1 00:00:12,601 --> 00:00:13,601 God! 2 00:00:13,893 --> 00:00:15,520 Susglamon glabbi blah! 3 00:00:30,201 --> 00:00:31,328 - Pay up. - What? 4 00:00:31,411 --> 00:00:33,913 Pay up, g-slice. I just finished your chores. 5 00:00:33,997 --> 00:00:35,582 Didn't I just upgrade your ponytail? 6 00:00:35,665 --> 00:00:37,959 And those ghost goggles you asked for are in the vending machine. 7 00:00:38,043 --> 00:00:39,043 Attribute slider. 8 00:00:39,461 --> 00:00:40,280 Oh shit. 9 00:00:40,295 --> 00:00:42,464 Jimmy Haddicker's frisbee golf party is tonight, 10 00:00:42,547 --> 00:00:45,717 I want him sliding all over these attributes. 11 00:00:49,846 --> 00:00:51,139 Sensitive bone marrow much? 12 00:00:51,473 --> 00:00:53,224 Alright! What are we boosting, what are we losing? 13 00:00:53,308 --> 00:00:55,769 Strength me up dawg, I want that frolf bod. 14 00:00:55,852 --> 00:00:56,853 Drop intelligence. 15 00:00:56,936 --> 00:00:59,939 Alright! Four customizable stats, courtesy of the genetic sequencer 16 00:01:00,023 --> 00:01:01,066 - in your… - Come here, nerd. 17 00:01:01,441 --> 00:01:04,402 No! Summer! I will literally murder you! 18 00:01:04,486 --> 00:01:06,655 Christ! You're too dumb to know I'm serious. 19 00:01:06,738 --> 00:01:07,738 Rick, what are you… 20 00:01:08,365 --> 00:01:11,451 Wait, is that an attribute slider? You're juicing your stats 21 00:01:11,534 --> 00:01:13,620 - for the frolf party? - You gonna ruin this for me? 22 00:01:13,703 --> 00:01:16,373 What? No! I want one for the party too! 23 00:01:16,456 --> 00:01:17,707 Do some shit for me, bro. 24 00:01:17,791 --> 00:01:20,043 I helped you kill your nemesis? 25 00:01:20,126 --> 00:01:21,169 You guys found him? 26 00:01:21,252 --> 00:01:24,464 It's my emotional cheat day, I am removing myself from this conversation. 27 00:01:25,632 --> 00:01:28,718 I can't believe he gave you that. I've asked for one forever. 28 00:01:28,802 --> 00:01:31,721 Cuz you're a bottomfeeder, Morty. You beg and eat scraps. 29 00:01:31,805 --> 00:01:33,932 I'm an independent woman who eats what she kills. 30 00:01:34,015 --> 00:01:36,226 Come on, Summer! I'm your little brother, 31 00:01:36,309 --> 00:01:38,728 - you have to take care of me! - Take care of this. 32 00:01:40,689 --> 00:01:42,899 - You just hide anywhere? - Kick his ass, Summer! 33 00:02:18,351 --> 00:02:21,730 - My god, who are you? - But what about this? 34 00:02:21,813 --> 00:02:24,482 - She's juggling! - With balls! 35 00:02:24,566 --> 00:02:27,944 Bro, is that your sister? Her dexterity is wild. 36 00:02:28,027 --> 00:02:29,404 I guess? 37 00:02:29,487 --> 00:02:31,573 Brad, aren't you a football guy? 38 00:02:31,656 --> 00:02:35,201 Of course, Morty. But the off season, is the frolf season. 39 00:02:35,869 --> 00:02:38,121 Yo Summer! Get over here and meet the team captain. 40 00:02:41,374 --> 00:02:43,960 Hey guys! So random seeing you here. 41 00:02:44,043 --> 00:02:47,464 Love the way you move that coin. Ever consider a bigger disc? 42 00:02:47,547 --> 00:02:48,590 Is your hair different? 43 00:02:48,923 --> 00:02:52,343 I dunno, I started using this new leave-in conditioner? 44 00:02:52,427 --> 00:02:53,428 I love it. 45 00:02:53,511 --> 00:02:56,431 Maybe leave your number in my phone. 46 00:02:56,514 --> 00:02:57,724 So charismatic! 47 00:02:58,057 --> 00:02:59,809 Looks like we found our new center-forwardback. 48 00:02:59,893 --> 00:03:03,813 Gross! She's just using tech to customize herself for social situations! 49 00:03:03,897 --> 00:03:06,775 Bro, maybe you should too. You're harshing the buzz. 50 00:03:06,858 --> 00:03:07,858 Can you give us a sec? 51 00:03:09,569 --> 00:03:13,031 You're embarrassing yourself. Leave or I will make you leave. 52 00:03:13,114 --> 00:03:14,908 Just let me borrow it for a second, then I'll go. 53 00:03:14,991 --> 00:03:16,409 What do you even want it for, you parasite? 54 00:03:16,493 --> 00:03:19,537 I wanna be ripped and take my shirt off in front of Tricia! 55 00:03:19,621 --> 00:03:23,124 You worm! She's my best friend. She's not even in your grade. 56 00:03:23,208 --> 00:03:26,085 It's a trickle down effect. She'll see me and tell everyone. 57 00:03:26,169 --> 00:03:27,169 Okay, time to go. 58 00:03:30,507 --> 00:03:33,176 She's juicing! The device makes her cool! 59 00:03:33,259 --> 00:03:34,677 Go Summer! Go Summer! 60 00:03:34,761 --> 00:03:36,262 Juice it up! 61 00:03:39,015 --> 00:03:43,895 Not so strong now! Good luck with intelligence. My turn. 62 00:03:47,607 --> 00:03:48,691 That's more like it. 63 00:03:48,775 --> 00:03:50,735 Morty! Wait until the girls hear this. 64 00:03:51,069 --> 00:03:52,612 Let's see if these abs are waterproof. 65 00:04:06,501 --> 00:04:09,170 - Smart throw. - Really thought out. 66 00:04:09,254 --> 00:04:12,257 - Now this is some shit. - This is what frolf is about, bro! 67 00:04:12,340 --> 00:04:15,176 You pubescent little simian, I will end you. 68 00:04:15,260 --> 00:04:17,303 - Fight! - Fight right now! 69 00:04:32,527 --> 00:04:34,904 Okay. No. Not what frolf is about. 70 00:04:34,988 --> 00:04:38,074 Open your mind! 71 00:04:38,157 --> 00:04:40,076 Oh my god, what the fuck? 72 00:04:40,159 --> 00:04:41,828 No thank yew. 73 00:04:41,911 --> 00:04:44,205 Dude, no way. Summer's got a kuato! 74 00:04:44,289 --> 00:04:46,499 - A what? - A kuato? 75 00:04:46,583 --> 00:04:49,002 Oh my God! She doesn't even know what a kuato is! 76 00:04:49,085 --> 00:04:51,296 I know what that is, I'm cool! 77 00:04:51,379 --> 00:04:52,797 Jimmy, your leave-in conditioner! 78 00:04:54,090 --> 00:04:55,884 Look at how desperate she is! 79 00:04:55,967 --> 00:04:58,761 - Boo! - Come on, guys: Boo her! 80 00:04:58,845 --> 00:05:03,975 - Boo! You ruined everything! - You suck, Summer! 81 00:05:04,893 --> 00:05:07,145 And now back to… Cake Or Fake? 82 00:05:07,604 --> 00:05:11,983 Please! Come on, you have to know! Do I not breathe? Do I not speak? 83 00:05:12,442 --> 00:05:13,526 - Give me the knife. - No! 84 00:05:13,610 --> 00:05:15,612 My god! Please! I'm not a cake! 85 00:05:15,695 --> 00:05:18,197 - I'm not a cake! - Grandpa! I'm a literal monster! 86 00:05:18,281 --> 00:05:20,241 And you're blocking the TV. What's up? 87 00:05:20,700 --> 00:05:24,621 - Open your mind! - Hole shit! 88 00:05:24,704 --> 00:05:27,165 A kuato? How? How the fuck… 89 00:05:27,248 --> 00:05:30,376 Morty messed with my slider and we fell in a pool and everyone booed! 90 00:05:30,460 --> 00:05:32,795 Thought the slider was gonna be the whole thing this week. 91 00:05:32,879 --> 00:05:34,380 It's not wow, you Grinch! 92 00:05:34,464 --> 00:05:36,925 Why do you care about high schoolers, this is a kuato. 93 00:05:37,008 --> 00:05:38,009 From Total Recall? 94 00:05:38,092 --> 00:05:40,094 They're basically the crown jewel of psychic mutants. 95 00:05:40,178 --> 00:05:44,557 Everyone knows but me. They fucking shamed me for it. 96 00:05:44,641 --> 00:05:47,060 Water must fried the gene sequencer. 97 00:05:47,143 --> 00:05:49,479 Your spines are braided? Christ, what a mess. 98 00:05:49,562 --> 00:05:52,357 - You need to fix this, Grandpa! - Okay, pay up. 99 00:05:52,732 --> 00:05:54,192 - What? - Pay up, S-Slice. 100 00:05:54,275 --> 00:05:57,028 Thought you killed what you ate. Chore wheel's empty, if you work fast, 101 00:05:57,111 --> 00:06:00,239 - I'll fix it in the morning. - Open your mind! 102 00:06:00,323 --> 00:06:03,201 - See? Morty gets it. - You're worse than he is! 103 00:06:04,953 --> 00:06:07,163 Open your mind! 104 00:06:07,497 --> 00:06:08,539 God, shut up. 105 00:06:10,833 --> 00:06:13,336 Open your mind! 106 00:06:21,135 --> 00:06:24,514 - What the hell? - Open your mind! 107 00:06:24,597 --> 00:06:28,017 God damn it Morty! You're even messing up my targeted ads. 108 00:06:31,020 --> 00:06:33,898 I partied with other kuatos and had the time of my life. 109 00:06:33,982 --> 00:06:35,149 Kuatos rule! 110 00:06:37,068 --> 00:06:38,069 Whatever. 111 00:06:43,825 --> 00:06:45,535 You know what? Fuck this noise. 112 00:06:53,668 --> 00:06:56,879 - Nice Kuato. - Open your mind! 113 00:06:56,963 --> 00:06:58,840 Preaching to the choir. Have fun. 114 00:07:04,345 --> 00:07:08,141 My glob! Your hair-kuato combo is out of this world. 115 00:07:08,224 --> 00:07:12,603 I love your tumor-face guy. 116 00:07:12,687 --> 00:07:14,188 You're hilarious. 117 00:07:17,817 --> 00:07:20,611 - What'll it be? - Open your mind. 118 00:07:20,695 --> 00:07:21,695 Coming right up. 119 00:07:28,995 --> 00:07:30,246 Sorry! 120 00:07:30,329 --> 00:07:33,124 I couldn't help but notice your Kuato. He's huge! 121 00:07:33,207 --> 00:07:35,168 Thank you? 122 00:07:35,251 --> 00:07:37,962 I'm Kwyatt and this is Godiva. 123 00:07:38,046 --> 00:07:41,549 Summer and this little guy is Morty. 124 00:07:41,632 --> 00:07:43,217 Open your mind! 125 00:07:43,301 --> 00:07:45,011 Open your mind! 126 00:07:45,553 --> 00:07:47,180 I guess they all say that? 127 00:07:48,890 --> 00:07:50,558 You guys celebrating something? 128 00:07:50,641 --> 00:07:53,853 Being kuatos. We're kinda like VIPs here. 129 00:07:53,936 --> 00:07:56,397 Who's your new friend, Kwyatt? She's cute. 130 00:07:56,481 --> 00:07:57,857 This is Summer and Morty. 131 00:07:57,940 --> 00:07:59,942 You guys should join us at our table! 132 00:08:02,862 --> 00:08:05,740 I mean, if you can handle some rowdy kuats, 133 00:08:06,199 --> 00:08:07,200 you should come hang. 134 00:08:07,283 --> 00:08:09,243 Open your mind! 135 00:08:09,327 --> 00:08:11,037 Sounds like we're down to clown. 136 00:08:17,376 --> 00:08:21,130 - You guys do this all the time? - It's a tight knit community. 137 00:08:21,214 --> 00:08:23,758 Feels like we're part of the future, you know? 138 00:08:23,841 --> 00:08:25,760 Being a mutant is rad. 139 00:08:25,843 --> 00:08:28,179 Open your mind! 140 00:08:28,262 --> 00:08:32,225 - What? - Open your mind! 141 00:08:32,308 --> 00:08:33,476 Totally. 142 00:08:33,810 --> 00:08:36,229 I love being a kuato! 143 00:08:37,772 --> 00:08:38,940 Who's that guy? 144 00:08:39,023 --> 00:08:41,818 Kenneth. He kinda pays for all this. You wanna meet him? 145 00:08:41,901 --> 00:08:43,236 Obviously. 146 00:08:43,319 --> 00:08:46,447 Ken! This is summer and Morty. They're new to the scene, 147 00:08:46,531 --> 00:08:47,865 but they are the real deal! 148 00:08:47,949 --> 00:08:49,784 New friends! Champagne? 149 00:08:49,867 --> 00:08:51,869 So open-minded of you. 150 00:08:51,953 --> 00:08:53,162 We're a rare breed! 151 00:08:53,246 --> 00:08:55,873 - Open your mind! - What? 152 00:08:56,207 --> 00:08:58,835 Open your mind! 153 00:08:58,918 --> 00:09:02,171 Oh my God, your kuato is so funny. 154 00:09:02,255 --> 00:09:04,507 To kuatos! To the future! 155 00:09:26,154 --> 00:09:27,780 You wanna get outta here? 156 00:09:27,864 --> 00:09:29,157 Hell yeah I do. 157 00:09:30,950 --> 00:09:33,744 This is like, the best night I've had in a while. 158 00:09:33,828 --> 00:09:35,079 Welcome to life as a kuato. 159 00:09:35,163 --> 00:09:36,539 Open your mind! 160 00:09:36,622 --> 00:09:38,249 Like, this whole time I thought my brother 161 00:09:38,332 --> 00:09:41,085 was an anchor holding me back, but he's like a key, 162 00:09:41,169 --> 00:09:42,962 to something I never even imagined. 163 00:09:43,045 --> 00:09:45,047 Sounds like he opened your mind. 164 00:09:45,464 --> 00:09:46,464 So did you. 165 00:09:47,175 --> 00:09:50,469 - What's wrong? - I'm sorry. 166 00:09:50,553 --> 00:09:52,805 Wait! "I'm sorry" like, you have a girlfriend, 167 00:09:52,889 --> 00:09:55,474 or "I'm sorry" like, something much worse? 168 00:09:56,309 --> 00:09:57,602 - What the fuck? Kwyatt? - Open your mind! 169 00:09:57,685 --> 00:09:59,478 Let me go! Let me go! 170 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:03,441 - Hold her steady! - Open your mind! 171 00:10:03,524 --> 00:10:05,610 - Hold him steady too! - Open your mind! 172 00:10:07,361 --> 00:10:09,280 Open your mind! 173 00:10:13,618 --> 00:10:15,119 What? Where… 174 00:10:16,370 --> 00:10:17,370 Morty? 175 00:10:18,539 --> 00:10:19,874 Shit! 176 00:10:19,957 --> 00:10:22,001 What was the activation phrase? Ponytail Assemble. 177 00:10:23,085 --> 00:10:24,378 Go go lock-picking ponytail. 178 00:10:25,546 --> 00:10:27,006 I don't give my grandpa enough credit? 179 00:10:34,180 --> 00:10:37,475 The oven's mostly for bodies, but I make pizzas in here too. 180 00:10:41,020 --> 00:10:42,980 Arrivadeadci, bitch. 181 00:10:44,815 --> 00:10:48,236 Sorry! No time to save you more than I just did, gotta find my brother! 182 00:10:53,532 --> 00:10:55,284 - Jesus! Shit! - What the hell, Beth? 183 00:10:55,368 --> 00:10:57,828 - You're paying for those! - Just yell my name like normal! 184 00:10:57,912 --> 00:11:00,623 I did! Why do you think I risked it with the tongs! 185 00:11:00,998 --> 00:11:04,794 I guess I did drink a lot last night. Marathon of "Cake Or Fake", 186 00:11:04,877 --> 00:11:07,713 the sentient cakes, they keep you guessing, you know? 187 00:11:08,047 --> 00:11:09,632 - Where are my kids? - Merged? 188 00:11:10,383 --> 00:11:14,345 That doesn't answer my question and raises several others. 189 00:11:14,428 --> 00:11:16,514 Relax, sweetie! Summer's just doing chores. 190 00:11:16,597 --> 00:11:20,142 Which I will check on. By myself. Without your tongs. 191 00:11:21,352 --> 00:11:22,352 Summer? 192 00:11:23,854 --> 00:11:24,854 Summer? 193 00:11:26,565 --> 00:11:30,486 Summer? God dammit! Summer! You let them get hungry! 194 00:11:41,789 --> 00:11:44,834 - Wait, why is this in black and white? - For dramatic effect. 195 00:11:44,917 --> 00:11:46,711 I didn't design you for dramatic effect. 196 00:11:46,794 --> 00:11:48,671 You made me sound like your dead wife. 197 00:11:48,754 --> 00:11:50,006 Just color the fucking picture. 198 00:11:50,715 --> 00:11:52,842 We're kinda like VIPs here. 199 00:11:52,925 --> 00:11:56,053 I mean, if you can handle some rowdy kuats, you could join us? 200 00:11:56,137 --> 00:11:58,639 I bet you say that to all the mutant girls. 201 00:11:59,849 --> 00:12:01,017 - He does. - Holy shit! 202 00:12:01,100 --> 00:12:03,811 I'm just a pretty face! I'm just a handsome guy! 203 00:12:03,894 --> 00:12:06,063 - Where's Morty? - He's in a good place! He's happy! 204 00:12:06,147 --> 00:12:07,147 It's nice! 205 00:12:07,815 --> 00:12:09,984 He's in a Taken house! 206 00:12:10,067 --> 00:12:11,819 We're gonna put him on the highest bidder! 207 00:12:11,902 --> 00:12:13,904 - Take me to him! - They'll kill me! 208 00:12:13,988 --> 00:12:15,698 Okay, alright. I'm sorry. I'll do it. 209 00:12:20,369 --> 00:12:22,955 So, he wasn't into me? 210 00:12:23,706 --> 00:12:27,001 Open your… Open… 211 00:12:27,084 --> 00:12:28,878 There he is. Man of the hour. 212 00:12:29,670 --> 00:12:32,465 - How is our big boy? - Finally stable. 213 00:12:32,548 --> 00:12:34,675 Should be ready for transplant in a few hours. 214 00:12:34,759 --> 00:12:37,511 - Good. - Open your mind! 215 00:12:37,845 --> 00:12:39,180 Why do I do it? 216 00:12:39,263 --> 00:12:42,016 Kuatos have always had a revolutionary spirit. 217 00:12:42,433 --> 00:12:46,228 And there's nothing more revolutionary than me being rich. 218 00:12:46,562 --> 00:12:50,066 You think anyone in that VIP section was BORN a kuato? 219 00:12:51,233 --> 00:12:52,651 You're a rare breed, Morty. 220 00:12:52,985 --> 00:12:55,780 And we're gonna put you on someone who values that. 221 00:12:58,115 --> 00:12:59,909 - Where is she? - She paid me, man! 222 00:12:59,992 --> 00:13:01,369 She used the taxi app! 223 00:13:01,702 --> 00:13:04,330 I make less than minimum wage and I got five kids. 224 00:13:04,413 --> 00:13:08,376 Sorry, man. I guess I got really excited to beat someone up for information. 225 00:13:09,668 --> 00:13:10,668 Where'd you take her? 226 00:13:12,671 --> 00:13:13,491 Where is she? 227 00:13:13,506 --> 00:13:17,802 She just ordered a drink! I spent a long time mixing it she didn't even tip! 228 00:13:17,885 --> 00:13:20,513 Shit, sorry! Wrong guy again. Thought I'd be better at this. 229 00:13:20,596 --> 00:13:22,681 Whatever you say, man! Just don't hit me again! 230 00:13:22,765 --> 00:13:23,765 Who'd she leave with? 231 00:13:26,310 --> 00:13:28,562 - Where is she? - I'll never tell you! 232 00:13:28,646 --> 00:13:30,856 Okay! You actually know? 233 00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:32,817 Wait! Isn't that why you're punching me? 234 00:13:32,900 --> 00:13:33,900 It is now! 235 00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:35,360 What did you do to her? 236 00:13:37,613 --> 00:13:40,199 - Where is she? - Shit, man! Right there! 237 00:13:40,282 --> 00:13:41,282 Grandpa? 238 00:13:41,534 --> 00:13:43,327 Summer! Okay, awesome. 239 00:13:44,370 --> 00:13:46,080 Who's this? Hot guy who trafficked you? 240 00:13:46,163 --> 00:13:47,163 I'm Kwyatt. 241 00:13:47,206 --> 00:13:50,459 - I'm kind of on a roll, can I… - Oh god, no, no, no! 242 00:13:50,543 --> 00:13:51,669 How'd you get here first? 243 00:13:51,752 --> 00:13:53,754 I guess even when I'm bad, I'm still pretty good. 244 00:13:54,213 --> 00:13:56,048 So, what's Morty saying to you? Where is he? 245 00:13:56,132 --> 00:13:58,968 - What? How would I know? - You didn't form a psychic link? 246 00:13:59,051 --> 00:14:01,679 No! We didn't form a psychic link, what the fuck is that? 247 00:14:01,762 --> 00:14:05,474 That's like the whole thing. Crown jewel of psychic mutants, Summer. 248 00:14:05,558 --> 00:14:08,727 You used him to get with cool kids but didn't even activate your powers? 249 00:14:08,811 --> 00:14:10,771 It's kind of a kuato's whole deal. 250 00:14:10,855 --> 00:14:12,064 Sorry! Sorry! 251 00:14:12,148 --> 00:14:13,899 Alright, so how do I hear him? 252 00:14:13,983 --> 00:14:16,819 Open your mind, Summer? Christ. 253 00:14:21,115 --> 00:14:23,159 Hello? Morty? 254 00:14:23,826 --> 00:14:25,578 - Morty! - Summer? 255 00:14:26,579 --> 00:14:28,330 Summer! Is that you? 256 00:14:28,414 --> 00:14:29,665 Morty, I can hear you! 257 00:14:29,748 --> 00:14:32,418 Thank fucking Christ, you bitch! I've been screaming for hours! 258 00:14:32,501 --> 00:14:34,253 Alright well! I don't have to hear you. 259 00:14:34,336 --> 00:14:36,672 Sorry! And I'm sorry about the frolf party. 260 00:14:36,755 --> 00:14:39,175 I think they're selling me, Summer! Hurry! 261 00:14:39,258 --> 00:14:40,759 They're selling him, Grandpa! 262 00:14:40,843 --> 00:14:42,178 - Well, obviously. - Well, obviously. 263 00:14:43,053 --> 00:14:46,515 You don't have to do this! What we had was real! 264 00:14:48,559 --> 00:14:50,936 - Prepare to get opened. - Don't shoot! 265 00:14:51,270 --> 00:14:53,981 I didn't tell them anything! Except where and how to find you! 266 00:14:54,064 --> 00:14:56,567 He's outlived his usefulness. Kill him. 267 00:15:00,279 --> 00:15:01,906 Oh shit, psychic warfare! 268 00:15:01,989 --> 00:15:03,699 - What? - Hold on, Grandpa's got this. 269 00:15:04,617 --> 00:15:05,910 Oh shit! Run! 270 00:15:07,286 --> 00:15:09,413 - Psychic grandpa. - No, look! 271 00:15:09,914 --> 00:15:11,582 Fake temple with a high pitch noise maker. 272 00:15:11,665 --> 00:15:13,083 Run before these guys figure it out! 273 00:15:13,167 --> 00:15:16,462 He's a fake, you morons! Like most psychics! Kill them! 274 00:15:17,796 --> 00:15:20,007 - Summer! - I'm coming, Morty! Where are you? 275 00:15:20,090 --> 00:15:22,676 I dunno! They're moving me! I'm on the move! 276 00:15:23,219 --> 00:15:26,388 This next one comes with a hat… Oh shit! 277 00:15:31,852 --> 00:15:34,355 That's what frolf is about, bitch! 278 00:15:34,438 --> 00:15:37,024 Frisbee plus Golf. I get it now. 279 00:15:37,107 --> 00:15:38,359 Summer, hurry! 280 00:15:41,529 --> 00:15:44,240 Open your mind! 281 00:15:44,323 --> 00:15:46,742 Where do you think they got that one? Whose chest is that big? 282 00:15:46,825 --> 00:15:47,910 We don't have time for this. 283 00:15:47,993 --> 00:15:50,621 Why do you get to kick down all the doors? I wanna kick one. 284 00:15:50,704 --> 00:15:53,123 Shit! It's locked! My ankle! 285 00:15:53,207 --> 00:15:55,042 What is this, your first Taken? 286 00:15:55,751 --> 00:15:59,171 Fuck you, Summer! I rescue Morty seven times per season! 287 00:15:59,255 --> 00:16:02,258 - Summer! The boat, Summer! - Morty! I see it! I see the boat! 288 00:16:02,841 --> 00:16:04,218 Here, Summer! Check this out. 289 00:16:07,513 --> 00:16:09,557 - Check this out? - Window jump. 290 00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:11,267 Try to say it's my first Taken now. 291 00:16:12,935 --> 00:16:14,937 - It's your first Taken. - I'm getting my groove back! 292 00:16:15,020 --> 00:16:17,231 You heard him, boys. Kill him before he gets his groove! 293 00:16:23,153 --> 00:16:24,139 Fuck! 294 00:16:24,154 --> 00:16:27,032 None of this would a happened if you just unmerged us when I asked! 295 00:16:27,533 --> 00:16:29,118 Morty gets everything for free! 296 00:16:29,660 --> 00:16:33,289 Morty's a dog! People have cats because their affection is earned. 297 00:16:33,372 --> 00:16:35,958 I treat you like an equal because I respect you, 298 00:16:36,041 --> 00:16:38,627 - you remind me of your grandmother. - What? 299 00:16:39,086 --> 00:16:40,963 No! I said what… 300 00:16:41,046 --> 00:16:43,591 You're getting choked. Go go ponytail secret move! 301 00:16:44,258 --> 00:16:46,927 Oh my God! What? Hair, stop! 302 00:16:47,845 --> 00:16:49,847 - I need you to remove that. - Ungrateful. 303 00:16:50,681 --> 00:16:51,807 How's Morty? 304 00:16:51,890 --> 00:16:54,602 Morty, you okay? Sorry! I just killed a guy with my hair. 305 00:16:54,685 --> 00:16:57,688 No, I'm not okay! I'm still on the boat! Hurry! 306 00:16:58,272 --> 00:17:00,274 Open your mind! 307 00:17:00,357 --> 00:17:02,776 Sedate him. We're meeting his buyer in an hour. 308 00:17:06,905 --> 00:17:08,824 Open your mind! 309 00:17:08,908 --> 00:17:11,118 Easy there. It'll all be over soon. 310 00:17:12,494 --> 00:17:14,997 Shit! Bite me twice, shame on me! 311 00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:19,585 Man inject me once. 312 00:17:25,466 --> 00:17:27,176 Sir! They're inbound. What should we do? 313 00:17:27,259 --> 00:17:28,469 Kill them, idiot! 314 00:17:31,055 --> 00:17:34,767 There are days, and there are days. 315 00:17:34,850 --> 00:17:37,645 Kenneth, you're the crown jewel of psychic assholes. 316 00:17:38,103 --> 00:17:40,981 Quite an entrance. Now for mine. 317 00:17:44,193 --> 00:17:45,861 That's the reveal? You slide off? 318 00:17:45,944 --> 00:17:48,447 You think I'm done revealing? 319 00:17:50,324 --> 00:17:53,118 That's right, it's me! A smaller Kuato. 320 00:17:53,535 --> 00:17:57,706 The mastermind behind it all. I sold out my own kind, 321 00:17:57,790 --> 00:17:59,083 and I'd do it again! 322 00:17:59,166 --> 00:18:01,543 - Who could've seen that coming. - I mean, he can talk. 323 00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:03,837 - That's kinda surprising. - Yes. 324 00:18:03,921 --> 00:18:06,882 Everyone always assumed that charming Kenneth was the brains. 325 00:18:07,216 --> 00:18:10,844 Or perhaps his Kuato. But I was in control! 326 00:18:12,262 --> 00:18:14,223 - Morty! - Damn Morty, big air! 327 00:18:16,475 --> 00:18:17,518 Stop it! 328 00:18:23,107 --> 00:18:25,609 - Open your mind. - You wanna die? 329 00:18:31,365 --> 00:18:32,783 You little shit! 330 00:18:33,784 --> 00:18:36,745 - He's got a knife! - Not just any knife. 331 00:18:38,163 --> 00:18:39,163 Kuato knife! 332 00:18:40,290 --> 00:18:41,625 Stop! That's mine! 333 00:18:42,626 --> 00:18:43,626 Shit! Fuck! 334 00:18:44,628 --> 00:18:46,005 Shit! It has missiles! 335 00:18:47,881 --> 00:18:49,550 You think this is a joke? 336 00:18:54,555 --> 00:18:58,392 You're about to die. So I'll let you in on my true secret. 337 00:19:00,185 --> 00:19:04,314 Those last three guys were chumps. I'm the real top dawg. 338 00:19:04,398 --> 00:19:07,526 Shit, is that three or four? I've lost count. 339 00:19:07,609 --> 00:19:11,071 - But wait, if you're dazzled now. - Okay! 340 00:19:11,155 --> 00:19:12,156 I see where this is going. 341 00:19:14,950 --> 00:19:15,950 No! No! 342 00:19:19,079 --> 00:19:21,749 What? No! No! No! 343 00:19:26,462 --> 00:19:29,840 Man, kind of a shame. That spider thing was pretty cool. 344 00:19:29,923 --> 00:19:32,009 - I wanted it. - Morty says he wanted it. 345 00:19:32,092 --> 00:19:33,510 Okay! Here. 346 00:19:40,684 --> 00:19:43,062 - You gotta jiggle it more. - Obviously I'm jiggling it, Summer! 347 00:19:43,145 --> 00:19:45,689 - Well, not hard enough. - Morty says "Not hard enough". 348 00:19:45,773 --> 00:19:47,691 I must have it set up for motion smoothing. 349 00:19:47,775 --> 00:19:49,234 I gotta upgrade the polling rate. 350 00:19:54,281 --> 00:19:57,493 Jesus, what are you, a lifeguard? Just jiggle it! 351 00:19:57,576 --> 00:19:58,994 I'm alive! I'm alive! 352 00:19:59,495 --> 00:20:04,291 No, wait! I have so much more to reveal! No! 353 00:20:05,584 --> 00:20:06,919 There we go. 354 00:20:10,672 --> 00:20:12,132 This is great. 355 00:20:12,466 --> 00:20:13,801 Morty, looking good. 356 00:20:13,884 --> 00:20:15,844 Bro you're actually like a fucking boss. 357 00:20:16,261 --> 00:20:17,429 Wait, can that thing jump? 358 00:20:18,388 --> 00:20:19,932 Oh my god, bro. 359 00:20:20,307 --> 00:20:23,018 - Frolf! - Frolf! 360 00:20:23,352 --> 00:20:27,981 - Frolf! - Frolf! 361 00:20:32,653 --> 00:20:35,322 And the Harry Herpsons win! 362 00:20:35,405 --> 00:20:37,324 Morty! That's a par! 363 00:20:39,952 --> 00:20:42,287 Open your mind! 364 00:20:47,167 --> 00:20:49,920 Did you see that par? Morty's killer out there. 365 00:20:50,003 --> 00:20:52,965 - He's not even using his missiles. - Speaking of… 366 00:20:53,382 --> 00:20:55,509 I kinda need a new girl to hook up with on Tuesdays? 367 00:20:56,844 --> 00:20:59,304 - Pass. - You wanna get out of here? 368 00:20:59,388 --> 00:21:00,207 Totes. 369 00:21:00,222 --> 00:21:02,724 Summer saved me from being trafficked and burned alive. 370 00:21:02,808 --> 00:21:03,808 It's like whatever. 371 00:21:05,310 --> 00:21:08,981 Damn, Summer Smith. There is no end to your complexity. 372 00:21:11,024 --> 00:21:12,901 There's the missiles. 373 00:21:12,985 --> 00:21:16,029 Open your mind! 374 00:21:48,228 --> 00:21:51,481 Yes, well, my new kuato was named Morty, 375 00:21:51,565 --> 00:21:53,692 but I'm going to call him Sixty nine. 376 00:21:56,069 --> 00:21:58,739 Kenneth's running a little late with the package, no? 377 00:21:58,822 --> 00:22:00,157 Oh, he'll show. 378 00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:04,161 Do you know how much I paid? Sixty nine million flurbo. 379 00:22:06,079 --> 00:22:09,249 I had seventy of course, but, sixty-nine… 380 00:22:11,710 --> 00:22:13,921 I have sixty-nine credit cards. 381 00:22:16,006 --> 00:22:18,258 My wife wanted to have sex, but I said no, 382 00:22:18,342 --> 00:22:20,052 not unless we sixty-nine. 383 00:22:23,055 --> 00:22:25,432 - TMI, Michael. - You have a wife?