1 00:00:04,962 --> 00:00:05,963 Yeah. 2 00:00:07,423 --> 00:00:08,507 This has been fun. 3 00:00:09,008 --> 00:00:11,552 Okay, so I like this, 4 00:00:11,635 --> 00:00:13,804 and I don't want to mess with a good thing. 5 00:00:13,887 --> 00:00:15,055 What? You're ending things? 6 00:00:15,139 --> 00:00:16,181 Kind of the opposite. 7 00:00:17,016 --> 00:00:18,225 My family hosts 8 00:00:18,308 --> 00:00:20,436 this whole dumb ceremonial tournament, 9 00:00:20,519 --> 00:00:22,938 and you'd make it tolerable. 10 00:00:23,439 --> 00:00:25,315 I know, I know, you can't get close 11 00:00:25,399 --> 00:00:27,317 because of your wife who died 40 years ago. 12 00:00:27,401 --> 00:00:28,861 I know. This isn't that. 13 00:00:28,944 --> 00:00:30,529 It's a barbecue with my parents. 14 00:00:30,612 --> 00:00:32,406 You don't want to get any closer than this. 15 00:00:32,489 --> 00:00:34,283 I'll just find something I don't like about you 16 00:00:34,366 --> 00:00:35,492 or get bored. 17 00:00:35,576 --> 00:00:36,577 It's a plus-one. 18 00:00:36,660 --> 00:00:38,871 What? You never disliked anything about Diane? 19 00:00:38,954 --> 00:00:40,789 I don't have much to look back on. 20 00:00:40,873 --> 00:00:44,084 The Omega device, the thing evil me used 21 00:00:44,168 --> 00:00:46,795 to erase Diane everywhere, it fucks with your mind. 22 00:00:46,879 --> 00:00:49,256 Beth only thinks she remembers her mom. 23 00:00:49,339 --> 00:00:52,301 Wait, why am I talking about this? Are we having sex again? 24 00:00:52,384 --> 00:00:54,053 What kind of clothes are being put on here? 25 00:00:54,136 --> 00:00:55,971 - Oh, they're sex clothes. - Alright! 26 00:00:56,055 --> 00:00:59,141 Welcome back to Cake or Fake? Celebrity Edition. 27 00:00:59,224 --> 00:01:00,726 Do you need a knife, Mr. Stabby? 28 00:01:00,809 --> 00:01:02,478 I brought my own. 29 00:01:03,395 --> 00:01:05,522 Where have you been? Still shitting where I eat? 30 00:01:05,606 --> 00:01:06,940 Hop off the sack, S.B. 31 00:01:07,024 --> 00:01:08,525 I've known BugAnne for a billion years 32 00:01:08,609 --> 00:01:10,110 before you were maybe even cloned. 33 00:01:10,194 --> 00:01:12,863 Oh, relax. Dad's too hung up on Mom to ever commit. 34 00:01:12,946 --> 00:01:14,948 Thank God for that. Keep moping, old man. 35 00:01:15,032 --> 00:01:16,408 Okay, first off, you missed it. 36 00:01:16,492 --> 00:01:17,826 It was a real baby, not a cake, 37 00:01:17,910 --> 00:01:19,411 and Mr. Stabby is canceled now. 38 00:01:19,495 --> 00:01:21,914 And second, why are we dunking on Rick? 39 00:01:21,997 --> 00:01:25,501 He's been a loving dad to our family for as long as I can remember. 40 00:01:26,251 --> 00:01:27,252 Excuse me? 41 00:01:27,336 --> 00:01:29,671 Remember him at our wedding and Morty's birth? 42 00:01:29,755 --> 00:01:31,507 And that time he invented PB&J. 43 00:01:31,590 --> 00:01:32,925 Rick's great. 44 00:01:33,008 --> 00:01:34,510 - What? - What? 45 00:01:34,593 --> 00:01:36,095 You guys don't remember this? 46 00:01:37,262 --> 00:01:40,349 Oh… I think I know what's going on. 47 00:01:41,433 --> 00:01:43,936 I don't like everyone watching me. 48 00:01:44,019 --> 00:01:45,312 Ah, I knew it. 49 00:01:45,395 --> 00:01:48,899 Ladies and gentlemen, meet Memory Rick. 50 00:01:53,862 --> 00:01:56,281 Push, sweetie. You can do this. 51 00:01:56,365 --> 00:01:58,575 He's so supportive. 52 00:01:58,659 --> 00:02:00,369 How did we get this version of you? 53 00:02:00,452 --> 00:02:02,913 He's just a memory of me at my most passionate and heroic. 54 00:02:02,996 --> 00:02:05,290 He snuck out of Birdperson's brain and into mine. 55 00:02:05,374 --> 00:02:07,167 Must have been inadvertently dumped into Jerry 56 00:02:07,251 --> 00:02:08,877 when we shuffled our brains last season. 57 00:02:08,961 --> 00:02:10,587 Birdperson remembers you as hot. 58 00:02:10,671 --> 00:02:12,756 I'm still hot, and he's fucking everything up 59 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:14,633 by invading all this family nostalgia. 60 00:02:14,716 --> 00:02:16,802 Jerry basically has the equivalent of memory cancer now. 61 00:02:16,885 --> 00:02:17,886 Cancer? 62 00:02:17,970 --> 00:02:19,763 He is a clever little bastard, though. 63 00:02:19,847 --> 00:02:21,974 Look how far he's come with springs and gears tech. 64 00:02:22,057 --> 00:02:23,392 Anyways… 65 00:02:23,475 --> 00:02:25,352 The miracle of life, man. 66 00:02:25,435 --> 00:02:26,979 You guys are gonna crush this. 67 00:02:27,563 --> 00:02:28,856 Oh, shit! 68 00:02:29,773 --> 00:02:30,941 Even if I'm not around to help! 69 00:02:31,024 --> 00:02:32,568 - Jerry, take the wheel! - What? 70 00:02:32,651 --> 00:02:35,863 - Dad! - I love spending time with you guys! 71 00:02:44,788 --> 00:02:47,457 Relax, little guy. Chill out. 72 00:02:47,541 --> 00:02:49,251 You piece of shit. You marooned me! 73 00:02:49,334 --> 00:02:51,670 You piece of shit! You ruined Jerry's brain. 74 00:02:51,753 --> 00:02:53,130 He likes me now. It's awful. 75 00:02:53,213 --> 00:02:56,091 Fuck you, man! You have a beautiful family! 76 00:02:56,175 --> 00:02:57,801 Seriously. Calm down. 77 00:02:57,885 --> 00:02:59,219 I built this ant-farm brain 78 00:02:59,303 --> 00:03:02,472 to give your dumb, high-concept ass all the room it could ever need. 79 00:03:02,556 --> 00:03:04,600 - Enjoy eternity. - This place sucks! 80 00:03:04,683 --> 00:03:05,767 Put me back. 81 00:03:07,060 --> 00:03:09,605 So you didn't invent PB&J. 82 00:03:09,688 --> 00:03:11,481 He's just a memory, Jerry. 83 00:03:13,609 --> 00:03:15,485 Boom! Total reset. Good as new. 84 00:03:15,569 --> 00:03:17,404 What? What got reset? 85 00:03:17,487 --> 00:03:19,573 Pretty amazing that you can just suck out 86 00:03:19,656 --> 00:03:21,033 an intrusive memory like that. 87 00:03:21,116 --> 00:03:23,535 I wish I could suck out the memory of all my shitty exes, 88 00:03:23,619 --> 00:03:25,329 especially Peter Casey. 89 00:03:25,412 --> 00:03:28,373 That guy was way too into lizards. 90 00:03:32,669 --> 00:03:33,962 Fuck you, old man! 91 00:03:34,046 --> 00:03:36,089 What, are you threatened by my youthful vigor? 92 00:03:36,173 --> 00:03:37,716 You ain't got the juice! 93 00:04:00,572 --> 00:04:02,366 He does seem kind of lonely. 94 00:04:02,449 --> 00:04:03,867 Dad fucks all the time. 95 00:04:03,951 --> 00:04:05,369 He fucks things we can't even comprehend. 96 00:04:05,452 --> 00:04:06,787 Less talking about Dad fucking. 97 00:04:06,870 --> 00:04:07,913 Sorry. 98 00:05:15,856 --> 00:05:17,649 Confirm transfer? 99 00:05:36,376 --> 00:05:38,795 "Dear Rick, you took the memory of Diane out of your head. 100 00:05:38,879 --> 00:05:40,380 You did this to be more emotionally open. 101 00:05:40,464 --> 00:05:42,382 Don't @ me." 102 00:05:43,216 --> 00:05:45,552 BugAnne? Hey! Weird pitch… 103 00:05:49,806 --> 00:05:50,891 Dad? 104 00:05:57,856 --> 00:05:59,107 Oh, shit! 105 00:06:05,072 --> 00:06:06,448 What are you doing? 106 00:06:09,451 --> 00:06:12,037 Honey? Kids? Breakfast! 107 00:06:13,705 --> 00:06:15,165 Oh, there you are. 108 00:06:15,248 --> 00:06:16,583 Where else would I be? 109 00:06:19,211 --> 00:06:20,295 Hey, B.A. 110 00:06:20,379 --> 00:06:22,756 - You need a coffee? - I could do with a tea. 111 00:06:22,839 --> 00:06:23,840 Hi, Beth. 112 00:06:23,924 --> 00:06:24,925 - Hi. - Hey. 113 00:06:25,008 --> 00:06:26,468 Morty, family, this is BugAnne. 114 00:06:26,551 --> 00:06:28,011 Don't gawk. She's just picking me up. 115 00:06:28,095 --> 00:06:29,554 - Yeah, she is. - Hi, BugAnne. 116 00:06:29,638 --> 00:06:30,889 Sorry for crashing breakfast. 117 00:06:30,972 --> 00:06:32,849 Rick called me and said "Weird pitch," 118 00:06:32,933 --> 00:06:35,602 but then his pitch was just going to the thing I invited him to. 119 00:06:35,685 --> 00:06:37,854 Not exactly typical Dad behavior. 120 00:06:37,938 --> 00:06:39,106 Don't be weird, Space Beth. 121 00:06:39,189 --> 00:06:40,899 I took the memory of your mom out of my head, 122 00:06:40,982 --> 00:06:42,401 now I'm more emotionally open. 123 00:06:42,484 --> 00:06:44,945 - What? - You took Mom out of your brain? 124 00:06:45,028 --> 00:06:47,531 - You took Mom out of your brain? - Don't be weird. 125 00:06:47,614 --> 00:06:49,991 It's not like I haven't tried other ways to move on. 126 00:06:50,075 --> 00:06:52,869 I'm trying something new. It's working. Hop off the sack. 127 00:06:52,953 --> 00:06:54,788 I think it's nice… I think. 128 00:06:54,871 --> 00:06:57,874 Grandpa, when did you start saying "hop off the sack"? 129 00:07:02,421 --> 00:07:03,505 Dad? 130 00:07:03,588 --> 00:07:04,923 Oh. Hey, kiddo. 131 00:07:05,006 --> 00:07:06,258 Where are you going? 132 00:07:06,341 --> 00:07:09,010 I'm heading out for a bit. Don't wait up. 133 00:07:11,012 --> 00:07:13,223 Why are you leaving? 134 00:07:13,306 --> 00:07:14,599 Work stuff. 135 00:07:18,603 --> 00:07:20,105 Beth! My daughter! 136 00:07:20,188 --> 00:07:21,815 The work stuff was in the ceiling. 137 00:07:21,898 --> 00:07:22,899 I'm back now. 138 00:07:23,608 --> 00:07:25,944 - Your hair. It's… - Way cooler, right? 139 00:07:26,027 --> 00:07:28,071 We're gonna have so much fun together, sweetie. 140 00:07:28,155 --> 00:07:30,115 - Yay! - Then we'll save your mother 141 00:07:30,198 --> 00:07:32,951 from a secret underground memory prison. 142 00:07:33,034 --> 00:07:34,202 Yay? 143 00:07:39,791 --> 00:07:41,751 Rick. Thank God that's over. 144 00:07:41,877 --> 00:07:43,753 Sorry you got stuck with Uncle Scoob. 145 00:07:43,837 --> 00:07:45,505 You didn't tell me everyone here would be cool. 146 00:07:45,589 --> 00:07:46,715 They're not. 147 00:07:46,798 --> 00:07:49,634 That's my Aunt Bulgogi. Huge bitch. 148 00:07:49,718 --> 00:07:52,804 And over there is Jak-Pu, my ex-boyfriend from high school. 149 00:07:52,888 --> 00:07:55,557 I guess he was probably staring for a long time before that, huh? 150 00:07:55,640 --> 00:07:58,435 BugAnne, you left before the end of the banner raising. 151 00:07:58,518 --> 00:08:00,562 Why did you leave? Do I embarrass you? 152 00:08:00,645 --> 00:08:02,439 Not in front of Uncle Scoob, dear. 153 00:08:02,522 --> 00:08:05,066 Mum, Dad, this is Rick. 154 00:08:05,150 --> 00:08:07,986 He's that friend from my early revolutionary days. 155 00:08:08,069 --> 00:08:09,696 Aha! The monkeyman. 156 00:08:09,779 --> 00:08:12,032 Gromflomites give us bugs a bad name. 157 00:08:12,115 --> 00:08:13,742 Such a violent culture. 158 00:08:13,825 --> 00:08:16,077 You've known my daughter a long time, eh? 159 00:08:16,161 --> 00:08:17,704 I have. Though BugAnne and I 160 00:08:17,787 --> 00:08:19,456 have only been hooking up for a few months. 161 00:08:19,539 --> 00:08:20,957 - What? - What? 162 00:08:21,082 --> 00:08:22,417 Why did you say that? 163 00:08:22,501 --> 00:08:24,044 I was opening up! 164 00:08:24,127 --> 00:08:26,087 I didn't know your species had ritualistic, 165 00:08:26,171 --> 00:08:28,465 honor-based duels over premarital sex! 166 00:08:28,548 --> 00:08:31,635 You're a genius, and you looked up nothing about my culture? 167 00:08:31,718 --> 00:08:33,386 I took my wife out of my head! 168 00:08:33,470 --> 00:08:34,804 I'm going through a lot! 169 00:08:34,888 --> 00:08:37,599 The trial will continue until one of you is dead 170 00:08:37,682 --> 00:08:39,559 or accepts defeat. 171 00:08:39,643 --> 00:08:40,769 If you yield, 172 00:08:40,852 --> 00:08:43,605 you admit you are incapable of love and commitment, 173 00:08:43,688 --> 00:08:47,859 only capable of meaningless, dishonorable sex. 174 00:08:48,902 --> 00:08:49,903 Begin! 175 00:08:49,986 --> 00:08:51,613 Please don't kill Jak-Pu! 176 00:08:52,239 --> 00:08:53,657 Fight me, slut! 177 00:08:59,371 --> 00:09:01,748 Your mom will be in some kind of protected area. 178 00:09:01,831 --> 00:09:03,291 We'll need special access. 179 00:09:03,375 --> 00:09:05,085 I guess Summer does chores for Rick. 180 00:09:05,168 --> 00:09:07,170 She should have an access card we can use to… 181 00:09:07,963 --> 00:09:10,507 That was faster. Nice. Again. 182 00:09:10,590 --> 00:09:12,217 Honey, come on! 183 00:09:12,300 --> 00:09:13,843 Shit. Mom's here to pick me up. 184 00:09:13,927 --> 00:09:15,095 Quick, before you go. 185 00:09:15,178 --> 00:09:17,556 Mom is trapped in a box in the subbasement. 186 00:09:17,639 --> 00:09:19,432 I'm the only one who can save her. 187 00:09:19,516 --> 00:09:21,434 This is how we stay a family. 188 00:09:22,310 --> 00:09:25,480 The older future Rick who locks her up is crafty and paranoid. 189 00:09:25,564 --> 00:09:26,565 He's a real bastard. 190 00:09:26,648 --> 00:09:27,941 But our family will trust me? 191 00:09:28,024 --> 00:09:29,901 Yeah. If you don't act weird. 192 00:09:29,985 --> 00:09:31,111 I won't act weird. 193 00:09:33,321 --> 00:09:35,574 You know, I'm worried about future Mom, 194 00:09:35,657 --> 00:09:38,034 but I love spending this father-daughter time together. 195 00:09:38,118 --> 00:09:39,202 You've always been there for me. 196 00:09:40,245 --> 00:09:41,913 And I always will be, sweetie. 197 00:09:41,997 --> 00:09:43,498 Now, one more time. 198 00:09:44,624 --> 00:09:46,876 Mom is trapped in a box in the subbasement. 199 00:09:47,419 --> 00:09:49,087 I'm the only one who can save her. 200 00:09:52,048 --> 00:09:53,925 This is how we stay a family. 201 00:09:54,009 --> 00:09:55,969 This is how we stay a family. 202 00:10:00,932 --> 00:10:02,809 Oh, hey. What's up? 203 00:10:02,892 --> 00:10:05,812 It'd be cliché if we didn't like Dad dating someone, right? 204 00:10:05,895 --> 00:10:08,231 Yeah. Pretty trite. What part don't you like? 205 00:10:08,315 --> 00:10:09,441 I don't dislike any of it. 206 00:10:09,524 --> 00:10:12,027 I mean, I'm an adult woman, and Dad is his own man. 207 00:10:12,110 --> 00:10:14,154 Fucking piranha plants are in heat again. 208 00:10:14,237 --> 00:10:16,281 - Sorry, sweetie. - God, your shoulder's hard. 209 00:10:16,364 --> 00:10:17,824 What are you hens pecking about? 210 00:10:17,907 --> 00:10:19,534 Your grandpa. Oh, speaking of, 211 00:10:19,618 --> 00:10:22,037 are there specific parts of the subbasement 212 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:23,163 to keep important stuff? 213 00:10:23,246 --> 00:10:24,289 - Why? - Yeah. 214 00:10:24,372 --> 00:10:26,166 You gonna sabotage things with his new squeeze? 215 00:10:26,249 --> 00:10:29,377 No, Summer, I want to do something nice for Dad. 216 00:10:29,461 --> 00:10:31,921 Oh, wow. Pretty humbling for me. 217 00:10:32,005 --> 00:10:34,549 Uh, yeah. There's a phantom zone for dangerous stuff on Level 2 218 00:10:34,633 --> 00:10:36,134 and a vault for valuable stuff on 7. 219 00:10:36,217 --> 00:10:38,637 Makes sense. Dad said he'd be paranoid. 220 00:10:38,720 --> 00:10:40,305 You bitches want to watch a movie or something? 221 00:10:40,388 --> 00:10:41,514 - Yeah. - Sure. 222 00:10:41,598 --> 00:10:43,558 Cool. Grandpa keeps referencing Cannonball Run, 223 00:10:43,642 --> 00:10:45,226 and I'm tired of pretending I've seen it. 224 00:11:46,162 --> 00:11:49,082 I… remember you. 225 00:11:49,165 --> 00:11:50,834 I remember you. 226 00:11:50,875 --> 00:11:52,752 - Let's go. - Hell yeah. 227 00:11:53,378 --> 00:11:54,421 I like your new car. 228 00:11:59,259 --> 00:12:00,635 What are you doing down here? 229 00:12:00,719 --> 00:12:02,721 - Nothing. - I knew it didn't take this long 230 00:12:02,804 --> 00:12:04,556 to go to the bathroom. 231 00:12:04,639 --> 00:12:05,849 And what did you mean when you said, 232 00:12:05,932 --> 00:12:08,268 "Dad said he'd be paranoid"? Weird sentence. 233 00:12:08,351 --> 00:12:09,853 Just something Dad said in our teens. 234 00:12:09,936 --> 00:12:11,730 Dad wasn't in our teens, Beth. 235 00:12:11,813 --> 00:12:14,566 We're the same person with the same memories. 236 00:12:14,649 --> 00:12:15,942 Does this have something to do 237 00:12:16,025 --> 00:12:17,652 with that cool, younger version of Dad? 238 00:12:17,736 --> 00:12:19,779 No. You're crazy. Here, I'll prove it. 239 00:12:19,863 --> 00:12:21,740 - We can go check on him. - Okay. 240 00:12:24,701 --> 00:12:26,369 Is your skull metal? 241 00:12:26,453 --> 00:12:28,121 It is. 242 00:12:28,204 --> 00:12:29,831 Oh, cool. 243 00:12:36,588 --> 00:12:39,257 Just stop fighting me! 244 00:12:39,340 --> 00:12:40,383 I can't! 245 00:12:41,885 --> 00:12:45,889 This is how we stay a family! 246 00:12:52,562 --> 00:12:54,189 Space Beth? 247 00:12:55,982 --> 00:12:58,359 Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck! 248 00:13:00,653 --> 00:13:03,198 Okay, okay, so I'm a memory from the past, 249 00:13:03,281 --> 00:13:04,699 and you and I have a daughter in the future, 250 00:13:04,783 --> 00:13:06,576 and we're in her head right now. 251 00:13:06,659 --> 00:13:08,495 We're together in her head right now. 252 00:13:08,578 --> 00:13:10,038 But there's a special ant-farm brain 253 00:13:10,121 --> 00:13:12,123 Old Real Rick built where we can live forever. 254 00:13:12,916 --> 00:13:13,917 What's wrong? 255 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,293 We should have been shunted over by now. 256 00:13:15,376 --> 00:13:18,379 Beth only had to move us from the subbasement to the garage. 257 00:13:18,463 --> 00:13:19,964 I'm gonna go see what's up. 258 00:13:20,048 --> 00:13:21,508 Don't touch anything! 259 00:13:39,108 --> 00:13:40,151 Who are you? 260 00:13:40,944 --> 00:13:44,030 Oh, God. I'm your mom… somehow. 261 00:13:44,113 --> 00:13:45,156 You can't be my mom. 262 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:47,075 My mom's locked in a box in the subbasement. 263 00:13:47,158 --> 00:13:48,201 I was. 264 00:13:48,284 --> 00:13:50,453 It's something to do with memories or something. 265 00:13:50,537 --> 00:13:52,831 - You're too young. - I'm a memory just like you. 266 00:13:52,914 --> 00:13:54,958 And I think we're in real you's head. 267 00:13:55,041 --> 00:13:56,835 I'm a memory? 268 00:13:56,918 --> 00:13:58,461 I'm not real? 269 00:13:58,545 --> 00:14:01,130 It's all new to me too. I know. We came here in that pod. 270 00:14:01,214 --> 00:14:03,007 What? Hey! 271 00:14:04,509 --> 00:14:05,510 - Diane. - Rick! 272 00:14:05,593 --> 00:14:07,262 Okay. Plan has a bit of a wrinkle. 273 00:14:07,345 --> 00:14:08,763 I think Real Beth's gone rogue. 274 00:14:08,847 --> 00:14:10,223 Wait. What are you doing out of the pod? 275 00:14:10,306 --> 00:14:11,724 Our daughter was right there, Rick. 276 00:14:11,808 --> 00:14:13,476 I tried to tell her we were both memories, but… 277 00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:14,769 Fuck. Fuck! 278 00:14:14,853 --> 00:14:17,063 Sweetie, telling a memory what they are wakes them up. 279 00:14:17,146 --> 00:14:18,189 What? It does? 280 00:14:18,273 --> 00:14:19,983 It shouldn't be that easy to create sentience. 281 00:14:20,066 --> 00:14:22,402 Yeah, I think every parent has that thought at some point. 282 00:14:22,485 --> 00:14:24,445 Shit! This is bad. 283 00:14:24,529 --> 00:14:26,531 I already filled up Beth's suggestible memories 284 00:14:26,614 --> 00:14:27,907 to brainwash her into rescuing you. 285 00:14:27,991 --> 00:14:31,119 - Brainwash her? - To rescue you! 286 00:14:31,202 --> 00:14:32,829 Aw, our first fight. 287 00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:39,502 This is what happens when you listen to people. 288 00:14:39,627 --> 00:14:41,588 You end up in a fighting pit with an ex-boyfriend 289 00:14:41,671 --> 00:14:42,922 you're not allowed to kill. 290 00:14:43,006 --> 00:14:44,966 I invited you to a thing, Rick! 291 00:14:45,049 --> 00:14:46,342 You didn't have to come! 292 00:14:46,426 --> 00:14:49,512 And you certainly didn't have to take your dead wife out of your head! 293 00:14:49,596 --> 00:14:51,806 I told you getting closer would be dumb. 294 00:14:55,310 --> 00:14:56,686 Read the fucking room, dude. 295 00:14:56,769 --> 00:14:57,770 I am! 296 00:14:57,854 --> 00:15:00,607 It doesn't seem like your dead wife was the problem. 297 00:15:00,690 --> 00:15:03,192 Oh, yeah? So we're all in agreement! 298 00:15:03,276 --> 00:15:05,361 Guess I'll just go undo it then! 299 00:15:05,445 --> 00:15:06,738 Rick! 300 00:15:09,198 --> 00:15:10,742 Whoa! 301 00:15:10,825 --> 00:15:11,910 Shit! 302 00:15:15,622 --> 00:15:16,998 Please work. Please work. Please work. 303 00:15:17,582 --> 00:15:19,459 - Ow! - Thank God! 304 00:15:19,542 --> 00:15:21,336 - Dad? - Easy, slugger. 305 00:15:21,461 --> 00:15:23,463 You're lucky you've got a robot spine. 306 00:15:23,546 --> 00:15:24,923 Why are you down here? 307 00:15:25,006 --> 00:15:27,967 Where's Beth? And what happened to my memory box with Diane? 308 00:15:28,051 --> 00:15:30,303 And where's Memory Rick? 309 00:15:31,220 --> 00:15:33,598 He must have jacked his way into her mind somehow. 310 00:15:33,681 --> 00:15:36,684 Jesus. One sentient memory running around a head is bad enough. 311 00:15:36,768 --> 00:15:38,937 Her brain could be hosting a full-on outbreak now. 312 00:15:39,020 --> 00:15:40,021 We gotta find her. 313 00:15:40,104 --> 00:15:41,940 I'm gonna flush that little memory turd so hard! 314 00:15:42,023 --> 00:15:43,274 Hey, wait. How'd your date go? 315 00:15:43,358 --> 00:15:44,984 Would I be here if it went well? 316 00:15:45,568 --> 00:15:47,654 I had to do it. I had to do it for Mom. 317 00:15:48,363 --> 00:15:49,739 This is how we stay a family. 318 00:15:49,822 --> 00:15:52,158 This is how we stay a family! 319 00:15:52,241 --> 00:15:54,202 We gotta get to Beth's recent memories. 320 00:15:54,285 --> 00:15:56,287 We'll be on a slight delay, but that's the closest 321 00:15:56,371 --> 00:15:57,747 we can get to talking with her in real time. 322 00:15:57,830 --> 00:15:59,707 Our family's not very normal, is it? 323 00:15:59,791 --> 00:16:01,876 Yeah, they're cool. I got to spend some time with them 324 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:03,044 in our son-in-law's head. 325 00:16:03,127 --> 00:16:04,545 And that didn't mess anything up? 326 00:16:04,629 --> 00:16:06,714 I'm still nervous about that Beth I woke up. 327 00:16:06,798 --> 00:16:09,968 Well, if she is hunting us, she's not doing a very good job. 328 00:16:12,971 --> 00:16:14,305 Dad? 329 00:16:14,389 --> 00:16:15,431 Me? 330 00:16:15,515 --> 00:16:17,892 That's not our dad. That's an impostor. 331 00:16:17,976 --> 00:16:20,228 And he's filled up our brain like a virus. 332 00:16:20,311 --> 00:16:23,314 But he's just a memory, and so are we. 333 00:16:23,398 --> 00:16:25,149 And so are you. 334 00:16:26,609 --> 00:16:28,069 We've got to be close. 335 00:16:28,152 --> 00:16:29,153 There! 336 00:16:36,869 --> 00:16:37,954 Damn. Good arm. 337 00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:43,543 Almost there. 338 00:16:44,252 --> 00:16:47,046 Whoa! There you are, sweetie. 339 00:16:47,714 --> 00:16:49,799 Hey, Dad. 340 00:16:51,426 --> 00:16:53,428 - What's going on? - She's waking up more of her. 341 00:16:56,097 --> 00:16:57,598 What are you Beths doing? 342 00:16:57,682 --> 00:16:59,642 You'll scramble your own brain! 343 00:16:59,726 --> 00:17:02,520 Wonder where I got… the idea! 344 00:17:02,603 --> 00:17:03,980 Sorry, memory daughter. 345 00:17:04,063 --> 00:17:05,648 Oh, you think you can run? 346 00:17:05,732 --> 00:17:08,276 That you know my own mind better than me? 347 00:17:10,987 --> 00:17:12,447 Mom, Dad, I… 348 00:17:12,530 --> 00:17:14,240 I think I just killed Space Beth. 349 00:17:14,323 --> 00:17:16,034 - Get back here! - Just drive, sweetie. 350 00:17:16,117 --> 00:17:17,910 We're so proud of you, hon. 351 00:17:27,378 --> 00:17:29,088 - Now what? - I don't know! 352 00:17:29,172 --> 00:17:30,673 This is as far as I planned. 353 00:17:30,757 --> 00:17:32,300 I've never actually had to be a parent. 354 00:17:32,383 --> 00:17:33,885 - Should we go back? - Rick hates me 355 00:17:33,968 --> 00:17:35,344 and he pulled you out of his head. 356 00:17:35,428 --> 00:17:36,637 He'll just kill us. 357 00:17:36,721 --> 00:17:38,973 Well, if there's no way out, should we just Thelma and Louise this? 358 00:17:39,057 --> 00:17:40,141 - Wait. What? - Wait. What? 359 00:17:40,224 --> 00:17:42,018 Beth, you're real. Don't do this. 360 00:17:42,101 --> 00:17:44,103 - Honey, we'll be fine! - I can't live without you. 361 00:17:44,187 --> 00:17:45,188 Honey, please. 362 00:17:45,271 --> 00:17:47,982 This is how we stay a family! 363 00:17:48,066 --> 00:17:49,484 - Beth, no! - Wait! 364 00:17:49,567 --> 00:17:51,944 If this is a recent memory, doesn't that mean she already… 365 00:18:01,829 --> 00:18:03,289 Beth, let us help you. 366 00:18:04,332 --> 00:18:06,084 I won't let you take them from me. 367 00:18:06,167 --> 00:18:08,961 They're not your real family! 368 00:18:11,839 --> 00:18:15,593 Listen to me. You broke my neck and I still don't want to hurt you. 369 00:18:22,225 --> 00:18:24,519 Oh! My head. 370 00:18:24,602 --> 00:18:27,355 Oh, this… this is how… 371 00:18:27,438 --> 00:18:29,232 how we stay a… 372 00:18:33,486 --> 00:18:34,821 Beth? 373 00:18:34,904 --> 00:18:36,322 I just want it to end. 374 00:18:36,405 --> 00:18:37,990 - Whoa! Whoa! Hey! - I just want it to end. 375 00:18:38,074 --> 00:18:39,242 Whoa! Whoa! Hey! 376 00:18:40,535 --> 00:18:41,911 You see what you did? 377 00:18:41,994 --> 00:18:45,289 We're your daughter, and you drove us insane! 378 00:18:45,373 --> 00:18:47,708 So we're gonna kill you before she kills all of us! 379 00:18:47,792 --> 00:18:49,502 - Rick! - Diane! 380 00:18:49,585 --> 00:18:50,711 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 381 00:18:50,795 --> 00:18:53,172 I'm so confused, Space Beth. 382 00:18:53,256 --> 00:18:55,508 I hear… I hear so many voices. 383 00:18:55,591 --> 00:18:56,968 I remember loving my dad 384 00:18:57,051 --> 00:18:58,803 and then hating my dad. 385 00:18:58,886 --> 00:19:00,930 That's just called being alive, sweetie. 386 00:19:01,556 --> 00:19:05,017 I wasn't there for you, and someone took advantage of that. 387 00:19:05,101 --> 00:19:06,435 But I'm here now. 388 00:19:06,519 --> 00:19:08,104 Your real dad is here, Beth. 389 00:19:08,187 --> 00:19:10,231 And he's more emotionally open. 390 00:19:17,196 --> 00:19:18,614 He seems nice. 391 00:19:18,698 --> 00:19:20,700 Why didn't we get that version of Dad? 392 00:19:20,783 --> 00:19:22,160 Wait, what's he doing with his hand? 393 00:19:23,494 --> 00:19:25,037 He's distracting her! That piece of shit! 394 00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:32,044 I wish I could have known her. Mom. 395 00:19:32,128 --> 00:19:34,088 You did. She raised you. 396 00:19:34,172 --> 00:19:37,008 I know, but… I don't really remember. 397 00:19:37,091 --> 00:19:38,092 No one does. 398 00:19:38,176 --> 00:19:40,261 Even I only had a scrap of her. 399 00:19:40,344 --> 00:19:43,097 It's been nice having her in my head for a second. 400 00:19:43,181 --> 00:19:45,558 - I think. - Memories aren't real, Beth. 401 00:19:45,641 --> 00:19:47,768 And they can be as self-serving as any of us. 402 00:19:47,852 --> 00:19:50,479 Fuck. The second my Memory Diane broke out, 403 00:19:50,563 --> 00:19:52,190 she helped hijack my daughter. 404 00:19:52,899 --> 00:19:54,734 Your real mom… 405 00:19:54,817 --> 00:19:56,527 loved you more than that. 406 00:19:58,070 --> 00:20:00,281 Guess I'll have to take your word for it. 407 00:20:04,619 --> 00:20:07,079 So… it's over? 408 00:20:07,163 --> 00:20:08,873 How you doing, sweetie? 409 00:20:08,956 --> 00:20:11,667 You're feeling at all radicalized-y? 410 00:20:11,751 --> 00:20:12,793 I'm fine, Jer. 411 00:20:12,877 --> 00:20:15,004 Pretty impressive reset job. 412 00:20:15,087 --> 00:20:16,422 What happened to Memory Rick? 413 00:20:16,505 --> 00:20:17,590 Oh… 414 00:20:18,424 --> 00:20:19,675 He's gone. 415 00:20:22,053 --> 00:20:24,138 The fuck is this sombering up you all just did? 416 00:20:24,222 --> 00:20:25,223 He gaslit your mom! 417 00:20:25,306 --> 00:20:27,141 Yeah, because he loved Grandma. 418 00:20:27,225 --> 00:20:29,560 I'm sad a nice version of you is dead. 419 00:20:29,644 --> 00:20:31,145 He's a weird thought creature! 420 00:20:31,229 --> 00:20:32,396 He was never alive! 421 00:20:33,397 --> 00:20:35,233 Whatever! I'm gonna… 422 00:20:35,316 --> 00:20:37,276 I'm gonna fucking go hang out with BugAnne. 423 00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:39,445 That's still going on? 424 00:20:50,081 --> 00:20:51,666 Thanks for not killing us. 425 00:20:51,749 --> 00:20:52,792 Listen up, you little activist. 426 00:20:52,875 --> 00:20:54,585 This is as good as you're gonna get. 427 00:20:54,669 --> 00:20:56,754 Ant-farm brain and a patch of empty space. 428 00:20:56,837 --> 00:20:58,881 You get within 100 light-years of my family 429 00:20:58,965 --> 00:21:02,093 or try to build yourself a brain creature mech suit or whatever, 430 00:21:02,176 --> 00:21:04,553 your whole container thing explodes. 431 00:21:04,637 --> 00:21:05,930 - You got it, chief. - And look, 432 00:21:06,013 --> 00:21:07,974 the fact that you two get this stupid happy ending 433 00:21:08,057 --> 00:21:10,518 where you're young forever and presumably always fucking 434 00:21:10,601 --> 00:21:12,186 drives me insane, 435 00:21:12,270 --> 00:21:14,647 so I'm gonna mind-blow myself and forget this ever happened. 436 00:21:14,730 --> 00:21:15,815 You're on your own. 437 00:21:15,898 --> 00:21:18,484 Thank you for keeping me alive this long, Rick. 438 00:21:18,567 --> 00:21:19,694 Yeah. 439 00:21:19,777 --> 00:21:21,320 Goodbye, Memory Diane. 440 00:22:24,342 --> 00:22:27,553 Ooh-wee! Season eight, huh? 441 00:22:27,636 --> 00:22:30,639 I liked when Jerry was the Easter Bunny. 442 00:22:30,723 --> 00:22:32,391 That was fun. Oh, and that… 443 00:22:32,475 --> 00:22:35,227 Who is he… who's he talking to? 444 00:22:35,311 --> 00:22:36,771 I can never tell. 445 00:22:36,854 --> 00:22:38,898 But that data is irrefutable. 446 00:22:38,981 --> 00:22:40,983 His atoms vibrate on a frequency 447 00:22:41,067 --> 00:22:43,444 unlike any found in our whole reality. 448 00:22:43,527 --> 00:22:45,571 And you believe this traveler came here 449 00:22:45,654 --> 00:22:47,490 to replace your husband? 450 00:22:47,573 --> 00:22:51,035 I know I sound insane and self-centered for thinking that. 451 00:22:51,118 --> 00:22:53,079 The facts reveal you to be the opposite. 452 00:22:53,162 --> 00:22:55,081 You've been very brave, Amy. 453 00:22:55,164 --> 00:22:57,083 What would you have us do with him? 454 00:23:01,212 --> 00:23:02,588 Did you get any of that?