1 00:00:08,717 --> 00:00:10,427 Oh, God. Oh, God. 2 00:00:16,516 --> 00:00:18,143 Oh, God. 3 00:00:33,450 --> 00:00:34,785 This fuckin' thing. 4 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:36,870 This… Fuck. 5 00:00:36,953 --> 00:00:38,163 Okay. 6 00:00:38,246 --> 00:00:39,456 Come on! 7 00:00:39,539 --> 00:00:40,874 Come on, man! 8 00:00:40,957 --> 00:00:43,084 Piece of fuckin'… piece of shit! 9 00:00:51,301 --> 00:00:53,053 Lockdown initiated. 10 00:00:57,849 --> 00:01:00,227 Morty! 11 00:01:01,978 --> 00:01:04,481 Oh, hey, pal. What's up? 12 00:01:04,564 --> 00:01:06,983 Oh, good morning, Morty. 13 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:08,443 Yeah. Sure thing. 14 00:01:08,527 --> 00:01:09,653 You want breakfast? 15 00:01:10,445 --> 00:01:11,446 Or dinner? 16 00:01:11,947 --> 00:01:14,366 Are you humoring me, Morty? 17 00:01:14,449 --> 00:01:15,534 No. 18 00:01:15,617 --> 00:01:17,828 I only had a couple of drinks, Morty! 19 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:19,913 So, what do you need me for? 20 00:01:19,996 --> 00:01:23,416 This fuckin' thing locked me out! 21 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:25,252 Okay. Well, whose fault is that? 22 00:01:25,335 --> 00:01:26,753 - Yours! - What? 23 00:01:26,837 --> 00:01:28,630 Let me in! 24 00:01:30,549 --> 00:01:34,219 Morty! 25 00:01:34,302 --> 00:01:36,805 I mean, Rick, I don't really know what I can do here. 26 00:01:36,888 --> 00:01:39,391 You don't give a shit about Grandpa, huh? 27 00:01:39,474 --> 00:01:40,475 Is that it, Morty? 28 00:01:40,559 --> 00:01:42,269 - You want me dead? - Rick. 29 00:01:42,352 --> 00:01:45,230 You won't inherit anything from me, Morty. 30 00:01:45,313 --> 00:01:47,482 Evil boy. Wicked boy. 31 00:01:47,566 --> 00:01:48,733 Okay. You know what? 32 00:01:48,817 --> 00:01:51,236 Hello? Rick Sanchez's phone. 33 00:01:51,319 --> 00:01:52,946 How'd you get this number? 34 00:01:53,613 --> 00:01:54,865 - Reese! - Reese? 35 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:56,950 You're in town? Of course we can. 36 00:01:57,033 --> 00:01:59,953 Of course I'm drunk. Let's see you soon! 37 00:02:00,036 --> 00:02:01,037 Guess who that was! 38 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:03,415 It was Reese. You said it out loud! 39 00:02:03,498 --> 00:02:05,584 Fucking Reese, Morty! 40 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:07,878 Who needs passwords, huh? 41 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:10,881 We need our minds off of this shit, Morty. 42 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:12,674 We gotta hang out with our pal Reese! 43 00:02:12,757 --> 00:02:15,510 Rick, you just yelled at me, and I don't even care. 44 00:02:15,594 --> 00:02:17,095 I like Reese that much. 45 00:02:17,178 --> 00:02:19,180 That's 'cause he's the fuckin' best! 46 00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:20,557 You got that right. 47 00:02:23,768 --> 00:02:26,897 Reese! Reese! Reese! Reese! Reese! Reese! 48 00:03:01,806 --> 00:03:03,266 I love these trips, Reese. 49 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:04,684 Hell yeah! 50 00:03:04,768 --> 00:03:06,853 Fly-fishing, baby! 51 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:10,106 Aww! Was that my fault? 52 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:11,316 Did I fuck that up? 53 00:03:11,399 --> 00:03:13,818 M-dawg, if they never got away, 54 00:03:13,902 --> 00:03:15,487 what'd be the point of catching 'em? 55 00:03:15,570 --> 00:03:18,698 Man, that's some great, great fly-fishing wisdom, Reese. 56 00:03:18,782 --> 00:03:19,824 Really calming. 57 00:03:19,908 --> 00:03:21,952 You gotta wade with the current, dude. 58 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:23,119 You're the best. 59 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:24,996 Aww, geez! 60 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:27,582 Hey, Morty. Morty, Morty, Morty, Morty! 61 00:03:27,666 --> 00:03:29,918 Oh! Oh, God! Rick! 62 00:03:30,001 --> 00:03:31,544 Get outta here! 63 00:03:35,173 --> 00:03:37,133 I know I packed the special marshmallows. 64 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:39,094 - One job. - I opened the cabinet, 65 00:03:39,177 --> 00:03:41,137 I looked at them. I know I looked at them! 66 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:44,140 One job! You forgot them on the last Reese trip. 67 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:45,850 Seems like a bad thing to trust me with, then. 68 00:03:45,934 --> 00:03:48,228 You gotta be more patient with Morty, Rick. 69 00:03:48,311 --> 00:03:50,188 Not everyone can be a genius. 70 00:03:50,271 --> 00:03:53,525 It's what you do with what you got that counts. 71 00:03:54,109 --> 00:03:56,486 Sorry, Morty. I could take it easier on you. 72 00:03:56,569 --> 00:03:59,114 I'm still wired from catching all those fish. 73 00:03:59,823 --> 00:04:02,659 Well, you'd find a way to get high on anything. 74 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:04,411 Ain't that the truth? 75 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:06,913 True. 76 00:04:07,497 --> 00:04:09,332 You know, Rick, you two may fight, 77 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:11,751 but you're the real deal. 78 00:04:12,711 --> 00:04:13,753 Thanks, Reese. 79 00:04:15,171 --> 00:04:17,757 Ah, man. I hate to do this, guys, 80 00:04:17,841 --> 00:04:20,260 but I got some work stuff I still need to hit. 81 00:04:20,343 --> 00:04:21,344 Might have to call it. 82 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:23,304 Sounds good to me. I'm beat. 83 00:04:23,388 --> 00:04:25,432 What? The trip just started. 84 00:04:25,515 --> 00:04:28,393 Sorry, champ, but the river's not going anywhere. 85 00:04:28,476 --> 00:04:31,646 Shake a leg, Morty. Some of us got responsibilities. 86 00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:37,027 You could always just move to Earth, Reese. 87 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:39,904 Rick's a god. He could, like, grow your job out of slime. 88 00:04:39,988 --> 00:04:41,823 He could grow your whole company out of slime. 89 00:04:41,906 --> 00:04:43,491 It's a great idea, Morty. 90 00:04:43,575 --> 00:04:44,993 I'll pitch it to my boss. 91 00:04:45,076 --> 00:04:46,369 Bye, Reese. 92 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:50,248 Remember, wade with the current, pal. 93 00:04:51,082 --> 00:04:52,292 Theft detected. 94 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:57,297 Did you just… 95 00:04:59,090 --> 00:05:00,216 Threat nullified. 96 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,927 - Shit. - Jesus fucking Christ! 97 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:04,012 Okay, so, Morty, 98 00:05:04,095 --> 00:05:06,681 I know your instinct will be to make a big deal about this. 99 00:05:06,765 --> 00:05:08,516 You'll be all, "Betrayal! Betrayal!" 100 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:10,477 We've known him for years! 101 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:14,064 So Reese takes us camping whenever you get locked out? 102 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:17,067 Oh, my God. Am I your fucking password? 103 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:18,902 It's more complex than that. 104 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:22,363 But, yes. Our relationship is unique in the multiverse. 105 00:05:22,447 --> 00:05:23,740 There. Jerk off to it. 106 00:05:23,823 --> 00:05:25,283 It's what you always wanted. 107 00:05:25,366 --> 00:05:27,869 We're unique, and I depend on you. Whoa! 108 00:05:27,952 --> 00:05:29,913 And you needed to gaslight me 109 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:31,998 with a cool fake friend to verify that? 110 00:05:32,082 --> 00:05:33,583 Morty, how can you be mad at this? 111 00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:36,586 I created an awesome guy we had a great time with. 112 00:05:36,669 --> 00:05:38,421 I'm more sad about this than you, Morty. 113 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:40,173 I liked Reese. Reese was cool. 114 00:05:40,256 --> 00:05:42,842 Now I gotta build a new fuckin' Reese thing! 115 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:16,209 - What? - It's just… 116 00:06:16,292 --> 00:06:18,920 How is there that much liquid in there? 117 00:06:19,003 --> 00:06:22,006 Oh. This one is… it's a portal thing. 118 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:24,676 There's a big silo full of vodka on this one planet. 119 00:06:24,759 --> 00:06:27,345 These little hog-men keep it full for me. 120 00:06:27,428 --> 00:06:30,181 - Okay. - I'm gonna go empty it. 121 00:06:37,522 --> 00:06:40,024 Rick? That was fucked up, Rick. 122 00:06:40,859 --> 00:06:42,277 But I can handle fucked up. 123 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:44,737 And now that I know what Reese is, 124 00:06:44,821 --> 00:06:47,448 we can hang out with him all the time, right? 125 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:49,868 Morty, wha-wha… 126 00:06:49,951 --> 00:06:51,911 What the hell are you doing to him? 127 00:06:51,995 --> 00:06:57,250 Oh. I gotta transfer over some stuff before disposal. 128 00:06:57,333 --> 00:06:58,501 "Disposal"? 129 00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:01,296 Reese is a liability, Morty. 130 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:02,463 He's like a credit card. 131 00:07:02,547 --> 00:07:04,549 If he's not in use, he's gotta be shredded. 132 00:07:04,632 --> 00:07:05,633 Chin up, Morty. 133 00:07:05,717 --> 00:07:08,761 It's my bad for going all Iron Giant in front of ya. 134 00:07:08,845 --> 00:07:10,138 I don't want you to die. 135 00:07:10,221 --> 00:07:12,432 Hey, hey, hey, I'm not dying… 136 00:07:12,515 --> 00:07:13,933 'cause I was never really living. 137 00:07:14,017 --> 00:07:16,269 He's got all my passwords, Morty. 138 00:07:16,352 --> 00:07:19,063 You can't just… he's not a guy, he's a wallet. 139 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:20,148 Nice wallet. 140 00:07:21,149 --> 00:07:22,150 Morty! 141 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:25,695 Lockdown initiated. 142 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:28,406 Morty, no! 143 00:07:39,876 --> 00:07:41,211 Reese is my friend! 144 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:42,629 He's not alive, Morty! 145 00:07:42,712 --> 00:07:45,340 He's a program that unlocks my computer 146 00:07:45,423 --> 00:07:46,674 and dispenses clichés! 147 00:07:46,758 --> 00:07:49,052 You better open that hatch, Morty! 148 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:56,684 Reese? Are you okay? 149 00:07:56,768 --> 00:07:58,811 Whoa! I'm a bit worried. 150 00:07:58,895 --> 00:08:01,356 I mean, what happens when Rick reels us in? 151 00:08:01,439 --> 00:08:02,941 Guess I can drop the folksy act. 152 00:08:03,024 --> 00:08:05,443 No, I like it. It's part of the charm. 153 00:08:05,526 --> 00:08:06,986 Well, then where are we casting off? 154 00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:08,863 There's an old landline portal down here. 155 00:08:08,947 --> 00:08:10,114 Level 17. 156 00:08:10,198 --> 00:08:11,532 We'll figure it out from there. 157 00:08:11,616 --> 00:08:13,076 Aye-aye, Captain! 158 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:15,578 Maybe a lighter touch. 159 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,923 Oh! The TV froze! 160 00:08:27,006 --> 00:08:28,258 Now what do I think? 161 00:08:34,639 --> 00:08:36,557 Huge Clouds Metallurgy. 162 00:08:36,641 --> 00:08:37,976 You guys helped me build a lock. 163 00:08:38,810 --> 00:08:40,478 That's right, we did. 164 00:08:40,561 --> 00:08:41,854 I locked it with the keys inside. 165 00:08:41,938 --> 00:08:44,065 That is gonna take some metallurgy. 166 00:08:44,148 --> 00:08:46,776 You said it. How soon can your technician get here? 167 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,279 We need remote system access. 168 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:50,780 Can do. One sec. 169 00:08:51,572 --> 00:08:52,699 Hey, Jerry, call for you. 170 00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:53,783 Hello… 171 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,290 Yeah, yeah, you're a bipedal simian now, 172 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:02,083 in a gravity of 9.8 MPS. 173 00:09:02,166 --> 00:09:03,668 Don't get any ideas. 174 00:09:03,751 --> 00:09:06,170 So much mass. 175 00:09:08,339 --> 00:09:11,384 Sorry, sorry. You said the lock was… 176 00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:15,555 This is interesting. 177 00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:18,141 We don't sell this model double-bonded. 178 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:20,518 I know. Did that myself. 179 00:09:21,644 --> 00:09:24,188 This is quality work. 180 00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:25,273 Oh, thanks. 181 00:09:25,356 --> 00:09:27,900 Of course, it does void the warranty. 182 00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:28,985 What? 183 00:09:29,068 --> 00:09:31,821 I'll need access to this whole thing. 184 00:09:31,904 --> 00:09:33,948 Might have to dig it all out. 185 00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:37,493 Is there a place where I could get tools and things for this? 186 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:38,911 A hardware store? 187 00:09:38,995 --> 00:09:41,205 - Yes. - And you're not just stalling 188 00:09:41,289 --> 00:09:42,790 'cause you wanna take this new body out 189 00:09:42,874 --> 00:09:44,584 for a sensory flight of fancy? 190 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:46,002 No. 191 00:09:47,503 --> 00:09:51,049 Remember, whole subbasement dug out! 192 00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:55,136 Should be a straight shot to 17. 193 00:09:55,219 --> 00:09:58,431 Just have to… cut through the prison level. 194 00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:04,020 Hey, those weapons you used earlier to kill that raccoon… 195 00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:05,146 Destroy the intruder. 196 00:10:05,229 --> 00:10:06,814 Destroy the intruder! That's better. 197 00:10:06,898 --> 00:10:09,067 Can you use those whenever? 198 00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:11,778 Not really. I mean, just on things that threaten you, 199 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:13,237 the house, or Rick. 200 00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:15,865 So you can destroy things 201 00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:17,533 that are hurting me. 202 00:10:18,951 --> 00:10:19,994 Yes. 203 00:10:20,078 --> 00:10:21,829 Aw, geez. 204 00:10:28,711 --> 00:10:30,213 Threat nullified. 205 00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:35,343 Here we go. There should be no shortage of threats in here. 206 00:10:36,844 --> 00:10:39,097 Thank fucking God. 207 00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:40,431 That was gonna suck. 208 00:10:40,515 --> 00:10:42,683 Aw, I was fixing to have me a hootenanny 209 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:43,893 like you wouldn't believe. 210 00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:45,144 Revenge! 211 00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:50,066 He grabbed your leg and screamed "revenge." 212 00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:51,776 No, no, all that buildup, 213 00:10:51,859 --> 00:10:53,486 I'm glad something happened. 214 00:10:54,445 --> 00:10:57,698 Morty I don't actually know what "hootenanny" means. 215 00:10:57,782 --> 00:10:59,492 It's okay. We're almost there. 216 00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:05,248 - Where the fuck is that guy? - Dad? 217 00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:08,084 Where's Jerry? 218 00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:10,461 That's exactly what I'm wondering! 219 00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:16,884 - Hello? - That doesn't sound 220 00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:18,386 like a hardware store. 221 00:11:18,469 --> 00:11:19,470 It is! 222 00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:27,979 You let anyone do that? 223 00:11:28,062 --> 00:11:29,564 He gave us all the money he had. 224 00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:36,404 Threat nullified. 225 00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:38,156 Hey, how's your head? 226 00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:40,575 My vision's gettin' pretty cloudy. 227 00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:44,370 But even I can see you're almost free, Reese! 228 00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:48,166 Yes! We're getting you out of here! 229 00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:59,510 Oh, that looks nice. 230 00:11:59,594 --> 00:12:01,554 Good. Then that's your new home. 231 00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:07,560 Wow. 232 00:12:07,643 --> 00:12:10,480 Huh. Expected a different kind of catfish. 233 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:11,856 'Scuse me. 234 00:12:11,939 --> 00:12:13,733 Is there still forest around here? 235 00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:15,318 What's that? Oh, no. 236 00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:18,029 Not since the God in the White Coat. 237 00:12:18,112 --> 00:12:21,073 He gave our world the gift of metal and computer science. 238 00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:24,118 In return, we run his holy silo. 239 00:12:24,202 --> 00:12:26,245 The younger hogs resent our duty. 240 00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:27,538 Can't say I blame 'em. 241 00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:30,666 If wages keep stagnatin', maybe I'll do something worse! 242 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,753 Oh, wow. Yeah, that guy's my grandpa. 243 00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:36,464 This is Reese. He works for him too. 244 00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:37,548 The password man. 245 00:12:37,632 --> 00:12:39,300 Oh, I may be putting down roots here. 246 00:12:39,383 --> 00:12:41,511 Please do! Now, if y'all will excuse me, 247 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:44,847 I'm needed at a high-tech potato distillery. 248 00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:46,891 Well, we did it, Reese. 249 00:12:46,974 --> 00:12:48,768 It's the first day of the rest of your life. 250 00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:51,270 Before today, I was a two-factor authenticator 251 00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:52,897 with a vague Southern affect. 252 00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:55,566 Now I can be whatever I want. 253 00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:58,819 - Thank you, Morty. - You're welcome, Reese. 254 00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:01,822 - Wade with the current. - I'll probably do somethin' else. 255 00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:04,283 Fishing's boring! 256 00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:07,662 Busy store. 257 00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:10,581 Plus, I had to run with these weird legs. 258 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,384 There we go. 259 00:13:22,093 --> 00:13:24,554 Bro, you made me dig out the whole thing. 260 00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:27,181 Oh! Hey, hey, Rick. 261 00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:29,850 Goddamn it, Morty! We just cracked the lock! 262 00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:31,519 Now I have to pay this guy his full rate! 263 00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:33,896 I am very expensive. 264 00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:35,189 Where's Reese? 265 00:13:35,273 --> 00:13:36,399 Safe from you! 266 00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:37,900 I took him through the landline portal 267 00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:40,653 and set him up with a new life with his new hog friends. 268 00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:41,737 Oh, no. 269 00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:48,619 Rick Sanchez, we have taken possession 270 00:13:48,703 --> 00:13:49,912 of your password man. 271 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,956 Long live the Hog Resistance! 272 00:13:52,039 --> 00:13:53,374 Morty, you dumb idiot! 273 00:13:53,457 --> 00:13:55,751 You think those vodka hogs wouldn't fuck me over? 274 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,296 The good-natured rustic thing is just an act! 275 00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:01,007 Their whole planet runs on my tech, Morty! 276 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,011 Whoa! 277 00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:08,556 I'm gonna fuckin' barf! 278 00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:15,521 Rick Sanchez, you will no longer subjugate our homeworld! 279 00:14:15,605 --> 00:14:17,440 - Fuck you! - Go make my vodka! 280 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:18,524 No! 281 00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:21,319 We just got access to your desktop! 282 00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:23,529 Oh, are these circles fucking? 283 00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:25,031 They're making love! 284 00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:26,824 IT guy, rip that computer out! 285 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:34,498 Are Summer and Mom home? 286 00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:36,584 Fuck! 287 00:14:39,086 --> 00:14:40,171 Morty, grab on! 288 00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:54,352 - Why is the furniture attacking us? - Rick's been hacked! 289 00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:56,687 Because Morty assumed that hogs in overalls 290 00:14:56,771 --> 00:14:58,189 couldn't also be hackers! 291 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:06,197 Um, Dad, you're losing a lot of blood. 292 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,949 It's okay! I can make more! 293 00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:10,034 Badass. 294 00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:15,373 Stop replacing my stuff with robots! 295 00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:16,666 You never noticed the difference! 296 00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:19,168 Rick lies to everyone! 297 00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:21,754 Doesn't that make you wanna join the resistance? 298 00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:28,094 Shit! The floor is lava! 299 00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:29,970 Did you put that in for defense or for fun? 300 00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:31,055 I don't remember! 301 00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:35,267 You ever think about how instead of wrapping yourself 302 00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:38,145 in infinite layers of defense, you could just be nicer to people? 303 00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:39,397 Never once, Morty! 304 00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:44,527 Rick Sanchez, is your refrigerator running? 305 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,237 Because you better go and catch it! 306 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:47,321 You owe me. 307 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,871 Everyone, kill yourselves! 308 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,915 - I'll help! - Huh? 309 00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:04,380 Listen to this. It's the ocean or something. 310 00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:11,220 Thanks for turning off the lava. 311 00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:14,640 You couldn't have turned off everything? 312 00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:24,734 Emergency shutoff in my room. 313 00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:26,610 Run! 314 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,453 I hate living here! 315 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,371 Move! 316 00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:40,416 Hit that shutoff quick. It stinks in here. 317 00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:41,542 Punching down. 318 00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:52,762 - See? All fixed. - Awesome. 319 00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:56,474 Thank goodness you knocked out all that stuff. 320 00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:57,975 Yep. Nothing electronic left 321 00:16:58,058 --> 00:16:59,852 that can be hacked or turned against us. 322 00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:00,936 Salud! 323 00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:10,070 The Liberation of Hog Planet is at hand. 324 00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:12,740 Prepare for your death, Oppressor Sanchez. 325 00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:14,116 Reese, no! 326 00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:16,160 Run! 327 00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:18,954 Whoa. New look for Reese. 328 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,207 I don't like how many adult friends Morty has. 329 00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:27,505 Rick, use your implants! 330 00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:30,591 What part of "nothing electronic" went over your head, Morty? 331 00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:31,717 Hit him with pipes! 332 00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:36,305 It's not doing anything! 333 00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:37,389 Whoa! 334 00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:45,356 Sorry I'm doing this, Rick. 335 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,484 I think someone messed with my head. 336 00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:51,403 Reese, it's me! Remember? You told me it was normal 337 00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:52,947 to have one pube longer than the others? 338 00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:55,366 Stop trying to override his programming with love, Morty! 339 00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:57,701 Well, hitting him with pipes isn't working! Ow! 340 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,247 You can't love something out of hurting you! 341 00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:04,166 - Oh, you'd sure love that to be true! - Fuck you, Morty! 342 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:05,584 - I hate you! - I hate you! 343 00:18:05,668 --> 00:18:08,212 - I hate you! I hate you! - I hate you! I hate you! 344 00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:10,214 I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! 345 00:18:10,297 --> 00:18:12,925 - I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! - I hate you! 346 00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:18,931 You know what, Rick? You two may fight, 347 00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:22,101 but you're the real deal. 348 00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:30,985 Huh. 349 00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:33,279 Probably doesn't mean anything. 350 00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:35,155 Yep. 351 00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:45,416 Hey, Grandpa, did you turn the yard into a giant sinkhole 352 00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:46,792 when you dug out the subbasement? 353 00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:48,210 It's fine. It's just some tunnels. 354 00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:49,962 Are the tunnels reinforced? 355 00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:52,423 Don't overthink the tunnels. I have a handle on the tunnels. 356 00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:01,724 How much longer is he gonna be Dad for? 357 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:02,933 - I like him. - Me too. 358 00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:05,144 Summer just taught me what "push-ups" are. 359 00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:07,730 I did. He's fucking nailing them. 360 00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:09,899 - Mom? - Oh. One more week? 361 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,776 - What? - No, no, you're right. 362 00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:16,488 It was good getting to know you, The Smiths. 363 00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:18,657 - Wait! - Morty, him leaving was your idea. 364 00:19:18,741 --> 00:19:20,784 Well, I have another idea. 365 00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:32,588 Ugh! Why do I taste rainbow wax? 366 00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:34,506 Why do you know what that tastes like? 367 00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:41,305 - How's it feel? - Not as wet as the last guy, 368 00:19:41,388 --> 00:19:42,598 but I'll fix that. 369 00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:48,729 I'm glad you're getting to live on, Reese. 370 00:19:48,812 --> 00:19:50,773 And getting a pretty sweet rig out of the deal. 371 00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:53,651 I hope you have a good life out there. 372 00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:55,653 I… I love you. 373 00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:58,489 And I love how much matter you're made of. 374 00:19:58,572 --> 00:20:01,241 I'm leaving now, to do things that are my business. 375 00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:03,535 There is a place called Skyzone. 376 00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:05,162 Do not visit me there. 377 00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:09,500 What, you gonna keep sighing until I notice? 378 00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:11,502 - I'm just breathing. - He's alive, Morty. 379 00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:12,586 You're welcome. 380 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,341 Fuckin' hogs. Fuckin' Morty. 381 00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:19,218 Cost me a flask. 382 00:20:21,845 --> 00:20:24,264 Learned my lesson. No more portal flasks. 383 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,278 Morty, I can tell you're disgusted… 384 00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:42,074 but you're gonna be just like me! 385 00:20:42,157 --> 00:20:44,827 It's a disease, Morty! A genetic disease! 386 00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:46,370 It's already in you, Morty! 387 00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:19,903 Hey, buddy, you good? 388 00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:23,323 Fuck you, Morty, you little piece of shit. 389 00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:25,075 You think you're better than me, Morty? 390 00:21:25,159 --> 00:21:27,327 I'm gonna kill you! I'll kill you! 391 00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:29,038 Hey, guys! I'm Rex. 392 00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:30,372 I just moved in next door, 393 00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:32,624 and I love Minecraft and skateboarding! 394 00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:38,297 Wait, he's not… 395 00:21:40,340 --> 00:21:41,508 Georgie Boy! 396 00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:44,178 Morty, would you believe 397 00:21:44,261 --> 00:21:46,680 my unrelated friend, Georgie Boy, wants to hang? 398 00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:48,932 Howdy, fellas! 399 00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:50,934 - Georgie Boy! Georgie Boy! - But… Oh. 400 00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:52,853 Georgie Boy! Georgie Boy! 401 00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:55,856 Did you get any of that?