1 00:00:06,173 --> 00:00:07,299 - What? - Nothing. 2 00:00:07,382 --> 00:00:09,426 Just waiting for you to finish. 3 00:00:09,509 --> 00:00:11,136 The fuck you talking about? 4 00:00:11,219 --> 00:00:13,847 It's all-you-can-eat here! Dig in! 5 00:00:13,930 --> 00:00:16,099 You said we were going somewhere awesome! 6 00:00:16,183 --> 00:00:17,184 We did. 7 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:19,936 Here. And we're still here. 8 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:22,647 Can't you guys see this for what it is? 9 00:00:22,731 --> 00:00:26,067 Bottomless pitchers of alien beer in a garden, 10 00:00:26,151 --> 00:00:27,778 a beer garden! 11 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:29,571 No genocide within hearing distance. 12 00:00:29,654 --> 00:00:32,949 I mean, this is, to quote a movie I will never watch, 13 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,951 "As good as it gets." 14 00:00:35,452 --> 00:00:38,079 - It is? - That's… sad. 15 00:00:40,540 --> 00:00:43,376 Oh my God. Whatever you have to say is not this time-sensitive. 16 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:46,963 I can't believe you're making me pause to talk this much. 17 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:50,217 You guys, this is where sentience peaks. 18 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:52,803 This is not being chased and not chasing. 19 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:56,056 This is what spiritual types call… 20 00:00:56,723 --> 00:00:59,434 I don't know, Vishnu's titty. 21 00:00:59,518 --> 00:01:01,019 Latch on and gobble up. 22 00:01:01,102 --> 00:01:03,522 - Was that ad targeting Morty? - It didn't land over here. 23 00:01:08,902 --> 00:01:11,196 We're happy you're happy, I guess. 24 00:01:11,279 --> 00:01:12,280 So much… 25 00:01:13,824 --> 00:01:14,950 So much yeast. 26 00:01:15,033 --> 00:01:17,994 Yeah. Everything you ate is designed to expand. 27 00:01:18,787 --> 00:01:20,247 Good point, Sum-Sum. 28 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:22,833 Let's get Grandpa a new tum-tum. 29 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:24,042 Not quite what I was pitching. 30 00:01:24,125 --> 00:01:25,919 Did we… We drove here, right? 31 00:01:26,002 --> 00:01:27,462 Yeah. Rick gave you his keys. 32 00:01:27,546 --> 00:01:30,674 New stomach, stomach that is new 33 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:33,009 No, Grandpa, we're not portaling. Keys! 34 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:36,054 - I'm looking! I'm looking! - Grandpa, slow down. 35 00:01:36,137 --> 00:01:38,682 Why do we even bother driving anywhere? 36 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:41,560 - Hurry up, Morty. - No, Rick, get back over here! 37 00:01:41,643 --> 00:01:43,311 - Or what? - What? 38 00:01:43,395 --> 00:01:46,982 Or what? What are you gonna do if I don't do what you say? 39 00:01:47,065 --> 00:01:48,525 Travel Hitler! 40 00:01:48,608 --> 00:01:50,569 I'm the smartest living thing 41 00:01:50,652 --> 00:01:52,946 in the carbon-based unisphere. 42 00:01:53,029 --> 00:01:55,824 What's gonna happen to me if I refuse to… 43 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:37,574 So this place sells any body part? 44 00:02:37,657 --> 00:02:39,075 I'd love to have thinner ankles. 45 00:02:41,119 --> 00:02:42,120 Oh, G… 46 00:02:47,459 --> 00:02:49,502 Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck! 47 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:51,338 Of all the stupid… 48 00:02:52,380 --> 00:02:53,506 Dicks. 49 00:02:53,590 --> 00:02:54,883 Tampering detected. 50 00:02:54,966 --> 00:02:57,260 Dramatic. I barely touched you. 51 00:02:57,344 --> 00:02:59,346 - Initiating self-destruct. - What? 52 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:01,348 - This body has… - Seven. 53 00:03:01,431 --> 00:03:02,766 …nuclear devices. 54 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:05,560 - Please retreat to range of… - Fourteen miles. 55 00:03:05,644 --> 00:03:07,687 Bitch, they can't make me run one mile. 56 00:03:10,941 --> 00:03:12,484 Fuck! 57 00:03:15,570 --> 00:03:16,780 This is not my fault! 58 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:18,365 How do I disable self-destruct? 59 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:19,783 She needs help with self-destruct. 60 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:20,951 Hey! No tampering! 61 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:22,035 Tell me what to do! 62 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:26,081 Flip me over, back panel, Mortysuxx with two Xs. 63 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:31,836 - Tear ducts on. - No. Ow! 64 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:33,505 Time zone: Mountain Time. 65 00:03:33,588 --> 00:03:34,756 - No! - Self-destruct… 66 00:03:34,839 --> 00:03:36,466 - Oh my God. - …paused. 67 00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:37,968 Phew. 68 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:39,052 Don't relax yet. 69 00:03:39,135 --> 00:03:40,887 You're in the wrong place to be toting that thing around. 70 00:03:40,971 --> 00:03:42,806 Duh. It looks like I murdered a guy. 71 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:45,308 Oh, that's fine. They see a lot of murder, actually. 72 00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:46,977 The cops have really given up down there. 73 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:49,020 - What? - Hey, you turned off self-destruct, 74 00:03:49,104 --> 00:03:51,022 - not me. - Give Morty the phone! 75 00:03:51,106 --> 00:03:52,148 - Morty! - Hey! 76 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:54,401 - Morty, no! - How is Rick's head even alive? 77 00:03:54,484 --> 00:03:56,528 He's got little inflatable neck bags. 78 00:03:56,611 --> 00:03:57,904 What do we do here, sis? 79 00:03:57,988 --> 00:03:59,781 I checked. I don't have the keys. 80 00:03:59,864 --> 00:04:02,283 No, that's my bad. They were in his lab coat. 81 00:04:02,367 --> 00:04:04,285 - Goddamn it! - Portal gun's fried too. 82 00:04:04,369 --> 00:04:05,996 We might actually be fucked here. 83 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:08,456 She's on the same planet. We're fine. 84 00:04:08,540 --> 00:04:10,125 Grandpa, be helpful. 85 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:12,043 I am. Get to my guy Seb's and sit tight. 86 00:04:12,127 --> 00:04:14,629 I'll have Morty drop a pin. Morty, hang up so you can drop a pin. 87 00:04:15,714 --> 00:04:17,924 Hoo! I am back! 88 00:04:18,008 --> 00:04:20,427 Wow! Beheading really sobers you up. 89 00:04:22,012 --> 00:04:24,806 Maybe lost a little too much air on that "hoo" just now. 90 00:04:24,889 --> 00:04:26,808 Pick me up. We gotta fix this ticking clock. 91 00:04:30,562 --> 00:04:32,147 This is gonna gargle total balls. 92 00:04:32,897 --> 00:04:34,816 Let's see what other settings you have. 93 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:49,789 Whoa! Check out that body. 94 00:04:49,873 --> 00:04:50,999 Girl ain't bad either. 95 00:04:51,082 --> 00:04:53,418 Don't be gross. Come on. Let's kill her and steal it. 96 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:55,712 Need help with this unit, miss? 97 00:04:55,795 --> 00:04:56,838 Back off! 98 00:04:57,756 --> 00:04:59,090 - Hey! - Oh, was this yours? 99 00:04:59,174 --> 00:05:01,009 Get away from my grandpa! 100 00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:03,386 Give us that body! 101 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:15,482 - Sunblock? - This body's a gold mine! 102 00:05:16,775 --> 00:05:20,111 Whoa! What a great demo of its capabilities! 103 00:05:20,195 --> 00:05:21,696 Oh, goddamn it. 104 00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:24,324 Transport setting, transport setting, transport setting. 105 00:05:24,407 --> 00:05:25,492 Yes! 106 00:05:30,246 --> 00:05:31,623 Why are we at a hospital? 107 00:05:31,706 --> 00:05:34,125 Wait. We better not be here to raid the medicine cabinet. 108 00:05:34,209 --> 00:05:35,543 With me and what liver, Morty? 109 00:05:35,627 --> 00:05:36,920 Hey! No, no! 110 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:38,421 I decide when I have spittle! 111 00:05:40,131 --> 00:05:42,133 Ah, this is the one they mentioned. 112 00:05:42,217 --> 00:05:43,635 Is healthcare always this slow? 113 00:05:43,718 --> 00:05:46,096 I could fix healthcare. I'm thinking of fixes right now. 114 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:49,140 Little boy, do you understand those papers you signed? 115 00:05:49,224 --> 00:05:50,809 You really consent to this? 116 00:05:50,892 --> 00:05:52,477 Why? What's wrong? 117 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:54,729 You signed up for a head-ectomy. 118 00:05:54,813 --> 00:05:56,314 Is that bad? 119 00:05:58,650 --> 00:06:00,735 You were gonna become my head! 120 00:06:00,819 --> 00:06:02,028 Not anymore! 121 00:06:02,112 --> 00:06:03,530 The police have been notified, son. 122 00:06:03,613 --> 00:06:05,657 Well, hang on! I don't want the surgery, 123 00:06:05,740 --> 00:06:07,700 - but I also don't want… - Stay right here. 124 00:06:07,784 --> 00:06:10,245 Thanks for nothing, Morty! Now we're in trouble. 125 00:06:10,328 --> 00:06:12,789 Are you insane? We just need to get to Summer! 126 00:06:12,872 --> 00:06:14,666 Look at that nosy, interloping shit. 127 00:06:14,749 --> 00:06:16,668 I bet he called weird hospital security. 128 00:06:16,751 --> 00:06:18,753 Oh fuck, he called weird hospital security! 129 00:06:18,837 --> 00:06:20,463 Morty, out the window! Morty, out the window now! 130 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:24,467 - The window, Morty! The window! - Stop them! 131 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:26,678 - Taxi! - Hey! 132 00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:28,346 - Morty! Ow! - Drive! 133 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:31,891 You're the worst grandpa ever! 134 00:06:31,975 --> 00:06:34,394 I'm not your grandpa, Morty. I'm your grandpa's head. 135 00:06:34,477 --> 00:06:35,478 What's the difference? 136 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:36,688 I didn't know there was one. 137 00:06:36,771 --> 00:06:38,648 But it's only been an hour and let me tell you, 138 00:06:38,731 --> 00:06:40,275 it is crazy having no dick. 139 00:06:40,358 --> 00:06:42,193 - Gross! - The opposite of gross. 140 00:06:42,277 --> 00:06:43,278 Total clarity. 141 00:06:43,945 --> 00:06:46,573 My bags are sagging. We did not fix that clock at all. 142 00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:49,159 You got to upgrade me soon, Morty. Otherwise, I'll just die. 143 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:51,244 Then you and Summer will be extra fucked. 144 00:06:51,327 --> 00:06:54,497 Breaking news. A severed head has kidnapped a small child. 145 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:56,499 Authorities are on high alert. 146 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:59,419 And to be clear, there is a reward. 147 00:06:59,502 --> 00:07:01,254 A fat reward. 148 00:07:09,470 --> 00:07:12,056 We didn't have money anyway. Where to? 149 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:14,184 I don't know! I can't see shit from down here! 150 00:07:15,185 --> 00:07:17,103 Oh, God! No brakes, no brakes, no brakes! 151 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:27,238 Are you Seb? My Grandpa Rick sent me. 152 00:07:27,322 --> 00:07:28,781 He said we could lay low here. 153 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:30,241 He got his head chopped off. 154 00:07:30,325 --> 00:07:31,868 His head's still alive, I guess. 155 00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:33,411 I don't know why I'm telling you all this. 156 00:07:33,494 --> 00:07:35,371 It's cool. We're best friends. 157 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:37,040 Oh. You're not the stomach guy? 158 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:39,417 Rick comes to me for lots of stuff. 159 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:42,462 But yes, it's usually stomach-forward. 160 00:07:42,545 --> 00:07:44,714 Sorry, I didn't mean it however you're taking it. 161 00:07:44,797 --> 00:07:46,716 Does Rick hang with other mechanics? 162 00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:48,676 I don't know. This neighborhood is terrifying. 163 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:50,887 Do you have anything to make this thing less useless? 164 00:07:51,596 --> 00:07:53,556 Not sure the "stomach guy"… 165 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,934 Bro, your skin's metal. It can't be that thin. 166 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:01,564 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 167 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:02,649 Body, no! 168 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:04,442 Easy, fella. 169 00:08:04,525 --> 00:08:06,402 - Easy. - It's okay. 170 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:07,946 It's okay. 171 00:08:08,029 --> 00:08:10,323 You can't see or hear me right now, can you? 172 00:08:10,406 --> 00:08:12,742 Do you have anything that can, you know… 173 00:08:20,083 --> 00:08:23,753 Sonar, infrared, everything you simians need. 174 00:08:23,836 --> 00:08:25,213 How you feel, pal? 175 00:08:33,304 --> 00:08:35,306 Alright. I'm chilling at Seb's. What's your status? 176 00:08:35,390 --> 00:08:37,308 - Occupied! - I need an air filter and weapons 177 00:08:37,392 --> 00:08:38,393 or Morty will have killed me. 178 00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:41,479 Okay, does this work, like an electronics store? 179 00:08:41,562 --> 00:08:43,356 - Yes! Fine! Go! - Hurry, please. 180 00:08:43,439 --> 00:08:45,608 This neighborhood smells like gasoline, which I liked at first, 181 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:46,776 but now feel sick from. 182 00:08:46,859 --> 00:08:48,319 Rick, we still don't have money! 183 00:08:48,403 --> 00:08:50,822 Time to be a problem solver, Morty. Got to use your head! 184 00:08:52,949 --> 00:08:55,368 - This is a stickup! - There you go, Morty! 185 00:08:55,451 --> 00:08:57,912 - I'm proud of you. - Give us a bunch of… 186 00:08:57,996 --> 00:08:59,330 a bunch of loose technology! 187 00:08:59,414 --> 00:09:01,708 - Who are you? - Shit. It's that boy and the head! 188 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:02,959 - From the news! - What? 189 00:09:03,042 --> 00:09:05,003 You got to live more in the world, Randall! 190 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:06,087 Threaten them! 191 00:09:06,170 --> 00:09:07,630 I have lasers in my eyes! 192 00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:10,049 Give me computer chips! 193 00:09:14,345 --> 00:09:16,264 Oh, sorry, just checking. 194 00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:21,477 Seb, we still laying low? 195 00:09:22,061 --> 00:09:24,856 - Shit. - Seb says he's got a hot new bod. 196 00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:26,691 And I don't mean from working out. 197 00:09:26,774 --> 00:09:28,776 Did you literally just sell us out in the time 198 00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:30,445 between leaving this room and coming back? 199 00:09:30,528 --> 00:09:32,697 You know how much this thing is worth? 200 00:09:32,780 --> 00:09:36,075 This is Rick Sanchez's body! 201 00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:38,411 - Boo. - Also, yeah, my feelings are hurt. 202 00:09:38,494 --> 00:09:39,954 You think you know a guy. 203 00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:41,539 He does hang out with other mechanics! 204 00:09:41,622 --> 00:09:43,624 There's a hot, smart one named Rachel he likes. 205 00:09:45,376 --> 00:09:46,377 Get them! 206 00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:50,131 If Morty's had an easy day today, I swear to fucking God. 207 00:09:53,551 --> 00:09:55,053 Whoa, Body! 208 00:09:55,636 --> 00:09:57,555 I guess you do keep the score! 209 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:03,770 Smooth. That will work. 210 00:10:07,398 --> 00:10:08,441 Reavers! 211 00:10:09,484 --> 00:10:12,737 Did we just get on a train that took us back to where we started? 212 00:10:12,820 --> 00:10:14,989 I guess it'd make sense if you have no sense of direction. 213 00:10:15,073 --> 00:10:16,616 Get them! 214 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:39,514 Body! 215 00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:51,484 You can't run. 216 00:10:51,567 --> 00:10:53,403 My men will never give up. 217 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:57,156 If one falls, more will rise in their place! 218 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:59,951 Get them! 219 00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:05,039 I mean, they kind of kicked our ass when we had a bunch more guys. 220 00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:07,041 You know what? You're a bad leader. 221 00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:09,419 - You can have him. - We are quiet-quitting! 222 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:11,921 Guys! That's just normal quitting! 223 00:11:13,297 --> 00:11:15,466 Welp, I've come this far. 224 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:20,513 Wait! 225 00:11:26,310 --> 00:11:27,311 Huh? 226 00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:29,647 Wow. 227 00:11:31,399 --> 00:11:33,317 I don't know what to say. 228 00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:38,114 Whoa. Very different from Rick's usual MO. 229 00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:40,658 Does hugging people really disarm them like that? 230 00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:43,619 Whoa! 231 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:44,912 Move, move, move, move! 232 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:51,794 - Hello? - Seb sold us out. 233 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:53,212 We need a new rendezvous point. 234 00:11:53,296 --> 00:11:55,590 Yeah, that's why I only use him for stomachs. 235 00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:56,841 Why do you sound strange? 236 00:11:56,924 --> 00:11:58,676 Rick ate the phone. It's inside him now. 237 00:11:58,759 --> 00:12:01,554 Just meet us at the spaceport, if we survive this. 238 00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:03,890 Morty and I are very vulnerable to bullets right now. 239 00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:05,975 Hold on. The cops are on line two. 240 00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:07,518 Hello. We've run the numbers. 241 00:12:07,602 --> 00:12:08,978 Your hostages are expendable. 242 00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:11,230 - Oh God! - Eat me, pig! 243 00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:13,733 I'm upgraded enough, Morty. Aim me! 244 00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:16,444 No! No killing people! I'm drawing a line! 245 00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:18,154 - Fine. - You mean it? 246 00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:20,990 You won't cackle with battle rage and explode the city? 247 00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:22,366 I'm all brain right now, Morty. 248 00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:23,910 You can't get battle lust as a brain. 249 00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:25,703 Oh! Okay. 250 00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:29,916 God! 251 00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:32,376 Oh no! 252 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:33,753 - My knees! - This is great. 253 00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:36,422 Our adventures can get so much less violent. 254 00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:38,466 The show can be cerebral, Morty. 255 00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:39,800 I don't hate that. 256 00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:44,514 Grab more parts. 257 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:45,806 Everyone's alive. 258 00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:47,600 I'm a head of my word, Morty. 259 00:12:47,683 --> 00:12:48,809 Check this out. 260 00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:52,647 Hello? 261 00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:54,774 A mistake? Wow! 262 00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:57,151 Talk about a departmental scandal. 263 00:12:57,235 --> 00:12:58,611 False alarm, guys. 264 00:12:58,694 --> 00:13:00,780 I guess it's a different kid and head. 265 00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:02,907 - Oh, man! - How embarrassing. 266 00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:05,451 Just killed our GTA rating. How about that, Morty? 267 00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:06,953 No outstanding warrants. You like that? 268 00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:08,287 I do like that. 269 00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:10,748 Yeah, just bought us tickets to the spaceport too. 270 00:13:10,831 --> 00:13:13,417 First class. Money's made up, Morty. It's not real! 271 00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:15,711 I can pay for whatever our family needs! 272 00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:18,464 Everyone said Tenet was bad. 273 00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:19,799 It's amazing! 274 00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:21,801 Wipe my tears, Morty. 275 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,804 I haven't watched a full movie in decades. 276 00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:26,472 Not having to pee is incredible. 277 00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:28,182 Anything to drink before we land? 278 00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:29,433 None for me, thanks. 279 00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:30,977 Wow! 280 00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:35,147 Well, if there needs to be a creepy alcoholic? 281 00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:36,274 Down, Morty. 282 00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:40,027 Looks like their flight's on time. 283 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:41,862 What's this? 284 00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:44,323 "Hello, Summer. This is Rick's body." 285 00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:45,992 Well, obviously. 286 00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:47,326 Sorry, sorry. 287 00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:48,703 "I overthink. 288 00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:51,414 My head gets in the way of telling you I love you, 289 00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:54,292 but I'm all heart right now, so you're amazing. 290 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:55,751 Take a gap year in Europe. 291 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,212 Believe in yourself. Your parents are stupid." 292 00:13:59,714 --> 00:14:01,048 Dumb body. 293 00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:06,387 There they are. 294 00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:08,222 Well, bye, Rick's head. 295 00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:10,725 It was fun getting to carry you around like this. 296 00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:12,852 It was nice putting our heads together, Morty. 297 00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:14,145 A-plus team up. 298 00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:27,783 You piece of shit! 299 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:28,993 I'm never going back! 300 00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:30,077 You can't make me! 301 00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:39,086 I guess… 302 00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:41,589 I guess each one is so happy on their own, they… 303 00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:45,009 Want to kill the other so they never go back. Yeah. 304 00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:46,969 You guys had a great day too, huh? 305 00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:49,513 - The best. - Shit. 306 00:14:50,765 --> 00:14:51,849 What the hell, Summer? 307 00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:53,476 You spent a couple hours with Rick's body 308 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:54,935 and now it wants to kill his brain? 309 00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:56,604 Rick's head treats his body like shit. 310 00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:58,189 I can't believe you gave it weapons. 311 00:14:58,272 --> 00:15:00,399 Obviously, Rick's brain wouldn't want to die. 312 00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:03,486 Me? You let his body get a little robot head thing! 313 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:05,154 You got played as bad as I did! 314 00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:06,364 - Morty. - Shh! 315 00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:07,948 Morty, stop calling. Everything's fine. 316 00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:10,701 Just where are you? Are you still trying to kill each other? 317 00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:13,496 It's all good, Morty. Seriously, I'll meet you back at home. 318 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,373 Just gonna get a new body real quick. 319 00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:17,083 - Oh? - Yeah, me and my old body, 320 00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:18,709 you know, we don't need to beef. 321 00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:21,379 We just go our separate ways, baby. New lives! 322 00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:23,631 - Grandpa Rick, you're not yourself. - Is that Summer? 323 00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:25,132 She's a fucking body loyalist. 324 00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:26,884 Take me off speaker. You know what? 325 00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:28,344 - Rick, wait! - We're pretty boned. 326 00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:30,012 You wanna tell Mom we lost Grandpa? 327 00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:32,973 Maybe they'll eventually realize they both need each other? 328 00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:35,893 I hear Rick mocking me as I say it. 329 00:15:37,144 --> 00:15:39,855 He'll be so pissed if this is how he dies. 330 00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:45,069 Rachel? 331 00:15:45,152 --> 00:15:47,029 Hello? Shop's closed. 332 00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:48,155 Rick? 333 00:15:48,239 --> 00:15:51,158 Rachel! I've just got this cool task I thought we might jam on. 334 00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:52,618 I need a special body. 335 00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:55,538 No lust, no alcoholism. Just 100%… 336 00:15:56,247 --> 00:15:57,331 Oh. 337 00:15:57,415 --> 00:15:59,750 Wait. What? So there was something here? 338 00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:02,253 I thought if I made a move, I'd destroy the friendship. 339 00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:04,213 Yeah, well, keep thinking, buddy. 340 00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:06,966 We could have had ten years of canonical will-they/won't-they! 341 00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:09,176 Yeah. To be clear, it does ruin everything. 342 00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:11,595 I had an orgasm. It was incredible. 343 00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:13,597 - It was? - And now it's over. 344 00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:16,434 Honestly, I kind of need both of you to leave. 345 00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:18,853 You disgusting, giant-schlonged friendship ruiner! 346 00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:21,188 Hey! Don't bust up my place! 347 00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:23,441 Oh, come on! 348 00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:27,361 Hi, Morty. I'm calling because… Yeah, they were here. 349 00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:29,029 Yeah, both of them. Gone now. 350 00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:32,616 Semi-related to that, I need you to delete my number. 351 00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:34,827 You horny idiot! 352 00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:36,871 You always fuck everything up! 353 00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:39,331 Drinking, sullying relationships, 354 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:41,083 eating late-night desserts! 355 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:43,419 But now I'm gonna be free of you forever. 356 00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:48,132 Okay. I assume you're pantomiming 357 00:16:48,215 --> 00:16:50,050 that you're gonna be free of me forever. 358 00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:51,427 What a retort. How clever. 359 00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:05,191 You little bitch! 360 00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:14,200 Huh. That would have really laid you out if you had ears. 361 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,035 Shit, shit, shit, shit. 362 00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:22,249 Yes! Mind over matter! 363 00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:29,340 Fuck you! 364 00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:35,471 - Head, stop! - Body, no! 365 00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:39,934 Maybe we need to get closer? 366 00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:41,936 I'm so proud of that dumb body. 367 00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:43,771 Just this morning, I used it as a scooter. 368 00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:58,244 You're mine now, bitch! 369 00:17:58,327 --> 00:17:59,453 Not mine literally. 370 00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:01,413 I'm gonna kill you. I don't want you back. 371 00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:07,127 Oh, shit. 372 00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:20,808 Damn it! Wait! 373 00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:27,773 Oh! Oh, shit. 374 00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:29,108 Listen, I'm sorry, okay? 375 00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:30,276 I'll be good, I promise! 376 00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:32,820 No more benders, no more all-you-can-eat. 377 00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:35,781 No more weird, little stick-n-poke tattoos I give myself when I'm drunk. 378 00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:37,491 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 379 00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:38,909 - Rick! - Body, no! 380 00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:41,745 He's our grandpa! You are too! 381 00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:44,456 You guys are both victims because you're both selfish. 382 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:45,541 Think of each other. 383 00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:49,169 Okay, hang on, hang on, hang on! One more thing, one more thing! 384 00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:50,254 How about this? 385 00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:55,843 What do you think they're saying? 386 00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:58,012 I don't know. Why is it whispering? 387 00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:01,849 Must be a compelling argument. 388 00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:07,897 Oh God. 389 00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:12,610 Should we check in? 390 00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:14,320 I'm just glad they're hashing it out. 391 00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:17,990 - Rick? - You're back! 392 00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:19,575 Oh. Hey, kids. 393 00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:20,826 Yeah, I… 394 00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:22,870 We… 395 00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:24,705 agreed to become one Rick again. 396 00:19:24,788 --> 00:19:26,415 - How about that? - Abrupt. 397 00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:28,167 Anyways, can't thank you both enough for today. 398 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,877 Really appreciate you two helping out. Let's get to the car. 399 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,253 Did you just suck your own dick in there? 400 00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:32,630 - Whoa! - No, I didn't! 401 00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:34,089 Why would you guess that? 402 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,633 - Why would you do that? - I didn't! 403 00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:37,217 Oh my God! You totally did! 404 00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:38,761 Damn, body. Get it. 405 00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:40,763 That is not what I was doing, and I was… 406 00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,681 I will not explain what it actually was. 407 00:19:42,765 --> 00:19:44,767 - Uh-huh. - Sure thing, ho. 408 00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:47,269 Can we leave the collapsing refinery destroyed? 409 00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:50,981 Hi, Mom? Yeah. We found him. 410 00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:56,195 Oh! What a Tuesday, huh? 411 00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:58,030 I just hope you learn to treat yourself better. 412 00:19:58,113 --> 00:20:00,532 - Me too. - "Me too"? 413 00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:02,701 You control whether you learn something or not. 414 00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:04,620 No, no. I do. And I did. 415 00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:07,665 And I know this sounds like classic morning-after, dumping-coke talk, 416 00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:09,625 but I think I've turned a new leaf here. 417 00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,085 My mind and body are out of sync. 418 00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:12,920 Each blames the other for my bullshit. 419 00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:15,839 So I'll do something healthy for all of us. 420 00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:17,675 - No, you won't. - No, you won't. 421 00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:22,054 Rise and shine, motherfucker! 422 00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:24,723 It's time to train! 423 00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:27,309 Summer too! Summer's training too! 424 00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,228 Rick, get out of my room! 425 00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:31,772 - That experience changed me, man. - Oh, Jesus Christ. 426 00:20:31,855 --> 00:20:33,774 I didn't see what I was doing to myself. 427 00:20:34,441 --> 00:20:37,403 Did you think he'd commit this much? 428 00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:40,322 No! Why are we even doing this? 429 00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:46,036 Come on, you son of a bitch! Swim! 430 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:47,788 - Go, go, go, go! - Come on, come on! 431 00:20:47,871 --> 00:20:50,040 - Yeah! Yeah! - Yes! Whoo! 432 00:20:50,124 --> 00:20:51,125 Whoo! 433 00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:52,459 Yeah! 434 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,213 How about that, huh? Medaling at the Olympics. 435 00:20:56,296 --> 00:20:59,008 - I'm so tired. - No more. Please. 436 00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:01,885 See? You just needed to learn how unsatisfying it is 437 00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:03,303 to work really hard for something. 438 00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:05,222 Is that the takeaway? 439 00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:08,058 I feel bad. I can't remember this guy's name. 440 00:21:08,142 --> 00:21:09,768 What do you guys want to do now? 441 00:21:14,565 --> 00:21:15,899 I knew you'd come around. 442 00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:17,401 It's nice to be off that diet. 443 00:21:17,484 --> 00:21:19,862 Time to ride Vishnu's titty! 444 00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:23,198 I guess you're only supposed to bite your medal if it's gold. 445 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:24,992 The bronze hurt my teeth. 446 00:21:55,105 --> 00:21:56,690 - You got all that? - You got it, chief. 447 00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:57,775 See you, pal. 448 00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:01,361 Oh, one more thing. The downstairs fridge, 449 00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:03,530 tell Summer to do something about that stank. 450 00:22:03,614 --> 00:22:05,491 - Rick. - It's mold or something. 451 00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:06,825 I'm not looking into it. 452 00:22:09,787 --> 00:22:11,497 Jesus! Asshole! 453 00:22:14,792 --> 00:22:17,002 - Eh? - You fucking scared me! 454 00:22:17,086 --> 00:22:18,337 You hear that music, Morty? 455 00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:20,172 Warner wouldn't let us use the real music. 456 00:22:22,091 --> 00:22:23,967 That's all, folks! 457 00:22:25,552 --> 00:22:26,970 Did you get any of that?