me everything. 344 00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:54,559 Morty, we really don't have time for this. 345 00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:56,859 - The whole place is gonna blow. - No, I-I don't trust you. 346 00:13:56,860 --> 00:13:58,290 I-I don't want to do this anymore 347 00:13:58,310 --> 00:13:59,541 if I'm not gonna get straight answers from you. 348 00:13:59,542 --> 00:14:00,700 God damn it! 349 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:02,319 Here's my downloaded brain, Morty. 350 00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:03,420 You want to jump the shark? 351 00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:05,380 You want to know my stupid crybaby backstory? 352 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:07,620 Knock yourself out. Not... not now! 353 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:29,640 - Boo ya, Rick. - Nice one, Morty! 354 00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:32,778 Whoa. Dead wife? 355 00:16:32,790 --> 00:16:34,660 Yes, now everyone can shut up about it. 356 00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:37,860 Wow, Rick, I feel a lot better having seen all that. 357 00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:39,480 Of course that's the case. 358 00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:41,495 In their minds, they're the underdogs. 359 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:43,789 And that's how they justify this. 360 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:47,949 Morty, I'm not responsible 361 00:16:47,950 --> 00:16:49,500 for every -up Rick out there. 362 00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:50,760 They literally all say that. 363 00:16:50,780 --> 00:16:51,920 They all have that excuse. 364 00:16:51,940 --> 00:16:53,140 It's part of their system. 365 00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:54,559 None of them have to be responsible. 366 00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:56,200 They're all victims of themselves. 367 00:16:56,220 --> 00:16:58,761 Oh, it's so hard to be a genius. Couldn't you just die? 368 00:16:58,762 --> 00:16:59,989 Well, what are you doing about it? 369 00:16:59,990 --> 00:17:01,680 Jack. I'm leaving. 370 00:17:01,700 --> 00:17:03,892 Do you know what the Central Finite Curve is? 371 00:17:03,910 --> 00:17:05,540 They built a wall around infinity. 372 00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:07,360 They separated all the infinite universes 373 00:17:07,380 --> 00:17:08,660 from all the infinite universes 374 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:10,774 where he's the smartest man in the universe. 375 00:17:10,790 --> 00:17:12,530 Every version of us has spent every version 376 00:17:12,540 --> 00:17:14,580 of all of our lives in one infinite crib 377 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,697 built around an infinite baby. 378 00:17:16,710 --> 00:17:18,180 And I'm leaving it. 379 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:19,780 That's what makes me evil... 380 00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:21,020 being sick of him. 381 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,203 If you've ever been sick of him, you've been evil, too. 382 00:17:24,890 --> 00:17:27,520 Rick, did you really leave the crows for me? 383 00:17:27,540 --> 00:17:30,080 Or did you come back because they dumped you? 384 00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:34,300 There you go, kid. Now you're Evil Morty, too. 385 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:35,940 Sooner or later we all are, 386 00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:37,760 on this side of the curve. 387 00:17:46,602 --> 00:17:48,270 - Ah! - Ah! 388 00:17:52,330 --> 00:17:53,899 Don't worry, Morty. We still got a way out 389 00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:55,720 they never thought of... Operation Phoenix. 390 00:17:55,740 --> 00:17:57,179 Doesn't that still mean, like, death? 391 00:17:57,180 --> 00:17:58,420 Sure, but the joke's on them, 392 00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:00,680 'cause we just found a backdoor to getting off this rock. 393 00:18:02,870 --> 00:18:05,510 Rerouted. Rerouted. 394 00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:07,060 Rerouted. Rerouted. 395 00:18:08,180 --> 00:18:10,292 Rerouted. Rerouted. Rerouted. 396 00:18:14,650 --> 00:18:17,633 - Oh, my God! - Come on, Morty. We gotta go. 397 00:18:19,217 --> 00:18:20,761 You can come if you want. 398 00:18:21,460 --> 00:18:22,763 Don't blame me if you don't. 399 00:18:22,780 --> 00:18:25,080 Ugh! From where I sit, Morty, 400 00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:26,459 that's the best deal on the table. 401 00:18:26,460 --> 00:18:27,540 I-I don't have a real plan. 402 00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:35,180 Thanks, pal. I-I'm glad you ignored my advice. 403 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:37,060 It's just as well. I lied. 404 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:38,528 That second seat's a toilet. 405 00:18:38,540 --> 00:18:40,200 Oh. Super dick move. 406 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:42,120 But weirdly kind of cool to admit it. 407 00:18:42,140 --> 00:18:44,493 Geez, you guys really are bred for forgiveness. Let's go. 408 00:19:00,217 --> 00:19:01,677 Say goodbye to the Citadel, fellas. 409 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:32,360 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - www.addic7ed.com ... 410 00:20:57,460 --> 00:21:00,040 Ooowee! Evil Morty. 411 00:21:00,060 --> 00:21:01,540 That was quite a scheme. 412 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:04,200 Makes me wonder if there's an evil me out there. 413 00:21:04,220 --> 00:21:06,470 But I guess sometimes I look at my life, 414 00:21:06,490 --> 00:21:09,340 and I may not even need him, 'cause, well, 415 00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:11,515 guess I've made a pretty big mess of things myself. 416 00:21:11,530 --> 00:21:13,160 Ooowee. 417 00:21:13,180 --> 00:21:15,340 Never got my job at the university back. 418 00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:17,760 Remember that? Rick made me do karate. 419 00:21:17,780 --> 00:21:19,460 It... It was kinda funny. 420 00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:21,680 But I guess things went downhill from there. 421 00:21:21,710 --> 00:21:24,020 Started isolating myself from Amy. 422 00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:26,300 Used to tell her everything I was feeling, 423 00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:27,800 but then I guess I stopped, 424 00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:30,380 'cause I wanted her to love who she thought I was, 425 00:21:30,410 --> 00:21:32,480 not who I felt myself becoming. 426 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:35,220 Ever think about how horrified the people we love would be 427 00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:37,200 if they found out who we truly are? 428 00:21:37,220 --> 00:21:41,100 So we just dig ourselves deeper into our lies every day, 429 00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:44,540 ultimately hurting the only people brave enough to love us. 430 00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:46,200 Wish I didn't do that. 431 00:21:46,220 --> 00:21:48,540 Wish I was brave enough to love them back. 432 00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:51,180 I don't know. Maybe you should try it. 433 00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:53,210 We don't have as much time as we think. 434 00:21:53,223 --> 00:21:54,599 Ooowee. 435 00:21:56,059 --> 00:21:57,727 Did you get any of that?