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Um, hey, Rick.

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I was wondering
if you could help me out

3
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with a bit of a rake situation.

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A "rake situation"?

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Long story short, I asked Gene
if he borrowed my rake,

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and he said, "No," like...
Like that. Like, too fast.

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Like, faster than someone should
know they don't have my rake.

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I think he has my rake, and I...

9
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I'm not going to murder Gene.

10
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Jerry, thank you for bringing
me into The Rake Situation.

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I've done all I can.
I'm out.

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No surprise there.

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All that brain,
and you just waste it.

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H-Hold up.

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I-I waste my brain?
Yeah, Rick.

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Obviously, you were
born smarter than me,

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but if I had your brain...
If you had my...

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I am so sick of this "born smart"
shit. Are you gonna kill me?

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I was born crying and
pissing myself, just like you.

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Then I become the smartest man
in the universe,

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and do I get credit?

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No, I get to check
my brain privilege.

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So we're swapping bodies?

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No, that would be
"Freaky Friday,"

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which is the ceiling
of your grasp of consciousness.

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The brain is part of the body,
Jerry. It's hardware.

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I'm gonna put my mind
in your brain

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and your mind in my brain.

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Then we'll see the real
definition of "waste," Jerry.

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Or, you know,
admit genius isn't random

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and your failures are your own.

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Not doing that.

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Thought as much.

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Furck

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Grod.

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Wait, no!

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Okay. Hold on.
Hold on.

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Ho-ho, whoa, whoa, whoa!

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Alright, Jerry, you can do this.

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Whoa!

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Medical emergency detected.

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There goes my Thursday.

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I'm telling you, man, you're
making a big mistake here.

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Ha! Bigger mistake
than being a criminal?

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I'm mistake-proof.

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Sorry to bother, boss.

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I caught this punk selling
crystals on our turf...

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You big, precious moron.

49
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D-Do you know who
the fuck... This is Morty.

50
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The kid who hangs
with Rick Sanchez.

51
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Tried to warn you,
man. Rick Sanchez?

52
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Underworld legend?

53
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Chaotic neutral sci-fi guy?

54
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Christ, he's gonna
turn me into a sandwich.

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What is this guy, fuckin' new?

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Think he was a Dylan rec, boss.

57
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Well, check those fucking
references next time.

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Whatever this kid wants
to do in our territory

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is his business.

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Fuck. Fuck! Call my wife.

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We gotta prep go-bags
three through six.

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Hey, pal. You good? You whole?

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Y-You guys have milkshakes?

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We will learn what they
are and get you one.

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What a turn.

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Lucky I'm such a genius
your garage can thwart death.

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I'm the genius, and
it's your garage, idiot.

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Hey, what the fuck did you
do to my body? Your body?

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Jerry, your mind did that
to my body using my brain.

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Jerry, my mind was in
this brain in your body.

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Pretty easy to follow.

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It shuffled us.

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Shuffled you maybe.
I'm tracking everything.

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Garage? Fix this.

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Situation was fixed.

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You call this fixed?

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This guy thinks he's me.

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Let's see you fix
it, then, asshole.

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I fucking will.

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I got my lab right here.
Gimme three hours.

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Sure, yeah, l-like I'd
ever trust you to open my skull.

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I'll fix it. I just need
to scan for...

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Like I'd trust your
fritzing R2-D2 ass.

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You'll just kill me on purpose.

85
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So that's where
my paranoia went.

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Rick speaking. Who is this?

87
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Rick, it's Chuxly.
From Crimetown.

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We've met 5 or 10 times.

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Listen, small misunderstanding.

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One of my guys saw your
buddy Morty running an errand

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and he brought him in,
which I told him not to do

92
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but I've got Morty,
and he is fine.

93
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Wait, w-what?
Aren't you describing kidnapping?

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Morty's
kidnapped? No, no, no.

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Give me that,
Jerry. Hello? Hello?

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This is Rick Sanchez.

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I'm using my son-in-law's
vocal cords because I'm amazing.

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If you touch my
grandson, I'm gonna...

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Get... Get off me. H-H-Hello?

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Jerry, stop. You're
fucking this up.

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You're only calling me Jerry
because you're so stupid

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you think it's
hurtful, which it is.

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Tell me where you are.

104
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No, you tell them
where they are,

105
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like Liam Neeson. Do not pretend

106
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to explain Liam
Neeson to me. Sir.

107
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Hey, Jerry, don't
touch me there. Stop it.

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We know where you are.

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My milkshake is empty! Okay!

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That was so embarrassing.

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Do you have any
clue what a pain it is

112
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to cultivate a mystique?

113
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Yeah, I do. It's my mystique,

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and you're just
cultivating Jerry's shame.

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What is with my
hair? Leave it. Don't.

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Why do you care
about hair, nerd?

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Be quiet for a second,

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I need to think through
all these chunks of moron.

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Okay, you stay
here. Touch nothing.

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I'll get Morty. Ha!

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I'm not letting you
get Morty killed

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and our brains blown out twice.

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Car, electrocute Jerry if
he gets in the front seat.

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Car, engage castration
protocol right now.

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Figure out how
to drive me together

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or I will have to kill you both.

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What are we, a 1930s comedy act?

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Stop swerving. You're swerving.

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Alright, when we get
there, let me do the talking.

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Yeah, I know, because
you look the most like us.

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I'm not stupid.
Ho-ho! I beg to differ.

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Screw you, Half Jerry.

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You're a Half Jerry!

134
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Looks like he's inbound, boss.

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Okay, he is in a bad mood,

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so we are kissing ass until
our lips are ass-colored.

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Straighten that pillow.

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He might hate crooked
pillows. I don't know.

139
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Nice parking job, assdick.
You scratched my car.

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Rick!

141
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And... And, Rick's friend.

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This is my... assassin.

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Deadliest man in the galaxy,
and he's gay. Why am I gay?

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Whoa. Hey. Whoa.
Why aren't you? Sorry about that.

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Sorry. Sorry.

146
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Well, I got Morty right here,

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happy as a milkshake.

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And since we
interrupted your day,

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Morty's got 10,000 croutons.

150
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That's slang for
crystals. Morty, show him.

151
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We know what
croutons are. Ey! Tsh.

152
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Why is Dad here?

153
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Your Dad's a gay assassin?

154
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So cool and ordinary.
Sorry. S-Sorry.

155
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I appreciate you
trying to make good,

156
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but you cost me
10 times that much.

157
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It doesn't matter, Rick.

158
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The guy's already
kissing your ass.

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It's the ass kissers
you have to keep in line.

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When they sense
weakness, they move on you.

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What are we, Walter White?

162
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Who cares if a mid-tier
crime dork "moves" on us?

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Thank you for the crystals.
Morty, get in the car.

164
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Actually, Morty, why don't
you leave those crystals here

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since it's such an
insulting amount.

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There it is.

167
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Now he's thinking,"
maybe I can kill God."

168
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Yeah, because God doesn't haggle

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for 10,000 fucking croutons.

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Look, here's the deal.

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I'm Rick, that's my son-in-law,

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and we're all a little gay.

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- Yeah.
- It's a spectrum.

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Morty, it's me,
Rick. Get in the car.

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Don't get in the car, Morty.

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And put the briefcase down.

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Morty, get in the car twice,

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once for each five
additional briefcases

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this asshole owes us.

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Stop doing this terrible
impression of me!

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Look, at this point,
we're bad gangsters

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if we don't roll the dice.

183
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Everybody, start killing 'em!

184
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What have you two assholes done?

185
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It's okay. It's a
nice restaurant.

186
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Whoa. Shit! Crime restaurant!

187
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My God! Am I
really about to die

188
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because you botched a "Freaky Friday"?
- Yes. - Yes.

189
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Whoever you are,
you're in Rick's body.

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Use your implants.

191
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I'm trying. Half
my brain is the guy

192
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that still needs your mom to
use the electric wine opener.

193
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H-Hang
on. I think I got it.

194
00:08:02,941 --> 00:08:04,609
Right, from my Conehead phase.

195
00:08:04,610 --> 00:08:07,028
Awesome fucking movie.
Incredible cast.

196
00:08:07,029 --> 00:08:08,154
God damn it.

197
00:08:08,155 --> 00:08:10,072
I'm shooting my
way back to the car.

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Way to go.

199
00:08:11,325 --> 00:08:13,534
Now my son and
grandson hates us.

200
00:08:13,535 --> 00:08:15,828
He's my son and grandson, too.

201
00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:19,206
We do share an
agenda, in that sense.

202
00:08:19,207 --> 00:08:21,709
Let's hope you share my aim.

203
00:08:36,391 --> 00:08:37,725
Hey, get up here!

204
00:08:37,726 --> 00:08:39,937
Said the throat to the hand.

205
00:08:41,063 --> 00:08:42,855
You might feel a pinch
and maybe a rocket.

206
00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:45,274
You'll have to aim. Hop on!

207
00:08:56,495 --> 00:08:58,829
You Coneheaded son of a bitch.

208
00:08:58,830 --> 00:08:59,997
Can't believe that worked.

209
00:08:59,998 --> 00:09:01,582
I wish they did
that in the movie.

210
00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:03,584
Jesus fucking Christ.

211
00:09:03,585 --> 00:09:05,670
Should've done
something with my hands.

212
00:09:05,671 --> 00:09:08,632
Morty, gotta push
or pull. Your call.

213
00:09:12,427 --> 00:09:14,053
What the hell? What happened?

214
00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:16,681
T-They made us stop at every
drive-thru chain in the galaxy,

215
00:09:16,682 --> 00:09:18,557
so they could make
one giant burger

216
00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,059
with a patty from each place.

217
00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:21,560
I guess I meant before that.

218
00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:22,895
Brains got a little mixed up.

219
00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:24,522
But we're gonna
swap back. Don't worry.

220
00:09:24,523 --> 00:09:26,482
Just didn't wanna
build a neural interface

221
00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:27,984
on an empty stomach, right?

222
00:09:27,985 --> 00:09:29,610
Wait, you guys did a brain swap?

223
00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:31,570
Don't bother chiding
until they're unshuffled,

224
00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:33,531
neither one is Dad or Rick.

225
00:09:34,866 --> 00:09:38,202
I guess I'm thrilled you
guys are getting along?

226
00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:39,954
Let's keep that going

227
00:09:39,955 --> 00:09:42,456
when those brains
get back in their bodies.

228
00:09:42,457 --> 00:09:44,792
Whoa, going for the
electro-pneumatic diodes.

229
00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:47,044
Wild man. Only
gonna build this once.

230
00:09:47,045 --> 00:09:48,796
Gotta do it with style.

231
00:09:48,797 --> 00:09:51,215
I think we can up the wattage.

232
00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:52,800
Hey, another beer?

233
00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:55,011
It's about the journey,
brother. Rick used to hate

234
00:09:55,012 --> 00:09:57,513
that kind of hang-loose
McConaughey platitude,

235
00:09:57,514 --> 00:10:00,558
but he was also just gonna
spend today grumpy and isolated.

236
00:10:00,559 --> 00:10:02,601
And Jerry'd still be
hung up about the rake.

237
00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,812
The rake. My
God, should we do it?

238
00:10:04,813 --> 00:10:06,105
W-We've gotta do it.

239
00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:07,815
Yeah.

240
00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:10,110
Alright, that should do it.

241
00:10:15,574 --> 00:10:17,074
Whoa.

242
00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:19,952
Son of a bitch.
Classic Gene.

243
00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,495
Crazy. T-This is
the kind of thing

244
00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:22,872
that used to really piss me off.

245
00:10:22,873 --> 00:10:25,207
Yeah. Now it's just kinda funny.

246
00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:28,544
Ooh, you wanna replace it with a
holographic rake? That'd be fun.

247
00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:30,296
He'd get confused
trying to pick it up.

248
00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:33,090
I guess I don't
even wanna do that.

249
00:10:33,091 --> 00:10:35,968
I just want to live.
I want Gene to live.

250
00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,762
I want all of us
to make mistakes

251
00:10:37,763 --> 00:10:40,598
and change all the time.
Amen to that, brother.

252
00:10:40,599 --> 00:10:43,434
Kinda thought two geniuses
would build faster than one.

253
00:10:43,435 --> 00:10:45,686
When do I start being
concerned about this?

254
00:10:45,687 --> 00:10:47,938
Just having a little fun
with my new friend, sweetie.

255
00:10:47,939 --> 00:10:49,106
Who is talking to me right now?

256
00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:51,484
Mostly my dad or
mostly my husband?

257
00:10:51,485 --> 00:10:52,943
Oof, I've been on that website.

258
00:10:52,944 --> 00:10:54,153
Look, I've been patient,

259
00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:57,281
but I can't tell how
to get mad at who.

260
00:10:57,282 --> 00:11:00,284
No one enters my room or
touches me until this is wrapped up.

261
00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:02,996
Eww. What do you take me
for? Beth, gross.

262
00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:08,584
I want you to know,
when this is over,

263
00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:10,544
the guy in this body
is gonna yell at Jerry

264
00:11:10,545 --> 00:11:11,712
and call him useless.

265
00:11:11,713 --> 00:11:12,838
Really lay into him.

266
00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:14,131
But he won't always mean it.

267
00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:16,467
Well, cards on the
table, the guy in this body

268
00:11:16,468 --> 00:11:19,011
might call Rick an
angry old asshole.

269
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:22,431
But he's the closest
thing Jerry has to a friend.

270
00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:23,724
This was fun.

271
00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:25,851
Rick would never have
been able to admit that.

272
00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:27,478
Yeah. It's a shame

273
00:11:27,479 --> 00:11:29,939
those guys had to
become us to be happy.

274
00:11:40,117 --> 00:11:41,575
Kids, breakfast and school.

275
00:11:41,576 --> 00:11:42,827
If we don't at least
pretend they matter,

276
00:11:42,828 --> 00:11:44,120
everything falls apart.

277
00:11:45,789 --> 00:11:46,997
Jerry?

278
00:11:46,998 --> 00:11:48,833
Dad?

279
00:11:48,834 --> 00:11:50,209
Th-They left a note.

280
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,670
Should we read it in
Rick's voice or Dad's?

281
00:11:52,671 --> 00:11:54,672
"Dear family, we thought
about leaving a note.

282
00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:56,966
But then one of us was like,
'Why are we leaving a note?'

283
00:11:56,967 --> 00:11:58,676
That's such a Jerry thing to do.

284
00:11:58,677 --> 00:12:01,011
But if we didn't leave a note,
that's such a Rick thing to do.

285
00:12:01,012 --> 00:12:02,930
And then we realized,
we just gotta be us.

286
00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:06,517
So it's a note but it's not
really well thought out."

287
00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:09,061
That's it? They got out a
pen and a paper for this?

288
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,689
Hey,
did you guys get a note, too?

289
00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:13,066
Mine's really long.

290
00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:17,820
Beautiful
day to be carrying glass?

291
00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:20,573
I can't believe a dying kid
would wish for a window.

292
00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:22,116
Damn it!

293
00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:24,702
Hey! Stop them!
They stole our crystals!

294
00:12:24,703 --> 00:12:26,078
Yeah! We stole those first!

295
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:28,873
Possession is 9/10 of my ass!

296
00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:32,001
Look at this pancake butt.

297
00:12:32,002 --> 00:12:33,919
Stop. You're gonna make me fart.

298
00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:43,387
Hey! That's for sipping!

299
00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:45,723
So are my balls.
Here's a tip, lady.

300
00:12:45,724 --> 00:12:48,018
Life tastes better
when you're chugging.

301
00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:55,733
You were in a tree?

302
00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:57,067
Really gambled on
this escape route.

303
00:12:57,068 --> 00:12:59,612
Says the guy with
a goon on his back.

304
00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:03,032
Forget it, Burger.

305
00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:05,034
It's our calling card.

306
00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:09,622
R-really called that one.

307
00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:12,167
One of us always gets shot.

308
00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:17,087
God damn it.

309
00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:20,884
Hey. You'll never guess
who just ripped us off.

310
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,011
Wow. Good guess.

311
00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:25,721
- Whoa!
- Man.

312
00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:27,932
24 crystal heists in 24 hours!

313
00:13:27,933 --> 00:13:29,725
We're two farts
in the wind, baby!

314
00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:31,977
Yeaahh! Do your
Howard Dean scream.

315
00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:33,437
Yeaahh!

316
00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:37,107
5:00 somewhere.
5:00 somewhere.

317
00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:38,525
God damn, look at us.

318
00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:40,778
No rules. No responsibilities.

319
00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:42,738
Just two best
friends on the run.

320
00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,365
Yeaahh!

321
00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:47,034
The voice mailbox for...

322
00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:48,994
Wait. Wait,
wait, wait. Did it beep?

323
00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,287
My name is Jer...

324
00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:51,789
is full. Goodbye.

325
00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:53,791
Looks like we just missed them.

326
00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:56,877
So they just stick burgers
in dead guy's mouths now?

327
00:13:56,878 --> 00:13:58,879
In dead criminal's
mouths, Summer.

328
00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:00,297
You're defending them?

329
00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:02,049
Well, they were my
husband and father.

330
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:03,801
Thanks for the
tip, Blarb. It's weird.

331
00:14:03,802 --> 00:14:05,803
Most of my underworld
contacts are ghosting me.

332
00:14:05,804 --> 00:14:07,346
My pleasure, Morty.

333
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,974
I should be thanking
you for making me rich.

334
00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:11,934
Wait. I-I didn't
pay you for this.

335
00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:13,644
Yeah, these guys did.

336
00:14:19,985 --> 00:14:23,487
What's the problem, kid?
Conehead got your tongue?

337
00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:25,740
Ch-Ch-Chuxly? You're alive?

338
00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:28,033
Did this guy always have a hole,

339
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,493
or is that a big reveal?

340
00:14:31,997 --> 00:14:34,081
Yeehaw! Everything
should be in a swamp.

341
00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:36,667
Working with y'all
was a plum-fool idea.

342
00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:39,003
Burger
& Fries. Who the hell is this?

343
00:14:39,004 --> 00:14:41,297
Just an average
mid-tier crime dork.

344
00:14:41,298 --> 00:14:42,881
Chuxly? You're alive?

345
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,301
Shut up. I got something
you might wanna hear.

346
00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:48,012
Caught
your family out looking for you.

347
00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:50,889
What do you want? We've smoked most of what we stole.

348
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,267
I just want you, both of you.

349
00:14:53,268 --> 00:14:55,853
Or I smoke your family.

350
00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:57,730
What am I saying?
Sure, bring money, too.

351
00:14:57,731 --> 00:14:59,648
One hour.

352
00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:02,985
Shit. Guess we should
shoot the fuel tank?

353
00:15:04,279 --> 00:15:08,032
You guys coulda done
that the whole time?

354
00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:22,296
So. What now?

355
00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:24,381
Hey, remember how we met?

356
00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:27,509
That non-rescue of Morty?

357
00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:29,386
We were
thinking we were different

358
00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:32,431
and... and accusing
each other of being bad,

359
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:36,268
but Morty reminded us
we both love our family.

360
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:39,147
And it brought us together.

361
00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:42,107
Let's do this.

362
00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:44,360
Well, if we're
gonna do it right,

363
00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:47,863
we might as well
use our best idea.

364
00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:50,240
You guys comfortable? No? Good.

365
00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:51,992
Who are you? What is this place?

366
00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:54,078
And does my son sell
drugs for my father?

367
00:15:54,079 --> 00:15:56,163
Maybe criminals will
actually be honest with me.

368
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:57,623
Crystals can be anything, Mom.

369
00:15:57,624 --> 00:16:00,251
Yeah, but these
crystals are drugs. Morty!

370
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,587
Here we go, boys. This is it.

371
00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:05,214
Jerry? Rick?

372
00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:07,091
Grandpa? Jesus Christ.

373
00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:10,594
Morty. Summer.
Daughterwife. You are safe now.

374
00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:13,931
Holy shit. All the
positive aspects of each,

375
00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:15,641
perfectly melded together?

376
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:18,936
Yes. I am Jerricky. Wa-chah!

377
00:16:18,937 --> 00:16:21,814
Alright, boys, nothing could
have prepared us for this.

378
00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:24,483
At this point we
gotta shoot and hope.

379
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:27,444
Also, everything's flammable.

380
00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:43,293
Hey, guys, little help?

381
00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:55,723
Gotta split?

382
00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:58,350
I'm sorry, Chux.

383
00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,644
I started this.
It's all my fault.

384
00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:01,895
Solid apology, new guy.

385
00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:04,274
If we live through
this, you're off the hook.

386
00:17:06,985 --> 00:17:08,318
Nice shot, Morty.

387
00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:10,362
Everything's flammable.

388
00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:14,992
Aghh. What a family.

389
00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:18,078
You got shot? No, no, no.

390
00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:20,497
The stitches, they
never really set.

391
00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:22,833
What can I say?
I'm a workaholic.

392
00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:26,795
Agh. I knew this day would come.

393
00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:29,006
Chuxly, this is a good death.

394
00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:31,383
You sought mastery
over your world.

395
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:34,011
No, no. I-I-I
stepped out of line.

396
00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:37,055
I thought I could kill God.

397
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,892
Being a boss in a
crime world... oof.

398
00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:41,518
So much stress.

399
00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:43,645
Honestly,
Jerricky, it's a relief

400
00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:46,398
to die in your four arms.

401
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,443
Final meal?

402
00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:54,615
How... H-How old is this?

403
00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:05,042
Can we turn on the radio?

404
00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:06,668
At this point, I'd
even take a podcast.

405
00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:11,341
Do you not hear the symphony
of atoms dying in space?

406
00:18:12,884 --> 00:18:14,968
Um, no?

407
00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:21,183
Good. You are here.

408
00:18:21,184 --> 00:18:23,560
I have modified
the house defenses.

409
00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:27,064
They will ensure the mob
never bothers you again.

410
00:18:27,065 --> 00:18:29,399
Thanks.

411
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:30,984
This is killing me.

412
00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:32,861
I-I thought when you
came to rescue us

413
00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:34,238
you learned to love
us more than ever.

414
00:18:34,239 --> 00:18:35,614
Y-You learned the opposite?

415
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:38,075
Burger & Fries learned
to love each other,

416
00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:41,161
then sacrificed themselves
out of love for you.

417
00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:44,248
I am Jerricky, and I
only need to love myself.

418
00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:46,542
You can't actually
be leaving, right?

419
00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:48,126
Like the crows thing?

420
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,254
They're my dad and grandpa.
Y-You can't just take them.

421
00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:52,381
Your dad and grandpa
are dead, Morty.

422
00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:55,635
They died arguing with
each other about their brains.

423
00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:58,470
'Scuse me. Are... Are you Jerry?

424
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,722
Sorry, you have
one of his heads.

425
00:19:00,723 --> 00:19:02,432
I am Jerricky.

426
00:19:02,433 --> 00:19:04,977
May as well have
your rake back, then.

427
00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:06,603
That's right. I took it.

428
00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:09,565
I ask myself, "Why lie about
it? Don't you think he knows?

429
00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:11,733
Couldn't I get my own?"
Of course I could've,

430
00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:15,445
but God damn it, this rake, it
kept my neighbors in my life.

431
00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:17,948
You guys don't give a
Goddamn shit about Gene.

432
00:19:17,949 --> 00:19:21,368
But I see that
won't help me any longer.

433
00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:22,619
Here.

434
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:25,163
You are no longer
obligated in such a way.

435
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,082
I'm gonna give it back anyway.

436
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:29,459
Just seems like
the right thing to do.

437
00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:30,920
Okay.

438
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,343
- Aw. - Aw.
- Shit.

439
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,387
You think a rake
will change my mind?

440
00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:42,139
Well, it's fucking lame, okay?

441
00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:43,724
Both of you walking out on Mom?

442
00:19:43,725 --> 00:19:47,311
I thought you had two
sets of balls, not zero.

443
00:19:47,312 --> 00:19:48,979
Our balls are adeq...

444
00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:51,315
Morty, we're still in here!

445
00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:53,150
There's a memory of
myself as a 30-year-old.

446
00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:55,319
He kept our egos
intact. He saved us.

447
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:56,737
It was a whole
action movie, Morty.

448
00:19:56,738 --> 00:19:58,113
Memory Rick, he's
still trapped in here.

449
00:19:58,114 --> 00:20:00,157
Quick, tackle
this fucking thing!

450
00:20:00,158 --> 00:20:02,878
- Garage! Garage! Help us!
- Hold him down! Hold him down!

451
00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:07,623
Nicely prepared eggs.

452
00:20:07,624 --> 00:20:10,042
I still can't taste anything.

453
00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:11,293
Awesome adventure, Rick.

454
00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:12,669
Jerry, being shuffled with me

455
00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:14,921
was probably the best
part of your sad existence.

456
00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:16,256
A brush with greatness.

457
00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:18,383
Please, like you
didn't get an upgrade.

458
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:20,469
What was it like having
integrity for once?

459
00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:23,263
Hey, Beth, how much
integrity is left on the mortgage?

460
00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:24,973
I-I think it's clear you
both love each other

461
00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:26,475
more than you're
willing to admit.

462
00:20:26,476 --> 00:20:28,560
Dumb. Fucking dumb.
Go pick up crystals for me.

463
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,145
You don't have
to do that, Morty.

464
00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:32,689
No, it's... it's okay.
I-I like doing it.

465
00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:35,108
Welp, those horses
won't sew themselves up,

466
00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:37,819
but good to have you
both back. Yeah. Whatever.

467
00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:40,280
Great, so I still wind up
stuck with Jerry's dumb ass?

468
00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:42,699
Fuck you. Eat your
eggs that my wife bought.

469
00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:44,117
How about you eat my shit,

470
00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:45,410
you Hawaiian-shirt-loving twat?

471
00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:47,371
Uncalled for! Rude
and uncalled for!

472
00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:49,164
You sit there with
your potty mouth

473
00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:50,707
and do everything but
help. Jerry, it's not my fault

474
00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:52,542
that nobody respects
you in here. Yeah.

475
00:20:52,543 --> 00:20:53,794
Your own kids think... You
could help, but you don't.

476
00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:55,045
I was busy, Jerry.

477
00:20:55,046 --> 00:20:56,686
I was working on
something very important.

478
00:21:42,677 --> 00:21:45,429
And of course, there's
a space shuttles.

479
00:21:45,430 --> 00:21:48,223
Can you believe that
giant thing actually flies?

480
00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:50,559
Well, of course it can.
It's a space shuttles.

481
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:53,770
And over here is some
stuff about Thomas Jefferson.

482
00:21:53,771 --> 00:21:55,897
Come on, students.

483
00:21:55,898 --> 00:22:00,277
Day 8 of
attempting to escape Jerry's mind.

484
00:22:00,278 --> 00:22:03,029
It has become increasingly
clear my daughter married a man

485
00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:07,701
who remembers all technology
as powered by springs and gears.

486
00:22:07,702 --> 00:22:09,035
How did I get here?

487
00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:10,620
I suspect a chunk
of Rick's brain

488
00:22:10,621 --> 00:22:13,498
got merged with
a chunk of Jerry's.

489
00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:16,460
But did Rick maroon
me by accident?

490
00:22:16,461 --> 00:22:18,378
Or on purpose?

491
00:22:18,379 --> 00:22:23,468
Escape remains possible
but increasingly unlikely.

492
00:22:25,553 --> 00:22:26,887
Hey, Memory Rick.

493
00:22:26,888 --> 00:22:29,139
Building more sculptures
out of springs and gears?

494
00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:31,350
Fuck off, Memory Gene.

495
00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:34,312
Did you get any of that?

496
00:22:34,336 --> 00:22:36,336
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