1 00:00:11,055 --> 00:00:14,058 Step away from the Tarnation Casket, Baron Thistle. 2 00:00:14,141 --> 00:00:16,518 You cannot stop me, Arbor Knight. 3 00:00:16,602 --> 00:00:18,395 Once the stream is activated, 4 00:00:18,479 --> 00:00:21,315 the negative feedback will rip your world apart. 5 00:00:23,943 --> 00:00:25,569 We have 1.32 minutes before the… 6 00:00:25,653 --> 00:00:26,779 What the fuck is happening? 7 00:00:26,862 --> 00:00:28,155 Are you following any of this? 8 00:00:28,238 --> 00:00:29,281 I'm so lost. 9 00:00:29,365 --> 00:00:30,908 Should we turn the subtitles back on? 10 00:00:30,991 --> 00:00:32,284 - Shh! - …nano-configuration, 11 00:00:32,368 --> 00:00:34,912 causing the Tarnation Casket to self-implode. 12 00:00:34,995 --> 00:00:36,246 But that's impossible! 13 00:00:36,330 --> 00:00:37,581 Nothing's impossible. 14 00:00:37,665 --> 00:00:39,541 We're the Robo-Trees. 15 00:00:39,625 --> 00:00:41,794 You're Arbor Knight, our leader. 16 00:00:41,877 --> 00:00:43,963 Red Wood, you're the hothead. 17 00:00:44,046 --> 00:00:47,299 Palme D'or, you're our resident super-genius. 18 00:00:47,341 --> 00:00:50,135 Cypress, you're our girlboss boss-lady. 19 00:00:50,219 --> 00:00:56,183 And I'm Tannenbaum, here to get your rears in gear. Whoo. 20 00:00:56,266 --> 00:00:58,310 Did he seriously reintroduce each character? 21 00:00:58,394 --> 00:01:00,771 - This is the ninth movie. - Die, Tannenbaum! You suck! 22 00:01:00,854 --> 00:01:03,148 Guys, you're talking over the whole ending. 23 00:01:07,820 --> 00:01:10,447 This is not over, Robo-Trees. 24 00:01:10,531 --> 00:01:15,244 Your day of reckoning will soon be at hand. 25 00:01:15,327 --> 00:01:18,455 Don't just stand there, Red Wood. He's still in range. Shoot him! 26 00:01:18,539 --> 00:01:20,165 You're literally holding a gun. 27 00:01:20,249 --> 00:01:23,002 Robo-Trees, let's go home. 28 00:01:23,085 --> 00:01:25,212 Yeah. I need a bath. 29 00:01:26,338 --> 00:01:27,631 'Cause I'm stinky. 30 00:01:27,756 --> 00:01:30,426 It's a Maximum Velocitree… 31 00:01:30,509 --> 00:01:33,012 Ugh. Not exactly Citizen Kane. 32 00:01:33,095 --> 00:01:34,638 I kinda loved it. 33 00:01:34,722 --> 00:01:36,932 Oh, God. Rick! What are you doing? 34 00:01:37,433 --> 00:01:39,351 I don't know what to do with these feelings, Jerry. 35 00:01:39,435 --> 00:01:40,978 This used to be my favorite franchise. 36 00:01:41,061 --> 00:01:42,855 Maybe it's time to like something else. 37 00:01:42,938 --> 00:01:45,190 No! I wanna talk to the manager. 38 00:01:49,903 --> 00:01:51,697 - You in charge? - Yeah. 39 00:01:51,780 --> 00:01:53,073 I'm James Gunn. 40 00:01:53,782 --> 00:01:55,743 Hey! Bradley Cooper carved that desk. 41 00:01:55,826 --> 00:01:58,203 What was up with that last Maximum Velocitree? 42 00:01:58,287 --> 00:02:00,330 - You didn't like it? - I thought it was great. 43 00:02:00,414 --> 00:02:03,083 You're ruining my childhood. Which is still ongoing. 44 00:02:03,167 --> 00:02:05,878 Stop eating up screen time with stupid comic relief characters 45 00:02:05,961 --> 00:02:08,005 and put more cool shit in the story! 46 00:02:08,505 --> 00:02:10,215 Guys, I'm a fan too. 47 00:02:10,299 --> 00:02:13,093 Why do you think Warner Bros. Put me behind that desk you now owe me? 48 00:02:13,177 --> 00:02:14,762 So you could pitch Batman ideas to yourself? 49 00:02:14,845 --> 00:02:15,971 Exactly. 50 00:02:16,055 --> 00:02:17,181 And you know what I've learned? 51 00:02:17,264 --> 00:02:19,558 Making movies isn't easy. 52 00:02:19,641 --> 00:02:23,187 The next Maximum Velocitree movie has been rewritten 40 times. 53 00:02:23,270 --> 00:02:24,313 Thirty by me. 54 00:02:24,396 --> 00:02:26,982 Now, we'll spend five years and half a billion making it, 55 00:02:27,066 --> 00:02:29,943 but in the end, know what will make fans like you like it? 56 00:02:30,027 --> 00:02:31,904 - A fucking miracle. - No. 57 00:02:31,987 --> 00:02:34,490 What the next Maximum Velocitree film needs is us. 58 00:02:34,573 --> 00:02:36,158 I'd like to see you try… 59 00:02:36,241 --> 00:02:38,577 - Hey! - Time to fix this broken franchise. 60 00:02:38,660 --> 00:02:40,204 Good luck doing anything with that script. 61 00:02:40,287 --> 00:02:41,497 It's watermarked! 62 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:48,045 I'll get an Uber. 63 00:03:19,910 --> 00:03:22,246 I don't know, this script is pretty good. 64 00:03:22,329 --> 00:03:25,124 - Give that back, Dad. - Whoa, what's that? 65 00:03:25,874 --> 00:03:28,043 The Movie-lizer. 66 00:03:28,127 --> 00:03:29,670 It makes movies at the speed of thought. 67 00:03:29,753 --> 00:03:31,588 I invented it during the title sequence. 68 00:03:31,672 --> 00:03:33,257 Let's see what James Gunn had cookin'. 69 00:03:39,179 --> 00:03:41,140 For the honor of the Robo-Tree. 70 00:03:42,099 --> 00:03:43,600 Time to die. 71 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:46,854 With the power of friendship! 72 00:03:46,937 --> 00:03:49,731 Yikes. Citizen Kane doesn't strike again. 73 00:03:49,815 --> 00:03:51,108 Oh, he will. 74 00:03:51,191 --> 00:03:53,610 The Movie-lizer uses a prompt-driven CPU. 75 00:03:53,694 --> 00:03:56,405 I just type whatever tweaks I want, and it auto-generates the rest. 76 00:03:56,488 --> 00:03:58,574 Hell yeah. Make it lose that bad guy. 77 00:03:58,657 --> 00:04:00,909 Baron Thistle hasn't been cool since the third movie. 78 00:04:00,993 --> 00:04:03,453 Let's kill two birds with one prompt. 79 00:04:04,496 --> 00:04:06,582 Till we meet again, Robo-Trees. 80 00:04:06,665 --> 00:04:08,959 Wait. Where did this gun come from? 81 00:04:10,669 --> 00:04:11,670 Whoopsie. 82 00:04:11,753 --> 00:04:12,963 Hey. That man was unarmed. 83 00:04:13,046 --> 00:04:14,506 Yeah, man. Uncool. 84 00:04:15,299 --> 00:04:16,592 It was an accident. 85 00:04:17,968 --> 00:04:21,096 - So awesome. They hate him. - Here. Watch this. 86 00:04:22,472 --> 00:04:24,141 I sentence you to life in prison 87 00:04:24,224 --> 00:04:25,851 for unlicensed murder. 88 00:04:26,435 --> 00:04:28,145 Oh, please. 89 00:04:28,770 --> 00:04:31,148 Isn't some of the stuff you're messing with important? 90 00:04:31,231 --> 00:04:32,649 Oh, fuck the fuck off, Jerry. 91 00:04:32,733 --> 00:04:35,068 That formula-driven, "Save the Cat" bullshit 92 00:04:35,152 --> 00:04:36,403 is what killed the last couple of movies. 93 00:04:36,486 --> 00:04:37,487 That's right, Morty. 94 00:04:37,571 --> 00:04:39,406 We're gonna make the people care about the Robo-Trees again. 95 00:04:39,489 --> 00:04:43,035 Movie-lizer, make us care. 96 00:04:55,964 --> 00:04:57,049 Where are we? 97 00:04:57,132 --> 00:04:59,092 Oh, shit. Morty, look. 98 00:05:00,093 --> 00:05:01,595 Oh my God. 99 00:05:01,678 --> 00:05:03,889 It's Robo-Tree Headquarters. 100 00:05:04,932 --> 00:05:07,726 Wait, how… how is this happening? 101 00:05:07,809 --> 00:05:10,646 - Intruders! - Let's go. 102 00:05:10,729 --> 00:05:12,105 Stop them. 103 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:16,235 Fuck. The Movie-lizer Last Action Hero'd us. 104 00:05:16,318 --> 00:05:18,362 We're characters in the movie now, Morty. 105 00:05:18,445 --> 00:05:20,864 - It hurts. - Are you guys okay? 106 00:05:20,948 --> 00:05:22,741 I mean, I can see you're being shot at. 107 00:05:22,824 --> 00:05:23,992 Dad? Holy shit, 108 00:05:24,076 --> 00:05:26,078 I can hear your internal dialogue in my head. 109 00:05:26,161 --> 00:05:27,913 Is the machine supposed to work like this? 110 00:05:27,996 --> 00:05:29,831 No. The Movie-lizer malfunctioned. 111 00:05:29,915 --> 00:05:31,875 Now the Robo-Trees are trying to kill us. 112 00:05:31,959 --> 00:05:34,461 Really? Uh, let me try something. 113 00:05:35,254 --> 00:05:38,507 - What the hell is this? - A 2007 Kia Spectra. 114 00:05:38,590 --> 00:05:40,342 I thought you could use a cool getaway car. 115 00:05:40,425 --> 00:05:43,136 - Are you kidding me? This car sucks. - The joke's on you. 116 00:05:43,220 --> 00:05:45,472 Edmunds Car Report gave it three stars. 117 00:05:45,555 --> 00:05:47,557 It's a family sedan! Shoot it! 118 00:05:47,641 --> 00:05:49,184 Better than nothing. Let's go. 119 00:05:53,689 --> 00:05:54,940 How are we gonna get outta here? 120 00:05:55,023 --> 00:05:57,526 The Movie-lizer might eject us once the story is over. 121 00:05:57,609 --> 00:06:00,153 Jerry, type that we skip to the end, and everything works out. 122 00:06:00,237 --> 00:06:02,030 I don't think I can, guys. 123 00:06:02,114 --> 00:06:05,117 It says the script is 3,000 pages and counting. 124 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:07,286 Also, there's an error-thing bleeping that says, 125 00:06:07,369 --> 00:06:10,163 "antagonist not found" and "no third act." 126 00:06:10,247 --> 00:06:12,666 Without an ending, you'll be stuck in the movie forever. 127 00:06:12,749 --> 00:06:14,001 God damn it. 128 00:06:14,084 --> 00:06:16,044 You cut a bunch of stuff out willy-nilly. 129 00:06:16,128 --> 00:06:17,754 What did you expect? 130 00:06:17,838 --> 00:06:20,716 Look, I understand story. Let me just put everything back 131 00:06:20,799 --> 00:06:22,092 - that you took out and… - Jerry, stop. 132 00:06:22,175 --> 00:06:24,261 You'll only make things worse. You're a terrible writer, 133 00:06:24,344 --> 00:06:26,763 and you should never, ever get on the keys. 134 00:06:26,847 --> 00:06:28,473 Well, excuse me for living. 135 00:06:28,557 --> 00:06:30,726 Alright, we killed the villain, gotta undo that. 136 00:06:30,809 --> 00:06:33,103 Didn't they use lightning to bring George Washington back to life 137 00:06:33,186 --> 00:06:35,314 in Maximum VelociThree: Tell No Lies? 138 00:06:35,397 --> 00:06:37,691 Hold on. The machine doesn't hate that… 139 00:06:37,774 --> 00:06:39,151 See? This is going to work. 140 00:06:39,234 --> 00:06:42,070 We'll bring back Baron Thistle and give this stupid thing an ending. 141 00:06:42,654 --> 00:06:45,574 Use your blinker! Fuck off! 142 00:06:50,704 --> 00:06:52,789 Okay, all we need now is a little lightning. 143 00:07:02,132 --> 00:07:03,675 - We're back, baby! - It worked. 144 00:07:04,593 --> 00:07:05,969 Look out! Zombie! 145 00:07:08,096 --> 00:07:09,890 Dude. We just brought him back. 146 00:07:09,973 --> 00:07:11,016 Fucker bit you. 147 00:07:11,099 --> 00:07:14,561 Wait! The Movie-lizer is detecting a new antagonist. 148 00:07:14,644 --> 00:07:15,687 I don't see any… 149 00:07:19,733 --> 00:07:21,818 Guys, this new character has given you 150 00:07:21,902 --> 00:07:24,780 a 20.5% better chance of ending the movie. 151 00:07:24,863 --> 00:07:28,200 - But I am in pain. - So we're back on course? 152 00:07:28,283 --> 00:07:30,494 Sort of. You still need a third act. 153 00:07:30,577 --> 00:07:32,621 In the original draft, Baron Thistle was gonna 154 00:07:32,704 --> 00:07:35,082 kill Tannenbaum in front of the Robo-Trees… 155 00:07:35,665 --> 00:07:36,833 That would've been a cool ending. 156 00:07:37,417 --> 00:07:41,380 Maybe Son of Thistle could finish what his father started? 157 00:07:42,089 --> 00:07:43,507 You do kinda look like him. 158 00:07:43,590 --> 00:07:45,008 You want me to kill Tannenbaum? 159 00:07:45,092 --> 00:07:46,176 Whatever works. 160 00:07:46,259 --> 00:07:47,969 Okay, I'll break Tannenbaum out of jail, 161 00:07:48,053 --> 00:07:50,597 reunite him with the Robo-Trees, and then Morty will kill him. 162 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:52,432 Does the machine recognize that as an ending? 163 00:07:52,516 --> 00:07:53,767 Hold on. 164 00:07:55,602 --> 00:07:57,938 It does! Kinda bleak, though. 165 00:07:58,021 --> 00:07:59,898 Shut up. I'm off to a jailbreak. 166 00:07:59,981 --> 00:08:01,817 What the hell am I supposed to do? 167 00:08:01,900 --> 00:08:03,068 You're the new bad guy. 168 00:08:03,151 --> 00:08:04,861 Hook up with the Hench-Weeds and give the Robo-Trees 169 00:08:04,945 --> 00:08:05,987 something to stop. 170 00:08:06,071 --> 00:08:08,865 - Something to stop? What's that mean? - See you in the third act! 171 00:08:14,579 --> 00:08:16,289 Extra creatine, please. 172 00:08:17,082 --> 00:08:19,459 - Yo, James Gunn. - Oh. Hi, Zack Snyder. 173 00:08:19,543 --> 00:08:22,212 Just saw your new cut of Superman, and word of advice, 174 00:08:22,295 --> 00:08:24,923 he's the Man of Steel, not the Man of Conversation. 175 00:08:25,006 --> 00:08:27,134 - Okay. - Do more shots of him punching. 176 00:08:27,217 --> 00:08:29,052 And here's a secret move. 177 00:08:29,136 --> 00:08:30,804 Start the punch at regular speed, 178 00:08:30,887 --> 00:08:32,389 and then you're gonna ramp it down. 179 00:08:32,472 --> 00:08:34,182 It's not a fucking secret! 180 00:08:34,850 --> 00:08:36,184 I'm sorry, Zack Snyder. 181 00:08:36,268 --> 00:08:39,396 I shouldn't be lashing out at you. Your biceps are the size of my head. 182 00:08:39,479 --> 00:08:43,150 Yes, but so is my heart. What's going on with you? 183 00:08:43,233 --> 00:08:47,237 Some fan of the Velocitree franchise got onto the lot today. 184 00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:49,406 He used a portal, and he just… 185 00:08:49,489 --> 00:08:52,451 Zack, we're not losing touch with the audience, are we? 186 00:08:52,534 --> 00:08:55,120 I mean, I gave notes on the goddamn Count Chocula movie 187 00:08:55,203 --> 00:08:57,038 - this morning… - Was the portal green? 188 00:08:57,122 --> 00:08:58,707 That's Rick Sanchez. 189 00:08:58,790 --> 00:09:00,876 Gunner, that's the guy that sealed Nolan 190 00:09:00,959 --> 00:09:02,210 in the giant bookcase 191 00:09:02,294 --> 00:09:04,463 to quote-unquote punish him for Interstellar. 192 00:09:04,546 --> 00:09:06,089 He doesn't represent real fans. 193 00:09:06,173 --> 00:09:08,300 He's just the smartest man in the universe. 194 00:09:08,383 --> 00:09:10,927 Don't sweat it. He can't do what we do. 195 00:09:11,428 --> 00:09:12,429 Probably. 196 00:09:12,971 --> 00:09:14,514 Gonna go crush some weights. 197 00:09:14,598 --> 00:09:16,099 One day you're gonna wish you hit the gym 198 00:09:16,183 --> 00:09:17,559 like I do, James Gunn. 199 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:26,401 Hello? 200 00:09:26,485 --> 00:09:28,862 Is this Baron Thistle's evil base? 201 00:09:28,945 --> 00:09:30,780 Not anymore. We're packing it in. 202 00:09:30,864 --> 00:09:34,034 Gonna try to sell all this stuff on my girlfriend's Etsy site. 203 00:09:35,702 --> 00:09:37,496 Everyone, listen up. 204 00:09:37,579 --> 00:09:40,081 I'm here to get this place back up and running. 205 00:09:40,165 --> 00:09:43,043 I am the Son of Thistle! 206 00:09:43,126 --> 00:09:44,961 He does sorta have the same jacket. 207 00:09:45,045 --> 00:09:46,880 And his head is also a cactus. 208 00:09:46,963 --> 00:09:48,423 That's all the proof I need! 209 00:09:48,507 --> 00:09:50,050 Tell us what to do. 210 00:09:51,092 --> 00:09:54,012 Well, what were y'all doing before Baron Thistle died? 211 00:09:54,095 --> 00:09:56,473 Oh. You know. Doomsday plan. 212 00:09:56,556 --> 00:09:57,974 We were gonna melt the ice caps. 213 00:09:58,058 --> 00:09:59,643 Spent months on the blueprints, 214 00:09:59,726 --> 00:10:01,394 not that your dad ever said, "Thank you." 215 00:10:01,478 --> 00:10:03,396 - What's your name? - Samantha. 216 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:06,149 It sucks when your boss never says thank you, Samantha. 217 00:10:06,233 --> 00:10:09,444 But under me, everyone will feel appreciated. 218 00:10:10,737 --> 00:10:12,822 Samantha, I am putting you in charge 219 00:10:12,906 --> 00:10:16,576 of Operation: Complete and Total Polar Cap Destruction. 220 00:10:17,661 --> 00:10:20,830 Thank you, sir. I've been feeling so low lately. 221 00:10:20,914 --> 00:10:22,874 I think it's 'cause my mom forgot my birthday. 222 00:10:22,958 --> 00:10:25,585 Samantha, that will never happen again. 223 00:10:25,627 --> 00:10:27,379 I'm your Mom now. 224 00:10:28,463 --> 00:10:30,257 Now, let's melt some ice caps! 225 00:10:34,094 --> 00:10:37,138 See? My Son of Thistle idea did work. 226 00:10:37,639 --> 00:10:40,475 Son of a bitch did it. He made a movie machine. 227 00:10:40,559 --> 00:10:42,477 Says it right on the side. 228 00:10:49,442 --> 00:10:50,902 - Hello? - Hi, there. 229 00:10:50,986 --> 00:10:53,280 It's me. Your wife. 230 00:10:53,863 --> 00:10:55,907 Here's your prison food, new guy. 231 00:10:55,991 --> 00:10:57,117 What you in for? 232 00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:58,743 The fastest crime I could commit. 233 00:10:58,827 --> 00:11:01,496 Any of you see an annoying little bitch of a Christmas tree? 234 00:11:03,957 --> 00:11:06,960 Oh, please. Oh, please, don't beat me. 235 00:11:07,043 --> 00:11:09,129 I won't. I'm here to rescue you. 236 00:11:09,212 --> 00:11:11,631 - I'm not worth rescuing. - Huh? 237 00:11:11,715 --> 00:11:14,676 I suck. I say dumb catchphrases. 238 00:11:14,759 --> 00:11:18,555 I look like a toy designed for kids. 239 00:11:18,638 --> 00:11:20,724 I'm a fucking idiot. 240 00:11:20,807 --> 00:11:22,642 Wow. More self-aware than I thought. 241 00:11:22,726 --> 00:11:24,811 But come on, everyone sucks until they don't. 242 00:11:24,894 --> 00:11:26,313 That's the arc of every good story. 243 00:11:26,396 --> 00:11:28,481 - It is? - Here's the plan. 244 00:11:28,565 --> 00:11:30,233 I'll start a riot and we sneak out. 245 00:11:30,317 --> 00:11:31,484 I know you're not a fighter, but… 246 00:11:31,568 --> 00:11:33,236 When do we start? 247 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:34,321 Oh. 248 00:11:34,988 --> 00:11:36,531 - Right now. - Good. 249 00:11:37,282 --> 00:11:39,618 Take that back, asshole. 250 00:11:41,328 --> 00:11:43,580 I'll take it back when I stop fucking your mother. 251 00:11:46,249 --> 00:11:47,751 Save some punching for the rest of us. 252 00:11:50,211 --> 00:11:51,379 Lunch is ruined. 253 00:12:00,722 --> 00:12:02,432 Whoa. Cool. 254 00:12:02,515 --> 00:12:04,976 Get your fucking rear in gear. 255 00:12:05,977 --> 00:12:07,312 I really miss you. 256 00:12:07,395 --> 00:12:08,855 I miss my hubby. 257 00:12:08,938 --> 00:12:10,482 Why don't you come into the kitchen? 258 00:12:10,565 --> 00:12:13,652 Sure. But why are you calling from a different phone number? 259 00:12:14,319 --> 00:12:17,030 It's a burner phone for spam calls. 260 00:12:17,113 --> 00:12:20,367 Come into the kitchen for some lemonade. 261 00:12:20,450 --> 00:12:22,744 Oh, wow. Can't pass up lemonade. 262 00:12:24,079 --> 00:12:25,997 The Movie-lizer is mine. 263 00:12:26,081 --> 00:12:30,335 No one's more creative than James Gunn. 264 00:12:38,176 --> 00:12:39,219 God damn it. We're stuck. 265 00:12:40,595 --> 00:12:41,888 No, we're not, Rick. 266 00:12:43,264 --> 00:12:44,933 Grab my stump. 267 00:12:45,016 --> 00:12:47,268 - Yeah! - Whoa! 268 00:12:51,481 --> 00:12:54,442 Holy shit. That was awesome. 269 00:12:56,444 --> 00:12:57,904 And so was that. 270 00:12:57,987 --> 00:12:59,114 - Whoo-hoo! Yeah! - Job well done. 271 00:12:59,197 --> 00:13:01,199 - Alright! - Thank the squirrels you're safe! 272 00:13:01,282 --> 00:13:04,035 Thank Rick Sanchez. He did everything. 273 00:13:04,119 --> 00:13:05,870 You did a lot too. 274 00:13:05,954 --> 00:13:07,330 Definitely more than I expected. 275 00:13:07,414 --> 00:13:10,834 Rick, I wanna thank you for rescuing me. 276 00:13:11,668 --> 00:13:14,379 Here. I want you to have this. 277 00:13:14,462 --> 00:13:15,588 It's a piece of me. 278 00:13:15,630 --> 00:13:17,549 Oh, thanks. 279 00:13:17,632 --> 00:13:19,342 Is this, like, one of your balls? 280 00:13:19,426 --> 00:13:22,220 Robo-Trees, something messed up is going viral 281 00:13:22,303 --> 00:13:23,722 all over Twit-Tok. 282 00:13:24,472 --> 00:13:26,933 Hello, Earth. I'm the Son of Thistle, 283 00:13:27,016 --> 00:13:30,228 and I'm just like my dad, so I'ma Doomsdayin'. 284 00:13:30,311 --> 00:13:32,439 Samantha, tell the people what we're gonna do. 285 00:13:32,522 --> 00:13:34,399 We're gonna wipe out the polar ice caps 286 00:13:34,482 --> 00:13:36,943 'cause they suck! 287 00:13:37,944 --> 00:13:40,447 Does the Movie-lizer still think we're on track? 288 00:13:41,489 --> 00:13:42,490 Jerry? 289 00:13:43,658 --> 00:13:45,952 - Jerry? - It's fuckin' heavy! 290 00:13:47,996 --> 00:13:49,664 Shoulda listened to Snyder. 291 00:13:54,085 --> 00:13:55,545 Right on cue. 292 00:13:55,628 --> 00:13:57,589 Weeds, attack! 293 00:13:59,841 --> 00:14:02,427 Robo-Trees, let's stomp that prick. 294 00:14:14,814 --> 00:14:16,733 Where the hell is Tannenbaum? 295 00:14:21,488 --> 00:14:23,281 - Dude, where is he? - On the ship. 296 00:14:23,364 --> 00:14:25,033 Turns out, Tannenbaum's an alright guy. 297 00:14:25,116 --> 00:14:26,367 He's kinda my favorite character now. 298 00:14:27,035 --> 00:14:29,621 What? Look at me! I'm a fucking cactus! 299 00:14:29,704 --> 00:14:31,289 Relax. Trust the process. 300 00:14:31,372 --> 00:14:33,708 Oh my God, you're re-breaking the story again? 301 00:14:33,792 --> 00:14:36,294 I wanna go home! And I didn't even think 302 00:14:36,377 --> 00:14:38,797 the last Maximum Velocitree was all that bad. 303 00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:40,548 You said it wasn't Citizen Kane. 304 00:14:41,257 --> 00:14:43,927 I'm 14! I've never seen Citizen Kane! 305 00:14:44,010 --> 00:14:46,554 Now, listen to me, you stupid old man! 306 00:14:46,638 --> 00:14:48,598 You're gonna bring Tannenbaum here, 307 00:14:48,681 --> 00:14:50,767 and I'm gonna shoot him in the goddamn head 308 00:14:50,850 --> 00:14:52,769 just like we planned! 309 00:14:52,852 --> 00:14:55,146 Okay, okay! I'll help you kill him. 310 00:14:56,272 --> 00:14:58,399 - You're gonna do what? - Mom? 311 00:14:58,483 --> 00:15:00,610 You're in cahoots with the Robo-Trees? 312 00:15:00,693 --> 00:15:04,030 - Samantha, let me explain. - Okay. Go ahead. 313 00:15:04,113 --> 00:15:05,615 Shit, she called my bluff. Run! 314 00:15:05,698 --> 00:15:06,741 Get them! 315 00:15:11,454 --> 00:15:13,832 - Dad, help. - Your dad's not fuckin' answering. 316 00:15:13,915 --> 00:15:17,293 That's because he's in the kitchen, talking to his wife. 317 00:15:17,377 --> 00:15:18,419 - James Gunn? - James Gunn? 318 00:15:18,503 --> 00:15:20,255 - That's right. - James Gunn? 319 00:15:20,338 --> 00:15:22,924 - Just walk away, man. Walk away. - But… 320 00:15:23,007 --> 00:15:25,093 I read that dinosaur book you wrote, Jerry. 321 00:15:25,176 --> 00:15:27,011 - Really good stuff. - You did? 322 00:15:27,095 --> 00:15:29,931 Well, I got the gist. Maybe we could do business together? 323 00:15:30,014 --> 00:15:31,474 Two-picture deal? 324 00:15:31,558 --> 00:15:33,560 - Dad, no! - Don't do it! We need you! 325 00:15:33,643 --> 00:15:36,229 That's it, Jerry. Give in to Hollywood. 326 00:15:36,312 --> 00:15:38,565 You know how to really succeed in this town? 327 00:15:38,648 --> 00:15:41,276 By turning your back on family. 328 00:15:41,359 --> 00:15:42,485 I don't like that. 329 00:15:43,194 --> 00:15:45,238 No! You could've had it all! 330 00:15:46,197 --> 00:15:47,991 Guys, I'm back. 331 00:15:48,074 --> 00:15:50,910 Jeez Louise, what did you do? The story's gone linear. 332 00:15:50,994 --> 00:15:53,454 We pissed off the good guys and the bad guys. 333 00:15:53,538 --> 00:15:55,081 Rick likes Tannenbaum now. 334 00:15:55,164 --> 00:15:57,292 - I just think he's interesting. - We need a new ending. 335 00:15:57,375 --> 00:15:58,918 I literally wrote us into a corner. 336 00:15:59,002 --> 00:16:00,503 You gotta write us outta here, Jerry. 337 00:16:00,587 --> 00:16:02,630 Me? You said I was a terrible writer 338 00:16:02,714 --> 00:16:04,674 who should never, ever, ever, ever, ever… 339 00:16:04,757 --> 00:16:06,676 I didn't say that many "evers." Listen, Jerry. 340 00:16:06,759 --> 00:16:08,845 Any idiot can plug an idea into a machine 341 00:16:08,928 --> 00:16:10,597 when they don't care what it spits back out, 342 00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:12,265 but it takes a special kind of idiot 343 00:16:12,348 --> 00:16:13,892 to get on the keys and write us an ending. 344 00:16:13,975 --> 00:16:15,268 You're that idiot. 345 00:16:15,351 --> 00:16:16,352 But how? 346 00:16:16,436 --> 00:16:18,187 It's always been right in front of you. 347 00:16:18,271 --> 00:16:19,397 Go over to my workbench. 348 00:16:20,315 --> 00:16:21,691 Alright. I'm there. 349 00:16:21,774 --> 00:16:23,902 Open the third drawer on the right and reach way back. 350 00:16:23,985 --> 00:16:25,403 There should be a small orange bottle. 351 00:16:25,486 --> 00:16:27,989 What is it? Some sci-fi device? 352 00:16:28,072 --> 00:16:30,575 Better. It's magic. 353 00:16:30,658 --> 00:16:32,285 Don't take more than two, drink lots of water, 354 00:16:32,368 --> 00:16:33,661 and remember to blink. 355 00:16:35,204 --> 00:16:40,043 I now pronounce you two both guilty and dead. 356 00:16:40,126 --> 00:16:41,920 Aw, jeez. Dad? Help. 357 00:16:42,003 --> 00:16:43,338 Then, as fate would have it, 358 00:16:43,421 --> 00:16:45,465 a very large air vent opened beneath them. 359 00:16:46,132 --> 00:16:48,885 Our heroes escape execution via the large vented air vent. 360 00:16:48,968 --> 00:16:51,262 As fate would have it, this is a direct path to the outside. 361 00:16:51,346 --> 00:16:54,390 Slam cut to exterior: New York, day. 362 00:16:55,433 --> 00:16:56,434 New York? 363 00:16:56,517 --> 00:16:57,810 Why are we in New York? 364 00:16:57,894 --> 00:16:59,187 Stop micromanaging me! 365 00:16:59,270 --> 00:17:00,605 Then, as fate would have it, 366 00:17:00,688 --> 00:17:02,440 a high-octane Lamborgina pulls up. 367 00:17:02,523 --> 00:17:04,108 Whoopsie, forgot how to drive. 368 00:17:04,192 --> 00:17:05,276 Here, kid, catch. 369 00:17:06,486 --> 00:17:07,862 Whoa. The Adderall is hittin'. 370 00:17:07,946 --> 00:17:09,405 Get in the car! 371 00:17:36,599 --> 00:17:38,518 Okay, Jerry, now get us to the climax. 372 00:17:39,769 --> 00:17:40,853 Nerth Pole? 373 00:17:41,521 --> 00:17:43,439 That's where Samantha built the super weapon! 374 00:17:43,523 --> 00:17:45,608 Dad's trying to get us back on course. 375 00:17:45,692 --> 00:17:46,818 Hang on. 376 00:17:49,654 --> 00:17:51,531 Yes! We've got curvature! 377 00:17:58,997 --> 00:18:00,665 Guessing that's your doomsday weapon. 378 00:18:00,748 --> 00:18:02,000 We're nearin' the end of the movie. 379 00:18:02,083 --> 00:18:03,668 Damn. Samantha built it fast. 380 00:18:03,751 --> 00:18:05,003 I guess supporting those beneath you… 381 00:18:05,086 --> 00:18:06,212 Here they come! 382 00:18:31,195 --> 00:18:34,449 We have 1.63 minutes before the melting polar ice caps 383 00:18:34,532 --> 00:18:36,284 reach the point of no return. 384 00:18:36,367 --> 00:18:38,870 - We got company. - Stop that traitor. 385 00:18:38,953 --> 00:18:42,123 Shit, Morty, I think I figured out the best ending yet. 386 00:18:42,206 --> 00:18:44,125 Hello, Mother. 387 00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:46,461 You deal with that. I don't know what that's about. 388 00:18:46,544 --> 00:18:48,254 Come and get me, trees. 389 00:18:48,963 --> 00:18:52,467 Samantha, hey. Beautiful job on the weapon thing. 390 00:18:52,550 --> 00:18:55,011 I thought you actually liked my evil plan. 391 00:18:55,094 --> 00:18:57,555 But let's face it, you're no mother. 392 00:18:57,638 --> 00:18:59,265 You're just a bad guy. 393 00:19:00,141 --> 00:19:02,185 Step away from that super weapon. 394 00:19:02,268 --> 00:19:05,521 - Let's blast him. - For once, I agree with you. 395 00:19:06,564 --> 00:19:10,693 Stop! Don't shoot! He's a good man! 396 00:19:10,777 --> 00:19:12,403 He saved me. 397 00:19:12,487 --> 00:19:14,363 - No. I'm bad. - Huh? 398 00:19:14,447 --> 00:19:16,532 I only rescued you so I could have you killed. 399 00:19:16,616 --> 00:19:20,036 I hate you, Tannenbaum. You look like a toy. 400 00:19:20,119 --> 00:19:21,871 - Die already! - Gun! 401 00:19:25,374 --> 00:19:27,960 See you… next… summer. 402 00:19:28,044 --> 00:19:32,840 Wait. No. No! 403 00:19:42,517 --> 00:19:44,852 You saved the world from another unarmed man. 404 00:19:44,936 --> 00:19:47,188 Oh no. They died? 405 00:19:47,271 --> 00:19:51,484 Sometimes, saving the world requires complex decisions. 406 00:19:51,567 --> 00:19:54,362 Decisions made by a true leader. 407 00:19:56,531 --> 00:20:00,576 Hail, Tannen-Knight, leader of the Robo-Trees. 408 00:20:02,203 --> 00:20:04,288 They did it. What an ending. 409 00:20:04,372 --> 00:20:06,040 They outdone the Gunn. 410 00:20:10,795 --> 00:20:12,588 - We're back. Oh my God! - We're alive! 411 00:20:12,672 --> 00:20:14,966 We were dead in the movie! Actually dead. 412 00:20:15,049 --> 00:20:18,136 Wow, Dad. Looks like us dying really affected you. 413 00:20:18,219 --> 00:20:19,720 No, he just forgot to blink. 414 00:20:19,804 --> 00:20:22,181 Still. I admit it. Making movies is hard. 415 00:20:22,265 --> 00:20:24,851 From now on, I'm just gonna be an impossible-to-please fan. 416 00:20:24,934 --> 00:20:27,520 You said it! Let's go troll some comment sections. 417 00:20:27,603 --> 00:20:29,814 Oh God, where did James Gunn go? 418 00:20:29,897 --> 00:20:32,692 Fuck James Gunn. Where's the goddamn hard drive? 419 00:20:32,775 --> 00:20:35,945 I'm telling you, Mr. Brothers, they cracked the code. 420 00:20:36,028 --> 00:20:38,990 This won't just put butts in seats and sell popcorn, 421 00:20:39,073 --> 00:20:41,284 it will give people hope. 422 00:20:41,367 --> 00:20:44,829 It could save Hollywood. It could change everything. 423 00:20:44,912 --> 00:20:48,708 Nice work, Mr. Gunn. Give the man a sundae. 424 00:20:48,791 --> 00:20:50,459 Ooh, I love sundaes. 425 00:21:00,428 --> 00:21:03,431 Why was it called a sundae? 426 00:21:05,433 --> 00:21:08,060 It's a Maximum Velocitree 427 00:21:08,144 --> 00:21:10,479 Robotic trees against adversity 428 00:21:10,563 --> 00:21:12,398 It's not rocket science or geometry 429 00:21:12,481 --> 00:21:14,817 So sit on back and watch the movie 430 00:21:14,901 --> 00:21:17,195 Five trees against a cactus man 431 00:21:17,278 --> 00:21:19,155 Next summer, we'll be back again 432 00:21:19,238 --> 00:21:21,073 Gotta fill our content demand 433 00:21:21,157 --> 00:21:23,367 If domestic tanks, there's always Japan 434 00:21:23,451 --> 00:21:24,994 All we need is friendship and sunshine 435 00:21:25,077 --> 00:21:26,245 Choking on a wild vine 436 00:21:26,329 --> 00:21:27,997 No one stops us growing from the ground up 437 00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:30,625 Baron Thistle and his Hench-Weeds lookin' like some bad seeds 438 00:21:30,708 --> 00:21:32,043 Now Velocitrees are gonna round up 439 00:21:32,126 --> 00:21:34,045 They have a tendency to fight tyrannic succulents 440 00:21:34,128 --> 00:21:36,047 They have a tendency for kicking plant ass 441 00:21:36,130 --> 00:21:38,925 It's a Maximum Velocitree 442 00:21:39,592 --> 00:21:40,760 Okay, Jerry. All set. 443 00:21:40,843 --> 00:21:43,804 But for the record, I do not condone using the Movie-lizer in this way. 444 00:21:43,888 --> 00:21:45,389 Hear that, Dad? You're good to go. 445 00:21:45,473 --> 00:21:49,101 Can't believe I'm actually inside Space Jam 7. 446 00:21:49,185 --> 00:21:51,354 Oh, hey, LeBron. Still doing this, huh? 447 00:21:51,437 --> 00:21:52,480 Let's get outta here. 448 00:21:54,690 --> 00:21:58,110 Hey, guys. You know how I've been writing raptor porn on the side? 449 00:21:58,194 --> 00:22:00,363 I'm ready to share it with the world. 450 00:22:01,530 --> 00:22:03,699 Oh, well, guess I'll just leave it on this machine 451 00:22:03,783 --> 00:22:05,243 till they come back. 452 00:22:07,078 --> 00:22:09,830 Guys? You still there? Oh no. 453 00:22:09,914 --> 00:22:11,666 Dear God. What is that? 454 00:22:12,917 --> 00:22:14,418 Stop! Let go of me! 455 00:22:14,543 --> 00:22:16,671 What are you doing? Stop! 456 00:22:16,754 --> 00:22:18,506 Don't just stand there, Speedy Gonzales. 457 00:22:18,589 --> 00:22:19,799 Do something! 458 00:22:21,342 --> 00:22:22,760 Did you get any of that?