1 00:00:42,591 --> 00:00:43,759 Calm down, Morty. 2 00:00:43,842 --> 00:00:45,677 I'm almost done collecting Citadel wreckage. 3 00:00:45,761 --> 00:00:46,804 I am calm. 4 00:00:46,887 --> 00:00:49,389 Your fidget spinning has a passive-aggressiveness to it. 5 00:00:49,473 --> 00:00:51,100 I can be calm and bored. 6 00:00:51,183 --> 00:00:53,102 You're a million years late on that thing anyways. 7 00:00:53,185 --> 00:00:54,686 Didn't the Egyptians invent those? 8 00:00:54,770 --> 00:00:57,272 Fashion's cyclical, babe. I'm retro. 9 00:00:59,066 --> 00:01:01,485 Fuck! Shit! Hang on, we got to find a place to land. 10 00:01:04,863 --> 00:01:06,323 Whoa, there's people living here? 11 00:01:06,406 --> 00:01:07,950 Are they refugees? 12 00:01:08,033 --> 00:01:09,827 Clones. Bio-trash. 13 00:01:09,910 --> 00:01:13,288 I thought everyone got sucked back to their reality of origin. 14 00:01:13,372 --> 00:01:15,374 - That happened, right? - Exactly. 15 00:01:15,457 --> 00:01:18,001 The Citadel was basically a factory farm for spare bodies. 16 00:01:18,085 --> 00:01:20,003 That portal reset sucked 'em all back. 17 00:01:20,629 --> 00:01:22,005 We don't want to stop here. 18 00:01:22,089 --> 00:01:25,175 This is the Morty part of town, if you know what I'm saying. 19 00:01:25,259 --> 00:01:26,510 Let's touch down over there. 20 00:01:30,722 --> 00:01:33,350 Alright, Morty, grab the sealant. I'll make this quick. 21 00:01:34,518 --> 00:01:36,770 Damn, this is nice corn. 22 00:01:36,854 --> 00:01:37,855 Thank you. 23 00:01:37,938 --> 00:01:39,565 Whoa! Alright. 24 00:01:39,648 --> 00:01:41,316 Uh, take it easy, old-timer. 25 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:43,068 I've heard about loners like this, Morty. 26 00:01:43,152 --> 00:01:44,862 What are you doing on my land? 27 00:01:44,945 --> 00:01:46,864 Trying to leave it as quickly as possible. 28 00:01:46,947 --> 00:01:48,824 - Leave faster. - Jesus. 29 00:01:48,907 --> 00:01:50,784 I was fixing it when you cocked the gun. 30 00:01:53,245 --> 00:01:54,788 See? Done. 31 00:01:55,706 --> 00:01:57,708 - Fuckin' hillbilly. - What's that guy's deal? 32 00:01:57,791 --> 00:02:00,544 Morty, I can't imagine anything worse than having to know. 33 00:03:06,777 --> 00:03:07,778 We're closed. 34 00:03:07,861 --> 00:03:09,112 Get the fuck out of here. 35 00:03:09,196 --> 00:03:11,323 Sorry he says that every time you come in. 36 00:03:11,406 --> 00:03:12,449 Mm-hmm. 37 00:03:14,201 --> 00:03:17,120 Widgets, gidgets, fertilizer. 38 00:03:17,204 --> 00:03:18,247 Hey, hey, Doc, 39 00:03:18,330 --> 00:03:20,749 did we salvage any more of those processors? 40 00:03:20,832 --> 00:03:22,167 We did. 41 00:03:22,251 --> 00:03:25,045 But they're on a pretty high shelf. 42 00:03:25,128 --> 00:03:28,257 Which I… will reach. 43 00:03:31,635 --> 00:03:32,886 Come on. 44 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:35,764 Mortys, huh? 45 00:03:35,847 --> 00:03:36,974 You're the worst. 46 00:03:43,063 --> 00:03:44,856 - Ricks! - Get over here! 47 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:48,277 - Got one! - It's the jackpot, boys! 48 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:50,279 Time to round up some stock! 49 00:03:50,362 --> 00:03:51,363 Gotcha! 50 00:03:51,905 --> 00:03:55,075 - I got you. That's right! - Yeah! 51 00:03:56,743 --> 00:03:57,995 Yeah! 52 00:03:58,078 --> 00:04:00,080 Boss, look what we got. 53 00:04:02,624 --> 00:04:06,086 Are you one of us? Did we have an overalls guy? 54 00:04:06,169 --> 00:04:08,338 Just tryin' to leave with my stuff. 55 00:04:08,422 --> 00:04:10,674 Wait, you live around here? 56 00:04:10,757 --> 00:04:12,551 We don't need to get acquainted. 57 00:04:13,302 --> 00:04:15,220 Got that right, motherfucker! 58 00:04:16,346 --> 00:04:18,682 - Yeah! - We got no code! 59 00:04:21,059 --> 00:04:22,185 Yeah! 60 00:04:23,395 --> 00:04:25,522 Burn it all down, boys! 61 00:04:41,580 --> 00:04:43,957 - No, please! Please! - No! 62 00:04:46,793 --> 00:04:48,211 You crack that gene-lock yet? 63 00:04:48,295 --> 00:04:49,588 Boss is getting antsy. 64 00:04:49,671 --> 00:04:51,131 This is the one. 65 00:04:54,843 --> 00:04:56,094 No! Oh, God! 66 00:04:56,178 --> 00:04:57,262 Oh, God! 67 00:04:59,681 --> 00:05:01,350 Aw, fiddlesticks! 68 00:05:05,062 --> 00:05:06,063 What a haul. 69 00:05:06,146 --> 00:05:07,606 The ship smells like Morty farts now. 70 00:05:07,689 --> 00:05:10,192 - Where's my money? - Oddjob Rick, take him upstairs. 71 00:05:21,411 --> 00:05:23,121 You like football? 72 00:05:23,205 --> 00:05:24,247 What? 73 00:05:24,331 --> 00:05:26,041 Just making small talk. 74 00:05:26,124 --> 00:05:27,417 Long elevator. 75 00:05:46,061 --> 00:05:47,354 Well, now… 76 00:05:47,437 --> 00:05:52,442 my associates here tell me you rustled up quite the score. 77 00:05:52,526 --> 00:05:55,737 Oddjob? Your normal job, please. 78 00:05:59,282 --> 00:06:00,951 I can monologue while we wait. 79 00:06:01,034 --> 00:06:05,205 You ever wonder why I'm an overweight Southern railroad baron? 80 00:06:05,288 --> 00:06:09,960 See, I was cloned to be the mascot of a Citadel gumbo chain. 81 00:06:10,043 --> 00:06:12,337 Get yo' mouth 'round it! 82 00:06:12,421 --> 00:06:15,841 But Big Rick's Gumbo Hutch is trash now. 83 00:06:15,924 --> 00:06:18,760 Whole Citadel is trash now. 84 00:06:18,844 --> 00:06:22,097 And there ain't no pecking order amongst the trash. 85 00:06:22,180 --> 00:06:23,682 What a utopia. 86 00:06:23,765 --> 00:06:27,102 It will be, once I have the requisite Mortys. 87 00:06:27,185 --> 00:06:30,647 We can all be kings here, mister trafficker. 88 00:06:30,730 --> 00:06:31,940 Good luck with that. 89 00:06:32,023 --> 00:06:35,861 Don't go spending it all in one place now! 90 00:06:36,570 --> 00:06:40,240 Filthy degenerate. No accent at all. 91 00:06:54,087 --> 00:06:55,630 Oh, fuck. 92 00:07:16,860 --> 00:07:17,986 Fuck! 93 00:07:22,073 --> 00:07:23,325 Fuck! 94 00:07:25,577 --> 00:07:27,454 Fuck! 95 00:07:59,319 --> 00:08:00,487 - Ow! - Shh! 96 00:08:00,570 --> 00:08:01,947 What the fuck? 97 00:08:02,030 --> 00:08:04,658 It was his idea! Don't hurt us! I'm not a real doctor! 98 00:08:04,741 --> 00:08:06,826 What are you doing here? Get the fuck out of my car! 99 00:08:06,910 --> 00:08:08,411 We're coming with you to rescue our friends. 100 00:08:08,495 --> 00:08:10,497 I'm not going to rescue your friends. 101 00:08:10,580 --> 00:08:12,958 I'm going to kill those guys who stole my shit. 102 00:08:13,041 --> 00:08:15,669 Yeah, exactly. It's the same guys. 103 00:08:15,752 --> 00:08:17,504 It is the same guys. 104 00:08:17,587 --> 00:08:19,506 Flush us into space or keep driving. 105 00:08:20,173 --> 00:08:21,341 Fuckin' Mortys. 106 00:08:21,424 --> 00:08:23,802 Hey, man, you're the one who built this truck with a back seat. 107 00:08:23,885 --> 00:08:26,054 If you die, you die. 108 00:08:27,806 --> 00:08:28,807 Wow. 109 00:08:28,890 --> 00:08:32,727 Back on an adventure with a Rick. 110 00:08:32,811 --> 00:08:35,313 Close your eyes, and it's like nothing changed. 111 00:08:35,397 --> 00:08:38,149 Some change is good. We had our own town, man. 112 00:08:38,233 --> 00:08:39,609 We were free. 113 00:08:39,693 --> 00:08:42,362 Hey, you know, my Rick wasn't so bad. 114 00:08:42,445 --> 00:08:43,947 Used to take me and Summer to the park. 115 00:08:44,030 --> 00:08:45,031 No, he didn't. 116 00:08:45,115 --> 00:08:46,992 I have the same memory. It's fabricated. 117 00:08:47,075 --> 00:08:48,910 "Taking me and Summer to the park." 118 00:08:53,248 --> 00:08:54,499 A new Citadel? 119 00:08:54,583 --> 00:08:57,210 You Ricks don't have many original ideas, do you? 120 00:08:57,794 --> 00:08:59,296 And you're the arbiter of taste? 121 00:08:59,379 --> 00:09:00,422 Cool haircut. 122 00:09:00,505 --> 00:09:01,631 Stay out of my way. 123 00:09:01,715 --> 00:09:03,216 Stay out of mine. 124 00:09:08,179 --> 00:09:10,223 Ooh-whee! Almost enough for a jump! 125 00:09:10,307 --> 00:09:12,892 I'm gonna head to a reality where no one has facial hair. 126 00:09:12,976 --> 00:09:14,686 In the land of the blind… 127 00:09:14,769 --> 00:09:16,521 When I get my hop, I'm off to a dimension 128 00:09:16,605 --> 00:09:18,398 - where racism is cool. - Idiots. 129 00:09:18,481 --> 00:09:19,858 You gotta have bigger plans than one jump. 130 00:09:19,941 --> 00:09:21,818 Oh, yeah? And what's your big plan? 131 00:09:21,901 --> 00:09:23,737 You mean after I teabag your mom? 132 00:09:27,032 --> 00:09:28,283 Don't even have a mom. 133 00:09:37,375 --> 00:09:39,210 Come on, gimme a six! 134 00:09:43,173 --> 00:09:44,716 Damn it! That's not a six! 135 00:09:51,806 --> 00:09:52,974 Where's your boss? 136 00:09:53,058 --> 00:09:54,517 Up your butt and around the corner. 137 00:09:54,601 --> 00:09:57,354 That's where this barrel is going if you don't start talking. 138 00:09:57,437 --> 00:09:59,689 Up your butt? Or my butt? 139 00:09:59,773 --> 00:10:01,066 Gimme back my friends! 140 00:10:01,149 --> 00:10:02,442 Jesus, man! 141 00:10:03,860 --> 00:10:05,153 Whoa, whoa! 142 00:10:06,029 --> 00:10:08,031 - Where are they? - They're with his stuff! 143 00:10:08,114 --> 00:10:11,076 At the center of this new Citadel. Help! 144 00:10:12,035 --> 00:10:13,662 Morty-whipped son of a bitch! 145 00:10:26,633 --> 00:10:28,301 Get off me, you little shit! 146 00:10:28,385 --> 00:10:29,386 Doc! 147 00:10:34,432 --> 00:10:35,725 All we did was shoot you, man! 148 00:10:35,809 --> 00:10:37,268 You can't take that personally! 149 00:10:40,397 --> 00:10:41,773 If we bite it here, 150 00:10:41,856 --> 00:10:43,400 you were always a good customer. 151 00:10:43,483 --> 00:10:46,611 Yeah. You always… had exact change. 152 00:10:47,445 --> 00:10:48,530 Ready? 153 00:10:54,536 --> 00:10:55,537 Shit! 154 00:11:00,166 --> 00:11:01,876 They got me, Arcade Morty. 155 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:03,670 I'm… I'm dyin'. 156 00:11:04,421 --> 00:11:06,256 It's gonna be okay. 157 00:11:06,339 --> 00:11:08,675 I… I know a doctor. 158 00:11:12,721 --> 00:11:15,348 Hope I bleed out before I have to burn to death. 159 00:11:15,432 --> 00:11:17,434 No medical degree, but I've read enough 160 00:11:17,517 --> 00:11:20,979 to know one's an okay death and one is terrible. 161 00:11:22,564 --> 00:11:24,858 Flames aren't getting any closer. 162 00:11:24,941 --> 00:11:28,194 Looks like it'll definitely be the bleeding out one. 163 00:11:28,778 --> 00:11:29,779 Phew. 164 00:11:32,031 --> 00:11:33,199 Bye, pal. 165 00:11:33,283 --> 00:11:35,744 Off to the big med school in the sky. 166 00:11:36,494 --> 00:11:38,455 Hey! Hey! 167 00:11:39,706 --> 00:11:40,707 Ow! 168 00:11:40,790 --> 00:11:42,751 Sorry, they make me do this to bully me. 169 00:11:42,834 --> 00:11:44,002 Hoof shaming. 170 00:11:44,085 --> 00:11:46,129 To clarify, I'm sorry about the needle prick. 171 00:11:46,212 --> 00:11:48,214 Overall, I agree with what they're doing here. 172 00:11:50,633 --> 00:11:53,011 - Arcade Morty? - Shh. 173 00:11:58,641 --> 00:12:01,186 Richard Sanchez. 174 00:12:01,686 --> 00:12:03,062 When my associates here told me 175 00:12:03,146 --> 00:12:05,607 that strange little Morty Town had themselves a Pet Rick 176 00:12:05,690 --> 00:12:07,817 with a farm full of cloning equipment, 177 00:12:07,901 --> 00:12:09,360 my interest was piqued. 178 00:12:09,444 --> 00:12:10,487 Cloning equipment? 179 00:12:10,570 --> 00:12:12,739 You see what we have here, gentlemen, 180 00:12:12,822 --> 00:12:15,450 is a prince, in the guise of a pauper. 181 00:12:16,284 --> 00:12:20,580 Why, not only is this little Henley boy not a clone, 182 00:12:20,663 --> 00:12:24,000 he's also the Citadel's former Head of Morty Replication. 183 00:12:24,834 --> 00:12:26,795 A Morty cloning scientist? 184 00:12:26,878 --> 00:12:29,297 The best Morty cloning scientist. 185 00:12:29,380 --> 00:12:31,591 And from the looks of these boys, 186 00:12:31,674 --> 00:12:32,967 he's still got it. 187 00:12:33,051 --> 00:12:34,886 Richard, Richard. 188 00:12:34,969 --> 00:12:37,305 And I thought I loved my job. 189 00:12:37,388 --> 00:12:38,973 This is such a head fuck! 190 00:12:39,057 --> 00:12:40,975 Break out the bubbly, boys! 191 00:12:41,768 --> 00:12:44,020 My Citadel is a go. 192 00:12:44,103 --> 00:12:46,439 Get yo' mouth 'round it. 193 00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:49,526 - That place had good curly fries. - Oh, you been there? 194 00:12:50,026 --> 00:12:52,111 So you're not even a clone? 195 00:12:52,195 --> 00:12:54,614 What the fuck are you doing with your life? 196 00:12:54,697 --> 00:12:56,574 I don't belong anywhere else, kid. 197 00:12:56,658 --> 00:12:58,827 You don't want to be an evil Citadel guy, 198 00:12:58,910 --> 00:13:01,120 so instead, you live next to a bunch of cloned Mortys 199 00:13:01,204 --> 00:13:02,205 on an asteroid? 200 00:13:02,288 --> 00:13:04,374 Wow, you're so different. 201 00:13:04,457 --> 00:13:05,875 I never said I was a good guy! 202 00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:07,418 I hate you! 203 00:13:07,502 --> 00:13:12,340 Aw, now, that ain't no way to talk to your pa. 204 00:13:12,924 --> 00:13:13,925 This is. 205 00:13:14,008 --> 00:13:15,677 Non-clone piece of shit. 206 00:13:16,261 --> 00:13:19,639 Now, we don't need to be so unpleasant with each other. 207 00:13:19,722 --> 00:13:22,851 I'd love to offer you your old job back. 208 00:13:22,934 --> 00:13:24,853 I'll take it. Hit the switch. 209 00:13:28,940 --> 00:13:30,567 - Don't do it! - Shut up. 210 00:13:30,650 --> 00:13:32,902 Kid's right. I'm no better than any of you. 211 00:13:32,986 --> 00:13:35,196 I'm just self-loathing about it. 212 00:13:38,032 --> 00:13:41,160 See there? I told you he was good beef! 213 00:13:41,244 --> 00:13:44,664 Alright now, think that's large enough. 214 00:13:51,004 --> 00:13:53,506 - Morty! Get us out of here! - I'm coming! 215 00:14:00,054 --> 00:14:01,264 Mortys, with me! 216 00:14:06,185 --> 00:14:08,062 Kill that abominación! 217 00:14:12,817 --> 00:14:16,362 So, deep down, you super love Mortys? 218 00:14:16,446 --> 00:14:19,407 Not really. I'm just really good at making you. 219 00:14:19,490 --> 00:14:21,534 I mean, look how you turned out. 220 00:14:21,618 --> 00:14:23,453 Don't give yourself credit! 221 00:14:27,916 --> 00:14:29,375 Wait, Rick. What are you doing? 222 00:14:29,459 --> 00:14:31,210 Not giving myself credit. 223 00:14:31,294 --> 00:14:33,379 Go make some memories that aren't fabricated. 224 00:14:33,463 --> 00:14:34,589 Rick! 225 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:23,930 Come on, now. 226 00:15:41,864 --> 00:15:43,950 Well, now, that's a very 227 00:15:44,033 --> 00:15:47,120 expensive elevator ride you just took. 228 00:15:47,203 --> 00:15:49,706 My plans were always bigger than one jump. 229 00:15:49,789 --> 00:15:51,290 No need for that. 230 00:15:51,374 --> 00:15:52,875 Drop the accent. 231 00:15:52,959 --> 00:15:54,752 Whatever you say, man. 232 00:15:54,836 --> 00:15:56,337 That's your real voice? 233 00:15:57,422 --> 00:15:59,799 Shit! A desk gun? 234 00:15:59,882 --> 00:16:02,760 An escritoire weapon. 235 00:17:04,363 --> 00:17:07,575 You certainly are a burr in my saddle. 236 00:17:07,658 --> 00:17:10,620 - You're a joke. - I'm whatever I want to be. 237 00:17:10,703 --> 00:17:12,997 That's the freedom of life as a clone. 238 00:17:13,081 --> 00:17:17,251 You wouldn't know. Someone made you with sex, 239 00:17:17,335 --> 00:17:20,421 all those sweaty parts and nipply bits. 240 00:17:20,505 --> 00:17:22,090 You disgust me. 241 00:17:23,132 --> 00:17:27,595 It's over, man. Your dream's about to be gumbo. 242 00:17:27,678 --> 00:17:30,223 Get yo' mouth 'round it. 243 00:17:30,306 --> 00:17:32,558 You… know me? 244 00:17:33,184 --> 00:17:34,811 Father? 245 00:17:34,894 --> 00:17:36,729 Oh. Oh, no, no. 246 00:17:36,813 --> 00:17:38,981 You're under the delusion of something called 247 00:17:39,065 --> 00:17:40,191 the auteur myth. 248 00:17:40,274 --> 00:17:43,820 Truth is, any big project is made in collaboration, 249 00:17:43,903 --> 00:17:45,738 lots of delegating. 250 00:17:45,822 --> 00:17:48,157 I sort of… gave notes. 251 00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:50,660 I don't wanna hear this! 252 00:17:50,743 --> 00:17:53,621 Good news. You don't have to. 253 00:17:53,704 --> 00:17:56,040 Au revoir, son. 254 00:17:56,124 --> 00:17:58,084 You wretch! 255 00:18:12,765 --> 00:18:15,601 Maybe he survived it? 256 00:18:17,311 --> 00:18:19,856 What do we do now? Go home? 257 00:18:19,939 --> 00:18:22,608 We decide where home is. For each of us. 258 00:18:24,152 --> 00:18:27,029 That old Homesteader wanted us to make memories for ourselves. 259 00:18:27,113 --> 00:18:31,284 No Morty Towns, or Citadels, or huddling together. 260 00:18:31,367 --> 00:18:32,994 It's time to grow up. 261 00:19:01,272 --> 00:19:02,440 Deal me in. 262 00:19:43,522 --> 00:19:46,192 Hey, is your… is your Rick around? 263 00:19:46,275 --> 00:19:48,986 I think my Morty dropped his fidget spinner down here. 264 00:19:49,070 --> 00:19:50,988 I'm telling you, I checked everywhere else. 265 00:19:51,072 --> 00:19:53,866 Morty, I swear to God, if I check between the seats of our car… 266 00:19:53,950 --> 00:19:55,534 I checked between the seats! 267 00:19:57,411 --> 00:19:59,080 Oh, shit, Morty. Check it out. 268 00:19:59,163 --> 00:20:00,873 I think this little dude killed his Rick. 269 00:20:00,957 --> 00:20:02,041 You really think so? 270 00:20:02,124 --> 00:20:05,211 Yeah, look, there's a grave. He buried him out front as a warning. 271 00:20:05,294 --> 00:20:06,879 Damn. Ice cold. 272 00:20:06,963 --> 00:20:09,257 Is that a second, smaller grave? 273 00:20:09,340 --> 00:20:10,633 Burnt down his house, too. 274 00:20:10,716 --> 00:20:12,343 Starting to think we should've stuck around. 275 00:20:12,426 --> 00:20:13,678 Jesus Christ. I didn't kill… 276 00:20:13,761 --> 00:20:15,054 Found it! 277 00:20:15,137 --> 00:20:16,722 I told you I checked between the seats! 278 00:20:16,806 --> 00:20:18,432 When you're right, you're right, Morty! 279 00:20:18,516 --> 00:20:20,142 Told you, I admit that kind of stuff now. 280 00:20:20,226 --> 00:20:22,478 And I can admit you're right about that, Rick! 281 00:20:22,561 --> 00:20:23,980 You're really changing! 282 00:20:27,608 --> 00:20:28,985 Assholes. 283 00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:20,578 Did you get any of that?