1 00:00:22,563 --> 00:00:24,147 - Jesus! - Greg. Good morning. 2 00:00:24,231 --> 00:00:26,942 - I thought I locked that. - No, it only locks from my side. 3 00:00:27,025 --> 00:00:28,318 It's a fire safety thing. 4 00:00:28,402 --> 00:00:30,445 - How? - Not sure. 5 00:00:30,529 --> 00:00:34,825 My wife is back from Japan, so I'm hosting a faculty bar night. 6 00:00:34,908 --> 00:00:36,785 And I'm hoping you'll join. 7 00:00:36,868 --> 00:00:38,912 Yeah, I don't know, Walt. I'm not good at parties, 8 00:00:38,996 --> 00:00:40,247 and I don't know anybody. 9 00:00:40,330 --> 00:00:41,623 Just stop by for a drink. 10 00:00:41,707 --> 00:00:43,542 It starts at 8:00 and goes until question mark. 11 00:00:44,543 --> 00:00:48,088 I will try very, very hard to make it. 12 00:00:49,506 --> 00:00:52,092 It was an old-fashioned standoff. 13 00:00:52,175 --> 00:00:55,304 Rooster gave a "don't fuck with me" stare. 14 00:00:55,387 --> 00:00:57,931 But Captain Flaherty was a Navy man, 15 00:00:58,015 --> 00:01:01,184 a little bent from all those years at sea. 16 00:01:01,268 --> 00:01:03,895 He may have even smiled a little. 17 00:01:03,979 --> 00:01:05,897 Rooster's mouth got dry. 18 00:01:07,149 --> 00:01:08,483 He knew one of them… 19 00:01:08,567 --> 00:01:10,235 would die tonight. 20 00:01:11,528 --> 00:01:13,614 Look, even in heightened situations, 21 00:01:13,697 --> 00:01:16,950 I try to make Rooster emotionally authentic. 22 00:01:17,034 --> 00:01:20,037 So, don't be afraid to feel what your character's feeling. 23 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:22,956 You can't write it if it's not in you. 24 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:26,084 Alright, hand in your papers on the way out. 25 00:01:27,044 --> 00:01:29,630 I proudly remain a hard copy guy, 26 00:01:29,713 --> 00:01:31,423 so let's see the hard copies. 27 00:01:31,506 --> 00:01:32,758 Fuck the trees, bro. 28 00:01:32,841 --> 00:01:35,052 No, no, that's not… That wasn't my point. 29 00:01:35,135 --> 00:01:38,305 Hey, hey. Not gonna hand anything in there, big guy? 30 00:01:38,388 --> 00:01:42,225 Not yet, but I'm so close to starting it. 31 00:01:42,309 --> 00:01:44,603 Well, that's the hardest step. Due today. 32 00:01:44,686 --> 00:01:46,813 - Uh-huh. - Oh, and I am excited 33 00:01:46,897 --> 00:01:50,692 to see the style of author everyone decided to emulate. 34 00:01:50,776 --> 00:01:54,154 And we will be reading a few out loud on Monday. 35 00:01:54,237 --> 00:01:56,031 You are not gonna want to read this aloud, my friend. 36 00:01:56,114 --> 00:01:57,658 You are gonna want to be alone. 37 00:01:57,741 --> 00:01:59,201 Okay. 38 00:01:59,284 --> 00:02:00,369 Jesus. 39 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,669 Come, come! 40 00:02:08,752 --> 00:02:10,253 Don't worry, only did my head. 41 00:02:10,337 --> 00:02:11,421 Well done. 42 00:02:12,673 --> 00:02:14,132 - Is that a new necklace? - Yeah. 43 00:02:14,216 --> 00:02:16,051 My wife brought it back from Japan. 44 00:02:16,134 --> 00:02:18,929 She said it makes me look like Paul Mescal, 45 00:02:19,012 --> 00:02:20,597 but I don't know who that is. 46 00:02:20,681 --> 00:02:22,182 - It suits you. - Thank you. 47 00:02:22,265 --> 00:02:23,809 Let's commence mentoring. 48 00:02:23,892 --> 00:02:26,061 I have set up three good job interviews for you, 49 00:02:26,144 --> 00:02:28,647 but the one I'm most excited about is Biotecha. 50 00:02:28,730 --> 00:02:31,233 You'll enjoy Diana. She's a friend. 51 00:02:31,316 --> 00:02:34,111 Years ago, she was more than a friend. 52 00:02:35,362 --> 00:02:37,030 But I wouldn't bring that up. 53 00:02:37,114 --> 00:02:39,116 So, how should I deal with the pregnancy issue? 54 00:02:39,199 --> 00:02:40,742 I mean, I don't mind lying. 55 00:02:40,826 --> 00:02:45,163 Well, at first. And then, I feel guilty and tell the truth a second later. 56 00:02:45,247 --> 00:02:48,333 Authenticity. It's the only way to live your life. 57 00:02:49,209 --> 00:02:50,293 Okay. 58 00:02:50,377 --> 00:02:51,670 Good. 59 00:02:51,753 --> 00:02:52,838 I hate your chain. 60 00:02:53,839 --> 00:02:55,257 Felt that coming. 61 00:03:21,032 --> 00:03:22,200 Mr. Russo! Wait up. 62 00:03:22,284 --> 00:03:23,785 Hm? Oh, hey, Tommy. 63 00:03:23,869 --> 00:03:24,995 - All done. - Alright. 64 00:03:25,078 --> 00:03:26,204 You're gonna love it, 65 00:03:26,288 --> 00:03:29,207 because the guy I chose to emulate is one of the greats. 66 00:03:29,291 --> 00:03:30,709 What? Me? 67 00:03:30,792 --> 00:03:32,669 - Yeah, man. - Oh, come on, that's… 68 00:03:33,044 --> 00:03:38,175 What? No, no, no, no, no. I am not a great. I… 69 00:03:38,258 --> 00:03:40,802 You are a nut. 70 00:03:41,595 --> 00:03:43,096 - Okay, you fail. - What? 71 00:03:43,180 --> 00:03:44,389 I'm kidding! I'm kidding. 72 00:03:44,473 --> 00:03:45,849 - Oh. - Ah. 73 00:03:45,932 --> 00:03:47,684 - I'm looking forward to reading it. - Sweet. 74 00:03:47,768 --> 00:03:49,102 - Thank you, Tommy. - Yeah, yeah, thank you. 75 00:03:50,103 --> 00:03:51,938 You're somethin'. 76 00:03:52,022 --> 00:03:53,815 - You inspire me, bro. - Okay. 77 00:03:53,899 --> 00:03:55,066 Stop it. 78 00:03:55,150 --> 00:03:56,276 Oh. 79 00:04:01,656 --> 00:04:02,866 You don't love it. 80 00:04:04,868 --> 00:04:06,787 I mean, you look radiant. 81 00:04:06,870 --> 00:04:08,705 I used a fan to make her hair blow. 82 00:04:08,789 --> 00:04:10,624 You know, Mo, we really should figure out some sort of system 83 00:04:10,707 --> 00:04:12,876 so that you know when I want you to be a part of our conversations. 84 00:04:12,959 --> 00:04:14,586 I could raise my hand. 85 00:04:14,669 --> 00:04:16,880 Walt told me I should be more authentic. 86 00:04:16,963 --> 00:04:18,131 It just seems kind of crazy to me. 87 00:04:18,215 --> 00:04:20,509 I mean, you know, who posts about their personal business like this? 88 00:04:20,592 --> 00:04:22,594 Well, literally everyone on Earth does it. 89 00:04:23,887 --> 00:04:28,558 I will say that it would be pretty weird if the father did not like that post. 90 00:04:28,642 --> 00:04:30,769 - Mm-hmm. - Just my two cents. 91 00:04:30,852 --> 00:04:33,396 Fine, I will heart the post. 92 00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:35,732 Because I do support you. And now, everybody knows it 93 00:04:35,816 --> 00:04:37,108 - 'cause I've hearted it. - Thank you. 94 00:04:37,192 --> 00:04:38,360 Wish me luck. 95 00:04:38,443 --> 00:04:41,530 - I'll see you Monday. - I'll see you then. 96 00:04:41,613 --> 00:04:45,325 It's great. Now, your friends know, your family know. 97 00:04:45,408 --> 00:04:46,910 Strangers know. 98 00:04:46,993 --> 00:04:49,371 Pretty fucked, huh? 99 00:04:50,121 --> 00:04:52,040 Okay, get in those seats, people. 100 00:04:52,123 --> 00:04:53,291 Let's fire this up, 101 00:04:53,375 --> 00:04:55,877 'cause I am back, okay? 102 00:04:55,961 --> 00:04:58,171 - Lights, please, Lily. - Boom, nap time. 103 00:04:58,255 --> 00:05:00,966 I'm just kidding. I wouldn't really do that. 104 00:05:01,049 --> 00:05:02,467 Slideshow's up. 105 00:05:04,052 --> 00:05:07,514 Professor Russo? You okay, Professor Russo? 106 00:05:09,015 --> 00:05:10,267 I'm amazing. 107 00:05:10,350 --> 00:05:12,352 Okay. Gauguin. 108 00:05:12,435 --> 00:05:14,062 Best known for his Tahitian landscapes. 109 00:05:16,022 --> 00:05:18,817 Also known for leaving his wife for a 13-year-old. 110 00:05:18,900 --> 00:05:20,485 Can anyone guess what his consequences were? 111 00:05:20,569 --> 00:05:22,195 I'm gonna give you a hint. He's a man. 112 00:05:22,279 --> 00:05:24,656 - Nothing? - Very good. Very good, Zoey. 113 00:05:24,739 --> 00:05:28,410 Actually, a Gauguin just sold at auction for $105 million. 114 00:05:28,493 --> 00:05:30,579 One almost wishes that his Tahitian mistresses 115 00:05:30,662 --> 00:05:31,997 saw some of that money. Right? 116 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:34,082 But all they got was syphilis. Yes, Zoey? 117 00:05:34,165 --> 00:05:35,292 Fuck that guy in the face. 118 00:05:35,375 --> 00:05:36,418 Yeah, correct. 119 00:05:36,501 --> 00:05:37,487 Write that down. 120 00:05:37,502 --> 00:05:41,131 Oh, keeping it in the syphilis family, guys, Toulouse-Lautrec. 121 00:05:41,214 --> 00:05:43,675 Wait till you hear about this little French asshole. 122 00:05:43,758 --> 00:05:46,428 I fucking love art history. 123 00:05:47,262 --> 00:05:49,264 The misogyny on this campus is out of control. 124 00:05:49,347 --> 00:05:52,100 I know, it's really kinda making me miss Dubai. 125 00:05:52,183 --> 00:05:54,519 You would be vilified if you behaved like your shitbag husband. 126 00:05:55,812 --> 00:05:57,063 And tell me if I'm being inappropriate. 127 00:05:57,147 --> 00:05:59,566 You are, but I'm drinking it in, so speak freely. 128 00:06:00,233 --> 00:06:01,526 Okay, he's out there literally putting babies 129 00:06:01,610 --> 00:06:02,736 - in everyone. - Yeah. 130 00:06:02,819 --> 00:06:04,654 Well, it's one person, but yes. 131 00:06:04,738 --> 00:06:07,073 Katie, you really need to be getting back in the game, 132 00:06:07,157 --> 00:06:08,143 - okay? - I… 133 00:06:08,158 --> 00:06:10,118 - Just fuck some randos. - Yes. 134 00:06:10,201 --> 00:06:13,121 I don't know. I'm sad, and I'm tired, 135 00:06:13,204 --> 00:06:15,206 and I don't have the energy to learn a new penis. 136 00:06:15,290 --> 00:06:16,875 Well, it doesn't have to be a guy. 137 00:06:16,958 --> 00:06:18,376 I recently started dating lesbians. 138 00:06:18,460 --> 00:06:19,362 - That's cool. - Cute! 139 00:06:19,377 --> 00:06:20,712 I mean, I don't know if I'll stick with it 140 00:06:20,795 --> 00:06:22,047 'cause I don't love having to keep my nails trimmed, 141 00:06:22,130 --> 00:06:23,340 - but… - Ouchie. 142 00:06:23,423 --> 00:06:26,051 Okay. The window for speaking freely is closed forever, actually. 143 00:06:26,134 --> 00:06:27,260 Um, that's my dad. 144 00:06:27,344 --> 00:06:29,054 - Hey, Dad! Dad, come over here. - Huh? Oh, hey! 145 00:06:29,137 --> 00:06:30,138 Come here, save me, hi. 146 00:06:30,221 --> 00:06:31,723 Oh my God! That's… 147 00:06:31,806 --> 00:06:33,141 Don't do… 148 00:06:33,224 --> 00:06:34,476 Dad, what the hell are you doing? 149 00:06:34,559 --> 00:06:37,938 I tripped and turned it into the "Walk Like an Egyptian" dance. 150 00:06:38,021 --> 00:06:39,147 - Okay. - Uh-huh. 151 00:06:39,230 --> 00:06:40,230 What do you guys do when you trip? 152 00:06:41,900 --> 00:06:43,193 So… 153 00:06:43,276 --> 00:06:44,819 I don't mean to invade your space, but could I… 154 00:06:44,903 --> 00:06:46,363 - Sit, yeah. - Thank you. 155 00:06:46,446 --> 00:06:48,365 Loved watching you beat Archie's perfect ass 156 00:06:48,448 --> 00:06:50,951 - with a ladle. - I wouldn't say it's perfect. 157 00:06:51,034 --> 00:06:53,036 Come on, Dad, it's pretty good. 158 00:06:53,495 --> 00:06:54,663 I mean, I just really appreciated you, 159 00:06:54,746 --> 00:06:56,247 like, taking the fight to a male oppressor. 160 00:06:56,331 --> 00:06:59,125 Mm, you're welcome. I would do anything for Katie. 161 00:06:59,709 --> 00:07:00,961 "For Katie." I love that. 162 00:07:01,044 --> 00:07:04,089 Let's do it for Katie. Cute. 163 00:07:04,172 --> 00:07:06,341 Yeah. Yeah. 164 00:07:06,424 --> 00:07:08,468 - Come on. - No, that's dumb when I do it. 165 00:07:08,551 --> 00:07:10,095 - Bye, guys. - Bye-bye. 166 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:13,598 They think I should get back out there. 167 00:07:13,682 --> 00:07:15,809 - They're right, you should. - If I have to, you have to. 168 00:07:15,892 --> 00:07:18,144 What do they know? They're stupid kids. 169 00:07:19,229 --> 00:07:20,397 Really? 170 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:23,108 I was not mocking Egyptian culture. 171 00:07:24,025 --> 00:07:25,485 Oat latte. 172 00:07:25,568 --> 00:07:27,904 I tripped and turned it into a funny little dance. 173 00:07:27,988 --> 00:07:29,823 Double espresso. 174 00:07:29,906 --> 00:07:31,074 This is not for you. 175 00:07:31,157 --> 00:07:32,909 - Didn't want one. - Yes, you did. 176 00:07:32,993 --> 00:07:34,160 - Didn't actually. - Did too. 177 00:07:34,244 --> 00:07:35,787 - No. - And a black coffee 178 00:07:35,870 --> 00:07:37,038 for our fearless leader. 179 00:07:37,122 --> 00:07:38,707 - Thank you. - I owe you an apology. 180 00:07:39,499 --> 00:07:41,668 Guys, I get rude at hockey games. 181 00:07:41,751 --> 00:07:43,837 I may lash out 182 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:46,423 and call people "mean" 183 00:07:46,506 --> 00:07:48,925 when they are actually being very reasonable. 184 00:07:49,759 --> 00:07:51,428 But I am learning. 185 00:07:53,388 --> 00:07:55,140 I was not kind. 186 00:07:55,223 --> 00:07:56,683 If I was going through all that… 187 00:07:57,684 --> 00:07:59,185 I'd lose my shit, too. 188 00:07:59,269 --> 00:08:00,979 I didn't lose it. 189 00:08:01,062 --> 00:08:02,147 You did. 190 00:08:02,230 --> 00:08:03,940 - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry, too. 191 00:08:04,024 --> 00:08:05,316 What the fuck are you two talking about? 192 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:07,110 - Seriously, I have yoga. - Is it hot yoga? 193 00:08:07,193 --> 00:08:09,446 - Regular yoga. - Would I like that? 194 00:08:09,529 --> 00:08:11,656 Okay, we can be done. Cristle? 195 00:08:11,740 --> 00:08:13,908 States you acknowledge the infraction, 196 00:08:13,992 --> 00:08:16,202 and the walks that are not allowed on campus. 197 00:08:16,286 --> 00:08:18,496 Crip, Clown, Scooby. Quasimodo? 198 00:08:18,580 --> 00:08:20,582 - I wouldn't do that. - Okay, just sign here, please. 199 00:08:20,665 --> 00:08:21,916 - Okay. - And thank you 200 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:23,251 - for the flat white. - Oh, sure. 201 00:08:24,252 --> 00:08:25,503 It's very creamy. 202 00:08:28,256 --> 00:08:29,924 And I'll take my pen. Thank you. 203 00:08:31,426 --> 00:08:33,053 Hey, you going to Walt's later tonight? 204 00:08:33,136 --> 00:08:34,804 - How bad is it? - Free booze. 205 00:08:34,888 --> 00:08:36,181 - Mm! - And we all talk about 206 00:08:36,264 --> 00:08:38,141 whatever his wife culturally appropriated 207 00:08:38,224 --> 00:08:40,060 - over her recent travels. - Aha! 208 00:08:40,143 --> 00:08:42,645 Come on, Greg, it'll be fun. We can watch Walt and Joanie 209 00:08:42,729 --> 00:08:44,230 give each other hungry looks all night. 210 00:08:44,314 --> 00:08:45,774 - Ah. - And no one's talking about it, 211 00:08:45,857 --> 00:08:47,901 - but we're all thinking the same thing. - What? 212 00:08:47,984 --> 00:08:48,887 They're gonna fuck later 213 00:08:48,902 --> 00:08:49,804 - and it's gonna be gross. - Oh! 214 00:08:49,819 --> 00:08:51,488 Yeah, well, now, I'm definitely not gonna go. 215 00:08:51,571 --> 00:08:53,490 Oh, oh, oh, you are dreaming. 216 00:08:53,573 --> 00:08:55,241 - Hmm? - You're Walt's shiny new toy 217 00:08:55,325 --> 00:08:56,993 - and he wants to show you off. - Oh. 218 00:08:57,077 --> 00:08:58,578 - You can't say no. - Oh. 219 00:08:58,995 --> 00:08:59,996 - Come on. - Okay. 220 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:01,706 Ah! As requested. 221 00:09:01,790 --> 00:09:03,041 Oh, thank you. 222 00:09:03,124 --> 00:09:04,876 I can't wait to read these. 223 00:09:04,959 --> 00:09:06,211 You know, 224 00:09:06,294 --> 00:09:09,214 I might push this kid Tommy to submit something. 225 00:09:09,297 --> 00:09:10,840 He had to write a story 226 00:09:10,924 --> 00:09:12,717 in the voice of his favorite author, 227 00:09:12,801 --> 00:09:15,303 and he chose… me. 228 00:09:15,386 --> 00:09:17,055 Come on, no big deal. 229 00:09:17,138 --> 00:09:18,515 Let me see it, then. 230 00:09:18,598 --> 00:09:20,892 It's a first draft. It's a little undercooked. 231 00:09:20,975 --> 00:09:22,560 - Let me. - But you get the gist. 232 00:09:22,644 --> 00:09:26,189 "Rooster was angry, like an angry person." 233 00:09:26,272 --> 00:09:28,274 Yeah, he's pretty mad in this. 234 00:09:28,358 --> 00:09:31,277 "Moreover, his feathers rustled in the breeze. 235 00:09:32,195 --> 00:09:33,905 - Ba-cock." - Mm. 236 00:09:33,988 --> 00:09:35,865 Does he think Rooster's an actual rooster? 237 00:09:35,949 --> 00:09:37,325 Only in some parts. 238 00:09:37,408 --> 00:09:38,827 Sorry, sorry. 239 00:09:38,910 --> 00:09:41,204 Repetitive adjectives, the use of the word "moreover." 240 00:09:41,287 --> 00:09:42,622 Sounds like artificial intelligence. 241 00:09:42,705 --> 00:09:44,749 Your accent sounds like artificial intelligence. 242 00:09:44,833 --> 00:09:47,961 AI is an existential threat to what we do. 243 00:09:48,044 --> 00:09:50,380 Tommy would never do that. You know what? 244 00:09:50,463 --> 00:09:53,258 Just to prove it, I will ask him personally. 245 00:09:54,134 --> 00:09:57,971 "Did you use AI… 246 00:09:58,972 --> 00:10:00,765 for your story?" 247 00:10:04,477 --> 00:10:05,937 "Yes." 248 00:10:06,437 --> 00:10:08,565 - Why would you admit that? - He can get expelled for this. 249 00:10:08,648 --> 00:10:11,526 - Oh, please, this guy. Come on. - Greg, he's not wrong. 250 00:10:11,609 --> 00:10:13,069 You know, you really surprise me, Greg, 251 00:10:13,153 --> 00:10:14,863 'cause I know that you got strong feelings about cheating, 252 00:10:14,946 --> 00:10:16,406 due to the fact that I'm currently supping 253 00:10:16,489 --> 00:10:19,617 upon a lukewarm cup of Walt's dog-piss excuse for coffee 254 00:10:19,701 --> 00:10:22,120 because you refused to buy me an oat milk cortado. 255 00:10:22,203 --> 00:10:24,038 Oh, don't make this personal, Arch. 256 00:10:24,122 --> 00:10:26,875 Me? Christ alive, man, when are you gonna stop punishing me? 257 00:10:26,958 --> 00:10:30,044 For humiliating my daughter? Oh, I don't know. 258 00:10:30,128 --> 00:10:36,176 Maybe until she recovers emotionally, and remarries, and you die. 259 00:10:36,259 --> 00:10:37,510 Tommy is a good kid. 260 00:10:37,594 --> 00:10:38,594 I want him gone. 261 00:10:38,636 --> 00:10:40,763 You are such a petty little man. 262 00:10:40,847 --> 00:10:42,765 - Well, guess what, man… - You're about to take this kid down 263 00:10:42,849 --> 00:10:45,143 - for absolutely no reason! - Okay. Okay. Okay! 264 00:10:45,226 --> 00:10:46,769 Here's what we're gonna do. 265 00:10:46,853 --> 00:10:48,771 He fails the assignment, no matter what. 266 00:10:48,855 --> 00:10:50,106 Thank you. 267 00:10:50,190 --> 00:10:51,649 When's the assignment officially due? 268 00:10:51,733 --> 00:10:54,319 - Midnight. - Have him submit a new story 269 00:10:54,402 --> 00:10:55,945 to me, by then. 270 00:10:56,029 --> 00:10:58,323 - Otherwise, he is out. - Done. 271 00:10:58,406 --> 00:10:59,407 How is it done? 272 00:10:59,490 --> 00:11:03,453 It's not done, but it will be done! And I'll tell you why. 273 00:11:04,412 --> 00:11:06,581 Because Tommy is a great student. 274 00:11:08,791 --> 00:11:10,585 Wow, this place is cool. 275 00:11:10,668 --> 00:11:13,755 Don't love that you've never been here before. 276 00:11:13,838 --> 00:11:15,215 It smells like my grandpa's in here. 277 00:11:15,298 --> 00:11:16,549 Oh, my God. 278 00:11:16,633 --> 00:11:19,636 Here's the deal. I have to work on my new book. 279 00:11:19,719 --> 00:11:24,015 You have to rewrite your story by midnight, or your life is over. 280 00:11:24,098 --> 00:11:25,934 Wait, there's a Rooster book that's not published yet? 281 00:11:26,017 --> 00:11:27,143 - Yes. - If I could just snag some of that, 282 00:11:27,227 --> 00:11:28,129 I'd be done. 283 00:11:28,144 --> 00:11:31,397 No, no, no. We have to get to work. We can hold each other accountable. 284 00:11:31,481 --> 00:11:34,025 - Oh, there he is. - Oh, mm. 285 00:11:34,108 --> 00:11:36,027 Just confirming your attendance this evening. 286 00:11:36,110 --> 00:11:39,113 I'm so sorry, Walt. I'm not gonna be able to make it tonight. 287 00:11:39,197 --> 00:11:40,740 Tommy and I have a little work to do. 288 00:11:40,823 --> 00:11:42,200 Yeah, we're accountability buddies. 289 00:11:42,283 --> 00:11:44,202 Accountability comes from within, young man. 290 00:11:44,285 --> 00:11:47,163 And Greg, it bears mentioning that Teddy Roosevelt once said, 291 00:11:47,247 --> 00:11:50,083 "While I hope that as the chance occurs, 292 00:11:50,166 --> 00:11:53,419 each man will get all the fun that he can out of life." 293 00:11:53,503 --> 00:11:55,588 - That's great advice. - It's a freebie. 294 00:11:55,672 --> 00:11:57,340 I'm gonna keep that in my pocket. 295 00:11:57,423 --> 00:11:59,926 Next time you have a shindig, I'm definitely gonna be there. 296 00:12:01,302 --> 00:12:02,303 I see. 297 00:12:03,471 --> 00:12:05,431 Can I have your attention, please? 298 00:12:05,515 --> 00:12:07,725 It is Friday night and you're at college. 299 00:12:07,809 --> 00:12:09,519 Shut the books and go do some living. 300 00:12:09,602 --> 00:12:12,355 The library is officially closed. 301 00:12:14,023 --> 00:12:16,484 - See you tonight, Greg? - Yeah, yeah, I'm excited. 302 00:12:16,567 --> 00:12:18,736 - Wear something appropriate. - I will. 303 00:12:19,862 --> 00:12:22,073 - Where we going? - You're busy. 304 00:12:22,156 --> 00:12:23,408 How did he know where I was? 305 00:12:23,491 --> 00:12:24,826 I'm everywhere, Greg. 306 00:12:24,909 --> 00:12:26,494 Fudge! 307 00:12:26,577 --> 00:12:28,037 No, no, no, no. 308 00:12:28,121 --> 00:12:30,039 You cannot bail. If I'm going, you're going. 309 00:12:30,123 --> 00:12:33,126 Who made that rule? I wanna have a bath and be by myself. 310 00:12:33,209 --> 00:12:34,961 Well, here's what we're gonna do. 311 00:12:35,044 --> 00:12:38,423 I am going to shoot a penny, and if I get it in, we both go, 312 00:12:38,506 --> 00:12:40,675 - and have a great time. - You and your fucking pennies. 313 00:12:40,758 --> 00:12:42,635 Here we go. 314 00:12:42,719 --> 00:12:44,470 Please tell me you missed. I've ordered Thai food. 315 00:12:44,554 --> 00:12:47,098 Sorry, kiddo, I never miss. We can do this. 316 00:12:49,726 --> 00:12:51,561 Gimme that cleave. 317 00:12:51,978 --> 00:12:53,688 Nope, you're a slut. 318 00:12:55,231 --> 00:12:57,150 Oh, hey. 319 00:12:57,233 --> 00:12:59,027 Hey, sorry to pop by unannou… 320 00:12:59,110 --> 00:13:00,778 Wow. You look… 321 00:13:01,738 --> 00:13:03,156 Wow. 322 00:13:03,239 --> 00:13:06,034 Hey, is that the dress that you got when we were at Portabello Road, 323 00:13:06,117 --> 00:13:07,660 and then went for drinks with Roland, and it started… 324 00:13:07,744 --> 00:13:10,330 Yeah, I'm not currently doing memory lane. Why are you here? 325 00:13:11,122 --> 00:13:12,665 Well… 326 00:13:12,749 --> 00:13:14,834 I was wondering if I could maybe have Roscoe tonight? 327 00:13:14,917 --> 00:13:16,419 I've had such a shit day. 328 00:13:16,502 --> 00:13:18,338 Apparently, I have to heart my unborn child, 329 00:13:18,421 --> 00:13:19,797 otherwise I'm a terrible father. 330 00:13:19,881 --> 00:13:21,924 - So, you're not going to Walt's? - No, no. 331 00:13:22,008 --> 00:13:23,926 Too many eyes on me. Don't think I can stomach 332 00:13:24,010 --> 00:13:25,345 being the talk of the town. 333 00:13:25,428 --> 00:13:27,472 Mm, yeah, that'd be awful. 334 00:13:28,514 --> 00:13:29,724 Yeah. 335 00:13:29,807 --> 00:13:32,727 I'm not gonna lie. It does my heart good to see you suffer. 336 00:13:33,978 --> 00:13:35,396 Well, I'm glad I can be of service. 337 00:13:36,439 --> 00:13:37,774 Listen, I think you'll have a great night. 338 00:13:37,857 --> 00:13:39,942 I hated these things when we would go together. 339 00:13:40,026 --> 00:13:42,070 I don't know how I'll do it on my own. 340 00:13:42,153 --> 00:13:44,530 You'll be fine. Just get, like, a little bit too drunk, 341 00:13:44,614 --> 00:13:46,491 and then you'll be everyone's best friend. 342 00:13:47,325 --> 00:13:48,826 You can take Roscoe, 343 00:13:48,910 --> 00:13:50,244 but bring him back in the morning. 344 00:13:51,704 --> 00:13:54,248 Giuseppe! O te amo! 345 00:13:54,332 --> 00:13:56,459 - Ugh. Ugh! - Oh, mio bellissimo ragazzo! 346 00:13:56,542 --> 00:13:58,753 - Never got used to that - Oh, my gorgeous boy. 347 00:13:58,836 --> 00:13:59,879 Oh, my God. 348 00:14:03,174 --> 00:14:04,384 Okay. 349 00:14:10,223 --> 00:14:11,265 - Hello. - Hi. 350 00:14:11,766 --> 00:14:13,684 Do I give… Okay. 351 00:14:27,323 --> 00:14:28,783 Thank you. 352 00:14:33,246 --> 00:14:34,330 There's my guy! 353 00:14:34,414 --> 00:14:37,083 Go ahead, grab yourself a drink, and then circle back here. 354 00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:38,668 Mm. 355 00:14:43,381 --> 00:14:45,341 I was worried that I'd be overdressed. 356 00:14:46,092 --> 00:14:47,802 At least I'm not wearing a kimono. 357 00:14:48,928 --> 00:14:51,973 Wow, that song ended abruptly. 358 00:14:52,056 --> 00:14:53,224 Hi, I'm Greg. 359 00:14:53,307 --> 00:14:54,767 I'm Joanie. 360 00:14:54,851 --> 00:14:56,227 Walt's wife. 361 00:14:56,936 --> 00:14:58,521 Oh, sure. 362 00:15:00,523 --> 00:15:02,942 - Konnichiwa. - Arigato. 363 00:15:04,444 --> 00:15:07,071 Would you mind if I left? 364 00:15:23,296 --> 00:15:24,297 Hey, Tommy. 365 00:15:25,673 --> 00:15:27,800 Mr. Russo, hey! Sick fit! 366 00:15:27,884 --> 00:15:29,427 You look like you work on a cruise ship. 367 00:15:29,510 --> 00:15:31,179 Thanks. 368 00:15:31,262 --> 00:15:32,388 Shouldn't you be writing? 369 00:15:32,472 --> 00:15:34,474 Chill, my guy. I got it all done. 370 00:15:34,557 --> 00:15:35,975 - Excellent. - Yeah. 371 00:15:36,058 --> 00:15:38,895 Maybe I will have some light reading to do before bed. 372 00:15:40,771 --> 00:15:42,440 You're going to bed already? 373 00:15:42,523 --> 00:15:43,941 That is, like, super depressing. 374 00:15:44,025 --> 00:15:45,985 - Yeah. - Hey, you should come out. 375 00:15:46,068 --> 00:15:47,737 - Oh, no, no, no. - Everyone will love it. 376 00:15:47,820 --> 00:15:49,113 I don't think so. 377 00:15:49,197 --> 00:15:50,281 All good. 378 00:15:52,116 --> 00:15:53,284 This is stupid anyway. 379 00:15:53,993 --> 00:15:54,896 What's that? 380 00:15:54,911 --> 00:15:57,872 I was just trying to impress some guys with this bad boy. 381 00:15:58,873 --> 00:16:00,500 I don't have a lot of friends here. 382 00:16:01,542 --> 00:16:04,629 Just really sick of feeling like an outsider, you know? 383 00:16:09,133 --> 00:16:11,052 - Well, good night. - Good night. 384 00:16:20,645 --> 00:16:23,856 - Hey, Tommy. Wait up. - Yeah? 385 00:16:24,857 --> 00:16:26,317 Hell, yeah! Let's go. 386 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:27,485 - Alright, alright. - Okay. 387 00:16:27,568 --> 00:16:32,865 One, two, three. Oh, that's way heavier than I remember. 388 00:16:32,949 --> 00:16:34,242 Yo, yo! 389 00:16:34,325 --> 00:16:36,869 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Back up! - Bro, you cheat 390 00:16:36,953 --> 00:16:37,855 - every time we fucking play. - Alright! 391 00:16:37,870 --> 00:16:38,773 I'll back up. 392 00:16:38,788 --> 00:16:40,081 They said I could play if I brought a partner. 393 00:16:40,164 --> 00:16:41,874 - Fuck. Fuck, shit. - What do you think? 394 00:16:41,958 --> 00:16:43,918 I think we'll be fine. 395 00:16:44,001 --> 00:16:45,086 Wanna grab my coat? 396 00:16:46,629 --> 00:16:48,464 - And where do I stand? - Here's good. 397 00:16:48,548 --> 00:16:50,716 - The elbow just can't pass the table. - Elbow can't pass that. 398 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:52,093 Yeah, don't be a cheater like JD. 399 00:16:52,176 --> 00:16:53,844 Alright, I'll do my best. 400 00:16:56,722 --> 00:16:57,807 - Hey! - Beginner's luck. 401 00:16:57,890 --> 00:16:58,975 - That's beginner's luck. - Wow. 402 00:16:59,058 --> 00:17:00,226 - I just take another shot? - Yeah. 403 00:17:00,309 --> 00:17:01,811 Alright, I'm gonna try it. 404 00:17:01,894 --> 00:17:03,312 That was kind of fun to get one in. 405 00:17:04,355 --> 00:17:05,856 - Oh! - What the fuck? 406 00:17:06,566 --> 00:17:07,650 See what happens this time? 407 00:17:09,235 --> 00:17:10,861 - Oh! - Oh, my God. 408 00:17:10,945 --> 00:17:12,488 Hey, bally, are you thirsty? 409 00:17:13,489 --> 00:17:14,489 - Oh! - Boom! 410 00:17:17,535 --> 00:17:18,911 Yeah, Mr. Russo! 411 00:17:21,497 --> 00:17:23,374 - Fuck, that's game! - Fuck, man, I can't believe it! 412 00:17:26,502 --> 00:17:28,671 - Ha, ha! - Drink! Drink! Drink! 413 00:17:28,754 --> 00:17:31,007 Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! 414 00:17:31,090 --> 00:17:32,090 Here we go. 415 00:17:33,426 --> 00:17:34,328 Boom! 416 00:17:34,343 --> 00:17:35,761 - How are you doing this? - I don't know. 417 00:17:35,845 --> 00:17:37,138 How am I doing this? 418 00:17:39,682 --> 00:17:41,142 There's no way that can fucking happen. 419 00:17:41,225 --> 00:17:42,768 You are a god! 420 00:17:42,852 --> 00:17:44,812 Man, fuck this noise. I'm tapping out. 421 00:17:44,895 --> 00:17:46,689 - Yeah, run away, you little bitch! - Fuck you, Tommy! 422 00:17:46,772 --> 00:17:48,065 You always do this shit when you win. 423 00:17:48,149 --> 00:17:50,651 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa! 424 00:17:51,652 --> 00:17:53,237 Are you already friends with these knuckleheads? 425 00:17:54,155 --> 00:17:55,865 Yeah, but we're so glad that you're here. 426 00:17:57,408 --> 00:17:59,535 Alright, boys. Drink up. 427 00:17:59,619 --> 00:18:01,120 Wait, if we won, why are we drinking? 428 00:18:01,203 --> 00:18:02,413 Because we won. 429 00:18:03,956 --> 00:18:05,708 Alright, one. One, one, one, just one. 430 00:18:05,791 --> 00:18:06,959 Yeah. 431 00:18:07,043 --> 00:18:08,544 Ooh, wow! 432 00:18:08,628 --> 00:18:11,255 What is that? Ugh, God. 433 00:18:14,842 --> 00:18:16,218 - Here you go. - Wow. 434 00:18:16,302 --> 00:18:18,554 That looks very dirty. 435 00:18:20,389 --> 00:18:21,557 Okay. 436 00:18:24,935 --> 00:18:26,103 Are you okay? 437 00:18:26,896 --> 00:18:27,798 I… 438 00:18:27,813 --> 00:18:28,939 I haven't flirted in a while. 439 00:18:29,815 --> 00:18:32,068 Eye contact was my move. What do you think? 440 00:18:32,151 --> 00:18:33,486 Feels like you're mad at me. 441 00:18:33,569 --> 00:18:36,405 If I was mad at you, you'd know. 442 00:18:38,407 --> 00:18:40,034 What the fuck? 443 00:18:45,623 --> 00:18:47,083 - Oh! - Oh, I'm so sorry. 444 00:18:47,166 --> 00:18:50,544 It's all good. You know, I actually have another gig across town, 445 00:18:50,628 --> 00:18:52,588 so I'm heading out, but Tim will make you a fresh one. 446 00:18:52,672 --> 00:18:55,675 Cool, cool, cool, cool. That's so cool. I'm just gonna flirt with Tim. 447 00:18:55,758 --> 00:18:56,926 Okay. 448 00:18:57,802 --> 00:18:58,802 Yeah, me too, Tim. 449 00:19:02,723 --> 00:19:03,766 I saw nothing. 450 00:19:04,975 --> 00:19:07,186 But that made me sad. Come join me. 451 00:19:08,854 --> 00:19:10,523 Sweet house, Mr. Russo. 452 00:19:12,316 --> 00:19:14,652 There is so much pot smoke in here. 453 00:19:14,735 --> 00:19:17,446 I almost feel like I am smoking it. 454 00:19:17,530 --> 00:19:18,698 Bro, look in your hand. 455 00:19:20,074 --> 00:19:23,160 Oh-ho-ho-ho! Hello there! 456 00:19:24,245 --> 00:19:26,038 This couch is freaking me out. 457 00:19:27,123 --> 00:19:29,792 I used to have one just like it growing up. 458 00:19:29,875 --> 00:19:31,210 I lost my virginity to it. 459 00:19:32,169 --> 00:19:34,338 - You mean on it? - I do not. 460 00:19:34,422 --> 00:19:36,465 - Oh, dude! - What the fuck? 461 00:19:37,967 --> 00:19:39,885 No, no, no. No, no. Don't be embarrassed, George. 462 00:19:39,969 --> 00:19:41,804 We've all got our weird stuff. 463 00:19:41,887 --> 00:19:43,180 He's right. 464 00:19:43,264 --> 00:19:44,974 You ever heard of someone with a third nipple? 465 00:19:45,808 --> 00:19:47,351 - Careful. - You've got one of those? 466 00:19:47,435 --> 00:19:48,519 I did. 467 00:19:48,602 --> 00:19:50,354 - Don't do it. - And a fourth. 468 00:19:50,438 --> 00:19:51,897 Don't do it. 469 00:19:51,981 --> 00:19:53,774 - And a fifth. - Damn! What the… 470 00:19:53,858 --> 00:19:55,651 Five nipples is an anomaly. 471 00:19:55,735 --> 00:19:57,695 I was teased like crazy in high school. 472 00:19:57,778 --> 00:19:59,697 So, I had 'em removed before I came here. 473 00:19:59,780 --> 00:20:01,866 Got my confidence back. 474 00:20:03,284 --> 00:20:04,785 That's a great story, Pig Tits. 475 00:20:07,371 --> 00:20:09,999 Oh, that is gonna stick. I warned you. 476 00:20:10,958 --> 00:20:13,127 - I miss high school. - You know, me and Bernice 477 00:20:13,210 --> 00:20:14,545 were all in love and shit. 478 00:20:14,628 --> 00:20:15,880 Stop it with this fucking Bernice shit. 479 00:20:15,963 --> 00:20:17,256 Dude, she dumped me hard. 480 00:20:17,339 --> 00:20:19,175 Tommy, you have to get over her. Trust me. 481 00:20:19,258 --> 00:20:21,343 My wife left me five years ago… 482 00:20:22,386 --> 00:20:24,096 and I still haven't bounced back. 483 00:20:26,932 --> 00:20:30,895 I haven't been, you know, haven't been with anybody since. 484 00:20:30,978 --> 00:20:33,397 - No fucking way. - It is the truth, Pig Tits. 485 00:20:34,648 --> 00:20:38,152 Gotta get back in the game, man. I mean, look, you're not fugly. 486 00:20:38,235 --> 00:20:39,695 - You're fucking great at beer pong. - Amazing. 487 00:20:39,779 --> 00:20:42,072 Those are the two things women my age are looking for. 488 00:20:42,156 --> 00:20:43,616 That's the spirit, "Grg." 489 00:20:43,699 --> 00:20:45,159 - That's the fucking spirit. - Okay, well, 490 00:20:45,242 --> 00:20:47,203 this has been really fun, 491 00:20:47,286 --> 00:20:48,829 - but I am going to bed. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 492 00:20:48,913 --> 00:20:50,664 What are you talking about? We're going out. 493 00:20:50,748 --> 00:20:52,708 What are you talking about? It's… 494 00:20:52,792 --> 00:20:54,585 it's 9:15, dude. 495 00:20:55,002 --> 00:20:57,213 Come on, Rooster. What are you gonna do? 496 00:20:57,296 --> 00:20:59,089 - Come on, Georgie. - Sit at home? Be lonely? 497 00:20:59,173 --> 00:21:00,674 No, I'm gonna do exactly what I want to do. 498 00:21:00,758 --> 00:21:03,385 I'm gonna lie in bed eating garlic knots on a Friday night. 499 00:21:03,469 --> 00:21:04,970 You said you never went to college. 500 00:21:05,054 --> 00:21:07,306 You gotta have at least one epic night out. 501 00:21:07,389 --> 00:21:12,812 I have imbibed just enough alcohol to be at a perfect level… 502 00:21:12,895 --> 00:21:15,773 I am not going to succumb to peer pressure. 503 00:21:16,857 --> 00:21:18,442 No! I'm not gonna do it. 504 00:21:18,526 --> 00:21:20,069 Come on, we're going! 505 00:21:20,152 --> 00:21:21,987 Alright, alright! Okay, let's go! 506 00:21:24,740 --> 00:21:27,117 I was worried about my diet, and I told her I eat vegetables, 507 00:21:27,201 --> 00:21:29,620 but I don't fuck with… 508 00:21:29,703 --> 00:21:31,455 Yo, this is gonna be lit. 509 00:21:31,539 --> 00:21:34,124 We don't have frats, but it's a frat-themed party, 510 00:21:34,208 --> 00:21:36,752 - which is gonna be just as good. - No, it's not, bro. 511 00:21:36,836 --> 00:21:38,921 My cousin is in a real frat. 512 00:21:39,004 --> 00:21:40,422 I mean, they draw dicks on each other's faces. 513 00:21:40,506 --> 00:21:41,924 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 514 00:21:42,007 --> 00:21:44,593 In a real frat, you draw faces on each other's dicks! 515 00:21:45,469 --> 00:21:47,888 - What? - I've never been to a frat. 516 00:21:51,100 --> 00:21:53,853 - Oh, my God. - Whoa, whoa. Hey! 517 00:21:55,479 --> 00:21:57,273 What in the heck? 518 00:21:59,608 --> 00:22:00,734 Ooh! 519 00:22:01,402 --> 00:22:02,486 - Russo! - Hey! 520 00:22:02,570 --> 00:22:03,904 You responsible for this? 521 00:22:03,988 --> 00:22:06,657 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! We didn't do anything. 522 00:22:06,740 --> 00:22:08,492 - "We"? - Yeah, we… 523 00:22:08,576 --> 00:22:09,994 What? 524 00:22:10,077 --> 00:22:11,579 Where did they go? 525 00:22:11,662 --> 00:22:13,247 Why do you have paint on your hand there? 526 00:22:13,330 --> 00:22:15,541 Oh, I just touched it. 527 00:22:15,624 --> 00:22:17,877 "I just touched it" is the number one excuse 528 00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:19,420 I hear from guilty people. 529 00:22:19,503 --> 00:22:20,838 These graffiti tags, 530 00:22:20,921 --> 00:22:22,798 they've been going up all over the campus. 531 00:22:23,883 --> 00:22:24,883 And I know you're responsible. 532 00:22:24,925 --> 00:22:26,218 - No, no, no, no, no. - Yeah, 'cause the paint 533 00:22:26,302 --> 00:22:28,929 isn't even wet anymore. Yes, it is. 534 00:22:29,013 --> 00:22:32,933 Yes, it is very wet still. 535 00:22:33,017 --> 00:22:35,436 - I could have told you that, man. - And now, it's on my gun. 536 00:22:35,519 --> 00:22:37,396 - Oh, let me get you. - No, don't! 537 00:22:38,063 --> 00:22:39,732 - Don't. - I'm sorry. 538 00:22:39,815 --> 00:22:41,150 Have you been drinking? 539 00:22:41,650 --> 00:22:43,527 Have you been drinking? 540 00:22:43,611 --> 00:22:44,987 I'm watching you, Greg. 541 00:22:45,070 --> 00:22:46,155 I'm watching you. 542 00:22:46,238 --> 00:22:48,991 No. Do not say it after I say it. 543 00:22:50,117 --> 00:22:51,452 I'm watching you. 544 00:22:57,708 --> 00:23:00,502 - I'm watching… - No! Ah! Ah! 545 00:23:00,586 --> 00:23:02,296 I am watching you. Mm! 546 00:23:03,464 --> 00:23:04,465 Good night, Officer. 547 00:23:05,674 --> 00:23:06,884 I'm watching you. 548 00:23:08,135 --> 00:23:11,138 - Let's do this. - Oh, guys! 549 00:23:11,221 --> 00:23:14,892 Where did you go? That was so awesome. 550 00:23:14,975 --> 00:23:18,062 This is the best night of my life. 551 00:23:18,145 --> 00:23:21,315 Rooster! Rooster! Rooster! Rooster! 552 00:23:22,316 --> 00:23:23,317 Thank you. 553 00:23:24,443 --> 00:23:25,903 My boring date's in here somewhere. 554 00:23:25,986 --> 00:23:27,696 - Have fun settling. - Mm, thank you. 555 00:23:29,156 --> 00:23:30,741 And so, there's Roland, 556 00:23:30,824 --> 00:23:33,661 absolutely knackered, naked as the day he was born. 557 00:23:33,744 --> 00:23:35,037 No way. 558 00:23:35,120 --> 00:23:36,580 Mounting the constable's horse. 559 00:23:38,290 --> 00:23:40,000 What the fuck are you doing here? 560 00:23:40,584 --> 00:23:43,295 If you'll excuse us, I think we need a moment here. 561 00:23:43,879 --> 00:23:46,382 Why aren't you at home being miserable with our dog? 562 00:23:46,465 --> 00:23:48,384 You tricked me. You made me think you were human. 563 00:23:48,467 --> 00:23:50,052 - You always do that. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 564 00:23:50,135 --> 00:23:51,720 What makes you think I'm not sad? 565 00:23:51,804 --> 00:23:54,974 I was moping, so I took Roscoe out for a walk, 566 00:23:55,057 --> 00:23:57,851 and he sort of looked up at me as if to say… 567 00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:00,813 "What are you doing, mate? Get a grip." 568 00:24:00,896 --> 00:24:02,439 So, I looked in the mirror. 569 00:24:02,523 --> 00:24:05,109 I said to myself, "You're amazing." 570 00:24:05,192 --> 00:24:06,276 And here I am. 571 00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:08,445 Okay, none of that is true. 572 00:24:08,529 --> 00:24:12,700 You saw me looking hot in this dress, and you couldn't even let me go to a party 573 00:24:12,783 --> 00:24:14,868 without making it all about you. 574 00:24:14,952 --> 00:24:16,161 I do love that dress. 575 00:24:16,245 --> 00:24:17,705 You're such a prick. 576 00:24:22,543 --> 00:24:24,586 - I remember you. - Hi. 577 00:24:24,670 --> 00:24:26,171 So, things didn't work out with Tim? 578 00:24:26,255 --> 00:24:29,174 Oh, I was supposed to meet him later, but he died of old age. 579 00:24:31,010 --> 00:24:32,720 Did you give him the flirty eye contact? 580 00:24:32,803 --> 00:24:33,929 I did, yeah. 581 00:24:49,361 --> 00:24:51,113 A penis shot? 582 00:24:52,239 --> 00:24:54,116 Hey, crushing it, brutha! 583 00:24:55,034 --> 00:24:57,870 - Oh. A penis shot? - No, thanks. 584 00:25:03,584 --> 00:25:07,296 Oh, yo, yo. This song is for my friend, Greg, 585 00:25:07,379 --> 00:25:09,590 who won't shut up until I play it for him. 586 00:25:14,136 --> 00:25:15,136 Thank you. 587 00:25:19,099 --> 00:25:20,184 Are you okay? 588 00:25:20,267 --> 00:25:22,478 This song is how I feel every day. 589 00:25:24,730 --> 00:25:26,732 Your daughter is my favorite professor. 590 00:25:26,815 --> 00:25:29,568 I was supposed to see her tonight at this faculty thing. 591 00:25:30,652 --> 00:25:31,904 But I ran away. 592 00:25:31,987 --> 00:25:33,572 Oh, no, sad dad. What happened? 593 00:25:33,655 --> 00:25:36,366 Nothing, really. I just got scared. 594 00:25:36,450 --> 00:25:39,161 - Like a bitch? - Like a bitch. Yes. 595 00:25:39,244 --> 00:25:41,371 Dude, you gotta do something about him, man. 596 00:25:41,455 --> 00:25:43,165 He's murdering the vibe. 597 00:25:44,083 --> 00:25:45,334 Fun question. Eva. 598 00:25:45,417 --> 00:25:46,919 Have you ever looked in the mirror 599 00:25:47,002 --> 00:25:50,380 and seen a scared, hairy old man looking back at you? 600 00:25:50,464 --> 00:25:54,134 No. But that would definitely freak me the fuck out. 601 00:25:54,218 --> 00:25:55,761 Yeah, it's pretty horrifying. 602 00:25:55,844 --> 00:25:57,763 Hey, can I scoochie on real quick right there? 603 00:25:57,846 --> 00:25:58,931 - Yeah. - Thank you. 604 00:26:00,057 --> 00:26:01,225 Thanks. Thank you. 605 00:26:01,308 --> 00:26:02,559 - Oh. - Yeah, a little bit more. 606 00:26:03,685 --> 00:26:05,354 Oh, sorry. 607 00:26:05,437 --> 00:26:06,772 That's better. 608 00:26:07,773 --> 00:26:08,774 Made it. 609 00:26:08,857 --> 00:26:10,692 Hey, man. 610 00:26:10,776 --> 00:26:13,028 I think your time with us might be over. 611 00:26:13,112 --> 00:26:14,530 Feeling the same thing. 612 00:26:14,613 --> 00:26:20,327 Gotta pee, though, and I can't unbutton my pants. 613 00:26:20,410 --> 00:26:21,703 Would you take these off, please? 614 00:26:21,787 --> 00:26:23,705 - Hey, you know it's against the rules. - Right. 615 00:26:24,957 --> 00:26:28,127 I apologize for being such a buzzkill tonight. 616 00:26:28,210 --> 00:26:29,378 What are you talking about? 617 00:26:29,461 --> 00:26:32,005 This was epic. Are you fucking high? 618 00:26:32,089 --> 00:26:34,133 Yeah, probably a little, still. 619 00:26:34,216 --> 00:26:35,384 Me, too. 620 00:26:35,467 --> 00:26:37,010 Oh, perfect time to knock out that paper. 621 00:26:37,094 --> 00:26:38,262 No, really? 622 00:26:38,345 --> 00:26:40,264 You haven't even started it yet? 623 00:26:40,347 --> 00:26:43,433 I got inspo, spent the night with the real Rooster. 624 00:26:44,226 --> 00:26:46,145 - I'm not Rooster. - Yeah, you are. 625 00:26:46,228 --> 00:26:49,148 No, I'm not. As much as I would like to be, 626 00:26:49,231 --> 00:26:53,527 I just have spent way too much time being me. 627 00:26:53,610 --> 00:26:55,904 Come on, this is college. 628 00:26:55,988 --> 00:26:58,240 You get to reinvent yourself here. 629 00:26:58,323 --> 00:27:01,994 Just decide whoever you want to be, and you be that shit. 630 00:27:02,995 --> 00:27:05,539 - Fellas. - Oh, God. 631 00:27:05,622 --> 00:27:09,168 Poor Pig Tits. I can't even remember his real name. 632 00:27:09,251 --> 00:27:10,460 It's JD. 633 00:27:10,544 --> 00:27:11,712 Pig Tits is better. 634 00:27:11,795 --> 00:27:12,796 Yeah. 635 00:27:18,218 --> 00:27:21,805 You know, I wasn't lying when I said I didn't fit in. 636 00:27:22,931 --> 00:27:24,224 I'm a townie. 637 00:27:25,058 --> 00:27:28,353 I only got accepted 'cause you get in if one of your folks works here. 638 00:27:29,521 --> 00:27:31,648 But, hey, I mean, look at me, 639 00:27:31,732 --> 00:27:34,443 hanging out with the… with the fancy kids, huh? 640 00:27:36,445 --> 00:27:40,532 So, you know, you can be the Rooster if you want. 641 00:27:40,616 --> 00:27:42,159 It's like you say. 642 00:27:42,242 --> 00:27:44,536 Can't write it if it's not in you, man. 643 00:27:50,417 --> 00:27:51,585 Alright, help me up. 644 00:27:51,668 --> 00:27:53,170 - Yes, sir. - Thank you, sir. 645 00:27:53,253 --> 00:27:54,546 - Of course. - Come here. 646 00:27:54,630 --> 00:27:56,340 - Okay. - Bring it in. 647 00:27:56,423 --> 00:27:57,423 Yep. 648 00:27:59,718 --> 00:28:00,928 - Good night, Tommy. - Wait. 649 00:28:01,011 --> 00:28:02,596 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 650 00:28:04,973 --> 00:28:07,684 Bam. Yeah. 651 00:28:07,768 --> 00:28:09,102 Good night, Rooster. 652 00:28:14,775 --> 00:28:16,276 The Rooster got out of the handcuffs 653 00:28:16,360 --> 00:28:18,445 the same way he had a thousand times before. 654 00:28:23,033 --> 00:28:26,119 He made his way to the Cherry Blossom Club 655 00:28:26,203 --> 00:28:28,247 and walked in like he owned the place. 656 00:28:31,208 --> 00:28:32,876 He was looking for Eduardo. 657 00:28:34,002 --> 00:28:36,213 It was time to face the music. 658 00:28:36,296 --> 00:28:37,923 I owe you an apology, Walt. 659 00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:41,385 I insulted your wife earlier for being vaguely racist, 660 00:28:41,468 --> 00:28:42,719 and I'm sorry. 661 00:28:42,803 --> 00:28:44,263 Joanie looks lovely, by the way. 662 00:28:44,346 --> 00:28:45,597 She looks ridiculous, Greg. 663 00:28:45,681 --> 00:28:47,432 She has chopsticks in her hair, for God's sake. 664 00:28:47,516 --> 00:28:49,935 But can I tell you something? That is not gonna stop me 665 00:28:50,018 --> 00:28:52,020 from taking a run at her later. 666 00:28:52,104 --> 00:28:53,105 Cool visual. 667 00:28:56,942 --> 00:28:59,653 You go ahead and wait here. I'm gonna bring this to Joanie, 668 00:28:59,736 --> 00:29:01,071 and then I'm gonna introduce you to everybody. 669 00:29:01,154 --> 00:29:02,531 - Sounds good. - Yeah. 670 00:29:04,700 --> 00:29:06,743 And that's when he spotted Bernice. 671 00:29:10,038 --> 00:29:13,208 He'd been thinking about this moment since the first time they met. 672 00:29:14,334 --> 00:29:16,420 And he'd left her alone at the docks. 673 00:29:17,212 --> 00:29:19,339 It was now or never. 674 00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:25,262 Dylan. 675 00:29:25,345 --> 00:29:26,513 Hey. 676 00:29:27,347 --> 00:29:28,765 Listen. 677 00:29:28,849 --> 00:29:30,225 That night in front of your house? 678 00:29:32,811 --> 00:29:34,855 I regretted it the minute I left. 679 00:29:36,523 --> 00:29:39,568 Bernice said exactly what he wanted to hear. 680 00:29:39,651 --> 00:29:41,069 Cool. 681 00:29:41,153 --> 00:29:42,487 This is Chris. 682 00:29:44,364 --> 00:29:46,658 - Whoa. Solid handshake. - Yeah. 683 00:29:47,534 --> 00:29:48,994 You take care of our girl. 684 00:29:50,037 --> 00:29:52,497 - What? - My loss. 685 00:29:52,581 --> 00:29:55,542 Seeing Bernice's new guy made Rooster angry, 686 00:29:55,625 --> 00:29:56,960 like an angry person. 687 00:29:57,044 --> 00:30:00,464 But he shook it off. There were other fish in the sea. 688 00:30:00,547 --> 00:30:03,175 Hey, don't tell anyone, but I love your books. 689 00:30:03,258 --> 00:30:06,178 - I'm telling everyone. - Oh! 690 00:30:06,261 --> 00:30:08,180 This was his nightclub now. 691 00:30:08,263 --> 00:30:09,389 Scotch, please. 692 00:30:10,515 --> 00:30:11,600 And someone… 693 00:30:11,683 --> 00:30:12,976 Hey, Rooster. 694 00:30:13,060 --> 00:30:14,853 …was getting lucky tonight. 695 00:30:26,740 --> 00:30:28,033 You must have been really thirsty. 696 00:30:29,034 --> 00:30:30,535 I was born thirsty. 697 00:30:30,619 --> 00:30:31,870 Where were you born? 698 00:30:31,953 --> 00:30:34,122 - Let's just have sex. - I know just the place. 699 00:30:39,628 --> 00:30:41,213 Over there! Mm! 700 00:30:41,296 --> 00:30:42,631 Wait, wait, wait. 701 00:30:42,714 --> 00:30:44,049 Does it have to be in Walt's office? 702 00:30:44,132 --> 00:30:45,801 - That's part of it for me. - Okay. 703 00:30:45,884 --> 00:30:47,052 Clear the desk. 704 00:30:48,178 --> 00:30:50,222 Oh, God, that's heavy. 705 00:30:50,305 --> 00:30:52,599 The last few years were a blur. 706 00:30:52,682 --> 00:30:55,268 All he could tell you was he'd lost his way for a while. 707 00:30:55,352 --> 00:30:56,978 - Leave the egg. - Yeah, we might use that later. 708 00:30:57,062 --> 00:30:59,689 Still, he knew one thing for certain. 709 00:30:59,773 --> 00:31:01,650 The Rooster was back. 710 00:31:01,733 --> 00:31:04,027 - Open me up. - You got it, baby. 711 00:31:15,539 --> 00:31:16,525 Dad? 712 00:31:16,540 --> 00:31:18,500 Katie. Morning. 713 00:31:19,251 --> 00:31:20,419 Where are you coming from? 714 00:31:21,211 --> 00:31:23,213 Just out for a jog. 715 00:31:23,296 --> 00:31:24,673 Who's the other coffee for? 716 00:31:25,507 --> 00:31:26,883 Roscoe. 717 00:31:26,967 --> 00:31:28,927 Can't wake up without an espresso. 718 00:31:29,010 --> 00:31:30,095 Alright. 719 00:31:31,763 --> 00:31:33,348 Okay, you have to take this to go. 720 00:31:33,432 --> 00:31:35,225 This was a mistake. 721 00:31:35,308 --> 00:31:36,852 Didn't feel like a mistake. 722 00:31:36,935 --> 00:31:39,271 Wait, you didn't park your car outside of my house, did you? 723 00:31:39,354 --> 00:31:40,814 I'm a clever boy. Parked it around the block. 724 00:31:41,731 --> 00:31:43,442 - Do you wanna go again? - Get the fuck out! 725 00:32:53,803 --> 00:32:55,722 Bye-bye.