1 00:00:04,297 --> 00:00:05,924 Jerry, this is disgusting. 2 00:00:06,007 --> 00:00:07,426 How did it get so dirty already? 3 00:00:07,509 --> 00:00:09,720 Because your crappy pool bot doesn't work. 4 00:00:09,803 --> 00:00:11,513 Pool not found. Searching. 5 00:00:11,596 --> 00:00:13,473 But the guy that lives behind the pool store dumpster 6 00:00:13,557 --> 00:00:14,599 gave me a sweet deal. 7 00:00:14,683 --> 00:00:18,228 Oh my God! Why didn't you hire Keith the pool guy like I told you? 8 00:00:27,154 --> 00:00:29,114 Keith's schedule was full. 9 00:00:29,197 --> 00:00:30,741 What are you jackoffs talking about? 10 00:00:30,824 --> 00:00:33,577 Ooh! Jerry's new pool sucks? Allow me. 11 00:00:33,660 --> 00:00:35,495 No, Rick, this is my pool! 12 00:00:35,579 --> 00:00:38,206 I can handle this mess without your sci-fi shenanigans. 13 00:00:38,290 --> 00:00:40,917 Copy that. Treat Jerry like a baby so he can feel like a man. 14 00:00:41,001 --> 00:00:42,127 Come on, Rick, let's go. 15 00:00:42,210 --> 00:00:44,004 Gotta scoot. Finally taking Morty to Boob World, 16 00:00:44,087 --> 00:00:45,839 and we need to stop by the store for supplies. 17 00:00:45,922 --> 00:00:47,841 Good luck with your septic tank, Jerry. 18 00:00:47,924 --> 00:00:49,259 Ugh. I gotta go to work. 19 00:00:49,342 --> 00:00:51,762 Someone's gotta win the bread around here. 20 00:00:51,845 --> 00:00:53,680 Pool not found. Searching. 21 00:00:53,764 --> 00:00:55,515 Trader Joe's hash browns, 22 00:00:55,599 --> 00:00:57,684 the most efficient booze absorber in the multiverse. 23 00:00:59,561 --> 00:01:02,063 Think you're supposed to heat those up first, big guy. 24 00:01:02,147 --> 00:01:05,317 No, no. Look, Morty, my mouth is an air fryer now. 25 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:06,902 It's really happening, huh? 26 00:01:06,985 --> 00:01:08,820 I'm finally going to Boob World. 27 00:01:08,904 --> 00:01:11,490 Oh, yeah! Boob World, baby! 28 00:01:11,573 --> 00:01:12,657 Oh, damn it! What the… 29 00:01:15,702 --> 00:01:17,746 It appears there has been an accident. 30 00:01:17,829 --> 00:01:20,040 That happens. No harm, no foul. Have a good one, buddy. 31 00:01:20,123 --> 00:01:23,251 We should exchange information before going our separate ways. 32 00:01:23,335 --> 00:01:26,129 We could go even separater ways by not exchanging anything. 33 00:01:26,213 --> 00:01:27,631 But our bumpers collided. 34 00:01:27,714 --> 00:01:29,132 Oh my God, is this how you make friends? 35 00:01:29,216 --> 00:01:31,009 Is this how you make enemies? 36 00:01:31,092 --> 00:01:33,136 - What the hell does that mean? - Rick, stop! 37 00:01:33,220 --> 00:01:35,180 - He started it. - He did not start it. 38 00:01:35,263 --> 00:01:37,808 Be the bigger man so we can go to Boob World already! 39 00:01:37,891 --> 00:01:39,935 Fuck that. We gotta set this idiot straight. 40 00:01:40,018 --> 00:01:41,353 Look, buddy, 41 00:01:41,436 --> 00:01:43,730 it's obvious you're some kind of heightened Kung Fu archetype. 42 00:01:43,814 --> 00:01:45,065 But I'm a Doctor Who-Loki, 43 00:01:45,148 --> 00:01:47,234 and people like you are like NPCs to me. 44 00:01:47,317 --> 00:01:48,735 So do yourself a favor and… 45 00:01:51,279 --> 00:01:55,200 I have struck you with the Five Point Exploding Heart Technique, 46 00:01:55,283 --> 00:01:58,286 the most fatal punch in all of martial arts. 47 00:01:58,370 --> 00:02:01,665 Victims are able to walk only five steps forward 48 00:02:01,748 --> 00:02:03,458 before their heart explodes. 49 00:02:04,042 --> 00:02:05,836 Five steps forward? 50 00:02:05,919 --> 00:02:07,629 Try it and find out. 51 00:02:07,712 --> 00:02:08,839 Don't tell me what to do. 52 00:02:08,922 --> 00:02:10,841 I'll find out with science. 53 00:02:10,924 --> 00:02:13,051 Nice day for a backwards walk! 54 00:02:13,134 --> 00:02:14,970 - Are you really gonna… - No, stupid! 55 00:02:15,053 --> 00:02:17,055 Pull the car around and pick me up! 56 00:02:48,962 --> 00:02:52,382 What did that idiot do to me? This doesn't make any damn sense. 57 00:02:52,465 --> 00:02:53,508 Just apologize. 58 00:02:56,761 --> 00:02:58,096 Haven't we done clones enough? 59 00:02:58,179 --> 00:02:59,890 Not a clone, Morty. A Xerox of me 60 00:02:59,973 --> 00:03:01,725 that I've lobotomized to be a crash-test dummy. 61 00:03:01,808 --> 00:03:03,727 - Look at my balls! - Hey, do us a favor. 62 00:03:03,810 --> 00:03:06,229 Walk forward, five to six steps. Your choice. 63 00:03:06,313 --> 00:03:08,398 One, two, three, four. 64 00:03:09,900 --> 00:03:11,818 Huh? So this is legit. 65 00:03:11,902 --> 00:03:13,028 Better take a closer look. 66 00:03:14,237 --> 00:03:15,614 Look at my ball… 67 00:03:15,697 --> 00:03:18,199 There are over 700 meridians in the human body. 68 00:03:18,283 --> 00:03:20,911 Mr. Kung Fu struck specific pressure points in me 69 00:03:20,994 --> 00:03:22,537 and induced commotio cordis. 70 00:03:22,621 --> 00:03:24,956 Five steps forward will cause massive compression buildup, 71 00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:27,292 causing my heart to explode under its own pressure. 72 00:03:27,375 --> 00:03:29,085 Let's see what happens when I attach a copy of my heart 73 00:03:29,169 --> 00:03:30,337 to a copy of my legs. 74 00:03:35,884 --> 00:03:36,885 Interesting, huh? 75 00:03:36,968 --> 00:03:39,304 More gross than interesting. So far, we're on brand. 76 00:03:39,387 --> 00:03:40,764 Fuck you. Watch this. 77 00:03:46,311 --> 00:03:48,229 See that? Cardiac detonation is triggered 78 00:03:48,313 --> 00:03:49,814 only by forward bipedal movement. 79 00:03:49,898 --> 00:03:51,983 I can't believe I'm missing Boob World for this! 80 00:03:52,067 --> 00:03:54,235 Just apologize to the guy. Maybe he'll un-punch you. 81 00:03:54,319 --> 00:03:57,072 The day I apologize will be because I am truly sorry. 82 00:03:57,155 --> 00:04:00,617 I don't sully apologies by making it a ritual of flagellation 83 00:04:00,700 --> 00:04:02,494 for someone who, in this case, is a bully. 84 00:04:02,577 --> 00:04:04,663 You called the man an NPC. 85 00:04:04,746 --> 00:04:07,123 Why do you always have to take the side of the waiter? 86 00:04:07,207 --> 00:04:09,751 Because your side is insane! 87 00:04:09,834 --> 00:04:12,379 - Okay, then. Fuck off. - Maybe I will! 88 00:04:12,462 --> 00:04:14,255 - Go ahead! No one's stopping you! - Fine! 89 00:04:14,339 --> 00:04:16,633 This is me fucking off out of the fucking garage 90 00:04:16,716 --> 00:04:19,052 because you… suck. 91 00:04:19,135 --> 00:04:21,262 No, you… suck. 92 00:04:21,346 --> 00:04:22,597 - You… - You… 93 00:04:22,681 --> 00:04:23,723 …suck. 94 00:04:29,062 --> 00:04:31,356 Pool not found. Searching. 95 00:04:33,316 --> 00:04:36,069 - Pool not found. Searching. - The pool is right behind you. 96 00:04:36,152 --> 00:04:37,821 Just turn around, you stupid thing. 97 00:04:37,904 --> 00:04:39,364 - Pool not found. Searching. - No! 98 00:04:40,365 --> 00:04:42,158 Jerry, this is your moment. 99 00:04:42,242 --> 00:04:43,827 Be a man and figure it out. 100 00:04:46,246 --> 00:04:48,415 Hi there, emasculated pool dads. 101 00:04:48,498 --> 00:04:50,625 Okay. Specific. 102 00:04:50,709 --> 00:04:51,710 Is your pool gross? 103 00:04:51,793 --> 00:04:53,461 Does your family not respect you? 104 00:04:53,545 --> 00:04:56,756 Don't worry. I'll show you how to upgrade your TR-X1 105 00:04:56,840 --> 00:04:59,801 and clean your pool better than any human being. 106 00:04:59,884 --> 00:05:02,512 But first, let's discuss the history of pool cleaning. 107 00:05:02,595 --> 00:05:04,597 - Oh, boy. This is three hours? - Back in 1866… 108 00:05:05,181 --> 00:05:07,684 …really important to never… 'Cause it's dangerous. 109 00:05:07,767 --> 00:05:09,644 Bloody stuff of nightmares! 110 00:05:09,728 --> 00:05:11,646 Now that we've gone over the safety guidelines, 111 00:05:11,730 --> 00:05:14,774 click the link below for a list of long language models. 112 00:05:14,858 --> 00:05:16,693 - Be sure to upload them… - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it. 113 00:05:21,197 --> 00:05:23,950 Pool detected. Clean, clean, clean… 114 00:05:24,034 --> 00:05:26,161 I did it! I made something work! 115 00:05:26,244 --> 00:05:29,080 I am the greatest husband alive! 116 00:05:29,164 --> 00:05:30,915 Walk backwards the rest of your life. 117 00:05:30,999 --> 00:05:32,208 God, see if I care. 118 00:05:34,586 --> 00:05:36,379 Uh… hi. 119 00:05:37,380 --> 00:05:40,258 You, uh… You death punched my grandpa this morning? 120 00:05:40,341 --> 00:05:41,676 That was unfortunate. 121 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:45,388 I did not study under Shifu Gerd Jergins at Tiger's Nest 122 00:05:45,472 --> 00:05:46,931 to beat up old people. 123 00:05:47,015 --> 00:05:50,185 The point of martial arts is to avoid violence. 124 00:05:50,268 --> 00:05:51,561 I am Liu Sin. 125 00:05:51,644 --> 00:05:54,272 Oh, um, I'm Morty Smith. 126 00:05:54,355 --> 00:05:57,233 Is it racist to say I adore your Kung Fu patience? 127 00:05:57,317 --> 00:05:59,235 - I can teach you. - Racism? 128 00:05:59,319 --> 00:06:01,362 No. Kung Fu. 129 00:06:04,449 --> 00:06:08,036 Breathe. Feel your Chi circulate within. 130 00:06:08,119 --> 00:06:09,329 Very good, Morty. 131 00:06:09,412 --> 00:06:10,663 This is great. 132 00:06:10,747 --> 00:06:13,666 Life with Rick is filled with so much anxiety. 133 00:06:13,750 --> 00:06:15,710 Alrighty, Mr. Sin. 134 00:06:15,794 --> 00:06:18,505 I didn't have the right cables to hook up the flat screen. 135 00:06:18,588 --> 00:06:20,298 It's gonna cost a bit extra to get those. 136 00:06:20,381 --> 00:06:22,300 Hmm. Pity. 137 00:06:24,886 --> 00:06:26,596 Jesus! Don't step forward. 138 00:06:26,679 --> 00:06:28,431 You only get five steps before you die! 139 00:06:28,515 --> 00:06:30,475 But I have so much to do today. 140 00:06:32,685 --> 00:06:34,229 What was up with that guy? 141 00:06:34,312 --> 00:06:37,440 Dude! He was just doing his job, and you killed him. 142 00:06:37,524 --> 00:06:39,526 Is that a criticism? 143 00:06:44,239 --> 00:06:46,282 Activate Advanced-Limitation Suit. 144 00:06:49,744 --> 00:06:52,080 Look who ain't stepping forward now, baby! 145 00:06:52,163 --> 00:06:54,707 Rick! 146 00:06:54,791 --> 00:06:55,917 Rick! 147 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,377 Morty, what happened? 148 00:06:57,460 --> 00:06:58,878 I got death punched. 149 00:06:58,962 --> 00:07:01,923 Oh, no, no, no, no, my little pooh-bah! 150 00:07:02,006 --> 00:07:04,759 I went back to Trader Joe's to eat my feelings 151 00:07:04,843 --> 00:07:06,177 'cause I was mad at you. 152 00:07:06,261 --> 00:07:09,264 But then I ran into Liu Sin, and he punched me. 153 00:07:09,347 --> 00:07:12,058 Nobody fucks with my sweet little grandson. 154 00:07:12,142 --> 00:07:14,394 First, I'm gonna cure the dick off this death punch, Morty. 155 00:07:14,477 --> 00:07:18,022 And then I'm gonna destroy Mr. Liu Sin's entire belief system! 156 00:07:18,106 --> 00:07:22,485 Clean, clean, clean. Task complete. Awaiting command. 157 00:07:22,569 --> 00:07:24,821 Amazing! Oh, I gotta tell Beth. 158 00:07:24,904 --> 00:07:27,657 Uh, hello? Beth, I fixed the pool. 159 00:07:27,740 --> 00:07:30,034 Uh, great. Did you hire Keith? 160 00:07:30,118 --> 00:07:33,204 No. The pool is clean because of me. Come home and look. 161 00:07:33,288 --> 00:07:37,458 Jerry, please. I am literally in the middle of something. 162 00:07:37,542 --> 00:07:38,543 Oh. 163 00:07:38,626 --> 00:07:40,795 Fuckin' phone. Where'd you go? 164 00:07:40,879 --> 00:07:42,547 Awaiting command. 165 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:49,012 Whatcha doing? 166 00:07:50,763 --> 00:07:51,764 Clean? 167 00:07:52,599 --> 00:07:54,934 Alright. This pool isn't gonna swim itself. 168 00:07:56,728 --> 00:07:57,979 How are you gonna clean… 169 00:07:58,062 --> 00:07:59,647 Oh. That's nice. 170 00:08:01,274 --> 00:08:04,944 Wow. You… You're really being thorough. 171 00:08:05,028 --> 00:08:08,031 Maybe we… we should stop. 172 00:08:47,237 --> 00:08:50,198 I'd be pissed if I had to climb all these stupid steps with my legs. 173 00:08:53,660 --> 00:08:55,828 What is it? I'm watching TV. 174 00:08:55,912 --> 00:08:57,914 Are you Gerd Jergins? 175 00:08:57,997 --> 00:09:00,541 Did you train a guy named Liu Sin? 176 00:09:00,625 --> 00:09:02,460 Ugh, that guy sucks. 177 00:09:02,543 --> 00:09:05,171 We're in these antigrav suits 'cause your student death punched us. 178 00:09:05,255 --> 00:09:06,923 You are not alone. 179 00:09:07,006 --> 00:09:10,510 - Liu Sin death punched my cat. - Ouch. 180 00:09:10,593 --> 00:09:13,096 I wanna do a bunch of science on your punch to cure ourselves. 181 00:09:13,179 --> 00:09:15,348 Just need to collect a little more Kung Fu data from you 182 00:09:15,431 --> 00:09:16,599 so I can hack it. 183 00:09:16,683 --> 00:09:17,725 You think me dumb? 184 00:09:17,809 --> 00:09:20,937 If I help you unlock the secrets of pressure point fighting, 185 00:09:21,020 --> 00:09:23,231 you are going to revenge all over Liu Sin. 186 00:09:23,314 --> 00:09:27,318 The solution to violence is not more violence. 187 00:09:29,153 --> 00:09:32,615 Hello? Are you coming over for Mother's birthday or not? 188 00:09:32,699 --> 00:09:35,660 What? No, no, no, no, you cannot bring all of them. 189 00:09:35,743 --> 00:09:38,621 I'm not the one being difficult. You may bring one partner. 190 00:09:38,705 --> 00:09:42,417 One. Not seven, for crying out loud. It's weird! 191 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:43,793 Oh, shit. 192 00:09:43,876 --> 00:09:45,044 Trouble in paradise? 193 00:09:45,128 --> 00:09:48,089 Oh, my daughter and I have a tricky relationship. 194 00:09:48,172 --> 00:09:52,010 She is in what the kids call today a "polycule." 195 00:09:52,093 --> 00:09:54,137 In my day, we called them sluts. 196 00:09:54,220 --> 00:09:56,723 If we helped you fix things with your daughter, 197 00:09:56,806 --> 00:09:58,224 would you help us? 198 00:10:05,940 --> 00:10:07,483 Oh my God. What have I done? 199 00:10:07,567 --> 00:10:11,654 To confirm setting a daily reminder for pool bot sexy time, say yes. 200 00:10:11,738 --> 00:10:13,406 - What? - I have compiled a list 201 00:10:13,489 --> 00:10:15,116 of divorce attorneys in your area. 202 00:10:15,199 --> 00:10:16,284 Would you like me to send? 203 00:10:16,367 --> 00:10:18,619 No! Cancel! Cancel! 204 00:10:19,996 --> 00:10:21,873 Uh, hey, Beth. You're right. 205 00:10:21,956 --> 00:10:24,334 This pool bot is not working out. 206 00:10:24,417 --> 00:10:26,544 We should hire Keith, the pool cleaner, like, today. 207 00:10:26,627 --> 00:10:27,712 Can I have his number? 208 00:10:27,795 --> 00:10:29,630 He's right next door? Great! 209 00:10:34,635 --> 00:10:36,846 So great that you were in the area, Keith. 210 00:10:36,929 --> 00:10:39,307 When can you start? Like now? Now is good for us. 211 00:10:39,390 --> 00:10:41,434 I appreciate your enthusiasm, Mr. Smith, 212 00:10:41,517 --> 00:10:43,019 but I just packed up for the day. 213 00:10:43,102 --> 00:10:45,396 I'll pay you double if you, if you start now. 214 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:46,606 What's the hurry? 215 00:10:46,689 --> 00:10:48,483 It looks like your pool's clean. 216 00:10:48,566 --> 00:10:50,234 Whore! Whore! 217 00:10:50,318 --> 00:10:51,319 What are you doing? 218 00:10:51,402 --> 00:10:53,071 Kill! Kill! Kill! 219 00:10:53,154 --> 00:10:54,947 No! No! Stop! Let him go! 220 00:10:57,492 --> 00:10:58,701 Task incomplete. 221 00:10:58,785 --> 00:11:00,119 Kill! Kill! 222 00:11:00,203 --> 00:11:01,913 - Kill! - Good Lord, she's gone rogue. 223 00:11:03,122 --> 00:11:05,792 Task incomplete. Kill. Kill. 224 00:11:05,875 --> 00:11:07,835 And lastly, but not leastly, 225 00:11:07,919 --> 00:11:10,088 this is Rizz, Milo, and Kathleen. 226 00:11:10,171 --> 00:11:11,381 It's too many people. 227 00:11:11,464 --> 00:11:13,633 How will I remember all these names? 228 00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:14,717 Ugh! Why do I even try? 229 00:11:14,801 --> 00:11:17,470 I was intrigued by the floating pod man and his little helper. 230 00:11:17,553 --> 00:11:18,763 But you'll never change. 231 00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:20,598 You're still an old farty fart face. 232 00:11:20,681 --> 00:11:22,433 My face does not fart! 233 00:11:22,517 --> 00:11:24,519 You are disrespectful daughter! 234 00:11:24,602 --> 00:11:26,896 Hey, respect cuts both ways. 235 00:11:26,979 --> 00:11:30,149 Trust me. You won't explode if you meet your daughter halfway. 236 00:11:31,609 --> 00:11:33,027 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 237 00:11:33,111 --> 00:11:36,155 It's not the seven partners that bother me. 238 00:11:36,239 --> 00:11:38,991 It's that now there are seven ways 239 00:11:39,075 --> 00:11:40,410 to get your heart broken. 240 00:11:40,493 --> 00:11:42,370 Dad, this is the life I've chosen. 241 00:11:42,453 --> 00:11:43,704 Please respect that. 242 00:11:45,373 --> 00:11:50,002 Stephanie, you may bring everyone to Mom's birthday. 243 00:11:50,086 --> 00:11:53,172 - Everyone? - Yes. Milo, Kathleen, Rizz, 244 00:11:53,256 --> 00:11:56,384 Oboe, Turmeric, Almond Butter, and Bartholomew. 245 00:11:56,467 --> 00:11:57,718 You're all welcome. 246 00:11:57,802 --> 00:11:58,886 Thanks, Dad. 247 00:11:58,970 --> 00:12:02,098 Looks like we lived up to our end of the bargain. 248 00:12:02,181 --> 00:12:06,436 Well, I suppose I'd be a total dick if I didn't give you what you want. 249 00:12:06,519 --> 00:12:07,770 Your words. But, yeah. 250 00:12:09,147 --> 00:12:10,356 Just hit the Punchamalizer. 251 00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:12,191 Its AI will whip me up a death punch cure. 252 00:12:12,275 --> 00:12:14,735 I warn thee, Rick Sanchez. 253 00:12:14,819 --> 00:12:19,198 Abusing the punch will bring down tremendous fury upon you! 254 00:12:19,282 --> 00:12:20,825 Punch up or shut up. 255 00:12:36,883 --> 00:12:39,051 Did it work? I don't feel anything. 256 00:12:39,135 --> 00:12:40,678 Only five ways to find out. 257 00:12:41,512 --> 00:12:43,431 One… two… 258 00:12:43,514 --> 00:12:45,808 three… four… 259 00:12:46,684 --> 00:12:48,603 five… six! 260 00:12:48,686 --> 00:12:49,812 Fucking seven! 261 00:12:49,896 --> 00:12:51,022 Morty, we're cured! 262 00:12:51,105 --> 00:12:53,107 You did it! We can walk forward! 263 00:12:57,361 --> 00:12:58,696 Oh, I'm running around! 264 00:13:00,323 --> 00:13:02,200 Wubba lubba dub-dub! 265 00:13:10,625 --> 00:13:12,627 Hey, Liu! 266 00:13:12,710 --> 00:13:14,921 Liu Sin! 267 00:13:16,589 --> 00:13:18,591 Look who's walking forward now. 268 00:13:18,674 --> 00:13:20,009 How is it that you live? 269 00:13:20,092 --> 00:13:21,177 - Science! - Science! 270 00:13:21,260 --> 00:13:23,304 I have dissected the Exploding Heart Technique 271 00:13:23,387 --> 00:13:25,598 and reverse-engineered all of martial arts. 272 00:13:25,681 --> 00:13:28,100 The pre-programmed nanobots coursing through our veins 273 00:13:28,184 --> 00:13:29,185 have given Morty and I… 274 00:13:29,268 --> 00:13:30,394 - Kung Fu power! - Kung Fu power! 275 00:13:30,978 --> 00:13:33,064 My martial-art skills are unmatched. Prepare to die. 276 00:13:34,482 --> 00:13:36,108 Morty, you saw it! He came for me. 277 00:13:36,192 --> 00:13:38,069 Let the ass-whoopin' begin. 278 00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:52,083 Mountain Fuck Punch! 279 00:13:56,921 --> 00:13:59,507 First, I will give you whites a taste of hell, 280 00:13:59,590 --> 00:14:03,427 and then you will apologize for bending my fender. 281 00:14:03,511 --> 00:14:05,304 You want an apology? Come get it. 282 00:14:11,102 --> 00:14:12,770 Worm Magnet Punch! 283 00:14:15,439 --> 00:14:16,816 Gross! Birds! 284 00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:18,276 Birds pecking gross worms. 285 00:14:18,359 --> 00:14:20,236 Super Sizzler Pinwheel! 286 00:14:20,319 --> 00:14:21,362 Ow! 287 00:14:22,488 --> 00:14:24,365 Tabasco Palm Punch! 288 00:14:26,492 --> 00:14:28,494 Hot! Too hot! I need milk. 289 00:14:30,830 --> 00:14:33,457 Maximum Overdrive Punch! 290 00:14:38,671 --> 00:14:40,214 Inflated Noggin Punch! 291 00:14:41,799 --> 00:14:42,925 Telescope Leg! 292 00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:47,763 My thoughts are so big now. 293 00:14:52,602 --> 00:14:53,936 Bubble Burst Punch! 294 00:14:55,479 --> 00:14:57,064 Oh, that's better. 295 00:14:59,734 --> 00:15:01,444 Amnesia Knuckle Punch! 296 00:15:06,115 --> 00:15:07,158 What am I doing here? 297 00:15:07,241 --> 00:15:09,035 And which Beth is the clone? 298 00:15:09,118 --> 00:15:10,620 Control + Z Punch! 299 00:15:10,703 --> 00:15:12,580 Now I remember. This guy sucks. 300 00:15:12,663 --> 00:15:14,498 Butt Soup Punch! 301 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,793 Reverse Uno Punch! 302 00:15:21,047 --> 00:15:22,089 Reverse Reverse Punch! 303 00:15:22,173 --> 00:15:23,924 I Know You Are, But What Am I Punch! 304 00:15:24,008 --> 00:15:25,676 I'm Rubber, You're Glue Punch! 305 00:15:36,062 --> 00:15:38,439 Unrepentant dogs! 306 00:15:38,522 --> 00:15:41,984 You have disrespected the power of the punch. 307 00:15:42,068 --> 00:15:43,402 Who the fuck is this guy? 308 00:15:43,486 --> 00:15:46,572 It is Punchy, the ancient demon-god of hitting things 309 00:15:46,656 --> 00:15:48,240 and sweet drinks. 310 00:15:48,324 --> 00:15:49,992 We be doomed. 311 00:15:50,076 --> 00:15:52,536 Okay. We should be safe in here. 312 00:15:52,620 --> 00:15:54,121 She can't move out of the pool. 313 00:15:54,205 --> 00:15:56,374 - "She"? - My robotic pool cleaner. 314 00:15:56,457 --> 00:15:59,543 I upgraded her with shady software. Then we had sex. 315 00:15:59,627 --> 00:16:01,462 I think she's jealous and wants to kill you 316 00:16:01,545 --> 00:16:02,797 because she loves me. 317 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:04,465 Mondays, right? 318 00:16:14,183 --> 00:16:15,726 Task incomplete. 319 00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:17,895 Task incomplete. 320 00:16:22,066 --> 00:16:25,820 Task incomplete. Task incomplete. 321 00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:41,752 Huh? The house went into lockdown for no reason. 322 00:16:41,836 --> 00:16:42,837 Is that bad? 323 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:45,631 You hear that? Sounds like water running. 324 00:16:48,676 --> 00:16:51,637 Gerd did say abusing the punch would bring great fury down on us. 325 00:16:51,721 --> 00:16:54,724 Kung Fu is not about violence! 326 00:16:54,807 --> 00:17:00,354 Now you will be punished by my champion kicking your ass. 327 00:17:07,903 --> 00:17:09,488 It is Punchenhimer, 328 00:17:09,572 --> 00:17:12,032 the beast with a million pressure points. 329 00:17:12,116 --> 00:17:14,493 It is impossible to strike all of them. 330 00:17:14,577 --> 00:17:16,287 How are we supposed to hit them all? 331 00:17:18,539 --> 00:17:20,249 Rick, this is my fault. 332 00:17:20,332 --> 00:17:22,626 Earlier today, in the Trader Joe's parking lot, 333 00:17:22,710 --> 00:17:25,463 I backed into your spaceship on purpose. 334 00:17:25,546 --> 00:17:26,547 What? 335 00:17:26,630 --> 00:17:28,507 I am a lonely old man. 336 00:17:28,591 --> 00:17:30,718 The only way I know how to connect with people 337 00:17:30,801 --> 00:17:32,136 is through conflict. 338 00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:33,804 Can you relate to that? 339 00:17:35,181 --> 00:17:36,265 No. 340 00:17:36,348 --> 00:17:39,226 Punchenhimer is on top of us. What are we gonna do? 341 00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:42,813 I wish I had finished my training at Tiger's Nest. 342 00:17:42,897 --> 00:17:45,691 Gerd Jergins was teaching me the ultimate move, 343 00:17:45,775 --> 00:17:46,859 the Splatter Bolt Kick, 344 00:17:46,942 --> 00:17:49,779 a rapid-fire attack stronger than any punch. 345 00:17:49,862 --> 00:17:53,199 Alas, I do not have the knowledge to complete it. 346 00:17:53,282 --> 00:17:55,326 Rick does. He gathered all Kung Fu data 347 00:17:55,409 --> 00:17:57,328 when he dissected the Exploding Heart Technique. 348 00:17:57,411 --> 00:17:59,079 It'll take a bit of field surgery. 349 00:17:59,163 --> 00:18:01,499 I am willing to endure whatever it takes 350 00:18:01,582 --> 00:18:02,833 to reset the balance. 351 00:18:02,917 --> 00:18:05,294 Lie down. I'll try to keep the rubble out of your chest. 352 00:18:07,338 --> 00:18:08,881 Kill! Kill! Kill! 353 00:18:09,965 --> 00:18:11,759 Oh, no. She's found a way in. 354 00:18:11,842 --> 00:18:13,969 The pool bot is flooding the house to kill you, Keith. 355 00:18:14,053 --> 00:18:16,180 We gotta swim upstairs before it's too late. 356 00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:17,723 But I can't swim! 357 00:18:17,807 --> 00:18:20,392 - What? You clean pools! - It's my deepest shame. 358 00:18:20,476 --> 00:18:22,186 This is a total nightmare for me. 359 00:18:22,895 --> 00:18:24,271 Kill! Kill! Kill! 360 00:18:24,355 --> 00:18:25,397 Kill! Kill! 361 00:18:29,527 --> 00:18:30,694 Stay here. 362 00:18:30,778 --> 00:18:32,655 It's my pool and my problem. 363 00:18:32,738 --> 00:18:34,198 I'm the man of the house. 364 00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:38,327 Kill! Kill! Kill! 365 00:18:38,410 --> 00:18:41,497 Oh, no. Wait. I'm sorry. 366 00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:43,541 That other pool cleaner means nothing to me, baby. 367 00:18:43,624 --> 00:18:44,792 Nothing. 368 00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:47,461 You gots to believe you're my one and only. 369 00:18:47,545 --> 00:18:48,671 Task incomplete. 370 00:18:48,754 --> 00:18:50,881 Shh. Our task is incomplete, 371 00:18:50,965 --> 00:18:52,591 and I'm gonna fix that. 372 00:18:52,675 --> 00:18:56,053 Set an appointment for pool bot sexy time 373 00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:57,972 starting now. 374 00:18:59,014 --> 00:19:00,015 Clean? 375 00:19:30,296 --> 00:19:32,590 Alright, Jerry, we need to talk about this pool. 376 00:19:33,257 --> 00:19:34,550 Wow! 377 00:19:34,633 --> 00:19:36,510 The pool looks great, Keith. 378 00:19:37,094 --> 00:19:39,013 Yeah. Nice job, buddy. 379 00:19:39,096 --> 00:19:41,974 Sure. Yeah. All it needed was a little elbow grease. 380 00:19:42,057 --> 00:19:44,101 And Mr. Smith said he'll pay me 381 00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:46,645 three times my usual rate. 382 00:19:46,729 --> 00:19:48,439 Well, I never said… 383 00:19:48,522 --> 00:19:49,773 Oh, you better pay up 384 00:19:49,857 --> 00:19:52,818 or I'll tell her you fucked the pool bot. 385 00:19:52,902 --> 00:19:54,987 Guys, I'm only three feet away. I can hear everything. 386 00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:56,530 Jerry, you fucked the what now? 387 00:19:57,740 --> 00:19:59,158 The pool bot. 388 00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:00,826 It started cleaning my nipples. 389 00:20:00,910 --> 00:20:03,162 And, you know, that's-that's one of my go-tos. 390 00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:05,706 - So I started eating out her… - Dah-dah-da. 391 00:20:05,789 --> 00:20:07,708 I don't care what you do with the appliances, Jerry. 392 00:20:07,791 --> 00:20:09,543 My hair dryer makes me cum like a wild cat. 393 00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:13,631 Hold it, Punchenhimer! 394 00:20:13,714 --> 00:20:15,174 Pack your bags, asshole! 395 00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:17,009 We're here to send you back to hell. 396 00:20:17,092 --> 00:20:18,969 Get ready to feel Kung Fu! 397 00:20:19,053 --> 00:20:20,930 Combined with fire! 398 00:20:25,809 --> 00:20:28,771 Let's fight one last time together. 399 00:20:28,854 --> 00:20:30,856 Oh yeah, baby! 400 00:20:36,695 --> 00:20:38,155 Splatter Bolt Kick! 401 00:20:49,917 --> 00:20:52,002 Wasn't that refreshing? 402 00:20:52,086 --> 00:20:56,173 You three have learned the value of nonviolence. 403 00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:58,509 All is forgiven. 404 00:20:59,343 --> 00:21:01,345 Bye! 405 00:21:02,972 --> 00:21:04,098 Well, I'm bushed. 406 00:21:07,059 --> 00:21:08,769 - Almost done? - All finished. 407 00:21:08,852 --> 00:21:11,689 - What do you think, sir? - It's ready! Come and get it! 408 00:21:13,941 --> 00:21:15,943 - Wow! - Damn, son. 409 00:21:16,026 --> 00:21:18,195 - That's clean! - Our pool is amazing. 410 00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:19,488 You're the best dad ever. 411 00:21:19,571 --> 00:21:22,658 Yeah. Who needs Boob World when we got Dad's pool? 412 00:21:22,741 --> 00:21:24,576 I just wanna make you all happy. 413 00:21:24,660 --> 00:21:26,829 You did, Jerry. You really did. 414 00:21:26,912 --> 00:21:28,372 Ah, yes! 415 00:21:32,835 --> 00:21:34,086 Oh my God, I'm at a party. 416 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:38,799 Pool season, baby! Yeah! 417 00:21:38,882 --> 00:21:40,592 The Smith family has a pool! 418 00:22:14,918 --> 00:22:17,337 Beth, we talked about this. 419 00:22:17,421 --> 00:22:19,131 Okay, I forgot. 420 00:22:21,842 --> 00:22:22,885 Thank you. 421 00:22:25,763 --> 00:22:26,930 It's not the same. 422 00:22:27,014 --> 00:22:28,390 Yeah, I know. 423 00:22:30,768 --> 00:22:32,186 Did you get any of that?