1 00:00:11,261 --> 00:00:12,429 You okay? 2 00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:14,723 It's just so sad. 3 00:00:15,974 --> 00:00:17,184 Rudolph? 4 00:00:17,267 --> 00:00:21,104 They're just all making fun of his nose. Like, so what if he's different? 5 00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:24,066 And Santa saying he can't be part of the team? 6 00:00:24,149 --> 00:00:25,943 Like he's so perfect? 7 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:27,528 Santa's a fat fuck. 8 00:00:29,488 --> 00:00:31,114 Hey. Come here. 9 00:00:34,117 --> 00:00:35,452 Hey, how'd your Thanksgiving go? 10 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:37,663 - Good. - Good? 11 00:00:37,746 --> 00:00:39,164 You write stories for a living, Greg. 12 00:00:39,248 --> 00:00:41,416 - Do better. - Good to see you, Walt. 13 00:00:41,959 --> 00:00:44,753 It was fine. Katie and I were here. 14 00:00:44,836 --> 00:00:48,507 The only bummer was that she was a little bothered by something. 15 00:00:48,590 --> 00:00:52,135 She really wouldn't tell me what it was. And she was kind of sad. 16 00:00:52,219 --> 00:00:54,596 Oh, I love the whipped cream on the bottom. 17 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:56,223 How many of those do you have a week? 18 00:00:56,306 --> 00:01:00,185 It is not your problem, it is my problem, and I never want to fix it. 19 00:01:00,269 --> 00:01:02,062 Hey, just a quick heads up there, Greg. 20 00:01:02,145 --> 00:01:04,773 Cristle's back if you wanna say hi or something. 21 00:01:04,856 --> 00:01:06,733 How's she doing? 22 00:01:06,817 --> 00:01:08,902 You know what, I'll talk to her later. 23 00:01:08,986 --> 00:01:10,946 - Thanks, Walt. - Yeah. 24 00:01:11,029 --> 00:01:12,739 - Are you avoiding me? - Oh! 25 00:01:12,823 --> 00:01:15,534 Hi. No, I was actually just coming to see you. 26 00:01:15,617 --> 00:01:17,828 Oh, no, we don't have to do any of that, Greg. 27 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:20,622 In fact, I've made a list of ground rules 28 00:01:20,706 --> 00:01:23,542 so we can navigate our last eight days as coworkers. 29 00:01:23,625 --> 00:01:24,876 Okay. 30 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:28,547 No tight khakis in the office or crotch-defining casual slacks. 31 00:01:28,630 --> 00:01:31,049 Alright, I think that applies more to me than to you. 32 00:01:31,133 --> 00:01:33,510 - I'll be doing it, too. - Okay. Alright. 33 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:35,554 No acts of chivalry to make me swoon. 34 00:01:35,637 --> 00:01:37,639 I'm still going to be nice to you. 35 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:40,809 'Kay. 36 00:01:40,892 --> 00:01:43,312 No smiling or showing any tongue around the office. 37 00:01:43,395 --> 00:01:45,814 - This one's important to me. - Sure. No smiling. 38 00:01:45,897 --> 00:01:47,816 I don't know if I've ever shown tongue around the office. 39 00:01:47,899 --> 00:01:49,651 Well, anytime you open your mouth, you're showing your tongue. 40 00:01:49,735 --> 00:01:51,695 Okay, I will… 41 00:01:51,778 --> 00:01:52,821 Yeah, you got it. 42 00:01:52,904 --> 00:01:55,157 I'm gonna leave now, so please don't undress me with your eyes. 43 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:56,533 I will do my best. 44 00:02:01,038 --> 00:02:03,123 - You're doing it. - I kind of am. 45 00:02:29,399 --> 00:02:32,069 As I'm sure you all remember, the name of this class 46 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:34,363 is "The Art of the Page-Turner." 47 00:02:34,446 --> 00:02:36,698 So, a lot of the notes that you're getting on these 48 00:02:36,782 --> 00:02:39,951 has to do with that first chapter, engaging the audience. 49 00:02:40,035 --> 00:02:42,537 I wrote a book called Swamp Blossom. 50 00:02:42,621 --> 00:02:47,042 In it, Rooster receives a letter from an old flame and it says, 51 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:51,338 "Letting you go was the biggest mistake that I ever made. 52 00:02:51,421 --> 00:02:56,426 But if you're reading this right now, I'm probably dead." Thoughts? 53 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:58,804 Dude, who writes a letter? 54 00:02:58,887 --> 00:03:01,640 Yeah, and why didn't she finish it and explain it more? 55 00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:04,059 Maybe she was in danger. 56 00:03:04,142 --> 00:03:07,479 But she still had time to buy a stamp and mail it? 57 00:03:07,562 --> 00:03:08,689 Oh, no. 58 00:03:08,772 --> 00:03:10,649 A lot of old people already have stamps. 59 00:03:10,732 --> 00:03:12,317 What's wrong with stamps? 60 00:03:12,401 --> 00:03:14,820 It makes sense if you read it. It's actually an awesome book. 61 00:03:14,903 --> 00:03:18,073 Tommy, I can't tell you how great it is 62 00:03:18,156 --> 00:03:19,950 to have you in this class participating again. 63 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:22,035 Mm, you never say anything 64 00:03:22,119 --> 00:03:23,995 - when I participate. - I know. 65 00:03:24,079 --> 00:03:25,539 Here you go. 66 00:03:25,622 --> 00:03:27,499 A-minus. 67 00:03:27,582 --> 00:03:28,875 That's it for today. 68 00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:31,545 Get to work on those revisions. That is for you. 69 00:03:33,588 --> 00:03:35,340 Check it. Adderall and Celsius. 70 00:03:35,424 --> 00:03:37,217 - Works every time. - Every time. 71 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:38,677 - See ya, Grg. - See ya. 72 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:43,306 Are we good? 73 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:45,559 I have this psych major helping me visualize you 74 00:03:45,642 --> 00:03:47,936 without any sex organs. 75 00:03:48,019 --> 00:03:50,814 Just a blank, hairless front. 76 00:03:51,815 --> 00:03:55,527 Okay, I would like to help you get back on track with your other classes. 77 00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:57,279 Yeah, I mean, I need it. 78 00:03:57,362 --> 00:03:59,614 My office? 3 p.m. sharp? 79 00:03:59,698 --> 00:04:01,533 - Right on. - Right on. 80 00:04:01,616 --> 00:04:03,160 That's for you. 81 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:04,661 You got some work to do. 82 00:04:16,298 --> 00:04:18,884 I absolutely love this vest. Thank you. 83 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:21,720 The neoprene raises your core body temperature by 12%. 84 00:04:21,803 --> 00:04:23,597 Plus, it makes your guns look good. 85 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:25,432 I'd wear it to dinner. 86 00:04:25,515 --> 00:04:29,394 Any updates on all things Biotecha? You any closer to a decision? 87 00:04:29,478 --> 00:04:31,146 Moving to New York is complicated. 88 00:04:31,229 --> 00:04:33,148 And Archie's shown 89 00:04:33,231 --> 00:04:35,233 that he's a little more invested in the baby. 90 00:04:35,317 --> 00:04:37,986 He even put together a list of pretentious British names. 91 00:04:38,069 --> 00:04:40,405 Though I personally would not have a son or daughter named Robin. 92 00:04:40,489 --> 00:04:43,200 - Who would? - But if he's not gonna be super involved, 93 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:44,910 I should just take the job and move, right? 94 00:04:46,369 --> 00:04:48,538 Do you mind if I quote Theodore Roosevelt? 95 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:49,831 I'd prefer it if you do not. 96 00:04:50,749 --> 00:04:52,125 Fine. 97 00:04:52,209 --> 00:04:54,753 Look it, your life's gonna be full of tests, Sunny. 98 00:04:54,836 --> 00:04:56,379 You gotta just keep your eyes open 99 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:58,673 and see what the world tells you. You'll figure it out. 100 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,009 Thank you. 101 00:05:01,092 --> 00:05:02,719 "Believe you can and you're halfway there." 102 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:04,930 Snuck a little TR there in the end, didn't you? 103 00:05:05,013 --> 00:05:06,389 Couldn't help myself. 104 00:05:08,517 --> 00:05:09,851 So… 105 00:05:10,769 --> 00:05:12,395 why are we all wearing the same bucket hat? 106 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:13,939 Like, it could be our thing. 107 00:05:14,022 --> 00:05:15,941 We'd be The Bucket Boys. 108 00:05:16,858 --> 00:05:18,443 - Fuck that. - That was a nice try, Pig Tits. 109 00:05:18,527 --> 00:05:19,903 - You're always gonna be Pig Tits. - Ah, fuck. 110 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:21,029 - Hey, guys. - Grg! 111 00:05:21,112 --> 00:05:22,489 - Rooster! - Hey! 112 00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:24,741 Did you see Tommy anywhere? 113 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:27,285 We were supposed to meet in my office, and he never showed. 114 00:05:27,369 --> 00:05:29,037 - Nah. - He wasn't in Econ, either. 115 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:31,289 Maybe he's off sad somewhere because this guy 116 00:05:31,373 --> 00:05:33,291 didn't ask him to be a Bucket Boy. 117 00:05:33,375 --> 00:05:34,376 Fuck you guys. 118 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:36,545 Gimme some of that, Bucket Boy! 119 00:05:36,628 --> 00:05:38,338 You don't even know what a Bucket Boy is, do you? 120 00:05:38,421 --> 00:05:39,631 No, I don't. 121 00:05:39,714 --> 00:05:40,757 Gentlemen. 122 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:42,050 Piggy Titty. 123 00:05:42,133 --> 00:05:44,135 Walt, got your text. No, I will not create 124 00:05:44,219 --> 00:05:46,638 a task force to find out who stole the school's mascot. 125 00:05:46,721 --> 00:05:49,641 Nice try. Don't call back. He's gonna call back. 126 00:05:49,724 --> 00:05:51,017 - Sorry. - No, it's alright. 127 00:05:51,101 --> 00:05:52,769 Like seeing you in this boss mode. 128 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:54,312 Thanks. Ignore. 129 00:05:54,396 --> 00:05:57,816 I wanted to talk to you about your poem Cherry Pop. 130 00:05:57,899 --> 00:06:01,278 You get that I'm the cherry popper and that Eli is the cherry, right? 131 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:03,613 Okay, not everyone needs to know I was a virgin. 132 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:06,074 You're my muse, King. But you gotta wait outside. 133 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:08,618 I love this poem. 134 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:10,996 It's the first time you've written something 135 00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:13,373 that feels personal. 136 00:06:13,456 --> 00:06:15,500 - Shit, thank you. - I think that this is a piece 137 00:06:15,584 --> 00:06:17,002 that could get into The Review. 138 00:06:17,085 --> 00:06:19,546 So, I just made a few marks 139 00:06:19,629 --> 00:06:22,507 to show you where you could push even further with yourself. 140 00:06:22,591 --> 00:06:25,093 Be more vulnerable. What do you say? 141 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:28,555 I'm gonna go microdose my balls off and give it a shot. 142 00:06:28,638 --> 00:06:30,515 Don't need to know how you get there. 143 00:06:30,599 --> 00:06:34,019 I'm just excited to have a student with some promise. 144 00:06:34,102 --> 00:06:36,229 - Eva is so talented. - She is. 145 00:06:36,313 --> 00:06:39,357 Don't you encourage her too much. She's mine. 146 00:06:39,441 --> 00:06:41,860 The world has plenty of fiction writers. 147 00:06:41,943 --> 00:06:44,321 - Yeah. - I mean, what the hell is this? 148 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,364 They're only doing that 'cause I'm in town. 149 00:06:46,448 --> 00:06:48,491 Do you know what they do when poets come to town? 150 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:49,993 Everybody goes crazy? 151 00:06:52,787 --> 00:06:53,830 You are not funny. 152 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:56,041 Your face. You are so mad. 153 00:06:59,002 --> 00:07:01,004 - Hey, Greg? - Oh, hey. 154 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:03,924 Entering but leaving the door open for both of our safety. 155 00:07:04,007 --> 00:07:08,887 I know that must have looked strange, but I wasn't checking out my belly button. 156 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:09,971 It's okay. 157 00:07:10,055 --> 00:07:13,099 Because it's good for me to see how deeply troubled you are. 158 00:07:13,183 --> 00:07:15,435 - I am, thank you. - But I need your help. 159 00:07:15,518 --> 00:07:16,853 What's going on? 160 00:07:18,063 --> 00:07:19,689 Tommy says he's dropping out of school. 161 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:21,483 - Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. - I'm so mad. 162 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:23,818 This is such a huge opportunity for him. 163 00:07:23,902 --> 00:07:25,528 I'm not going to let that happen. 164 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:26,738 Okay. 165 00:07:26,821 --> 00:07:28,323 May I have your permission to get involved? 166 00:07:28,406 --> 00:07:30,075 Yeah, feel free to hit him if you need to. 167 00:07:30,158 --> 00:07:31,451 No, I'm not gonna hit him. 168 00:07:31,534 --> 00:07:33,620 I love him, but sometimes I hate him. 169 00:07:33,703 --> 00:07:34,829 Sure. 170 00:07:34,913 --> 00:07:36,623 Did you know he was a 14-pound baby? 171 00:07:36,706 --> 00:07:38,375 No. I would have never guessed. 172 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:41,711 - Thank you. - Okay. 173 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:43,171 Cristle… 174 00:07:44,339 --> 00:07:46,132 I got this. 175 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:48,176 Don't do this. 176 00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:49,885 What? 177 00:07:50,387 --> 00:07:51,888 Don't make me fall for you again. 178 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:54,224 Oh, I'm not trying to do that. I just wanna help your son. 179 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:57,268 I just wanna help your son. 180 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:00,981 - Thank you, Greg. - You're welcome. 181 00:08:01,064 --> 00:08:04,442 Right! Yugoslavia split from the Soviets. 182 00:08:04,526 --> 00:08:06,778 Coming up in this episode, we got some forged letters. 183 00:08:06,861 --> 00:08:08,655 Even got a cameo from the Greeks. 184 00:08:08,738 --> 00:08:10,448 My God, I love those swarthy bastards. 185 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:12,867 Actually, don't write that down. 186 00:08:12,951 --> 00:08:14,744 Yeah, I'm just gonna take that. 187 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:18,665 Great, okay. Right, let's get it popping. What caused this lover's quarrel? 188 00:08:18,748 --> 00:08:19,749 Yes, Liv? 189 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:23,545 Tito resisted Stalin's attempts to control Yugoslavia's policies? 190 00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:25,463 Brilliant, as always. Thank you. 191 00:08:25,547 --> 00:08:27,007 God, we're so back. 192 00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:29,092 Calm down, don't take your top off. 193 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:31,886 - At least he knows my name. - He knows my name. 194 00:08:31,970 --> 00:08:34,931 …had even seen a growing resistance across the rest of the USSR. 195 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:36,933 - Yes, Liv? - Yeah, Heather here 196 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:39,310 was just saying that economic pressure from the West 197 00:08:39,394 --> 00:08:40,979 also contributed to the split. 198 00:08:41,062 --> 00:08:43,189 Great job, Heather. Thank you. 199 00:08:43,273 --> 00:08:44,566 Great job, Heather. 200 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,152 Fucking cunt. 201 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:48,945 Ah, ladies. 202 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:52,574 Mi casa es your casa. Yay! 203 00:08:52,657 --> 00:08:55,201 Wow, you're a little more pleased with yourself than usual. 204 00:08:55,285 --> 00:08:56,995 That's actually pretty hard to do. 205 00:08:57,078 --> 00:08:59,164 I've gotta say, lately I feel like I have been teaching 206 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:00,874 at a virtuosic level. 207 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:04,335 "Good Moms Have Scary Thoughts." 208 00:09:04,419 --> 00:09:05,670 - What's that? - Oh, this is… 209 00:09:05,754 --> 00:09:06,963 This is just one of my parenting books. 210 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:09,340 - Oh. - Did you know that 90% of new mothers 211 00:09:09,424 --> 00:09:11,301 - have intrusive thoughts? - I have heard that. 212 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:13,219 - Yeah, like, what if my baby gets ill? - Mm. 213 00:09:13,303 --> 00:09:15,055 - What if I drop my baby? - Could happen. 214 00:09:15,138 --> 00:09:16,765 What if my baby thinks my hair is prettier than hers 215 00:09:16,848 --> 00:09:18,308 and shaves my head in the middle of the night? 216 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:20,185 - Very possible. - Gosh. 217 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:22,062 That's a lot of hormones running through your body there, darling. 218 00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:26,941 I don't think you're clocking what's going on, emotionally. 219 00:09:27,025 --> 00:09:28,193 She's correct. 220 00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:31,154 But I got you the Montessori book if you want to read up with me, though. 221 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:33,031 Bug. Ah. 222 00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:36,326 See, parenting is just this kind of instinctual thing. 223 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:37,410 You know? 224 00:09:37,494 --> 00:09:39,746 You really don't have to worry about me being a father. 225 00:09:39,829 --> 00:09:41,998 My entire day is just spent molding young minds. 226 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:43,958 It's actually funny you say that. 227 00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:46,503 I was just perusing your Rate My Professor reviews online 228 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,463 for no reason at all. 229 00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:50,715 This one tickled me. "Professor Bates is arrogant 230 00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:53,009 and completely self-involved." 231 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:55,136 Well, I don't really take arrogant as a negative, so. 232 00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:57,722 "Professor Bates is terrible with criticism, 233 00:09:57,806 --> 00:09:59,933 - petulant, and defensive." - Well, that's bollocks. 234 00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:01,893 I'm not defensive in the slightest. 235 00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:04,521 Who'd take time to write lie… No, okay, I can hear myself now. 236 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:07,607 Okay, well, good. I'm happy to have the feedback. 237 00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:11,194 Here's a fun one. "Professor Bates is Ludlow's biggest asshole." 238 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:12,362 That's not really on there, is it? 239 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,405 No, I just wanted to say it. 240 00:10:14,489 --> 00:10:15,865 Tommy, just sit down for a second. 241 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,408 Leave me alone, I gotta work. 242 00:10:17,492 --> 00:10:18,827 - Hey, what's up, Grg? - What's good, Rooster? 243 00:10:18,910 --> 00:10:20,703 Hey. Sit down, please. 244 00:10:23,164 --> 00:10:26,167 What are you doing, man? You can't just drop out of college. 245 00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:28,128 - Wait, what? - Whoa, don't do that, man. 246 00:10:28,211 --> 00:10:29,546 - We need you, bro. - Hey, why not? 247 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,381 Look, I only went to college 'cause my mom made me, 248 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:33,216 and it's not like I'm killing it. 249 00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:34,384 - Totally. - Come on. 250 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,636 Is that all college is about? 251 00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:37,846 I think so. 252 00:10:37,929 --> 00:10:39,639 Yeah, my pop says grades are everything. 253 00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:42,308 Dude, my dad just married a chick two years older than me. 254 00:10:42,392 --> 00:10:44,352 She's hot. It's confusing. 255 00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:46,563 - But you'd still hit, right? - They do it in porn. 256 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,606 Guys, this is all very important stuff, 257 00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:50,900 but I'm going to continue our discussion over here. 258 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,694 Congrats to your dad, by the way. 259 00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:54,779 - Thank you, Grg. - Come on, join me. 260 00:10:55,947 --> 00:10:57,699 Rooster, you never went to college, man. 261 00:10:57,782 --> 00:11:01,161 No, I didn't, and I regret it. 262 00:11:02,954 --> 00:11:04,038 When I was a kid… 263 00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:07,000 I was really unhappy. 264 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:09,919 I was kind of a loner. Still kind of am. 265 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:16,676 I see you walking around campus, and you are surrounded by people. 266 00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:19,387 I wish I had that when I was your age. 267 00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:23,558 These guys behind you are such complete idiots, 268 00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:25,393 but they're your idiots. 269 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,771 Don't leave 'em behind. 270 00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:33,276 Well, I live here. I'll still see 'em. 271 00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:34,402 We'll still hang out, right, guys? 272 00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:35,612 - Yeah, of course. - Brothers for life, man. 273 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:36,695 - We love you. - You know that, man. 274 00:11:36,738 --> 00:11:37,864 - Stop helping. - Don't worry. 275 00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:38,948 I'm not gonna be a waiter 276 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,408 for the rest of my life. 277 00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:42,035 There's tons of shit I can do. 278 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:46,080 I've actually always really wanted to be a cop. 279 00:11:46,164 --> 00:11:47,624 - They are badass. - Excuse me. 280 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:50,376 If I could just have everyone's attention real quick. 281 00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:53,755 Just retracing my steps. I was here yesterday. 282 00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:56,758 Has anybody seen my gun? 283 00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:59,677 Look under your tables, look under your chairs. 284 00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:01,179 How's the rewrite coming? 285 00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:02,430 Oh… 286 00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:04,599 It's not. 287 00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:06,476 - You need some more time? - No. 288 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:09,312 It's just, I dove into the vulnerable thing. 289 00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:12,439 I hated it. 290 00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:15,109 It just made me feel exposed. 291 00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:16,945 But, like, not the way that I like 292 00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:18,363 - to be exposed, you know? - Uh-huh, uh-huh. 293 00:12:18,446 --> 00:12:23,076 It's scary to put yourself in your work, but that's what an artist does. 294 00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:26,579 See, that's the thing. I'm not, like, an artist. 295 00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:28,206 I'm a business major. 296 00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:30,041 I had to promise my dad 297 00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:32,168 I'd either be a finance bro or a crypto douche. 298 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:36,422 This poetry stuff is fun, but it's an oasis. 299 00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:38,299 Yeah, this isn't gonna be my life. 300 00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:45,932 And now, Tommy is going on a ride-along 301 00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:48,851 to see if he wants to be a police officer. How insane is that? 302 00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:52,188 Sorry, is this the kid who sometimes lives at your house 303 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:53,773 who you secretly wish was your son? 304 00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:55,525 Honey, come on, it's not a secret. 305 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,028 Are you okay? 306 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:01,739 You seem like you're in a bit of a funk these days. 307 00:13:03,574 --> 00:13:04,909 Don't you have to coach? 308 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:09,998 I feel like this whole thing started the morning after Walt's party, 309 00:13:10,081 --> 00:13:12,083 when I saw you with the two coffees. 310 00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:15,586 In my business, that's what we call a "clue trail." 311 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:19,132 So, I think I know what's going on. 312 00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:20,883 - You do? - Mm. 313 00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:23,970 You're seeing somebody else. 314 00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:27,015 And you feel guilty about it because of Archie? 315 00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:30,768 Wow. Nailed it. 316 00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:34,439 Well, I am a professional banter-driven action-mystery writer, so. 317 00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:35,565 True. 318 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,984 Who's the guy? Is he here? 319 00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:40,528 - Uh, yeah. - Oh. Really? 320 00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:42,071 - Yeah. - Where? 321 00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:46,951 Right there. He's Hunter, the guy from the bar. 322 00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:48,328 - Oh. Oh! - Yeah. 323 00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:50,955 I like him. He doesn't skimp on the nuts. 324 00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:53,207 That's what hooked me. 325 00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:54,542 Why don't you go sit with him? 326 00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:56,586 No, I'm gonna sit away. 327 00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,838 Honey, don't worry about Archie's feelings. 328 00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:00,631 - Yeah. - Take care of yourself. 329 00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:03,760 - Okay. - Ask him if he… 330 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,887 No, I was gonna say ask him if he has any nuts. 331 00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:07,388 I'm not gonna do that. I will sit with him 332 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:08,723 - to stop this conversation, though. - Okay. 333 00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:10,183 - Love you. - Love you. 334 00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:12,143 Here we go! Come on! 335 00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:13,895 Come on! Skate faster! 336 00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:16,606 You know they're just warming up, right? 337 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,024 Yeah, I know. Me too. 338 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,094 Kill him! 339 00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:21,402 - Hi. - Hey. 340 00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:23,654 Rip him up! Rip him up! 341 00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:25,323 Get him down! 342 00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:27,241 Guys, get it together! 343 00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:29,577 I'm gonna put my head on your shoulder now. 344 00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:31,079 But I'm here on a date. 345 00:14:31,162 --> 00:14:32,789 She'll be fine. 346 00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:39,087 Ah, outstanding. 347 00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:40,588 Mascot's back. 348 00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:50,681 Oh. 349 00:14:50,765 --> 00:14:52,141 That's not our guy. 350 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:54,477 Somebody, stop him! Hey! 351 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:58,231 Right, yes, I am the police. Here, hold my beer. 352 00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:01,150 I'm coming back for that. I am the police! 353 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:04,112 I got it! Hey! 354 00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:09,909 Ah. 355 00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:11,327 - Hello, you. - Hey. 356 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:12,412 Morning. 357 00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:15,373 - Been a minute. - Yeah. 358 00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:19,252 - How was Thanksgiving in Wisconsin? - Interesting. 359 00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:24,632 Yeah, Sunny's family are really into this electronic game called Simon. 360 00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:26,717 It's sort of… It has these flashing lights… 361 00:15:26,801 --> 00:15:28,219 I know what Simon is. Everybody knows. 362 00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:29,637 Okay. Well, I did not. 363 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:33,641 So much so that they all sort of took turns screaming at me. 364 00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:35,518 Oh, good. I'm glad that that amuses you. 365 00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:38,479 Oh, I wanted to thank you for getting me hooked on croissants. 366 00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:41,482 - Ah, yes. Yeah. - Like a heroin dealer. 367 00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:43,484 Well, you know what they say. First one's always free. 368 00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:45,862 - I know, right? - Yeah. 369 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,280 And then you stopped bringing them. 370 00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:52,118 - Katie, actually… - You can't promise someone 1,000 days 371 00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:54,162 to make a decision, and then only give them two. 372 00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:57,957 Right? It's not fair. And now, I'm getting sad in front of you, 373 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,001 and I just wanted to come and get my three croissants. 374 00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:02,086 Yeah, I want three now, 'cause I'm an animal. 375 00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:04,422 - Don't cry, darl… - Don't call me darling. 376 00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:06,883 And don't tell me not to cry. I can fucking cry if I want to. 377 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,384 And I don't currently want to, 378 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,386 but I'm just having a little trouble stopping. 379 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:11,721 - Thank you. - Okay. 380 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,723 I hope you're better to Sunny. 381 00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:25,026 Hey, guys. What you doing? 382 00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:28,070 - Cop stuff. - He's introducing me 383 00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:29,655 to this band called Creed. 384 00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:33,659 Can we chat outside for a sec? 385 00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:40,082 So, how's it been going, guys? 386 00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:41,876 You been writing a lot of tickets? 387 00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:44,670 We really haven't. I mean, cars still stopped 388 00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:47,089 at that red light back there even after we turned it off. 389 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:49,217 That's too bad. Wait, what? 390 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:51,594 I just wish I could show this kid a little bit of action, 391 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:56,015 but only outstanding felony in town is that stolen mascot costume. 392 00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:57,725 Hey, man, I'm having a blast. 393 00:16:57,808 --> 00:16:59,352 He showed me how to use the radar gun. 394 00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:01,521 - That's right. - I can run eight miles an hour. 395 00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:02,897 - Yeah. - Should have done track. 396 00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:04,732 - Oh, yeah. - I don't think that's fast. 397 00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:07,860 Also, I know it's a cliché, but they actually give you free donuts. 398 00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:09,529 - Ah. - Think they'll give me some more? 399 00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:12,073 - Only one way to find out, sport. - Yeah? 400 00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:14,449 Tommy! 401 00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:20,081 Officer Tommy whatever his last name is. 402 00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:22,917 Yeah, his mom really wants him to finish college. 403 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:26,379 Okay. My mom really wants me to come visit her and her girlfriend, 404 00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:27,797 but no thank you. 405 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,757 Greg, if the kid has the calling, 406 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:32,134 who are you and I to stand in the way of that? 407 00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:33,469 This is not the priesthood. 408 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:36,806 Look, you need to back off. You need to just let him finish. 409 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,307 You need to visit your mom. 410 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:42,478 Just to be clear, I'm not not visiting because she has a girlfriend. 411 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:47,233 It's because her girlfriend is Sharon who happens to be the absolute worst. 412 00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:50,695 Tommy is a grown man who can make decisions 413 00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:54,282 for himself, as can I, Sharon. 414 00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:57,660 You're forcing me to do this. 415 00:17:57,743 --> 00:17:58,744 No. 416 00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:02,373 You're gonna use your "Get Out of Jail Free" card now, 417 00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:04,542 - seriously? - That is how important this is to me, 418 00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:07,128 that I am giving you that meaningless thing. 419 00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:09,297 - Dozen glazed! - Oh, great. 420 00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:11,215 Nice! What's in the bag? 421 00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:12,633 - Oh, it's your gun. - Oh. 422 00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:14,260 Yeah, they said you left it in there last time. 423 00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,596 Yes, I did, and, yes, that's mine. 424 00:18:16,679 --> 00:18:19,307 So, Officer Donnie was telling me 425 00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:22,560 that there are some downsides to being a cop. 426 00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:27,398 Yeah, yeah, I was, actually. 427 00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:30,359 Tommy, it sucks. Being a cop… 428 00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:32,221 sucks. 429 00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:34,238 Wait, but you just told me that it was awesome. 430 00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:37,867 And I lied to you, Tommy, because I lie to kids. 431 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:40,494 That's what cops do. Let's get outta here. 432 00:18:40,578 --> 00:18:42,163 - You can drive. - Mm-mm, mm! 433 00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:44,040 Yes, no, no! Tommy. 434 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,625 - No! Give me that. - What? 435 00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:47,960 I'm driving, you take this. Keep the donuts. 436 00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:50,338 No, I got the gun! I got the gun. God. 437 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:59,305 Eva, can we go somewhere and talk? 438 00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:01,724 - Yeah. Yeah, sure. - No. 439 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:03,434 Put some pants on first. 440 00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:05,561 Oh. Ha! 441 00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:06,771 Yeah, sorry. 442 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:10,608 Oof! 443 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,821 I still don't see a downside of being a cop. 444 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,951 I mean, short training. 445 00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:24,372 Good benefits. Free car. 446 00:19:24,455 --> 00:19:25,956 Yeah, at first, it is… 447 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,668 It's quite a rush. The power. 448 00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:32,296 You realize you can pull over Vince Martinelli… 449 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,341 guy who was a dick to you in high school, whenever you want. 450 00:19:36,217 --> 00:19:39,845 Then, you find yourself pulling him over two, three times a week… 451 00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:43,099 just so you can feel something. 452 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:46,435 Your captain's yelling at you. He's up your ass. 453 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:49,438 He's telling you he's gonna lawyer up, and he's probably right. 454 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,066 You think the guys at the station, 455 00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:54,026 you think they got your back, but they don't. 456 00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:56,237 They are all planning a trip to Foxwoods. 457 00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:59,281 - Without you. - No. 458 00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:01,784 And everybody went. 459 00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,454 They even fucking took Sharon. 460 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:08,290 How the fuck do they even know her? 461 00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:10,292 I think what Donnie is trying to say 462 00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:12,420 is that you have to give this whole thing some thought. 463 00:20:12,503 --> 00:20:13,629 Yeah. 464 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:16,549 At the end of the day, it's just a job. 465 00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:18,384 - Yes. Exactly. - It's not that exciting. 466 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,139 Wait. Turn on the light. 467 00:20:31,105 --> 00:20:32,398 Nobody spook it. 468 00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:38,154 Police! 469 00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:40,906 You're going! He's going! Get! 470 00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:42,408 Run! 471 00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:43,784 Where are the keys? 472 00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:47,121 Hey! Police! 473 00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:57,256 Freeze! 474 00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:58,883 Stop! 475 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,469 Quit running! 476 00:21:01,552 --> 00:21:02,762 Mother… 477 00:21:02,845 --> 00:21:04,013 Tommy! 478 00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:06,932 - Thank you. - Thank you. 479 00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:11,687 You know, it really bothered me 480 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,898 when you said you weren't gonna be an artist. 481 00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:16,776 - Oh. My bad, Diva. - You know why? 482 00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:19,528 You already are an artist. 483 00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:21,864 And don't get me wrong. 484 00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:23,532 I'm not gonna call your dad and say, 485 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:26,660 "She shouldn't work for Goldman Sachs. She should just be a street poet." 486 00:21:26,744 --> 00:21:28,245 Yeah, yeah, he wouldn't dig that. 487 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,498 Hey! 488 00:21:30,581 --> 00:21:32,041 Stop in the name of the law! 489 00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:37,421 Okay, look, you said poetry makes you happy. 490 00:21:37,505 --> 00:21:40,299 That's enough, 'cause I know that if I'm struggling, 491 00:21:40,382 --> 00:21:42,635 I can always lean on my art. 492 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:48,015 Anyways, I wanted you to see the mock-up. 493 00:21:52,228 --> 00:21:53,938 Tommy! 494 00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:55,940 Turn to page 20. 495 00:21:59,610 --> 00:22:02,655 I won't put it in there for real if you don't want me to. 496 00:22:04,615 --> 00:22:06,200 Oh, no. I… 497 00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:09,787 I want you to. 498 00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:12,873 "Diva." 499 00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:15,751 I like it. Can you call me that all the time? 500 00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:17,378 Oh, forever, Diva. 501 00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:20,130 Here comes the hammer. Hey! 502 00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:25,302 Taste it. 503 00:22:25,386 --> 00:22:28,013 Huh? Huh? Yeah! 504 00:22:28,097 --> 00:22:29,431 Eight miles an hour, bitch. 505 00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:33,185 - Pig Tits? - Oh, God. 506 00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:34,979 What the hell? What are you doing? 507 00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:39,441 How can you run so fast with that giant head? 508 00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:41,151 Me or him? 509 00:22:41,235 --> 00:22:45,698 I can't be Pig Tits anymore. I thought this would change things for me. 510 00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:48,742 Dude, people are just gonna say, "Pig Tits stole the mascot costume." 511 00:22:50,661 --> 00:22:51,871 Oh, fuck. 512 00:22:51,954 --> 00:22:54,832 Look, I'll stop calling you Pig Tits, okay? 513 00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:57,001 - Rooster? - Yeah, I'll try. 514 00:22:58,586 --> 00:23:00,004 Oh, man, I'm so fucked. 515 00:23:00,087 --> 00:23:01,505 I got you. Get outta here. 516 00:23:01,589 --> 00:23:02,590 - Okay. - Run! 517 00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:05,593 Hey! 518 00:23:05,676 --> 00:23:07,261 Hey. Found my keys. 519 00:23:07,344 --> 00:23:09,847 They were in the ignition. Car was on the whole time. 520 00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:12,057 Yeah, I got the head. Oh, he went that way. 521 00:23:12,141 --> 00:23:14,059 - Yeah! - Are you sure? 522 00:23:14,143 --> 00:23:15,477 That's where he is. 523 00:23:15,561 --> 00:23:18,188 I hate backing up. 524 00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:19,717 I'm good back there? 525 00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:21,317 - You're good, go, go! - Can you see? 526 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:22,568 Yep, go! 527 00:23:27,031 --> 00:23:28,991 Oh. You're actually reading it. 528 00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:31,243 Course, I am. I knew you wanted me to. 529 00:23:31,327 --> 00:23:36,165 Look, Bug. Boy, girl, whatever comes, they will not defeat us. 530 00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:37,750 We can do this shit. 531 00:23:41,712 --> 00:23:43,172 I got a job offer at Biotecha. 532 00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:45,758 What? 533 00:23:45,841 --> 00:23:48,052 - Yeah. Salary's good. - That's amazing. 534 00:23:48,135 --> 00:23:50,679 And they, they want me to start in New York in January. 535 00:23:52,222 --> 00:23:53,807 But that's not where I am. 536 00:23:55,726 --> 00:23:56,936 I'm not taking it. 537 00:23:59,563 --> 00:24:02,066 - Think you're done reading. - Why? I was learning about… 538 00:24:03,233 --> 00:24:05,527 Oh, now I see why. This is a lot more fun. 539 00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:09,782 Huge mistake! Take the job! 540 00:24:11,742 --> 00:24:13,327 You know, I think I'd be a shitty cop. 541 00:24:14,662 --> 00:24:16,038 I'd let everyone go. 542 00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:18,666 You're just being a good friend to Pig… 543 00:24:19,833 --> 00:24:23,003 JD. Wow. That is going to be a hard habit to break. 544 00:24:23,087 --> 00:24:25,047 We don't have to stop calling him Pig Tits. 545 00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:26,423 Yeah, just not to his face. 546 00:24:26,507 --> 00:24:28,550 Okay, I take back the good friend part. 547 00:24:32,721 --> 00:24:34,598 I don't wanna sound like a broken record 548 00:24:34,682 --> 00:24:37,601 - about all this college stuff. - It's not for me. 549 00:24:37,685 --> 00:24:39,144 Look, okay? 550 00:24:39,228 --> 00:24:41,814 I can struggle through, you know, 551 00:24:41,897 --> 00:24:43,565 skate by with some D's. 552 00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:46,193 What's the point? 553 00:24:46,276 --> 00:24:47,987 Writing is the only thing that I like, 554 00:24:48,070 --> 00:24:50,030 and I even suck at that, so. 555 00:24:50,114 --> 00:24:51,448 What are you talking about? 556 00:24:51,532 --> 00:24:52,783 My chapter. 557 00:24:53,742 --> 00:24:55,411 - The red marks everywhere. - Oh. 558 00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:57,621 - It looked like my face before Accutane. - Oh. 559 00:24:57,705 --> 00:24:59,373 And Spooner's was spotless. 560 00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:01,166 - Oh. - Okay? Just a big check-plus. 561 00:25:01,250 --> 00:25:03,085 Yeah, well, Spooner's paper… 562 00:25:04,044 --> 00:25:07,172 Don't tell him I told you this, but Spooner's not gonna be a writer. 563 00:25:07,256 --> 00:25:10,843 Oh, I know. He's gonna run his dad's oil company. 564 00:25:10,926 --> 00:25:12,344 Probably hook up with his stepmom. 565 00:25:12,428 --> 00:25:14,388 Tommy, the reason yours was marked up 566 00:25:14,471 --> 00:25:16,849 was because I think that you have potential. 567 00:25:18,892 --> 00:25:21,478 No, you're just bullshitting 'cause you don't want me to drop out. 568 00:25:25,607 --> 00:25:29,653 "Bernice stared down at him on the ground… 569 00:25:31,697 --> 00:25:34,116 "his blood peeking past his shadow. 570 00:25:34,908 --> 00:25:36,326 "And she laughed. 571 00:25:37,327 --> 00:25:40,122 One perfect 'Ha.'" 572 00:25:42,583 --> 00:25:43,792 That's my story. 573 00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:47,588 Yeah, I know. I have a knack for remembering really good sentences. 574 00:25:48,630 --> 00:25:50,090 I wish I'd written that. 575 00:25:50,174 --> 00:25:51,300 Really? 576 00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:52,384 Yeah. 577 00:25:53,969 --> 00:25:55,220 So, I'm good? 578 00:25:55,304 --> 00:25:56,930 Not yet. 579 00:25:57,014 --> 00:26:00,726 But with a little work, I think you could be pretty good, yeah. 580 00:26:06,982 --> 00:26:07,983 Good night. 581 00:26:09,610 --> 00:26:11,028 I wish I hadn't seen your dick. 582 00:26:12,029 --> 00:26:13,572 Me too, Tommy. 583 00:26:13,655 --> 00:26:14,655 Me too. 584 00:26:19,286 --> 00:26:20,496 Thank you. 585 00:26:42,017 --> 00:26:43,644 Hey. 586 00:26:43,727 --> 00:26:44,812 You okay? 587 00:26:44,895 --> 00:26:46,897 No. I'm all out of jam. 588 00:26:48,023 --> 00:26:49,191 I thought you dropped out. 589 00:26:49,274 --> 00:26:50,818 Ah, I changed my mind. 590 00:26:50,901 --> 00:26:52,069 Good choice. 591 00:26:52,986 --> 00:26:54,696 You know, if something's bothering you, 592 00:26:54,780 --> 00:26:56,281 your dad is the greatest. 593 00:26:56,365 --> 00:26:58,826 Cool. Still not your dad. 594 00:26:58,909 --> 00:27:02,204 Yeah, no, I know. I wish he was. 595 00:27:02,996 --> 00:27:04,706 My dad does not give a shit. 596 00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:08,418 You're so lucky. 597 00:27:08,502 --> 00:27:10,087 You can go now. 598 00:27:10,170 --> 00:27:12,005 - Yeah, cool. - Yeah. 599 00:27:25,519 --> 00:27:26,728 - Hey, sweetie. - Hi. 600 00:27:26,812 --> 00:27:28,063 Hey! 601 00:27:28,147 --> 00:27:31,066 I'm glad you're here. I got something for you. 602 00:27:35,779 --> 00:27:37,072 - Really? - Yeah. 603 00:27:37,156 --> 00:27:38,740 Oh, my God. 604 00:27:38,824 --> 00:27:40,325 Dad! 605 00:27:40,409 --> 00:27:41,910 Got you a little helmet. 606 00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:44,246 - Please wear the helmet. - Of course. 607 00:27:44,329 --> 00:27:46,665 This is so cool. 608 00:27:49,376 --> 00:27:50,627 What's up? 609 00:27:58,719 --> 00:28:00,262 I have to tell you something. 610 00:28:01,263 --> 00:28:02,264 Okay. 611 00:28:03,807 --> 00:28:04,808 So… 612 00:29:30,310 --> 00:29:32,229 Bye-bye.