1 00:00:06,661 --> 00:00:08,872 Any clue when our houseguest is finally gonna leave? 2 00:00:08,955 --> 00:00:10,540 It'd be nice to have the living room back. 3 00:00:10,623 --> 00:00:12,083 I keep tripping on all his top hats. 4 00:00:12,167 --> 00:00:13,752 He's always messing with my TiVO! 5 00:00:13,835 --> 00:00:16,129 It's an antique, the buttons are fragile! 6 00:00:16,213 --> 00:00:17,965 Big surprise that Dad's avoiding all this. 7 00:00:18,048 --> 00:00:21,176 Guys, he's a family friend. he can stay as long as he needs. 8 00:00:21,260 --> 00:00:24,471 Hey, so I just sold some drugs to the weird little dude in there. 9 00:00:24,555 --> 00:00:25,931 He said you had cash? 10 00:00:26,015 --> 00:00:28,392 Oh, you kids in school? You having trouble focusing? 11 00:00:28,476 --> 00:00:30,353 Okay, that's it! Morty, find your grandfather 12 00:00:30,436 --> 00:00:31,771 while go I talk to our houseguest. 13 00:00:31,854 --> 00:00:32,897 Jerry, pay the dealer. 14 00:00:32,981 --> 00:00:35,316 Yeah, I prefer the term pharmacist. 15 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:36,443 So do they! 16 00:00:37,193 --> 00:00:38,570 Any chance you have... 17 00:00:38,653 --> 00:00:40,906 Sorry, I left my wallet in space. 18 00:00:42,115 --> 00:00:43,617 Are you leaving to get it? 19 00:00:44,868 --> 00:00:47,413 Mr. Poopybutthole, this has gone far enough. 20 00:00:47,496 --> 00:00:50,040 We have been really cool to you in your time of need. 21 00:00:50,833 --> 00:00:54,545 I agree, Beth. I'm a piece of garbage. 22 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:55,963 Can you boost me up 23 00:00:56,047 --> 00:00:58,633 so I can hook my belt to the ceiling fan? 24 00:00:58,716 --> 00:01:00,009 We don't have a ceiling fan. 25 00:01:01,135 --> 00:01:03,221 Is that why it's so hot? 26 00:01:03,304 --> 00:01:05,390 They're not expensive. 27 00:01:06,391 --> 00:01:09,352 Bet you didn't expect to see me in a cold open, huh? 28 00:01:09,644 --> 00:01:12,481 Looks like I've taken another turn for the worse. 29 00:01:12,731 --> 00:01:14,817 It all started when Beth shot me. 30 00:01:14,900 --> 00:01:16,026 I said I was sorry. 31 00:01:16,110 --> 00:01:18,863 I know. It tore you up inside. 32 00:01:18,946 --> 00:01:20,948 - Like a bullet. - It was an accident! 33 00:01:21,365 --> 00:01:24,202 Anyway, then I got fired from my job 34 00:01:24,285 --> 00:01:27,497 my wife left me, I broke both my legs 35 00:01:27,580 --> 00:01:28,915 failed the bar exam. 36 00:01:30,083 --> 00:01:31,793 Things went downhill from there. 37 00:01:32,002 --> 00:01:34,546 So I've been crashing with the Smiths for a while. 38 00:01:35,464 --> 00:01:37,090 I'm Mr. Poopybutthole. 39 00:01:37,174 --> 00:01:39,885 And this is Rick and Morty Season 7. 40 00:02:14,422 --> 00:02:15,464 Hey, buddy. 41 00:02:15,548 --> 00:02:16,591 Brought you a coffee. 42 00:02:16,674 --> 00:02:18,009 I can synthesize coffee. 43 00:02:18,092 --> 00:02:19,135 You don't need to make excuses. 44 00:02:19,218 --> 00:02:20,261 Yeah, I knew you'd say that 45 00:02:20,345 --> 00:02:21,512 so I didn't even bring a cup. 46 00:02:22,096 --> 00:02:23,848 - Any progress? - Yes, Morty... 47 00:02:23,932 --> 00:02:25,558 I found the version of me that killed my wife. 48 00:02:25,642 --> 00:02:27,561 - You just missed it. - Okay, I get it. 49 00:02:27,644 --> 00:02:28,854 I had a big sword fight with him 50 00:02:28,937 --> 00:02:29,980 on top of Hoover Dam. 51 00:02:30,063 --> 00:02:31,565 He fell and landed on a sharp spike 52 00:02:31,648 --> 00:02:32,774 then whispered "thank you" 53 00:02:32,858 --> 00:02:33,901 like a werewolf. 54 00:02:33,984 --> 00:02:35,027 I was asking to be polite. 55 00:02:35,110 --> 00:02:36,153 The family wants you upstairs 56 00:02:36,236 --> 00:02:37,446 to deal with Mr. Poopybutthole. 57 00:02:37,529 --> 00:02:38,572 It's finally time, huh? 58 00:02:38,656 --> 00:02:39,865 Well, lucky for you guys 59 00:02:39,949 --> 00:02:41,367 I know how to make someone leave. 60 00:02:41,742 --> 00:02:44,787 Family. I present to you, Robo-Ghost. 61 00:02:44,871 --> 00:02:46,581 - Rick! - Your plan is to scare him away? 62 00:02:46,664 --> 00:02:47,707 I'm listening. 63 00:02:48,082 --> 00:02:49,584 Assembling body. 64 00:02:53,129 --> 00:02:54,881 Activating sentience. 65 00:02:56,341 --> 00:02:57,968 Uploading business. 66 00:03:00,762 --> 00:03:03,015 Unfinished business detected. 67 00:03:03,098 --> 00:03:04,683 Terminating body. 68 00:03:10,648 --> 00:03:12,400 Okay. I need to make gravity 69 00:03:12,483 --> 00:03:13,985 part of its finished business 70 00:03:14,068 --> 00:03:16,613 and leave floors unfinished. Starting over. 71 00:03:16,696 --> 00:03:18,281 Dad, you can't keep putting this off. 72 00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:19,574 You're doing an intervention with us. 73 00:03:19,658 --> 00:03:20,700 - Nope. - Then we're sticking 74 00:03:20,784 --> 00:03:22,077 Poopybutthole downstairs with you. 75 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:23,203 What is this? 76 00:03:23,286 --> 00:03:25,247 Is this an intervention of me not intervening? 77 00:03:25,330 --> 00:03:26,874 You know this can't make the concept work 78 00:03:26,957 --> 00:03:28,333 not comedically or clinically. 79 00:03:28,417 --> 00:03:30,294 Its success rate is ten percent in both areas. 80 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:31,795 Then you have to help him on your own. 81 00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:33,172 And not with a ghost. 82 00:03:35,675 --> 00:03:36,717 That... that's interesting. 83 00:03:36,801 --> 00:03:37,844 You kind of gave him a little power 84 00:03:37,927 --> 00:03:38,970 by mentioning him. 85 00:03:39,053 --> 00:03:40,096 There's a lot of science 86 00:03:40,179 --> 00:03:41,222 to unpack about ghosts. 87 00:03:43,016 --> 00:03:44,809 After I talk to my friend. 88 00:03:45,060 --> 00:03:46,519 He's in the living room, Rick. 89 00:03:46,603 --> 00:03:48,104 I'm not doing this by myself! 90 00:03:48,188 --> 00:03:49,856 Oh, so you're going to have an intervention? 91 00:03:49,940 --> 00:03:51,149 No. I'm going to get some friends 92 00:03:51,233 --> 00:03:52,359 to help me talk to a friend 93 00:03:52,442 --> 00:03:53,485 and you'd know the difference 94 00:03:53,569 --> 00:03:55,070 if you weren't stupid and had friends. 95 00:03:55,154 --> 00:03:56,363 You're mean! Dad! 96 00:03:56,447 --> 00:03:57,489 Pick your battles, honey. 97 00:03:57,990 --> 00:03:59,074 Yeah, fuck you, Summer. 98 00:04:00,075 --> 00:04:01,661 - God damn it. - Your portal closed. 99 00:04:01,744 --> 00:04:02,787 Oh, did it? 100 00:04:02,870 --> 00:04:04,580 Have an intervention or we'll intervention you 101 00:04:04,664 --> 00:04:05,915 you bunch of stupids. 102 00:04:08,418 --> 00:04:10,253 Gearhead! Buddy! 103 00:04:10,336 --> 00:04:12,464 Listen. We gotta help Mr. Poopybutthole. 104 00:04:12,547 --> 00:04:13,632 He's in a bad place. 105 00:04:13,715 --> 00:04:15,383 Well, that sounds like an intervention 106 00:04:15,467 --> 00:04:17,886 which Gearhead no Likehead. 107 00:04:17,970 --> 00:04:19,930 It's not an intervention. And you owe me. 108 00:04:20,013 --> 00:04:22,266 Okay, fine, but now I need a drink. 109 00:04:22,349 --> 00:04:23,642 Make it to go and make it two. 110 00:04:25,185 --> 00:04:27,146 Rick, you son of a squanch! 111 00:04:27,229 --> 00:04:29,065 Squanch! Told you he wasn't dead. 112 00:04:29,148 --> 00:04:30,525 - We squanching? - A little. 113 00:04:30,608 --> 00:04:32,193 We need to have a hang with Poopybutthole 114 00:04:32,276 --> 00:04:33,987 - and talk to him about... - His drinking. 115 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:36,406 Us? Not without a squanch. 116 00:04:36,489 --> 00:04:38,199 - I'd love one if you're pouring. - Make it three. 117 00:04:38,783 --> 00:04:41,870 You left a Gromflomite femur in the compost. 118 00:04:42,162 --> 00:04:44,414 Your human side is passionate but careless. 119 00:04:44,498 --> 00:04:46,750 I also found your Federation hit list. 120 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:50,129 Don't go through my stuff! This place is worse than prison. 121 00:04:55,968 --> 00:04:58,554 - Rick. - BP! It's been a minute. 122 00:04:59,097 --> 00:05:01,557 - Is... someone here? - Birddaughter. 123 00:05:01,641 --> 00:05:03,017 - You found her. - Yes. 124 00:05:03,101 --> 00:05:05,937 She was imprisoned in a femme fatale training camp. 125 00:05:06,021 --> 00:05:09,024 That's great! Let's go celebrate with our closest friends 126 00:05:09,107 --> 00:05:11,943 by encouraging Poopybutthole to dial back his drinking! 127 00:05:13,028 --> 00:05:15,697 Suspect. But I find fatherhood exhausting 128 00:05:15,781 --> 00:05:18,701 and would like to show my daughter what real selfishness looks like. 129 00:05:18,784 --> 00:05:21,287 Perfect! Now, do we know anyone sober? 130 00:05:23,748 --> 00:05:25,875 - Have you been drinking? - On a Thursday? 131 00:05:25,958 --> 00:05:27,001 He seems ideal. 132 00:05:28,002 --> 00:05:29,921 So where to? A coffee shop? 133 00:05:30,004 --> 00:05:31,256 No. He'll know something's up. 134 00:05:31,339 --> 00:05:33,300 Yeah! And I'm not squanching just coffee! 135 00:05:33,383 --> 00:05:34,551 Let's squanch him to a bar! 136 00:05:34,634 --> 00:05:36,303 It would undercut our messaging. 137 00:05:36,386 --> 00:05:37,804 So it is an intervention. 138 00:05:37,888 --> 00:05:39,681 No! We're not asking anybody to stop drinking 139 00:05:39,765 --> 00:05:41,558 because we're not hypocrites or squares. 140 00:05:41,642 --> 00:05:42,935 We're just concerned friends. 141 00:05:43,018 --> 00:05:46,146 Then we can at least do it at a place with a bar. 142 00:05:46,522 --> 00:05:48,899 Look, I think if it has food, it's allowed to have a bar. 143 00:05:53,321 --> 00:05:55,365 Appreciate you guys taking me out. 144 00:05:55,657 --> 00:05:56,741 It's been a rough week. 145 00:05:57,033 --> 00:06:00,287 Amy's taking pilates from a guy named Guy. 146 00:06:00,537 --> 00:06:03,206 You've been surveilling your ex-wife? 147 00:06:03,832 --> 00:06:05,417 Not with the restraining order! 148 00:06:05,500 --> 00:06:07,544 I hired a Predator to follow her around. 149 00:06:07,628 --> 00:06:09,129 You can hire... Predators? 150 00:06:09,213 --> 00:06:11,298 Yeah, they're cheap because they live for the hunt. 151 00:06:11,382 --> 00:06:13,551 You just have to pay 'em not to kill your target 152 00:06:13,634 --> 00:06:16,429 and, if they stay cloaked, there's no licensing fee. 153 00:06:16,512 --> 00:06:17,680 Welcome to Fuck You's! 154 00:06:17,763 --> 00:06:19,182 My name is Mart, and... 155 00:06:19,265 --> 00:06:20,308 fuck you! 156 00:06:20,391 --> 00:06:23,311 See, at Fuck You's, we lightly tease our customers. 157 00:06:23,394 --> 00:06:24,729 Oh, this is fun! 158 00:06:24,813 --> 00:06:27,607 - What do you know, Gilligan? - Nice! 159 00:06:27,691 --> 00:06:29,568 Look at this depressed pencil eraser. 160 00:06:29,651 --> 00:06:32,446 Did some middle schooler stick you up a cat's asshole? 161 00:06:32,529 --> 00:06:33,780 I bet you had everything 162 00:06:33,864 --> 00:06:36,408 and you watched it slip through your powerless little fingers 163 00:06:36,492 --> 00:06:37,826 like the sands of time. 164 00:06:38,035 --> 00:06:39,453 Be right back to take your order, folks 165 00:06:39,537 --> 00:06:41,414 or should I say, fucks! 166 00:06:41,497 --> 00:06:44,166 Perhaps this wasn't the best place to do this, Rick. 167 00:06:44,250 --> 00:06:45,501 What are you talkin' about? 168 00:06:45,585 --> 00:06:52,217 This is a great place to celebrate my birthday... 169 00:06:52,300 --> 00:06:55,262 Birthday... 170 00:06:55,345 --> 00:06:56,388 Your birthday? 171 00:06:56,930 --> 00:06:58,974 I can't believe y'all remembered! 172 00:06:59,057 --> 00:07:00,767 I was at the end of my rope 173 00:07:00,851 --> 00:07:03,562 thinking I'd worn out all my welcomes. 174 00:07:03,687 --> 00:07:05,856 Thanks for doing all this, Rick! 175 00:07:05,940 --> 00:07:08,359 Of course, Mr. PB. What are friends for? 176 00:07:08,442 --> 00:07:10,236 Heard we got a birthday boy? 177 00:07:10,319 --> 00:07:11,988 Yeah, but please don't sing or... 178 00:07:12,655 --> 00:07:13,906 Fuck you, shithead! 179 00:07:15,950 --> 00:07:18,495 Yeah. That sure is a smart hat 180 00:07:18,578 --> 00:07:22,040 because even my son Poopy Jr. hates me! 181 00:07:23,125 --> 00:07:26,128 I can relate. Birddaughter is a total bitch. 182 00:07:26,378 --> 00:07:28,172 If you're a parent, you can say that. 183 00:07:28,422 --> 00:07:31,550 Well, should we do shots? 184 00:07:31,926 --> 00:07:32,968 Rick? 185 00:07:34,303 --> 00:07:35,763 Let's get riggity-riggity-wrecked! 186 00:07:35,846 --> 00:07:36,889 - Yeah! - Yes! 187 00:07:50,779 --> 00:07:52,489 That one's not my bellybutton. 188 00:07:53,073 --> 00:07:54,283 Well, what is it? 189 00:08:06,087 --> 00:08:08,506 - Hold on, everyone! - Oh, god! 190 00:08:10,633 --> 00:08:11,676 I can't breathe! 191 00:08:12,343 --> 00:08:14,179 - I can't breathe! - Is there a restroom? 192 00:08:14,262 --> 00:08:15,347 At the front. 193 00:08:16,598 --> 00:08:18,684 Oh, it was a bad idea! 194 00:08:29,737 --> 00:08:31,322 Oh, shit, it's happening! 195 00:08:31,697 --> 00:08:33,032 Honey rave! 196 00:08:33,407 --> 00:08:34,617 Bee time, baby! 197 00:08:35,952 --> 00:08:37,370 What world is this? 198 00:08:37,453 --> 00:08:39,497 - We're on Earth. - How do you know? 199 00:08:39,581 --> 00:08:41,625 Because I think that is Hugh Jackman. 200 00:08:44,628 --> 00:08:45,671 Oh, shit, it is. 201 00:08:45,754 --> 00:08:46,797 Hey, Jackman! 202 00:08:47,297 --> 00:08:49,967 Makes sense he recognizes me, we both hosted the Oscars. 203 00:08:50,050 --> 00:08:51,260 It's a pretty exclusive club. 204 00:08:51,343 --> 00:08:52,803 Listen, guys, don't make this tacky. 205 00:08:52,887 --> 00:08:55,097 Nobody call him Wolverine, just treat him like a regular... 206 00:08:55,181 --> 00:08:56,849 Gene! Small world, mate! 207 00:08:56,932 --> 00:08:58,935 Hugh! Hugh married my cousin. 208 00:08:59,018 --> 00:09:02,188 Which I guess makes him a Wolver-ine-law. 209 00:09:02,939 --> 00:09:04,524 That is fantastic! 210 00:09:04,941 --> 00:09:06,443 Hey, didn't you host the Oscars? 211 00:09:06,526 --> 00:09:08,236 - Yeah, I... - Alright, alright, listen. 212 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:11,031 Now, I'm not assuming you guys want to party with me tonight 213 00:09:11,114 --> 00:09:12,991 - but if you do... - I wanna party with Hugh Jackman. 214 00:09:13,075 --> 00:09:16,912 If you do, you do it together, as a team. 215 00:09:16,995 --> 00:09:19,582 Now I need to go take what I call a "Huge Ackman." 216 00:09:19,665 --> 00:09:21,333 Ackman is Australian slang for shit. 217 00:09:21,417 --> 00:09:23,336 Don't look it up. Do make a decision. 218 00:09:23,419 --> 00:09:25,922 Because from here, I'm heading to the Jack Shack. 219 00:09:26,380 --> 00:09:27,465 What's the Jack Shack? 220 00:09:27,548 --> 00:09:28,925 It's just his house. 221 00:09:29,008 --> 00:09:31,010 But, guys, I don't think we should go there. 222 00:09:31,094 --> 00:09:34,764 I challenge you to explain why not, without making us want to go more. 223 00:09:34,848 --> 00:09:37,476 Well, Hugh's pretty anti-limitation. 224 00:09:37,559 --> 00:09:40,520 When he parties, it gets extreme. 225 00:09:40,604 --> 00:09:41,647 Challenge failed. 226 00:09:41,730 --> 00:09:43,565 What's extreme by the Gene metric? 227 00:09:43,649 --> 00:09:45,275 Does he have Les Mis shot glasses? 228 00:09:45,359 --> 00:09:47,236 We're not exactly squanchweights, brother. 229 00:09:47,319 --> 00:09:50,740 It's my birthday, and I wish to party with Hugh Jackman. 230 00:09:50,823 --> 00:09:52,533 Then you shall! 231 00:09:52,617 --> 00:09:53,659 That was a fast shit. 232 00:09:53,743 --> 00:09:55,495 But first, everybody's taking these. 233 00:09:55,578 --> 00:09:57,580 - What are they? - Maybe they're Tic-Tacs. 234 00:09:57,664 --> 00:09:58,748 Maybe they're cyanide. 235 00:09:58,915 --> 00:10:01,793 Maybe I don't like to party with people that hesitate. 236 00:10:02,043 --> 00:10:04,755 There you go. That's the spirit. 237 00:10:05,005 --> 00:10:08,592 Now, we are all completely fuh... 238 00:10:12,888 --> 00:10:15,266 This was not oversold! 239 00:10:15,349 --> 00:10:17,351 A, B, D, E... 240 00:10:17,601 --> 00:10:20,271 I lost my C. My alphabet has no C! 241 00:10:20,354 --> 00:10:22,690 Did I do these already? Did I ask that already? 242 00:10:23,399 --> 00:10:24,567 Squanch, yeah! 243 00:10:24,651 --> 00:10:25,735 My turn! 244 00:10:26,945 --> 00:10:28,113 Did I win? 245 00:10:31,575 --> 00:10:32,909 The best bloody day of my life. 246 00:10:32,993 --> 00:10:35,120 My wedding was pretty great too. 247 00:10:35,204 --> 00:10:37,039 I was talking about the Tony award. 248 00:10:38,207 --> 00:10:39,249 Pull! 249 00:10:39,333 --> 00:10:41,627 - Yeah! - We're squanching now! 250 00:10:41,961 --> 00:10:44,588 - Why the long face, mate? - Shape of my skull. 251 00:10:44,672 --> 00:10:47,175 You know, Mr. Poopybutthole, when I wrote Caribbean Queen 252 00:10:47,258 --> 00:10:48,468 you know what my agent said? 253 00:10:48,551 --> 00:10:49,927 Billy Ocean wrote that... 254 00:10:50,011 --> 00:10:51,387 That's what he said. Exactly that. 255 00:10:51,471 --> 00:10:52,514 "Billy Ocean wrote this." 256 00:10:52,597 --> 00:10:53,973 "Don't write it again. You're not Billy Ocean." 257 00:10:54,057 --> 00:10:55,892 You know what I did? I fired my agent. 258 00:10:56,434 --> 00:10:59,604 Don't accept other people's limitations. 259 00:10:59,896 --> 00:11:02,566 What does your heart want, lil' ripper? 260 00:11:02,733 --> 00:11:04,068 Right now, don't think. 261 00:11:04,151 --> 00:11:07,321 Right now, my heart wants Amy back. 262 00:11:07,404 --> 00:11:09,281 Everybody! Our friend wants Amy back. 263 00:11:09,365 --> 00:11:11,617 - Squanch idea! - I will agree to anything 264 00:11:11,701 --> 00:11:14,662 - in this state. - I do not think that's a good idea. 265 00:11:14,746 --> 00:11:17,540 Ladies and gentlemen! This man is a fake friend! 266 00:11:17,624 --> 00:11:19,709 - Come on, Hugh. - "Come on, Hugh." 267 00:11:19,793 --> 00:11:20,877 "Come on, everybody." 268 00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:22,420 "Don't call Hugh Jackman Wolverine." 269 00:11:22,504 --> 00:11:25,257 "Don't call yourself Billy Ocean. Don't get Amy Back." 270 00:11:25,340 --> 00:11:27,259 You're a vampire, brother. 271 00:11:27,342 --> 00:11:29,052 You feed off other people's energy. 272 00:11:29,136 --> 00:11:30,345 That is kind of true. 273 00:11:30,429 --> 00:11:31,472 Are you kidding me? 274 00:11:31,555 --> 00:11:33,474 You've been living on my daughter's sofa for months! 275 00:11:33,557 --> 00:11:36,102 - Do you want me to leave? - The entire family does! 276 00:11:36,185 --> 00:11:38,646 - Why not say something? - Because you're my friend! 277 00:11:38,729 --> 00:11:41,941 A real friend would have known it's not my birthday. 278 00:11:42,025 --> 00:11:44,152 Oh, shit! 279 00:11:44,319 --> 00:11:45,361 Fake friend! 280 00:11:45,445 --> 00:11:46,988 You're not helping, Hugh Jackman! 281 00:11:47,072 --> 00:11:49,950 You do not tell me what to do! 282 00:11:50,116 --> 00:11:52,369 - Or anyone here. - Yeah, baby! 283 00:11:52,452 --> 00:11:54,288 Why would you pretend it was your birthday? 284 00:11:54,371 --> 00:11:56,582 You think I don't know a half-assed intervention 285 00:11:56,665 --> 00:11:57,833 when I see one coming? 286 00:11:57,916 --> 00:11:59,460 Oh, shit! 287 00:12:00,252 --> 00:12:01,378 Love where you are, man. 288 00:12:01,462 --> 00:12:03,756 You're just Wolverining right now. You... you feel that? 289 00:12:03,839 --> 00:12:06,592 I think so. Does Wolverining hurt a little? 290 00:12:06,676 --> 00:12:07,885 - Every time! - Every time! 291 00:12:07,969 --> 00:12:09,554 Alright, grab a drink to go, gentlemen. 292 00:12:09,804 --> 00:12:11,264 Because we're either getting Amy back 293 00:12:11,514 --> 00:12:12,974 or we're going home. 294 00:12:13,057 --> 00:12:15,101 - You're nuts! - Then nut me up, bitch! 295 00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:17,354 Nut me up! 296 00:12:17,479 --> 00:12:19,481 - Nut me up! - Nut me up! 297 00:12:19,564 --> 00:12:21,066 It's not an expression! 298 00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:23,485 Amy's coming back dead or alive! 299 00:12:24,319 --> 00:12:25,863 - Yes! - Yeah! 300 00:12:26,906 --> 00:12:27,948 Fake friend, my ass. 301 00:12:28,032 --> 00:12:29,492 I know how to be there for my friends. 302 00:12:31,744 --> 00:12:33,496 Father! Why? 303 00:12:33,579 --> 00:12:34,622 Ah, crap. Hang on. 304 00:12:34,705 --> 00:12:36,249 Let me go upstairs and grab the business finisher. 305 00:12:36,332 --> 00:12:37,709 From where I'm sitting 306 00:12:37,792 --> 00:12:40,336 you're the one with unfinished business. 307 00:12:40,420 --> 00:12:41,921 Hey, mind your own business. 308 00:12:42,005 --> 00:12:43,882 Business is my business! 309 00:12:43,965 --> 00:12:46,677 And, brother, business is good. 310 00:12:52,850 --> 00:12:55,269 Oh, you come back to ruin our fun? 311 00:12:55,352 --> 00:12:56,937 No. To help you finish this. 312 00:12:57,146 --> 00:12:58,189 I made you guys come out 313 00:12:58,272 --> 00:13:00,149 because I didn't wanna talk to PB alone. 314 00:13:00,358 --> 00:13:01,692 I'm here to go down with the ship. 315 00:13:01,984 --> 00:13:03,027 Respect, Rick. 316 00:13:03,111 --> 00:13:04,153 Hit it, Hugh! 317 00:13:04,988 --> 00:13:09,242 I lose my cool When she steps in the room 318 00:13:12,913 --> 00:13:17,292 And I get so excited Just from her perfume 319 00:13:17,376 --> 00:13:19,628 There she is. My Amy. 320 00:13:21,589 --> 00:13:23,090 Electric eyes 321 00:13:23,174 --> 00:13:25,509 - Oh, she feels my love around her! - That you can't ignore 322 00:13:25,593 --> 00:13:27,595 Wow. Your love is pretty strong. 323 00:13:30,056 --> 00:13:31,432 I guess that's not all she's feeling. 324 00:13:31,516 --> 00:13:32,851 Predator PI? 325 00:13:32,934 --> 00:13:35,770 This is the opposite of what I hired you for! 326 00:13:35,854 --> 00:13:39,733 Now, now. Did you do this, Gul'Karna? 327 00:13:39,816 --> 00:13:41,443 You do this? 328 00:13:41,526 --> 00:13:42,986 You do this? 329 00:13:44,238 --> 00:13:46,281 I'm gonna uncloak this later... 330 00:13:46,365 --> 00:13:48,200 Now... 331 00:13:49,201 --> 00:13:51,704 Okay, honestly, PB, that could have gone a lot worse... 332 00:13:52,246 --> 00:13:53,289 PB? 333 00:13:53,998 --> 00:13:55,666 Gotta go! 334 00:13:55,917 --> 00:13:57,001 Run! 335 00:13:59,546 --> 00:14:01,923 I'm too drunk to flee a Predator right now! 336 00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:03,341 Mud! The... the mud thing! 337 00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:04,634 Everyone, mud up and hide! 338 00:14:05,969 --> 00:14:07,012 What's that smell? 339 00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:08,805 Squanchy! That's not mud. 340 00:14:08,889 --> 00:14:10,265 Well, I'm not from this planet! 341 00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:11,850 Daddy, what's happening? 342 00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:13,894 Quiet, Poopy Jr., I'm taking you home. 343 00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:17,189 Look, I just didn't think I could... 344 00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:18,983 - What? Be honest? - Don't high-road me! 345 00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:21,944 It's just as dishonest to play dumb about wearing out your welcome! 346 00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:23,404 You could've just told me! 347 00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:25,573 You're an adult! Read the room and figure it out! 348 00:14:45,386 --> 00:14:47,680 I admit it, that... that was self-destructive. 349 00:14:49,724 --> 00:14:52,602 Use me as a shield, I feel nothing! 350 00:14:55,438 --> 00:14:56,898 Squanch this! 351 00:15:01,361 --> 00:15:02,404 I'm so... 352 00:15:02,696 --> 00:15:04,448 I'm so squanched up, man. 353 00:15:06,909 --> 00:15:11,497 I... I'm not really with these guys, I was just walking in this park... 354 00:15:13,124 --> 00:15:14,292 No! 355 00:15:14,917 --> 00:15:16,544 Why is this my thing? 356 00:15:16,627 --> 00:15:19,214 No! I won't let you take my family from me! 357 00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:31,852 Guess you didn't see Season 4, episode 3! 358 00:15:31,935 --> 00:15:32,978 Let's go! 359 00:15:34,355 --> 00:15:35,397 Fuck! 360 00:15:37,149 --> 00:15:39,360 Who's got the three dots on their forehead now? 361 00:15:39,443 --> 00:15:41,487 Could have done that before he punched me. 362 00:15:44,365 --> 00:15:45,783 Suck my squanch! 363 00:15:51,164 --> 00:15:52,415 Gimme that big ol' tooth! 364 00:15:52,499 --> 00:15:54,418 Gul'Karna... 365 00:16:00,549 --> 00:16:02,092 No... stop! 366 00:16:02,176 --> 00:16:03,886 What are you doing? I want that skull! 367 00:16:03,969 --> 00:16:05,596 No, Rick. No more. 368 00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:07,515 This is my fault. All of it. 369 00:16:07,598 --> 00:16:10,101 And if he's gonna protect my wife and child 370 00:16:10,393 --> 00:16:13,229 that's a great thing to know while I get my shit together. 371 00:16:13,313 --> 00:16:14,981 - Wayne? - Wayne? 372 00:16:15,065 --> 00:16:16,107 Amy. 373 00:16:16,191 --> 00:16:18,193 I... I messed up real bad. 374 00:16:18,568 --> 00:16:21,154 I came to say I don't know what to do without you 375 00:16:21,238 --> 00:16:24,199 but I guess I can start by not kidnapping. 376 00:16:24,283 --> 00:16:26,827 That's definitely where you should start. 377 00:16:30,998 --> 00:16:33,125 I'm... sorry, Amy. 378 00:16:33,251 --> 00:16:34,418 You should be. 379 00:16:34,502 --> 00:16:37,046 But I'm not. We're a family now. 380 00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:40,049 Me, Poopy Jr., and Gul'Karna. 381 00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:42,302 Clan Leader of The Skin Thieves. 382 00:16:42,594 --> 00:16:43,803 Goodbye, Wayne. 383 00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:45,263 Goodbye. 384 00:16:47,808 --> 00:16:49,351 - A musket? - I'm starting to think 385 00:16:49,434 --> 00:16:50,644 it's like their currency. 386 00:16:50,978 --> 00:16:54,982 I hunt because I must but man possesses a precious gift. 387 00:16:55,190 --> 00:16:56,650 The power to change. 388 00:16:57,067 --> 00:16:59,070 More like the power of music, bitch! 389 00:16:59,153 --> 00:17:00,321 What the fuck? 390 00:17:00,404 --> 00:17:02,323 Jesus, Hugh, we were just resolving it. 391 00:17:02,406 --> 00:17:04,409 Well, I'm an actor and I'm high. 392 00:17:04,659 --> 00:17:07,829 "Caribbean Queen, written by Hugh Jackman, age 16." 393 00:17:07,912 --> 00:17:09,372 How's that for a twist? 394 00:17:09,748 --> 00:17:10,832 Confusing. 395 00:17:10,916 --> 00:17:12,626 Well. Sometimes you have to believe. 396 00:17:12,709 --> 00:17:14,753 Wow, that's real inspiring. 397 00:17:14,836 --> 00:17:17,798 - Makes me think of how... - Get the hell out of here! 398 00:17:17,881 --> 00:17:18,924 Okay, okay, sorry! 399 00:17:19,007 --> 00:17:21,010 Alright, guys, I'm buying drive-through tacos 400 00:17:21,093 --> 00:17:23,679 but nobody tells my nutritionist and we have to steal a car. 401 00:17:25,848 --> 00:17:26,891 Wayne, huh? 402 00:17:28,309 --> 00:17:30,812 But I prefer Mr. Poopybutthole. 403 00:17:30,895 --> 00:17:32,105 More refined. 404 00:17:34,149 --> 00:17:37,777 It appears Birddaughter has broken into another Federation compound. 405 00:17:38,028 --> 00:17:39,112 I must go. 406 00:17:39,196 --> 00:17:41,948 Wayne, this counts as attending your actual birthday. 407 00:17:42,199 --> 00:17:44,660 Rick. It was canonical to see you. 408 00:17:44,785 --> 00:17:45,994 Yeah, let's call it. 409 00:17:46,161 --> 00:17:48,664 I wanna pass out before I remember what we did tonight. 410 00:17:48,998 --> 00:17:50,666 I never wanna forget it. 411 00:17:50,749 --> 00:17:52,752 And I never wanna repeat it. 412 00:17:53,002 --> 00:17:54,295 Proud of you, little buddy. 413 00:17:55,379 --> 00:17:56,464 You too, Squanch. 414 00:17:57,507 --> 00:17:58,758 Fuck. Look at us. 415 00:17:58,841 --> 00:18:02,262 A bird guy, talking cat, what are you? 416 00:18:02,345 --> 00:18:03,972 A robot man, and a mutant. 417 00:18:04,055 --> 00:18:05,974 Wow. Was a bonzer night, mates! 418 00:18:06,057 --> 00:18:07,434 That's one for the books. 419 00:18:08,268 --> 00:18:09,770 Bonzer night indeed. 420 00:18:09,853 --> 00:18:12,314 Kept in touch with the guys over the years. 421 00:18:12,397 --> 00:18:14,817 As much as ya can in this fast world. 422 00:18:15,150 --> 00:18:16,360 Birdperson went home 423 00:18:16,485 --> 00:18:19,822 to take on a challenge way more difficult than a Predator 424 00:18:19,905 --> 00:18:21,657 raising Birddaughter. 425 00:18:22,033 --> 00:18:24,202 Gearhead went back to The Gear System 426 00:18:24,285 --> 00:18:26,037 and got a spinal replacement. 427 00:18:26,412 --> 00:18:28,039 He's still paying it off. 428 00:18:28,206 --> 00:18:31,626 Squanchy? Checked himself into a nice rehab. 429 00:18:31,877 --> 00:18:34,463 No one thought it would stick and it didn't. 430 00:18:34,546 --> 00:18:38,133 He was later arrested for smuggling toad venom across the border. 431 00:18:38,217 --> 00:18:40,219 Hugh Jackman went to the Jack Shack 432 00:18:40,302 --> 00:18:43,138 to glue back together the Tony award that Gene shot. 433 00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:47,184 And possibly to put a bullet in all future Wolverine references. 434 00:18:47,268 --> 00:18:48,311 Thanks to us. 435 00:18:48,394 --> 00:18:49,687 And what came of Rick? 436 00:18:49,771 --> 00:18:51,814 I think he learned something that night. 437 00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:54,484 About friendship. About honesty. 438 00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:58,280 And maybe he learned something about himself. 439 00:18:58,989 --> 00:19:01,408 Oh, here. Forgot to give you a fading pill. 440 00:19:01,491 --> 00:19:02,743 Great for hangovers. 441 00:19:02,951 --> 00:19:05,788 Just to clarify, I had to take an un-fading pill 442 00:19:05,871 --> 00:19:08,248 to counteract the original fading pill I just took. 443 00:19:09,041 --> 00:19:10,292 Oh, okay? 444 00:19:10,376 --> 00:19:12,253 And if you're hung up on why the taxi disappeared 445 00:19:12,336 --> 00:19:15,214 the pills aren't sentient, but they do detect human coverings 446 00:19:15,298 --> 00:19:18,051 so it saw the taxi as some sort of large overcoat. 447 00:19:18,468 --> 00:19:21,387 Doesn't matter. You gonna be alright? 448 00:19:21,763 --> 00:19:22,847 Got a place to stay? 449 00:19:23,306 --> 00:19:25,183 I can 3D print you an apartment on the moon. 450 00:19:25,267 --> 00:19:27,644 I'll figure it out, Rick. Thanks. 451 00:19:27,936 --> 00:19:29,938 Well, here I go pillin' again. 452 00:19:32,024 --> 00:19:36,403 Yep. Don't any of you worry about Mr. Poopybutthole. 453 00:19:36,779 --> 00:19:38,239 I got a lot of work to do 454 00:19:38,322 --> 00:19:40,199 but I'll land on my poopy little feet. 455 00:19:40,283 --> 00:19:41,742 I always do! 456 00:19:43,327 --> 00:19:44,746 This burns like hell! 457 00:19:44,829 --> 00:19:46,456 How did the other guys not react? 458 00:19:46,539 --> 00:19:50,001 Is mine different? It's like my skin is boiling! 459 00:19:50,627 --> 00:19:53,088 Guys, I got the Best Buds Burrito Box! 460 00:19:53,171 --> 00:19:54,881 They normally ask for proof of friendship 461 00:19:54,965 --> 00:19:57,175 but the cashier trusted me that you guys were out... 462 00:19:58,635 --> 00:19:59,678 here. 463 00:20:01,180 --> 00:20:02,473 Not cool, man. 464 00:20:41,723 --> 00:20:43,558 You don't have to do this, Sheriff! 465 00:20:43,641 --> 00:20:45,310 It's your last day on the job! 466 00:20:45,393 --> 00:20:47,270 That's exactly why I must. 467 00:20:47,354 --> 00:20:49,356 I ain't retiring a coward. 468 00:20:49,439 --> 00:20:51,149 Now get out of here, Officer. 469 00:20:51,483 --> 00:20:53,569 And go take care of my granddaughter. 470 00:21:26,979 --> 00:21:30,191 When I was young and in my prime 471 00:21:30,274 --> 00:21:33,611 My mind being free from care 472 00:21:33,695 --> 00:21:35,572 I ain't scared of you! 473 00:21:36,072 --> 00:21:39,618 Whilst leaving all in Donegal 474 00:21:39,701 --> 00:21:44,706 That I might plough The raging main... 475 00:21:45,123 --> 00:21:50,754 Going to America... 476 00:22:01,432 --> 00:22:02,517 What happened? 477 00:22:02,976 --> 00:22:04,686 I think it ran out of gas. 478 00:22:06,563 --> 00:22:09,441 So, he could have survived if he just stood back five feet? 479 00:22:10,442 --> 00:22:13,487 Well. Let's not tell his granddaughter that.