1 00:00:04,547 --> 00:00:06,424 Hello? Hello? 2 00:00:08,635 --> 00:00:11,054 - Hello, Jerry. - Nana! 3 00:00:11,137 --> 00:00:13,014 Are you ready to come to the light? 4 00:00:13,098 --> 00:00:15,558 I'm not sure. Where's Pop Pop? 5 00:00:15,892 --> 00:00:17,894 He's not coming out to meet you anymore 6 00:00:17,977 --> 00:00:20,939 because honestly Jerry, this is getting annoying. 7 00:00:21,022 --> 00:00:24,359 It's not my fault! My father in law asked me to help him gather data and… 8 00:00:25,068 --> 00:00:27,404 Not again! 9 00:00:28,196 --> 00:00:29,572 Okay, run diagnostics. 10 00:00:31,741 --> 00:00:34,661 Holy shit, this is consistent. This is real. 11 00:00:34,744 --> 00:00:36,663 What have you done? You've got my grandparents 12 00:00:36,746 --> 00:00:39,249 - pissed at me. - They'll forgive you because… 13 00:00:39,332 --> 00:00:42,085 they're zero mass fields of consciousness preserved 14 00:00:42,168 --> 00:00:45,046 by a paradimensional layer of infinite energy. 15 00:00:45,130 --> 00:00:47,215 Morty, there's kind of a heaven! Kind of! 16 00:00:47,298 --> 00:00:50,051 I mean there definitely is for a neurotypical like your father. 17 00:00:50,135 --> 00:00:52,637 His conscious connection to a localized cultural model 18 00:00:52,721 --> 00:00:55,098 of infinity functions like a wick, sucking his little mind 19 00:00:55,181 --> 00:00:56,850 straight towards a source of energy strong enough 20 00:00:56,933 --> 00:00:59,602 - to support collective projection. - Great, so there's a heaven. 21 00:00:59,936 --> 00:01:02,689 Glad you could learn that by murdering me eight times. 22 00:01:02,772 --> 00:01:04,107 He's got kind of a point, Rick. 23 00:01:04,190 --> 00:01:06,818 If you want to get into heaven, can't you just stop being an asshole? 24 00:01:06,901 --> 00:01:09,612 First of all, I don't want to “get into” anywhere, 25 00:01:09,696 --> 00:01:11,489 I want to tap this paradimension's energy. 26 00:01:11,573 --> 00:01:14,868 Secondly, you wouldn't catch me dead in Jerry's generic-ass nineteen eighties 27 00:01:14,951 --> 00:01:16,453 concrete and fog machine heaven. 28 00:01:16,536 --> 00:01:18,788 Well guess what, you aren't welcome there! 29 00:01:18,872 --> 00:01:21,583 You raise a good point, Jerry, obviously by accident. 30 00:01:21,666 --> 00:01:23,460 My intact consciousness is too atheistic 31 00:01:23,543 --> 00:01:25,712 to get channeled to any afterlife worth robbing. 32 00:01:26,171 --> 00:01:27,171 It's a paradox. 33 00:01:27,881 --> 00:01:29,090 Unless… 34 00:01:30,550 --> 00:01:33,428 Morty, pack your parka. We're going to Norway. 35 00:01:34,679 --> 00:01:36,681 Or I can augment your skin with subdermal heaters… 36 00:01:36,765 --> 00:01:37,807 I'll pack a parka. 37 00:02:10,131 --> 00:02:12,842 Infinite energy, Morty. You don't even know how to appreciate that 38 00:02:12,926 --> 00:02:14,636 because you've never been in energy debt. 39 00:02:14,719 --> 00:02:15,970 Fuck you, I've been tired. 40 00:02:16,596 --> 00:02:18,681 Perfect! I'm going to Valhalla, Morty! 41 00:02:18,765 --> 00:02:20,600 Your grandpa's going to be the first Valhallanaut! 42 00:02:20,934 --> 00:02:22,018 Feel the excitement! 43 00:02:22,727 --> 00:02:25,480 Getting back will be easy. Once the machine turns on, 44 00:02:25,563 --> 00:02:27,190 I'll have set up the other side of the relay. 45 00:02:27,273 --> 00:02:29,025 Phoenix protocol initiated. 46 00:02:29,109 --> 00:02:31,319 Just hit that big red button to pull me into this body. 47 00:02:31,402 --> 00:02:34,697 But how are you getting there? I refuse to kill you again. 48 00:02:34,781 --> 00:02:38,076 I'm desensitized, Rick. I took some kind of test in school 49 00:02:38,159 --> 00:02:40,578 and the counselor had to call Homeland Security. 50 00:02:40,662 --> 00:02:41,704 Not your problem, Morty. 51 00:02:41,788 --> 00:02:44,207 I need to die in glorious battle against a mighty enemy. 52 00:02:44,749 --> 00:02:46,835 That's why I got Bigfoot in this Pokeball. 53 00:02:46,918 --> 00:02:48,044 Bigfoot is your enemy? 54 00:02:48,127 --> 00:02:50,547 Well, I doubt he's a fan, I stuffed him into a ball. 55 00:02:50,630 --> 00:02:52,215 I mess with him all the time. 56 00:02:52,298 --> 00:02:54,300 These Vikings don't have real tight bylaws, Morty. 57 00:02:54,676 --> 00:02:57,804 This is basically their equivalent of Native American burial grounds. 58 00:02:57,887 --> 00:03:00,181 Bigfoot's dumb enough to attack whatever's in front of him. 59 00:03:00,265 --> 00:03:01,808 And all I gotta do is die. 60 00:03:01,891 --> 00:03:04,185 What happens to Bigfoot after? 61 00:03:04,269 --> 00:03:08,356 Morty, Bigfoot is a B story. The A story is he kills me and you hit the button. 62 00:03:08,439 --> 00:03:09,649 - Got it? - Got it. 63 00:03:11,276 --> 00:03:12,735 Alright, let's do this! 64 00:03:38,261 --> 00:03:41,931 Oh snap, I did it! Valhalla baby! I'm Dead Rick! 65 00:03:44,893 --> 00:03:46,269 Oh, shit, I'm dead Rick. 66 00:03:51,399 --> 00:03:55,445 Welcome to Valhalla, brother. We thought all Vikings had perished. 67 00:03:55,528 --> 00:03:59,449 Nope. I was a straggler. How's it work here again? 68 00:03:59,532 --> 00:04:03,453 We fight! We die! We feast! And then we fight again! 69 00:04:04,203 --> 00:04:05,872 Cheers everybody, cheers! 70 00:04:07,248 --> 00:04:09,709 So, is there a time window between battles 71 00:04:09,792 --> 00:04:11,920 where a guy could go off and, I don't know, 72 00:04:12,253 --> 00:04:13,463 gather resources? 73 00:04:13,546 --> 00:04:15,965 Yes, now you'll receive your armor. 74 00:04:18,051 --> 00:04:19,051 Knock knock. 75 00:04:20,219 --> 00:04:22,680 You're a new arrival. What do you require? 76 00:04:22,764 --> 00:04:24,974 Honestly, I'd love to take most of your tools. 77 00:04:25,058 --> 00:04:27,310 I'd planned on starting from scratch, but you're, like, 78 00:04:27,393 --> 00:04:30,021 way past the Iron Age here, saves me a lot of time. 79 00:04:30,104 --> 00:04:32,357 I make only the finest for Valhalla. 80 00:04:32,899 --> 00:04:34,025 Beautiful hammer. 81 00:04:34,108 --> 00:04:36,986 So, in Valhalla, what happens when we get knocked out? 82 00:04:37,070 --> 00:04:38,905 - Then we're just knocked out. - Cool. 83 00:04:39,447 --> 00:04:41,824 Is that a thing Vikings love? 84 00:04:50,249 --> 00:04:51,709 Oh God, brutal. 85 00:04:58,883 --> 00:05:02,470 Wait, what? Bigfoot, do you have religion? 86 00:05:03,471 --> 00:05:08,017 You understand me, don't you? Does Rick do this to you all the time? 87 00:05:10,186 --> 00:05:11,562 He messes with me too. 88 00:05:13,189 --> 00:05:15,316 Easy there, big guy. Easy. 89 00:05:37,088 --> 00:05:38,088 Oh, shit! 90 00:05:42,510 --> 00:05:44,178 Look at this little one! 91 00:05:44,262 --> 00:05:48,057 You must be made of piss and dragon balls to reach Valhalla at your age! 92 00:05:48,141 --> 00:05:51,436 Yeah, man! Dragon Balls all day. 93 00:05:51,936 --> 00:05:54,731 Have you seen an old skinny guy around here? 94 00:05:54,814 --> 00:05:55,898 Of course! 95 00:05:56,399 --> 00:05:59,027 But wait, where did that guy go? He should have his armor by now. 96 00:06:01,154 --> 00:06:03,573 What in the mighty whale's wooden cock? 97 00:06:04,365 --> 00:06:06,909 The old man! He's some kind of witch! 98 00:06:07,368 --> 00:06:09,120 A friend of yours? 99 00:06:09,203 --> 00:06:11,205 What? Why would I be friends with a witch? 100 00:06:11,289 --> 00:06:12,582 - I was just asking! - Well… 101 00:06:12,665 --> 00:06:15,585 that's really offensive, man! What is this, Judgmenthalla? 102 00:06:15,668 --> 00:06:17,545 I don't know until I ask, alright? 103 00:06:17,628 --> 00:06:19,088 Somebody around here gonna make me some pants 104 00:06:19,172 --> 00:06:21,174 or do I have to call the feds on this place? 105 00:06:22,467 --> 00:06:25,553 Surrender, witch! 106 00:06:26,596 --> 00:06:29,265 Easy, guys. This was all a test and you passed. 107 00:06:29,348 --> 00:06:30,348 I'm actually Odin. 108 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:31,586 - Odin? - Yep! 109 00:06:31,601 --> 00:06:33,603 Thor's father, Spiderman's uncle, et cetera. 110 00:06:33,686 --> 00:06:35,605 I came here to do like an undercover boss thing, 111 00:06:35,688 --> 00:06:39,067 making sure Valhalla's running smooth, which it is, and as your reward, 112 00:06:39,150 --> 00:06:42,111 I'm assembling this majestic transdimensional energy relay 113 00:06:42,195 --> 00:06:44,447 which none of you should ever touch or it'll make your… 114 00:06:44,906 --> 00:06:47,408 goats have hemorrhoids, understood? 115 00:06:47,742 --> 00:06:49,702 And you need nothing from us? 116 00:06:49,786 --> 00:06:51,621 I'm only here a few hours, but since you're asking 117 00:06:51,704 --> 00:06:54,832 I'd kill for a beer and a sandwich. Beef, cheese, no onions. 118 00:06:54,916 --> 00:06:56,125 - is someone writing this down? - Ow my balls! 119 00:06:56,209 --> 00:06:59,420 - Ow my balls, ow my balls! - Morty? Why are you here? 120 00:06:59,504 --> 00:07:01,589 You are friends with the witch! 121 00:07:03,591 --> 00:07:05,468 What the fuck, Morty! You're my ride home! 122 00:07:05,551 --> 00:07:07,804 Bigfoot killed me! He killed you, he killed me, 123 00:07:07,887 --> 00:07:09,430 and he was going to kill your clone. 124 00:07:09,514 --> 00:07:11,474 No, Morty no! 125 00:07:11,557 --> 00:07:14,185 I opened the cage. Bigfoot was burying your body. 126 00:07:14,268 --> 00:07:16,437 - He was mourning you! - He does that. 127 00:07:16,521 --> 00:07:18,815 Morty, any big idiot can pretend to believe in the afterlife, 128 00:07:18,898 --> 00:07:20,817 that's why we're dealing with these fucking guys. 129 00:07:20,900 --> 00:07:23,277 They're just Norwegian Bigfoots. Jesus Christ! 130 00:07:23,361 --> 00:07:25,279 Run this cable over there. We don't have much time. 131 00:07:35,957 --> 00:07:39,794 Hull breach imminent. Initiating survival protocol. 132 00:08:15,079 --> 00:08:16,330 We'll take it from here. 133 00:08:16,414 --> 00:08:19,750 And who are you? CIA? Interpol? 134 00:08:19,834 --> 00:08:22,044 We work for the man upstairs. 135 00:08:25,214 --> 00:08:27,717 Hello, Bigfoot. I'm The Pope. 136 00:08:28,259 --> 00:08:30,136 I'm sure you don't know what that means. 137 00:08:30,595 --> 00:08:33,431 Which is why I've been so eager to acquire you. 138 00:08:33,764 --> 00:08:38,227 The Church, you see, has many enemies, but also many rules. 139 00:08:38,311 --> 00:08:41,314 We can't kill. We can't command a man to kill. 140 00:08:41,397 --> 00:08:43,107 But you are not a man. 141 00:08:43,191 --> 00:08:46,611 You are a thinking beast from outside God's domain, 142 00:08:46,986 --> 00:08:50,656 which will make you the Vatican's greatest weapon. 143 00:08:50,740 --> 00:08:53,117 Your holiness, he is wild. He can't be controlled. 144 00:08:53,201 --> 00:08:55,953 But we know what he wants. 145 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:03,836 Yes, my child. Yes. You will have your naked imbecile. 146 00:09:04,337 --> 00:09:07,423 But first you will work for me. 147 00:09:11,260 --> 00:09:12,929 Morty! Heads up! Incoming wave. 148 00:09:19,977 --> 00:09:20,977 Clear! 149 00:09:21,896 --> 00:09:23,731 - They're sending more every time. - It's fine! 150 00:09:23,814 --> 00:09:26,651 I'll upgrade the turret's rate of fire, but I need to finish this relay. 151 00:09:26,734 --> 00:09:28,486 You need to figure out how to get us back to life! 152 00:09:28,569 --> 00:09:30,112 Without my infinite energy? 153 00:09:30,196 --> 00:09:31,906 I don't think you're thinking this through, Morty. 154 00:09:31,989 --> 00:09:34,450 If we manage to get home, we don't get another shot at this. 155 00:09:34,533 --> 00:09:37,078 You think the next time these idiots see a naked man on the battlefield 156 00:09:37,161 --> 00:09:38,161 they're gonna give him a beer? 157 00:09:38,496 --> 00:09:41,874 So you'd rather stay dead until you win than live as a loser? 158 00:09:41,958 --> 00:09:43,960 Maybe you belong here with these idiots. 159 00:09:44,043 --> 00:09:46,170 Yeah! I could probably teach hem how to hit a red button! 160 00:09:46,546 --> 00:09:47,588 I said I was sorry. 161 00:09:47,672 --> 00:09:51,509 And I said keep killing them while I finish the relay. 162 00:09:51,592 --> 00:09:53,844 And I will get us back home. Okay? 163 00:09:54,470 --> 00:09:55,470 Okay! 164 00:10:25,251 --> 00:10:27,503 Okay, I'm done here. Ready to get back to living? 165 00:10:27,586 --> 00:10:28,572 Yeah, but how? 166 00:10:28,587 --> 00:10:30,881 Morty, infinite energy means infinite energy. 167 00:10:30,965 --> 00:10:33,843 All I have to do is pull a lever to send us back home into new bodies. 168 00:10:33,926 --> 00:10:35,845 Then voila! No more need for crystals. 169 00:10:35,928 --> 00:10:39,181 But the second we turn our back those guys are just going to trash this place. 170 00:10:39,265 --> 00:10:41,142 Morty. Ye of little faith. 171 00:10:42,560 --> 00:10:44,562 Do we even need to attack him? 172 00:10:57,616 --> 00:11:00,328 I told you I was Odin, you faithless heretics! 173 00:11:00,411 --> 00:11:02,371 And I'll keep blowing you up in this pit forever 174 00:11:02,455 --> 00:11:04,957 unless you follow these commandments. Spiderman? 175 00:11:05,958 --> 00:11:07,710 There's ten of them, but they basically 176 00:11:07,793 --> 00:11:10,588 revolve around not going near the energy relay. 177 00:11:10,671 --> 00:11:13,966 Is anybody going to go near the energy relay? 178 00:11:14,967 --> 00:11:17,970 Okay. You have pleased me. I'll get you guys… 179 00:11:18,637 --> 00:11:19,722 some kind of a ladder. 180 00:11:21,307 --> 00:11:22,391 Target is in sight. 181 00:11:22,975 --> 00:11:25,144 Excellent. Release the bait. 182 00:11:28,272 --> 00:11:30,691 I just love worshipping the devil with you guys. 183 00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:51,087 Who are you? Only The Pope wants to kill us but he can't kill… 184 00:11:54,548 --> 00:11:56,342 Yes. Very good. 185 00:11:57,009 --> 00:11:59,470 But we can do even better. 186 00:12:03,015 --> 00:12:08,020 You work for the Vatican! Our enemies are your enemies! 187 00:12:15,861 --> 00:12:17,696 Yes! Yes! 188 00:12:22,993 --> 00:12:26,163 Here, my sweet. This will help you communicate. 189 00:12:26,997 --> 00:12:29,500 I traded a Predator three muskets for it. 190 00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:31,335 So it is their currency? 191 00:12:32,294 --> 00:12:34,004 Give me what you promised. 192 00:12:34,338 --> 00:12:36,757 Yes, child, you've earned it. 193 00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:39,760 Alright, Morty! Wanna grab a mead for the road? 194 00:12:39,844 --> 00:12:42,012 - I'm good. - Then, here we go! 195 00:12:48,978 --> 00:12:51,981 Man, I take back everything bad I said about clone vats. 196 00:12:52,064 --> 00:12:53,649 There's a method to the madness, Morty. 197 00:12:56,235 --> 00:12:58,320 And now… infinite energy, baby! 198 00:13:00,739 --> 00:13:01,739 What the… 199 00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:04,535 Someone's hacking into the Earth bound side of my relay, Morty. 200 00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:07,329 Pretty crazy! Whoever's doing this would have to be a spiritual leader 201 00:13:07,413 --> 00:13:08,831 with limitless resources. 202 00:13:09,165 --> 00:13:10,749 In fact, I guess there's only really one. 203 00:13:15,421 --> 00:13:16,755 You're fucked. 204 00:13:20,217 --> 00:13:22,887 It is over. My torment ends now. 205 00:13:26,140 --> 00:13:29,268 What the hell? Are you seriously working for the Pope? 206 00:13:29,351 --> 00:13:33,355 The pope saw my potential. Prepare to be crushed by bigfoot. 207 00:13:38,110 --> 00:13:40,362 Don't worry, Morty. I've got this under control. 208 00:13:42,531 --> 00:13:44,783 Jesus Christ, Rick, just apologize. 209 00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:47,411 You assumed Bigfoot was dumb. Which was dumb of you. 210 00:13:47,495 --> 00:13:50,539 You're right, Morty. Underestimating people only gives them the high ground. 211 00:13:51,165 --> 00:13:53,000 Admit why you bullied me. 212 00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:55,336 Because I thought it was funny that you were stupid. 213 00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:58,672 People are intelligent in different ways. 214 00:13:58,756 --> 00:14:02,468 I know, I know! I'm clearly stupid at knowing when other people are smart. 215 00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:06,889 Listen! I know you can't tap your gauntlet, 216 00:14:06,972 --> 00:14:08,891 but I'll take a guess at what you're saying. 217 00:14:08,974 --> 00:14:11,393 You hate me because I tortured you to get what I want. 218 00:14:11,977 --> 00:14:14,313 - Rick! - But I only used you to kill myself! 219 00:14:14,647 --> 00:14:16,607 How many people have you killed for the Pope? 220 00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:19,902 Help me stop him and I'll make it right. 221 00:14:20,945 --> 00:14:22,279 For starters, here. 222 00:14:23,656 --> 00:14:25,699 That hurt. Wait a second… 223 00:14:25,783 --> 00:14:28,536 Yeah, hands-free. Also upgraded that voice. 224 00:14:28,619 --> 00:14:33,082 Thank you. In a world, where time actually is money. 225 00:14:33,165 --> 00:14:34,583 I think I know this movie. 226 00:14:34,667 --> 00:14:36,585 You guys can do this bit at the Vatican. Let's go. 227 00:14:38,629 --> 00:14:41,090 Hey, Bigfoot. Whatcha got back there? 228 00:14:41,173 --> 00:14:42,466 Rick and Morty. 229 00:14:44,176 --> 00:14:45,761 Dead. For pope. 230 00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:47,263 Aye, that's them. 231 00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:52,268 Alright, last thing! I just gotta take a sharp stick 232 00:14:52,351 --> 00:14:55,187 and stab them both. That's just the rules. 233 00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:01,819 Sorry, Morty! So much for the quiet way. 234 00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:04,280 - I appreciate that we tried. - It's a fucked-up rule. 235 00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:14,206 Pope! 236 00:15:17,501 --> 00:15:19,420 It's over, the Pope! We got you. 237 00:15:24,508 --> 00:15:25,884 See, this is why religion sucks. 238 00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:28,846 Infinite energy and the Pope uses it to levitate like Criss Angel. 239 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,685 Alright, wow! Not how I saw that going. 240 00:15:35,227 --> 00:15:38,647 I guess getting killed by the energy sent us up the conduit to its source. 241 00:15:39,565 --> 00:15:40,983 Hey guys. 242 00:15:41,066 --> 00:15:42,651 - Oh fuck! - No, no! 243 00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:46,113 Just need some clothes and horses. Maybe not for Bigfoot. 244 00:15:46,530 --> 00:15:47,990 Unless he wants clothes? 245 00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:53,662 Excuse me, Lord Odin… 246 00:15:53,746 --> 00:15:56,790 - Is this a test? - Yup yup! You passed! 247 00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:06,717 Feet so small. 248 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,218 Why is he in a clone of Summer? 249 00:16:08,302 --> 00:16:10,971 Statistically speaking, she's the third most likely to die. 250 00:16:11,055 --> 00:16:12,973 Alright, let's kill that sonofabitch. 251 00:16:13,057 --> 00:16:14,767 Hold on, I can see where this is going. 252 00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:26,111 Pope! 253 00:16:50,969 --> 00:16:53,055 I gotta admit, Morty. I didn't really fight that time, 254 00:16:53,138 --> 00:16:54,390 I wanted to make sure this worked. 255 00:16:54,473 --> 00:16:57,434 - Hand-some. - You like that? Bigger feet! 256 00:16:57,518 --> 00:16:59,228 Even gave your brain a little more lobe. 257 00:16:59,311 --> 00:17:02,147 - Thank you! Me love it. Me… - Dial it back! 258 00:17:02,231 --> 00:17:03,857 You don't wanna come across like a Muppet. 259 00:17:08,654 --> 00:17:10,197 Pope! 260 00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:23,502 Maybe we just portal right up close to the guy 261 00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:25,003 instead of doing the guards every time. 262 00:17:25,546 --> 00:17:26,546 Yeah. 263 00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:38,350 Maybe bigger chin? 264 00:17:38,434 --> 00:17:39,935 Look at this. He's fucking giving notes. 265 00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:42,771 Bigfoot, come on, we need you to put a little more fight in. 266 00:17:42,855 --> 00:17:45,482 If need help, Bigfoot do know some guys. 267 00:17:45,566 --> 00:17:48,444 Pope has… other monsters captive. 268 00:17:49,361 --> 00:17:52,656 Man, you guys really don't quit. I can do this all day. 269 00:17:52,740 --> 00:17:54,324 Yeah, but these guys can do it. 270 00:17:55,951 --> 00:17:57,369 All night! 271 00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:08,589 Big anti-climax! 272 00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:10,716 Mummy, you look good! 273 00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:13,177 This afterlife smells like beer. 274 00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:15,846 I guess this is what infinite energy looks like. Fuck. 275 00:18:16,221 --> 00:18:19,266 Really wish we had time to unpack all of Frankenstein's parts making it here. 276 00:18:19,725 --> 00:18:22,394 Bigfoot, take these guys up to the relay and prepare for a siege. 277 00:18:22,478 --> 00:18:23,562 What are you gonna do, Rick? 278 00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:26,065 Listen, I'm not really your god. 279 00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:28,317 Just an old man who wanted to cheat your system. 280 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:29,943 Guys like me think we can run the joint 281 00:18:30,027 --> 00:18:32,780 because everyone is so dumb. But it's a dumb universe. 282 00:18:32,863 --> 00:18:34,907 I work for you. The customer is always right. 283 00:18:35,491 --> 00:18:37,117 Gimme ten Viking minutes after we leave, 284 00:18:37,201 --> 00:18:39,411 and then pull the plug on that windmill we made over there. 285 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:42,414 And this isn't a trick? 286 00:18:42,498 --> 00:18:43,832 Is your mother's pussy a trick? 287 00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:46,043 - Kick his ass! - Go Morty, go! 288 00:18:46,877 --> 00:18:48,295 Why the hell did you do that? 289 00:18:48,712 --> 00:18:50,881 The only way to end this is by turning off the power, Morty! 290 00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:53,717 - But we have to get home! - That's what these guys are for! 291 00:18:53,801 --> 00:18:57,095 Monsters, hold the line! Everyone but Bigfoot! 292 00:19:01,767 --> 00:19:03,477 That wasn't them leaving, right? 293 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,729 No way. That vould be cold-blooded. 294 00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:09,233 Pope! 295 00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:13,570 Who do you-a bring this time? The Harlem Globetrotters? 296 00:19:13,654 --> 00:19:14,905 That's actually a good pitch. 297 00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:16,156 It's over for you, Pope! 298 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:18,408 Time to atone for your sins. 299 00:19:18,784 --> 00:19:21,286 Bigfoot, you were God's greatest assassin. 300 00:19:21,370 --> 00:19:24,248 Now look at you. Hairless. With normal feet. 301 00:19:24,623 --> 00:19:25,623 Yes! 302 00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:28,794 Rick, the energy relay's still up! 303 00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:31,213 Shit, was really counting on those monsters to lose faster. 304 00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:35,592 That's more like it. Pour one out for the Wolfman. 305 00:19:35,676 --> 00:19:38,262 - I don't-a understand. - Ya know what they say… 306 00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:40,597 When God closes an infinite energy relay 307 00:19:40,681 --> 00:19:43,559 No! Goddamnit! 308 00:19:52,484 --> 00:19:54,528 Alright, I'm just gonna say it so nobody else has to say it. 309 00:19:55,112 --> 00:19:57,739 - Popey ball. There. - Okay. 310 00:19:57,823 --> 00:19:59,783 If I didn't say anything, someone was gonna be like 311 00:19:59,867 --> 00:20:01,618 “You missed Popey ball, it was right there”. 312 00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:04,663 I thought about not using a Pokeball because of that, 313 00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:06,748 but it's the right tool for the right job. 314 00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:09,918 What, am I supposed to not use it and shoot the Pope in the head? 315 00:20:11,336 --> 00:20:12,336 I was gonna say it. 316 00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:16,550 Wait, why are we at the woods? 317 00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:18,969 Time to go on home, big fella. 318 00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:22,806 - Okay. - You're free. Just go! 319 00:20:22,890 --> 00:20:25,517 - You guys are being weird. - Stop making this so hard for us! 320 00:20:25,601 --> 00:20:27,936 Go on! Why can't you go back where you came from? 321 00:20:28,770 --> 00:20:31,231 You don't have to throw things at me to say goodbye. 322 00:20:31,315 --> 00:20:32,399 Just go! 323 00:20:32,482 --> 00:20:36,069 I'm not an animal anymore, I was hoping I could… 324 00:20:36,445 --> 00:20:37,779 I could get a job and… 325 00:20:37,863 --> 00:20:39,573 - Go on git! - Get out of here! 326 00:20:39,907 --> 00:20:43,952 I'm going, okay? Stop throwing things! 327 00:20:44,870 --> 00:20:46,163 - Go! - Okay, I'm leaving. 328 00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:47,789 - Get out of here! - Go on, get! 329 00:21:40,258 --> 00:21:43,053 - What kind of sick sons of bitches… - These things are trained to fight. 330 00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:44,596 I don't want to hear it, Henderson. 331 00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:47,724 What year is it? Who's the Pope? 332 00:21:47,808 --> 00:21:50,018 Shit if I know. Lemme check. 333 00:21:51,019 --> 00:21:52,187 This guy, apparently. 334 00:21:53,772 --> 00:21:57,025 No!