1 00:00:04,588 --> 00:00:07,383 Deck the house with Easter baskets 2 00:00:07,466 --> 00:00:10,052 Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la, eggs 3 00:00:10,135 --> 00:00:13,180 Plastic grass and chocolate rabbits 4 00:00:13,263 --> 00:00:15,849 Fa-la-la-la-la, marshmallow bird 5 00:00:15,933 --> 00:00:19,103 Easter is the time for giving 6 00:00:19,186 --> 00:00:22,022 Fa-la-la-la-la-la, Easter milk 7 00:00:22,106 --> 00:00:23,107 Hey, bud, 8 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:25,651 wanna decorate some Easter baskets with your old man? 9 00:00:25,734 --> 00:00:27,778 What? No. I'm streaming on Twitch. 10 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:29,405 Fortnite just added JFK. 11 00:00:29,488 --> 00:00:32,199 Maybe we could fill some baskets with jelly beans, 12 00:00:32,282 --> 00:00:34,076 you know, get our tradition on? 13 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:35,869 I've gotta pack for spring break. 14 00:00:35,953 --> 00:00:37,788 Also, "Jelly Bean" is a slur. 15 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:40,249 Come on, Beth. The kids are growing up. 16 00:00:40,332 --> 00:00:43,002 Maybe you and I can hide some eggs one last time? 17 00:00:43,085 --> 00:00:45,421 I don't need the house smelling like egg farts, Jerry. 18 00:00:46,005 --> 00:00:47,673 Rick. Oh… 19 00:00:47,756 --> 00:00:50,092 You know what? Never mind. 20 00:00:51,093 --> 00:00:53,387 Doesn't anyone celebrate Easter anymore? 21 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:55,806 I don't wanna force people to go to church or anything, but… 22 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:57,599 Can you even tell me what Easter is about? 23 00:00:57,683 --> 00:00:59,435 It's when Christ was born. 24 00:00:59,518 --> 00:01:01,645 Or was murdered, maybe. I don't know. 25 00:01:01,729 --> 00:01:04,356 But we eat candy to remember. It's important. 26 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:05,983 Jerry, if it wasn't for the aisle at Costco, 27 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:07,443 you wouldn't even know it was happening. 28 00:01:07,526 --> 00:01:10,070 Yeah, Dad. When's Christmas? 29 00:01:10,154 --> 00:01:11,363 December 25th. 30 00:01:11,447 --> 00:01:13,115 And what's today's date? 31 00:01:13,198 --> 00:01:15,868 I… April. 32 00:01:15,951 --> 00:01:18,078 Look, I want to be a good dad, okay? 33 00:01:18,162 --> 00:01:21,248 And I know that you gotta go straight up the middle to do that. 34 00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:24,209 If Easter is fading from our family, that's bad. 35 00:01:24,293 --> 00:01:27,838 So, who's coming with me to get some egg dye? 36 00:01:31,633 --> 00:01:34,511 Guess that just means more candy for Jer. 37 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:40,851 Jerry makes an egg, and it is nice 38 00:01:42,061 --> 00:01:43,729 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 39 00:01:45,981 --> 00:01:48,150 Oh, my God. Are you okay… 40 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:53,572 Oh, my God, what a terrible time to have eaten so much candy. 41 00:01:55,866 --> 00:01:56,867 I'm sorry. 42 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:58,452 I'm not trying to kill you with vomit! 43 00:01:58,535 --> 00:02:00,079 I'm just so scared. 44 00:02:35,030 --> 00:02:37,991 Please, please tell me this isn't who I think it is. 45 00:02:38,075 --> 00:02:40,452 Well, do you know of any other bipedal humanoid rabbits? 46 00:02:40,536 --> 00:02:42,955 Oh, my God, I killed the Easter Bunny. 47 00:02:43,038 --> 00:02:44,957 Along with the hopes and dreams of children everywhere. 48 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:47,626 Summer! Share those jokes with me in private. 49 00:02:47,709 --> 00:02:48,919 Rick, what does this mean? 50 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:51,255 Not sure. I have a few questions. 51 00:02:51,380 --> 00:02:52,923 Did you puke on it to try and kill it? 52 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:54,925 - No! - I have no more questions. 53 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:56,426 Huh. 54 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:59,263 This necklace is German, 13th century. 55 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:00,889 Shows permafrost damage and… 56 00:03:00,973 --> 00:03:03,350 Feel my heart. It's beating a million beats per second! 57 00:03:03,433 --> 00:03:05,727 Sweetie, calm down. Have a glass of water. 58 00:03:05,811 --> 00:03:07,187 - Breathe. - Okay, okay. 59 00:03:07,688 --> 00:03:08,981 You're right. It's fine. 60 00:03:17,239 --> 00:03:18,240 Dad? 61 00:03:18,824 --> 00:03:21,326 Right, water. I came in here for water. 62 00:03:24,955 --> 00:03:26,331 Fucking glass doesn't work! 63 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:34,965 Dad, what is happening? 64 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:37,718 Well, for the first time ever, Jerry accomplished something. 65 00:03:37,801 --> 00:03:39,761 We should remember him this way, in case we lose him. 66 00:03:39,845 --> 00:03:41,180 Lose him? 67 00:03:43,682 --> 00:03:46,018 Mutagenesis. Cellular transformation, 68 00:03:46,101 --> 00:03:48,020 metastatic spread, rapidly accelerating 69 00:03:48,103 --> 00:03:49,354 with a deadline of… 70 00:03:49,438 --> 00:03:50,981 48 hours from now. 71 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:53,525 That's Easter. Unless it's next weekend? 72 00:03:53,609 --> 00:03:55,903 - Doesn't anyone have a calendar app? - I have holidays turned off. 73 00:03:55,986 --> 00:03:58,739 Oh, yeah, no, here it is. Google says it's this weekend. 74 00:03:58,822 --> 00:04:01,408 Well, I truly thought Easter was a zero holiday, 75 00:04:01,491 --> 00:04:03,035 but, Jerry, you've been… 76 00:04:03,118 --> 00:04:04,411 Easter Claused. 77 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:05,579 Oh, no. 78 00:04:06,163 --> 00:04:08,165 - Wait. What? - Rick, that doesn't make sense. 79 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:10,792 The title of the movie is based on the pun of Santa's last name. 80 00:04:10,876 --> 00:04:13,670 Did you understand what I meant? If so, then it made plenty of sense. 81 00:04:15,005 --> 00:04:18,008 This is a mitogen deterrent. Should slow down the transformation. 82 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:20,219 Beth, you stay with Jerry. Morty, you're with me. 83 00:04:20,302 --> 00:04:21,970 We're gonna Dan Brown that German necklace. 84 00:04:22,054 --> 00:04:23,931 Hell, yeah! Easter adventure! 85 00:04:24,014 --> 00:04:25,098 - Summer. - Daytona? 86 00:04:25,182 --> 00:04:27,017 Exactly. Get shitfaced, go insane. 87 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:29,102 Here's a fake ID and a second alcohol stomach. 88 00:04:29,186 --> 00:04:30,854 I want you to do some molly and throw up in a pool. 89 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:32,522 - No. Don't. - I fuckin' love you, Grandpa Rick. 90 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:35,400 Come on, Morty, to the Alps! Let's Indiana Jones! 91 00:04:40,906 --> 00:04:42,491 Ah. Recent thaw. 92 00:04:42,574 --> 00:04:44,743 This altitude should be permafrost. 93 00:04:44,826 --> 00:04:46,995 God, I do not wanna say "climate change" on this show. 94 00:04:47,079 --> 00:04:48,497 I don't know which way Zaslav voted. 95 00:04:48,580 --> 00:04:51,416 You think that giant rabbit unfroze because of SUVs 96 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:54,294 and… cigarettes? 97 00:04:54,378 --> 00:04:56,922 Yes, Morty, it unfroze because of cigarettes. 98 00:04:56,964 --> 00:04:59,299 You ever see Iceman, Morty? '80s flick? Timothy Hutton? 99 00:04:59,383 --> 00:05:01,426 The '80s were forever ago, Rick. 100 00:05:01,510 --> 00:05:02,636 Encino Man? 101 00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:03,762 - You're old. - You're old. 102 00:05:03,845 --> 00:05:05,097 - Fuck you, Morty. - Fuck you, Rick! 103 00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:06,598 Eh, fuck you! You're old and gay. 104 00:05:06,682 --> 00:05:08,308 You can't say that anymore! 105 00:05:09,017 --> 00:05:11,186 Let's see if the locals know anything. 106 00:05:13,522 --> 00:05:16,275 Whoa, check out this Wicker Man-looking place. 107 00:05:19,361 --> 00:05:21,697 German Easter is a little less chocolate-centric. 108 00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:24,241 Say what you want about America, but we get a few things right. 109 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:37,129 Whoa. It's a big Easter egg. 110 00:05:37,212 --> 00:05:38,922 Looks like it's from Andromeda. 111 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:42,217 Why would aliens care about a holiday we don't even care about? 112 00:05:42,301 --> 00:05:44,886 I don't know, but we're not the only ones looking for answers. 113 00:05:44,970 --> 00:05:46,054 Check out these nerds. 114 00:05:49,599 --> 00:05:50,976 Space Christians? 115 00:05:51,059 --> 00:05:52,894 Isn't that a conflict of interest? 116 00:05:52,978 --> 00:05:54,646 Hey, don't scan me. I'll scan you. 117 00:05:54,730 --> 00:05:56,481 Easter Rabbit DNA. 118 00:05:56,565 --> 00:05:58,108 He's clearly made contact with it. 119 00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:00,068 My scan says you shit standing up. 120 00:06:00,152 --> 00:06:01,903 Says it gets on your legs. 121 00:06:01,987 --> 00:06:03,113 Where is the rabbit? 122 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:05,240 Oh, a cross gun. That's dumb. 123 00:06:05,324 --> 00:06:06,700 Nobody needs to get hurt. 124 00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:07,909 I'm sure I'll be fine. 125 00:06:21,131 --> 00:06:23,050 Aren't you guys on Easter's side? 126 00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:24,634 What the hell is happening? 127 00:06:30,515 --> 00:06:31,600 The egg is damaged. 128 00:06:31,683 --> 00:06:33,810 But now we know where it's from. 129 00:06:35,270 --> 00:06:36,772 Andromeda! 130 00:06:36,855 --> 00:06:39,900 Go there and destroy all the containment eggs except one. 131 00:06:39,983 --> 00:06:41,902 We'll capture the rabbit here… 132 00:06:41,985 --> 00:06:45,781 and then Easter will be finished. 133 00:06:52,329 --> 00:06:54,915 They got the egg. How will we know where to go? 134 00:06:54,998 --> 00:06:56,750 Morty, it's one word. We just said it. 135 00:06:56,833 --> 00:06:58,085 Andromeda. 136 00:06:58,168 --> 00:07:01,046 Alright! To Amadahbra! 137 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:04,633 Are you… Are you messing with me? 138 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:07,010 Beth, please let me out. 139 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:09,137 Rick put you in there for a reason, sweetie. 140 00:07:09,221 --> 00:07:11,556 I feel fine! I need to pee. 141 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:16,353 I just want… five minutes… to stretch my legs! 142 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:19,106 Whoa. Your arms. 143 00:07:19,189 --> 00:07:21,358 I know! They ripped through my shirt! 144 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:24,027 I'm telling you, I feel amazing. 145 00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:25,445 Like, I feel like I could… 146 00:07:27,030 --> 00:07:29,574 Holy shit. I feel so shallow for how turned on I am. 147 00:07:29,658 --> 00:07:31,410 See? I'm solid. 148 00:07:31,493 --> 00:07:33,787 And so are you. 149 00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:35,455 - Oh. - Have I ever told you 150 00:07:35,539 --> 00:07:37,374 you're the hottest woman I could imagine? 151 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,793 Am I this easy? I think I'm this easy. 152 00:07:39,876 --> 00:07:42,295 I don't tell you enough. I don't see you. 153 00:07:42,379 --> 00:07:43,713 But I see you now. 154 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,257 Or as the Na'vi put it… 155 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:51,346 We gotta wash these sheets. 156 00:07:51,430 --> 00:07:53,348 How about one more go before they dry? 157 00:07:56,268 --> 00:07:57,269 Jesus! 158 00:07:57,352 --> 00:07:58,353 - What? - What? 159 00:07:58,437 --> 00:08:00,439 Jerry, you've got a boil on your back, 160 00:08:00,522 --> 00:08:02,315 and there's hair inside it! 161 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:03,775 I'm sorry, just… 162 00:08:03,859 --> 00:08:06,361 I cwath thu fwack you. 163 00:08:06,445 --> 00:08:07,988 Jerry? Your tooth. 164 00:08:10,073 --> 00:08:11,283 Would you look at that? 165 00:08:11,366 --> 00:08:12,701 Oh, there's another one. 166 00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:18,415 My mouth feels weird in the middle. 167 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:19,583 Okay, back in the prism. 168 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:21,710 No! So what? 169 00:08:21,793 --> 00:08:24,212 A few teeth fell out while we wait for Rick to get back. 170 00:08:24,296 --> 00:08:25,839 Why is that such a big deal… 171 00:08:26,423 --> 00:08:27,507 Jerry! 172 00:08:27,591 --> 00:08:30,218 My legs! Oh, my God, my legs! 173 00:08:30,302 --> 00:08:31,553 They're broken! 174 00:08:31,636 --> 00:08:33,930 Wait, they're… they're fine! 175 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:35,348 Better than fine. 176 00:08:35,432 --> 00:08:37,434 Wow! Look at this, babe. Look! 177 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:40,437 Just calm down. We'll get you more lettuce. 178 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,022 Why are you being such a drag about this? 179 00:08:42,105 --> 00:08:44,399 - You're scaring me. - And you're bumming me out. 180 00:08:44,483 --> 00:08:47,360 If you're gonna be such a prude, I'm getting out of here. 181 00:08:48,278 --> 00:08:50,322 Jerry! Jerry, come back! 182 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:58,830 Rick, are we in the right place? 183 00:08:58,914 --> 00:08:59,915 Yeah. 184 00:08:59,998 --> 00:09:02,167 Trying to work out the big mythology here, 185 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:04,461 and all I'm getting is H.R. Giger meets Coachella. 186 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:08,006 Okay, Rick, so it looks like there's a space oyster, 187 00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:10,091 and it hypnotizes animals with its pearl… 188 00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:12,385 - No. Stop. Stop. - I was just makin' a hypothesis! 189 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:14,012 You know, trying out some science? 190 00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:15,138 Here's science. 191 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:16,598 The Easter Rabbit's an alien. 192 00:09:16,681 --> 00:09:18,058 They send it to planets in an egg. 193 00:09:18,141 --> 00:09:19,267 If you kill it, you become it. 194 00:09:19,351 --> 00:09:21,019 Okay. Well, explain this, then. 195 00:09:22,145 --> 00:09:23,146 Easy. 196 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:25,357 The rabbit is some kind of pheromonal catalyst. 197 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:27,025 Looks like it makes everyone have sex 198 00:09:27,108 --> 00:09:29,361 until the planet gets overpopulated and collapses. 199 00:09:29,444 --> 00:09:31,821 It's fuck-based terraforming! 200 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:33,198 Shit! Duck! 201 00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:35,951 Whoa, Rick, do you see that? 202 00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:39,037 Yeah. It has a butt where its dick should be. 203 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:40,163 - Rick. - Morty. 204 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:42,123 Its butt is in the front. 205 00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:46,962 These must be the guys who move in after the rabbit's done its stuff. 206 00:09:47,045 --> 00:09:49,130 Have you seen any of them turn around yet? 207 00:09:49,214 --> 00:09:50,715 - Is it in the back? - Stop it. 208 00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:07,190 - Prepare to meet your maker! - Huh? 209 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:13,780 Christ guys hate the bald guys? 210 00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:15,574 What is the lore? Who do we help? 211 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:20,954 Neither! We're gonna third party! 212 00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:23,873 He's going for the last egg! 213 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,458 Stop the dentist! 214 00:10:26,710 --> 00:10:27,794 Shit! 215 00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:41,391 How are we getting off this planet, Rick? 216 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:42,851 Same way they do. 217 00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:45,353 - Son of a bitch. - Those are ships? 218 00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:47,856 Oh, I've seen this on TV. 219 00:10:47,939 --> 00:10:49,399 - They're on Earth! - Yep. 220 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,151 On Easter Island. 221 00:10:51,234 --> 00:10:53,236 Suppose that might've been a good place to start. 222 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,870 Sir… mission successful. 223 00:11:01,953 --> 00:11:03,455 We didn't get an egg. 224 00:11:03,538 --> 00:11:06,166 The old man and his young son escaped with it. 225 00:11:06,249 --> 00:11:08,877 Why did you say "mission successful," then? 226 00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:11,630 I don't know. I'm dying. 227 00:11:11,713 --> 00:11:13,590 Kinda wanted to go out on a high… 228 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:15,383 He was here. 229 00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:18,553 Now… where did he go? 230 00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:36,905 Can't believe you're here after that motorcycle accident 231 00:11:36,988 --> 00:11:38,740 you clearly just walked away from. 232 00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:40,784 Yeah, buddy. I respect you. 233 00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:43,411 You respect me enough to have sex with that guy? 234 00:11:46,289 --> 00:11:47,624 What? No! 235 00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:51,670 But maybe I could give him a little smooch. 236 00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:54,297 Whoa, what's going on? 237 00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:56,174 Have sex with someone! 238 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,593 How 'bout a dry hump instead? 239 00:11:58,677 --> 00:11:59,886 Good enough. 240 00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:01,096 Oh, yeah. 241 00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:02,639 Powers growing. 242 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,601 Societal collapse imminent! 243 00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:14,901 Oh, yeah. Oh. 244 00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:17,362 Freeze, abomination! 245 00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:18,947 No! No! 246 00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:20,824 Must collapse society! 247 00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:23,952 Not today, cupcake. 248 00:12:34,713 --> 00:12:35,964 Ah, Rick! 249 00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:43,930 I feel like we got off on the wrong foot here. 250 00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:46,933 Christrooper General Reinhard Kincaid. 251 00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:49,477 The truth is, we both want the same thing. 252 00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:50,979 We both want you to shut up? 253 00:12:51,062 --> 00:12:53,356 Cute. Let me tell you a story. 254 00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:57,402 My species does not like sex. 255 00:12:58,153 --> 00:13:00,321 Is that… the whole story? 256 00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:01,531 We think it's gross. 257 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,533 I don't like seeing it in movies or TV. 258 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,702 It upsets me when they reference it in pop songs. 259 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,704 - Wow. - 2,000 years ago, 260 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:10,623 we sent a Trooper here to kill your rabbit, 261 00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:12,417 but Earth crucified him. 262 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:15,044 Whoa. That is not how we tell that story. 263 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,755 Look, you have the egg. 264 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,339 We have… 265 00:13:19,674 --> 00:13:21,426 - Dad? - Shut up. 266 00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:23,762 Morty! 267 00:13:25,764 --> 00:13:27,056 He's gonna break through! 268 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,651 Holy shit. 269 00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:46,284 Jerry, you in there? 270 00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:48,787 Come on, let's get you home and un-Easter-Clause you. 271 00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:51,247 There is no Jerry. 272 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,291 Only Bunny. 273 00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:54,375 Kiss. 274 00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:56,294 - Gross, dude. - Dad! We saw the murals. 275 00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:58,838 You don't think the first thing we would do is inoculate ourselves? 276 00:13:58,880 --> 00:13:59,964 Yeah, this is a low. 277 00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:03,426 Sex! 278 00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:11,017 Have baby. 279 00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:13,895 Cram penis. 280 00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:16,898 Spill juice. 281 00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:21,653 Time to make fuck! 282 00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:27,242 Beth! 283 00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:36,000 Jerry? 284 00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:42,674 Jerry! I want to have sex with you, not this. 285 00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:47,095 Jerry monster? 286 00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:48,596 No! 287 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,598 So sorry. 288 00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:53,518 I'm sorry, Beth. 289 00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:55,770 What have I become? 290 00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:56,896 It's okay. 291 00:14:56,980 --> 00:15:00,233 You just wanted to celebrate a holiday with your family. 292 00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:02,318 Now you know never to do that again. 293 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,946 Get back! Can't control it! 294 00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:06,322 I know what to do. 295 00:15:22,005 --> 00:15:24,883 Anyway, that's the whole plot of Alien: Prometheus. 296 00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:26,885 Wow! Sounds memorable! 297 00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:28,887 How'd we even start talking about that? 298 00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:31,014 I don't know, Morty. Sometimes I just get on tangents. 299 00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:34,726 You think you've won. 300 00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:38,313 But we sent our best man, and he couldn't do the job. 301 00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:41,274 Do you truly think you're better than the Christ? 302 00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:43,276 Ugh. This guy doesn't even die when he's dead. 303 00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:46,279 Your planet will be, how do you say it, 304 00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:48,406 fucked out. 305 00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:57,248 Okay, now he's dead. 306 00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:00,835 He's sleeping. 307 00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:02,629 Do we… need to kill him? 308 00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:05,256 We can go. He's on an island without legs. 309 00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:11,596 Morty, remind me to delete the Ring cams after this. 310 00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:13,139 It's like that thing you told me about, 311 00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:15,266 - the rat thing. - Rat thing? 312 00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:17,477 You told me once about an experiment with rats. 313 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:20,021 When I was "wasting time brushing my hair." 314 00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:22,649 Rat utopia! Morty! It's exactly like that. 315 00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:24,359 That's… You did science! 316 00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:25,902 Good job. Nice little mini-arc. 317 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:29,113 And all it took was a trip to Amadahbra! 318 00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:31,282 He's in the garage. 319 00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:32,909 And unless you guys just jerked around 320 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,078 for the last 48 hours, you know how to fix this. 321 00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:36,371 - He's my grandson! - We didn't jerk anything! 322 00:16:36,454 --> 00:16:37,538 I made a vaccine. 323 00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:41,584 Can't… hold it… in! 324 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,176 Thank God we already had sex. 325 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,387 When he was a person! 326 00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:54,847 Alright, I'm gonna extract the rabbit particles into this egg 327 00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:56,140 without killing Jerry. 328 00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:58,476 Do not touch the beam or you'll become the bunny. 329 00:16:58,559 --> 00:17:00,436 And I'm guessing it'll be fast, because it's… 330 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,896 Easter. 331 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:06,693 What now? 332 00:17:09,654 --> 00:17:11,239 Ooh! It's a butt guy! 333 00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:12,949 Morty, I saw his back part! He's got a… 334 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,075 Rick, there's no time! 335 00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:21,207 Shit! 336 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,425 Oh, no! No, no, no, no, no! 337 00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:31,592 Mom! 338 00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:40,309 God, I hate Easter! 339 00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:47,442 Beth, are you okay? 340 00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:49,277 - Jerry. - I'm so sorry! 341 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,118 I have to fix this. 342 00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:06,210 Oh, fuck! Fuck! 343 00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:08,463 It's in the butt guy! 344 00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:19,390 Whoa! It's that guy! 345 00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:20,767 How did you get here? 346 00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,769 I took the big stone ship. 347 00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:25,313 But I landed downtown, so then I took a bus. 348 00:18:25,396 --> 00:18:26,981 Then I put the egg back in the splitter 349 00:18:27,065 --> 00:18:28,357 after he dropped it in front of me 350 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,568 and patched the egg with a piece from that mosaic. 351 00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:33,112 Then I used that to get the bunny out of the butt guy 352 00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:37,241 into the egg, which you guys saw, and now we're in the present. 353 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,453 Everyone stopped having sex. 354 00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:42,121 It's… it's beautiful. 355 00:18:42,205 --> 00:18:43,831 You can keep the egg. We're done here. 356 00:18:43,915 --> 00:18:45,374 What am I gonna do with this? 357 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:46,751 I don't know. Use it as art? 358 00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:49,045 What do people do on your planet if they're not having sex? 359 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,546 I'm so glad you asked. 360 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:53,091 - We weren't actually asking. - Get off our lawn. 361 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,970 Alright, I can do it. 362 00:18:58,763 --> 00:18:59,806 Just give me a moment. 363 00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:02,600 - Turn away. - Who… 364 00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:04,977 - Who was that? - Honestly, Mom, don't ask. 365 00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:06,938 The less we know about holidays the better. 366 00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:09,607 Well said, son. Well said. 367 00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:12,360 Deck the house with Easter baskets 368 00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:15,113 Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la, eggs 369 00:19:15,613 --> 00:19:18,157 Plastic grass and chocolate rabbits 370 00:19:18,241 --> 00:19:21,077 Fa-la-la-la-la, marshmallow bird 371 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:24,080 Easter is the time for giving 372 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,582 Fa-la-la-la-la-la, Easter milk 373 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:29,919 Something, something, basket, candy 374 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,380 Jerry makes an egg, and it is nice 375 00:19:32,463 --> 00:19:35,675 Oh, presidents can have a birthday 376 00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:38,427 Fa-la-la-la-la-la, celebrate 377 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:41,472 Burger King and do it your way 378 00:19:41,556 --> 00:19:44,350 Fa-la-la-la-la, Whopper, Big Mac 379 00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:47,353 Some are loud and some are somber 380 00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:49,897 Fa-la-la-la-la-la, different things 381 00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:53,151 Corvettes and Hondas, Mr. Golf Cart 382 00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:55,945 Everything's on sale, go to the store 383 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,239 Fa-la-la-la-la-la, spend 384 00:19:58,322 --> 00:19:59,365 That should do it. 385 00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:02,618 I'm happy we did all the other religious holidays off-screen. 386 00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:07,165 Wait, did we just live through a whole calendar year? 387 00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:09,083 Is Summer still at spring break? 388 00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:12,712 You wanna do more poppers? 389 00:20:12,795 --> 00:20:14,297 No, I'm tired. 390 00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:15,756 How long have we been here? 391 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,758 I think it's December. 392 00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:19,468 Spring break! 393 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,888 Sunblock! Trading sunblock for flip-flops! 394 00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:24,265 We've got shots. Tequila shots! Vodka shots! 395 00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:25,516 Tetanus shots! 396 00:20:26,809 --> 00:20:28,769 Shit. Gotta go see Madison. 397 00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:30,146 Do you have a tribute? 398 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:33,191 Madison! I've brought you this epic gram of mushrooms. 399 00:20:33,274 --> 00:20:35,151 "Epic"? What are you, 30? 400 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,569 - Get the hell out of my tent. - No! 401 00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:38,321 - What did you bring her? - Weed gummies, 402 00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:39,655 and I found a PopSocket. 403 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,324 - Madison! I brought you a PopSocket! - Hey! 404 00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:42,658 That's mine! Give it back! 405 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:43,951 Ugh, drama. 406 00:20:44,035 --> 00:20:46,787 Exile them to the Best Western pool area. 407 00:20:47,538 --> 00:20:50,208 Hold up. What's the story on that bracelet? 408 00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:53,169 After I realized spring break only ends 409 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,462 if your parents pick you up, 410 00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:57,173 I holed up with another forgotten girl I met. 411 00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:00,426 Me and Brittany lived on Jell-O shots until her teeth fell out. 412 00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:03,137 She didn't have a second stomach just for alcohol. 413 00:21:03,221 --> 00:21:04,722 She didn't make it. 414 00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:06,515 I wear her teeth to remember. 415 00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:08,643 They're yours if you want 'em. 416 00:21:08,726 --> 00:21:11,604 Tight. This girl is my new bestie. 417 00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:14,440 - Hell yeah. - Let's do poppers! 418 00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:16,609 Hell yeah. 419 00:21:52,228 --> 00:21:55,898 Debra. My love. I voyaged across the stars. 420 00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:58,776 And I've realized one thing above all others. 421 00:21:59,277 --> 00:22:02,071 I want to make love to my wife. 422 00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:04,198 What? Sex is gross. 423 00:22:04,282 --> 00:22:05,491 Are you sure? 424 00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:07,076 It doesn't weird me out anymore. 425 00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:08,786 I sort of got to see it up close. 426 00:22:08,869 --> 00:22:11,956 You've been gone for 20 years. You came back in half. 427 00:22:12,039 --> 00:22:13,040 What am I gonna fuck, 428 00:22:13,124 --> 00:22:14,834 that bone that's sticking out of your body? 429 00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:17,086 Also, what is that? I didn't ask for a big egg. 430 00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:20,131 It's got an immortal bunny spirit in it. 431 00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,883 - Does that turn you on? - No. Absolutely not. 432 00:22:22,967 --> 00:22:25,428 Drag yourself somewhere else. 433 00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:30,433 I have lived my life poorly. 434 00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:33,436 Did you get any of that?