1 00:00:11,261 --> 00:00:13,722 Vlad with a chance, it drops down in front. 2 00:00:13,805 --> 00:00:16,016 Stamkos after it, couldn't control Rodrigues. 3 00:00:16,099 --> 00:00:17,893 Shot blocked away by O'Reilly. 4 00:00:17,976 --> 00:00:20,187 Reinhart on the loose puck. 5 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:23,315 Back it goes for Rodrigues. They work it in front. 6 00:00:23,398 --> 00:00:25,400 Reinhart's shot blocked again. 7 00:00:25,484 --> 00:00:27,528 Oh, the Panthers look sharp here. 8 00:00:28,779 --> 00:00:31,907 And this number one line really came together last night… 9 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:35,577 Stamkos went up with O'Reilly. 10 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:39,414 He shoots, he scores! 11 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:42,960 What a great night. 12 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:45,254 You know my favorite part about last night? 13 00:00:45,337 --> 00:00:47,631 - Hmm? - The high-five. 14 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:52,803 I was just so excited about how it was going. 15 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:56,223 I was self-conscious about being on top. It totally snapped me out of it. 16 00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:00,769 You shouldn't be self-conscious about anything. 17 00:01:00,852 --> 00:01:02,229 Mwah! 18 00:01:02,312 --> 00:01:04,106 Oh, my gosh, this week. 19 00:01:04,189 --> 00:01:07,317 Wow. I was so messed up after seeing my ex. 20 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:09,444 Really helped me. Mm! 21 00:01:10,404 --> 00:01:13,699 There is nothing like a no-strings-attached booty call 22 00:01:13,782 --> 00:01:16,159 to give you a boost of confidence. 23 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:21,873 - I'm glad I could help. - Mm. 24 00:01:21,957 --> 00:01:25,460 What is better than just fun, uncomplicated sex? 25 00:01:27,879 --> 00:01:28,879 Oh, my God. 26 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:34,011 What are we doing? 27 00:01:36,013 --> 00:01:38,390 You need to wait at least 30 seconds before you start a conversation. 28 00:01:38,473 --> 00:01:41,351 I just fucked you. Are you seriously telling me to be quiet? 29 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:44,730 This is tricky for me because I really want to say yes. 30 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:51,153 Doesn't this make you feel icky? 31 00:01:51,236 --> 00:01:53,238 Icky? I don't feel icky. 32 00:01:53,322 --> 00:01:55,282 It makes me feel excellent, Katie. 33 00:01:56,700 --> 00:01:57,868 And you… 34 00:01:59,161 --> 00:02:00,495 you're so beautiful. 35 00:02:02,205 --> 00:02:03,540 I love you. 36 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:05,584 Yeah, yeah, we're not… We're not doing that. 37 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:07,419 Come on, you can't honestly tell me you're not enjoying this 38 00:02:07,502 --> 00:02:09,421 - a little bit. Yes. - I am, of course, I am. 39 00:02:09,504 --> 00:02:11,298 - It's forbidden. - Yes. 40 00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:13,216 And it's dangerous, and I wanna do it over and over, 41 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:15,177 which makes me wanna fucking choke you. 42 00:02:15,260 --> 00:02:16,386 Well, I'm sure that can be arranged. 43 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:17,512 Ew! 44 00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:20,390 Hey, kiddo! It's me. 45 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:21,892 Shit, it's my dad. 46 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:23,101 - Don't say a word. - Katie, it's Dad! 47 00:02:23,185 --> 00:02:24,519 That's exactly what I've been saying. 48 00:02:24,603 --> 00:02:26,188 - Oh, my God. - I know you're here. 49 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:29,566 - Come on out! - Come here, boy. 50 00:02:31,026 --> 00:02:33,403 Oh, yes, mi amor. 51 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:35,947 What did we say about drop-ins? 52 00:02:36,031 --> 00:02:38,408 - You have got to text me. - I did text you. 53 00:02:39,868 --> 00:02:41,161 "I'm out front knocking." 54 00:02:41,244 --> 00:02:43,121 - Not what I meant. - Check it out. 55 00:02:43,205 --> 00:02:44,456 How cool is this? 56 00:02:44,539 --> 00:02:46,583 Gosh, half as cool as a motorcycle? 57 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:48,877 And twice as safe. 58 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:53,799 This sporty little sportster is going to turn my 13-minute commute 59 00:02:53,882 --> 00:02:56,134 into a nine-minute commute. 60 00:02:56,218 --> 00:02:58,303 - Total game changer. - Dad, if you ever find a woman 61 00:02:58,387 --> 00:03:00,597 as excited about this as you, don't let her go. 62 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:01,765 Never gonna happen. 63 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:03,684 - Okay. Be safe. - Bye. Whoo! 64 00:03:03,767 --> 00:03:04,767 Go slow. 65 00:03:06,561 --> 00:03:07,562 Whoa! 66 00:03:07,646 --> 00:03:09,898 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 67 00:03:09,981 --> 00:03:11,608 Is that thing street legal, Russo? 68 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:13,568 I don't know. Shouldn't you know? 69 00:03:14,653 --> 00:03:15,987 - Are you sassin' me right now? - No, no. 70 00:03:16,071 --> 00:03:17,531 - No. - Let me tell you something. 71 00:03:17,614 --> 00:03:20,283 I've got an office, and in that office is a computer. 72 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:24,329 And as long as no one else is on it, I can look up the legal-ness of anything. 73 00:03:24,413 --> 00:03:25,872 - Okay? - Okay. 74 00:03:25,956 --> 00:03:29,459 I'm watching you, Russo. Like a hawk. Like a cop hawk. 75 00:03:30,168 --> 00:03:31,837 - A what? - Cop hawk. 76 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:33,672 Are you saying "car park" with a Boston accent? 77 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:35,257 No, I'm saying cop hawk. 78 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:37,175 - Cah pahk! - No, cop… 79 00:03:37,259 --> 00:03:38,260 - Smahten up. - Hawk. 80 00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:39,511 Pahk the cah in the cah pahk. 81 00:03:39,594 --> 00:03:40,762 I'm saying cop hawk. 82 00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:43,432 - Wicked pissah. - Get outta here. 83 00:03:43,515 --> 00:03:44,933 Cah pahk! 84 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:13,295 - Cortado and a decaf, enjoy. - Thank you. Hey. 85 00:04:13,378 --> 00:04:14,629 Love the green hair, by the way. 86 00:04:14,713 --> 00:04:17,758 Well, tell that to my mother. Huge fight last night. 87 00:04:17,841 --> 00:04:19,426 I made her sleep on the couch. 88 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:21,178 - I'm gonna just… - Okay, take care. 89 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,721 I can help whoever's next. 90 00:04:22,804 --> 00:04:25,056 God, I always regret talking to Beverly. 91 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:27,142 It's like, I care, but I don't care. 92 00:04:27,225 --> 00:04:28,894 - You know what I mean? - Of course I do. 93 00:04:28,977 --> 00:04:30,687 It's how you feel about everything in the world. 94 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:34,483 - You okay? - Just got rejected 95 00:04:34,566 --> 00:04:35,817 from another internship. 96 00:04:35,901 --> 00:04:37,611 - Oh. - Really thought I nailed this one. 97 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:40,280 We bonded over the fact that we're both germaphobes, 98 00:04:40,363 --> 00:04:42,616 and then I pretended I was gonna sneeze on him. 99 00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:44,117 It was fucking hilarious. 100 00:04:44,201 --> 00:04:47,496 No, hey, that… It sounds so funny. 101 00:04:47,579 --> 00:04:50,665 Listen, someone is gonna hire you, and when they do, 102 00:04:50,749 --> 00:04:52,459 it's gonna be the smartest thing they've ever done. 103 00:04:52,542 --> 00:04:54,127 I like your pep talk. 104 00:04:54,211 --> 00:04:55,212 Yeah? 105 00:04:56,630 --> 00:05:00,217 You know what? You don't need to watch this movie anymore. 106 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:05,096 Before I start to actually write, 107 00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:08,266 I like to do something that sounds a little bit basic. 108 00:05:11,061 --> 00:05:13,897 I like to list my characters' traits. 109 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:15,732 So, let's call out some traits. 110 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:17,192 - Anyone? - Conscientious. 111 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:18,610 Conscientious. 112 00:05:18,693 --> 00:05:21,154 I love a conscientious character. 113 00:05:22,197 --> 00:05:23,448 How 'bout one that's easier to spell? 114 00:05:23,532 --> 00:05:24,908 - Irascible? - No. 115 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:26,868 - Girthy. - Alright, we're done. 116 00:05:26,952 --> 00:05:29,120 Why don't we brainstorm some of these traits, 117 00:05:29,204 --> 00:05:30,497 bring them in in the morning? 118 00:05:30,580 --> 00:05:32,457 Hello, hello? Sleepyhead? 119 00:05:33,375 --> 00:05:34,584 Huh? 120 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:37,546 Today's class is going to be the only thing on the final. 121 00:05:37,629 --> 00:05:38,880 - Sorry. - What? 122 00:05:38,964 --> 00:05:41,007 - I'm kidding. - Fuck, dude. 123 00:05:41,091 --> 00:05:43,134 - What's going on? - Sorry, Rooster. 124 00:05:43,969 --> 00:05:47,639 I fell a little bit behind on rent, and my roommates kicked me out. 125 00:05:47,722 --> 00:05:49,808 I've been sleeping at Spooner's place on the floor, 126 00:05:49,891 --> 00:05:51,434 and my back is not happy. 127 00:05:51,518 --> 00:05:53,228 Tommy, are you homeless? 128 00:05:53,311 --> 00:05:55,647 - Unhoused. - Thank you, Ronni. 129 00:05:55,730 --> 00:05:57,107 Are you unhoused? 130 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:58,900 Uh, no. Don't worry about me. 131 00:05:58,984 --> 00:06:00,902 Okay, I have an extra room. 132 00:06:00,986 --> 00:06:03,446 Why don't you just crash with me for a couple days? 133 00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:05,282 - Really? - Yeah. 134 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:08,285 That is so lit. Thank you. 135 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:09,786 - You're welcome. - Do you have toothpaste? 136 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:11,746 You know what? Never mind. 137 00:06:11,830 --> 00:06:13,665 - I'll get my own. - Okay. 138 00:06:13,748 --> 00:06:15,083 So, just swing by 139 00:06:15,166 --> 00:06:16,626 - after I get back from hockey practice. - Okay. 140 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:18,670 Hey, how is Coach Jake doing? 141 00:06:18,753 --> 00:06:21,339 He's better. I think he just needed someone 142 00:06:21,423 --> 00:06:22,549 to believe in him. 143 00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:24,801 Fucker! Come on, DJ! 144 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:26,678 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 145 00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:29,055 Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, no, no, no, no, no, hold on. 146 00:06:29,139 --> 00:06:31,433 Hey, Coach, Coach, Coach! You okay, DJ? 147 00:06:31,516 --> 00:06:33,935 You gonna take his side? He's giving me crazy attitude. 148 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:35,353 I just asked to go to the bathroom. 149 00:06:35,437 --> 00:06:37,689 - Oh, you… - Oh, no. No, no, no. No, Coach. 150 00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:39,983 Maybe you need a shower, huh? A little time out. 151 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:42,193 - Yeah? - I thought you believed in me. 152 00:06:42,277 --> 00:06:44,029 Not as much as before. 153 00:06:44,112 --> 00:06:45,113 Lame! 154 00:06:50,327 --> 00:06:51,870 - Okay. - Fucking losers. 155 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:53,830 - Hey! - Oh! Coach! Coach! Coach! 156 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:55,165 - Come on. - Fine, I'm gone. 157 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:56,750 - I'm out. I'm gone. - Three-on-three. Three-on-three. 158 00:06:56,833 --> 00:06:58,043 No, no, no. Alright, you're… 159 00:06:59,669 --> 00:07:01,421 "Ladies and gentlemen, I have just been shot." 160 00:07:01,504 --> 00:07:06,176 Those were Teddy Roosevelt's words moments after an attempted assassination. 161 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:07,969 Now, what challenge 162 00:07:08,053 --> 00:07:11,306 did Roosevelt face as a boy 163 00:07:11,389 --> 00:07:14,351 that gave him so much grit as a man? 164 00:07:15,477 --> 00:07:17,437 Eli, I appreciate your enthusiasm, son, 165 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:21,316 but I like to ask questions and answer them myself. 166 00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:24,027 It's how I command a room. As you were. 167 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:26,905 The answer is childhood asthma. 168 00:07:26,988 --> 00:07:28,198 - Roosevelt would then… - Hey. 169 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:30,367 - …be consumed by grief… - I was looking for you. 170 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:32,285 …when both his mother and his wife died. 171 00:07:32,369 --> 00:07:34,245 Do you always come to Walt's lectures? 172 00:07:34,329 --> 00:07:36,498 He likes me to start the applause when he's finished. 173 00:07:36,581 --> 00:07:38,583 My cue word is "onward." 174 00:07:39,542 --> 00:07:41,378 - I'll keep an eye out for that. - Question. 175 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:45,882 Which of Roosevelt's speeches resonates most today? 176 00:07:47,050 --> 00:07:49,511 Eli, I feel like we just had this discussion. 177 00:07:49,594 --> 00:07:51,721 - Hand down. - That one was really tricky, sir. 178 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:53,890 Just tell me when there's a real question. 179 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:55,350 There won't be. 180 00:07:55,433 --> 00:07:57,602 Roosevelt's speech of all speeches, of course, 181 00:07:57,686 --> 00:08:00,355 was "The Man in the Arena." 182 00:08:01,564 --> 00:08:02,691 So… 183 00:08:03,441 --> 00:08:04,859 what are you up to later? 184 00:08:04,943 --> 00:08:06,611 What, at like 11:00? 185 00:08:06,695 --> 00:08:08,530 Or, I don't know, 9:45? 186 00:08:08,613 --> 00:08:10,323 - Eleven's kind of late. - Okay, Greg. 187 00:08:10,407 --> 00:08:12,909 I'm a grown woman. A single parent. 188 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:15,495 I have a house that I will own outright in 28 years. 189 00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:19,541 If you want this, or these, or to be inside this, 190 00:08:19,624 --> 00:08:21,334 I need to be treated with some dignity. 191 00:08:21,418 --> 00:08:24,087 Take me on a proper date. I'm not some cheap floozy. 192 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:26,381 I never felt that. Ever. 193 00:08:26,464 --> 00:08:31,011 Even when you photocopied the… your… the… these. 194 00:08:31,094 --> 00:08:33,930 I appreciate that, 'cause I don't do that very often. 195 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:35,181 Okay. 196 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:36,975 Step into the arena of life… 197 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:40,395 Would you like to go out to dinner with me tonight? 198 00:08:40,478 --> 00:08:42,981 Oh, I don't know. Have to think about it. 199 00:08:43,064 --> 00:08:44,399 - Okay. - Yes. 200 00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:45,734 Oh, okay. 201 00:08:45,817 --> 00:08:47,152 Onward! 202 00:08:49,821 --> 00:08:51,448 - Onward! - My goodness, 203 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:54,200 how can you not clap for that? 204 00:08:55,326 --> 00:08:56,453 Thank you. 205 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:58,747 - Hello, gorgeous. - Ooh. 206 00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:00,623 Hey, I just got some free time this afternoon. 207 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:01,791 Fancy a shag? 208 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,168 So romantic. 209 00:09:03,752 --> 00:09:04,878 I can't. I'm meeting my dad here. 210 00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:07,213 And I was thinking about claiming back some self-respect. 211 00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:08,715 Oh, don't worry about that. No, no, no. 212 00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:12,010 Okay, so I was gonna be having a meeting with my editor 213 00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:14,345 who was gonna be giving me notes on the first five chapters of my book. 214 00:09:14,429 --> 00:09:17,057 But, spoiler alert, she didn't have any. 215 00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:18,767 I mean, zero notes. 216 00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:22,187 It's like, sorry, am I the Lionel Messi of Slavic languages and Russian studies? 217 00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:23,980 Come on, I wanna celebrate with you. 218 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,815 I wanna celebrate with your body. 219 00:09:27,859 --> 00:09:29,569 - Yeah. - Uh-huh. 220 00:09:29,652 --> 00:09:32,238 I meant to ask. Are you still fucking Sunny? 221 00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:34,365 Whoa, that's… 222 00:09:34,449 --> 00:09:36,576 Wow, that's an incredibly personal question. 223 00:09:36,659 --> 00:09:37,952 - Seriously? - Okay. 224 00:09:38,036 --> 00:09:40,789 If you must know, yeah, I am. 225 00:09:40,872 --> 00:09:42,415 But never on the same day as you. 226 00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:45,251 Never in the same 22-hour window as you. 227 00:09:45,335 --> 00:09:47,921 I think you may be the worst person in the world. 228 00:09:49,047 --> 00:09:51,174 What? Hey, listen, I have been very clear 229 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:52,675 about what I want. 230 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:54,260 You say the word, and I will do 231 00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:56,179 whatever we have to do to get this marriage back on track. 232 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:58,890 - I don't know if I want that. - You need time. 233 00:09:58,973 --> 00:10:02,352 I get that, and I pray that you take me back. 234 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:03,895 But if you don't, I kinda feel like 235 00:10:03,978 --> 00:10:07,190 it's maybe incumbent upon me to do whatever I can 236 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:09,025 to make it work with the mother of my unborn child. 237 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,902 I mean, what kind of man would that make me if I didn't? 238 00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:12,779 I don't think that's a man that you could love. 239 00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:14,489 - Oh, my God. - So, I can't do anything 240 00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:16,241 that would raise suspicions. 241 00:10:16,324 --> 00:10:19,160 Are you trying to make sleeping with two people simultaneously 242 00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:20,578 the moral high ground? 243 00:10:20,662 --> 00:10:22,997 I hope you choose us, Katie. 244 00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:24,082 No. 245 00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:26,501 I really do. 246 00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:35,718 Screeching to a stop never gets old. 247 00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:38,096 What the fuck are you wearing? 248 00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:39,889 Oh! Yeah, isn't that great? 249 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:42,475 That artsy girl with the nose ring, Zoey, 250 00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:43,768 she's handing 'em out. 251 00:10:43,852 --> 00:10:45,270 What is the deal with nose rings? 252 00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:46,563 - Do those hurt? - Give me the bike. 253 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,148 - Oh, yeah, do you wanna try it? - Give me the bike. 254 00:10:48,231 --> 00:10:49,524 - I knew it! Okay. - Get off. 255 00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:51,276 So, that's the throttle, those are the brak… Okay. 256 00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:53,153 Beautiful form. Go for it. 257 00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:54,821 Oh, you should put a helmet on, hon. 258 00:10:56,865 --> 00:10:59,242 Okay, just loop it around! 259 00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:01,202 Loop it around, hon. 260 00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:03,329 And she's not coming back. 261 00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:07,125 Alright, now that The Review is back in print, we gotta move fast. 262 00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:09,878 So, I was thinking we all could work a little late tonight? 263 00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:12,338 That's gonna be tough for me. I have a date. 264 00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:14,591 Oh. Then, I do, too. 265 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:17,010 Oh, not with you. Check your texts. 266 00:11:18,428 --> 00:11:19,721 With my roommate? 267 00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:21,431 - But I introduced you guys. - Yes. 268 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:22,515 Thank you. 269 00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:25,310 I'll never forget you. 270 00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:27,353 - Professor Shepard, you wanted to see me? - One sec. 271 00:11:27,437 --> 00:11:30,773 This is going to be the best issue yet. 272 00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:32,025 Let's get it! 273 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,070 I'm sure you know that we've lost 274 00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:38,740 a few young professors to other institutions. 275 00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:40,450 So, I was thinking you and I could have 276 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,660 some personal meetings, so our best new voices 277 00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:44,412 know that there's a fast track to tenure. 278 00:11:44,495 --> 00:11:47,081 You're really embracing this Dean of Faculty thing. 279 00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:49,125 I like the initiative. I'm in. 280 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:50,543 - Okay, good. - Excuse me. 281 00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:52,212 There wasn't another reason you wanted to see me? 282 00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:53,963 Perhaps you were moved 283 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,840 by an anonymous poetry submission? 284 00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:57,759 A sonnet about the Irish Potato Famine? 285 00:11:57,842 --> 00:12:00,428 Yeah, I'm sorry, that wasn't gonna work for me. 286 00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:02,680 Huh. 287 00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:12,357 Hi, Katie. 288 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,108 Your hair looks crazy. 289 00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:18,780 I was on a very fast bike. Guys, can we have a minute alone? 290 00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:23,201 I have a t-shirt for you, if you want one. 291 00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:24,744 What are you doing? 292 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:28,665 I don't need you to punish Archie, okay? 293 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:32,335 He is a narcissist with a baby on the way. Believe me, he's gonna get his. 294 00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:34,045 And not that it's about this, 295 00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:36,923 but the picture that you've chosen makes me look like Nancy Pelosi. 296 00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:38,716 You made me the face of a cause 297 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,093 without even asking? 298 00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:44,847 This is a flashing reminder of all of the mistakes I keep making. 299 00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:46,057 Katie, you didn't make any mistakes… 300 00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:47,267 It's Professor Russo. 301 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,353 Stop it, all of it. Clear? 302 00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:51,980 - Yeah. Sorry. - Thank you. 303 00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:58,027 I've got a date, Tommy! 304 00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,529 What did you do with the toothpaste? 305 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,155 I just borrowed a little bit, 306 00:13:01,239 --> 00:13:03,157 but I didn't want to use your sink, so I used mine. 307 00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:04,575 And I don't know, man, it's not in there. 308 00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:05,659 Well, it's not upstairs. 309 00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:07,203 Do you definitely have to brush? 310 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,998 Ranch-flavored Corn Nuts. Empty bag. You do the math. 311 00:13:10,081 --> 00:13:11,791 - Yeah, just think. - Oh, no. 312 00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:13,126 Try to retrace your steps, Tommy. 313 00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:14,502 Where did you last have the toothpaste? 314 00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:15,753 - Oh, the kitchen! - Great. 315 00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:18,339 Yeah, the sink in the guest room is too small to get my face in. 316 00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:20,133 Why do you put your face in the sink? 317 00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:22,176 - Oh, you don't? - Uh-uh. 318 00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:24,637 Hey, get the tongue. Tongue. 319 00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:26,222 There you go. 320 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,057 See, you can fit your whole face in there. 321 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,934 I don't want to put my face in there. 322 00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:32,937 Alright. I'm going to call her 323 00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:35,565 and tell her I'm gonna be a little bit late. 324 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:38,276 Oh, God. 325 00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:40,862 Why? Why is this not charged? 326 00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:42,613 Oh, that's my charger, dude. That thing's broken. 327 00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:44,115 Why do you keep it? 328 00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:46,326 - Well, you never know. - You do. You know. 329 00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:47,952 It's a dead charge… Don't… Oh. 330 00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:50,038 Go. I just gotta go. Gotta go. 331 00:13:50,121 --> 00:13:51,998 Slow down there. You just took a shower and you're already sweating again. 332 00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:54,500 You know what? I bet I can't find my deodorant either. Did you take that? 333 00:13:54,584 --> 00:13:55,584 I just used it a little bit. 334 00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:57,670 Don't use my deodorant, please! 335 00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:58,838 Alright, I'm out. 336 00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:00,923 - Hey, crush it, Rooster! - I'm gonna crush it. 337 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,726 Stop right there! Disengage. 338 00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:13,935 Hello. 339 00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:15,604 We meet again. 340 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,858 Finally got a chance to hop on the work computer. 341 00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:23,363 Did a little research, and it turns out these babies are not street legal. 342 00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:25,615 Don't you have anything better to do? 343 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,742 Driver, I'm gonna need you to exit the vehicle. 344 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:30,286 Put your arms up, and then, 345 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:33,456 I'm gonna need you to give me… 346 00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:35,917 a hug. Come here. 347 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,668 - Come here, there you go. - What's going on? 348 00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:39,962 - Yes. There it is. - What are you doing? 349 00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:41,297 Doesn't that feel good? 350 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:42,882 I don't understand. 351 00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:45,051 I'm gonna let this slide tonight. 352 00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:46,344 Ask me why. 353 00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:48,679 Why? 354 00:14:48,763 --> 00:14:50,348 Because of what you did… 355 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:53,601 for my boy, Donnie Junior. 356 00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:57,772 Coach was gonna punch him, and then you threw yourself in the way. 357 00:14:57,855 --> 00:14:59,440 DJ? That was your kid? 358 00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:00,650 That's my son. 359 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,276 You earned yourself one of these. 360 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,779 A Get Out of Jail Free card. 361 00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:07,573 - From Monopoly? Yeah. - Monopoly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 362 00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:09,575 - It's a game. - I've played. 363 00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:11,953 So, that gets you out of jail. Turn it over. 364 00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:14,414 That's my name and my phone number. 365 00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:16,374 - Okay. - So, it's legit. 366 00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:18,167 - Okay. - It won't work in any other town. 367 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,336 And it will not work for murder. 368 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,797 - That's a whole other card. - Thank you. 369 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:25,299 So, I really need to get going. I'm late for a date. 370 00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:27,802 Well, then hop in the car. I'll give you a ride over there. 371 00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:30,304 - Would that be faster? - I don't actually know. 372 00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:32,515 I can't use the siren. 373 00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:36,144 I did that once for a date, and I got into a heap of trouble. 374 00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:38,896 You're gonna hit traffic. You got that light on Main Street. 375 00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:40,940 You're gonna sit there and sit there and sit there. 376 00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:44,360 It doesn't ever change. I've called about it, but no one picks up. 377 00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:46,612 Thank you again! 378 00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:06,966 You know, when I was a kid, the Bedford Y had a set of sauna rules, too. 379 00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:09,927 "No horseplay, no foreplay." 380 00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:13,556 - I enjoy your friend. - She's my rock. 381 00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:15,892 I do have news. 382 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:19,896 I know you have not heard from Biotecha, so I went ahead and called. 383 00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:23,399 You're not getting the internship. 384 00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:29,197 Because they flat-out wanna hire you. 385 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:30,865 Stop! I knew it! 386 00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:32,950 The Golden Buzzer. You got the golden ticket! 387 00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:34,827 You're going to Hollywood! 388 00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:36,329 Diana was quite impressed by you. 389 00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:38,664 She is offering you a full-time position in her lab. 390 00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:40,917 She's happy to work around your pregnancy. 391 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,169 She doesn't even care about you getting your degree. 392 00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:44,712 - They don't give a shit! - You did it, kiddo! 393 00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:45,880 Okay. 394 00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:47,131 - Okay! - Okay. 395 00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:48,216 Okay? 396 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:52,220 Okay, I, I need some air. 397 00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:53,971 I'm freaking out. 398 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,432 - I'll check on her. - No, I got it. 399 00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,519 And you were late. You still owe two minutes. 400 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,606 Hey. You okay? 401 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:07,068 Obviously, this is an incredible opportunity. 402 00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:08,736 Just, taking this job 403 00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:10,988 means moving away from Archie, and that's… 404 00:17:11,072 --> 00:17:12,990 - It's complicated. - I understand. 405 00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:18,120 But one of the top biotech firms in the whole country wants you. 406 00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:19,747 And now, it's time to celebrate. 407 00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:21,290 So could I please get a "what-what"? 408 00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:24,293 - What-what. - Again, better. 409 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:25,545 What-what! 410 00:17:25,628 --> 00:17:27,547 - Atta girl! - My goodness. 411 00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:29,006 What are we celebrating? 412 00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:30,841 I got a job offer at Biotecha. 413 00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:33,928 - They're this neuro research… - Oh! Yeah, I know. 414 00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:35,179 Who'd you meet with? 415 00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:36,681 No. 416 00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:38,015 Diana Jennings. 417 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:42,603 Really? 418 00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:44,146 Probably should have run that one by you first. 419 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:45,815 Probably. 420 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,525 - Congrats. - Thank you. 421 00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:51,571 That one's gonna leave a mark. 422 00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:54,949 You know what else I did? Got a pay increase for the adjuncts. 423 00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:56,492 - Mm. - I mean, I'm a poet. 424 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:59,036 I never expected to have a supervisory position, you know, 425 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:01,122 but I like having the voice. 426 00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:03,916 Oh, my God, you're drunk with power. 427 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,418 - Stop. - You are. 428 00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:07,503 - No, I'm not. - You are. 429 00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:10,381 I really just feel that I can… 430 00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:11,507 I can do some good. 431 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:14,218 - Mm. - Even though I'm only interim Dean. 432 00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:17,597 You need to stop treating this like it is a temporary position. 433 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,640 Own it, make it yours. 434 00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:22,560 Okay. Why not? 435 00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:25,438 - Check it out! - Whose is this? 436 00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:26,814 Mine. 437 00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:28,357 Greg, this is the coolest thing. 438 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,067 - Oh, my God! - Yes! 439 00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:31,485 - Try this on. - Gimme! 440 00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:33,571 Safety first, because I have a need for speed. 441 00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:35,239 - You don't scare me. - Are you ready? 442 00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:39,243 Now, you do. 443 00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:40,578 Oh, my God! 444 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:44,623 Go, go! 445 00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:47,627 Oh, my God! 446 00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:51,380 - You got class this morning? - No. 447 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:52,882 But there is something I need to do. 448 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,091 I think it'll be fine. 449 00:18:54,175 --> 00:18:55,593 It's not fine, Greg. 450 00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:58,387 I'm sorry, again. 451 00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:02,308 When I got home, I charged my phone and I texted you a bunch of times. 452 00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:04,185 - I don't know if you got any of 'em. - I got them. 453 00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:05,561 They made everything better. 454 00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,605 I don't wanna give you a bunch of lame excuses. 455 00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:09,357 I did get pulled over by the police. 456 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:13,277 And if I have to be honest, things really started to fall apart 457 00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:15,529 - when I lost my toothpaste. - I don't wanna hear it. 458 00:19:15,613 --> 00:19:19,158 I know, I know you don't. It was in the kitchen, of all places. 459 00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:25,039 This isn't how people behave, Greg, when they're starting something real. 460 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,041 Yeah. 461 00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:29,794 Yeah, that's true. 462 00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:31,671 It's just very embarrassing, I was sitting in the… 463 00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:35,216 Cristle, will you send flowers to the hotel my wife is staying in? 464 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,218 - Oh… - Yeah. 465 00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:39,804 …and find out where she's staying. 466 00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:41,263 That'd be good. Morning, Greg. 467 00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:42,640 Good morning. 468 00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:44,100 Was there anything else? 469 00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:46,310 Not at the moment. 470 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,482 Margaret Keane's husband initially took credit 471 00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:56,737 for all of her work, until… get this… a judge made them do a paint-off in court. 472 00:19:56,821 --> 00:20:00,491 But the husband never showed up. Typical, right? 473 00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:06,831 You should have seen her, Dad. She was devastated. 474 00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:10,459 Zoey was the one kid that looked up to me, and I completely crushed her. 475 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:11,544 Mm. 476 00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:13,963 So, you don't like these shirts? 477 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:17,299 'Cause she gave me four of them. I can get rid of 'em. 478 00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:19,176 Or they could be beach shirts. I could wear 'em to the beach. 479 00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:20,886 - Dad. - I don't think they're soft enough to wear 480 00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:23,347 as sleep shirts, but they could be beach… 481 00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:27,226 Beach shirts, not sleep shirts. Say that five times fast. 482 00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:28,477 What were you talking about, hon? 483 00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:31,397 It's totally my own fault. 484 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:34,483 I was too open with Zoey about everything going on with Arch. 485 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,193 I don't usually do that. 486 00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:38,738 You don't connect with your students? 487 00:20:38,821 --> 00:20:40,406 - Why not? - Yeah, why not? 488 00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:41,782 Why is he here? 489 00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:44,285 - Oh, I live here. - Just for a couple of days. 490 00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:46,704 Also, Greg said he needed to talk to me about some women problems. 491 00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:48,998 No, Tommy, I did not say that. 492 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:52,501 I said that I was a little confused about a woman that I was seeing, 493 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,295 and you said, "I got you, dog." 494 00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:58,507 And then, Katie walked in before I could say, "No, thank you, dog." 495 00:20:58,591 --> 00:20:59,842 Oh, my God, is this the one-nighter? 496 00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:01,260 I think she wants a little bit more than that. 497 00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:02,343 - No. Okay. - Dad! 498 00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:05,514 Let's stick with Katie's issue here right now. 499 00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:08,642 Look, connecting with students 500 00:21:08,726 --> 00:21:11,020 has been the best part of teaching for me so far. 501 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,354 It means a lot to me, too. 502 00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:14,482 - You don't need to participate. - Oh, I don't mind. 503 00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:19,278 I don't know if it's my thing. You know? 504 00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:22,448 And I think maybe that's 'cause I'm not that much older than them. 505 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:24,784 Don't say a word unless you wanna get smacked. 506 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:27,661 I don't want to tell you how to do your job, 507 00:21:27,745 --> 00:21:29,163 but I think you're missing out. 508 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,540 Tommy has some pals coming over, 509 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:35,169 so I am going to get them some fun snack-a-rooskies. 510 00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:37,421 Ah, no veggies though, Rooster. Nobody likes celery. 511 00:21:37,505 --> 00:21:38,839 How about with peanut butter? 512 00:21:38,923 --> 00:21:40,299 Yeah, I'll allow it. 513 00:21:40,382 --> 00:21:42,885 - He's my dad, not your dad. - He's everyone's dad. 514 00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:44,512 - He's my dad. - Hot pockets 515 00:21:44,595 --> 00:21:46,347 Hot pockets! 516 00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:47,807 Yeah 517 00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:51,602 Oh, there they are. 518 00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:53,896 Ugh! I miss the quiet. 519 00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:55,689 Did you hear back from any of those internships, Bug? 520 00:21:55,773 --> 00:21:58,234 Did you hear back from Biotecha, or… 521 00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,693 No, still nothing. 522 00:21:59,777 --> 00:22:03,197 Well, keep your chin up, Bug. It'll all work out as planned. 523 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:04,907 - Bye. - Thank you. 524 00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:08,786 Keeping secrets from him? 525 00:22:08,869 --> 00:22:11,121 - I like that. - Thank you. 526 00:22:11,205 --> 00:22:13,040 And I'll say this because you taught me how. 527 00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:15,625 Love you. 528 00:22:17,253 --> 00:22:18,629 Making me all misty-eyed. 529 00:22:19,922 --> 00:22:21,674 I think she wants something 530 00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:24,468 that's a little more real, a little more serious. 531 00:22:24,552 --> 00:22:27,221 And I'm not sure that I'm ready for that. 532 00:22:28,055 --> 00:22:31,976 This celery with peanut butter goes crazy. 533 00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:33,686 - Mm. - How you make this? 534 00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:36,480 It's celery and peanut butter, 535 00:22:36,564 --> 00:22:38,524 a little sea salt, and a little lemon zest. 536 00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:40,484 - Nice. - It is nice. 537 00:22:40,568 --> 00:22:42,570 These would be so good if it had crunchy peanut butter 538 00:22:42,653 --> 00:22:43,988 - instead of the smooth shit. - Mm! 539 00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:48,200 Buddy, I told you, if you want anything, just write it on the list on the fridge. 540 00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:50,202 Can't believe you live here. 541 00:22:50,286 --> 00:22:52,329 You didn't work shit out with your parents? 542 00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:53,539 Don't worry about it. 543 00:22:53,622 --> 00:22:56,125 Come on, Pig Tits. We're talking about Rooster here, yeah? 544 00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:59,545 Bro, take my advice. Don't catch no feelings. 545 00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:01,380 - Mm-mm. - If you do, you gonna be telling 546 00:23:01,463 --> 00:23:04,466 a beautiful little Taiwanese girl that you like country music, too. 547 00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:05,801 And then, this weekend, 548 00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:08,470 you're gonna be driving three hours to go see somebody named Luke Combs. 549 00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:12,349 That is a very specific story, and one that sounds slightly personal. 550 00:23:12,433 --> 00:23:15,853 I mean, if you're having fun, then don't overthink it. 551 00:23:15,936 --> 00:23:17,771 I just don't wanna lead her on. 552 00:23:19,273 --> 00:23:22,735 On the other hand, she's very nice, I like her. 553 00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:25,279 There's really only one question that needs to be answered. 554 00:23:26,655 --> 00:23:27,823 Mm-hmm? 555 00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:29,783 How's the sex? 556 00:23:30,576 --> 00:23:31,702 Well… 557 00:23:32,703 --> 00:23:36,415 I would never tell you guys in a million years. 558 00:23:36,498 --> 00:23:37,958 Kinky. It's gotta be kinky. 559 00:23:38,042 --> 00:23:39,668 - No, guys. - He's into some weird shit. 560 00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:41,086 I am not. 561 00:23:41,170 --> 00:23:42,671 Whatcha doing over there, Greg? 562 00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:46,133 Nothing, I'm just seeing if she wants to go to dinner tonight. 563 00:23:46,216 --> 00:23:47,968 - Ooh! - What? What'd she say? 564 00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:50,929 Steak emoji! 565 00:23:53,057 --> 00:23:54,767 Rooster! Rooster! 566 00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:56,310 Rooster! Rooster! 567 00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:04,443 Hey. Can I talk to you for a minute? 568 00:24:06,153 --> 00:24:08,489 Where are my glasses? There they are. 569 00:24:09,239 --> 00:24:10,491 Uh-oh, stud alert! 570 00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:12,451 What do you think? Trying too hard? 571 00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:14,119 Hey, I'd hit that. 572 00:24:14,203 --> 00:24:16,705 Thank you. Also, you wish. 573 00:24:17,206 --> 00:24:18,192 Hey, you need some condoms? 574 00:24:18,207 --> 00:24:20,334 That's not a discussion we're going to have. 575 00:24:20,417 --> 00:24:23,545 And I noticed that you put "condoms" on the refrigerator list. 576 00:24:23,629 --> 00:24:24,922 That is for food items only. 577 00:24:25,005 --> 00:24:26,507 So, that's a "no" on the PlayStation? 578 00:24:26,590 --> 00:24:29,385 That is a no on the PlayStation. Also… 579 00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:34,348 what did Pig Tits mean when he said "work it out" with your parents? 580 00:24:34,431 --> 00:24:36,058 My folks and I have a deal. 581 00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:38,894 They'd only pay for my rent if I kept an above-C average, 582 00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:40,688 and I'm just a smidge below that. 583 00:24:40,771 --> 00:24:42,314 A big smidge or a small smidge? 584 00:24:42,398 --> 00:24:44,149 - It's a pretty sizable smidge, yeah. - Mm. 585 00:24:44,233 --> 00:24:45,859 Your class is the only one I'm doing well in. 586 00:24:45,943 --> 00:24:48,487 - It's pass-fail. - And I'm gonna pass? 587 00:24:48,570 --> 00:24:50,239 - Yeah. Let's hope. - Yeah. 588 00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:52,658 My mom wants me to move home until I can get my grades up, 589 00:24:52,741 --> 00:24:54,952 but I'm feeling really good here, you know? 590 00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:57,871 You made a deal. You gotta move back home tonight. 591 00:24:57,955 --> 00:24:59,832 - Come on, Rooster. - Pack your bags. 592 00:24:59,915 --> 00:25:03,043 Tomorrow we will meet, come up with a study plan. 593 00:25:03,127 --> 00:25:04,795 Gonna get you back on track. 594 00:25:05,713 --> 00:25:07,172 - Man, you'd do that? - Of course. 595 00:25:07,256 --> 00:25:08,882 We're accountability buddies. 596 00:25:08,966 --> 00:25:11,593 - Yeah. Okay. - Oh, man. 597 00:25:11,677 --> 00:25:13,971 I do not know why I'm so nervous about this date. 598 00:25:14,054 --> 00:25:15,347 Oh, relax, man, I got you. 599 00:25:15,431 --> 00:25:16,640 Open this up a little, yeah? 600 00:25:16,724 --> 00:25:17,891 Oh. Oh, yeah? 601 00:25:17,975 --> 00:25:19,059 Let the chest hair sing. 602 00:25:19,143 --> 00:25:21,228 - Yeah, does that look good? - Damn. 603 00:25:21,311 --> 00:25:22,855 No wonder this lady wants to wife you up. 604 00:25:22,938 --> 00:25:25,774 Oh, boy. Yeah. "Wife me up." 605 00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:28,235 Hey, you got this, okay? Oh, yeah. 606 00:25:28,986 --> 00:25:29,987 Look. 607 00:25:31,488 --> 00:25:33,949 I didn't like the t-shirts. 608 00:25:34,033 --> 00:25:35,743 I mean, how would you feel if everywhere you walked, 609 00:25:35,826 --> 00:25:36,869 you saw your own face? 610 00:25:37,745 --> 00:25:38,954 I feel like I wouldn't mind it. 611 00:25:39,038 --> 00:25:40,914 You're gonna do really well in life. 612 00:25:40,998 --> 00:25:43,083 Still… 613 00:25:43,167 --> 00:25:44,918 I should not have come down so hard on you. 614 00:25:45,002 --> 00:25:46,545 - It's okay. - It's not. 615 00:25:46,628 --> 00:25:48,130 I just… 616 00:25:48,213 --> 00:25:49,423 Ah, Zoey, 617 00:25:49,506 --> 00:25:51,050 I know you think I'm a strong woman 618 00:25:51,133 --> 00:25:54,386 who is handling this personal shitstorm with grace. 619 00:25:54,470 --> 00:25:56,180 But I'm not. 620 00:25:56,263 --> 00:26:00,434 I'm struggling with my feelings for Professor Bates. 621 00:26:00,517 --> 00:26:05,189 And those struggles are sometimes less about what he does 622 00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:08,192 and more about how he smells. 623 00:26:08,275 --> 00:26:09,818 You like the way he smells? 624 00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:11,820 Unfortunately, I do. 625 00:26:12,696 --> 00:26:14,907 I know you're not perfect. 626 00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:17,618 That's kind of why you were my favorite teacher, Professor Russo. I… 627 00:26:18,494 --> 00:26:21,121 I felt like you were someone I could really relate to. 628 00:26:21,205 --> 00:26:23,540 - You can call me Katie. - Are you just saying that 629 00:26:23,624 --> 00:26:25,250 'cause you wanna be my favorite teacher again? 630 00:26:26,418 --> 00:26:27,419 That's definitely part of it. 631 00:26:29,129 --> 00:26:33,342 Look, Archie is a run-of-the-mill narcissistic asshole who sometimes 632 00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:35,219 smells like wildflowers. 633 00:26:37,179 --> 00:26:38,347 I mean, come on. 634 00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:41,642 There are plenty of real villains lurking around this place. 635 00:26:43,060 --> 00:26:44,478 Making yourself right at home? 636 00:26:44,561 --> 00:26:46,146 I thought it was time. 637 00:26:47,231 --> 00:26:50,734 There's something I need to talk to you about. 638 00:26:50,818 --> 00:26:52,194 Miss me? 639 00:26:52,277 --> 00:26:55,489 Mm! Love the plant. Thank you. 640 00:26:56,657 --> 00:26:57,657 Yeah. 641 00:26:59,743 --> 00:27:01,870 There's no way she wrote all these poems. 642 00:27:04,373 --> 00:27:07,709 That's what I wanted to talk to you about. 643 00:27:07,793 --> 00:27:08,794 'Kay, thank you. 644 00:27:08,877 --> 00:27:10,587 I wanted to ask you about your name. 645 00:27:11,713 --> 00:27:13,423 I've never met anyone named Cristle. 646 00:27:13,507 --> 00:27:15,467 - It's lovely. - Thank you. 647 00:27:17,052 --> 00:27:18,512 It's Crystal, actually. 648 00:27:19,513 --> 00:27:21,807 - What? - My first day working for Walt, 649 00:27:21,890 --> 00:27:25,602 I'd just been to the dentist, and he thought I said Cristle. 650 00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:28,730 - Oh, wow! - And I'd just gotten divorced 651 00:27:28,814 --> 00:27:33,485 and needed a change, so I just never corrected him. 652 00:27:33,569 --> 00:27:36,363 And now, I kinda like it. 653 00:27:37,823 --> 00:27:38,725 Please don't tell him. 654 00:27:38,740 --> 00:27:42,035 I am not sure I would know how. 655 00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:44,288 I really like it. I like Cristle. 656 00:27:44,371 --> 00:27:47,833 Thank you. I like the name Greg. 657 00:27:48,625 --> 00:27:49,668 Thanks. 658 00:27:51,795 --> 00:27:54,381 Would you care for some dessert? 659 00:27:55,465 --> 00:27:57,176 - Not here. - Oh, yeah. 660 00:27:57,259 --> 00:27:59,261 We could go get ice cream somewhere or something. 661 00:27:59,344 --> 00:28:00,846 No. 662 00:28:01,805 --> 00:28:03,015 Are you okay? 663 00:28:05,017 --> 00:28:06,017 Are you… 664 00:28:06,059 --> 00:28:07,895 Oh. 665 00:28:07,978 --> 00:28:09,396 - Can you feel that? - Alright. 666 00:28:09,479 --> 00:28:11,440 - Hm? - There he is. Hi. 667 00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:13,108 Could I get the check, please? 668 00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:14,192 Mm. 669 00:28:15,402 --> 00:28:17,863 - Should we go to your place? - Yeah. 670 00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:19,907 Oof! 671 00:28:19,990 --> 00:28:21,825 Ooh, I definitely pulled something. 672 00:28:23,619 --> 00:28:26,121 We need to hydrate so we don't cramp up. 673 00:28:26,205 --> 00:28:28,457 Two Gatorades coming up, my queen. 674 00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:30,334 I want blue flavored! 675 00:28:30,417 --> 00:28:31,585 Rooster? 676 00:28:36,089 --> 00:28:37,382 Hey, Tommy. 677 00:28:39,384 --> 00:28:40,677 What are you doing here? 678 00:28:42,137 --> 00:28:43,305 I live here. 679 00:28:43,388 --> 00:28:46,683 Also, get some whipped cream so I can lick it off your balls! 680 00:28:49,186 --> 00:28:51,563 Holy sh… 681 00:29:53,709 --> 00:29:55,627 Bye-bye.