1 00:00:06,846 --> 00:00:10,225 Magnesium-J. Hydrogen-F. Father. 2 00:00:10,809 --> 00:00:14,271 I am ready to re-join my brethren on Alphabetrium. 3 00:00:14,354 --> 00:00:17,315 Very well. Your exile ends today. 4 00:00:21,027 --> 00:00:23,989 Welcome home, Water-T. 5 00:00:25,657 --> 00:00:28,285 - The Numbericons! They're attacking. - Battle stations! 6 00:00:37,877 --> 00:00:40,422 Divide and conquer! Zero survivors! 7 00:00:44,801 --> 00:00:45,801 Father! 8 00:00:46,344 --> 00:00:48,305 Son, take this thing. 9 00:00:48,680 --> 00:00:53,643 It's a prophecy or some shit. I'm dying. Peace. 10 00:00:58,273 --> 00:01:01,860 Water-T, where are you going? There's too many of them. 11 00:01:01,943 --> 00:01:04,446 Then I better crunch the numbers. 12 00:01:09,034 --> 00:01:10,452 When your heart adds up! 13 00:01:10,952 --> 00:01:14,623 One plus one makes you! 14 00:01:20,253 --> 00:01:21,588 Alright! 15 00:01:24,716 --> 00:01:26,718 He's too dope! Retreat! 16 00:01:27,844 --> 00:01:31,556 Oh yeah! We don't care about numbers! 17 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:33,099 Shit! He's crunching the numbers! 18 00:01:33,183 --> 00:01:36,394 I thought he was talking about taxes, but he's crunching us! 19 00:01:36,478 --> 00:01:37,854 I'm deduct your ass. 20 00:01:42,609 --> 00:01:45,070 They activated the bracket shields! We can't pull up! 21 00:01:45,153 --> 00:01:47,656 Somebody kiss me! I don't wanna die not knowing love! 22 00:01:53,036 --> 00:01:54,037 Oh yeah! 23 00:01:54,537 --> 00:01:56,831 We don't care about numbers! 24 00:01:57,666 --> 00:02:00,627 Sorry I'm late. I had to go Pe. 25 00:02:01,294 --> 00:02:03,254 What do you know about this? 26 00:02:03,672 --> 00:02:06,341 The "I" of Harmony? It holds some secret power, 27 00:02:06,424 --> 00:02:07,884 but it's in a language nobody can read. 28 00:02:07,967 --> 00:02:11,012 You don't gotta read shit, Lithium P. It's math. 29 00:02:11,096 --> 00:02:13,723 Careful, T. They won't like that kind of number talk at the palace. 30 00:02:13,807 --> 00:02:16,267 We're not going to the palace, we're going to Earth. 31 00:02:16,351 --> 00:02:18,561 Why? You know a math expert there? 32 00:02:18,645 --> 00:02:20,689 Unfortunately, I do. 33 00:02:21,356 --> 00:02:24,067 In conclusion, without math, planes wouldn't fly 34 00:02:24,150 --> 00:02:26,569 and elephants would forget. What is that sound? 35 00:02:26,653 --> 00:02:29,364 Who is using air buds to listen to rap music? 36 00:02:29,447 --> 00:02:30,782 Sorry, Mister Goldenfold. 37 00:02:30,865 --> 00:02:34,536 Detention! Class dismissed early so Morty can have instant detention! 38 00:02:34,619 --> 00:02:36,579 - No! I want to learn! - I want to add and stuff. 39 00:02:36,663 --> 00:02:38,998 Geez, Mr. Goldenfold! It's just a little hip hop, 40 00:02:39,332 --> 00:02:40,625 it helps me concentrate 41 00:02:40,709 --> 00:02:42,919 Rap will never help anyone do anything! 42 00:02:43,002 --> 00:02:44,587 Some things never change. 43 00:02:44,671 --> 00:02:45,755 - Ice-T? - Ice-T? 44 00:02:45,839 --> 00:02:50,093 Ice-T, it's me, Morty! Remember me? Get Schwifty? 45 00:02:50,427 --> 00:02:51,427 No. 46 00:02:51,970 --> 00:02:53,638 And it's Water-T now. 47 00:02:53,722 --> 00:02:55,724 I don't give an ass if you're Smokey Robinson. 48 00:02:55,807 --> 00:02:58,268 You got the balls of a clown coming back to this school 49 00:02:58,351 --> 00:02:59,769 without the homework you owe me! 50 00:02:59,853 --> 00:03:02,564 Fuck your homework, old man! My planet's at stake! 51 00:03:02,647 --> 00:03:05,024 Mr. Goldenfold, you taught Ice-T math? 52 00:03:05,108 --> 00:03:08,528 I tried, Morty. I sure the hell tried. 53 00:03:08,611 --> 00:03:11,781 Without math, Russia would control all Rubik's Cubes. 54 00:03:11,865 --> 00:03:13,658 - Any questions? - Just one. 55 00:03:14,033 --> 00:03:16,286 Who gives a fuck! 56 00:03:16,745 --> 00:03:19,497 I am a knight, walking, back of class talking, 57 00:03:19,956 --> 00:03:21,958 homework scoffing, blackboard chalking. 58 00:03:22,292 --> 00:03:25,003 Look man, I ain't here for memory lane shit, 59 00:03:25,086 --> 00:03:26,421 I need this deciphered. 60 00:03:26,504 --> 00:03:30,383 Early Algebraic. Possibly even geometric. 61 00:03:30,467 --> 00:03:32,761 - English! - I don't teach english, bitch! 62 00:03:32,844 --> 00:03:35,346 And why should I do your homework? You didn't do mine! 63 00:03:35,430 --> 00:03:36,598 Cuz I had no home! 64 00:03:38,558 --> 00:03:39,558 Now I do. 65 00:03:41,561 --> 00:03:42,561 Help me save it. 66 00:03:46,566 --> 00:03:50,487 All Type Strikers, attack! Kill the Son of Magma-Q! 67 00:03:50,570 --> 00:03:52,614 I want his serifs. 68 00:03:56,493 --> 00:03:57,911 You're coming with me, Goldenfold. 69 00:03:57,994 --> 00:03:59,704 You better be taking me to your homework. 70 00:03:59,788 --> 00:04:01,289 - You're coming with me, Morty! - Why? 71 00:04:01,372 --> 00:04:03,208 It's called detention, not releastion! 72 00:04:08,755 --> 00:04:11,966 - Sorry I'm late, I had to go pe. - I know. 73 00:04:12,050 --> 00:04:13,968 Well, there's new people. I thought they'd like to hear about it. 74 00:04:14,052 --> 00:04:15,303 Just start the fucking ship. 75 00:04:19,682 --> 00:04:23,686 I see the tales of your dopeness have been greatly exaggerated. 76 00:04:23,770 --> 00:04:25,814 Big talk from an upside down I. 77 00:04:25,897 --> 00:04:30,318 I am Sinistar Seven! And I am here to spill the T. 78 00:04:30,401 --> 00:04:32,028 Then come get me, mother fucker. 79 00:04:41,538 --> 00:04:42,789 She's got a Caps Lock! 80 00:04:42,872 --> 00:04:45,375 And an ass to suck. Hit the hyphen drive! 81 00:04:48,378 --> 00:04:49,921 No! No! 82 00:04:54,926 --> 00:04:56,010 Speak. 83 00:04:56,094 --> 00:04:59,055 Lord Dread Nought, Water-T escaped with the I of Harmony. 84 00:05:00,265 --> 00:05:02,392 It's the one of harmony! 85 00:05:03,893 --> 00:05:05,103 That's gotta hurt. 86 00:05:06,062 --> 00:05:10,567 You're a number, act like it. Subtract Water-T from life, 87 00:05:10,650 --> 00:05:12,694 and carry the One to me. 88 00:05:13,236 --> 00:05:15,488 I won't let you down, Father. 89 00:05:15,947 --> 00:05:16,990 Too late. 90 00:05:17,073 --> 00:05:21,578 Too late! God! I love my job! 91 00:05:22,495 --> 00:05:25,623 The Pythagorean Theorem. I just have to figure out 92 00:05:25,707 --> 00:05:29,752 what A and B are, square them both and then add them together. 93 00:05:29,836 --> 00:05:30,879 Can you do it? 94 00:05:30,962 --> 00:05:33,923 - If I do, I want my homework. - Fine! 95 00:05:34,924 --> 00:05:36,885 Why do you guys hate each other so much? 96 00:05:36,968 --> 00:05:39,053 Why do all teachers hate all students, Morty? 97 00:05:39,137 --> 00:05:41,472 Because you all break our god damn hearts. 98 00:05:41,556 --> 00:05:43,516 Just seems like there's more going on there. 99 00:05:43,892 --> 00:05:45,018 Was he that bad at math? 100 00:05:45,101 --> 00:05:48,229 No, Morty, nobody is worse than you. The hurtful thing about 101 00:05:48,313 --> 00:05:50,231 your friend back there is that at one point 102 00:05:50,315 --> 00:05:52,275 it seemed like he might learn. 103 00:05:52,609 --> 00:05:56,029 I am a nightmare walking, psychopath talking, 104 00:05:56,362 --> 00:05:59,782 king of my jungle just a gangster stalk stalking. Stalking. Fuck. 105 00:06:00,825 --> 00:06:02,827 Look all this non-scholastic depravity! 106 00:06:02,911 --> 00:06:07,332 Reef-er? Chee-tos? And not a smidgen of homework in sight. 107 00:06:07,415 --> 00:06:09,959 Why you coming in here fucking up my words? 108 00:06:10,043 --> 00:06:12,712 T, maybe you oughta go back to school. 109 00:06:12,795 --> 00:06:14,797 You can't keep a beat to save your ass. 110 00:06:15,340 --> 00:06:17,467 Damn. My dream just died. 111 00:06:18,843 --> 00:06:21,638 Here. Follow this! It's called four four time. 112 00:06:22,013 --> 00:06:23,973 1, 2, 3, 4. 113 00:06:24,515 --> 00:06:28,144 - 2, 2, 3, 4. - I am a nightmare walking 114 00:06:28,227 --> 00:06:31,814 Psychopath talking, king of my jungle just a gangster stalking 115 00:06:31,898 --> 00:06:34,692 - Living life like a firecracker - Chuck! It's Marvin! 116 00:06:35,318 --> 00:06:40,031 Your cousin Marvin D? Ya know that new sound you looking for? 117 00:06:40,114 --> 00:06:42,659 Well, listen to this! 118 00:06:43,076 --> 00:06:44,577 The gangs of L.A. will never die. 119 00:06:44,661 --> 00:06:47,622 Got ya again, mother-fucker! 120 00:06:47,705 --> 00:06:50,833 You'd think that guy's cousin would stop taking his calls. 121 00:06:50,917 --> 00:06:52,085 That's not the point, Morty! 122 00:06:52,168 --> 00:06:54,837 You included it in your story! But I get it. 123 00:06:54,921 --> 00:06:57,840 You and T were actually friends. So, what went wrong? 124 00:06:57,924 --> 00:07:00,760 Nice try, Morty. You think that if I connect with you 125 00:07:00,843 --> 00:07:03,262 I'll let you out of detention? Well, you can forget it. 126 00:07:03,346 --> 00:07:04,722 I'm all about boundaries now. 127 00:07:05,139 --> 00:07:06,391 Boundaries! I got it! 128 00:07:07,558 --> 00:07:08,726 - What is it? - It's a map! 129 00:07:09,143 --> 00:07:11,896 A squared is the length of the galaxy. B squared is the height. 130 00:07:11,980 --> 00:07:14,273 So C squared takes you directly to. 131 00:07:14,816 --> 00:07:16,067 Planet E-10? 132 00:07:16,150 --> 00:07:19,529 Ain't E-10 supposed to be where God created letters or some shit? 133 00:07:19,612 --> 00:07:22,198 That's just a story we tell lowercase letters at bed time. 134 00:07:22,281 --> 00:07:23,408 Maybe there's more to it. 135 00:07:23,491 --> 00:07:24,701 - Why bed time? - What? 136 00:07:24,784 --> 00:07:27,787 He said it was a story you told lowercase letters at bed time, 137 00:07:28,121 --> 00:07:29,872 you never tell the story during the day? 138 00:07:29,956 --> 00:07:32,375 I guess I just hoped the phrase "bed time" would make it easier 139 00:07:32,458 --> 00:07:35,044 to understand that lowercase letters are our version of children. 140 00:07:35,128 --> 00:07:36,671 So you did that for me? 141 00:07:36,754 --> 00:07:39,048 Well, half the people here are human, I didn't want to exclude you. 142 00:07:39,132 --> 00:07:40,341 We would have figured out it was children. 143 00:07:40,425 --> 00:07:42,176 Lowercase means smaller, we get it. 144 00:07:42,260 --> 00:07:43,720 It feels like I'm being punished for clarity. 145 00:07:43,803 --> 00:07:45,930 - Punished? Jesus. I asked a question. - So did Hitler! 146 00:07:46,014 --> 00:07:48,975 What the fuck is going on? Somebody set up a call or some shit. 147 00:07:49,058 --> 00:07:51,060 We need to send word to Alphabetrium. 148 00:07:57,275 --> 00:08:01,112 Oxygen-S, we've deciphered the I of Harmony and we're headed to E-10. 149 00:08:01,195 --> 00:08:02,572 That's incredible, Water-T. 150 00:08:02,655 --> 00:08:04,741 Give me your coordinates, I'll send help immediately. 151 00:08:05,366 --> 00:08:07,910 - Word. - Happy to serve, my lord. 152 00:08:09,162 --> 00:08:10,371 In quotes! 153 00:08:12,457 --> 00:08:13,750 Secret villain! 154 00:08:14,959 --> 00:08:17,920 Coming out of Helvetica Light Speed, and approaching Planet E-10. 155 00:08:19,088 --> 00:08:21,382 - God damn. - Maybe it knows it's home. 156 00:08:21,883 --> 00:08:23,259 What the math is happening? 157 00:08:24,469 --> 00:08:25,803 Die, Letter scum! 158 00:08:28,139 --> 00:08:31,684 I'm sick and tired of this bullshit. Yo Seven, count this! 159 00:08:32,685 --> 00:08:33,936 Three-zus Christ! 160 00:08:48,659 --> 00:08:50,870 - Typical letter, acting on emotion! - You're welcome 161 00:08:50,953 --> 00:08:53,998 - for saving your numbery-ass, ass! - I won't let you take me alive! 162 00:08:54,082 --> 00:08:55,082 Have it your way! 163 00:08:55,583 --> 00:08:57,126 If you're gonna act like ignorant children, 164 00:08:57,210 --> 00:08:58,711 I guess the teacher's in charge! 165 00:08:59,045 --> 00:09:02,548 And young lady, whoever told you numbers can't be emotional 166 00:09:02,632 --> 00:09:05,843 did you wrong. On Earth, numbers get down. 167 00:09:06,219 --> 00:09:08,971 - Sometimes even with letters. - Disgusting! 168 00:09:09,055 --> 00:09:11,641 See that's what everyone says, but then they go home 169 00:09:11,724 --> 00:09:13,476 and they type all kinds of shit into Pornhub. 170 00:09:16,062 --> 00:09:18,147 We're surrounded by primitive googas! 171 00:09:20,733 --> 00:09:23,361 Okay! The primitive googas worship the glowing thing! 172 00:09:23,444 --> 00:09:25,822 Things don't always resolve this fast, we're making good time. 173 00:09:25,905 --> 00:09:28,533 Scribble! Jot jot! Scribble! Doodle! 174 00:09:28,616 --> 00:09:29,659 We can't understand you. 175 00:09:29,742 --> 00:09:32,662 Obviously, they want to take us to their village for an Ewok party. 176 00:09:32,745 --> 00:09:34,664 Damn, making really good time. 177 00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:43,840 This tribe claims the artifact comes from a religious site 178 00:09:43,923 --> 00:09:44,966 not far from here. 179 00:09:45,049 --> 00:09:46,342 Awful nice of you to help. 180 00:09:46,426 --> 00:09:49,971 I'm simply following the rules of war as your prisoner. 181 00:09:50,054 --> 00:09:51,556 Or maybe you're hoping if you're nice, 182 00:09:51,639 --> 00:09:54,016 I'll let my guard down so you can take the I. 183 00:09:54,100 --> 00:09:57,687 How dare you. I'm not a seductress, I am a warrior. 184 00:09:57,770 --> 00:10:00,565 - And that's not an I, it's a one. - It's an I! 185 00:10:00,648 --> 00:10:01,899 You guys don't get out much? 186 00:10:02,275 --> 00:10:04,902 It seems kinda obvious that these Scribbles are, like, 187 00:10:04,986 --> 00:10:07,613 the original species that letters and numbers came from. 188 00:10:07,697 --> 00:10:10,533 So that relic thing probably isn't a one or an I 189 00:10:10,616 --> 00:10:14,203 it's probably just, like, a line. It's symbolic of the fact 190 00:10:14,287 --> 00:10:15,913 that your people don't need to be at war. 191 00:10:16,914 --> 00:10:18,875 - How do I know you again? - Get Schwifty? 192 00:10:19,208 --> 00:10:21,752 Still nothing. So mind your damn business. 193 00:10:21,836 --> 00:10:23,337 At least we agree on that. 194 00:10:24,714 --> 00:10:27,175 Looks like your detention is officially over. 195 00:10:27,258 --> 00:10:27,952 Why? 196 00:10:27,967 --> 00:10:30,178 You finally learned how hard it is to teach. 197 00:10:30,261 --> 00:10:31,038 No I didn't. 198 00:10:31,053 --> 00:10:34,056 Then you learned how hard it is to learn. 199 00:10:34,640 --> 00:10:36,767 - I already knew… - Just go to bed, you ungrateful shit! 200 00:10:38,811 --> 00:10:40,897 - Cock a doodle! - Cock a doodle two! 201 00:10:42,565 --> 00:10:44,192 The I, it's gone! 202 00:10:45,401 --> 00:10:47,737 That bitch! Seven took the I! 203 00:10:48,112 --> 00:10:49,280 C'mon, Mr. Goldenfold! 204 00:10:49,363 --> 00:10:52,074 Count me out, Morty. I'm tired of helping that sonofabitch. 205 00:10:52,158 --> 00:10:54,452 Seriously? Feels like there'sa deeper beef 206 00:10:54,535 --> 00:10:57,038 than missing homework here. What really happened? 207 00:10:57,121 --> 00:10:59,916 It was the summer of 1991… 208 00:10:59,999 --> 00:11:02,418 Any friend of Ice-T is welcome in my home. 209 00:11:02,501 --> 00:11:05,046 And as governor, I can't wait to add that math 210 00:11:05,129 --> 00:11:07,381 wing to Harry Herpson High School, Mr. Goldenfold. 211 00:11:07,465 --> 00:11:09,258 And I shall put it to good use, sir! 212 00:11:09,342 --> 00:11:12,428 Of course you will, more baby potatoes? 213 00:11:13,846 --> 00:11:15,431 God damn, I love rap. 214 00:11:19,810 --> 00:11:23,231 And the Grammy award for Rap Artist of the Year goes to… 215 00:11:23,940 --> 00:11:25,149 Ice-T! 216 00:11:30,488 --> 00:11:33,616 I just want to thank my words, the letters that made them 217 00:11:33,699 --> 00:11:36,494 and that's it. Nothing else. Peace! 218 00:11:37,745 --> 00:11:39,580 I thought you said he'd thank math! 219 00:11:39,664 --> 00:11:42,416 There must be some mistake, try a different channel? 220 00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:44,168 The mistake was believing you even knew Ice-T 221 00:11:44,252 --> 00:11:46,128 and could get me that math-loving youth vote! 222 00:11:46,212 --> 00:11:49,548 Now get outta here! I've got a god damn presidential campaign to start. 223 00:11:50,841 --> 00:11:54,303 After that, my dreams faded away like so many erections. 224 00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:57,431 I mean, that sucks but let's stop Sinistar-7 225 00:11:57,515 --> 00:11:59,475 and maybe you two sort this out on the way home? 226 00:12:00,142 --> 00:12:03,854 Pretty sound logic. And logic IS a part of math. 227 00:12:03,938 --> 00:12:04,938 Whatever c'mon! 228 00:12:06,732 --> 00:12:08,109 If you're pregnant, that's my cell number. 229 00:12:08,192 --> 00:12:10,569 I know you can't read it, but it's important I made an effort. 230 00:12:19,870 --> 00:12:21,664 - Nice try! - How dare you! 231 00:12:21,747 --> 00:12:22,747 How dare you! 232 00:12:48,065 --> 00:12:50,359 Shit! I think when we started getting it on 233 00:12:50,443 --> 00:12:52,862 that amulet showed us the truth of our origins. 234 00:12:52,945 --> 00:12:56,407 - Father! - We're into the same sick shit. 235 00:12:56,490 --> 00:12:58,034 No, my father! He's here! 236 00:12:58,117 --> 00:13:00,369 - What's that? - Emperor Dread Nought. 237 00:13:04,790 --> 00:13:07,626 The fate of the Alphabetrians is at hand. 238 00:13:07,710 --> 00:13:10,212 Magma-Q's legacy ends here. 239 00:13:10,546 --> 00:13:12,048 How the fuck did he find us? 240 00:13:12,131 --> 00:13:13,716 Betrayal reveal! 241 00:13:15,926 --> 00:13:19,221 You appear displeased to see me, Prince Water-T. 242 00:13:19,305 --> 00:13:21,766 Cold-ass mother-fucker, you in league with Dread Nought? 243 00:13:22,099 --> 00:13:24,518 How could you do us Letters dirty like that, S? 244 00:13:24,602 --> 00:13:28,606 My true name is not S, on Numbericonia they call me… 245 00:13:29,565 --> 00:13:30,608 Eight. 246 00:13:30,691 --> 00:13:35,404 Eight? Oh my god, he's a number? Did you know? I didn't! 247 00:13:36,655 --> 00:13:40,284 Holy shit! I'm not even supposed to be here today it's my day off! 248 00:13:40,368 --> 00:13:43,162 For real, that's how much I like working with these people! 249 00:13:45,498 --> 00:13:48,209 Good thing your father isn't alive to see you fail, 250 00:13:48,292 --> 00:13:49,919 he'd be so disappointed. 251 00:13:50,002 --> 00:13:51,921 Motherfucker! I'm gonna shoot you in the dick. 252 00:13:52,004 --> 00:13:55,383 I would like to see you try. Villain exit! 253 00:13:55,841 --> 00:13:59,053 Thanks for dragging me across the universe to be killed, Water-T. 254 00:13:59,136 --> 00:14:00,638 No homework-doing, mother-grabbin. 255 00:14:00,721 --> 00:14:03,766 You wanna go old man? I'll fuck you stil you love me! 256 00:14:03,849 --> 00:14:07,561 I'll put your kids through college! I'll fucking take you to Boca Raton 257 00:14:07,645 --> 00:14:08,506 you motherfucker! 258 00:14:08,521 --> 00:14:12,441 Ease up, Water-T. After all, you did betray Goldenfold by, 259 00:14:12,525 --> 00:14:15,444 not thanking math at the Grammys. I guess. 260 00:14:15,528 --> 00:14:19,448 That's what you think happened? G-Folds. It went like this. 261 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:24,412 Didja listen to my album, Pop? It's nominated for a Grammy. 262 00:14:24,495 --> 00:14:29,125 Yes. I heard your album. What is this four-four time, rhythm nonsense? 263 00:14:29,208 --> 00:14:32,002 It's disgusting! You're a number-loving traitor 264 00:14:32,086 --> 00:14:34,422 who doesn't care about anything but himself. 265 00:14:36,757 --> 00:14:38,384 I never knew. 266 00:14:38,467 --> 00:14:39,844 You never asked! 267 00:14:39,927 --> 00:14:41,095 Here, Father. 268 00:14:41,178 --> 00:14:44,723 The destiny of the Numbericons is mine to claim! 269 00:14:45,057 --> 00:14:47,685 Everyone has to watch while I do it, too! 270 00:14:48,227 --> 00:14:49,854 How does this thing work again? 271 00:14:49,937 --> 00:14:51,480 Allow me, my lord. 272 00:14:51,564 --> 00:14:53,482 Hold up. You're just going to let this motherfucker come up and… 273 00:15:07,913 --> 00:15:08,914 I don't get it. 274 00:15:09,290 --> 00:15:13,127 The ultimate power of the universe is finally mine! 275 00:15:13,210 --> 00:15:15,713 I am the ruler of the Numbericons! 276 00:15:16,172 --> 00:15:17,840 The dead rule nothing! 277 00:15:18,591 --> 00:15:20,342 Father! No! 278 00:15:20,426 --> 00:15:24,513 Your father was a bitch. You shall be my general now! 279 00:15:24,597 --> 00:15:25,890 Well, he was a bad father… 280 00:15:25,973 --> 00:15:29,727 I am Infinity, omnipotent God of Numbers! 281 00:15:29,810 --> 00:15:33,272 And I have a world of Letters to destroy! 282 00:15:35,524 --> 00:15:37,902 I guess he doesn't need the ship anymore? 283 00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:40,196 You heard Infinity. Move out! 284 00:15:44,450 --> 00:15:45,910 We coulda had something. 285 00:15:46,535 --> 00:15:50,539 It was a mistake, T. Letters and Numbers can never be. 286 00:15:57,254 --> 00:15:59,840 What do we do? He's gonna destroy Alphabetrium! 287 00:15:59,924 --> 00:16:01,800 Whatever. I don't care anymore. 288 00:16:01,884 --> 00:16:04,261 - Damn, T. That's cold. - Exactly. 289 00:16:06,138 --> 00:16:08,182 - God damn! - You do remember our adventure. 290 00:16:08,265 --> 00:16:09,265 Not really. 291 00:16:11,727 --> 00:16:13,270 Dope shit, T! 292 00:16:13,354 --> 00:16:16,315 If we don't stop Infinity, he's gonna destroy Alphabetrium! 293 00:16:16,398 --> 00:16:18,943 But that ooze-swamp put the kibosh on our spaceships. 294 00:16:19,026 --> 00:16:23,072 Maybe we can pull it out and upgrade it using parts of the numbers ship… 295 00:16:23,155 --> 00:16:26,200 The googas already did it. You guys work fast. 296 00:16:27,618 --> 00:16:30,621 Damn. It's like the Glyph Jumper, but extreme. 297 00:16:30,704 --> 00:16:33,707 Big fun now! Ship fast. 298 00:16:34,041 --> 00:16:35,751 The Glyph Jumper Extreme is rad! 299 00:16:36,210 --> 00:16:39,213 Let's go home and bust a cap in Infinity's ass. 300 00:16:39,296 --> 00:16:41,507 Wait! Let me go pee first, that way when we get there, 301 00:16:41,590 --> 00:16:42,590 I'll get to say. 302 00:16:43,050 --> 00:16:44,385 well, I'm not gonna spoil it! 303 00:16:52,810 --> 00:16:56,063 Death to all Letters! Neither upper nor lower case 304 00:16:56,146 --> 00:16:57,940 will survive this day! 305 00:17:02,111 --> 00:17:05,364 The Brackets Shield has fallen! It's an utter apostrophe! 306 00:17:06,615 --> 00:17:09,618 I am bigger than letters! I am bigger than numbers! 307 00:17:09,702 --> 00:17:13,414 My balls are huge and everyone can suck my dick! 308 00:17:15,916 --> 00:17:17,835 Stop! You're killing numbers! 309 00:17:20,129 --> 00:17:21,839 My lord, this is too far. 310 00:17:22,172 --> 00:17:23,172 Are you still fucking talking? 311 00:17:23,507 --> 00:17:26,093 Here's a number for you lady, 86 that ass! 312 00:17:26,176 --> 00:17:27,176 You're fired! 313 00:17:30,472 --> 00:17:32,141 Suck this, bitch! 314 00:17:36,228 --> 00:17:37,521 T, is that your girl? 315 00:17:43,193 --> 00:17:45,029 That's twice I've saved your ass. 316 00:17:45,112 --> 00:17:48,198 Infinity's gone mad with power. He's killing everyone. 317 00:17:49,116 --> 00:17:50,159 And every two, 318 00:17:50,242 --> 00:17:52,036 - and every three and every… - We get it. 319 00:17:52,119 --> 00:17:55,497 I was wrong to join him. And wrong to leave you, Water T. 320 00:17:55,914 --> 00:17:58,125 Infinity killed both our fathers. 321 00:17:58,208 --> 00:18:00,669 I was there. The ceiling fell on him. 322 00:18:02,671 --> 00:18:04,131 Father! 323 00:18:04,214 --> 00:18:05,674 That ceiling was poisoned. 324 00:18:06,050 --> 00:18:09,386 Oxygen-S planned Magma-Q's assassination for months. 325 00:18:09,887 --> 00:18:12,389 All my life I've served such negative numbers. 326 00:18:12,473 --> 00:18:14,516 This kid I don't know was right all along. 327 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:15,502 Finally! 328 00:18:15,517 --> 00:18:18,437 It's time for the Numbericons to rise and join us! 329 00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:21,440 How can we make the Numbericons rise up against him? 330 00:18:22,149 --> 00:18:23,400 We'll inspire them. 331 00:18:26,445 --> 00:18:28,280 Kill! Murder! Death! 332 00:18:39,041 --> 00:18:41,126 Why does a 1 hate an "I", I gotta wonder? 333 00:18:41,210 --> 00:18:43,587 When a lower case I is an imaginary number. 334 00:18:43,671 --> 00:18:45,673 Who stands to gain when I shoot up a digit? 335 00:18:45,756 --> 00:18:48,384 The division is complex, but you know we gotta bridge it. 336 00:18:52,638 --> 00:18:54,598 You think you can stop me with rap? 337 00:18:56,892 --> 00:18:59,019 More homicides than a dodecahedron 338 00:18:59,103 --> 00:19:01,021 Number vs letters the shit that it feeds on 339 00:19:01,105 --> 00:19:04,900 Today, alpha-numerically combine Like g-l-o-c-k means 340 00:19:04,984 --> 00:19:05,984 My ice cold '9! 341 00:19:06,777 --> 00:19:09,655 I got letters and numbers every time I fuck a hole 342 00:19:09,738 --> 00:19:12,074 giving her 1 big dick while she screams "o"! 343 00:19:13,826 --> 00:19:16,328 Magma-Q gets'em wet like she got her cry on 344 00:19:16,412 --> 00:19:20,624 My dick's 3.14 feet it's a Pi-thon Ya'll actin' scared. He ain't won yet 345 00:19:20,708 --> 00:19:23,419 Infinity to one odds? That's an alpha-bet. 346 00:19:23,502 --> 00:19:25,212 Father? You like a force ghost now? 347 00:19:25,295 --> 00:19:28,215 The fuck it look like, son? I came back to help 348 00:19:28,298 --> 00:19:30,050 you hand Infinity his ass. You ready? 349 00:19:30,134 --> 00:19:31,427 Let's kill it, Pops. 350 00:19:31,510 --> 00:19:33,637 Infinity ain't shit without numbers and letters. 351 00:19:33,721 --> 00:19:35,806 We can blow his ass out if we work together. 352 00:19:36,181 --> 00:19:37,725 Rise up! Letters and numbers 353 00:19:37,808 --> 00:19:40,477 I said rise up! Cuz you know we're all brothers! 354 00:19:44,523 --> 00:19:47,651 Arise, King Magma-T. 355 00:19:58,829 --> 00:20:02,041 My word! Water-T's spitting straight fire! 356 00:20:02,124 --> 00:20:04,626 He truly is King of Alphabetrium. 357 00:20:07,087 --> 00:20:09,882 Infinity's too strong! Nothing can defeat him! 358 00:20:09,965 --> 00:20:11,967 You think? How bout this shit. 359 00:20:12,051 --> 00:20:13,260 The I of Harmony! 360 00:20:13,343 --> 00:20:15,929 - Motherfuckers just left it. - How will that help us? 361 00:20:16,013 --> 00:20:18,432 This thing loves when letters and numbers get down. 362 00:20:18,766 --> 00:20:19,766 C'mere girl 363 00:20:21,518 --> 00:20:22,978 You like that? 364 00:20:24,563 --> 00:20:25,647 Hell yeah! 365 00:20:25,731 --> 00:20:28,525 You cannot stop me! I'm infinitely infinite! 366 00:20:33,155 --> 00:20:34,155 My fucking dick! 367 00:20:34,448 --> 00:20:36,074 Thought I was lying, mother-fucker? 368 00:20:39,119 --> 00:20:41,497 Mr. Goldenfold, I love math! 369 00:20:41,580 --> 00:20:43,707 And it loves you too, Morty. 370 00:20:44,124 --> 00:20:46,335 I have to warn you, I'm a prime number. 371 00:20:46,418 --> 00:20:48,170 I'm only divisible by myself. 372 00:20:48,253 --> 00:20:51,507 And my dick's magma now. But we'll figure it out. 373 00:20:57,930 --> 00:21:00,641 How's that math homework coming along, Morty? 374 00:21:00,724 --> 00:21:04,353 It's great, it's so great. Do you mind if I do a second test, 375 00:21:04,436 --> 00:21:06,980 - you know, for fun? - You're weird. 376 00:21:07,356 --> 00:21:08,774 And what about you, sir? 377 00:21:08,857 --> 00:21:10,234 There! All done! 378 00:21:10,317 --> 00:21:13,403 Here's your god damn homework, old man. Happy? 379 00:21:13,487 --> 00:21:16,240 More than you can possibly imagine. 380 00:21:52,067 --> 00:21:54,236 King Magma-T, my people need you. 381 00:21:54,319 --> 00:21:55,319 And who are you? 382 00:21:57,030 --> 00:21:58,866 Ice Cube of the Geomitrons. 383 00:21:58,949 --> 00:22:01,702 My planet getting all bent out of shape by the Formivores. 384 00:22:01,785 --> 00:22:04,580 You Numbers and Letters strong enough to fight them muthafuckers? 385 00:22:04,663 --> 00:22:07,833 The warriors of Alpha-Numbericon are unmatched in strength. 386 00:22:07,916 --> 00:22:11,253 And we never refuse to help a brother in need. 387 00:22:11,336 --> 00:22:14,047 Word! My smokeshow queen speaks truth. 388 00:22:14,131 --> 00:22:15,716 I'll grab my shit and meet you out front. 389 00:22:17,801 --> 00:22:18,801 Cool.