1 00:00:05,408 --> 00:00:06,964 CHARGE BELONGS! IN THE WALL! 2 00:00:06,969 --> 00:00:08,708 FREE THE CHARGE! FREE US ALL! 3 00:00:08,713 --> 00:00:10,345 A huge turnout today at the offices 4 00:00:10,350 --> 00:00:13,056 of billionaire leader and tech visionary Summer Smith... 5 00:00:13,061 --> 00:00:15,516 as she attempts to make Chargeria history. 6 00:00:15,521 --> 00:00:18,978 And this just in: phone chargers are very important, 7 00:00:18,983 --> 00:00:21,415 so never, never steal them. 8 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:24,025 We're ready to launch the device. 9 00:00:24,030 --> 00:00:25,578 Do we have eyes on my brother? 10 00:00:25,583 --> 00:00:27,321 - No, ma'am. - Then we're not ready. 11 00:00:32,440 --> 00:00:33,737 Come on, Morty. 12 00:00:34,443 --> 00:00:35,983 Wait! Remember! 13 00:00:35,988 --> 00:00:38,538 - If you borrow his phone charger... - I know. 14 00:00:38,543 --> 00:00:41,042 it's really important you give it back! 15 00:00:41,047 --> 00:00:44,295 Even if you think he wasn't using it! 16 00:00:53,101 --> 00:00:54,373 I'm alone. 17 00:00:54,978 --> 00:00:57,517 I was, too. That's how I like it. 18 00:01:00,191 --> 00:01:01,396 Ohh! 19 00:01:01,401 --> 00:01:03,147 Come, if you wanna eat. 20 00:01:13,788 --> 00:01:15,168 Saw you on the news. 21 00:01:15,173 --> 00:01:17,653 Guess it's been a while since you've had a normal meal. 22 00:01:17,658 --> 00:01:19,672 By "normal", you mean the spoon is dirty? 23 00:01:19,677 --> 00:01:22,184 CJ's recipe. Back at the firehouse. 24 00:01:23,089 --> 00:01:25,253 Ugh! I didn't put my life's work on hold 25 00:01:25,258 --> 00:01:26,754 to sit here talking to you about chili. 26 00:01:26,759 --> 00:01:30,396 He always said the secret ingredient is patience. 27 00:01:31,472 --> 00:01:33,261 Morty, it is time to go! 28 00:01:33,266 --> 00:01:34,987 It's almost 9 p.m. back in the real world, 29 00:01:34,992 --> 00:01:36,973 and our exit will only work if Mom's in the kitchen 30 00:01:36,978 --> 00:01:38,149 pouring her bedtime wine! 31 00:01:38,154 --> 00:01:39,851 There's nothing for me back there! 32 00:01:39,856 --> 00:01:41,994 - Go without me. - That's not how it works, Morty! 33 00:01:41,999 --> 00:01:45,648 And I'm sorry, but I refuse to turn forty in here! 34 00:01:47,413 --> 00:01:48,818 What choice do I have? 35 00:01:48,823 --> 00:01:50,778 We always had choices. 36 00:01:50,783 --> 00:01:52,314 Take some ownership. 37 00:01:55,079 --> 00:01:57,685 We're ready. Start the launch. 38 00:01:57,690 --> 00:01:59,979 God have mercy on our souls. 39 00:01:59,984 --> 00:02:04,889 Five, four, three. Two, one. 40 00:02:04,894 --> 00:02:06,140 Launch. 41 00:02:12,972 --> 00:02:14,343 It's charging! 42 00:02:14,348 --> 00:02:15,962 Charging in the air! 43 00:02:15,967 --> 00:02:19,098 Dear God! Summer Smith has made phone chargers obsolete! 44 00:02:19,103 --> 00:02:20,725 No more cords! 45 00:02:21,856 --> 00:02:24,379 It's working! 46 00:02:24,384 --> 00:02:26,689 A contactless electrical grid! 47 00:02:26,694 --> 00:02:29,358 That means no chargers, you old bitch! 48 00:02:29,363 --> 00:02:32,236 I win! The matrix is obsolete! 49 00:02:37,038 --> 00:02:38,367 What the hell? 50 00:02:38,372 --> 00:02:39,827 Oh, shit. How long was I out? 51 00:02:39,832 --> 00:02:42,705 Mom! Mom! Mommy! Get away from me, Rick! 52 00:02:42,710 --> 00:02:45,538 Mom! Rick put us in a simulated reality 53 00:02:45,543 --> 00:02:46,543 to teach us a lesson 54 00:02:46,548 --> 00:02:48,169 about taking his phone charger and not giving it back, 55 00:02:48,174 --> 00:02:49,729 and then he fell asleep and forgot about us 56 00:02:49,734 --> 00:02:52,090 for the matrix equivalent of 17 years! 57 00:02:52,095 --> 00:02:53,508 I'm an emancipated adult! 58 00:02:53,513 --> 00:02:55,676 I demand sovereignty over my mind and future! 59 00:02:55,681 --> 00:02:57,720 Don't let him reset us! 60 00:02:57,725 --> 00:03:01,229 This is why I have bedtime wine. 61 00:03:01,234 --> 00:03:03,734 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 62 00:03:05,091 --> 00:03:07,930 My... My hands! A child's hands! 63 00:03:07,935 --> 00:03:10,625 You built a matrix to punish them for a phone charger? 64 00:03:10,630 --> 00:03:12,969 I'm not that petty, Beth. It can punish them for anything. 65 00:03:12,974 --> 00:03:15,354 Put that mindblower gun down. 66 00:03:15,359 --> 00:03:18,533 Okay. Obviously Grandpa cooked you guys a little too long. 67 00:03:18,538 --> 00:03:20,034 Long enough to go to law school 68 00:03:20,039 --> 00:03:21,494 and revolutionize engineering. 69 00:03:21,499 --> 00:03:23,454 Summer, that whole system's basically 8-bit. 70 00:03:23,459 --> 00:03:25,857 A child with a crayon could revolutionize engineering. 71 00:03:25,862 --> 00:03:27,250 Don't let him wipe me, Mom! 72 00:03:27,255 --> 00:03:28,976 I fell in love, ran a country, 73 00:03:28,981 --> 00:03:31,087 visited Chargentina and the Phoneippines. 74 00:03:31,092 --> 00:03:32,880 I can't lose those memories! 75 00:03:32,885 --> 00:03:35,216 Um, I... I wanna remember it, too. 76 00:03:35,221 --> 00:03:37,009 Dad, I think the kids should be allowed 77 00:03:37,014 --> 00:03:39,120 to do whatever they want with what you did to their brains. 78 00:03:39,125 --> 00:03:40,555 You want a couple of matrix-crazy adults 79 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:42,557 in child bodies? Good luck with that. 80 00:03:42,562 --> 00:03:43,992 Yes! I beat you, Rick! 81 00:03:43,997 --> 00:03:46,727 You mess with the bull, you get the 34-year-old horns! 82 00:03:46,732 --> 00:03:49,063 I'm gonna crush it in high school! 83 00:03:49,068 --> 00:03:50,898 Give me a holler when this goes south. 84 00:03:52,313 --> 00:03:55,136 There's literally no limit to what I can achieve. 85 00:03:55,141 --> 00:03:57,530 Student-body president. Valedictorian. 86 00:03:57,535 --> 00:04:00,825 Or maybe just live this one day, sweet and fleeting. 87 00:04:00,830 --> 00:04:03,074 Maybe just hold onto 17. 88 00:04:04,667 --> 00:04:06,247 Cold much? 89 00:04:06,252 --> 00:04:07,582 You're nipping out. 90 00:04:07,587 --> 00:04:09,475 Oh, come on. We don't have to do 91 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:10,927 these teenage-girl stereotypes. 92 00:04:10,932 --> 00:04:13,171 Your body violates our code of conduct, missy. 93 00:04:13,176 --> 00:04:14,389 - Go home and change. - But... 94 00:04:14,394 --> 00:04:16,465 Your wiles won't get you anywhere with me. 95 00:04:16,470 --> 00:04:19,093 Oh, my God. She's hot for Principal Vagina. 96 00:04:19,098 --> 00:04:20,261 She's nipping even harder! 97 00:04:20,266 --> 00:04:22,054 Eat my ass, you shallow bitches! 98 00:04:23,311 --> 00:04:24,891 Every time I think our friendship 99 00:04:24,896 --> 00:04:26,084 can't get any stronger. 100 00:04:26,089 --> 00:04:28,060 I know. You're truly my sister. 101 00:04:28,065 --> 00:04:29,292 Aww! 102 00:04:33,779 --> 00:04:35,976 School's not what you remember, huh? 103 00:04:35,981 --> 00:04:38,145 Ugh. I'm just embarrassed I let them get to me. 104 00:04:38,150 --> 00:04:40,047 Those girls probably still believe people like them 105 00:04:40,052 --> 00:04:42,533 for their personality and that recycling is real. 106 00:04:42,538 --> 00:04:44,744 - Hey, do you have a bobby pin? - Yeah. Here. 107 00:04:44,749 --> 00:04:46,537 At least they're too dumb to do real damage. 108 00:04:46,542 --> 00:04:48,497 It's like blunt-force trauma, as opposed to 109 00:04:48,502 --> 00:04:50,633 a hot curling iron going slowly up your asshole. 110 00:04:50,638 --> 00:04:51,651 Wow. 111 00:04:51,656 --> 00:04:54,003 Which is how I describe my first marriage. 112 00:04:55,076 --> 00:04:56,464 You got married in there? 113 00:04:56,469 --> 00:04:58,424 The best part was, I supported him 114 00:04:58,429 --> 00:04:59,884 while he worked on his music. 115 00:04:59,889 --> 00:05:01,761 Ugh. Been there. It's like, I can either be 116 00:05:01,766 --> 00:05:04,722 the primary earner or your mommy. I can't be both. 117 00:05:06,103 --> 00:05:07,163 Yeah. 118 00:05:09,382 --> 00:05:11,229 A third mimosa? 119 00:05:11,234 --> 00:05:12,772 On a Wednesday afternoon? 120 00:05:12,777 --> 00:05:15,107 Who are we? 121 00:05:15,112 --> 00:05:18,110 Oh, my God. I'm totally turning into my mother. 122 00:05:18,115 --> 00:05:19,487 Goals! 123 00:05:19,492 --> 00:05:21,656 I love this version of you. 124 00:05:21,661 --> 00:05:25,660 You're so... self-assured. I wish I had more of that. 125 00:05:25,665 --> 00:05:28,204 Aww! Beth! Can I call you Beth? 126 00:05:28,209 --> 00:05:30,998 Absolutely! And I'll call you... 127 00:05:31,003 --> 00:05:32,808 - Summer? - Oh, right. Of course. 128 00:05:32,813 --> 00:05:35,636 You were able to achieve so much in there. 129 00:05:35,641 --> 00:05:37,138 Hashtag girl boss. 130 00:05:37,143 --> 00:05:39,799 Ugh. I hate when grown women call themselves girls. 131 00:05:39,804 --> 00:05:41,634 Oh, same. Me too. That was ironic. 132 00:05:41,639 --> 00:05:43,302 Speaking of grown women, 133 00:05:43,307 --> 00:05:44,804 maybe it's time for a little upgrade? 134 00:05:44,809 --> 00:05:47,181 Oh, come on. Look at who you've become. 135 00:05:47,186 --> 00:05:49,517 You don't need some cliché makeover. 136 00:05:49,522 --> 00:05:51,018 I meant for both of us. 137 00:05:51,023 --> 00:05:53,053 Do you just buy your shirts from Target 138 00:05:53,058 --> 00:05:55,147 or do you also work there? 139 00:05:55,152 --> 00:05:57,525 Aww, Beth! I was joking! 140 00:05:57,530 --> 00:05:59,402 Part of my management style. 141 00:05:59,407 --> 00:06:01,320 But isn't comedy just the revelation 142 00:06:01,325 --> 00:06:02,738 of an unacknowledged truth? 143 00:06:02,743 --> 00:06:03,831 Think about it. 144 00:06:03,836 --> 00:06:06,367 Let's get out of here, girl. You need a blowout! 145 00:06:07,832 --> 00:06:09,045 The hell are you doing, Morty? 146 00:06:09,050 --> 00:06:10,579 Get your hands off my death race car! 147 00:06:10,584 --> 00:06:11,823 The struts were a little off. 148 00:06:11,828 --> 00:06:13,666 The struts were a little... 149 00:06:13,671 --> 00:06:15,835 Wow. Okay. The struts were a little off. 150 00:06:15,840 --> 00:06:18,137 Picked up a few skills when I was inside. 151 00:06:18,142 --> 00:06:19,239 The matrix? 152 00:06:19,244 --> 00:06:20,474 Matrix prison. 153 00:06:20,479 --> 00:06:21,966 Oh. Badass. 154 00:06:21,971 --> 00:06:24,218 This is that death race on Vega Five, right? 155 00:06:24,223 --> 00:06:25,311 Space and land? 156 00:06:25,316 --> 00:06:27,079 - Yeah, actually. - Toss me a beer. 157 00:06:27,084 --> 00:06:29,390 Think we should add a snorkel intake to the engine block. 158 00:06:29,395 --> 00:06:32,732 Damn, Morty. Maybe I should leave you in a matrix more often. 159 00:06:33,299 --> 00:06:34,562 Ohhhhhh! 160 00:06:34,567 --> 00:06:36,022 Morty! What are you doing? 161 00:06:36,027 --> 00:06:38,216 - I'm getting Rick's attention! - Freeze! 162 00:06:38,221 --> 00:06:39,567 Fuck you! None of this is real! 163 00:06:39,572 --> 00:06:41,402 - Morty, run! - Hey! Thieves! 164 00:06:41,407 --> 00:06:43,237 Never take what's not yours, 165 00:06:43,242 --> 00:06:45,531 especially if it's a phone charger! 166 00:06:45,536 --> 00:06:47,783 Rick, we're sorry we stole your phone charger! 167 00:06:47,788 --> 00:06:49,744 We learned our lesson! Now let us out! 168 00:06:49,749 --> 00:06:52,621 If that was gonna work, we would've been ejected by now! 169 00:06:52,626 --> 00:06:55,124 You have the right to remain plugged in! 170 00:06:55,129 --> 00:06:57,418 Any charger you steal can and will 171 00:06:57,423 --> 00:06:59,170 - be used against you. - Summer, help! 172 00:06:59,175 --> 00:07:02,214 Sorry, Morty! But one of us has to find a way out of here! 173 00:07:02,219 --> 00:07:03,841 Summer! 174 00:07:13,147 --> 00:07:14,643 Aah! 175 00:07:14,648 --> 00:07:15,895 Ooh! 176 00:07:57,867 --> 00:07:59,681 C-CJ. 177 00:08:00,486 --> 00:08:02,400 If you're remembering a bunch of stuff, 178 00:08:02,405 --> 00:08:03,984 you have to say it out loud. 179 00:08:03,989 --> 00:08:06,129 I... I just miss them. 180 00:08:07,034 --> 00:08:09,006 Ehh. Y-You know what, pal? 181 00:08:09,011 --> 00:08:11,450 I think that engine snorkel's a good idea. 182 00:08:11,455 --> 00:08:12,543 Bottoms up. 183 00:08:13,641 --> 00:08:15,796 Wow. You can really pull that look off. 184 00:08:15,801 --> 00:08:17,456 I could never go short. 185 00:08:17,461 --> 00:08:18,833 It's called disruption. 186 00:08:18,838 --> 00:08:20,793 If you don't take risks, you don't grow. 187 00:08:20,798 --> 00:08:23,796 Uh, for me, this is pretty bold. 188 00:08:23,801 --> 00:08:25,879 I guess everyone has to start somewhere. 189 00:08:27,888 --> 00:08:29,518 What do you think of this? 190 00:08:29,523 --> 00:08:32,179 I think there was a reason it was on the clearance rack. 191 00:08:32,184 --> 00:08:34,682 I thought you wanted to feel more confident. 192 00:08:34,687 --> 00:08:37,026 Now, this says confidence. 193 00:08:37,031 --> 00:08:39,353 It also says $3,000! 194 00:08:39,358 --> 00:08:42,273 Who's gonna invest in you if you won't invest in yourself? 195 00:08:42,278 --> 00:08:44,917 My job is to invest in your college fund, Summer. 196 00:08:44,922 --> 00:08:47,553 First of all, I already graduated charger cum laude 197 00:08:47,558 --> 00:08:49,263 with a major in chargers and a minor in... 198 00:08:49,268 --> 00:08:51,265 - Let me guess. - English Lit. 199 00:08:51,270 --> 00:08:53,092 Beth, I can't make you 17 again, 200 00:08:53,097 --> 00:08:54,743 but I can give this gift of knowledge: 201 00:08:54,748 --> 00:08:56,662 life is slipping away. 202 00:08:56,667 --> 00:08:58,356 It's time to make some big changes 203 00:08:58,361 --> 00:09:01,000 or get comfortable with some big regrets. 204 00:09:01,005 --> 00:09:03,919 So, are you gonna buy me this suit or what? 205 00:09:03,924 --> 00:09:06,505 - And steel plates. - Good stuff. 206 00:09:06,510 --> 00:09:07,898 Oh! L-Look at that, Rick! 207 00:09:07,903 --> 00:09:09,383 They... They got a sale on rebar! 208 00:09:09,388 --> 00:09:12,344 Oh, hell yeah! Buy two rebar, get one freebar? 209 00:09:12,349 --> 00:09:14,489 Matrix Morty's got an eye for a deal! 210 00:09:16,687 --> 00:09:18,851 I gotta hand it to you. T-This feels pretty good. 211 00:09:18,856 --> 00:09:20,869 Good old American craftsmanship, Morty. 212 00:09:20,874 --> 00:09:22,480 Feels good to use your hands. 213 00:09:22,485 --> 00:09:24,973 Oh-ho-ho-ho! Ho! 214 00:09:24,978 --> 00:09:27,519 She's purring like a... like an oily little kitten! 215 00:09:29,024 --> 00:09:30,613 Wow. You guys are... 216 00:09:30,618 --> 00:09:33,407 really spreading out onto the lawn, huh? 217 00:09:33,412 --> 00:09:35,284 Ugh. Suburbia. 218 00:09:35,289 --> 00:09:37,411 Dad, can I talk to you? 219 00:09:37,416 --> 00:09:38,487 Listen. 220 00:09:38,492 --> 00:09:40,414 If this is about the beers, Morty's cool. 221 00:09:40,419 --> 00:09:41,849 He has like four Purple Hearts. 222 00:09:41,854 --> 00:09:43,292 Five. Those and a nickel 223 00:09:43,297 --> 00:09:44,402 will get you a cup of coffee. 224 00:09:44,407 --> 00:09:46,253 Ho-ho! Disillusioned Morty! 225 00:09:46,258 --> 00:09:47,663 Love this guy! 226 00:09:47,668 --> 00:09:48,789 Listen, Beth. 227 00:09:48,794 --> 00:09:50,433 If ya wanna judge someone, call Jerry. 228 00:09:50,438 --> 00:09:51,818 I can't. My phone's dead. 229 00:09:51,823 --> 00:09:55,095 I had to film turns of every outfit Summer tried on. 230 00:09:55,100 --> 00:09:57,148 You need a charger? Use mine. 231 00:09:57,153 --> 00:09:58,599 Oh. Okay. You sure? 232 00:09:58,604 --> 00:10:00,267 Ohh! Uh-h, yeah! 233 00:10:00,272 --> 00:10:02,194 Y-Y-You're... Y-Y-You're... Y-Y-You're... Y-Y-You're... 234 00:10:02,199 --> 00:10:03,729 You're gonna give that back, right? 235 00:10:03,734 --> 00:10:06,607 'Cause I can't impress upon you how... 236 00:10:17,373 --> 00:10:19,278 Oh, God! 237 00:10:19,283 --> 00:10:21,247 Oh, my God! 8-Ball! 238 00:10:21,252 --> 00:10:25,025 No! No! CJ? Chop Block? 239 00:10:25,030 --> 00:10:26,282 Marmaduke? 240 00:10:33,347 --> 00:10:35,511 8-Ball. He... He didn't make it. 241 00:10:35,516 --> 00:10:37,997 We... We saw you die, man! 242 00:10:39,019 --> 00:10:41,517 I-I can't... I-I can't die! 243 00:10:43,482 --> 00:10:45,396 I-I got you, buddy. I got you. 244 00:10:45,401 --> 00:10:47,398 I can't. I can't die. 245 00:10:57,454 --> 00:10:59,535 Huh? 246 00:11:08,841 --> 00:11:10,087 Just take whatever you want. 247 00:11:10,092 --> 00:11:11,672 Nothing out here fucking matters. 248 00:11:11,677 --> 00:11:13,424 Wonder who he learned that from. 249 00:11:13,429 --> 00:11:15,009 Probably someone too tamed 250 00:11:15,014 --> 00:11:17,678 by neo-liberal groupthink to buy a cool jacket. 251 00:11:17,683 --> 00:11:19,830 Dad, I think maybe you were right on this one. 252 00:11:19,835 --> 00:11:21,940 Beth, that's not how it works. 253 00:11:21,945 --> 00:11:23,234 You gotta press it up against their head. 254 00:11:23,239 --> 00:11:24,985 You just tried to mind-blow me? 255 00:11:26,017 --> 00:11:28,222 Summer! Get back here! 256 00:11:28,527 --> 00:11:30,024 This is for your own good! 257 00:11:30,029 --> 00:11:31,734 No, it's for your own good. 258 00:11:31,739 --> 00:11:34,028 I thought you were my friend, bitch! 259 00:11:34,033 --> 00:11:36,030 My friends don't talk to me like that. 260 00:11:36,035 --> 00:11:37,531 Because you don't have any! 261 00:11:37,536 --> 00:11:38,541 Hey! 262 00:11:39,580 --> 00:11:41,810 All I want is to live my best life! 263 00:11:41,815 --> 00:11:44,438 You're too scared to even try! 264 00:11:44,443 --> 00:11:46,457 Did you just hotwire that car? 265 00:11:46,462 --> 00:11:47,508 Yes. 266 00:11:47,513 --> 00:11:49,301 - Summer! - Later, Boomer! 267 00:11:51,434 --> 00:11:53,514 Damn. That got out of hand fast. 268 00:11:53,519 --> 00:11:54,849 Welp, I told her it would. 269 00:11:54,854 --> 00:11:56,925 Smart man. Here. Check this out. 270 00:11:56,930 --> 00:11:58,485 Me and CJ came up with it 271 00:11:58,490 --> 00:12:00,404 during the siege of the Three Pronged Mountains. 272 00:12:00,409 --> 00:12:03,390 We were holed up with nothing but these old Nokia 3.5's. 273 00:12:03,395 --> 00:12:05,601 Had to use a little something we called the reg-rahc. 274 00:12:05,606 --> 00:12:06,852 Try her out. 275 00:12:06,857 --> 00:12:08,120 "Charger" spelled backwards. 276 00:12:08,125 --> 00:12:09,647 Cute. What's it do? 277 00:12:11,887 --> 00:12:14,552 Pulls the charge right out a man's heart. 278 00:12:14,557 --> 00:12:16,576 Thanks for the ride, Rick. 279 00:12:18,185 --> 00:12:21,075 Also, I didn't know Summer was gonna hijack a vehicle, too. 280 00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:23,878 I've been planning this a lot longer than her. 281 00:12:23,883 --> 00:12:25,045 Anyway... 282 00:12:30,756 --> 00:12:32,032 Cool tank! 283 00:12:36,136 --> 00:12:39,134 - No! No, no, no, no, no! - Something the matter, sir? 284 00:12:39,139 --> 00:12:41,804 - You wouldn't be putting people in matrixes, would you? - What? 285 00:12:41,809 --> 00:12:44,556 'Cause that's something you should never do. 286 00:12:45,979 --> 00:12:48,043 Seriously, Morty? You're that uncreative? 287 00:12:48,048 --> 00:12:49,136 Who's Morty? 288 00:12:49,141 --> 00:12:50,729 Is that someone you put in a matrix? 289 00:12:50,734 --> 00:12:52,064 Yes! 290 00:12:52,069 --> 00:12:53,732 Owww. Oh... 291 00:12:53,737 --> 00:12:56,877 The seemingly unstoppable and pretty cool-looking vehicle 292 00:12:56,882 --> 00:12:58,570 is now heading towards a power plant 293 00:12:58,575 --> 00:13:00,214 at the center of Power Plant Valley, 294 00:13:00,219 --> 00:13:02,574 the well-known nexus of America's power grid. 295 00:13:04,081 --> 00:13:06,495 Why create this unstoppable death machine? 296 00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:08,997 Its driver, 14-year-old Morty Smith, 297 00:13:09,002 --> 00:13:10,082 has this to say. 298 00:13:10,087 --> 00:13:11,175 Come into a wolf's house 299 00:13:11,180 --> 00:13:12,944 and piss in its bed, you're gonna get bit! 300 00:13:12,949 --> 00:13:14,620 T-That's just the nature of the wolf! 301 00:13:14,625 --> 00:13:17,123 That's just the nature of the wolf! 302 00:13:20,597 --> 00:13:22,469 How's the neti pot coming, Summer? 303 00:13:22,474 --> 00:13:26,223 So good. I feel grounded, free of toxins. 304 00:13:29,131 --> 00:13:30,853 Go away. I need my space. 305 00:13:30,858 --> 00:13:33,939 I can't believe how fast you got established in Santa Fe. 306 00:13:33,944 --> 00:13:36,391 The wellness industry picked me up at the city limits. 307 00:13:36,396 --> 00:13:38,352 They place all lost middle-aged women 308 00:13:38,357 --> 00:13:41,780 in a residential pottery studio with meditation elements. 309 00:13:41,785 --> 00:13:44,491 I'm looking to be in connection with the mountains? 310 00:13:44,496 --> 00:13:46,368 Get the cacao. And the harmonium. 311 00:13:46,373 --> 00:13:47,745 Honey, you shouldn't have to be 312 00:13:47,750 --> 00:13:49,538 a lost middle-aged woman yet. 313 00:13:49,543 --> 00:13:51,123 Take it from me. It sucks. 314 00:13:51,128 --> 00:13:54,218 And the joy of being 17 is not knowing anything, 315 00:13:54,223 --> 00:13:56,962 including how hard it's gonna get. 316 00:13:56,967 --> 00:13:59,798 Yeah. I guess I'm sorry for what I said. 317 00:13:59,803 --> 00:14:01,842 I just don't know how to be your friend. 318 00:14:01,847 --> 00:14:04,470 You don't have to be. You're my daughter. 319 00:14:06,810 --> 00:14:09,016 Wow. I hate that I'm saying this, 320 00:14:09,021 --> 00:14:11,193 but the energy here feels amazing. 321 00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:12,428 That's called community. 322 00:14:12,433 --> 00:14:13,896 And if we had more of it in this world, 323 00:14:13,901 --> 00:14:15,514 and less factory-farmed beef, 324 00:14:15,519 --> 00:14:17,608 our little boys wouldn't be driving tanks 325 00:14:17,613 --> 00:14:19,109 into nuclear power plants! 326 00:14:19,114 --> 00:14:21,645 That sounds too specific to be a metaphor. 327 00:14:21,650 --> 00:14:23,822 What will you do when there's no power in the walls? 328 00:14:23,827 --> 00:14:25,124 What will you charge then? 329 00:14:25,129 --> 00:14:26,417 See? Beef brain. 330 00:14:26,422 --> 00:14:28,310 Oh, God. I have to stop him. 331 00:14:28,315 --> 00:14:30,462 - You know how? - I'm a tech CEO! 332 00:14:30,467 --> 00:14:32,831 So even if I don't, I'll pretend I do. 333 00:14:32,836 --> 00:14:35,042 Mom. Hold my calls. 334 00:14:35,047 --> 00:14:38,552 "Mom". Hmm. I like the sound of that. 335 00:14:39,301 --> 00:14:41,048 I'll just need a credit card. 336 00:14:41,053 --> 00:14:43,175 Please, sir. Not in the matrix. 337 00:14:43,180 --> 00:14:45,511 You shouldn't put people in matrixes. 338 00:14:45,516 --> 00:14:46,742 Uh-huh. 339 00:14:54,191 --> 00:14:56,785 What the... Oh. 340 00:15:02,199 --> 00:15:06,036 Matrix my ass! Wubbalubba dub dub! 341 00:15:18,390 --> 00:15:20,634 This better be death race-related. 342 00:15:37,276 --> 00:15:39,398 - CJ! - H-Huh? Hey! 343 00:15:47,286 --> 00:15:49,324 CJ! CJ! 344 00:15:50,622 --> 00:15:51,694 Ohh! 345 00:15:51,699 --> 00:15:53,780 She's beautiful. Isn't she? 346 00:15:55,085 --> 00:15:56,498 Morty. 347 00:15:56,503 --> 00:15:58,292 I never had a brother. 348 00:15:58,297 --> 00:16:00,460 U-Until y-you. 349 00:16:12,586 --> 00:16:14,808 Death to Chargeria! 350 00:16:24,081 --> 00:16:27,070 We got him. Osama Been Chargin is dead. 351 00:16:27,075 --> 00:16:28,906 Full hearts, full charge. 352 00:16:28,911 --> 00:16:31,918 Full hearts, full charge. 353 00:16:32,475 --> 00:16:34,013 She's coming down! 354 00:16:35,111 --> 00:16:37,475 Sweet Christ! Power Plant Valley is breached! 355 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:39,173 I repeat, breached! 356 00:16:41,817 --> 00:16:43,606 He's getting too close! 357 00:16:43,611 --> 00:16:45,265 If he reaches the central power plant, 358 00:16:45,270 --> 00:16:46,567 it'll trigger a chain reaction 359 00:16:46,572 --> 00:16:48,352 that renders North America uninhabitable, 360 00:16:48,357 --> 00:16:50,896 but also takes out all cellphones! 361 00:16:50,901 --> 00:16:52,156 Fear not, Guard #2. 362 00:16:52,161 --> 00:16:54,625 The moat was installed for this exact scenario. 363 00:16:54,630 --> 00:16:57,935 There's not a tank on earth that can cross that water. 364 00:16:59,034 --> 00:17:00,923 Oh, shit! It's got a snorkel! 365 00:17:00,928 --> 00:17:02,567 Dear God. Run! 366 00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:12,240 Morty! 367 00:17:13,416 --> 00:17:15,638 None of this will bring CJ back! 368 00:17:15,643 --> 00:17:17,632 Keep his name out of your mouth! 369 00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:18,637 Whose name? 370 00:17:18,642 --> 00:17:20,993 Christopher James Motorola, 371 00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:23,229 Chargeant First Class? 372 00:17:29,490 --> 00:17:30,794 What do you know about CJ? 373 00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:32,129 This is all my fault, Morty. 374 00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:33,797 You were the only real thing in there, 375 00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:35,382 but I didn't treat you like you mattered. 376 00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:37,234 You couldn't have known what would happen in that war. 377 00:17:37,239 --> 00:17:40,246 But I did know, Morty. I did know. 378 00:17:40,251 --> 00:17:42,890 Once I understood the rules of the matrix, 379 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,542 taking power was easy. 380 00:17:44,547 --> 00:17:46,669 But making power wasn't. 381 00:17:46,674 --> 00:17:49,380 There was only one way to make the charging science work... 382 00:17:49,385 --> 00:17:52,438 all the lithium we could get our hands on. 383 00:17:53,272 --> 00:17:54,760 We got it. 384 00:17:54,765 --> 00:17:57,112 We can fix it, right? We can fix it? 385 00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:59,345 No one can know about this. 386 00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:05,129 It was a brutal war, but I knew we'd win it. 387 00:18:05,134 --> 00:18:06,564 Because we had you. 388 00:18:06,569 --> 00:18:08,732 An ex-con with no future, 389 00:18:08,737 --> 00:18:11,026 no family, no way to die. 390 00:18:11,031 --> 00:18:13,812 Morty, I never had a brother. 391 00:18:13,817 --> 00:18:15,606 U-Until y-you. 392 00:18:15,611 --> 00:18:17,408 You could have had a different life. 393 00:18:17,413 --> 00:18:18,742 I could have given it to you. 394 00:18:20,916 --> 00:18:22,246 We got him. 395 00:18:22,251 --> 00:18:23,914 Osama Been Chargin is dead. 396 00:18:23,919 --> 00:18:26,625 Thank you soldier. Full hearts, full charge. 397 00:18:26,630 --> 00:18:28,669 We're lithium rich! 398 00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:30,554 You were my greatest asset. 399 00:18:30,559 --> 00:18:32,798 And my darkest shame. 400 00:18:32,803 --> 00:18:34,091 I also had your phones bugged, 401 00:18:34,096 --> 00:18:35,376 a tracking chip put in your spine, 402 00:18:35,381 --> 00:18:36,569 and all those birds you liked to feed 403 00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:37,912 were spy cameras built by the government. 404 00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:38,979 My finches? 405 00:18:38,984 --> 00:18:40,598 I know you lost a brother in there. 406 00:18:40,603 --> 00:18:41,999 Don't make me lose you. 407 00:18:42,004 --> 00:18:44,435 It's like the pain is all I have left of him! 408 00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:45,853 But... But he's gone! 409 00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:47,997 He never existed in the first place! 410 00:18:48,002 --> 00:18:50,290 Don't say that! Without you and your friends, 411 00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:51,909 we never would have escaped the matrix. 412 00:18:51,914 --> 00:18:54,403 Rick, he... he would have woken up and let us out! 413 00:18:54,408 --> 00:18:55,630 On whose terms? 414 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,631 He would've wiped us clean before our eyes were open. 415 00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:59,450 And then they'd really be gone, all of them. 416 00:18:59,455 --> 00:19:01,911 CJ, Chop Block... 417 00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:04,255 Marmaduke, um... 418 00:19:04,260 --> 00:19:05,664 8-Ball! Jesus! 419 00:19:05,669 --> 00:19:08,751 I... I... I'm sorry, Morty. 420 00:19:08,756 --> 00:19:10,461 You get to decide now. 421 00:19:10,466 --> 00:19:12,212 What do you want to do? 422 00:19:12,217 --> 00:19:13,797 I wanna go home. 423 00:19:13,802 --> 00:19:16,005 Yeah. Let's go home. 424 00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:20,638 It's okay! I... I'm alright now! 425 00:19:20,643 --> 00:19:22,489 It's not you we were worried about! 426 00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:24,800 Yeah, this is exactly why you shouldn't steal 427 00:19:24,805 --> 00:19:26,560 your grandpa's inventions! 428 00:19:27,265 --> 00:19:28,312 What? 429 00:19:28,317 --> 00:19:31,899 He said never steal your grandpa's inventions! 430 00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:33,934 - No... - Mother fucker. 431 00:19:33,939 --> 00:19:35,027 Matrix piece of shit! 432 00:19:35,032 --> 00:19:36,654 Fucking fake lesson-teaching bastard! 433 00:19:36,659 --> 00:19:38,489 Stop! 434 00:19:38,494 --> 00:19:40,132 Whoa! Easy, guys! Christ! 435 00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:42,351 You're not in a matrix! You're not in a matrix! 436 00:19:42,356 --> 00:19:43,427 Rick? What the fuck? 437 00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:45,537 This NPC was trying to teach us a lesson! 438 00:19:45,542 --> 00:19:46,756 I was just saying 439 00:19:46,761 --> 00:19:49,199 not to steal such dangerous technology. 440 00:19:49,204 --> 00:19:51,368 Your grandpa's obviously a genius. 441 00:19:51,373 --> 00:19:53,120 - See? - That's an actual guy, 442 00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:55,497 making several obvious and valid statements. 443 00:19:55,502 --> 00:19:57,549 - Beer later? - I think my nose is broken. 444 00:20:02,184 --> 00:20:04,014 Aw, come on! 445 00:20:04,019 --> 00:20:06,475 Chernobyl! We're Chernobyl-ing! 446 00:20:10,025 --> 00:20:11,355 Rick! Are you gonna... 447 00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:13,649 Yes. 448 00:20:13,654 --> 00:20:15,401 - Ew! - What the hell? 449 00:20:15,406 --> 00:20:16,735 It's anti-radiation gel. 450 00:20:16,740 --> 00:20:18,329 Your tits and bits will thank me later. 451 00:20:18,334 --> 00:20:19,655 - Ew! - What the hell? 452 00:20:27,876 --> 00:20:30,332 So... nuclear reactor, huh? 453 00:20:30,337 --> 00:20:31,475 I had PTSD! 454 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:32,876 Thank you for your service. 455 00:20:32,881 --> 00:20:35,846 Oh! Oh, my God! You saved us from the... 456 00:20:35,851 --> 00:20:38,248 The worst meltdown in American history? Yeah. 457 00:20:38,253 --> 00:20:40,217 I'm gonna leave this with you. Sign here. 458 00:20:40,222 --> 00:20:43,987 Tip? Uh, I don't see an option lower than 20%. 459 00:20:43,992 --> 00:20:45,394 There isn't one. 460 00:20:48,856 --> 00:20:50,394 Ooh! Ahh... 461 00:20:50,399 --> 00:20:52,596 Might wanna keep that gel on for a little while. 462 00:20:52,601 --> 00:20:55,604 Alright. Is there anything else we need to do? 463 00:20:57,156 --> 00:20:59,903 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, owwww! 464 00:20:59,908 --> 00:21:01,739 I'm gonna remember him. 465 00:21:01,744 --> 00:21:03,123 But I'm gonna miss you. 466 00:21:03,128 --> 00:21:04,208 You won't have to. 467 00:21:04,213 --> 00:21:06,552 I have a feeling things are gonna be different now. 468 00:21:06,557 --> 00:21:07,678 Ready to be kids again? 469 00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:08,704 More than you know. 470 00:21:08,709 --> 00:21:09,747 Y-Yeah. 471 00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,436 What'd you do to us? 472 00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:18,063 What the fuck is on my arm, Rick? 473 00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:19,389 Beats me. You asked for it. 474 00:21:19,394 --> 00:21:21,008 - What? Why? - Whatever. 475 00:21:21,013 --> 00:21:22,968 I'm meeting friends to throw shopping carts into the quarry. 476 00:21:22,973 --> 00:21:26,029 Aw, geez. Oh, no, Rick! Y-You gotta get this off of me! 477 00:21:26,034 --> 00:21:27,431 Ugh! It makes me uncomfortable! 478 00:21:27,436 --> 00:21:29,972 No can do, pal. Made a promise to an old friend. 479 00:21:38,489 --> 00:21:39,777 What the hell? 480 00:21:39,782 --> 00:21:41,020 Hi, Summer. 481 00:21:41,025 --> 00:21:42,863 You probably won't remember making this, 482 00:21:42,868 --> 00:21:44,448 but I just wanted to say... 483 00:21:44,453 --> 00:21:47,526 I love you and you should love yourself. 484 00:21:47,531 --> 00:21:49,736 The first thing your peers will try to take from you 485 00:21:49,741 --> 00:21:51,330 is your adult empathy. 486 00:21:51,335 --> 00:21:53,290 It's your greatest gift and the one thing that they... 487 00:21:53,295 --> 00:21:55,584 Ugh. Send a text. 488 00:21:56,932 --> 00:22:01,137 Yo, Tricia! What are we huffing tonight, biiiiitch? 489 00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:13,180 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 490 00:22:34,878 --> 00:22:36,333 Unh! 491 00:22:36,338 --> 00:22:38,127 Can I... help you? 492 00:22:38,132 --> 00:22:40,504 Beth, it's time to come clean. 493 00:22:40,509 --> 00:22:42,706 We "lost women" 494 00:22:42,711 --> 00:22:44,883 feast on the young to stay middle-aged. 495 00:22:44,888 --> 00:22:47,352 So, you're... vampires? 496 00:22:47,357 --> 00:22:48,979 Why not feed 'til you're young? 497 00:22:48,984 --> 00:22:51,640 'Cause not everyone has your fucked-up values, Beth! 498 00:22:51,645 --> 00:22:55,969 And it's unfortunately drink or be drank! 499 00:22:55,974 --> 00:22:58,730 Oh, come on! I thought that was "Wine Mom" talk! 500 00:23:07,928 --> 00:23:10,425 The sun turns you to dust, and you picked Santa Fe? 501 00:23:10,430 --> 00:23:11,949 That's on you. 502 00:23:13,667 --> 00:23:15,052 Did you get any of that?