1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:08,800 Okay, the minute a scene doesn't feel real, 2 00:00:08,884 --> 00:00:10,511 readers are gonna check out. 3 00:00:10,594 --> 00:00:11,762 So, you have to do your research. 4 00:00:12,471 --> 00:00:14,723 If any of you have read my book Blade of the Glades, you… 5 00:00:14,806 --> 00:00:16,433 I've never read any of your books. 6 00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:19,144 Thank you for interrupting to let me know that. 7 00:00:19,561 --> 00:00:21,980 The story involves Rooster 8 00:00:22,064 --> 00:00:25,609 chasing a one-legged assassin through the swamp on a fan boat. 9 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:27,778 In order to write that scene, I went to the Everglades 10 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:29,655 and I learned how to pilot a fan boat. 11 00:00:29,738 --> 00:00:33,450 How did you research what it's like to be disabled for Victor, the assassin? 12 00:00:34,284 --> 00:00:35,786 I kind of winged that part of it. 13 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:39,039 In my defense, Victor loses his leg to an alligator, 14 00:00:39,122 --> 00:00:42,459 and then on the very next page, Rooster blows up Victor's boat. 15 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:45,462 So, he really only lives the life of a one-legged assassin 16 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:47,506 for 90 seconds, tops. 17 00:00:47,589 --> 00:00:50,384 Okay, your first drafts are due 18 00:00:50,467 --> 00:00:52,553 before Thanksgiving break, so please get 'em in. 19 00:00:57,099 --> 00:01:00,561 Tommy, I'm really sorry about the other night. 20 00:01:00,644 --> 00:01:01,687 And if you wanna talk about it… 21 00:01:01,770 --> 00:01:03,021 Not ever. 22 00:01:03,105 --> 00:01:04,398 Yeah, me neither. 23 00:01:04,481 --> 00:01:06,233 But I still would like to help you get your grades up. 24 00:01:06,316 --> 00:01:09,027 Look, I have a rule. If I see a dude over 50's penis, 25 00:01:09,111 --> 00:01:10,696 I need at least a week before we hang out. 26 00:01:10,779 --> 00:01:13,031 Why would you have had to make that a rule? 27 00:01:13,115 --> 00:01:14,700 You know, I only wore these so you wouldn't see me 28 00:01:14,783 --> 00:01:16,618 scrunch my eyes every time I look at you. 29 00:01:16,702 --> 00:01:20,122 'Cause all I can see is a snake slithering between two Gatorade trees. 30 00:01:20,205 --> 00:01:22,666 That is actually a beautifully crafted sentence. 31 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:25,419 - Really? You fucked my mom. - Oh, nice. 32 00:01:25,502 --> 00:01:27,337 - No. No thanks, Eva. - Okay. 33 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:34,845 He is still pretty upset about the whole thing. 34 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:38,515 Yeah, he's big, but he's a sensitive boy. Hmm. 35 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:42,185 It doesn't help that his father left me for his high school math teacher. 36 00:01:42,269 --> 00:01:44,521 Tommy's had to deal with a lot of his favorite teachers 37 00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:46,315 having sex with his parents. 38 00:01:47,232 --> 00:01:48,942 - That can be really tricky. - Yeah. 39 00:01:50,819 --> 00:01:52,487 I don't want to do this. 40 00:01:52,571 --> 00:01:54,072 What's going on? 41 00:01:54,156 --> 00:01:56,783 Just, I mean, you're leaving soon anyway. 42 00:01:58,243 --> 00:01:59,911 I feel like we should end it. 43 00:02:02,205 --> 00:02:04,499 Yeah, I understand. I… 44 00:02:04,583 --> 00:02:06,585 Okay, good. So… 45 00:02:06,668 --> 00:02:08,378 - Say goodbye. - Okay. 46 00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:10,380 - Okay, goodbye. - Bye. 47 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:11,464 Bye. 48 00:02:12,841 --> 00:02:14,009 - One more time. - Okay. 49 00:02:14,092 --> 00:02:16,303 - Mm. Mm. - Bye. 50 00:02:25,729 --> 00:02:27,230 - Okay. - Alright. 51 00:02:28,190 --> 00:02:29,566 - Right. - Okay. 52 00:02:30,734 --> 00:02:33,236 I've enjoyed our time together, Greg Russo. 53 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:35,989 As have I, Cristle Butera. 54 00:02:43,872 --> 00:02:45,457 Ah! Professor Russo. 55 00:02:45,540 --> 00:02:47,334 A moment of your time? 56 00:02:47,918 --> 00:02:49,169 I'm gonna meet you in there. 57 00:02:49,252 --> 00:02:51,713 Will you get them ready to talk about Jasper Johns, please? 58 00:02:51,797 --> 00:02:53,382 - How? - Just tell them 59 00:02:53,465 --> 00:02:55,217 we're gonna talk about Jasper Johns in a minute. 60 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:56,385 See, that is why you're the teacher. 61 00:02:57,886 --> 00:02:58,886 No. 62 00:02:59,721 --> 00:03:02,641 Guys! Who's ready to hear about "Japlis" Johns? 63 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:04,643 Except not right now, because we're not ready at all. 64 00:03:04,726 --> 00:03:06,520 Gosh, she's quite the character. 65 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:07,729 Lily is amazing. 66 00:03:07,813 --> 00:03:08,980 Oh, you should put a baby in her. 67 00:03:09,064 --> 00:03:10,064 - Ha! - What do you want? 68 00:03:10,107 --> 00:03:11,233 Actually… 69 00:03:12,776 --> 00:03:15,404 Okay, so since you and I are no longer seeing each other 70 00:03:15,487 --> 00:03:16,822 - carnally… - Ew. 71 00:03:16,905 --> 00:03:18,490 …I really just wanted you to know that I'm hoping 72 00:03:18,573 --> 00:03:20,117 that you still choose us. 73 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:22,911 I mean… 74 00:03:22,994 --> 00:03:27,165 the prospect of you not being in my life is, frankly… 75 00:03:28,125 --> 00:03:29,626 Well, it's unbearable. 76 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:34,798 - Thoughts? - Suck my dick. 77 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:37,008 It's not a "no." I can work with that. 78 00:03:38,093 --> 00:03:39,511 I'm gonna come back here every single morning 79 00:03:39,594 --> 00:03:40,929 - till you make a decision. - Mm-hmm. 80 00:03:41,012 --> 00:03:43,056 And you take your time. A hundred days, 1,000 days. 81 00:03:43,140 --> 00:03:46,143 Doesn't matter to me. I'll be here. I'll walk 500 miles. I'll walk 500 mo… 82 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:47,769 Don't do that. 83 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:50,105 Oh, and I brought you your favorite croissant. 84 00:03:52,149 --> 00:03:54,484 - Did you get the jam I like? - Bien sur! 85 00:03:55,694 --> 00:03:58,238 I have to dash, but I'll see you here tomorrow. 86 00:04:00,657 --> 00:04:01,950 Okay. 87 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:10,125 And you know the worst part? 88 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:13,253 I didn't even want the Dean of Faculty gig in the first place. 89 00:04:13,336 --> 00:04:15,255 And now, I miss it. 90 00:04:16,548 --> 00:04:18,550 I miss being heard, you know? 91 00:04:18,633 --> 00:04:20,719 What are you babbling about over there? 92 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:25,015 I'm sorry. I thought that would make you laugh. 93 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:29,770 Look, I think you should stop seeing this Dean thing 94 00:04:29,853 --> 00:04:33,231 as something that you lost and start seeing it as a gift, 95 00:04:33,315 --> 00:04:34,941 that you actually know what you want. 96 00:04:35,025 --> 00:04:37,194 Pretty shitty gift. 97 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:39,196 Greg, why is there a lock on our special door? 98 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:40,989 Well, Walt, there's a lock on your door. 99 00:04:41,072 --> 00:04:43,074 - I'm the president, Greg. - He has a point. 100 00:04:43,158 --> 00:04:44,284 - Oh, is Dylan here? - What? 101 00:04:44,367 --> 00:04:45,827 I couldn't see you before. Hello. 102 00:04:45,911 --> 00:04:47,496 - Hey. Okay, let me… - I'd like to get in. 103 00:04:47,579 --> 00:04:48,872 - As soon as possible. - Okay, Walt. 104 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:51,249 - Hey! I have to unlock this. - Greg? 105 00:04:51,333 --> 00:04:53,335 Okay? I need to close the door. 106 00:04:53,418 --> 00:04:54,669 - Walt, let me do it! - Well, get some 107 00:04:54,753 --> 00:04:56,087 - espresso on it. - Step back. 108 00:04:56,171 --> 00:04:57,839 Here we go. 109 00:04:57,923 --> 00:04:59,466 Easy peasy, lemon squeezy. 110 00:04:59,549 --> 00:05:00,842 - Uh-huh. - What's up? 111 00:05:01,593 --> 00:05:05,096 Cristle has gotten our hockey coach into the same rehab facility 112 00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:06,765 that her ex-husband used to frequent. 113 00:05:06,848 --> 00:05:10,644 While he's away, I'd like you to fill in as our head hockey coach. 114 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:12,312 Well, yeah, I'd love that. 115 00:05:12,395 --> 00:05:14,731 Oh, terrific, perhaps you could come by the hothouse later on 116 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:16,233 and we could discuss details. 117 00:05:18,235 --> 00:05:20,904 Well, maybe not today. Maybe some other… 118 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:22,405 - Okay, then. Dylan? - Huh? 119 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:24,658 Would you go on a coffee walk with me in a few? 120 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:26,618 - Love to. - See that? 121 00:05:26,701 --> 00:05:28,745 That's how you say yes to somebody. 122 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:30,455 Huh! Easy peasy. 123 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:33,583 Are you trying to poke the bear? 124 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:35,418 He barged in last week, 125 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:37,420 and I was sitting there looking at my belly button, 126 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:38,755 and I couldn't explain why. 127 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:39,840 How about now? 128 00:05:40,924 --> 00:05:42,884 Well, it's just something I do. 129 00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:44,469 Okay. 130 00:05:48,723 --> 00:05:51,309 - I can hear that, Greg. - Okay. 131 00:06:16,418 --> 00:06:19,588 Walt, please stop anonymously submitting sonnets to The Review. 132 00:06:19,671 --> 00:06:23,008 They're all about Ireland and Teddy Roosevelt, I know it's you. 133 00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:26,011 I'm not sure what you're talking about, but I do have exciting news. 134 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:28,054 Professor Enright is going to retire 135 00:06:28,138 --> 00:06:30,307 - at the end of the semester. - Mm. 136 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:33,226 He wants to really focus on hating his wife and his family. 137 00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:34,895 So, I… 138 00:06:37,689 --> 00:06:40,483 I'd like to make you the Head of the English Department. 139 00:06:41,359 --> 00:06:43,111 - Wow. - I know. 140 00:06:44,112 --> 00:06:45,113 I'm grateful. 141 00:06:47,449 --> 00:06:48,950 But I want Dean of Faculty. 142 00:06:49,868 --> 00:06:51,244 - Huh. - I know you and Riggs 143 00:06:51,328 --> 00:06:54,414 are old buddies, but he is problematic on a good day. 144 00:06:55,707 --> 00:06:57,083 I'm a better fit for the school. 145 00:06:58,335 --> 00:07:00,337 Greg made me realize that I owe it to myself 146 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:02,213 - to say that to you. - Well… 147 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:06,009 Greg strikes again. 148 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:07,093 Outstanding. 149 00:07:08,511 --> 00:07:10,805 So, last week, I was in class. 150 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:12,640 - And I was… - Coming in hot. 151 00:07:12,682 --> 00:07:13,682 - Oh, shit. - Oh! 152 00:07:14,017 --> 00:07:15,268 - Fuck yes, bacon! - That's my shit, bitch. 153 00:07:15,352 --> 00:07:16,352 - Come on. - Mm! 154 00:07:16,394 --> 00:07:18,688 You're gonna love Sunny's dad. My favorite thing about him personally 155 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:20,106 - is how much he's gonna hate you. - Ha, ha! 156 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:22,525 Well, you never know, Mo. I might charm him. 157 00:07:22,609 --> 00:07:24,319 What are you high on? 158 00:07:24,402 --> 00:07:26,363 Hi, sorry we're late. 159 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:28,990 Dad wanted to drive around and look at the leaves dying. 160 00:07:29,074 --> 00:07:30,450 They're so red! 161 00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:32,619 Now, back in Appleton, you get the one big rain. 162 00:07:32,702 --> 00:07:34,245 Boom! It's stick season. 163 00:07:34,329 --> 00:07:36,456 Oh, Mo! How's it hanging? 164 00:07:36,539 --> 00:07:38,792 Better now that you're here, Freddy! 165 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:40,794 - You're looking good. - Ah, you know. 166 00:07:40,877 --> 00:07:43,046 It is an honor to finally meet you, sir. 167 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,090 - Get in here. - Oh. 168 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:49,719 You're bringing a baby into my life. God bless you. 169 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:53,890 Alright, alright! This is not what I paid to see. 170 00:08:01,690 --> 00:08:02,857 Oh, boy. 171 00:08:14,744 --> 00:08:16,037 How you doing? 172 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:21,459 I thought you'd fight for me. 173 00:08:23,378 --> 00:08:25,463 What would you have done if I had? 174 00:08:26,923 --> 00:08:28,216 I'd turn you down. 175 00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:31,302 Do you want me to go? 176 00:08:33,263 --> 00:08:34,263 Yeah. 177 00:08:35,432 --> 00:08:37,642 - Okay. - Thanks. 178 00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:51,281 Cristle, I don't see my daily schedule. 179 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:55,201 Is there a chance that'll show up eventually? 180 00:08:55,952 --> 00:08:56,953 No. 181 00:08:57,746 --> 00:08:58,913 Fair enough. 182 00:09:05,587 --> 00:09:07,297 Oh, oh! 183 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:09,049 Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. 184 00:09:09,132 --> 00:09:10,759 - Oh, my croissant. Thank you. - There you go. 185 00:09:10,842 --> 00:09:12,260 There's some jam on the inside. 186 00:09:12,343 --> 00:09:13,970 And I got you a cortado. 187 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:15,221 Oh. 188 00:09:15,305 --> 00:09:16,681 Full disclosure, this was for me, but they… 189 00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:17,891 They didn't quite get the foam right. 190 00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:19,350 You know, this is really the kinda thing 191 00:09:19,434 --> 00:09:21,186 you should have done when we were together. 192 00:09:21,269 --> 00:09:23,104 But now I am. This is how this works. 193 00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:24,939 I bring you a delicious breakfast treat, 194 00:09:25,023 --> 00:09:26,608 I ask you if you've decided to be with me or not, 195 00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:28,610 you say you haven't quite made your decision yet, 196 00:09:28,693 --> 00:09:30,653 but still kind of flirty, 197 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:33,031 'cause you give me this cute little smile. 198 00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:36,785 Ooh, buffering. It's buffering. There it is. Okay. 199 00:09:36,868 --> 00:09:38,578 Beautiful, it's like classical music. 200 00:09:38,661 --> 00:09:39,662 You should go. 201 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:41,039 Okay. Well, I can't stay. 202 00:09:41,122 --> 00:09:42,624 - I don't want you to. - I know you want me to be here, 203 00:09:42,707 --> 00:09:44,334 - but I can't, I can't stay, I've gotta go. - Go. 204 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,419 Okay, maybe it's a latte tomorrow and less talking? 205 00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:48,088 Tomorrow it is. 206 00:09:53,384 --> 00:09:55,637 Oh, hey, Roscoe! 207 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:57,972 You mangy mutt. 208 00:09:58,056 --> 00:09:59,766 - This dog is nothing but trouble. - Oh! 209 00:09:59,849 --> 00:10:01,518 I tell you, we have wandered around so much, 210 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:04,771 I doubt that I can find my way back to my daughter Sunny's place. 211 00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:06,189 - Who? - Sunny. 212 00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:09,984 You look familiar. 213 00:10:10,068 --> 00:10:12,695 - I don't think I do. - Oh. 214 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:14,447 Well, how do you know Roscoe? 215 00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:16,658 I'm a good… 216 00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:18,742 dog guy. 217 00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:20,203 I like dogs. 218 00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:23,498 I like to know all the dogs on campus by name, if I can. 219 00:10:23,581 --> 00:10:25,125 You know, try to learn 'em. 220 00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:28,628 Back there, see, that's Fergus! 221 00:10:28,711 --> 00:10:31,131 - Aww. - And that's Lisa Ann. 222 00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:33,049 She's a good girl. 223 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:36,261 Boy, Lisa Ann's got a big set of balls on her. 224 00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:38,138 Yeah, she's very self-conscious about that. 225 00:10:38,221 --> 00:10:40,181 - Alright, well, have a good day. - Yeah, yeah. 226 00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:50,150 - Oh, hey, Greg. - Oh, hey, Walt. 227 00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:51,693 I didn't see you lurking over there. 228 00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:54,028 If you were looking for Cristle, she decided to take 229 00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:56,531 her Thanksgiving break a bit early. 230 00:10:56,614 --> 00:10:58,449 Oh, okay. Why? 231 00:10:58,533 --> 00:11:01,870 Well, I asked her, and she just said to ask Greg. 232 00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:07,500 Oh, I had a cough last week. Little cough. 233 00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:10,420 And maybe she caught it from being in the same room 234 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,380 that I had previously been in. 235 00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:14,632 You know, funny story… 236 00:11:15,717 --> 00:11:17,886 I didn't get my schedule from her the other day, 237 00:11:17,969 --> 00:11:19,304 and I subsequently missed 238 00:11:19,387 --> 00:11:21,556 the head of the Board of Trustees' birthday dinner. 239 00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:26,060 Now, my five-year contract is up at the end of this school year. 240 00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:28,271 And I snubbed him. 241 00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:30,190 That is bad timing. 242 00:11:30,273 --> 00:11:31,566 Yeah, it sure was. 243 00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:35,069 - But we persevere! - Yes, we… Yes. 244 00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:37,655 - Don't we? We persevere. - Yes, we do. 245 00:11:37,739 --> 00:11:39,991 Oh, say, Greg, quick question before you shove off. 246 00:11:40,074 --> 00:11:41,868 What are we, Greg? 247 00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:43,119 What? 248 00:11:43,995 --> 00:11:46,873 What is this? What are we doing? 249 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:53,504 - Am I supposed to come in? - I don't know, Greg. 250 00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:54,589 'Kay. 251 00:11:57,926 --> 00:12:00,178 You know, it feels like only yesterday 252 00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:02,513 that you were right here in my office 253 00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:04,849 asking me to save your daughter's job out of… 254 00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:08,228 What was it? Do you remember what it was? 255 00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:09,687 I don't. 256 00:12:09,771 --> 00:12:11,439 - Friendship. - Ah. 257 00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:13,858 Greg, ever since that day, 258 00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:17,779 I have been making a list of your transgressions in my mind. 259 00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:18,765 Would you like to hear them? 260 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:20,490 Not especially. 261 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:23,368 You broke Cristle. You encouraged Dylan to think big. 262 00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:26,746 You lied about hockey. You put a lock on our special door. 263 00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:28,957 You have not been back in the hothouse since day one. 264 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:32,168 And you may or may not be helping your ex-wife 265 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:33,461 to take my job. 266 00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:36,256 Okay, I would like to be accountable. 267 00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:38,758 So, I will respond to those in order. 268 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,219 I'm sorry. 269 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:42,595 Thinking big is not a bad thing. 270 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:46,349 Sorry. Sorry. It's just too hot for me. 271 00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:49,727 And the last one is crazy. 272 00:12:50,645 --> 00:12:51,645 Fine. 273 00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:52,939 - Great. - Help me brainstorm 274 00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:56,317 a couple of birthday present ideas to mitigate my absence? 275 00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:58,778 I really have to go through the galleys 276 00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:00,321 of my new book, so… 277 00:13:01,239 --> 00:13:03,074 You know what's curious? 278 00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:06,160 The morning after my bar night, I came into the office 279 00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:09,622 and my sphinxes were facing the wrong direction, 280 00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:14,752 almost like someone had removed them and then put them back. 281 00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:18,047 You don't know anything about that, do you? 282 00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:21,926 You know what makes a great present? 283 00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:24,470 Whoo, this thing's great! 284 00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:27,598 Keep in mind, the guy's 80. Do you think this will be okay for him? 285 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:32,520 I'd get him a helmet. Maybe a bell. 286 00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:34,605 Done. I need a favor from you. 287 00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:36,232 Dylan seems to listen to you, 288 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,568 and I can't give her that Dean of Faculty gig. 289 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,862 So, I need you to convince her 290 00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:44,365 that being the head of a department is not a consolation prize. 291 00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:47,201 Yeah, I will if it comes up. 292 00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:52,457 So, you want me to make it come up? 293 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,667 Thank you. 294 00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:57,378 Say, if I got one of these bad boys, 295 00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:00,089 maybe… 296 00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:02,508 Maybe you and I could go out and do some riding. 297 00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:04,802 Yeah, maybe. 298 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:07,472 You ruined it. 299 00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:14,312 My dad likes this place, so be prepared to eat every meal here while he's in town. 300 00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:16,522 Well, you'll hear no complaints from me. 301 00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:18,983 Fred, you have to consider me a fellow creature of habit. 302 00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:21,402 You should see me with my cortados. 303 00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:23,738 They have to be just the right temperature. 304 00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:26,366 The froth has to be just so, it's… 305 00:14:26,449 --> 00:14:28,993 Bug, tell him about my cortados. 306 00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:32,205 He likes his cortados. 307 00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:34,374 Oh. Yeah. 308 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,292 I'm trying a little hard, aren't I? 309 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:37,460 - Yeah. - Sorry. 310 00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:39,128 Uh-huh, but I appreciate it. 311 00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:42,048 What's with the accent, by the way? 312 00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:44,133 My dad doesn't think accents are real. 313 00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:46,719 Are you pumping that up for us? 314 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:50,932 No. King's English. Yeah. 315 00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:52,016 Sorry. 316 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:54,894 I gotta go to my morning seminar and then the OB appointment. 317 00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:56,312 Okay, darling. Alright. 318 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:57,480 - See ya. - Yeah, see you later. 319 00:14:57,563 --> 00:15:00,316 Whoa, whoa. No one leaves without a smooch. 320 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,692 Yes. 321 00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:04,278 - Mwah. Love you. - Bye. See ya. 322 00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:05,405 Bye. 323 00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:07,448 - Get my dad home. - Oh, you bet. 324 00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:08,950 Isn't she the best? 325 00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:10,118 What's wrong with you? 326 00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:12,995 You should be going to that appointment. 327 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,999 - It's just a routine checkup. - No, no, no. 328 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,293 Okay, Norah and I, we couldn't have a kid on our own. 329 00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:21,963 I would have killed to go to a routine checkup. 330 00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:24,715 This baby is a gift. 331 00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:29,303 Give yourself over to it. I promise, it'll grab your heart. 332 00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:32,849 Now, go catch her and tell her. 333 00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:36,185 Yes, sir. 334 00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:40,022 Oh, whoa, whoa. No one leaves without a smooch. 335 00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:42,817 - Okay. - What are you do… 336 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,569 What are you doing? Come on, I'm joking. 337 00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:45,987 - It's a joke. - Didn't know, I didn't know, 338 00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:47,738 but now I do, so that's good. Okay. 339 00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:50,533 I really put myself out there with Walt, 340 00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,618 and he still hasn't given me an answer. 341 00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:54,078 Total radio silence. 342 00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:55,830 Ugh, fuck that guy. 343 00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,375 Hey, Zoey, are you still looking for a cause 344 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:00,626 to sink your teeth into? 345 00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:03,129 So badly. I want something important enough 346 00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:05,673 to justify a new tattoo, but it can't be a cult. 347 00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:08,551 Oh, my God, you guys have no idea how many people are doing cool things 348 00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:09,844 just to get you to join their cult. 349 00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:11,095 I've been in three. 350 00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:13,598 Okay, let's not get off track. 351 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,517 Zoey, what about the fact that there are not enough women 352 00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:18,186 in positions of power here at Ludlow? 353 00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:19,687 - Hear, hear. - Well, I love that, 354 00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:21,564 but I don't know if it would fit on a t-shirt. 355 00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,649 Well, what about "More women on top"? 356 00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:25,067 I'd wear that t-shirt. 357 00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,528 - Ew. - What? 358 00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:29,906 - Give him a second. - What are you… 359 00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:31,517 Almost. 360 00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:32,909 - Oh, no, No, no, no. - Mm. 361 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:33,992 I would not wear that. 362 00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:35,536 - I can't. - That's gross. 363 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,872 That's not… The position is not gross. 364 00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:39,373 It's fun and not… 365 00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:41,417 - We're not talking about it. - Don't… We got it. 366 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:42,919 Anyway, hey. And speaking of powerful women, 367 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,379 I heard that you were offered the Head of the English Department. 368 00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:46,964 - Mm-hmm. - Pretty cool. 369 00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:49,592 Did Walt tell you to come and talk to me to get me more psyched about it? 370 00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:52,220 Mm-mm, mm-mm. 371 00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:53,804 - Yes, he did. I'm sorry. - Dude! 372 00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:55,223 - Oh, Dad! - I know. 373 00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:56,724 - Seriously? - You are the supreme problem. 374 00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:58,226 I know. I got roped into it. 375 00:16:58,309 --> 00:16:59,769 - I'm sorry, I'm trying to… - Come on! 376 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,354 - Why are you… - I'm trying to run interference. 377 00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:03,105 - I'm trying to help everybody out. - This is not football. 378 00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:04,357 Whose team… 379 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:07,818 Oh, okay, let's not get hysterical, ladies. 380 00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:10,738 Ooh… 381 00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:13,059 Dad. 382 00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:16,827 I know, as the words came out of my mouth, I felt a chill running down my spine. 383 00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:18,579 Walt means well. 384 00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:21,082 He just can't offer you the job that you want. 385 00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:23,709 It's his decision. What the hell are you talking about? 386 00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:27,463 I don't know, I never know. I don't know why I came over here. 387 00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:28,839 Excuse me, sorry. 388 00:17:30,091 --> 00:17:31,175 Oh, that's Walt. 389 00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:33,469 - He wants to know how this is going. - Oh. 390 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:38,099 All is forgiven if you send him a pic of what we look like right now. 391 00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:40,059 - Can I make it a selfie? - Sure. 392 00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:41,477 Alright, here we go. 393 00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:49,527 Well, now. 394 00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:52,113 That's going on the transgression list. 395 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,159 Mr. Russo. 396 00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:59,829 I didn't recognize you earlier because of the helmet. 397 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:03,499 And my wife will never believe that I got to meet my favorite author 398 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,084 if I don't get you to sign this. 399 00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:06,544 - Yes, of course. Sure, sure. - Great. 400 00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:07,878 Fred Salewski. 401 00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:09,213 - Greg Russo. - Hey. 402 00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:12,133 Just so you know, my daughter clued me in 403 00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:14,844 on our personal connection. 404 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:17,305 I don't know all the dogs' names. Just kinda… 405 00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:19,390 - That, I figured. Yeah. - It was stupid. 406 00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:22,393 So I'll just make this out to the man 407 00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:25,062 whose daughter is impregnated by my daughter's husband. 408 00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:27,732 Or Fred? 409 00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:29,942 Let's do Fred. 410 00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:34,322 Women are underrepresented on the Ludlow faculty by 6.27%, 411 00:18:34,405 --> 00:18:37,408 and are most noticeably absent from the higher levels, 412 00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:40,077 holding only 28% of administrative positions. 413 00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:42,246 My girl's got mad research skills. 414 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,332 President Mann, I love Ludlow. 415 00:18:44,415 --> 00:18:47,460 But we can do better, and I'm gonna keep pushing for that. 416 00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:49,462 Speaking truth to power is kinda my kink. 417 00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:50,963 - He doesn't need to know that. - Sorry. 418 00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:53,132 Thank you for your time, sir. 419 00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:54,925 Of course. And please know that my door 420 00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:57,219 is always open, especially when 421 00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:59,472 my gatekeeper's out having a nervous breakdown. 422 00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:01,307 - Thank you so much. - Thank you. 423 00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:05,770 She's so cool, right? 424 00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:07,980 Also, she's really bright, and… 425 00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:10,441 has a nose ring. 426 00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:12,234 I'm sorry, I'm just talking. You make me nervous. 427 00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:13,778 I'm glad. 428 00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:16,572 Unfortunately, I have other pressing issues. 429 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:18,783 Apparently, the school mascot costume 430 00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:22,995 has been stolen and is out engaged in malfeasance. 431 00:19:23,079 --> 00:19:24,830 Right, I actually think I might have seen him 432 00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:26,666 peeing in the fountain last night. 433 00:19:26,749 --> 00:19:29,835 Well, thank you for not telling anyone until now. 434 00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:31,962 Thank you. 435 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,302 Also… 436 00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:41,138 Dylan Shepard should be Dean of Faculty. 437 00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:44,684 I'm biased because I love her, but everybody loves her. 438 00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:47,812 So, seems like kind of an easy call. 439 00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:49,814 Okay, anyway. Peace out. 440 00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:51,524 Sorry, I don't… I didn't know how to leave. 441 00:19:57,196 --> 00:20:00,574 I've been in the crosshairs before. What is it you always say? 442 00:20:00,658 --> 00:20:03,160 Leave it alone. It'll blow over. 443 00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:05,871 Riggsy, I did a deep dive into your file. 444 00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:07,415 - Yeah? - You really told a student 445 00:20:07,498 --> 00:20:10,668 that they couldn't reschedule an exam after their grandmother died because… 446 00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:13,295 it was "the natural order of things"? 447 00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:15,673 Ah, she was 88, and a fatty. 448 00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:21,345 You told our new Classics professor that she was "top heavy in a good way"? 449 00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:24,557 You put me in a room with ten women, four of 'em take that as a compliment. 450 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:25,975 Four's not enough. 451 00:20:27,101 --> 00:20:30,354 These are not the times that we came up in, pal. 452 00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:33,691 A few years back, I felt this place leaving me behind, 453 00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:35,776 so I ran as fast as I could to catch up. 454 00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:39,655 Now, I don't always get there, but I damn sure make the effort. 455 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:42,241 You? You don't even try. 456 00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:43,325 Look! 457 00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:47,121 Do I enjoy the occasional off-color remark? 458 00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:49,457 Yes. They're fun. 459 00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:55,504 But blah, blah, the world is changing. I need to change with it. Fine. 460 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:57,089 So, give me a chance. 461 00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,428 You know, lying in that hospital bed… 462 00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:06,182 I realized I never want to leave this place. 463 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:08,934 This school is my life. 464 00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:10,978 Walt… 465 00:21:12,563 --> 00:21:14,148 I'm your friend. 466 00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:16,150 I have never asked you for anything. 467 00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:19,028 I'm asking you for this. 468 00:21:20,154 --> 00:21:21,489 Don't cut me loose. 469 00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:25,451 I'll even stop smoking inside, if that helps. 470 00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:26,994 It is the law. 471 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,497 Come on, you can't give someone a wake-up call 472 00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:31,332 and not give 'em a chance to wake up. 473 00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:33,918 Please. 474 00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:38,297 I gotta go. I'm late for class. 475 00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:39,381 Alright. 476 00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:52,102 Oh, good. 477 00:21:52,186 --> 00:21:53,437 He's got a truck. 478 00:21:54,605 --> 00:21:57,191 Hmm. Nope, that's not jelly. 479 00:21:57,274 --> 00:21:59,735 That is actual blood. I'm bleeding. 480 00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:01,195 Okay, great. 481 00:22:03,364 --> 00:22:04,990 That's far enough right there. 482 00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:08,410 You know, it is super illegal to have two people 483 00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:10,329 - riding that at the same time? - What? 484 00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:12,665 Oh, my gosh, when did you jump on? 485 00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:14,875 I'm sorry, I had no idea she was there. 486 00:22:17,086 --> 00:22:21,423 Yeah, right. Well, I heard that you're the new head coach. 487 00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:23,092 Temporary head coach. 488 00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:26,554 Well, either the three of us are taking a ride down to the station… 489 00:22:26,637 --> 00:22:28,013 Oh, I'm not going nowhere. 490 00:22:28,097 --> 00:22:31,934 …or you give me a written guarantee that my son starts next week. 491 00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:34,061 And instead of his last name on the back of the jersey, 492 00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:36,730 - it just says "The Man." - I cannot do that. 493 00:22:36,814 --> 00:22:40,442 But, you know, DJ is a good player, so he's gonna get plenty of ice time. 494 00:22:40,526 --> 00:22:42,111 Deal. 495 00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:44,196 God, I love being a cop. 496 00:22:46,991 --> 00:22:48,450 Weird. Ugh. 497 00:22:48,534 --> 00:22:51,078 Oh. Message from Walt. 498 00:22:51,161 --> 00:22:53,289 "Regarding the Dean of Faculty position, 499 00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:57,293 "I feel it would be most prudent for me to entrust the Board 500 00:22:57,376 --> 00:23:00,296 with this important decision for the future of Ludlow." 501 00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:02,298 - That sounds like a bit of a cop out. - Yeah. 502 00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:04,300 They'll probably keep Riggs. 503 00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:07,052 You know, they don't love to shake things up. 504 00:23:08,971 --> 00:23:10,097 See ya. 505 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:13,809 Glad you came. 506 00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:17,187 No, it's been great. I learned a load about prenatal vitamins, 507 00:23:17,271 --> 00:23:19,815 and heart rate increases, and mucus plugs. 508 00:23:20,524 --> 00:23:22,526 Yeah, admittedly, that last one did make my tumbly 509 00:23:22,610 --> 00:23:25,613 feel a little bit rumbly, but, no, it's great. 510 00:23:25,696 --> 00:23:26,822 I do wish that your OB 511 00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:28,991 wasn't quite so enamored with puns, though. 512 00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:30,284 I know, right? 513 00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:33,120 Okay. 514 00:23:33,203 --> 00:23:35,497 Before you go, do you want to see your baby? 515 00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:37,082 We could do a quick ultrasound. 516 00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:39,751 Ooh! 517 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:42,046 - Okay. - 'Kay. 518 00:23:42,129 --> 00:23:43,339 Let's take a look. 519 00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:52,264 Oh, my God, Bug, look, he has my chin. 520 00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:59,271 He's beautiful. 521 00:24:01,732 --> 00:24:02,983 You're so beautiful. 522 00:24:08,572 --> 00:24:10,407 You two should really get a "womb." 523 00:24:10,491 --> 00:24:12,201 - Oh. - Oh, s… 524 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:15,287 Alright, stop it. Seriously, I'll switch doctors. 525 00:24:19,833 --> 00:24:20,736 Hey. 526 00:24:20,751 --> 00:24:23,170 Well, look who's returned to the hothouse. 527 00:24:23,253 --> 00:24:25,089 Could you come out to talk for a sec? 528 00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:27,007 I'm in the middle of a session, Greg. 529 00:24:27,091 --> 00:24:30,010 - Door, door, door, door. - Alright. Ugh. 530 00:24:31,553 --> 00:24:35,057 Alright, well, it's fine. I'm sweaty already. 531 00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:36,809 - Hockey practice. - Can we cut to the chase? 532 00:24:36,892 --> 00:24:38,435 I know you're here to talk about Dylan. 533 00:24:40,437 --> 00:24:43,190 I don't want you to do anything you're gonna regret. 534 00:24:43,273 --> 00:24:45,234 And I don't want to suffer a lecture from somebody 535 00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:47,027 who's shown me nothing but disrespect. 536 00:24:47,945 --> 00:24:51,031 - Disrespect? When did I… - You had sex on my desk. 537 00:24:51,115 --> 00:24:52,282 I… 538 00:24:52,366 --> 00:24:55,661 Yes, I did, I did. I disrespected you one time. 539 00:24:57,204 --> 00:24:59,915 I disrespected you and your desk, I'm sorry. 540 00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:01,875 I'm a painfully lonely man, Greg. 541 00:25:04,086 --> 00:25:07,840 I met Riggs the first week I started here. 542 00:25:07,923 --> 00:25:09,258 We just clicked. 543 00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:14,138 I have a wife who travels the planet six months a year, 544 00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:18,183 and I have an endless parade of work acquaintances. 545 00:25:18,267 --> 00:25:22,187 So, friends are in short supply. 546 00:25:22,271 --> 00:25:25,065 And I know, I'm a lot. 547 00:25:26,066 --> 00:25:27,109 Yeah, you are. 548 00:25:30,029 --> 00:25:31,655 It's a lot. 549 00:25:31,739 --> 00:25:33,782 Here I thought you were gonna disagree with me on that one. 550 00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:35,784 Look at you, you're half-naked. Just… 551 00:25:36,452 --> 00:25:38,704 I am not as body confident as you. 552 00:25:38,787 --> 00:25:39,872 Nobody is. 553 00:25:41,498 --> 00:25:42,583 Here's the thing. 554 00:25:45,669 --> 00:25:49,923 I had led myself to believe that you and I 555 00:25:50,007 --> 00:25:53,093 were going to be thick as thieves. 556 00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:55,220 Walt… 557 00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:57,848 I can't tell you… 558 00:25:59,308 --> 00:26:01,935 how or why anyone ever connects with each other. 559 00:26:02,019 --> 00:26:03,896 I mean, you can meet someone 560 00:26:03,979 --> 00:26:06,148 and be overwhelmed by their lack of boundaries. 561 00:26:06,231 --> 00:26:08,901 - Yeah! - I didn't necessarily mean you. 562 00:26:08,984 --> 00:26:11,195 Sorry, I have to get outta here before I pass out. 563 00:26:13,197 --> 00:26:14,531 Okay. 564 00:26:14,615 --> 00:26:16,325 The bottom line is this. 565 00:26:17,326 --> 00:26:19,369 Dylan is your friend, too. 566 00:26:19,453 --> 00:26:23,665 Whatever decision you make, it has to be your choice. 567 00:26:34,885 --> 00:26:36,678 Hey, everybody's ready to go. 568 00:26:36,762 --> 00:26:38,722 I'm gonna be in one minute. 569 00:26:38,806 --> 00:26:40,933 Why don't you get them talking about Robert Rauschenberg? 570 00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:45,771 And how his personal relationship with Jasper Johns 571 00:26:45,854 --> 00:26:49,149 created a dialogue that incorporated modern media into art. 572 00:26:49,233 --> 00:26:50,526 Yes, on it. 573 00:26:50,651 --> 00:26:53,403 - Thank you. - So, dorks, Rauschenberg. 574 00:26:53,487 --> 00:26:54,613 He and Jasper J, guys, 575 00:26:54,696 --> 00:26:56,198 they were shacking up. What's up with that? 576 00:26:57,741 --> 00:26:59,827 Not really. 577 00:27:17,553 --> 00:27:18,553 Okay. 578 00:27:18,595 --> 00:27:21,849 Pablo Neruda is most famous for his love poems. 579 00:27:21,932 --> 00:27:23,725 But, Nothing but Death 580 00:27:23,809 --> 00:27:25,686 may be the saddest poem ever written. 581 00:27:26,728 --> 00:27:29,064 "There are cemeteries that are lonely. 582 00:27:30,274 --> 00:27:34,027 Graves full of bones that do not make a sound." 583 00:27:34,111 --> 00:27:37,739 I hate to interrupt the fun, but can I have a quick word with you? 584 00:27:37,823 --> 00:27:39,283 What's up? 585 00:27:41,034 --> 00:27:43,871 The first thing I need from you as my new Dean of Faculty 586 00:27:43,954 --> 00:27:45,414 is a list of suggestions 587 00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:46,874 for the new Chair of the English Department. 588 00:27:46,957 --> 00:27:48,083 Can you do that for me? 589 00:27:48,876 --> 00:27:51,003 Of course. On your desk tomorrow. 590 00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:53,922 Onward. 591 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:01,096 Alright. Where were we? 592 00:28:03,432 --> 00:28:07,477 "The heart moving through a tunnel. 593 00:28:08,437 --> 00:28:10,856 "In it, darkness… 594 00:28:12,065 --> 00:28:15,027 darkness, darkness." 595 00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:31,043 There we are. But I will try to knock from now on. 596 00:28:32,211 --> 00:28:33,545 Seems fair. 597 00:28:34,463 --> 00:28:36,089 Walt. 598 00:28:36,173 --> 00:28:38,175 What are you doing right now? 599 00:28:38,258 --> 00:28:40,219 Oh-ho-ho! 600 00:28:40,302 --> 00:28:42,554 We should set a time to do this every day. 601 00:28:42,638 --> 00:28:43,722 Maybe. 602 00:28:43,805 --> 00:28:46,350 What if we formed a gang? The Ludlow Swingers. 603 00:28:46,433 --> 00:28:48,060 I don't know about that as a gang name. 604 00:28:48,143 --> 00:28:50,729 - Whoo! Gang time. - Oh, my God. 605 00:29:52,874 --> 00:29:54,793 Bye-bye.