1 00:00:06,450 --> 00:00:08,730 Ugh, guess this is how it ends. 2 00:00:08,750 --> 00:00:10,800 I thought I was better than this. 3 00:00:10,810 --> 00:00:13,270 Dramatic voiceover while stranded in space? 4 00:00:13,290 --> 00:00:14,680 I-I guess when you're dying, 5 00:00:14,690 --> 00:00:17,320 the first thing to go is your creativity. 6 00:00:17,330 --> 00:00:19,428 Citadel's gone... 7 00:00:19,430 --> 00:00:21,730 and... and the saucer we escaped in is out of power... 8 00:00:21,750 --> 00:00:23,330 Aw, man, I'm so scared in here. 9 00:00:23,350 --> 00:00:24,960 The extra Mortys went feral. 10 00:00:26,030 --> 00:00:28,145 Eh, some problems solve themselves. 11 00:00:28,950 --> 00:00:30,300 Been drinking a lot. 12 00:00:30,310 --> 00:00:32,030 Morty! I told you to write this down! 13 00:00:32,040 --> 00:00:35,050 I-I don't have a helmet like that Avengers guy did. 14 00:00:35,070 --> 00:00:37,210 Been drinking a lot of my piss. 15 00:00:37,220 --> 00:00:39,030 Portal gun's still broken. 16 00:00:39,050 --> 00:00:41,070 Guess that was all part of Evil Morty's plan. 17 00:00:41,090 --> 00:00:43,619 "Evil Morty." Can we stop flattering this guy? 18 00:00:43,620 --> 00:00:45,510 His "plan" was to monologue and fuck off. 19 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:46,850 He basically threw a tantrum 20 00:00:46,860 --> 00:00:48,520 to announce he was quitting Twitter. 21 00:00:48,530 --> 00:00:50,150 Nobody quits Twitter. 22 00:00:51,050 --> 00:00:53,050 Hey, remember like a second ago 23 00:00:53,070 --> 00:00:55,290 when you pretended not to know who Iron Man was? 24 00:00:55,310 --> 00:00:58,250 - Who was that for? - Shh, shh, shush, Morty. 25 00:00:58,270 --> 00:01:00,760 This is how we go. Bear it with grace. 26 00:01:00,770 --> 00:01:04,930 Spinal cord... Robitussin as a base, then surprise me. 27 00:01:15,090 --> 00:01:16,360 - Mom! - Beth maybe! 28 00:01:17,610 --> 00:01:19,250 Is she trying to say something? 29 00:01:19,270 --> 00:01:20,700 We... We can't hear you! 30 00:01:21,250 --> 00:01:23,520 How dumb are... Beth, you're in a vacuum! 31 00:01:23,540 --> 00:01:25,990 Sound travels on air! Why am I yelling? 32 00:01:29,630 --> 00:01:31,880 - Wow, great. - Yeah, that's... Wow, really worth it. 33 00:01:31,890 --> 00:01:35,710 That was not worth it! It's corny. You. Corn. 34 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:37,880 Dying of starvation here! 35 00:01:37,900 --> 00:01:40,280 - Oh, my God. Stop explaining. 36 00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:41,500 Stop explaining! 37 00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:43,160 - Are you finished? 38 00:01:43,170 --> 00:01:44,340 She's not finished. 39 00:01:45,370 --> 00:01:47,390 - Oh, real mature, r-real classy. - Oh, nice. 40 00:02:15,002 --> 00:02:19,214 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - — www.addic7ed.com — 41 00:02:22,210 --> 00:02:23,500 It was a good line, honey. 42 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:25,387 I didn't need it to be. I don't care what you think. 43 00:02:25,388 --> 00:02:27,700 Oh, my God, she found you. Here, eat, eat, eat. 44 00:02:27,710 --> 00:02:28,990 - Oh, hell yes! - Hold on, buddy, 45 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,080 our systems could go into shock from solid food. 46 00:02:31,100 --> 00:02:33,860 Digestibot, convert to nutrient mass. 47 00:02:42,760 --> 00:02:44,380 I'm just gonna risk it. 48 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:46,860 - Mmm. - Since when you do you guys get stranded? 49 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:49,000 - Thank you, by the way. - Almost left them out there. 50 00:02:49,020 --> 00:02:50,290 Portal travel's broken. 51 00:02:50,300 --> 00:02:52,160 Mmm, are these heirloom tomatoes? 52 00:02:52,170 --> 00:02:53,800 Digestibot, try these. 53 00:02:53,810 --> 00:02:56,000 - Yum. Yum. - So you can't hop realities anymore. 54 00:02:56,020 --> 00:02:58,079 Does that mean you'll finally have to wash your robe? 55 00:02:58,080 --> 00:03:00,710 Good point, I need to reboot the portal index immediately. 56 00:03:01,740 --> 00:03:04,210 Basically just a hard reset on the fluid. 57 00:03:04,220 --> 00:03:06,280 Hold tight, the Earth's gonna shake a bit. 58 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:19,140 - Um... - Oh! 59 00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:21,420 - Ohh, shit. - Wait, what? W-What's happening? 60 00:03:21,430 --> 00:03:22,830 Instead of resetting portal travel, 61 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:25,260 I may have reset portal travelers. 62 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:26,820 Too late to apologize. 63 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:29,140 Rick, why am I pulsing green? 64 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:31,419 And don't say you don't know because you're pulsing green. 65 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:32,700 Rick, are we about to die? 66 00:03:32,710 --> 00:03:34,409 No, we're about to vanish from this reality. 67 00:03:34,410 --> 00:03:36,180 - That's totally dying! - No, it isn't. 68 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:39,150 It's everyone from this reality returning to their reality of origin. 69 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:42,140 - Back to our original universes? - I explained it fine, Morty. 70 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:43,410 You're spoonfeeding spoons! 71 00:03:43,420 --> 00:03:46,120 - W-Where's Summer? - Oh, nice, you guys are back. Whoa. 72 00:03:46,140 --> 00:03:47,940 Summer, three of us are one-way blind hopping. 73 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:49,140 You gotta help us get back. 74 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:50,959 There's a protocol for this in your chore server, 75 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:52,140 filename Booger AIDS. 76 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:53,580 Every file is Booger AIDS! 77 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:54,680 I-I hate naming things! 78 00:03:54,700 --> 00:03:58,160 Just search for words like "one way blind hop reset nav beacon." 79 00:03:58,180 --> 00:03:59,660 Why do I have a "reality of origin?" 80 00:03:59,670 --> 00:04:02,000 There's no time to explain, Jerry! Counting on you, Summer! 81 00:04:02,020 --> 00:04:03,940 One way blind hop beacon protocol! 82 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:07,280 Here we gooooo! 83 00:04:10,380 --> 00:04:11,770 So there was time to explain. 84 00:04:11,780 --> 00:04:13,230 Don't waste extra precious seconds 85 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:15,109 with your pettiness, Jerry! Summer, let's run down... 86 00:04:15,110 --> 00:04:17,540 One way blind hop reset beacon booger AIDS. 87 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:18,600 Cool. 88 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:22,450 - Wow. - There was so much time to explain! 89 00:04:22,460 --> 00:04:24,200 Yes! Fine, hindsight is 20-20! 90 00:04:24,220 --> 00:04:25,779 Who has ever taken this long to vanish? 91 00:04:25,780 --> 00:04:28,260 How did I end up not in my own universe? 92 00:04:28,270 --> 00:04:29,920 Oh, my God. The Jerryboree! 93 00:04:29,940 --> 00:04:32,069 - Ohhhhhhhh, the Jerryboree. - Ohhhhhhhh, the Jerryboree. 94 00:04:32,070 --> 00:04:33,160 Deep cut. 95 00:04:35,020 --> 00:04:37,670 Wait, but where's our real Dad and our real Morty? 96 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:39,280 Buried in the backyard! 97 00:04:39,300 --> 00:04:41,480 That's what the possums are after. 98 00:04:45,060 --> 00:04:47,488 Dad's got you in the family business too, huh? 99 00:04:47,490 --> 00:04:51,740 Yeah, Morty's an easy mark, but Rick pays me in things like... 100 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:53,240 Wolverine claws. 101 00:04:53,250 --> 00:04:54,550 Whelp, looks like you got this. 102 00:04:54,570 --> 00:04:56,580 See you guys in another two years? 103 00:04:56,590 --> 00:04:58,920 Or you could stick around for this one? 104 00:04:58,940 --> 00:05:00,840 Looks like it involves Grandpa's grody citadel. 105 00:05:00,860 --> 00:05:03,000 We could, you know, break things, loot stuff. 106 00:05:03,010 --> 00:05:07,000 Should probably get back to... saving the galaxy. 107 00:05:07,020 --> 00:05:08,400 Please! 108 00:05:08,420 --> 00:05:10,600 Uh... Guess I could loot some stuff. 109 00:05:10,610 --> 00:05:11,819 Fine, yeah, okay, let's make it quick. 110 00:05:11,820 --> 00:05:13,580 Awesome, I've never been. Let's do this. 111 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:16,640 Okay, adventure family! Whoo! 112 00:05:16,660 --> 00:05:18,600 Uh, okay. 113 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:25,067 Fuck. 114 00:05:29,890 --> 00:05:33,350 Excuse me? Bro, Ricks don't pass on this. 115 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:37,860 Rick? Is that you? 116 00:05:37,870 --> 00:05:39,540 Yeah... Diane. 117 00:05:39,550 --> 00:05:41,200 You've been gone so long. 118 00:05:41,220 --> 00:05:45,000 - Did you find our daughter's killer? - Not yet, sorry. Still looking. 119 00:05:45,020 --> 00:05:46,080 You'll find him. 120 00:05:46,100 --> 00:05:49,240 You always do everything you set your mind to. 121 00:05:49,250 --> 00:05:51,000 Except keep your family alive. 122 00:05:51,020 --> 00:05:52,560 But that was hardly your fault! 123 00:05:52,580 --> 00:05:53,910 Mute. 124 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:55,250 If I could be muted, 125 00:05:55,270 --> 00:05:57,659 I wouldn't be too-too-too good at haunting you, 126 00:05:57,660 --> 00:05:59,140 would I, you dirty bear? 127 00:05:59,150 --> 00:06:01,080 Yeah, forgot I wanted to be haunted. 128 00:06:01,100 --> 00:06:02,729 I guess you predicted you might. 129 00:06:02,730 --> 00:06:04,860 That's where haunting comes in handy, huh? 130 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:06,940 Very good point, sugar. 131 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:15,080 Rick? 132 00:06:18,380 --> 00:06:20,500 Hello? Original family? 133 00:06:20,510 --> 00:06:22,130 Sorry about last time. 134 00:06:22,140 --> 00:06:24,167 Rick, he was in space prison. 135 00:06:24,180 --> 00:06:26,290 W-We couldn't just... hello? 136 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:35,929 Aw, geez. 137 00:06:54,140 --> 00:06:55,160 Ahh. 138 00:06:57,930 --> 00:06:59,810 Ah, fuck. 139 00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:02,120 Damn it, Morty, there's no doctors anymore. 140 00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:03,370 Dad? 141 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:08,880 Figures it's underwhelming the one time I visit. 142 00:07:08,890 --> 00:07:09,900 Yeah, sorry, 143 00:07:09,920 --> 00:07:12,420 usually there's cowboy Rick and Mortys and stuff. 144 00:07:13,030 --> 00:07:14,059 Oh, looks like they could use 145 00:07:14,060 --> 00:07:16,260 a couple repairman Rick and Mortys, right? 146 00:07:16,980 --> 00:07:18,860 Oh, tight, little scavenger dudes! 147 00:07:18,870 --> 00:07:20,766 If they shoot at us, I'm allowed to... 148 00:07:21,610 --> 00:07:22,700 do this. 149 00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:24,320 Shit, yeah! 150 00:07:26,990 --> 00:07:28,649 Space Mom, get in on this! 151 00:07:32,630 --> 00:07:33,940 Cool Mom! 152 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:35,660 Let's keep it moving. I don't have all day. 153 00:07:36,540 --> 00:07:37,560 I got it! 154 00:07:39,690 --> 00:07:41,480 I got it! I got it! 155 00:07:41,490 --> 00:07:43,220 Sorry! 156 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:44,300 Sorry! 157 00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:45,820 I got it. Sorry! 158 00:07:48,140 --> 00:07:49,750 I was gonna do it. 159 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:52,420 Ugh. Terrestrials, am I right? 160 00:07:52,430 --> 00:07:54,690 I kept up the search in your absence. 161 00:07:54,700 --> 00:07:56,790 You want a new list of potential locations? 162 00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:59,320 You're always just one room away, huh? 163 00:07:59,340 --> 00:08:00,879 Yeah, uh, remember? 164 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:02,850 You thought if you could see or touch me, 165 00:08:02,860 --> 00:08:05,120 it might give you a level of com-com-comfort. 166 00:08:05,140 --> 00:08:06,880 Right. Can't have that. 167 00:08:06,900 --> 00:08:08,070 Come on, Summer. 168 00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:10,340 Who's Summer? Should I be jealous? 169 00:08:10,350 --> 00:08:13,780 I hope Summer knows what happens to the people you love! 170 00:08:18,300 --> 00:08:19,366 Hey, Rick! 171 00:08:19,370 --> 00:08:21,690 Hey, Mr. Goldmanbachmajorian. 172 00:08:21,700 --> 00:08:23,580 S-Still alive, huh? W-What's up? 173 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:26,729 I was wondering if you could help me make sense of a note 174 00:08:26,730 --> 00:08:28,060 I found this morning? 175 00:08:28,070 --> 00:08:31,380 It's written by someone claiming to be me. 176 00:08:31,390 --> 00:08:34,060 They say my mind is held captive in a time loop, 177 00:08:34,070 --> 00:08:36,280 trapped in the day of a traumatic event 178 00:08:36,300 --> 00:08:38,924 by the agony of a formidable intelligence. 179 00:08:38,925 --> 00:08:41,130 But also that my captor forgot about aging... 180 00:08:41,150 --> 00:08:43,930 that my body spoils and yearns for death 181 00:08:43,940 --> 00:08:46,380 while my soul remains stuck in place, 182 00:08:46,390 --> 00:08:48,060 caught like a fly in amber. 183 00:08:48,070 --> 00:08:50,400 Right. I used to drink drink. 184 00:08:50,410 --> 00:08:52,740 - Uh, no clue, pal. - That's okay. 185 00:08:52,760 --> 00:08:54,920 I found other notes in the trash just like it. 186 00:08:54,930 --> 00:08:56,890 Poor weirdo. I pity them. 187 00:08:56,900 --> 00:08:58,510 Wish they could let go and move on. 188 00:08:58,530 --> 00:09:00,340 - Sounds healthy. - Sure would be! 189 00:09:03,090 --> 00:09:04,920 Ohhhhhh! 190 00:09:04,940 --> 00:09:06,500 Sweet death. 191 00:09:06,510 --> 00:09:08,170 Was that symbolic? 192 00:09:08,180 --> 00:09:09,640 Are you letting go? 193 00:09:09,650 --> 00:09:11,880 I understand, baby. I forgive you... 194 00:09:11,890 --> 00:09:13,980 You don't get to say that! You're not her. 195 00:09:13,990 --> 00:09:16,250 You're a thing I built to torture myself. 196 00:09:16,260 --> 00:09:18,270 This whole fucking timeline is cursed. 197 00:09:18,280 --> 00:09:19,300 I gotta get out of here. 198 00:09:19,310 --> 00:09:20,927 Because you want to move on. 199 00:09:20,930 --> 00:09:22,400 Because I don't. 200 00:09:22,420 --> 00:09:24,180 And I have to. 201 00:09:24,190 --> 00:09:25,900 I came back on accident. 202 00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:29,180 Guy I'm looking for, he's... he's not findable, Diane. 203 00:09:30,420 --> 00:09:32,790 I live with a version of Beth, now. 204 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:34,890 Sounds like a version of nice. 205 00:09:34,900 --> 00:09:37,090 We have grandkids. Tha... That's who Summer is. 206 00:09:37,100 --> 00:09:38,930 She's gonna get me out of here. 207 00:09:38,940 --> 00:09:40,200 She reminds me of you. 208 00:09:40,210 --> 00:09:42,540 Oh, really? Is she dead too? 209 00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:44,230 Bye, Diane. 210 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:46,080 You're not honestly gonna fly into that rift 211 00:09:46,100 --> 00:09:47,700 without coordinates, are you? 212 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:49,331 Don't give up on us, Rick! 213 00:09:49,340 --> 00:09:50,740 I don't make the rules! 214 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:52,440 Haunters gonna haunt! 215 00:09:57,890 --> 00:10:00,926 Baby? Are you killing yourself? 216 00:10:00,940 --> 00:10:03,960 I'm more embracing the "win-win" of risking my life. 217 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:15,830 - Where's Mom and Summer? - Oh, they're gone. 218 00:10:15,840 --> 00:10:17,780 - Sorry, Morty. - Gone gone? 219 00:10:17,790 --> 00:10:20,130 We spent a long time in that ice. 220 00:10:20,140 --> 00:10:24,240 A gentle mutant licked us out, but Beth got sick, and Summer... 221 00:10:24,250 --> 00:10:26,560 didn't thaw right. 222 00:10:26,580 --> 00:10:29,710 With no one left to blame, I finally had to deal with myself. 223 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:31,680 Buried my grief at Barnes & Noble. 224 00:10:31,690 --> 00:10:33,420 "Four Agreements,"Eat Pray Love," 225 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:35,540 Frank Miller's "The Dark Knight Returns." 226 00:10:35,550 --> 00:10:37,230 Learned to accept things for what they are. 227 00:10:38,850 --> 00:10:41,740 In a few of these, the whole brain is still intact. 228 00:10:41,750 --> 00:10:43,729 Makes you wonder if some people were still in there, 229 00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:45,560 just trapped in the horror. 230 00:10:45,570 --> 00:10:47,290 Anyway, it's awesome protein. 231 00:10:47,300 --> 00:10:48,460 I'm so sorry, Dad. 232 00:10:48,470 --> 00:10:52,230 But my real, original Dad beat the apocalypse. 233 00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:54,688 I-I-I guess we all underestimated you. 234 00:10:54,700 --> 00:10:58,160 Hey, w-what's that game we always used to try to play as a family, 235 00:10:58,180 --> 00:10:59,670 y... the one we never finished? 236 00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:01,560 - Downbeat. - Yes! Let's play Downbeat. 237 00:11:01,580 --> 00:11:03,910 I-I bet I can find it! We can finish now. 238 00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:06,950 Yeah, you should totally do that. 239 00:11:10,210 --> 00:11:12,120 Hey, yeah, cool, I-I got it! 240 00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:14,919 We'll play Downbeat and we'll... we'll camp here tonight 241 00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:16,520 and then rebuild the house. 242 00:11:16,530 --> 00:11:18,880 You know, we got food, fresh water, 243 00:11:18,890 --> 00:11:20,690 and we've got family. 244 00:11:20,700 --> 00:11:21,840 The fuck? 245 00:11:23,860 --> 00:11:25,680 Morty. I wrote this note in advance 246 00:11:25,700 --> 00:11:27,620 in case you're wondering how I left so fast. 247 00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:29,400 My plan is to wait for you to turn your back, 248 00:11:29,420 --> 00:11:31,520 then I'm going to grab all your shit and split. 249 00:11:31,530 --> 00:11:33,079 Depending on how long you were out of the room, 250 00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:35,610 you'll probably be thinking I can't be that far away 251 00:11:35,620 --> 00:11:36,850 and you'll want to foll... 252 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:41,549 Morty, wrote this fast 'cause had to set trap. 253 00:11:41,550 --> 00:11:42,559 Thought you'd have cooler shit. 254 00:11:42,560 --> 00:11:44,170 - See other note, bye. - Motherfu... 255 00:11:46,190 --> 00:11:48,330 Whoa-whoa! Slow down! Slow down! 256 00:11:48,340 --> 00:11:49,810 Not cool! Oh! 257 00:11:50,780 --> 00:11:51,970 What the hell, Dad? 258 00:11:51,980 --> 00:11:53,300 Don't take it personal, Morty. 259 00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:54,579 That's one of the Four Agreements. 260 00:11:54,580 --> 00:11:55,719 I don't remember the other three, 261 00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:58,420 but I know Commissioner Gordon was cool with Batman moving on. 262 00:11:58,440 --> 00:12:00,280 Batman doesn't abandon people! 263 00:12:00,300 --> 00:12:01,910 You abandoned us. 264 00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:03,040 I deserve that. 265 00:12:03,060 --> 00:12:05,091 But, you know, it... it improved you. 266 00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:07,480 Oh, am I cool enough for you now? 267 00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:08,770 Well, that was easy. 268 00:12:08,790 --> 00:12:10,870 It only cost me fucking everything. 269 00:12:10,880 --> 00:12:13,140 - Whoa, hey, I-I... - You came back and talked about us 270 00:12:13,150 --> 00:12:14,740 like we weren't people, Morty! 271 00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:16,603 Then you bailed and left us to freeze! 272 00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:18,360 I-I was apologizing for that earlier... 273 00:12:18,370 --> 00:12:21,040 Your mom and sister died, Morty! 274 00:12:22,100 --> 00:12:23,860 And I moved on. 275 00:12:23,870 --> 00:12:25,230 From caring. 276 00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:27,700 And that is the best deal you will ever get. 277 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:29,920 - So take it. - Please don't go. 278 00:12:29,940 --> 00:12:32,970 I-If Rick comes back, we ca... we can find you a new reality, 279 00:12:32,980 --> 00:12:35,750 a new Mom, new Summer, a... job! 280 00:12:35,770 --> 00:12:37,457 Oh, you don't get it, kid. 281 00:12:37,460 --> 00:12:39,900 Except for this conversation, my life is perfect. 282 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:43,630 Rick was always right. Everyone needs to let go. 283 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:49,860 Aww, you came back. 284 00:12:49,870 --> 00:12:51,790 I guess we really did form a bond. 285 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:53,160 Ow! Hey, stop it! 286 00:12:53,170 --> 00:12:55,475 Get away from me! No, help! 287 00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:57,920 All right, pin dropped, Grandpa! 288 00:12:57,940 --> 00:12:59,354 Come and get us. 289 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:02,983 Come on, come on, come on! 290 00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:05,550 Baby? Something to keep in mind... 291 00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:07,890 If you were pulled home by whatever happened, 292 00:13:07,910 --> 00:13:10,720 it's likely our target was, as well. 293 00:13:10,740 --> 00:13:14,420 It's also likely he's having as much trouble leaving as you are. 294 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:17,600 He's trapped. 295 00:13:18,740 --> 00:13:20,875 - Grandpa! - Oh, fuck yes! 296 00:13:24,990 --> 00:13:26,600 Grandpa... Grandpa? 297 00:13:26,620 --> 00:13:28,842 Summer! Gold star, always believed in you. 298 00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:30,360 - N-Now the hard part. - Hard part? 299 00:13:30,370 --> 00:13:32,520 Way worse things than me can see that beacon, too. 300 00:13:32,540 --> 00:13:34,500 Hunker down and protect it while I grab Morty. 301 00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:37,475 - Rick out! Try to survive! - Oh, shit. 302 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:39,142 Domestic Mom should hide maybe? 303 00:13:39,143 --> 00:13:42,230 - "Domestic Mom"? - I mean, she's the cool space one. 304 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:44,990 Look, I'm not looking to get caught in whatever this is. 305 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,640 You guys can both hide maybe, hash it out. 306 00:13:46,650 --> 00:13:50,020 Oh, quit talking down! I'm you with the patience to do laundry. 307 00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:52,050 Mom, stop being jealous of our bond! 308 00:13:52,060 --> 00:13:54,576 She ran from our choices. I have to parent them. 309 00:13:54,580 --> 00:13:57,662 It's not like I didn't care. That's what the clone was for. 310 00:13:57,663 --> 00:13:58,990 Aah! 311 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,165 Moms! 312 00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:15,050 - Morty! - Rick? 313 00:14:15,060 --> 00:14:16,880 I knew it! I knew you wouldn't leave me! 314 00:14:16,900 --> 00:14:18,808 Ow! The fuck? 315 00:14:18,810 --> 00:14:20,149 Morty, did you see another Rick here? 316 00:14:20,150 --> 00:14:22,720 Nondescript haircut, sci-fi jacket? 317 00:14:22,730 --> 00:14:24,940 Eh, of course you didn't see him, you'd be dead. 318 00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:26,580 Or you'd be a bomb. 319 00:14:26,590 --> 00:14:28,360 Do you feel bomby? 320 00:14:28,380 --> 00:14:29,800 Nah, you woulda blown up by now. 321 00:14:29,820 --> 00:14:31,160 Wasn't the Rick here dead? 322 00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:32,860 Th-That's why you pick places, right? 323 00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:37,760 Uh, well, your Rick, uh, yeah, not dead, more like not around. 324 00:14:37,780 --> 00:14:40,500 When I met you, I was sorta hoping he might turn up one day. 325 00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:42,207 You son of a bitch! I got you! 326 00:14:42,210 --> 00:14:44,190 W-W-Where are we going? 327 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:45,920 To kill your grandpa, little buddy. 328 00:14:45,930 --> 00:14:48,671 Wait, what? I don't understand. 329 00:14:48,690 --> 00:14:50,820 My original Rick killed your family? 330 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:52,389 And you were just waiting for him to come back? 331 00:14:52,390 --> 00:14:53,879 Seems like you understand fine, Morty. 332 00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:55,345 That was A+ re-piping. 333 00:14:55,350 --> 00:14:56,480 We're here. 334 00:14:58,750 --> 00:15:00,530 This guy, Morty, he hates being found, 335 00:15:00,550 --> 00:15:02,110 but loves building elaborate shit. 336 00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:03,849 Like... Like... Like playing a ton of "Minecraft," 337 00:15:03,850 --> 00:15:05,010 but all on a private server. 338 00:15:05,020 --> 00:15:06,731 Am I in a fucking K-hole right now? 339 00:15:06,732 --> 00:15:08,030 What is going on? 340 00:15:11,194 --> 00:15:13,154 Whoa, hoho, you found me! 341 00:15:14,690 --> 00:15:16,220 I shoot the first monitor, too. 342 00:15:16,230 --> 00:15:17,860 Listen, I'm not here. 343 00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:19,411 Or am I? 344 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:21,390 There's the clone you found. 345 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:22,860 Or maybe it's me, all naked! 346 00:15:22,870 --> 00:15:24,670 Just a Lil Keyser Soze. 347 00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:26,370 I mean, why would I admit it's not? 348 00:15:26,380 --> 00:15:27,730 Oh-hoho, yeah! Look at him! 349 00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:29,270 Look at him go, look at him dance. 350 00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:31,600 O-Or me. Again, it might be me, 351 00:15:31,610 --> 00:15:34,070 like a "Saw" thing. I'm very sneaky. 352 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:37,270 Here's a bunch of killbots to deal with while ya wrestle with that. 353 00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:43,720 Obviously, I don't know who I'm talking to here. 354 00:15:43,730 --> 00:15:45,090 It's all prerecorded. 355 00:15:46,950 --> 00:15:48,150 But if you got this far, 356 00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:50,120 you probably think you're real special. 357 00:15:50,130 --> 00:15:51,270 Tell you what... 358 00:15:51,290 --> 00:15:52,390 Oop! There he goes! 359 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:54,010 Maybe that actually was me! 360 00:15:54,030 --> 00:15:56,390 If you follow him down there, we can do a big fight. 361 00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:58,310 50% chance I'm not lying. 362 00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:02,030 We're in trouble, asshole! 363 00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:03,340 I shouldn't have to beg. 364 00:16:03,350 --> 00:16:06,070 - Wait, my moms are in trouble? - Those versions of them are. 365 00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:08,789 W-We gotta save them! Rick, this is an obvious trap. 366 00:16:08,790 --> 00:16:10,629 If you go down there, he's just gonna kill you. 367 00:16:10,630 --> 00:16:12,090 - Good! - What? 368 00:16:14,070 --> 00:16:15,090 Now what? 369 00:16:15,110 --> 00:16:17,552 If you don't care if you die, why do you care if I die? 370 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,200 Knock it off! Get out of here! 371 00:16:19,220 --> 00:16:21,810 You did this last season! You're like a suicide bomber! 372 00:16:21,830 --> 00:16:23,030 Takes one to know one. 373 00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:25,190 Yeah, well, you get it from him, not me. 374 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:28,790 I don't know him. You're my grandpa, Rick. 375 00:16:28,810 --> 00:16:31,280 Rick and Morty. A hundred years. 376 00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:32,929 This place totally might go up, by the way. 377 00:16:32,930 --> 00:16:34,470 Here's a bunch of countdowns. 378 00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:36,370 One of them's probably accurate. 379 00:16:38,070 --> 00:16:41,040 Ah, fucking stupid 5th-dimensional stomach juices. 380 00:16:41,050 --> 00:16:44,120 Sorry for the sitcom fight, and maybe getting us digested. 381 00:16:44,130 --> 00:16:45,538 You've got incredible timing. 382 00:16:45,540 --> 00:16:47,090 Oh, don't be a bitch. I'm parenting. 383 00:16:47,110 --> 00:16:48,510 Makes sense you don't recognize it. 384 00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:50,089 You've been out of practice for a while. 385 00:16:50,090 --> 00:16:51,610 Good! I'm glad that they have you! 386 00:16:51,630 --> 00:16:53,450 I don't want to be "Space Mom." 387 00:16:53,460 --> 00:16:54,620 You've made that clear. 388 00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:57,510 Just don't let Summer mistake your rejection of her for good taste. 389 00:16:57,530 --> 00:16:59,810 I'm not trying to. It's all her! 390 00:17:03,910 --> 00:17:06,420 Jesus! It'd be cool if you were around more. 391 00:17:06,430 --> 00:17:07,910 I don't wanna get married. 392 00:17:07,930 --> 00:17:10,450 I'm 17. My affection is the wind. 393 00:17:10,470 --> 00:17:12,250 Don't try to compete for it. 394 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:15,318 I could hear every word of that through the helmets. 395 00:17:15,330 --> 00:17:17,340 Thank fuck I only had to kill most of them. 396 00:17:17,350 --> 00:17:19,270 Jesus, that ship really has sailed. 397 00:17:24,290 --> 00:17:28,164 And now we feast! 398 00:17:32,210 --> 00:17:33,790 This emergency was oversold to me. 399 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:34,810 - Grandpa! - Morty! 400 00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:37,370 Moms! Wait, I-if they had to wear helmets... 401 00:17:37,380 --> 00:17:39,430 I do childproofing stuff while you're asleep. 402 00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:40,830 Why don't you childproof Dad? 403 00:17:40,850 --> 00:17:41,959 - Ah, great reminder. - Wait! 404 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:43,596 - Time to get Jerry. - Ugh. 405 00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:46,770 Maybe I wouldn't be so uptight If I wasn't married 406 00:17:46,790 --> 00:17:49,570 to an unemployed receptacle of human fear! 407 00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:51,570 Get a job, Dad, it's been a decade. 408 00:17:51,590 --> 00:17:52,700 Woof. Pretty brutal, Jer. 409 00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:55,700 I-I know a good alligator park if you wanna kill yourself. 410 00:17:55,710 --> 00:17:56,989 I got expelled today. 411 00:17:56,990 --> 00:17:58,649 - What the hell, Morty? You got expelled! - Oh, no, you got expelled. 412 00:17:58,650 --> 00:18:00,209 - Whoa, what a horrible thing. - You are so fucking dumb! 413 00:18:00,210 --> 00:18:02,110 - Too bad, Morty. - Hi, hon. 414 00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:03,190 Woof, 415 00:18:03,210 --> 00:18:05,610 some real Season 2 vibes in there, you know what I'm sayin'? 416 00:18:05,630 --> 00:18:07,390 You know, never thought I'd say this, 417 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:10,790 but I think I'm glad we spent that time divorced. 418 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:11,810 Er, one second. 419 00:18:11,830 --> 00:18:13,609 I'll build a fucking swing set in the backyard! 420 00:18:13,610 --> 00:18:16,100 You know, I may technically be from here. 421 00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:18,690 But I'm a goddamn interdimensional traveler now. 422 00:18:18,710 --> 00:18:21,940 And all of you can kiss my sci-fi ass. 423 00:18:26,860 --> 00:18:29,990 It gets me every time. 424 00:18:30,010 --> 00:18:32,610 Wow, what an amazing joke I just told. 425 00:18:32,620 --> 00:18:34,710 A-And also, what an adventure. 426 00:18:34,730 --> 00:18:36,309 You know, I guess it doesn't matter where we're from 427 00:18:36,310 --> 00:18:37,690 if we're together, huh? 428 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,400 Good... Good final moral thing. 429 00:18:39,420 --> 00:18:41,680 This is everyone's "original dimension" now. 430 00:18:41,700 --> 00:18:42,920 Great wrap-ups, kids. 431 00:18:42,930 --> 00:18:45,742 - Ugh, you're back. - Oh, shit, Season 2 Jerry! 432 00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:46,899 Look, before you bust my balls, 433 00:18:46,900 --> 00:18:48,360 can someone help with the shower? 434 00:18:48,370 --> 00:18:50,371 It's colder than Beth on our anniversary. 435 00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:52,690 Also, look who I found in Rick's room. 436 00:18:52,710 --> 00:18:54,709 Mmmm, I'm Mr. Frundles! 437 00:18:54,710 --> 00:18:55,850 I don't care how cute he is. 438 00:18:55,870 --> 00:18:57,550 We agreed no boogens in the house. 439 00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:59,410 Wait, Season 2 Jerry, don't! 440 00:18:59,420 --> 00:19:01,150 - Whoa! - Mr. Frundles! 441 00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:02,175 Everybody in the car. 442 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,594 Mmmm, I'm Mr. Frundles! 443 00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:06,450 Wait, but I thought he was Mr. Frundles. 444 00:19:06,470 --> 00:19:08,330 Everybody in the car! Now! 445 00:19:08,350 --> 00:19:11,270 Nyah! Mmmm, I'm Mr. Frundles! 446 00:19:11,290 --> 00:19:14,312 - Mmmm, I'm Mr. Frundles! - Mmmm, I'm Mr. Frundles! 447 00:19:16,170 --> 00:19:17,273 What the fuck, Dad? 448 00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:18,819 Why would you bring that thing into our house? 449 00:19:18,820 --> 00:19:20,430 It was cute! Fuck. 450 00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:21,930 We gotta find a new timeline now! 451 00:19:21,950 --> 00:19:23,890 You know how hard that shit is without portals? 452 00:19:23,910 --> 00:19:26,500 We gotta do the thing with the Rift and the beacon again! 453 00:19:26,510 --> 00:19:28,600 The whole fucking episode all over again! 454 00:19:28,610 --> 00:19:30,770 Car, fabricate some vomit bags. 455 00:19:30,790 --> 00:19:32,710 Can't we just go back and fix it? 456 00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:37,835 Mmmm, I'm Mr. Frundles! 457 00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:42,949 I can't believe portal travel's broken. 458 00:19:42,950 --> 00:19:44,350 I'll get to it when I get to it. 459 00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:45,520 Lift with your knees, Mom. 460 00:19:45,530 --> 00:19:47,428 How many times have you done this? 461 00:19:49,510 --> 00:19:50,750 Oh, God. 462 00:19:50,770 --> 00:19:53,470 And you swear they die of natural causes? 463 00:19:53,490 --> 00:19:56,370 - Mm-hmm, yep. - The exact same as our old timeline? 464 00:19:56,390 --> 00:19:58,179 - Even my stuff? - Bit of a rush job, actually, 465 00:19:58,180 --> 00:20:00,430 so they do say "Parmesan" weird. 466 00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:02,350 - How do they say... - Par-mees-ian. 467 00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:03,600 - Boo. - Jesus Christ. 468 00:20:03,610 --> 00:20:04,659 I could've left you guys! 469 00:20:04,660 --> 00:20:06,679 You think the concept of "family" matters to me? 470 00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:07,824 I'm not even your Rick! 471 00:20:07,830 --> 00:20:08,990 - Uh-huh. - "I'm Denial Rick!" 472 00:20:09,010 --> 00:20:10,660 See you inside, Dad. 473 00:20:10,670 --> 00:20:13,210 Sorry I was such a Dance Mom about Summer. 474 00:20:13,230 --> 00:20:15,780 - She's your daughter, too. - No, boundaries are good. 475 00:20:15,790 --> 00:20:19,250 But, uh, speaking of, maybe I've put up too many. 476 00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:21,390 Is it okay if I come around sometimes? 477 00:20:21,410 --> 00:20:22,590 That could be nice. 478 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:25,550 - That's a cute outfit. - The one we always wear? 479 00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:32,330 Yes, Morty? 480 00:20:32,340 --> 00:20:34,330 You promise I'm not, you know, bait? 481 00:20:34,340 --> 00:20:37,750 - T-To make that Rick come back? - What? M-Morty, for you to be bait, 482 00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:39,270 the guy'd have to value something. 483 00:20:39,290 --> 00:20:41,691 He truly does not give a shit. 484 00:20:43,210 --> 00:20:45,170 He's the real deal. 485 00:20:46,710 --> 00:20:49,350 - Parmeee-san. - Par-meees-ian. 486 00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:51,140 Par-mees-ian. 487 00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:53,030 - Par... Parmeeeeeesian. - Parmesian. 488 00:20:53,050 --> 00:20:54,704 - Gross. I hate it. - Yeah. 489 00:20:54,710 --> 00:20:59,292 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - — www.addic7ed.com — 490 00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:31,609 Hello? Morty? 491 00:21:31,610 --> 00:21:32,880 That one big rat? 492 00:21:32,900 --> 00:21:34,370 - Whoa, this is a development. - Gah! 493 00:21:34,390 --> 00:21:36,070 Shh. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, 494 00:21:36,090 --> 00:21:37,829 Lil guy, easy. You're a Jerry, right? 495 00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:39,370 Never got too close to the concept. 496 00:21:39,390 --> 00:21:41,250 Boy, you have really arc'd out. 497 00:21:41,270 --> 00:21:42,750 Were you putting on pants? 498 00:21:42,770 --> 00:21:45,440 What? Oh, yeah, no, I was naked to fuck with a guy. 499 00:21:45,450 --> 00:21:47,400 Speaking of, did you talk to me, 500 00:21:47,410 --> 00:21:51,050 - or a little kid around here? - Maybe. Why? 501 00:21:51,070 --> 00:21:52,800 Because if you hate them, too... 502 00:21:52,810 --> 00:21:54,470 I could be down for a little team up. 503 00:21:54,471 --> 00:21:56,050 Eh, I really don't "team up" anymore. 504 00:21:56,070 --> 00:21:58,518 Managing people, such a headache. Aah! 505 00:21:58,519 --> 00:22:00,610 Fatality... 506 00:22:00,630 --> 00:22:02,440 Jerry wins. 507 00:22:06,970 --> 00:22:09,630 Oh, goddamn dude. Badass! 508 00:22:12,910 --> 00:22:14,350 Why are you here? 509 00:22:14,370 --> 00:22:19,020 Buddy, I have been asking myself that exact same question.