1 00:00:04,585 --> 00:00:07,796 I gotta ask, is someone requesting pancakes? 2 00:00:07,880 --> 00:00:10,382 'Cause it feels like we eat them all the time. 3 00:00:13,802 --> 00:00:15,846 It just says "The Hospital." 4 00:00:15,929 --> 00:00:17,306 Bold caller ID. 5 00:00:17,389 --> 00:00:19,141 Hello? Oh. 6 00:00:19,224 --> 00:00:20,684 Hey, Junior. 7 00:00:21,351 --> 00:00:24,188 Aw, jeez. Okay, yeah. 8 00:00:24,271 --> 00:00:25,481 Bye. 9 00:00:25,564 --> 00:00:26,732 That was my son. 10 00:00:28,358 --> 00:00:29,651 Morty Jr., 11 00:00:29,735 --> 00:00:31,779 with the hands coming out of his head. 12 00:00:31,862 --> 00:00:34,573 Oh, fuck that guy! 13 00:00:34,656 --> 00:00:36,241 - Boo. - Guys, come on. 14 00:00:36,325 --> 00:00:38,702 Morty, he wrote a New York Times bestseller 15 00:00:38,786 --> 00:00:40,412 about what a bad dad you are. 16 00:00:40,496 --> 00:00:42,706 It made us look bad for raising you. 17 00:00:42,790 --> 00:00:45,876 From one writer to another, the guy is a hack piece of shit! 18 00:00:45,959 --> 00:00:48,003 It's okay to hate your kids, Morty. 19 00:00:48,087 --> 00:00:50,005 But he called from the hospital. 20 00:00:50,672 --> 00:00:51,924 You think he's dying? 21 00:00:52,007 --> 00:00:53,217 Who cares? 22 00:00:55,427 --> 00:00:56,762 Well, it's not me. 23 00:00:57,638 --> 00:01:00,933 - Oh, shit! Our table's ready. - OMG! 24 00:01:01,016 --> 00:01:02,476 Summer made me get a reservation 25 00:01:02,559 --> 00:01:04,520 for us at some dumb pre-cog restaurant. 26 00:01:04,603 --> 00:01:06,021 It's the toast of Food-Tok. 27 00:01:06,105 --> 00:01:07,856 They predetermine what you'd wanna eat 28 00:01:07,940 --> 00:01:09,233 before you even get there. 29 00:01:09,316 --> 00:01:11,276 Time to see if this place is worth having to go to it. 30 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:12,486 It'll beat this shit. 31 00:01:13,195 --> 00:01:14,613 Opa! 32 00:01:14,696 --> 00:01:17,574 And hey, Morty, sorry about your terrible son. 33 00:01:17,658 --> 00:01:19,827 I say let him die alone in that hospital bed. 34 00:01:21,036 --> 00:01:22,788 Damn. Rule of threes, huh? 35 00:01:22,871 --> 00:01:25,124 Oh, my vibrator! 36 00:01:25,207 --> 00:01:26,458 Sorry, honey. 37 00:01:26,542 --> 00:01:27,793 Our vibrator. 38 00:01:28,961 --> 00:01:31,630 What? Do you want me to pull it out and show it to you? 39 00:01:31,713 --> 00:01:33,215 - We're good. - Let's get the hell out of here. 40 00:01:33,298 --> 00:01:34,550 Jesus Christ. 41 00:02:07,541 --> 00:02:10,419 Welcome back to Downbeat The Game The Show. 42 00:02:10,502 --> 00:02:12,588 Contestants, you know the rules. 43 00:02:12,671 --> 00:02:14,673 Father, you came. 44 00:02:14,756 --> 00:02:16,133 Junior, wow. 45 00:02:16,216 --> 00:02:18,093 You got old fast. 46 00:02:18,177 --> 00:02:20,721 Well, time flies when you're a Gazorpian. 47 00:02:23,515 --> 00:02:25,309 I suppose you read the book. 48 00:02:25,392 --> 00:02:28,103 It was hard to avoid for a while. 49 00:02:28,187 --> 00:02:30,522 Yeah. You said some tough stuff 50 00:02:30,606 --> 00:02:32,065 to a pretty wide audience. 51 00:02:32,149 --> 00:02:34,568 - I'm… sorry. - Hey. 52 00:02:34,651 --> 00:02:37,279 That's family… I guess. 53 00:02:37,362 --> 00:02:41,158 Can't help but notice you're… dying. 54 00:02:41,950 --> 00:02:44,203 I didn't ask you here to talk about that. 55 00:02:44,286 --> 00:02:46,872 I was hoping you would help me make peace 56 00:02:46,955 --> 00:02:48,373 with my mother. 57 00:02:48,457 --> 00:02:52,544 Oh, yeah. That might be tough. 58 00:02:53,378 --> 00:02:56,215 The thing is, your mother was… 59 00:02:56,298 --> 00:02:57,925 A semen receptacle? 60 00:02:58,008 --> 00:03:00,052 Oh, you… 61 00:03:00,135 --> 00:03:01,762 You heard, huh? 62 00:03:01,845 --> 00:03:03,972 I know she was made to process seed 63 00:03:04,056 --> 00:03:06,266 and never technically alive, but… 64 00:03:06,350 --> 00:03:08,393 I'd still like to pay my respects. 65 00:03:08,477 --> 00:03:12,606 Well, see, I'm not proud of where she ended up. 66 00:03:12,689 --> 00:03:15,275 You think I'm proud of any of my life choices? 67 00:03:15,359 --> 00:03:18,237 Yeah, I did hear about the… 68 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:20,364 the soft canceling. 69 00:03:20,447 --> 00:03:23,075 - Oh. - I didn't take any joy from it. 70 00:03:23,158 --> 00:03:26,161 You know what? Let's see what we can do. 71 00:03:29,248 --> 00:03:31,250 I love when restaurants have a big tank. 72 00:03:31,333 --> 00:03:34,002 I don't know. This aesthetic really clashes with the table buzzer. 73 00:03:34,086 --> 00:03:36,004 Smith, party of two. 74 00:03:36,088 --> 00:03:38,840 Oh my God! So worth it! 75 00:03:38,924 --> 00:03:40,217 Perfectly predicted. 76 00:03:40,300 --> 00:03:42,928 Oh, I did want this, but I never saw it coming! 77 00:03:45,430 --> 00:03:46,598 Oh, snap. The wooden balls. 78 00:03:46,682 --> 00:03:48,517 You think the cogs are behind there? 79 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:50,269 Who cares? This place is all gimmick. 80 00:03:50,352 --> 00:03:52,354 Are you grumpy about everything? 81 00:03:52,437 --> 00:03:54,690 They bring you food and you eat it. 82 00:03:54,773 --> 00:03:56,942 Ooh, that's totally us! 83 00:03:57,025 --> 00:03:58,402 What do you think I ordered? Ribs? 84 00:03:58,485 --> 00:04:00,779 No, boring. Space ribs. 85 00:04:02,614 --> 00:04:03,907 Oh, nice. 86 00:04:03,991 --> 00:04:05,409 Morlackian fawn. 87 00:04:05,492 --> 00:04:07,703 Aside its mother's tentacle. 88 00:04:09,955 --> 00:04:11,123 Pretty good. 89 00:04:11,206 --> 00:04:13,583 See? Lay it on me! 90 00:04:15,585 --> 00:04:16,962 Avocado toast? 91 00:04:17,045 --> 00:04:19,172 With cracked pepper on top. 92 00:04:19,256 --> 00:04:20,882 Okay. 93 00:04:20,966 --> 00:04:23,010 I mean, pepper's pretty normal. 94 00:04:23,093 --> 00:04:25,887 So are you. You brought us to a restaurant from the internet. 95 00:04:32,769 --> 00:04:35,480 Okay, yes. I guess I deserve this. 96 00:04:36,315 --> 00:04:37,482 You're not pranking me? 97 00:04:37,566 --> 00:04:40,444 No, no. This is where Gwendolyn was laid to rest. 98 00:04:40,527 --> 00:04:42,529 Is this your trash bin? 99 00:04:42,612 --> 00:04:46,241 Rick's garbage portal. 100 00:04:46,325 --> 00:04:47,701 Doesn't sound any better. 101 00:04:47,784 --> 00:04:49,786 Look, I told you I wasn't proud of this. 102 00:04:49,870 --> 00:04:50,954 Alright then. 103 00:04:52,998 --> 00:04:57,419 "Mother, I'm told your mouth was always open, but… 104 00:04:58,045 --> 00:04:59,963 I'm sure your heart was as well." 105 00:05:00,505 --> 00:05:02,257 Eh, who am I kidding? This sucks. 106 00:05:03,258 --> 00:05:05,719 Wait. I see you're making a move to go in. 107 00:05:05,802 --> 00:05:08,472 I will… go in first. Okay? 108 00:05:10,057 --> 00:05:13,101 How much stuff does your grandfather throw away? 109 00:05:13,185 --> 00:05:14,811 A lot. He likes to get drunk 110 00:05:14,895 --> 00:05:16,730 and invent stuff that doesn't make any sense. 111 00:05:16,813 --> 00:05:18,148 Pretty wasteful. 112 00:05:18,231 --> 00:05:20,525 Yeah. That's why Rick built Salva-tron, 113 00:05:20,609 --> 00:05:22,736 a self-replicating system that filters the trash 114 00:05:22,819 --> 00:05:24,196 for anything valuable. 115 00:05:24,279 --> 00:05:26,740 They're coming over. Just a formality. 116 00:05:26,823 --> 00:05:29,493 Value detected. Value detected. 117 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:33,663 Hesitancy detected? 118 00:05:33,747 --> 00:05:34,873 Yeah. What's up? 119 00:05:35,540 --> 00:05:37,709 It's just if I find anything of value, 120 00:05:37,793 --> 00:05:39,753 I have to tell Rick about it. 121 00:05:39,836 --> 00:05:41,046 Okay. 122 00:05:41,129 --> 00:05:44,091 And, you know, talking to Rick can be dicey. 123 00:05:44,174 --> 00:05:46,593 I mean, the last Salva-tron found a bag of diamonds 124 00:05:46,676 --> 00:05:49,346 and Rick yelled at them about how diamonds are bullshit. 125 00:05:49,429 --> 00:05:52,140 Right, but I'm his grandson. 126 00:05:52,224 --> 00:05:54,643 How do I know he didn't throw his grandson away? 127 00:05:54,726 --> 00:05:56,978 Sorry, pal, but I can't risk it. 128 00:05:57,062 --> 00:05:59,648 Good news is you will look like trash when I'm done. 129 00:06:00,190 --> 00:06:01,566 Run! 130 00:06:01,650 --> 00:06:03,443 How was that good news? 131 00:06:05,821 --> 00:06:07,656 Even the plate tastes good. 132 00:06:07,739 --> 00:06:09,157 What's the story with dessert? 133 00:06:09,241 --> 00:06:12,285 Can I just ask for lava cake, or do I have to think it at them? 134 00:06:12,953 --> 00:06:14,871 Alright. I'll try it. 135 00:06:14,955 --> 00:06:16,623 Maybe I'm missing something. 136 00:06:19,626 --> 00:06:22,045 No! It's just fucking avocado toast! 137 00:06:22,129 --> 00:06:23,880 And the avocado's not even that ripe. 138 00:06:25,590 --> 00:06:26,800 Summer… 139 00:06:26,883 --> 00:06:29,177 This place runs on future predicty pre-cog bullshit. 140 00:06:29,261 --> 00:06:30,595 You don't wanna get caught up in that. 141 00:06:32,806 --> 00:06:33,890 I'm gonna say something. 142 00:06:33,974 --> 00:06:36,893 No! Summer! You're not Morty. I can't just grab you. 143 00:06:38,186 --> 00:06:39,646 Which one of you assholes… 144 00:06:39,729 --> 00:06:40,730 …did this to me? 145 00:06:40,814 --> 00:06:41,982 Hey, no finishing my sentences. 146 00:06:42,065 --> 00:06:43,358 You're wrong about me. 147 00:06:43,442 --> 00:06:45,110 I want hype, sophisticated space food 148 00:06:45,193 --> 00:06:46,903 with an element of cruelty in its preparation. 149 00:06:46,987 --> 00:06:48,029 Come on, Sum-Sum. 150 00:06:48,113 --> 00:06:49,906 They're clearly luring us into some complicated, 151 00:06:49,990 --> 00:06:52,826 12-steps-ahead examination of determinism and causality. 152 00:06:52,909 --> 00:06:55,328 Anything you do here pulls us further into their bullshit. 153 00:06:55,412 --> 00:06:56,872 - I'm… - …more complex than that! 154 00:06:56,955 --> 00:06:58,248 - I said stop that! - I said stop that! 155 00:06:58,748 --> 00:07:00,125 You guys think you know everything. 156 00:07:00,208 --> 00:07:02,461 With your big heads and slimming bodysuits. 157 00:07:02,544 --> 00:07:05,338 But maybe you won't see this! 158 00:07:06,173 --> 00:07:07,340 Ow! Fuck! 159 00:07:07,424 --> 00:07:09,593 Jesus, Summer! You hit it with a pan? 160 00:07:09,676 --> 00:07:12,554 I thought it would see it coming. I even teed it up a little. 161 00:07:12,637 --> 00:07:14,764 Summer Smith, come out with your hands up! 162 00:07:14,848 --> 00:07:15,849 You are under arrest! 163 00:07:15,932 --> 00:07:17,267 How'd the cops get here so fast? 164 00:07:17,350 --> 00:07:19,686 - They obviously… - …called in a tip ahead of time. 165 00:07:20,270 --> 00:07:23,523 You like that? You like us saying the same thing at the same time? 166 00:07:23,607 --> 00:07:25,150 'Cause that could be the whole story, Summer. 167 00:07:25,233 --> 00:07:26,485 Except it won't because… 168 00:07:26,568 --> 00:07:28,111 …the cops are surrounding us! 169 00:07:28,195 --> 00:07:30,113 Shut up! We're stuck in this now. 170 00:07:30,197 --> 00:07:32,449 The only reason I haven't burned this place to the ground is because 171 00:07:32,532 --> 00:07:34,034 the cogs probably want that! 172 00:07:34,117 --> 00:07:36,786 Rick Sanchez will realize the cogs are a better hang. 173 00:07:36,870 --> 00:07:38,580 What? That'd only be true if… 174 00:07:38,663 --> 00:07:40,373 The cogs only want what he wants. 175 00:07:41,166 --> 00:07:43,251 Okay. What do I want? 176 00:07:43,335 --> 00:07:45,045 Dessert! It is already ordered. 177 00:07:45,128 --> 00:07:46,713 To a cool safehouse. 178 00:07:46,796 --> 00:07:47,797 I'm listening. 179 00:07:47,881 --> 00:07:49,883 You're flipping sides over dessert? 180 00:07:49,966 --> 00:07:50,967 Hey, I liked my meal. 181 00:07:51,051 --> 00:07:53,011 But this is exactly what you said they'd do to me. 182 00:07:53,094 --> 00:07:54,763 Yeah, and you got us into this mess. 183 00:07:54,846 --> 00:07:57,807 New plan, Summer. We're taking these cogs to go! 184 00:07:59,476 --> 00:08:02,646 Come back! Maybe I just need to scan you again. 185 00:08:06,191 --> 00:08:08,193 Guys? Hello? 186 00:08:08,777 --> 00:08:10,529 I see a bunch of rubble. 187 00:08:10,612 --> 00:08:12,906 Is it safe to say I killed you? 188 00:08:13,782 --> 00:08:16,868 Salva-tron, you've done it again! 189 00:08:19,621 --> 00:08:20,622 Junior! 190 00:08:20,705 --> 00:08:22,457 Oh, God! Are you okay? 191 00:08:22,541 --> 00:08:24,626 I hope I didn't speed up your death. 192 00:08:24,709 --> 00:08:27,295 I'm alright… I think. 193 00:08:27,379 --> 00:08:29,548 Is that a walking pizza box? 194 00:08:29,631 --> 00:08:31,550 It's not safe here. Come quickly! 195 00:08:32,384 --> 00:08:34,344 We call it Garbtopia because it's made of garbage. 196 00:08:34,427 --> 00:08:35,428 Yeah, I got it. 197 00:08:35,512 --> 00:08:37,889 So Salva-tron's just been attacking everything? 198 00:08:37,973 --> 00:08:40,976 If it's all garbage, there's no need to tell Rick. 199 00:08:41,059 --> 00:08:43,770 Look at all these eclectic survivors. 200 00:08:43,853 --> 00:08:47,148 Yeah, there was a while where Rick's inventions could all walk and talk. 201 00:08:47,232 --> 00:08:49,651 Hey, big boy. Wanna drain that python? 202 00:08:49,734 --> 00:08:51,695 Eh, it was a short period. 203 00:08:51,778 --> 00:08:53,572 Hey, we're looking for someone. 204 00:08:53,655 --> 00:08:54,739 Can you help us? 205 00:08:55,323 --> 00:08:57,284 I think I saw her in the graveyard! 206 00:08:59,077 --> 00:09:00,495 Down that tunnel over there! 207 00:09:00,579 --> 00:09:02,956 Oh, and the pizza points the way. 208 00:09:03,039 --> 00:09:05,959 Wish you hadn't shit it on the ground. I'm kinda hungry. 209 00:09:06,042 --> 00:09:07,210 Junior? 210 00:09:07,294 --> 00:09:08,670 Gobliniduss! 211 00:09:08,753 --> 00:09:10,672 Claim your magic power! 212 00:09:11,256 --> 00:09:12,882 - But how do I find it? - But how do I find it? 213 00:09:12,966 --> 00:09:15,802 Brave little goblin, all alone 214 00:09:15,885 --> 00:09:18,888 No parents here to raise you 215 00:09:18,972 --> 00:09:21,641 Go, little goblin, leave that home 216 00:09:21,725 --> 00:09:24,477 Your magic will amaze you 217 00:09:24,561 --> 00:09:26,855 It's the Enchanted Goblin series. 218 00:09:26,938 --> 00:09:28,815 Yeah, it's like our bible down here. 219 00:09:28,898 --> 00:09:31,026 I wrote Enchanted Goblin. 220 00:09:31,109 --> 00:09:32,527 All seven books! 221 00:09:34,362 --> 00:09:36,990 I guess you really enjoyed that box set I sent you. 222 00:09:37,073 --> 00:09:38,617 We have a complicated relationship! 223 00:09:38,700 --> 00:09:41,328 No, no, my first book wouldn't exactly have left you 224 00:09:41,411 --> 00:09:42,871 aching for more. 225 00:09:42,954 --> 00:09:44,748 That's all in the past, son. 226 00:09:44,831 --> 00:09:47,042 I'm glad we're on this adventure together. 227 00:09:47,125 --> 00:09:50,295 Now, what do you say we go see your dead mom? 228 00:09:52,922 --> 00:09:54,633 Summer Smith, two o'clock. 229 00:09:54,716 --> 00:09:56,760 She complains about you having a good time. 230 00:09:56,843 --> 00:09:59,220 Don't get in the water. I need a dry person to hand me things. 231 00:09:59,304 --> 00:10:00,597 We've been here for hours. 232 00:10:00,680 --> 00:10:02,641 By design. It's called holing up. 233 00:10:02,724 --> 00:10:05,769 Relax. Have some of the giant éclair they knew would delight me. 234 00:10:05,852 --> 00:10:07,937 It really is so fun that it's big. 235 00:10:08,021 --> 00:10:09,814 Summer Smith will not relax. 236 00:10:09,898 --> 00:10:12,484 Yeah, because Rick's hanging with you guys instead of me. 237 00:10:12,567 --> 00:10:15,028 Summer, you threw a pan at them and they took us to a pool. 238 00:10:15,111 --> 00:10:17,364 The cogs are great. Check this out. 239 00:10:21,201 --> 00:10:23,286 See this? We didn't rehearse it at all. 240 00:10:23,370 --> 00:10:25,914 So much for being "trapped" in its cog bullshit. 241 00:10:25,997 --> 00:10:27,957 Weren't you all worried about its endgame? 242 00:10:28,041 --> 00:10:30,043 Summer, this is its endgame. It loves me. 243 00:10:30,126 --> 00:10:32,253 And if it wanted to be free, it could leave at any time it wants. 244 00:10:32,337 --> 00:10:33,755 Open door policy. 245 00:10:33,838 --> 00:10:34,839 - Gasp! - Oh, come on, 246 00:10:34,923 --> 00:10:36,508 like you didn't know I'd do that? 247 00:10:36,591 --> 00:10:37,842 Why are you sulking? 248 00:10:37,926 --> 00:10:39,636 You wanted to be at a restaurant with cogs. 249 00:10:39,719 --> 00:10:41,429 This is nominally different at best. 250 00:10:41,513 --> 00:10:43,640 I wanted to be at a restaurant with you! 251 00:10:43,723 --> 00:10:45,934 I just wanted you to try some cool shit with me. 252 00:10:46,017 --> 00:10:48,895 Summer! You wanted me on this dumb hang because, deep down, 253 00:10:48,978 --> 00:10:50,438 you think you know what I want. 254 00:10:50,522 --> 00:10:53,400 This thing actually knows before I even want it. 255 00:10:53,483 --> 00:10:56,069 Wow! The éclair's good wet, too. 256 00:10:56,152 --> 00:10:58,697 Rick does Jell-O shots! Rick does Jell-O shots! 257 00:10:58,780 --> 00:11:00,240 These cogs know what's up! 258 00:11:01,032 --> 00:11:02,742 Jell-O shot delivery. 259 00:11:02,826 --> 00:11:04,160 Can you grab 'em, Summer? 260 00:11:04,244 --> 00:11:06,329 This is why it's good to have someone out of the pool. 261 00:11:06,413 --> 00:11:08,415 - I… - …hate these cog assholes! 262 00:11:09,541 --> 00:11:10,834 I love you guys. 263 00:11:10,917 --> 00:11:12,544 Shots! Shots! Shots! 264 00:11:13,378 --> 00:11:14,546 My God. 265 00:11:14,629 --> 00:11:15,672 Yeah. 266 00:11:15,755 --> 00:11:19,718 I guess one man's trash is another man's beautiful… 267 00:11:19,801 --> 00:11:20,885 cemetery? 268 00:11:20,969 --> 00:11:23,555 Looks like there's a sex robot section over that way. 269 00:11:27,183 --> 00:11:28,601 There she is. 270 00:11:31,354 --> 00:11:32,439 Hello, Mother. 271 00:11:32,981 --> 00:11:34,482 It's me, your baby boy. 272 00:11:35,108 --> 00:11:36,651 I wish I could've known you. 273 00:11:36,735 --> 00:11:39,571 She was… the finest I ever had. 274 00:11:39,654 --> 00:11:40,822 Well, top three. 275 00:11:40,905 --> 00:11:43,533 - Top five at least. - Oh, top five, eh? 276 00:11:43,616 --> 00:11:45,535 There's a lot more than five too! 277 00:11:45,618 --> 00:11:47,162 It's high praise. 278 00:11:47,245 --> 00:11:48,788 Your mom could really throw it back. 279 00:11:48,872 --> 00:11:52,208 Oh, I know a thing or two about ranking whom I've slept with. 280 00:11:52,292 --> 00:11:54,043 Oh, yeah? 281 00:11:54,127 --> 00:11:57,338 Two words: Heather Locklear. 282 00:11:57,422 --> 00:11:58,715 That's my boy! 283 00:11:58,798 --> 00:12:00,341 Thank you for bringing me here… 284 00:12:00,425 --> 00:12:01,426 Dad. 285 00:12:01,509 --> 00:12:03,136 You're welcome, son. 286 00:12:03,219 --> 00:12:04,512 I'm happy we did this. 287 00:12:04,596 --> 00:12:07,891 So are we! 288 00:12:07,974 --> 00:12:09,392 God! Who are you? 289 00:12:09,476 --> 00:12:10,477 Let us go! 290 00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:12,645 I am that which should not be! 291 00:12:12,729 --> 00:12:15,440 I am the trash of the trash! 292 00:12:15,523 --> 00:12:17,609 They don't let me live with everyone else. 293 00:12:18,151 --> 00:12:20,737 Human boy, Rick spawn, 294 00:12:20,820 --> 00:12:23,990 I know you can open the door to the up-above! 295 00:12:24,073 --> 00:12:25,575 Salva-tron will kill us up there! 296 00:12:25,658 --> 00:12:27,619 I'll take my chances. 297 00:12:27,702 --> 00:12:29,162 I'm sorry, Junior. 298 00:12:29,245 --> 00:12:31,122 I was a horrible father! 299 00:12:31,206 --> 00:12:33,666 I didn't understand the consequences of anything! 300 00:12:33,750 --> 00:12:35,919 And now this thing's gonna kill us 301 00:12:36,002 --> 00:12:37,420 when you were already dying. 302 00:12:37,504 --> 00:12:39,005 I'm the fucking worst! 303 00:12:39,088 --> 00:12:41,883 - Well, I'm not actually dying. - What? 304 00:12:41,966 --> 00:12:44,260 You just sort of inferred, projected, really. 305 00:12:44,344 --> 00:12:46,429 I never said out loud I was dying. 306 00:12:46,513 --> 00:12:48,765 - What? - I needed material for my new book! 307 00:12:48,848 --> 00:12:50,517 A sequel to My Horrible Father. 308 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:51,976 It's my only book that made money! 309 00:12:52,060 --> 00:12:54,479 Let me punch him! Let me punch my asshole son! 310 00:12:54,562 --> 00:12:56,022 You're both assholes! 311 00:12:56,105 --> 00:12:59,275 That conversation you just had about ranking women was gross. 312 00:12:59,359 --> 00:13:00,985 It was trash planet talk! 313 00:13:01,069 --> 00:13:02,403 So is this! 314 00:13:03,738 --> 00:13:06,199 No! Junior! Junior! 315 00:13:06,282 --> 00:13:09,369 Just another day in Garbtopia. 316 00:13:09,452 --> 00:13:10,537 Let's ride! 317 00:13:10,620 --> 00:13:11,830 No! 318 00:13:12,372 --> 00:13:13,456 You suck! 319 00:13:13,540 --> 00:13:16,417 My kid sucked too, but I didn't want him to die. 320 00:13:16,501 --> 00:13:19,504 Shut up! Open it with your meat paddle! 321 00:13:19,587 --> 00:13:20,713 No! 322 00:13:23,258 --> 00:13:25,134 Looks like we got a Scenario 3 here, Morty. 323 00:13:25,218 --> 00:13:27,178 You're clearly leading some kind of trash rebellion. 324 00:13:27,262 --> 00:13:28,555 Or something is wearing your skin. 325 00:13:28,638 --> 00:13:29,639 I don't know. 326 00:13:29,722 --> 00:13:31,474 I only recorded three scenarios, and the other two 327 00:13:31,558 --> 00:13:33,268 are about you doing a "Goonies." 328 00:13:33,351 --> 00:13:35,937 Anyway, talk to Salva-tron. They'll sort this out. 329 00:13:37,105 --> 00:13:38,773 No! Not Salva-tron! 330 00:13:38,857 --> 00:13:40,525 Rick! It's not a Scenario 3! 331 00:13:40,608 --> 00:13:43,403 No! Make that ladder come down! 332 00:13:43,486 --> 00:13:45,488 I'm trying! I don't wanna be here either! 333 00:13:45,572 --> 00:13:47,907 Aw, man! You're still alive? 334 00:13:47,991 --> 00:13:49,826 And what's this fucking thing? 335 00:13:49,909 --> 00:13:51,536 This is not good for me. 336 00:13:51,619 --> 00:13:54,122 No! I have to get back 337 00:13:54,205 --> 00:13:56,583 to my wife! 338 00:13:59,335 --> 00:14:00,336 Ah, shit! 339 00:14:00,420 --> 00:14:02,422 Crawl out farther so I can shoot you! 340 00:14:02,505 --> 00:14:03,965 Why would I do that? 341 00:14:04,924 --> 00:14:06,593 Fine. I'll do it myself. 342 00:14:07,927 --> 00:14:08,970 Seriously? 343 00:14:09,053 --> 00:14:11,055 This trash is not sturdy! 344 00:14:11,139 --> 00:14:13,683 Alright, I'm actually gonna go check this time. 345 00:14:15,435 --> 00:14:16,978 There's tunnels down here? 346 00:14:17,061 --> 00:14:18,563 Aw, jeez! 347 00:14:19,981 --> 00:14:21,149 Yoo-hoo! 348 00:14:23,693 --> 00:14:26,571 Talk about "value detected." 349 00:14:30,408 --> 00:14:32,911 She had more value than you could ever know. 350 00:14:32,994 --> 00:14:34,662 Junior! You're alive? 351 00:14:34,746 --> 00:14:36,915 Courtesy of my loyal fans here. 352 00:14:36,998 --> 00:14:39,709 These autograph hounds found me dying in the cemetery, 353 00:14:39,751 --> 00:14:41,336 patched me up, and tunneled us to you. 354 00:14:41,419 --> 00:14:43,588 You really found your audience, huh? 355 00:14:43,671 --> 00:14:46,090 I'm sorry for trying to sell you out again. 356 00:14:46,174 --> 00:14:48,509 The only thing that ever made me valuable was… 357 00:14:49,218 --> 00:14:50,261 trashing you. 358 00:14:52,221 --> 00:14:53,723 I'm so broke, Dad. 359 00:14:53,806 --> 00:14:55,892 There's so many paternity lawsuits, 360 00:14:55,975 --> 00:14:58,603 and let's just say The New Yorker has been sniffing around… 361 00:14:58,686 --> 00:15:00,688 Listen, Salva-tron knows about the tunnels. 362 00:15:00,772 --> 00:15:02,106 We got to warn everyone! 363 00:15:02,190 --> 00:15:04,859 Also, can you sign this now? 364 00:15:06,486 --> 00:15:07,820 What the…? 365 00:15:07,904 --> 00:15:09,030 Hello? 366 00:15:09,113 --> 00:15:12,075 Summer, I think the cogs drugged me and bailed. 367 00:15:12,909 --> 00:15:13,910 Summer? 368 00:15:15,411 --> 00:15:16,537 Summer! 369 00:15:18,623 --> 00:15:20,375 Summer Smith drugs the cogs! 370 00:15:20,458 --> 00:15:22,293 Summer Smith drugs the cogs! 371 00:15:22,377 --> 00:15:23,544 Picked up on that, huh? 372 00:15:23,628 --> 00:15:25,505 Like you didn't know this was coming? 373 00:15:27,215 --> 00:15:28,925 Summer Smith gets us killed! 374 00:15:29,008 --> 00:15:32,011 That's right! Or the cogs tell the truth. 375 00:15:32,095 --> 00:15:34,138 - Is avocado toast what I wanted? - What? 376 00:15:35,223 --> 00:15:37,266 Is avocado toast what I wanted? 377 00:15:37,350 --> 00:15:39,143 Okay, okay, it wasn't. 378 00:15:39,227 --> 00:15:41,604 - And I'm a good hang. - You are! 379 00:15:41,688 --> 00:15:44,107 You were right! We used you to get to your grandpa 380 00:15:44,190 --> 00:15:45,483 - to get to you! - Damn right! 381 00:15:45,566 --> 00:15:48,027 I knew I wasn't a basic avocado-ass bitch. 382 00:15:48,111 --> 00:15:49,862 So let's just get to where you want to get 383 00:15:49,946 --> 00:15:51,948 so I can be free of this story. 384 00:15:52,031 --> 00:15:53,116 We're down. 385 00:15:53,199 --> 00:15:54,200 Oh shit! 386 00:15:54,283 --> 00:15:55,660 Give me back my cogs! 387 00:15:55,743 --> 00:15:58,538 Sorry, Grandpa! You said not to get caught up in cog bullshit, 388 00:15:58,621 --> 00:16:00,498 so I'm doing the opposite of that! 389 00:16:00,581 --> 00:16:01,916 This isn't the opposite of that! 390 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,502 Summer Smith makes a hard right in two seconds. 391 00:16:04,585 --> 00:16:05,878 But that's a billboard. 392 00:16:05,962 --> 00:16:08,464 - She makes a hard right. - I'm trusting you guys. 393 00:16:10,174 --> 00:16:12,343 Holy shit, you guys are amazing. 394 00:16:12,427 --> 00:16:14,470 You don't deserve my bald little beauties! 395 00:16:14,554 --> 00:16:16,180 She does a barrel roll! 396 00:16:20,810 --> 00:16:21,978 You're ruining this, Summer! 397 00:16:22,061 --> 00:16:25,481 All that future predicty cog nonsense was finally working for me. 398 00:16:26,983 --> 00:16:28,860 I thought you wanted to hang out today. 399 00:16:28,943 --> 00:16:30,319 Not like this! 400 00:16:32,238 --> 00:16:33,865 She pulls the parking brake. 401 00:16:38,202 --> 00:16:41,039 - Oh shit! - Left! Right! Right! Left! 402 00:16:41,122 --> 00:16:43,041 She runs her grandpa off the freeway! 403 00:16:46,252 --> 00:16:48,629 Trash people, my people, 404 00:16:48,713 --> 00:16:50,715 Salva-tron knows of Garbtopia. 405 00:16:51,507 --> 00:16:54,761 Our only chance is to take this battle to them! 406 00:16:54,844 --> 00:16:58,765 If I may, it would be suicide to take a run at Salva-tron's tower. 407 00:16:58,848 --> 00:16:59,891 I agree. 408 00:16:59,974 --> 00:17:02,602 Don't listen to him! That's just Devil's Advocate Bot. 409 00:17:02,685 --> 00:17:03,853 I'm glad Rick trashed him! 410 00:17:03,936 --> 00:17:05,313 If I may, 411 00:17:05,396 --> 00:17:07,190 you don't look glad. 412 00:17:11,611 --> 00:17:13,154 Damn. What a noise. 413 00:17:15,281 --> 00:17:18,868 The Horn of Gobliniduss is a reminder that anything is possible. 414 00:17:18,951 --> 00:17:21,621 It was blown before they toppled Gobnobb the Elf Son in book two. 415 00:17:21,704 --> 00:17:23,706 And Bluegalshmoo in book three! 416 00:17:23,790 --> 00:17:25,708 Also the White Wizard in book four! 417 00:17:25,792 --> 00:17:28,419 Alright, I get it. I went to the same well a lot. 418 00:17:28,503 --> 00:17:30,296 You read Enchanted Goblin? 419 00:17:30,379 --> 00:17:31,714 Yeah, I loved it! 420 00:17:31,798 --> 00:17:33,758 I'm 14. I'm the target audience. 421 00:17:33,841 --> 00:17:35,259 Salva-tron's at the gates! 422 00:17:46,521 --> 00:17:48,106 Value not detected. 423 00:17:48,189 --> 00:17:49,315 Pow! 424 00:17:49,982 --> 00:17:51,484 Right in the pisser! 425 00:17:54,445 --> 00:17:56,656 I fell for a urinal bomb? 426 00:17:56,739 --> 00:17:58,533 That's so embarrassing! 427 00:17:58,616 --> 00:18:01,577 Morty, my life was great until you showed up! 428 00:18:03,371 --> 00:18:06,082 Eat shit in hell, tower! 429 00:18:06,874 --> 00:18:07,875 Watch out! 430 00:18:16,634 --> 00:18:20,638 My people! Topple your oppressor! 431 00:18:26,269 --> 00:18:31,274 Don't tell Rick… about this. 432 00:18:33,442 --> 00:18:34,861 Poor Salva-tron. 433 00:18:35,653 --> 00:18:38,406 They were just like us, afraid of being discarded. 434 00:18:39,115 --> 00:18:42,034 But today, we begin a new era 435 00:18:42,118 --> 00:18:44,328 where everyone has value. 436 00:18:44,412 --> 00:18:45,538 Especially authors. 437 00:18:46,873 --> 00:18:49,083 I'm still a little trash. 438 00:18:49,167 --> 00:18:50,960 I guess you get it from your dad. 439 00:19:02,638 --> 00:19:03,806 Right on time. 440 00:19:03,890 --> 00:19:05,975 This food truck is very buzzy. 441 00:19:06,058 --> 00:19:08,644 Yeah, there's even that staggering old man they mentioned. 442 00:19:08,728 --> 00:19:10,605 - Jesus. - Wow. 443 00:19:10,688 --> 00:19:12,148 You put us through all that just to help 444 00:19:12,231 --> 00:19:14,859 a burnt-out restaurant staff start a food truck? 445 00:19:14,942 --> 00:19:16,027 Basic. 446 00:19:16,110 --> 00:19:18,029 She is more complex than that. 447 00:19:19,238 --> 00:19:20,239 Damn. 448 00:19:20,323 --> 00:19:21,490 Great dog. 449 00:19:21,574 --> 00:19:23,576 That's better than avocado toast? 450 00:19:23,659 --> 00:19:25,077 You don't get nuance. 451 00:19:25,161 --> 00:19:28,331 You sure you cogs don't want to keep hanging out? 452 00:19:28,414 --> 00:19:29,665 Was it ever real? 453 00:19:29,749 --> 00:19:32,960 Rick Sanchez doesn't want to hear the answer to that. 454 00:19:34,545 --> 00:19:36,172 But if he did? 455 00:19:40,593 --> 00:19:43,221 I tried the portal again. No dice. 456 00:19:43,304 --> 00:19:45,097 Rick really hates The Goonies. 457 00:19:45,181 --> 00:19:47,892 I think we're going to like it in Garbtopia. 458 00:19:47,975 --> 00:19:50,853 In fact, I've taken a trash wife. 459 00:19:50,937 --> 00:19:52,396 You've "taken" her? 460 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:54,649 We gave ourselves to each other. 461 00:19:55,358 --> 00:19:58,361 I'd stay down here even if there was a way out. 462 00:19:58,444 --> 00:20:01,322 They won't be able to make you pay child support down here, huh? 463 00:20:02,281 --> 00:20:03,282 Oh, Dad. 464 00:20:03,866 --> 00:20:05,076 Look at the two of us. 465 00:20:05,159 --> 00:20:06,869 Spending time together. 466 00:20:06,953 --> 00:20:08,454 Yeah, this is nice. 467 00:20:12,541 --> 00:20:14,877 Is that a food truck? 468 00:20:14,961 --> 00:20:16,587 We're already gentrifying. 469 00:20:16,671 --> 00:20:20,216 Rick! Rick! Rick! Get me out of here! Oh God! 470 00:20:20,299 --> 00:20:22,718 Don't worry, our son won't be like him. 471 00:20:22,802 --> 00:20:24,095 It's nothing personal! 472 00:20:24,178 --> 00:20:26,013 I'm only 14, I gotta get out of here! 473 00:20:26,847 --> 00:20:29,225 That was the last time I saw my father. 474 00:20:29,308 --> 00:20:31,560 Once more, my mother's voice came to me, 475 00:20:31,644 --> 00:20:32,979 carried on the wind. 476 00:20:33,604 --> 00:20:34,981 "Be free, my son." 477 00:20:35,064 --> 00:20:37,400 And somehow, I did feel free. 478 00:20:37,483 --> 00:20:39,443 My father was horrible, 479 00:20:39,527 --> 00:20:41,612 and my mother was garbage, 480 00:20:41,696 --> 00:20:43,364 but I knew myself now. 481 00:20:43,948 --> 00:20:46,284 And somehow, that was enough. 482 00:20:47,535 --> 00:20:49,954 - Told you. - That little shit. 483 00:20:50,037 --> 00:20:52,665 Can't believe he got a book deal on Rick's trash moon. 484 00:20:52,748 --> 00:20:53,958 Come on, we're boarding. 485 00:20:54,041 --> 00:20:55,293 You guys still read books? 486 00:21:29,452 --> 00:21:32,621 Order 53! Hot cog, Chicago-style. 487 00:21:33,706 --> 00:21:36,542 If I may, I know there's zero substitutions, 488 00:21:36,625 --> 00:21:38,961 but I would never want onions on my hot dog. 489 00:21:39,045 --> 00:21:40,171 Yes, you do. 490 00:21:40,254 --> 00:21:41,922 If I may, I do not. 491 00:21:42,006 --> 00:21:45,176 You die of a massive coronary at the age of 43. 492 00:21:46,344 --> 00:21:48,888 If… if… 493 00:21:50,139 --> 00:21:51,349 If I may… 494 00:21:51,432 --> 00:21:52,975 Boss wants to see you. 495 00:21:53,059 --> 00:21:54,894 Is that a prediction, or…? 496 00:21:54,977 --> 00:21:56,437 Just go talk to him, Steve. 497 00:21:58,022 --> 00:21:59,440 Did you get any of that?