1 00:00:05,170 --> 00:00:07,589 And then after that, I have a bunch of meetings. 2 00:00:07,673 --> 00:00:09,008 Didn't you guys wrap all that up? 3 00:00:09,091 --> 00:00:10,551 You can just say you don't wanna hang out. 4 00:00:10,634 --> 00:00:11,802 I don't wanna hang out. 5 00:00:11,885 --> 00:00:13,429 What the hell, who took my kombucha? 6 00:00:13,512 --> 00:00:15,097 I threw that out, it smelled bad. 7 00:00:15,180 --> 00:00:17,891 Of course it smelled bad, it's kombucha. 8 00:00:17,975 --> 00:00:19,309 You 'booch, you lose. 9 00:00:19,393 --> 00:00:21,145 Rick, c-can you portal me to school? 10 00:00:21,228 --> 00:00:22,229 - No. - Gimme that. 11 00:00:22,312 --> 00:00:24,148 Hey! Summer! Summer, give it back! 12 00:00:24,231 --> 00:00:26,233 Honey, did you move the car keys? 13 00:00:27,735 --> 00:00:29,820 Oh, never mind, they were at the bottom. 14 00:00:31,196 --> 00:00:33,449 Well, that is the last time 15 00:00:33,532 --> 00:00:36,076 I eat full-fat ice cream after midnight. 16 00:00:37,119 --> 00:00:38,120 Um… 17 00:00:39,538 --> 00:00:41,290 Okay? 18 00:00:42,207 --> 00:00:43,208 Hey! 19 00:00:45,127 --> 00:00:46,170 What are you… 20 00:00:47,671 --> 00:00:48,964 Hey! 21 00:00:56,221 --> 00:00:58,557 Alright, alright, I yield! 22 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:00,059 Geez, you're fast. 23 00:01:00,142 --> 00:01:02,561 Are you… a-a clone of me? 24 00:01:02,644 --> 00:01:04,104 - Did Rick… - Don't-don't tell Rick. 25 00:01:04,188 --> 00:01:07,399 You want me not talkin'? Then you better start talkin'. 26 00:01:07,483 --> 00:01:10,527 Not here. C'mon, you can buy me lunch. 27 00:01:10,611 --> 00:01:12,780 I'm not buying you lunch! 28 00:01:12,863 --> 00:01:15,407 What if we call it "Breakfast 2"? 29 00:01:15,491 --> 00:01:16,492 No! 30 00:01:49,733 --> 00:01:52,402 And you're sure Rick won't spy on us here? 31 00:01:52,486 --> 00:01:54,613 Yeah, he hates the mall. 32 00:01:54,696 --> 00:01:56,365 It's kinda why I come here so much. 33 00:01:56,448 --> 00:02:00,494 Or maybe me being here is why he hates it. 34 00:02:00,577 --> 00:02:02,371 I've actually been thinking about getting a job 35 00:02:02,454 --> 00:02:03,622 at American Eagle. 36 00:02:03,705 --> 00:02:05,958 Ooh, the Eagle Man. 37 00:02:06,041 --> 00:02:07,292 You gonna eat that? 38 00:02:07,376 --> 00:02:09,086 - Not really. - Thanks. 39 00:02:10,379 --> 00:02:12,089 The road provides. 40 00:02:12,172 --> 00:02:15,968 O-Okay, "the road"? Who are you? 41 00:02:16,051 --> 00:02:17,719 Are you here from the future? 42 00:02:17,803 --> 00:02:19,012 Are you here to kill me? 43 00:02:19,096 --> 00:02:21,181 You think I came from the future to replace a guy 44 00:02:21,265 --> 00:02:22,432 who loves the mall? 45 00:02:22,516 --> 00:02:25,144 I'm a… traveler from another dimension. 46 00:02:25,227 --> 00:02:26,728 You stole a portal gun? 47 00:02:26,812 --> 00:02:28,897 What? No, man, that brings the heat. 48 00:02:28,981 --> 00:02:31,733 I more… slip through cracks in the multiverse. 49 00:02:31,817 --> 00:02:34,153 Your family's cool, by the way. 50 00:02:34,236 --> 00:02:37,197 My Morty and Summer fight way more than yours. 51 00:02:37,281 --> 00:02:39,867 Well, you don't seem like a serial killer. 52 00:02:39,950 --> 00:02:41,243 And I bet I'd know. 53 00:02:41,326 --> 00:02:43,787 - But you can't stay here. - No sweat, Eagle Man. 54 00:02:43,871 --> 00:02:46,123 Just get me back to your upstairs closet. 55 00:02:46,206 --> 00:02:48,208 'Kay, well, that is a weird location. 56 00:02:48,292 --> 00:02:49,418 But just to be clear, 57 00:02:49,501 --> 00:02:52,171 If you do try to kill me and take over my life, 58 00:02:52,254 --> 00:02:54,006 I can scream very loud. 59 00:02:55,132 --> 00:02:57,176 And you never get caught doing this? 60 00:02:57,259 --> 00:03:00,262 Jerrys are basically invisible. It's our superpower. 61 00:03:00,345 --> 00:03:01,805 - Nobody sees us. - Jerry! Get in here! 62 00:03:01,889 --> 00:03:03,015 - Oh, God! - Shit! He saw you! 63 00:03:03,098 --> 00:03:04,474 What's all this shit in the freezer? 64 00:03:04,558 --> 00:03:05,559 - Go! - What? 65 00:03:05,642 --> 00:03:07,853 Don't make him any more suspicious, talk to him! 66 00:03:07,936 --> 00:03:09,313 I'll meet you upstairs! 67 00:03:13,275 --> 00:03:14,568 Hey, Rick! 68 00:03:14,651 --> 00:03:16,737 Your frozen dumplings are still in there, Jerry. 69 00:03:16,820 --> 00:03:18,238 There's limited space in there, Jerry. 70 00:03:18,322 --> 00:03:19,823 We all live here together. 71 00:03:19,907 --> 00:03:22,326 Hey! Hey! Look at me when I'm talking to you. 72 00:03:22,409 --> 00:03:25,495 You catch that episode of Naked and Alone last night? 73 00:03:25,579 --> 00:03:26,830 Hey, between you and me? 74 00:03:26,914 --> 00:03:29,124 I think that guy likes to drink the yak piss. 75 00:03:29,208 --> 00:03:31,543 Are-are you making conversation with me? 76 00:03:31,627 --> 00:03:33,420 Sorry! Sorry. 77 00:03:33,503 --> 00:03:36,048 I guess I do watch that TV show. 78 00:03:36,131 --> 00:03:38,091 And he does seem excited about the piss. 79 00:03:38,175 --> 00:03:39,718 He does! 80 00:03:39,801 --> 00:03:41,511 Okay. Good. 81 00:03:42,221 --> 00:03:44,264 Don't waste my freezer space. 82 00:03:44,348 --> 00:03:48,185 And don't fucking blindside me with small talk! 83 00:03:49,144 --> 00:03:50,354 I think I'm in the clear. 84 00:03:50,437 --> 00:03:52,606 As long as I eat those dumplings. 85 00:03:52,689 --> 00:03:54,733 Are you… smelling my shirts? 86 00:03:54,816 --> 00:03:55,817 What? No. 87 00:03:55,901 --> 00:03:57,110 In a few dimensions, 88 00:03:57,194 --> 00:04:00,447 Rick gives Beth a spatially-dilated walk-in closet. 89 00:04:00,530 --> 00:04:03,075 Beth is always asking for that. 90 00:04:03,158 --> 00:04:05,577 Yeah, you guys are in the same dimensional neighborhood. 91 00:04:05,661 --> 00:04:07,579 And you can't bend reality as often as Rick 92 00:04:07,663 --> 00:04:08,956 without the occasional… 93 00:04:09,748 --> 00:04:10,916 Bingo. 94 00:04:10,999 --> 00:04:13,085 And-and-and what does that lead to? 95 00:04:13,168 --> 00:04:16,129 Buddy, a guy like us can hike the whole multiverse 96 00:04:16,213 --> 00:04:17,714 without even leavin' the house. 97 00:04:17,798 --> 00:04:18,799 You wanna see? 98 00:04:18,882 --> 00:04:20,801 Do I want to stick my hand through a wall? 99 00:04:20,884 --> 00:04:23,428 - Uh, not really. - It's just one stop over. 100 00:04:23,512 --> 00:04:26,640 C'mon. Quit thinkin' like a Jerry and live a little. 101 00:04:26,723 --> 00:04:29,685 Jerry! I'm still angry at you for talking to me! 102 00:04:31,478 --> 00:04:34,022 You… You promise you'll get me home? 103 00:04:34,106 --> 00:04:35,148 I promise. 104 00:04:43,073 --> 00:04:45,200 Holy shit, this is insane. 105 00:04:45,284 --> 00:04:46,827 Pretty mind-blowing, huh? 106 00:04:46,910 --> 00:04:49,037 We try to mark safe trails for each other. 107 00:04:49,121 --> 00:04:51,081 Upside-down coaster means it's cool. 108 00:04:51,206 --> 00:04:54,209 - Blah blah blah blah! - Blah, blahblah! 109 00:04:54,293 --> 00:04:55,419 Blah blahblah! 110 00:04:55,502 --> 00:04:57,963 In this reality, all words are "blah." 111 00:04:58,046 --> 00:05:00,716 I-I kinda get what they're saying. 112 00:05:00,799 --> 00:05:02,718 - Blah blah blah! - Blah blablah blah! 113 00:05:02,801 --> 00:05:05,637 C'mon. Upstairs bathroom. One at a time. 114 00:05:09,516 --> 00:05:12,477 Oh, this is insane, this is insane. 115 00:05:14,604 --> 00:05:17,274 Blah! Blah blah blah blah blahblah blah! 116 00:05:18,525 --> 00:05:19,651 Blah? 117 00:05:19,735 --> 00:05:23,322 Blah blah! Blah! Blah blah blah! 118 00:05:25,490 --> 00:05:27,159 Oh, holy shit, she saw me! 119 00:05:27,242 --> 00:05:29,328 I know! You did great! 120 00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:31,371 That was crazy! 121 00:05:31,455 --> 00:05:33,415 Okay, where… where to next? 122 00:05:33,498 --> 00:05:36,251 Yes! Fuck yeah, Eagle Man! 123 00:05:36,335 --> 00:05:37,544 Here, get in. 124 00:05:37,627 --> 00:05:38,920 Infinite mirror tunnel. 125 00:05:39,004 --> 00:05:41,465 Man, so weird and specific. 126 00:05:41,548 --> 00:05:43,216 How do you find these things? 127 00:05:43,300 --> 00:05:44,801 That's the thing about being a Jerry. 128 00:05:44,885 --> 00:05:46,636 You got all day to look. 129 00:05:47,596 --> 00:05:50,766 Get close, I almost lost a finger doing this. 130 00:05:54,603 --> 00:05:57,064 It's so cold. 131 00:06:03,570 --> 00:06:05,322 Oh, Jesus. 132 00:06:05,405 --> 00:06:06,865 Here. This way. 133 00:06:09,618 --> 00:06:11,286 - Whoa. - Mm-hmm. 134 00:06:11,370 --> 00:06:14,289 Without the trail, this family would just be gone. 135 00:06:14,373 --> 00:06:16,291 But the road remembers. 136 00:06:16,375 --> 00:06:18,627 There's… so many of us. 137 00:06:19,378 --> 00:06:20,504 Here. 138 00:06:25,967 --> 00:06:28,345 You're one of us now, Eagle Man. 139 00:06:30,931 --> 00:06:34,393 Well, technically it was a piece of your shirt I stuck up there. 140 00:06:34,476 --> 00:06:37,354 You still don't get it, buddy. We're the same. 141 00:06:37,437 --> 00:06:40,816 Okay, but how much of the road is depressing like this place? 142 00:06:40,899 --> 00:06:42,651 Not that much, not that much. 143 00:07:30,866 --> 00:07:34,995 I would like to hold my little hand 144 00:07:35,078 --> 00:07:39,040 And we will run, we will, we will crawl, we will… 145 00:07:39,124 --> 00:07:41,168 Jerry! 146 00:07:41,251 --> 00:07:44,588 Man, you see where I put the margarita machine? 147 00:07:44,671 --> 00:07:46,590 The good one, the… the science one. 148 00:07:46,673 --> 00:07:48,300 You left it in the shower. 149 00:07:49,718 --> 00:07:53,597 Boy. I-I might be livin' a little too anchors-up, Jerry. 150 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:55,557 You… You want a margarita? 151 00:07:55,640 --> 00:07:56,766 All good. 152 00:08:00,479 --> 00:08:02,314 He has to know that's not you. 153 00:08:02,397 --> 00:08:04,149 Well, if he does, he doesn't care. 154 00:08:04,232 --> 00:08:05,942 Alright, we gotta get moving. 155 00:08:06,026 --> 00:08:08,153 There's a killer view two stops over. 156 00:08:08,236 --> 00:08:10,197 You guys want a ceviche to go? 157 00:08:15,327 --> 00:08:16,620 Wow. 158 00:08:16,703 --> 00:08:19,539 And Rick turned the moon into a disco ball for… 159 00:08:19,623 --> 00:08:21,833 - Morty's Winter Formal? - Beautiful, right? 160 00:08:22,751 --> 00:08:23,877 Honestly, Eagle Man, 161 00:08:23,960 --> 00:08:25,837 I didn't think you'd come out this far. 162 00:08:25,921 --> 00:08:27,839 - Way to prove me wrong. - I mean… 163 00:08:27,923 --> 00:08:30,091 I'm not actually from the dimension you found me in. 164 00:08:30,175 --> 00:08:31,801 My whole family jumped together. 165 00:08:31,885 --> 00:08:34,638 And when the space version of my wife showed up, 166 00:08:34,721 --> 00:08:35,972 I thought she'd hate me… 167 00:08:36,056 --> 00:08:37,140 and she did. 168 00:08:37,224 --> 00:08:40,310 But then I turned into a bug and we all had sex. 169 00:08:40,393 --> 00:08:43,188 Eagle Man! God damn. 170 00:08:43,772 --> 00:08:47,651 I-I-I guess it is all pretty cool when I say it out loud. 171 00:08:47,734 --> 00:08:50,070 Thanks for opening my eyes to that. 172 00:08:50,153 --> 00:08:51,655 I'm just you, brother. 173 00:08:52,656 --> 00:08:54,282 Welp, outta suds. 174 00:08:54,366 --> 00:08:56,576 And I did promise to get you home. 175 00:08:56,660 --> 00:08:58,078 Thanks for ridin' with me. 176 00:08:58,161 --> 00:09:00,830 It's the most fun I've had in a while. 177 00:09:01,414 --> 00:09:03,542 - Wait, one second. Whoa! - Whoa! 178 00:09:03,625 --> 00:09:06,461 Hold on, I'm a little drunk. 179 00:09:07,629 --> 00:09:09,714 If this dimension's Jerry was like me, 180 00:09:09,798 --> 00:09:11,800 he'd keep a 12-pack in the bathroom 181 00:09:11,883 --> 00:09:14,469 for the occasional shower beer. 182 00:09:14,553 --> 00:09:15,929 Eagle Man! 183 00:09:19,641 --> 00:09:21,184 - These, uh… - Yeah. 184 00:09:21,268 --> 00:09:22,352 These are warm. 185 00:09:25,647 --> 00:09:28,108 Shit, shit, shit, we're cutting it close. 186 00:09:28,191 --> 00:09:31,111 Slow down! So much liquid in my stomach. 187 00:09:32,153 --> 00:09:33,822 I'm not being contrarian, 188 00:09:33,905 --> 00:09:35,907 I just think it'd be gross to do that to a cat. 189 00:09:35,991 --> 00:09:38,535 - Squeamish Morty. - I'm not squeamish. 190 00:09:40,036 --> 00:09:41,580 No, no, no, shit! 191 00:09:41,663 --> 00:09:42,914 We missed the connection? 192 00:09:42,998 --> 00:09:44,666 What does that mean? What does that mean? 193 00:09:44,749 --> 00:09:47,210 It's all good, Jerry. We're fine. 194 00:09:47,294 --> 00:09:50,255 Look. Those guys portal into this Taco-la-Taco every week. 195 00:09:50,338 --> 00:09:52,215 There's a Gene we can stay with while we wait. 196 00:09:52,299 --> 00:09:53,300 He's hip to the scene, 197 00:09:53,383 --> 00:09:55,552 - even has a few cots in his basement. - A week from now? 198 00:09:55,635 --> 00:09:57,637 I can't stay with some Gene for a week, 199 00:09:57,721 --> 00:09:59,264 Rick will just replace me. 200 00:09:59,347 --> 00:10:00,390 No, he won't. 201 00:10:00,473 --> 00:10:02,017 They won't even notice you've been gone. 202 00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:03,476 That's not a good thing! 203 00:10:04,978 --> 00:10:07,105 There is one way, but… 204 00:10:07,188 --> 00:10:08,815 Get me home! 205 00:10:09,524 --> 00:10:12,277 Okay, but why's it out in the woods? 206 00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:13,987 You wanna get home fast, right? 207 00:10:14,070 --> 00:10:17,073 Only way to do that's through Grand Central. 208 00:10:19,326 --> 00:10:21,703 Couple of parallel Mortys tried to pull a keg 209 00:10:21,786 --> 00:10:24,247 outta their Bag of Holding, turned it inside out. 210 00:10:24,331 --> 00:10:26,374 Now it's kind of a… toll road. 211 00:10:32,047 --> 00:10:34,007 Hey there. I'm Eagle Man. 212 00:10:34,090 --> 00:10:35,717 Got two coming out at Burlap. 213 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:36,885 Copy that. 214 00:10:38,386 --> 00:10:42,140 So… were you camping, or…? 215 00:10:42,223 --> 00:10:43,308 Get in. 216 00:10:47,979 --> 00:10:49,856 Welcome to Grand Central. 217 00:10:49,939 --> 00:10:52,942 It's, uh, not my favorite place. 218 00:10:53,818 --> 00:10:55,945 Who are these bandana guys? 219 00:10:56,029 --> 00:10:59,199 Sometimes your family goes on an adventure and doesn't come back. 220 00:10:59,282 --> 00:11:00,825 The dude that runs this place, 221 00:11:00,909 --> 00:11:03,286 he collects Jerrys that get left behind. 222 00:11:03,370 --> 00:11:05,497 Come on. Boss is ready to see you. 223 00:11:08,041 --> 00:11:09,042 Play it cool. 224 00:11:09,751 --> 00:11:11,586 - Hey, Boss! - Mooch! 225 00:11:11,670 --> 00:11:13,213 - "Mooch"? - It's my road name. 226 00:11:13,296 --> 00:11:14,339 Who's this? 227 00:11:14,422 --> 00:11:16,174 Meet Eagle Man. He's cool. 228 00:11:16,257 --> 00:11:18,093 I rescued him from working at the mall. 229 00:11:18,176 --> 00:11:19,969 We're just looking to get on the Tundra Line. 230 00:11:20,053 --> 00:11:21,721 Fares are up, I'm afraid. 231 00:11:21,805 --> 00:11:23,682 A Rick patched that one fridge nexus. 232 00:11:23,765 --> 00:11:25,266 We've got surge pricing. 233 00:11:25,350 --> 00:11:26,768 Right, no problem. 234 00:11:26,851 --> 00:11:28,728 Whoa! I thought you didn't have a job. 235 00:11:28,812 --> 00:11:30,855 He doesn't. Get this… 236 00:11:30,939 --> 00:11:33,817 We all use the same ATM pin. 237 00:11:33,900 --> 00:11:38,196 3-8-5-2. 238 00:11:38,279 --> 00:11:39,989 That's my ATM pin! 239 00:11:40,073 --> 00:11:43,076 Mm-hmm. The road provides. 240 00:11:43,159 --> 00:11:45,370 Wait, you steal from other Jerrys? 241 00:11:45,453 --> 00:11:46,454 Maybe. 242 00:11:46,538 --> 00:11:50,500 Or maybe poor, silly Jerry was just careless with his money. 243 00:11:50,583 --> 00:11:51,918 Who would believe him anyway? 244 00:11:52,001 --> 00:11:53,378 Hey! That hurts! 245 00:11:53,461 --> 00:11:55,714 You pick this guy up in the sensitive dimension? 246 00:11:55,797 --> 00:11:58,133 - Search them both. - Hey, fuck you, pal. 247 00:11:58,216 --> 00:12:00,552 - Jerry, just relax! - Well, this guy sucks! 248 00:12:00,635 --> 00:12:03,346 Seriously, Mooch. Where did you pick him up? 249 00:12:03,430 --> 00:12:05,473 You mapping new routes and keepin' 'em to yourself? 250 00:12:05,557 --> 00:12:07,392 Take it all. We just wanna pass through. 251 00:12:07,475 --> 00:12:09,060 You don't wanna mess with me, pal. 252 00:12:09,144 --> 00:12:10,979 My Rick could kick your ass. 253 00:12:11,062 --> 00:12:13,398 You little suburbs pussy. 254 00:12:13,481 --> 00:12:16,693 You shouldn't need Rick, Rick should need you. 255 00:12:16,776 --> 00:12:19,696 You just need to find his pressure points. 256 00:12:19,779 --> 00:12:21,823 Take these two back to this guy's station 257 00:12:21,906 --> 00:12:25,034 - and blacklist them both. - Alright, alright! Geez! 258 00:12:25,118 --> 00:12:26,411 Hey! Get off of me! 259 00:12:29,122 --> 00:12:30,206 Hey! 260 00:12:33,168 --> 00:12:36,296 No, no, no! They cut us off! 261 00:12:38,214 --> 00:12:40,759 I can still get home, right? 262 00:12:40,842 --> 00:12:42,385 Fuck! 263 00:12:45,180 --> 00:12:47,724 Goddamnit! I told you to play it cool! 264 00:12:47,807 --> 00:12:50,727 This was all I had, man! The road was my life! 265 00:12:50,810 --> 00:12:52,187 What about my life? 266 00:12:52,270 --> 00:12:55,231 I didn't ask for any of this, you just showed up at my house! 267 00:12:55,315 --> 00:12:58,151 Okay, okay, here's my pitch… uh, we get jobs as dock workers, 268 00:12:58,234 --> 00:12:59,986 tell them we're twins or something, 269 00:13:00,069 --> 00:13:01,821 save up for three months and move to Spain. 270 00:13:01,905 --> 00:13:04,073 We'll open a dance studio, start small, 271 00:13:04,157 --> 00:13:05,867 - but eventually… - I'm not doing any of that! 272 00:13:05,950 --> 00:13:07,202 Where even are we? 273 00:13:08,787 --> 00:13:10,330 Morty's high school? 274 00:13:10,413 --> 00:13:13,708 Yeah. This used to be my dimension. 275 00:13:13,792 --> 00:13:16,711 - The shed was my way out. - Oh, screw this! 276 00:13:16,836 --> 00:13:18,797 - Hey! Where are you going? - To our house! 277 00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:20,298 There's gotta be an exit somewhere! 278 00:13:20,381 --> 00:13:22,425 Bad idea. T-There is no house. 279 00:13:22,509 --> 00:13:24,260 You expect me to trust you? 280 00:13:24,344 --> 00:13:25,345 What was I thinking? 281 00:13:25,428 --> 00:13:27,931 That I'd become some sort of hillbilly road-sage? 282 00:13:28,014 --> 00:13:29,516 A cool prospector? 283 00:13:29,599 --> 00:13:33,353 My family loves me and I threw it away for this? 284 00:13:33,436 --> 00:13:35,438 - Stupid, Jerry. Stupid! - No, wait! 285 00:13:35,522 --> 00:13:37,357 I left my dimension because I felt unappreciated 286 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:40,568 and by the time I found my way back, Beth had remarried! 287 00:13:41,486 --> 00:13:43,279 - Oh, my God. - Yeah. 288 00:13:43,363 --> 00:13:45,824 This whole time you've been preaching about freedom 289 00:13:45,907 --> 00:13:46,991 and gettin' out there. 290 00:13:47,075 --> 00:13:49,828 But you're not brave. You have to live like this. 291 00:13:49,911 --> 00:13:52,288 You're the least cool version of me I've ever met. 292 00:13:52,372 --> 00:13:54,499 You're right, you're right, I'm a loser. 293 00:13:54,582 --> 00:13:57,377 Let's just do anything other than face my family, please? 294 00:13:59,629 --> 00:14:01,714 Hello? Oh, my God, Jerry! 295 00:14:01,798 --> 00:14:03,424 And there's two of you! 296 00:14:03,508 --> 00:14:05,385 Hi there, Paul Fleischman, CPA. 297 00:14:05,468 --> 00:14:07,679 - Hi. I'm Jerry. - It's a pleasure. 298 00:14:07,762 --> 00:14:09,848 Beth! Jerry's back! 299 00:14:09,931 --> 00:14:11,015 And another one! 300 00:14:11,099 --> 00:14:12,892 Come on in. Can I get you guys some coffee? 301 00:14:12,976 --> 00:14:15,061 I'm a tea guy myself. Earl Grey, little milk. 302 00:14:15,144 --> 00:14:16,187 - Dad? - Oh, my God! 303 00:14:16,271 --> 00:14:17,272 Jerry? 304 00:14:17,355 --> 00:14:19,274 Hi… family. 305 00:14:21,109 --> 00:14:23,236 What the fuck is going on? 306 00:14:23,319 --> 00:14:27,282 You walked out on us to dumpster dive across the multiverse? 307 00:14:27,365 --> 00:14:28,825 You resented me! 308 00:14:28,908 --> 00:14:31,786 The kids didn't respect me. Rick hates me. 309 00:14:31,870 --> 00:14:34,330 How long did it take before you even noticed I was gone? 310 00:14:34,414 --> 00:14:37,000 Oh, we noticed, asshole! Don't put that on us. 311 00:14:37,083 --> 00:14:39,127 Yeah, maybe do something worthy of our respect. 312 00:14:39,210 --> 00:14:41,379 - Like not disappearing. - Good point, Morty. 313 00:14:41,462 --> 00:14:43,882 Oh, now Rick has thoughts on abandonment? 314 00:14:43,965 --> 00:14:46,426 I just said "good point." I'm glad you left. 315 00:14:46,509 --> 00:14:48,595 Coming here was a bad idea. 316 00:14:48,678 --> 00:14:51,306 Hey! Stop disappearing for once! 317 00:14:51,389 --> 00:14:52,891 Mooch loves you guys. 318 00:14:52,974 --> 00:14:54,642 You're all he talks about out there. 319 00:14:54,726 --> 00:14:57,312 - Morty, you love to eat bugs… - Sure do! 320 00:14:57,395 --> 00:14:59,814 …and Summer, you hate showering. 321 00:14:59,898 --> 00:15:02,025 Not as much anymore, I've actually been working on it. 322 00:15:02,108 --> 00:15:03,359 Aw, honey! 323 00:15:04,736 --> 00:15:07,947 It's true. I miss you guys so much. 324 00:15:08,031 --> 00:15:10,825 I mean, after wandering around a bit, I did come back. 325 00:15:10,909 --> 00:15:14,454 But Beth had met Paul and you all seemed so happy. 326 00:15:14,537 --> 00:15:15,830 We are happy. 327 00:15:15,914 --> 00:15:17,582 But that doesn't mean we hate you. 328 00:15:17,665 --> 00:15:19,375 I mean, we hate you a little bit. 329 00:15:19,459 --> 00:15:20,919 Yeah, P-Paul's pretty cool. 330 00:15:21,002 --> 00:15:23,421 I-I don't wanna say we "won the breakup" but… 331 00:15:23,504 --> 00:15:27,133 Guys, don't pile on! Jerry's trying to apologize! 332 00:15:27,216 --> 00:15:28,551 No, I deserve it. 333 00:15:28,635 --> 00:15:30,261 I thought you took me for granted, 334 00:15:30,345 --> 00:15:32,305 but it was the other way around. 335 00:15:33,723 --> 00:15:35,475 - Rick. - Here we go. 336 00:15:35,558 --> 00:15:38,019 I promised Jerry I'd get him home. 337 00:15:38,102 --> 00:15:40,438 - Is there any way… - Address? 338 00:15:41,022 --> 00:15:42,982 Oh, uh… 339 00:15:44,359 --> 00:15:47,195 Is it a number? Or like a lot of letters? 340 00:15:47,278 --> 00:15:48,279 Uh-oh. 341 00:15:48,363 --> 00:15:52,033 We say "Parmesan" weird, like "Parmee-sian." 342 00:15:52,116 --> 00:15:54,077 D-Does your portal gun use keywords? 343 00:15:54,911 --> 00:15:56,996 We could go door-to-door? 344 00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:58,456 We cannot go door-to-door. 345 00:15:58,539 --> 00:16:00,208 Hey, maybe we… we just get back on the road? 346 00:16:00,291 --> 00:16:02,669 There's a shed by the high school, we'll… we'll show you. 347 00:16:02,752 --> 00:16:05,838 If these guys try to kill me in the shed, I will not hold back. 348 00:16:05,922 --> 00:16:07,715 - Fair's fair. - I'll be mean about it. 349 00:16:07,799 --> 00:16:08,925 Mean deaths. 350 00:16:09,008 --> 00:16:11,135 - Can you blame me for leaving? - No, I get it. 351 00:16:11,219 --> 00:16:13,680 It was really great to see you guys. 352 00:16:13,763 --> 00:16:15,390 Thanks for taking care of them, Paul. 353 00:16:15,473 --> 00:16:17,934 It's your family, Jerry. I'm just living in it. 354 00:16:18,017 --> 00:16:20,144 Bye, Jer. See you around. 355 00:16:21,187 --> 00:16:22,230 Let's go. 356 00:16:23,690 --> 00:16:26,442 The only way back to your reality is through Grand Central. 357 00:16:26,526 --> 00:16:28,987 Those Bandana Jerrys will be on the lookout for us. 358 00:16:29,070 --> 00:16:31,656 I know. But I've got an idea. 359 00:16:34,117 --> 00:16:35,535 Leave my reality. 360 00:16:37,954 --> 00:16:39,789 Oh, hey, guys. 361 00:16:39,872 --> 00:16:42,333 Oh! Uh, hi… Jerry. 362 00:16:42,417 --> 00:16:44,460 Loving the, uh, five o'clock shadow. 363 00:16:44,544 --> 00:16:48,381 And I love your… bandana. 364 00:16:51,718 --> 00:16:53,469 They're onto us! Run! 365 00:16:53,553 --> 00:16:56,597 Stop them! It's Mooch and that other guy! 366 00:16:57,348 --> 00:16:58,349 My beans! 367 00:16:58,433 --> 00:16:59,600 - Where am I going? - Couch! 368 00:16:59,684 --> 00:17:01,185 Rick's "lost remote control" nexus! 369 00:17:03,146 --> 00:17:04,897 Dive, dive, dive! 370 00:17:06,441 --> 00:17:07,859 Boss! We got a problem! 371 00:17:08,776 --> 00:17:10,028 What the hell? 372 00:17:10,903 --> 00:17:12,739 You fucked up now, Mooch. 373 00:17:12,822 --> 00:17:14,323 You should've just stayed off the road. 374 00:17:14,407 --> 00:17:15,992 Damn it! He knows all the exits. 375 00:17:16,075 --> 00:17:18,870 This is a dream. This is some kind of weird hallucination. 376 00:17:18,953 --> 00:17:20,455 I-I ate too many mushrooms. 377 00:17:20,538 --> 00:17:22,290 - Excuse me? - Back to the couch! 378 00:18:10,379 --> 00:18:11,714 Hey! Not cool, man! 379 00:18:11,798 --> 00:18:13,716 I'll never stop chasing you, Mooch! 380 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:15,176 The road is mine! 381 00:18:15,259 --> 00:18:16,761 Shit! This guy is persistent! 382 00:18:16,844 --> 00:18:19,305 He'd probably really thrive at American Eagle. 383 00:18:19,388 --> 00:18:21,182 I-I got an idea. 384 00:18:21,265 --> 00:18:22,809 It's risky, but do you trust me? 385 00:18:22,892 --> 00:18:24,936 Hey, I'm you, brother. 386 00:18:27,772 --> 00:18:30,483 I'm so glad making the mouse big didn't kill it! 387 00:18:30,566 --> 00:18:32,235 It eventually might. 388 00:18:32,318 --> 00:18:34,570 It's-it's-it's like big dogs, or Andre The Giant… 389 00:18:34,654 --> 00:18:37,073 Stop, stop, the mouse is gonna be okay! 390 00:18:38,533 --> 00:18:40,284 Those doubling-back sons of bitches! 391 00:18:40,368 --> 00:18:42,203 Oh, B-Boss, you just missed it. 392 00:18:42,286 --> 00:18:44,372 Those guys came by on a giant mouse. 393 00:18:44,455 --> 00:18:46,582 You're fucking useless, you know that? 394 00:18:46,666 --> 00:18:50,128 Ow! T-That… That cool jacket changed you, Jerry! 395 00:18:50,211 --> 00:18:51,754 You're a mean guy now! 396 00:18:51,838 --> 00:18:54,090 And you pull me out of my chairs too much! 397 00:18:54,173 --> 00:18:56,300 - Hey! - Get the golf cart! 398 00:18:57,218 --> 00:18:58,219 Hey! 399 00:19:02,265 --> 00:19:03,266 There they are! 400 00:19:03,349 --> 00:19:04,350 Quick, come on! 401 00:19:06,144 --> 00:19:07,770 I'm gonna kill you, Mooch! 402 00:19:07,854 --> 00:19:09,564 And then I'm gonna fuck your wife! 403 00:19:09,647 --> 00:19:12,024 Good luck! She's married! 404 00:19:12,733 --> 00:19:15,153 It's Jerrys like you that make me sick! 405 00:19:15,236 --> 00:19:16,696 Why can't you just stay home? 406 00:19:16,779 --> 00:19:18,197 I'm trying! 407 00:19:19,282 --> 00:19:21,117 You guys suck! You're weak! 408 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:24,662 Not like me, I'm cool! I'm nothing like you! 409 00:19:24,745 --> 00:19:26,038 He's got a gun? 410 00:19:30,084 --> 00:19:33,921 No! No! 411 00:19:39,886 --> 00:19:41,470 Happy trails, bitch. 412 00:19:42,555 --> 00:19:44,515 Think those other Jerrys will be okay? 413 00:19:44,599 --> 00:19:46,893 Will we? I think I maybe just killed a guy. 414 00:19:46,976 --> 00:19:48,394 You can't think about it. 415 00:19:48,477 --> 00:19:52,231 It's the one thing I've learned, you can't think about it. 416 00:19:55,526 --> 00:19:56,986 Well. This is me. 417 00:19:57,069 --> 00:19:59,197 Nice place you got here. 418 00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:00,281 Thanks. 419 00:20:00,364 --> 00:20:02,617 So, what are you gonna do now? 420 00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:04,327 You could hang out here for a bit. 421 00:20:04,410 --> 00:20:06,746 I-I can always have Beth buy more cereal. 422 00:20:07,538 --> 00:20:10,124 I've eaten on someone else's tab long enough. 423 00:20:10,208 --> 00:20:12,084 Besides, maybe Boss Jerry's gone now 424 00:20:12,168 --> 00:20:13,836 and the road can open back up. 425 00:20:15,838 --> 00:20:17,340 Hell of a trip, Eagle Man. 426 00:20:17,423 --> 00:20:18,591 See you around, Mooch. 427 00:20:21,594 --> 00:20:25,431 What the hell? Guys! I found him! He was in the bedroom! 428 00:20:25,514 --> 00:20:27,016 I-I thought I checked in here. 429 00:20:27,099 --> 00:20:28,476 You guys were looking for me? 430 00:20:28,559 --> 00:20:29,977 Okay, good, you found him. 431 00:20:30,061 --> 00:20:31,437 Told you I didn't compost his ass. 432 00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:32,980 God, get blamed for everything. 433 00:20:33,064 --> 00:20:34,649 We were so worried about you, Jerry. 434 00:20:34,732 --> 00:20:36,400 You missed Morty mating with an octopus. 435 00:20:36,484 --> 00:20:37,902 It'll probably happen again. 436 00:20:37,985 --> 00:20:39,654 What were you even doing up here? 437 00:20:39,737 --> 00:20:43,449 Oh, you know, just taking some "me" time. 438 00:20:43,532 --> 00:20:44,533 Gross! 439 00:20:44,617 --> 00:20:47,370 Well, I wasn't jerking off, if that's what you're implying. 440 00:20:47,453 --> 00:20:48,454 Ew, what the fuck? 441 00:20:48,537 --> 00:20:50,206 Who said that? You just look grody! 442 00:20:50,289 --> 00:20:52,333 Yeah, y-you need to get out more, Dad. 443 00:20:58,547 --> 00:21:01,008 - What the fuck was that? - Uh, nothing. 444 00:21:06,430 --> 00:21:08,683 A guy like you might be good for ya. 445 00:21:48,764 --> 00:21:50,725 I-I think I saw a yak out there. 446 00:21:50,808 --> 00:21:52,852 If I capture it and keep it alive, 447 00:21:52,935 --> 00:21:55,021 I should be able to drink its piss for two weeks. 448 00:21:55,104 --> 00:21:56,647 Probably even three. 449 00:21:56,731 --> 00:21:57,982 Hey, Dad, have you seen the… 450 00:21:58,065 --> 00:21:59,859 Oh, God, Jesus! Come on, Dad! 451 00:21:59,942 --> 00:22:01,360 What? It's the culture of the show! 452 00:22:01,444 --> 00:22:03,112 You're supposed to watch it naked! 453 00:22:03,195 --> 00:22:05,948 It is the culture of the show, honey. 454 00:22:06,032 --> 00:22:08,784 Guys! We all use those couches! 455 00:22:12,288 --> 00:22:14,081 You're so right about this guy. 456 00:22:15,374 --> 00:22:16,584 Turn it up. 457 00:22:18,169 --> 00:22:19,628 Did you get any of that?