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Another adventure
where I went up an ass.

2
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Good, are we having
this fight again?

3
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Lemme guess, you're gonna leave or,

4
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- or throw a sulking fit?
- You think you know everything Rick,

5
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but you're basically just
a giant eight-year-old.

6
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I'm not doing this anymore.
Either you're in or you're out, Morty.

7
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I'm tired of you weaponizing
this half-assed threat.

8
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You want out, then fucking quit.

9
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You know what, you're right.

10
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Sorry to be such
a high-maintenance Morty.

11
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Why don't I get you a drink?

12
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Hey Morty!
Hey Rick.

13
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- You drunk yet?
- You're my little buddy, you know that?

14
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It's you and me,
Morty. Rick and Morty, 100 years.

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- Forever.
- Yeah pal.

16
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Rick and Morty,
a hundred years. Forever.

17
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Get off me.
What are you doing?

18
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An eyepatch?
You know how we feel about pirates…

19
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My God!

20
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Do your worst you little bastards
Kill me! Do it!

21
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- Alright!
- Hi Morty.

22
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It works!

23
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- Now we can visit infinite universes!
- Hooray!

24
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But doesn't that mean infinite
other families can do the same?

25
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Honey, infinite families
don't invent the world's first…

26
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Yes! It works! Do you realize how
free and empowered I just made us…

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I did it! Best father ever!

28
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And how were the horrors of the
infinite today, sir?

29
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Just another day in paradise.

30
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Mother fucker.

31
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Well, not the stealthiest technique,

32
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but if this guy doesn't know I'm
hunting him, he's not worth hunting.

33
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It's just good to see you
outside the subbasement.

34
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Even if you never kill the version
of yourself that killed your wife,

35
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giving it your best shot,

36
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- it looks good on you.
- Thanks, buddy.

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It means a lot that your bar for mental
health has gotten lower than mine.

38
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A good wind stays under the wings, baby!

39
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Merging dimensions to consolidate
my decoys? Kinda first-thought,

40
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but the craftsmanship,
pretty impressive…

41
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For a lesser Rick.

42
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What the fuck are you doing?

43
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Shit! Evil Morty!
Should I grab the net?

44
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Yes!

45
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- Hang tight, Morty's getting the net.
- Wait! Is this what I think it is?

46
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Of course it is,
everything's what I think it is.

47
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You're basically fracking
the Central Finite Curve

48
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to flush out a version of yourself?

49
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Shouldn't you be turning
yourself into a pickle?

50
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What do you care what I do to the Curve?

51
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I thought your whole
gimmick was fucking off.

52
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Certainly what made me a fan.

53
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You're right, I don't live here,
which is why it's insane

54
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that you're still bugging me.

55
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The shockwaves have more
range than I thought.

56
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Jesus, you heard a compliment?

57
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A monkey humping a shotgun has
"more range than he thought".

58
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- Look at this scan array.
- Don't touch!

59
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Why would I touch it when I don't
want it improved.

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Improved…

61
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You're hitting infinite targets,
at least filter for probability stasis.

62
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I was gonna.

63
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I can't find the net!
Should we just shoot him?

64
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You really think a douche that smug
doesn't keep a force field on?

65
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Listen to Pop-Pop, Morty.

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I'd be an idiot if I didn't check.

67
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Well, I'm not gonna backpedal
every time I do it.

68
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- You changing something?
- He's filtering for probability stasis.

69
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You are still here?

70
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- And are you just teeing him up now?
- What?

71
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See?

72
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- Is that the guy?
- Probably.

73
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You're acting like this one's different.

74
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He is different.

75
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But different doesn't mean him.
Could be a trap.

76
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I'll explain. He's worried that
it's actually your target

77
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and he'd owe me credit for the kill.

78
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Are you serious right now?
You little narcissist.

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- Dude. Literal glass house.
- You think you're better than me?

80
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Jesus, I hope so!

81
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Can I offer my two cents?

82
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- No!
- Morty, no!

83
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Well, that's different.

84
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- Alright! Yes!
- Geez.

85
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- Fuck.
- Everybody look at the bright side.

86
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Evil Morty got to experience being
wrong before he died.

87
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It's true, that's what I get for talking
to you instead of killing you.

88
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What is this place?

89
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I assume a box to contain Ricks
that get too close to the big guy.

90
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Are you basing that on what you'd do?
Since you're all the same.

91
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I'm basing it on the
ensemble of thematic Ricks

92
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huddled opposite your POV.

93
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- Fresh meat.
- Pick a lane, buddy.

94
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You can't do the "Fresh Meat"
line while cowering in shadow.

95
00:07:07,802 --> 00:07:10,096
You get here same way we did?
Hunting Rick Prime?

96
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- How did you arrive with two Mortys?
- Attachment is death, bro.

97
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That's what I've learned
chasing this guy.

98
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Instead of Ricksplaining how we all
ended up in a Roach Motel,

99
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let's pool some data.
Who got here first?

100
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Me. I knocked off three clones
for this door prize.

101
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Three.

102
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- He killed my wife!
- We know.

103
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You son of a bitch!
You killed my wife!

104
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Is it just this? Is this the torture?

105
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Looks like there's enough
of you to start the next ride!

106
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That or just one really heavy Rick.
This whole thing is automated,

107
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which I do point out specifically
to enhance the humiliation.

108
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Here we go!

109
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If you're seeing this, you're me,
except, you know, less.

110
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But you acted like you were better,
so I killed your beloved Diane.

111
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Partly to devastate you, mostly so
I only have to record one message.

112
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Some of you may have noticed that
it's not just your Diane that's gone.

113
00:08:03,566 --> 00:08:06,486
She's also been erased from
every universe across infinity.

114
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- And you might be wondering why.
- I'd rather hear how.

115
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Diane was wiped from all existence
by The Weapon Too Cool for a Name.

116
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- The Omega Device.
- Known to inferiors as The Omega Device.

117
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- I heard the name from an inferior.
- And it's my weapon.

118
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But it's your fault
I had to use it on her.

119
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So if you want to see the Rick
that ruined your life?

120
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Look around. There's so many of you.

121
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But that's why I want to make a deal.

122
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One of you is going to get
your Diane back.

123
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He's lying. He's lying

124
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All you have to do…
is be the last Rick left.

125
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Got that out of your system?
He can't bring her back.

126
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Wait, wait, wait!
I'm a nice Rick!

127
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- Pass.
- You're such a dick!

128
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We could've worked together!

129
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Actually, I'm nice enough
to not lie about this,

130
00:09:01,165 --> 00:09:02,625
I was definitely gonna kill you guys.

131
00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:11,384
- Hey guys.
- I'm clear, Rick! Take the shot!

132
00:09:11,467 --> 00:09:12,927
I thought you wanted to "work together".

133
00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:15,680
- Just until you could kill him!
- And they call me Evil Morty.

134
00:09:15,763 --> 00:09:18,725
The easiest way out of any box
is to be the least shaped like a box.

135
00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:21,060
We both hate Rick Prime more than
each other anyway.

136
00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:22,770
- Where'd you get that?
- He's the worst Rick.

137
00:09:22,854 --> 00:09:25,023
Big deal. The worst turd is a pizza.

138
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- Tough customer.
- How is the worst turd a pizza?

139
00:09:34,323 --> 00:09:35,491
- Oh shit!
- Oh shit!

140
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Seems like he doesn't
play well with others.

141
00:09:37,285 --> 00:09:39,662
- We all cool just killing this guy?
- Yeah

142
00:09:46,377 --> 00:09:47,545
Great job final Rick!

143
00:09:47,962 --> 00:09:50,423
Or if you were just one fat Rick,
impressive cardio!

144
00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:54,010
And now the big reveal.
Do you get Diane back?

145
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Not in any real sense, because when
I build a weapon, it works.

146
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It's called being talented.

147
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But I do have a Diane that promises
to be with you until death.

148
00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:03,895
But I'd get to the death part fast,

149
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you don't wanna be in here
when this place resets.

150
00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:11,694
- Rick?
- Diane.

151
00:10:12,361 --> 00:10:15,615
You sucked at eating pussy!

152
00:10:15,698 --> 00:10:18,493
Clearly just said to be hurtful,
but I also won't deny it, I was young.

153
00:10:20,536 --> 00:10:21,537
God, I miss that face.

154
00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:29,087
Rick? You never told me he killed
your wife across infinity.

155
00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:31,839
- Now I want to meet this guy too.
- I don't want to talk about this.

156
00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:35,551
I always thought your dick
smelled weird!

157
00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:36,885
Or that.

158
00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:46,562
Come on baby, give my ghost a kiss.

159
00:10:51,567 --> 00:10:52,652
You taking her to go?

160
00:10:56,989 --> 00:10:59,033
Looks like we survived the box.

161
00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:02,370
You should count chickens
professionally, Morty.

162
00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:03,538
I didn't trigger that!

163
00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:06,082
Alright, let's bail before this
oven self-cleans.

164
00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:10,711
What do you think, subether barrier
blocking the portal fluid?

165
00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:12,130
Can't be that, mine would
get through it.

166
00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:13,213
Here, gimme that!

167
00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:20,179
Don't freak out,
I'm gonna tweak this.

168
00:11:20,263 --> 00:11:21,681
Carry the two, hold the three.

169
00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:24,058
- You need some kind of vector.
- I was getting there.

170
00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:26,644
The goo!
The goo from the trap!

171
00:11:32,608 --> 00:11:33,985
Come on, go go go!

172
00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:40,700
Geez! That was insane.

173
00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:42,743
I can't believe you
were excited for that.

174
00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:46,122
I'm excited for this. Clearly no
one's escaped that place before.

175
00:11:46,998 --> 00:11:49,250
Really learned your lesson
about chasing this guy.

176
00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:51,002
Hey man, you can leave now.

177
00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:53,838
- That's true, I can.
- The weapon, Morty.

178
00:11:54,589 --> 00:11:57,008
He knows a thing that wipes
someone out across all dimensions

179
00:11:57,091 --> 00:11:58,968
could wipe him out
across all dimensions.

180
00:12:03,347 --> 00:12:05,766
- Holy shit.
- So that's the guy?

181
00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:09,103
- You're exhausting.
- Can't help it, I'm a rascal.

182
00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:10,229
Morty, you can't come!

183
00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:13,816
Evil Morty, stay out of my way!
Gonna kill my nemesis! Rick out!

184
00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:17,987
He's a weird guy.

185
00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:20,323
So Rick's right?
You're afraid of the weapon?

186
00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:22,450
What happens if Rick actually
kills this guy?

187
00:12:22,783 --> 00:12:23,910
You ever think about that?

188
00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:26,287
- Maybe he'll kill himself next.
- You're an asshole.

189
00:12:26,370 --> 00:12:28,706
Well, yeah. I'm not "Good" Morty.

190
00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:31,209
Come or don't. I don't care.

191
00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:39,550
- Shit!
- Gotta be honest,

192
00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:40,968
- I totally thought you were coming.
- No, no!

193
00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:44,096
I was…
I took a heroic step toward the portal,

194
00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:45,806
- but then it closed.
- Come on!

195
00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:51,562
Prime!

196
00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:55,024
- Man.
- What's up?

197
00:12:55,399 --> 00:12:56,609
He built it again.

198
00:12:58,194 --> 00:12:59,278
Pretty impressive.

199
00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:02,782
Well yeah! He's me with free time.
Alright, I don't see a place to park.

200
00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:08,829
Catch your breath and then
keep that heat off my back.

201
00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:11,165
If you die, I'm taking your stuff.

202
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:14,626
Gross.

203
00:13:19,715 --> 00:13:22,093
- Alright cool, let's do it.
- God dammit.

204
00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:24,095
What? No one can do undercuts but you?

205
00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:27,223
- You brought Morty?
- I'm not worried about him. I'm evil!

206
00:13:29,558 --> 00:13:31,519
Rick? Is this?

207
00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:34,605
You guys don't do anything small?
I'm surprised he hasn't…

208
00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:36,399
- Alright, here we go!
- There it is.

209
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:38,818
The Wife Guy! Dead Wife Rick!

210
00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:40,820
I'll tell you,
this guy does not know when to quit.

211
00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:42,238
I'm gonna fucking kill you.

212
00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:45,324
You brought two Mortys with you?
What, they're your cheering section?

213
00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:46,993
We brought ourselves, asshole.

214
00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:49,829
Honestly Wife Guy,
I do miss when it was just us.

215
00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:53,291
The only two Ricks
who actually invented portal travel.

216
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:55,876
Anyone else teed up to arrive later?
Like your car?

217
00:13:57,044 --> 00:13:58,963
I can see why you hate him.

218
00:13:59,046 --> 00:14:02,258
And she sounds like our wife!
Like in a fucked-up robot way

219
00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:04,010
but that's definitely her voice.

220
00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:05,553
You sentimental little fella.

221
00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:08,723
Right, good instinct.
I would've tried that too.

222
00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:17,481
I upgraded this thing, by the way.
The new version can fire more than once.

223
00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:19,358
So now I can erase your whole family.

224
00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:21,986
One-by-one,
until you finally learn your lesson.

225
00:14:22,069 --> 00:14:23,904
Which you won't,
so then I'll kill you too.

226
00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:28,659
I'll do that the old-fashioned way.

227
00:14:29,910 --> 00:14:31,412
Okay, family killing time!

228
00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:33,706
Let's start small. Still family though.

229
00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:36,125
Where am I? Two Ricks?

230
00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:38,336
Where's my wife?
I was just with my wife!

231
00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:39,962
Uncle Slo!

232
00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:42,798
What the fuck Uncle Slo? Slo Mobius?

233
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,216
Yeah, this one hurts me too.

234
00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:51,182
- No!
- No!

235
00:15:02,651 --> 00:15:05,154
Kind of the worst possible
time to use his powers,

236
00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:07,948
- just made the death happen slower.
- I'll kill you!

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Soo original grandson!

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This is super weird,
obviously we're,

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both trying to kill each other.

240
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Jeez!
Nice to meet you. I guess.

241
00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:55,264
So, do we should I just get
this over with or…

242
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Cool Grandson.

243
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Shitty grandpa.

244
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Why am I wearing an eyepatch?
And wait did we switch shirts?

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Thanks for the assist.

246
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Rick, we did it.
Evil Morty got him!

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Rick? Rick?

248
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Alright, you two punks stay here.

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Okay! I think I'm getting the pic…

250
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Frying my backups, smart.
So you're like, an evil Morty.

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A clever one!

252
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Alright, never been a sidekick guy,
but I'm starting to see the value.

253
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You want a job?
We could be like Batman and Robin.

254
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:43,812
I don't need a Robin.

255
00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:46,482
Okay seriously, what is this?

256
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What are you gonna
"aw-jeez" me to death?

257
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You don't want those schematics buddy,
those are for grown ups.

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Isn't this great?
Okay, alright, I get it.

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What? Shit.

260
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:10,588
Knock yourself out.

261
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Listen, Rick to Rick,
he's got the weapon plans.

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Buddy, nip this in the bud.

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He's fourteen, what's gonna happen
the next time he gets mad at grandpa?

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Let's do this then.

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You're welcome, by the way.

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I made you. I showed you infinity.

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And what did you do with it?

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Hang out with my grandson,
raise echoes of my daughter?

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What's your life without me?

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Let's find out.

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Admit it! You would've been me.

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I just walked into your garage
before you walked into mine.

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But eventually you did!

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You lived in my house!

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What are you doing?

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Pretty cool visual.
You're missing it.

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We don't have to talk.
This didn't make us friends.

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There's our guy.

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Rick! Is it over? Is he…

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Not exactly an "alive" amount of blood.

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How's it feel? Better?
No? Exactly the same?

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It always does.
Hope you're happy with your choice.

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00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:46,393
- Fuck off.
- I'm gonna.

284
00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:48,896
Just don't force me
to improve on the design.

285
00:19:49,229 --> 00:19:52,066
I can end the Rick
experiment anytime I want.

286
00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:53,817
Why threaten?
Why not just do it?

287
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:57,905
Because using a weapon like this
doesn't get you left alone, Morty.

288
00:19:57,988 --> 00:20:00,949
Think I want a bunch of,
vengeful Summers coming after me?

289
00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:04,620
You are a little different though Rick.
Maybe I can use that someday.

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00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,414
Seriously though.
Fuck you.

291
00:20:07,498 --> 00:20:09,375
Don't come after me.
It won't go well.

292
00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:18,550
Are you okay?

293
00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:20,259
Yeah.

294
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:26,350
Man, when those drones
uncloaked back there,

295
00:20:26,433 --> 00:20:28,227
I was like, oh shit, this is…

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we're fucked, we're toast!

297
00:20:29,978 --> 00:20:31,105
But then you…

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Mama who's that man in our picture?

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Honey, that's…

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That's your father.
You don't remember your father?

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Yeah!

