1 00:00:05,966 --> 00:00:08,051 Alright, what's next? Ah! History paper. 2 00:00:08,135 --> 00:00:10,262 I'm going to help you with that later. 3 00:00:10,345 --> 00:00:12,347 Spanish project. Did you get an extension? 4 00:00:14,433 --> 00:00:16,018 - Sorry, what? - Oh, boy. 5 00:00:16,101 --> 00:00:18,604 Spooner, you're gonna have to help him with his Spanish project. 6 00:00:18,687 --> 00:00:20,981 Also, you have a stats final on Monday. 7 00:00:21,064 --> 00:00:22,274 - JD. - Pig Tits. 8 00:00:22,357 --> 00:00:23,859 - Fuck you, bro. - JD is going to help you 9 00:00:23,942 --> 00:00:25,319 with your stats final. 10 00:00:25,402 --> 00:00:28,363 Alright. I gotta get going. Just keep working. 11 00:00:28,447 --> 00:00:29,781 - Thank you, Rooster. - See ya, Grg. 12 00:00:29,865 --> 00:00:31,658 - See ya. - I believe in you! 13 00:00:32,576 --> 00:00:34,411 - Guys wanna take a weed break? - Way ahead of you. 14 00:00:37,122 --> 00:00:38,665 Hey, boys. 15 00:00:38,749 --> 00:00:40,292 - Thanks for helping Tommy. - Hey. 16 00:00:40,375 --> 00:00:42,169 Now, sit your asses down and get back to work, 17 00:00:42,252 --> 00:00:43,629 or I'm gonna fucking kill you. 18 00:00:43,712 --> 00:00:46,006 - Mom! - Tommy was a 14-pound baby. 19 00:00:46,089 --> 00:00:48,675 He ripped me open from my vagina to my rectum. 20 00:00:50,177 --> 00:00:52,262 And I didn't go through all that to have him flunk out. 21 00:00:52,346 --> 00:00:53,889 - Yes, ma'am. - Yes, yeah. 22 00:00:53,972 --> 00:00:55,516 Great. Love you, Peanut. 23 00:00:55,599 --> 00:00:56,600 Love you. 24 00:00:58,018 --> 00:00:59,061 What the fuck was that? 25 00:00:59,144 --> 00:01:00,979 Did you actually rip her vagina? 26 00:01:01,063 --> 00:01:02,064 Shut up. 27 00:01:03,065 --> 00:01:05,275 Okay, guys, I know that we had a slideshow today, 28 00:01:05,359 --> 00:01:08,195 but it's really hard to teach when you're making out like that. 29 00:01:08,278 --> 00:01:10,781 I'm not responsible for what happens when the lights go out. 30 00:01:10,864 --> 00:01:12,658 I think you are, George. 31 00:01:12,741 --> 00:01:14,743 - Sure. Later, love. - Hey! 32 00:01:14,826 --> 00:01:15,953 Hey! 33 00:01:16,036 --> 00:01:17,496 Are you ready to feel better? 34 00:01:17,579 --> 00:01:19,873 - Fuckin'-A right, I am. - Alright. 35 00:01:19,957 --> 00:01:22,751 This is day one of me getting my life back. 36 00:01:23,377 --> 00:01:24,878 The bikes are pretty far away. 37 00:01:24,962 --> 00:01:26,880 I think you might have put that on a little too early. 38 00:01:26,964 --> 00:01:28,048 I don't care. 39 00:01:29,049 --> 00:01:31,009 You should put yours on, too, so I don't feel stupid. 40 00:01:33,595 --> 00:01:35,222 - Let's roll. - Let's do it. 41 00:01:36,932 --> 00:01:38,976 - Hey, how you doing? - Hey, what's up? 42 00:01:39,059 --> 00:01:40,435 Woo-hoo! 43 00:01:41,937 --> 00:01:43,897 Whoa! 44 00:01:46,817 --> 00:01:49,069 Okay, I have to tell you something. 45 00:01:50,070 --> 00:01:52,072 It's been a really hard decision, 46 00:01:52,155 --> 00:01:55,117 but I am declining the job offer from Biotecha. 47 00:01:56,034 --> 00:01:57,828 I'm gonna stay here with Archie, instead. 48 00:01:59,121 --> 00:02:01,415 Oh. I gotta process that. 49 00:02:01,498 --> 00:02:03,083 Did she tell you? 50 00:02:03,166 --> 00:02:05,419 Is that not the dumbest thing you ever heard your whole life? 51 00:02:05,502 --> 00:02:07,337 I am processing. 52 00:02:07,421 --> 00:02:08,714 Alright. 53 00:02:08,797 --> 00:02:11,258 Process away, Walter. Oh! 54 00:02:11,341 --> 00:02:14,052 Gotta say, I am loving our new vests. 55 00:02:14,136 --> 00:02:17,347 I mean, rubber sportswear has always really suited me. 56 00:02:17,431 --> 00:02:18,431 I'm ready. 57 00:02:19,182 --> 00:02:20,183 Here we go, yes! 58 00:02:21,935 --> 00:02:25,606 I support you. You should do whatever is right for you. 59 00:02:26,690 --> 00:02:28,942 - Thank you. - No. The fuck? 60 00:02:29,026 --> 00:02:30,694 Relax, I'm not done. 61 00:02:30,777 --> 00:02:33,322 You just gotta make sure 62 00:02:33,405 --> 00:02:37,117 Archie's making the same commitment to you that you're making to him. Got it? 63 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:38,785 - Okay. - Or I'll kill him. 64 00:02:38,869 --> 00:02:40,037 As would I. 65 00:02:44,875 --> 00:02:48,837 Fucking Russia, and Stalin. 66 00:02:48,920 --> 00:02:51,757 Fucking fuckity fuck. 67 00:02:52,591 --> 00:02:53,493 Hey, Archie. 68 00:02:53,508 --> 00:02:54,926 - Is this a good time? - Mm-hmm. 69 00:02:55,010 --> 00:02:56,386 Always a good time! Yeah, I actually… 70 00:02:56,470 --> 00:02:58,096 I could do with a break. I gotta move, anyway. 71 00:02:58,180 --> 00:03:00,641 Gotta get the blood flowing, yeah? 72 00:03:00,724 --> 00:03:03,477 Gotta have a shimmy shake. A shimmy-shimmy shake. You wanna join? 73 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:05,187 No, I'm good. 74 00:03:05,937 --> 00:03:07,439 You canceled classes the last two days. 75 00:03:07,522 --> 00:03:10,067 Sorry, no. Yeah, I did. I had to cancel 'cause of a book deadline. 76 00:03:10,150 --> 00:03:12,319 And I've just sort of been at it 77 00:03:12,402 --> 00:03:15,572 for 36 hours straight, so, muddling through. 78 00:03:16,406 --> 00:03:18,116 You ever had one of these Celsius beverages? 79 00:03:18,825 --> 00:03:20,285 One of my students got me onto it, 80 00:03:20,369 --> 00:03:23,038 and it does remind me a bit of cocaine, actually. 81 00:03:23,121 --> 00:03:24,581 The feeling you get from cocaine, 82 00:03:24,665 --> 00:03:26,458 but not the dark sorta scary part of cocaine. 83 00:03:26,541 --> 00:03:28,335 More the bit when, you know, you… It's fun, 84 00:03:28,418 --> 00:03:30,087 and you meet people, but… 85 00:03:30,170 --> 00:03:32,089 But no, I can't really believe they let kids drink that. 86 00:03:32,172 --> 00:03:34,049 It's not good for you. Can't be. 87 00:03:34,132 --> 00:03:36,009 - I don't think it is. - God, my heart is… 88 00:03:36,093 --> 00:03:38,512 It's beating so fast, it's… 89 00:03:40,097 --> 00:03:42,099 - Can you hear that? - Mm-mm. 90 00:03:45,769 --> 00:03:49,481 I'm gonna go. Don't cancel any more classes. 91 00:03:49,564 --> 00:03:51,358 It's like a fucking nightclub in here, do you know what I mean? 92 00:03:51,441 --> 00:03:52,818 Mm-hmm. 93 00:03:53,777 --> 00:03:55,445 Good luck with the book. 94 00:04:26,810 --> 00:04:27,810 How you doing? 95 00:04:27,853 --> 00:04:28,854 Ah, fuck off. 96 00:04:29,813 --> 00:04:31,398 There he is. 97 00:04:31,481 --> 00:04:33,608 So, what's up? 98 00:04:33,692 --> 00:04:36,820 I told the guys on the team that I was coming to see you, 99 00:04:36,903 --> 00:04:38,363 and they all really miss you. 100 00:04:38,447 --> 00:04:40,198 - Bullshit. - They do. 101 00:04:40,282 --> 00:04:42,033 Remember when you peed on the ice? 102 00:04:42,117 --> 00:04:44,035 - I wish I could. - You can still see it. 103 00:04:44,119 --> 00:04:46,580 Every time they skate over it, I see 'em smile a little bit. 104 00:04:46,663 --> 00:04:48,582 That is precious. 105 00:04:48,665 --> 00:04:50,584 Thank you for sharing that. 106 00:04:50,667 --> 00:04:53,128 So, how's rehab going? 107 00:04:53,211 --> 00:04:54,629 Yeah, pretty good. 108 00:04:54,713 --> 00:04:56,131 Cristle was a big help. 109 00:04:56,214 --> 00:04:57,632 She found me an amazing place. 110 00:04:57,716 --> 00:04:59,301 - That's great. - Yeah. 111 00:04:59,384 --> 00:05:03,263 Spend most of my time now in group therapy or playing online blackjack. 112 00:05:03,346 --> 00:05:06,808 Since I got sober, the world of gambling has really opened up to me. 113 00:05:06,892 --> 00:05:08,393 - Silver lining. - Well, sounds like fun. 114 00:05:08,477 --> 00:05:10,145 Yeah, good people. 115 00:05:10,228 --> 00:05:12,606 Look, Greg's leaving us in a few days. 116 00:05:12,689 --> 00:05:14,649 - That's right. - And we wanted to see 117 00:05:14,733 --> 00:05:18,320 if you would be able to resume coaching after Christmas break. 118 00:05:18,403 --> 00:05:22,199 Ah, my program's eight weeks, you know, so I should probably see that through. 119 00:05:22,282 --> 00:05:23,909 - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 120 00:05:23,992 --> 00:05:27,037 But on the other hand, I'm not a pussy. 121 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:29,164 And I got this demon inside of me that's screaming, 122 00:05:29,247 --> 00:05:30,999 "Fuck, yeah. Rock and roll!" 123 00:05:31,082 --> 00:05:33,418 Maybe let's not listen to the demon. 124 00:05:33,502 --> 00:05:34,920 I don't think you should listen to the demon. 125 00:05:35,003 --> 00:05:37,380 I'll just talk to Walt, and we'll see 126 00:05:37,464 --> 00:05:40,342 if we can get someone to cover for you until you're ready. 127 00:05:41,426 --> 00:05:42,844 Yeah, thank you. 128 00:05:42,928 --> 00:05:44,054 - I'm gonna go. - Okay, see ya. 129 00:05:44,137 --> 00:05:45,305 - Yeah. Thanks. - Alright. 130 00:05:48,558 --> 00:05:50,894 I bet you 50 bucks when she gets to the top of the stairs, 131 00:05:50,977 --> 00:05:52,687 she changes her mind and comes back down here. 132 00:05:52,771 --> 00:05:54,773 You know what? I don't think that you should 133 00:05:54,856 --> 00:05:56,733 replace alcohol with gambling. 134 00:05:56,817 --> 00:05:57,901 Oh, my God, what are you, my mom? 135 00:05:57,984 --> 00:05:59,194 - No. - Are you my mom? 136 00:05:59,277 --> 00:06:00,403 Are you gonna cinch your titties in your belt? 137 00:06:00,862 --> 00:06:01,862 I'm gonna go. 138 00:06:01,905 --> 00:06:03,156 - Come on. - Alright. 139 00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:04,783 Oh, my God. 140 00:06:04,866 --> 00:06:06,576 What's up, little bro? 141 00:06:06,660 --> 00:06:08,787 I'm researching a paper on World War II. 142 00:06:08,870 --> 00:06:11,206 You know who sucks? Germany. 143 00:06:11,289 --> 00:06:12,916 You should write that down. 144 00:06:13,667 --> 00:06:15,961 Just got a text from your mom. She said you guys 145 00:06:16,044 --> 00:06:17,712 are having dinner tomorrow night? 146 00:06:17,796 --> 00:06:19,840 Well, she's in Boston. I thought it might be nice 147 00:06:19,923 --> 00:06:21,967 if she came and told me that men don't matter 148 00:06:22,050 --> 00:06:24,386 - and I'm being weak. - Sounds fun. 149 00:06:25,220 --> 00:06:26,346 What have we got? 150 00:06:26,429 --> 00:06:29,516 Battle of Midway refers to where the battle took place. 151 00:06:29,599 --> 00:06:31,560 It is not the halfway point of the war. 152 00:06:31,643 --> 00:06:33,603 - That's confusing. - No, it's not. 153 00:06:33,687 --> 00:06:35,480 I saw Archie today. 154 00:06:35,564 --> 00:06:37,649 - Ah. - Just living his life. 155 00:06:37,732 --> 00:06:39,776 But it still knocks the wind out of me. 156 00:06:39,860 --> 00:06:41,862 - I'm so bored of myself. - Don't beat yourself up. 157 00:06:41,945 --> 00:06:44,322 I think you're gonna get over this faster than I did. 158 00:06:44,406 --> 00:06:46,533 Yeah, but getting my life back needs to be more 159 00:06:46,616 --> 00:06:48,076 than just bike rides, right? 160 00:06:48,159 --> 00:06:49,411 Oh, I have some Adderall, if you want. 161 00:06:49,494 --> 00:06:50,871 - No. - Maybe! 162 00:06:50,954 --> 00:06:53,582 Or, there's Dylan's tenure track program. 163 00:06:53,665 --> 00:06:55,166 This is my campus, too. I belong here. 164 00:06:55,250 --> 00:06:56,960 - You're a great teacher. - I am. 165 00:06:57,043 --> 00:06:58,253 - Yeah. - And you know why? 166 00:06:58,336 --> 00:07:00,213 - Don't. - I'm gonna say it. 167 00:07:00,297 --> 00:07:02,257 - Please don't. - Yep. You're a rock star. 168 00:07:02,340 --> 00:07:04,384 - There it is. - She hates it when I say that 169 00:07:04,467 --> 00:07:05,886 and I say it all the time. 170 00:07:05,969 --> 00:07:07,971 You know what? Screw it. I am a rock star. 171 00:07:08,054 --> 00:07:09,180 - You are a rock star. - You know what else? 172 00:07:09,264 --> 00:07:10,473 I'm wicked smart. 173 00:07:10,557 --> 00:07:11,975 You're wicked smart. 174 00:07:12,058 --> 00:07:14,311 You see? I can be fun when I want to. 175 00:07:14,394 --> 00:07:16,146 I just don't often want to. 176 00:07:16,229 --> 00:07:19,149 Plus, I'm like, girl-next-door hot, right? 177 00:07:19,232 --> 00:07:20,525 Well, don't look at me. Ask him. 178 00:07:20,609 --> 00:07:22,986 You are the most beautiful girl in the world. 179 00:07:23,069 --> 00:07:25,405 You see what I'm working with over here? You answer me. 180 00:07:26,323 --> 00:07:27,324 Fine, I… 181 00:07:28,533 --> 00:07:30,535 Well, I might have seen a list that you were on 182 00:07:30,619 --> 00:07:32,120 of Ludlow's hottest teachers. 183 00:07:32,203 --> 00:07:34,289 - What number was I? - Four. 184 00:07:35,165 --> 00:07:37,000 - Wow! - Hell yeah, top five. 185 00:07:37,083 --> 00:07:39,044 - Alright! Yeah, yeah! - Hell yeah, top five. 186 00:07:39,127 --> 00:07:41,463 Boom, four! Nice! 187 00:07:41,546 --> 00:07:42,547 Wow. 188 00:07:44,382 --> 00:07:47,594 Good morning! Good morning. 189 00:07:47,677 --> 00:07:49,554 I'm sure you all suffered through a long night 190 00:07:49,638 --> 00:07:53,350 with the last-second assignment I bestowed upon you, but… 191 00:07:53,433 --> 00:07:55,810 Part of being in my level 400 seminar 192 00:07:55,894 --> 00:07:58,438 is total and utter commitment 193 00:07:58,521 --> 00:08:01,191 to the majesty of world history. 194 00:08:01,274 --> 00:08:04,736 With that being in mind, what did you think of my book? 195 00:08:04,819 --> 00:08:07,572 I only got through the first 600 pages. 196 00:08:07,656 --> 00:08:09,199 That's okay, Ruben. Let's just hope that I don't 197 00:08:09,282 --> 00:08:10,367 show the same lack of stamina 198 00:08:10,450 --> 00:08:12,202 when it comes to grading your final thesis. 199 00:08:12,285 --> 00:08:13,453 Let's hope I get to the end of that. 200 00:08:13,536 --> 00:08:15,288 Come on, guys, I want some feedback. 201 00:08:15,372 --> 00:08:16,998 Don't pull your punches. 202 00:08:17,082 --> 00:08:18,541 What do you got? What do you got? 203 00:08:18,625 --> 00:08:22,253 Well, I know it's nonfiction, but the writing feels almost poetic. 204 00:08:22,337 --> 00:08:23,880 Reminds me of Pushkin. 205 00:08:23,964 --> 00:08:26,549 Do you know, that's exactly what I was going for, Pushkin. 206 00:08:26,633 --> 00:08:28,677 - Thank you, Eli. Very good. - That being said, 207 00:08:28,760 --> 00:08:31,346 it could benefit from some judicious trims. 208 00:08:31,429 --> 00:08:33,223 Mm, well, yeah, you know… 209 00:08:33,306 --> 00:08:35,558 I'd argue that, that the length is warranted 210 00:08:35,642 --> 00:08:37,894 - for a book of this caliber. - Maybe just not this much length. 211 00:08:37,978 --> 00:08:40,313 Oh, look who it is again! 212 00:08:40,397 --> 00:08:42,023 Someone likes the sound of their own voice. 213 00:08:42,107 --> 00:08:43,650 You know what, don't… Just give 'em back to me. 214 00:08:43,733 --> 00:08:45,318 I've already handed it in to my editor anyway, so… 215 00:08:45,402 --> 00:08:47,195 If you already handed it in, why did you make us read it? 216 00:08:47,988 --> 00:08:51,324 Because I mistook you, clearly, for fellow intellects. 217 00:08:51,408 --> 00:08:53,201 But, don't worry about it. The world will always need 218 00:08:53,284 --> 00:08:55,245 extra security guards and DJs. 219 00:08:55,328 --> 00:08:56,955 Now, get out. Go on. 220 00:08:57,038 --> 00:08:58,289 But class just started. 221 00:08:58,373 --> 00:08:59,916 Go on, fuckity-bye! 222 00:09:06,047 --> 00:09:07,674 What do I expect from a bunch of kids 223 00:09:07,757 --> 00:09:10,093 with prefrontal cortexes that aren't even developed yet? 224 00:09:10,176 --> 00:09:12,345 Prefrontal cortex only impacts impulse control 225 00:09:12,429 --> 00:09:14,014 and decision-making, not critical thinking. 226 00:09:14,097 --> 00:09:15,724 I knew that. 227 00:09:16,725 --> 00:09:19,310 Look, I know that compliments are like fuel for you, 228 00:09:19,394 --> 00:09:20,729 but truly brilliant people 229 00:09:20,812 --> 00:09:22,272 do not need to be told that they are brilliant. 230 00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:24,774 Well, then how do they know? 231 00:09:27,610 --> 00:09:29,237 Insecurity's not a great look for me. 232 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:31,489 I'm just gonna brush it off, I'm just gonna… 233 00:09:31,573 --> 00:09:33,158 - I'll get this side. - Got a little bit there? 234 00:09:33,241 --> 00:09:34,534 There he is. 235 00:09:35,785 --> 00:09:38,371 Things are great, anyway. And somebody told me 236 00:09:38,455 --> 00:09:41,666 that this place is available next semester. 237 00:09:41,750 --> 00:09:43,793 Behold. Our new home. 238 00:09:45,086 --> 00:09:46,171 "Our"? 239 00:09:46,254 --> 00:09:48,089 We're having a baby, Bug. 240 00:09:48,173 --> 00:09:50,383 Pretty sure that Robin's gonna wanna live with his mother. 241 00:09:51,217 --> 00:09:52,886 I still hate "Robin." 242 00:09:55,638 --> 00:09:56,765 Who's living there now? 243 00:09:56,848 --> 00:09:59,642 Just someone who's bathing the whole place in good vibes. 244 00:10:10,070 --> 00:10:12,238 You know, Greg, I was just with the head of the trustees, 245 00:10:12,322 --> 00:10:14,574 and that rascal loves his e-bike. 246 00:10:14,657 --> 00:10:18,078 Unfortunately, he shattered every bone in his right hand. 247 00:10:18,161 --> 00:10:19,662 I can't hear you. You have to wait 248 00:10:19,746 --> 00:10:22,082 until I am in the room before you start talking. 249 00:10:22,165 --> 00:10:23,583 Fair enough. 250 00:10:23,666 --> 00:10:26,294 How did he break his hand? Did he fall? 251 00:10:26,377 --> 00:10:27,712 So, you can hear me? 252 00:10:27,796 --> 00:10:31,800 You got me. You have a very loud voice, and we never need to be in the same room. 253 00:10:32,509 --> 00:10:34,219 Unfortunately, when I was talking to Graham 254 00:10:34,302 --> 00:10:37,347 about finding yet another interim hockey coach… 255 00:10:38,223 --> 00:10:40,016 he said that the whole hockey program 256 00:10:40,100 --> 00:10:41,434 was "trimmable fat." 257 00:10:41,518 --> 00:10:43,061 No, he can't… Come on. 258 00:10:43,144 --> 00:10:45,271 The boys have been working so hard, this would kill 'em. 259 00:10:46,356 --> 00:10:47,816 Oh, you know what? We're getting better. 260 00:10:47,899 --> 00:10:50,527 You should have Graham come to the game tomorrow night. 261 00:10:50,610 --> 00:10:52,237 We're playing Pruitt. I think we can give 'em 262 00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:54,030 - a run for their money. - Let's hope so. 263 00:10:54,114 --> 00:10:57,450 I tried to impress upon him that every decision 264 00:10:57,534 --> 00:10:59,869 doesn't have to be based on budgetary concerns, 265 00:10:59,953 --> 00:11:01,913 and he laughed so hard he cracked a tooth. 266 00:11:01,996 --> 00:11:03,540 Sounds like a very fragile man. 267 00:11:03,623 --> 00:11:05,708 - He's 80, Greg. - Not sure that means teeth 268 00:11:05,792 --> 00:11:07,877 should fall out when you laugh. 269 00:11:07,961 --> 00:11:09,879 Sorry, Dylan, but you told anyone that would listen 270 00:11:09,963 --> 00:11:12,340 about your idea to fast-track young professors for tenure, 271 00:11:12,423 --> 00:11:14,843 - so that was your mistake. - I like this energy. 272 00:11:14,926 --> 00:11:17,345 - I'm proactive now. - Fun. 273 00:11:17,428 --> 00:11:20,390 - But I got class. - Not for two minutes. 274 00:11:20,473 --> 00:11:22,433 Yeah, but last night I fell into a tequila 275 00:11:22,517 --> 00:11:25,270 and soldiers surprising their children on Instagram rabbit hole, 276 00:11:25,353 --> 00:11:27,063 so I gotta figure out what I'm teaching today. 277 00:11:27,147 --> 00:11:29,315 I'll be so quick. Please? 278 00:11:30,650 --> 00:11:32,652 - Fine, hit me. - Okay, phew. 279 00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:35,196 We currently only have one art history professor 280 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:36,656 with tenure here at Ludlow, 281 00:11:36,739 --> 00:11:39,617 and the only class he teaches is called Nudes. 282 00:11:39,701 --> 00:11:40,952 No one's even sure it's an art class. 283 00:11:41,035 --> 00:11:42,245 Yeah, I gotta look into that. 284 00:11:42,328 --> 00:11:45,248 I've already had two articles published in the October Journal. 285 00:11:45,331 --> 00:11:48,376 I have had communication with a curator at ICA Boston 286 00:11:48,459 --> 00:11:52,881 who can bring more contemporary pieces to Cabot Museum, and I'm a great teacher. 287 00:11:52,964 --> 00:11:54,132 So, what do you think? 288 00:11:55,341 --> 00:11:57,135 I think you're a perfect candidate for tenure. 289 00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:00,972 Five years? How is that fast-tracking? 290 00:12:01,055 --> 00:12:04,392 Because it usually takes longer. Why would you rain on her parade? 291 00:12:04,475 --> 00:12:06,394 Ignore him. I am so proud of you. 292 00:12:06,477 --> 00:12:07,770 - Thanks, Mom. - You're welcome. 293 00:12:07,854 --> 00:12:09,105 You've always been so good at saying 294 00:12:09,189 --> 00:12:10,398 things like that to me. 295 00:12:10,481 --> 00:12:11,774 I'm so sorry your father isn't. 296 00:12:11,858 --> 00:12:13,735 Okay, it's funny. 297 00:12:13,818 --> 00:12:14,721 He loves you, 298 00:12:14,736 --> 00:12:16,529 - he just doesn't know how to show it. - Okay. 299 00:12:16,613 --> 00:12:18,531 - I hate it, I hate when you do this thing. - You understand that, right? 300 00:12:18,615 --> 00:12:20,158 I'm gonna go to hockey practice, and you guys 301 00:12:20,241 --> 00:12:22,410 - have fun being jerks. - "Have fun being jerks." 302 00:12:22,493 --> 00:12:24,287 - Grumpy. - I love you, 303 00:12:24,370 --> 00:12:26,831 and I always will, even though you are mean people. 304 00:12:29,918 --> 00:12:31,085 So how's he been doing? 305 00:12:31,169 --> 00:12:32,337 Actually, really good. 306 00:12:32,420 --> 00:12:33,671 - Yeah? - Yeah. 307 00:12:33,755 --> 00:12:36,299 He took that picture of you down, thank God. 308 00:12:36,382 --> 00:12:37,508 - What? - Yeah. 309 00:12:37,592 --> 00:12:39,552 - Wow. - I know. 310 00:12:39,636 --> 00:12:41,763 Wow, okay! 311 00:12:41,846 --> 00:12:43,431 - Mom, don't. - Don't what? 312 00:12:43,514 --> 00:12:46,267 Come on. He's finally getting over you. 313 00:12:46,351 --> 00:12:47,393 Oh, honey. 314 00:12:47,477 --> 00:12:48,811 No, no. Mm-mm. 315 00:12:48,895 --> 00:12:52,023 He's not getting over me, because nobody ever does. 316 00:12:53,399 --> 00:12:55,401 I'm not laughing. 317 00:12:55,485 --> 00:12:57,737 Oh, can't a woman just want her ex-husband 318 00:12:57,820 --> 00:13:00,281 to sadly worship her for the rest of his life? 319 00:13:00,365 --> 00:13:02,659 - Jesus, Mom. - That's wrong, right? 320 00:13:02,742 --> 00:13:04,035 - I'm going to work. - Okay. 321 00:13:04,118 --> 00:13:05,912 That's not okay, not healthy? 322 00:13:05,995 --> 00:13:07,705 - Mom. - Working on it, mm-hmm. 323 00:13:07,789 --> 00:13:08,789 Bad girl. 324 00:13:10,750 --> 00:13:13,795 Alright, find your center. Who you got? Who you got? 325 00:13:13,878 --> 00:13:15,380 Take a shot, DJ. 326 00:13:15,463 --> 00:13:16,798 Take it! 327 00:13:16,881 --> 00:13:19,342 Oh, yes! Oh-ho-ho! 328 00:13:20,426 --> 00:13:23,346 Do you believe in miracles? 329 00:13:23,429 --> 00:13:25,974 Nice. Alright. Bring it in. 330 00:13:26,057 --> 00:13:27,850 Good job. 331 00:13:27,934 --> 00:13:30,395 I don't want any of you to worry about Brad. 332 00:13:30,478 --> 00:13:31,980 I know there was a lot of blood, 333 00:13:32,063 --> 00:13:33,648 but it turns out he didn't take a hit. 334 00:13:33,731 --> 00:13:36,067 It's just something that happens when he gets anxious. 335 00:13:36,150 --> 00:13:38,111 - Brad, you good? - Yeah. 336 00:13:38,194 --> 00:13:40,655 So, tomorrow we have Pruitt, and they are good, 337 00:13:40,738 --> 00:13:42,573 but I feel confident. How do you guys feel? 338 00:13:43,157 --> 00:13:44,060 Scared. 339 00:13:44,075 --> 00:13:45,326 There's no reason to be scared. 340 00:13:45,410 --> 00:13:46,911 I got my front teeth knocked out last time. 341 00:13:47,829 --> 00:13:49,580 - These are veneers. - Well, the good news, Lucas, 342 00:13:49,664 --> 00:13:50,873 is that they look amazing. 343 00:13:50,957 --> 00:13:53,167 Alright, Pruitt is a great team. 344 00:13:53,251 --> 00:13:56,713 They are faster than we are. They are definitely bigger than we are. 345 00:13:56,796 --> 00:13:58,923 They have that number 49. 346 00:13:59,007 --> 00:14:01,509 Big, thick mustache on that guy. 347 00:14:01,592 --> 00:14:04,053 Probably only plays hockey at night 348 00:14:04,137 --> 00:14:06,639 to release all that violent fury that he builds up 349 00:14:06,723 --> 00:14:08,850 during the day working on the docks. 350 00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:16,899 And, now is a really bad time for me to have lost my train of thought. 351 00:14:16,983 --> 00:14:19,485 I know I don't say this a lot, but I love you guys… 352 00:14:19,569 --> 00:14:23,573 Who cares? Don't baby 'em! You're their coach, not their nanny! 353 00:14:23,656 --> 00:14:26,159 Donnie, this is a closed practice. 354 00:14:26,242 --> 00:14:27,994 Not for me. I've got a badge. 355 00:14:31,039 --> 00:14:33,666 At the movie theater. I have a badge at the movie theater. 356 00:14:33,750 --> 00:14:36,794 I went last night for the 15-year anniversary 357 00:14:36,878 --> 00:14:38,129 of We Bought a Zoo. 358 00:14:38,212 --> 00:14:40,757 - I never saw that. - Oh, my God, it changed my life! 359 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:43,551 Did you know you can just buy a zoo? 360 00:14:43,634 --> 00:14:46,054 - Okay. - It's based on a true story. 361 00:14:46,137 --> 00:14:48,890 - You know Matt Damon? - Oh, I love him. 362 00:14:48,973 --> 00:14:50,933 He explodes off the screen. 363 00:14:51,017 --> 00:14:53,227 Plus, you won't believe the animals they got in it. 364 00:14:53,311 --> 00:14:56,022 - Yeah, I'll check it out. - You will thank me. 365 00:14:56,105 --> 00:14:58,816 But as far as these guys go, they don't have a chance in hell 366 00:14:58,900 --> 00:15:02,528 if they don't stop acting like a bunch of little girls! 367 00:15:02,612 --> 00:15:04,614 - Thank you, Donnie. - Yeah. 368 00:15:04,697 --> 00:15:07,909 You know, I never thought I'd say this, but I agree with Officer Donnie. 369 00:15:07,992 --> 00:15:09,577 You are not going to win this game 370 00:15:09,660 --> 00:15:13,081 unless you stop acting like a bunch of little girls. 371 00:15:13,164 --> 00:15:17,377 Okay, for starters, I wasn't the first one to call them "little girls." 372 00:15:17,460 --> 00:15:19,087 That was a local police officer 373 00:15:19,170 --> 00:15:23,758 who I was having a conversation with about an obscure Matt Damon movie. 374 00:15:23,841 --> 00:15:25,593 Loved it. They buy a zoo. 375 00:15:25,676 --> 00:15:29,597 Okay, it's never okay to equate the female gender with weakness. 376 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:32,100 I completely agree. What I'm trying to say is, 377 00:15:32,183 --> 00:15:35,770 if you take little girls, like four or five years old, 378 00:15:35,853 --> 00:15:38,606 and put them on the ice with a men's college hockey team, 379 00:15:38,689 --> 00:15:40,316 they're going to get killed. 380 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:43,820 And I don't mean they're going to lose. I mean, they are actually going to die. 381 00:15:43,903 --> 00:15:46,280 Ooh! That's my editor, Brenda. I'm gonna have to take this. 382 00:15:47,448 --> 00:15:49,409 - Whatcha, Brenda? - Oh, tell Brenda 383 00:15:49,492 --> 00:15:51,202 that we all think that you're the worst. 384 00:15:51,285 --> 00:15:52,954 I didn't expect to hear from you so soon. 385 00:15:53,037 --> 00:15:56,082 Not like my book's 180 pages of a guy called Rooster 386 00:15:56,165 --> 00:15:58,126 shooting people in the face and fornicating. 387 00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:00,962 There's other stuff that happens. 388 00:16:01,045 --> 00:16:03,381 So, come on, pins and needles. What do you think? 389 00:16:04,632 --> 00:16:06,300 That's… 390 00:16:06,384 --> 00:16:07,510 That's… 391 00:16:07,593 --> 00:16:08,761 that's amazing. 392 00:16:10,054 --> 00:16:11,054 Brilliant. 393 00:16:11,764 --> 00:16:16,394 I could have just as easily said, "Don't play like little boys." 394 00:16:16,477 --> 00:16:18,438 I'm gonna miss this, Greg. 395 00:16:18,521 --> 00:16:19,939 I'm gonna miss it, too. 396 00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:21,691 What do you mean, you're not gonna publish it? 397 00:16:21,774 --> 00:16:23,943 You can't make that decision after only reading a few chapters. 398 00:16:28,364 --> 00:16:29,615 Mm-hmm. 399 00:16:29,699 --> 00:16:31,909 Well, somebody here loved it so much 400 00:16:31,993 --> 00:16:34,203 that they actually read 600 pages last night, so… 401 00:16:36,497 --> 00:16:37,582 Yeah. 402 00:16:37,665 --> 00:16:38,791 Sure. 403 00:16:39,792 --> 00:16:43,588 I'm just so tickled by the news. I'm gonna have to call you back. 404 00:16:43,671 --> 00:16:46,090 Oh, this is Brenda. Yeah. 405 00:16:46,174 --> 00:16:47,383 Bye! 406 00:16:48,342 --> 00:16:49,719 And? 407 00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:51,721 - She loved it. - Oh! 408 00:16:51,804 --> 00:16:52,805 - Of course she did. - Yes! 409 00:16:52,889 --> 00:16:53,890 - Yeah, come on! - Come on! 410 00:16:53,973 --> 00:16:55,892 - Okay! - Give me a hug. Oh! 411 00:16:55,975 --> 00:16:57,518 Yes. 412 00:16:57,602 --> 00:17:00,271 Wow. You're the author of a book. 413 00:17:00,354 --> 00:17:01,939 Of course, I couldn't have anticipated it. 414 00:17:02,023 --> 00:17:05,151 Your mom dropped by to see me this morning. 415 00:17:05,234 --> 00:17:09,113 Will you please tell her that it was lovely to see her? 416 00:17:09,197 --> 00:17:10,323 Yeah, I sure will. 417 00:17:10,406 --> 00:17:12,158 Would you like me to make that sound more sincere? 418 00:17:12,241 --> 00:17:13,784 I'd appreciate it. 419 00:17:13,868 --> 00:17:16,537 Now, I read over Dylan's recommendations. 420 00:17:16,621 --> 00:17:18,664 Instead of waiting five years, 421 00:17:18,748 --> 00:17:21,667 how would you feel about starting tenure… 422 00:17:21,751 --> 00:17:22,751 in one? 423 00:17:23,586 --> 00:17:24,712 Are you serious? 424 00:17:24,795 --> 00:17:26,422 I'm always serious. 425 00:17:26,506 --> 00:17:29,342 Thank you, sir. You won't regret it. 426 00:17:29,425 --> 00:17:31,177 I believe in you. 427 00:17:35,556 --> 00:17:36,557 Hey, Cristle. 428 00:17:37,975 --> 00:17:39,602 When my mom was here, 429 00:17:39,685 --> 00:17:41,812 did my tenure come up at all? 430 00:17:43,231 --> 00:17:48,402 Well, if I said yes, would that make you happy or sad? 431 00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:50,655 Happy. 432 00:17:50,738 --> 00:17:52,823 God, Graham, if you're gonna ride that thing, 433 00:17:52,907 --> 00:17:54,492 you're gonna have to promise to be safer. 434 00:17:54,575 --> 00:17:58,204 I'm sorry, If I'm on a bike like that, I'm gonna do jumps. 435 00:17:59,288 --> 00:18:00,623 Let's talk about me for a second. 436 00:18:00,706 --> 00:18:03,209 I am looking to start my next chapter. 437 00:18:03,292 --> 00:18:05,336 - And my name is on this building. - Mom? 438 00:18:05,419 --> 00:18:06,671 Yes, hi! 439 00:18:06,754 --> 00:18:08,548 When you're done, may I have a word with you? 440 00:18:08,631 --> 00:18:10,174 Sure. 441 00:18:12,969 --> 00:18:15,054 That sound as ominous to you as it did to me? 442 00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:18,015 Alright, boys, have a seat. 443 00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:20,142 Listen up. 444 00:18:20,226 --> 00:18:22,144 Before we go out and beat Pruitt… 445 00:18:23,271 --> 00:18:26,440 Yep, I said it, "beat Pruitt." Thought it might be nice 446 00:18:26,524 --> 00:18:28,651 for you to hear some words from an old friend. 447 00:18:28,734 --> 00:18:30,736 Boys! 448 00:18:30,820 --> 00:18:34,365 Boom, hey! Alright! 449 00:18:34,448 --> 00:18:35,992 Alright, there we go! 450 00:18:36,075 --> 00:18:38,536 Oh, man. 451 00:18:38,619 --> 00:18:40,746 They've all grown up so much. 452 00:18:41,956 --> 00:18:44,500 Greg told me you guys are a little down on yourselves. 453 00:18:44,584 --> 00:18:46,586 And I guess I just wanted to say, 454 00:18:46,669 --> 00:18:49,505 if I can take my shit heap of a life and turn it around, 455 00:18:49,589 --> 00:18:51,632 I damn sure know that you can go out there 456 00:18:51,716 --> 00:18:53,551 - and kick Pruitt's ass! - That's right! 457 00:18:53,634 --> 00:18:55,428 Yeah! 458 00:18:55,511 --> 00:18:56,596 You can kick A. 459 00:18:56,679 --> 00:18:58,139 So, I want you to go out there today… 460 00:18:58,222 --> 00:19:00,558 Oh, hold on, hold on, Greg. Actually, this is a good chance 461 00:19:00,641 --> 00:19:02,435 - to make some amends. - Mm… 462 00:19:02,518 --> 00:19:04,437 - You don't need to… - Yeah, Lucas? Lucas. 463 00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:06,147 Yeah. Remember when you told me 464 00:19:06,230 --> 00:19:08,482 that your ADD medication had stopped working for a couple months? 465 00:19:08,566 --> 00:19:10,484 - Yeah. - Well, it did. 466 00:19:10,568 --> 00:19:13,946 I was grinding 'em up and snorting 'em every morning to get out of bed. 467 00:19:14,030 --> 00:19:15,406 What were the pills I was taking? 468 00:19:15,489 --> 00:19:18,200 Those were just tablets I use to clean my fish tank. 469 00:19:18,284 --> 00:19:20,119 - And they died, so… - Okay, good. 470 00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:21,412 - Thank you, Coach. - Yeah. 471 00:19:21,495 --> 00:19:22,580 - Appreciate it. - No, I've got more. 472 00:19:22,663 --> 00:19:24,165 - No, no, no. - Sam! 473 00:19:24,248 --> 00:19:26,459 - Remember when your bike got stolen? - Yeah. 474 00:19:26,542 --> 00:19:28,628 I told you that DJ had been eyeing it for a couple weeks, 475 00:19:28,711 --> 00:19:30,630 and that he talked about what an awesome feeling 476 00:19:30,713 --> 00:19:32,214 it would be to steal from a dear friend? 477 00:19:32,298 --> 00:19:34,300 That was me. I took it. 478 00:19:34,383 --> 00:19:36,677 And I traded it for a single six-pack of JuneShine, 479 00:19:36,761 --> 00:19:38,387 - whatever the fuck that is. - Okay. 480 00:19:38,471 --> 00:19:41,057 Guys, you know, it'll be a really healthy experience 481 00:19:41,140 --> 00:19:43,517 - for you to rekindle that friendship. - What he said, okay? 482 00:19:43,601 --> 00:19:46,020 And honestly, if anybody's missing anything, 483 00:19:46,103 --> 00:19:48,147 I took so much stuff I can't really remember. 484 00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:49,815 Like this necklace. 485 00:19:49,899 --> 00:19:52,360 This was way too nice to sell. 486 00:19:52,443 --> 00:19:53,778 Look at that. That's real gold. 487 00:19:53,861 --> 00:19:55,321 - That's really nice. - Okay, who do we got? 488 00:19:55,404 --> 00:19:56,489 Neal! Really? 489 00:19:56,572 --> 00:19:57,657 - It's a cross. - Alright. 490 00:19:57,740 --> 00:19:58,824 I had you pegged as a Jew. 491 00:19:58,908 --> 00:20:00,326 Alright. Brad. 492 00:20:00,409 --> 00:20:02,286 Hey, you're the only guy I came through for. 493 00:20:02,370 --> 00:20:03,871 Remember that grad student you were dating? 494 00:20:03,954 --> 00:20:05,498 She dropped you like a sack of hot potatoes? 495 00:20:05,581 --> 00:20:07,208 Well, that's 'cause I was banging her, you know? 496 00:20:07,291 --> 00:20:08,709 - Oh. - And she was trouble. 497 00:20:08,793 --> 00:20:11,337 So, you're welcome. Alright, guys. 498 00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:12,838 Go get 'em. Play hard! 499 00:20:12,922 --> 00:20:14,090 - Whoo! - Thanks, Coach. 500 00:20:14,173 --> 00:20:15,299 You got it! 501 00:20:19,178 --> 00:20:21,222 Alright, let's go out and have some fun. 502 00:20:28,979 --> 00:20:31,232 Okay. Good energy. 503 00:20:34,777 --> 00:20:35,903 Attaway, Bobby! 504 00:20:37,571 --> 00:20:38,823 Holy mackerel! 505 00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:45,037 Let's go! Come on! 506 00:20:45,121 --> 00:20:47,206 Alright, alright, alright. 507 00:20:47,289 --> 00:20:50,167 - Good physical play. - Come on! Yeah! 508 00:20:54,088 --> 00:20:55,756 He's just a boy. 509 00:21:00,928 --> 00:21:02,430 Stop. It's over. 510 00:21:03,472 --> 00:21:05,766 Fuck, yeah! Make him bleed! 511 00:21:12,982 --> 00:21:14,483 Is his arm broken? 512 00:21:14,859 --> 00:21:15,901 Is his arm broken? 513 00:21:18,362 --> 00:21:19,572 - Yeah! - Get fucked! 514 00:21:23,284 --> 00:21:24,285 Go, DJ! 515 00:21:28,706 --> 00:21:30,875 Yeah! 516 00:21:30,958 --> 00:21:31,958 Yes! 517 00:21:36,422 --> 00:21:38,048 Alright, boys! 518 00:21:40,009 --> 00:21:40,911 Ludlow! 519 00:21:40,926 --> 00:21:44,430 This is the greatest fucking game ever. 520 00:21:44,513 --> 00:21:47,808 That was my son! My son scored. 521 00:21:47,892 --> 00:21:50,728 Hey, raise your hand if your son scored. 522 00:21:52,646 --> 00:21:56,108 Why would you stick your nose into this tenure stuff? 523 00:21:56,192 --> 00:21:58,527 You know how long I've been trying to get out of your shadow. 524 00:21:58,611 --> 00:22:02,281 Honey, if you want me to apologize for being your mom, I am not gonna do it. 525 00:22:02,364 --> 00:22:04,533 I have given you a lot of cool stuff. 526 00:22:04,617 --> 00:22:07,286 Big brain, great hair, perfect amount of freckles. 527 00:22:07,369 --> 00:22:09,079 Too many. Sometimes I cover them up. 528 00:22:09,163 --> 00:22:10,831 Why do you cover them up? 529 00:22:10,915 --> 00:22:12,583 Look, I know that being your daughter 530 00:22:12,666 --> 00:22:15,711 got me my interview here, but I got this job on my own. 531 00:22:19,548 --> 00:22:21,425 I didn't get the job myself, did I? 532 00:22:21,509 --> 00:22:23,385 Deep down, you had to know. 533 00:22:23,469 --> 00:22:24,970 I really didn't! 534 00:22:25,054 --> 00:22:30,976 You were an inexperienced 29-year-old, and you were offered a full professorship. 535 00:22:31,060 --> 00:22:32,561 How did you think that happened? 536 00:22:32,645 --> 00:22:36,023 'Cause I nailed the interview. And I wore a really cute outfit. 537 00:22:36,106 --> 00:22:37,316 Oh, God, I'm dumb. 538 00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:39,068 - You're not dumb. - I am, I'm dumb. 539 00:22:39,151 --> 00:22:40,528 I'm the dumbest person in the world. 540 00:22:40,611 --> 00:22:42,071 Nope. Naive, maybe. 541 00:22:42,154 --> 00:22:43,781 And that will fade with age. 542 00:22:43,864 --> 00:22:45,616 - Jesus Christ. - Holy shit. 543 00:22:45,699 --> 00:22:47,326 You stole the cock! Cool! 544 00:22:47,409 --> 00:22:49,328 Not cool. I didn't even do that on my own. 545 00:22:49,411 --> 00:22:52,373 - Oh. - I think I really believed 546 00:22:52,456 --> 00:22:55,251 that I did all this stuff myself because when it came to my life, 547 00:22:55,334 --> 00:22:58,504 Mom, honestly, you weren't overinvolved, 548 00:22:58,587 --> 00:23:01,298 or even, like, involved. No judgment. 549 00:23:01,382 --> 00:23:02,675 A little bit of judgment. 550 00:23:02,758 --> 00:23:04,343 A little bit of judgment, yeah. 551 00:23:04,426 --> 00:23:07,221 You know what? In my defense, it really wasn't even my I… 552 00:23:09,265 --> 00:23:10,599 Never mind. 553 00:23:14,603 --> 00:23:16,689 Whose idea was it? 554 00:23:16,772 --> 00:23:18,566 Rooster! Rooster! Rooster! 555 00:23:18,649 --> 00:23:21,193 - Alright, alright. Okay. - Rooster! Rooster! Rooster! 556 00:23:21,277 --> 00:23:23,863 - Rooster! Rooster! Rooster! - Okay, bring it down. Bring it down. 557 00:23:23,946 --> 00:23:26,198 I'm proud of you guys. You did a great job. 558 00:23:26,282 --> 00:23:30,202 No, no, no, hold on, hold on. Guys, guys, it was just one game. 559 00:23:30,286 --> 00:23:32,580 Keep that in mind, alright? 560 00:23:33,789 --> 00:23:36,125 But this is the best day of my life! 561 00:23:51,098 --> 00:23:52,808 Alright. Oh! God, you scared me. 562 00:23:52,892 --> 00:23:55,436 We won. Honey, we won! 563 00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:00,733 We won. 564 00:24:02,067 --> 00:24:03,319 How could you do this? 565 00:24:05,738 --> 00:24:07,823 I don't know, I guess it was kind of a fluke. 566 00:24:07,907 --> 00:24:10,242 I'm sure we will never win again. 567 00:24:10,326 --> 00:24:13,120 - What's going on? - Why did you take a job here? 568 00:24:14,121 --> 00:24:19,376 Because I like challenging myself and stepping outside of my comfort zone. 569 00:24:19,460 --> 00:24:22,171 - You hate both those things. - Not as much as I used to. 570 00:24:23,797 --> 00:24:27,760 So, you didn't take a job here as a trade-off so I wouldn't get fired? 571 00:24:28,844 --> 00:24:30,429 I was on my way out, Dad. 572 00:24:30,512 --> 00:24:33,682 Away from Archie and this fishbowl. 573 00:24:33,766 --> 00:24:35,726 And maybe if I'd gone somewhere else, 574 00:24:35,809 --> 00:24:37,770 it would've been a really good thing for me to find my own way. 575 00:24:37,853 --> 00:24:39,313 But you didn't let me do that, did you? 576 00:24:39,396 --> 00:24:41,315 I didn't want you to make a mistake. 577 00:24:41,398 --> 00:24:43,025 I get to make mistakes! 578 00:24:43,108 --> 00:24:45,152 I need to make mistakes. 579 00:24:45,235 --> 00:24:47,071 You don't trust me to do anything on my own. 580 00:24:47,154 --> 00:24:48,864 - That's not true, hon… - Tenure. 581 00:24:48,948 --> 00:24:51,784 Me getting hired here in the first place, that was all you. 582 00:24:51,867 --> 00:24:53,702 Honey, I was just trying to help. 583 00:24:54,453 --> 00:24:55,829 - I love you so much. - Okay. 584 00:24:55,913 --> 00:24:58,123 - I would do anything for you. - Yeah. 585 00:24:58,207 --> 00:24:59,458 - You know that. - Okay. I know. 586 00:24:59,541 --> 00:25:01,585 So, let's just get it all out in the open. 587 00:25:01,669 --> 00:25:05,255 Is there anything else that you have done that you think would make me go insane? 588 00:25:05,339 --> 00:25:07,299 Let's just clear it all up. Anything? 589 00:25:09,301 --> 00:25:11,095 No. No. 590 00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:17,977 I have been playing online backgammon with Fred Salewski. 591 00:25:18,060 --> 00:25:19,269 Who is Fred Salewski? 592 00:25:19,353 --> 00:25:20,771 Sunny's dad. 593 00:25:20,854 --> 00:25:23,899 Our paths crossed. I think you'd actually like him. 594 00:25:23,983 --> 00:25:25,526 I don't think I'd like Sunny's dad. 595 00:25:26,276 --> 00:25:29,321 When you're playing backgammon with Fred Salewski, 596 00:25:29,405 --> 00:25:31,824 - are you chatting? - No, there is no chat feature. 597 00:25:31,907 --> 00:25:33,242 Sometimes we FaceTime while we're playing. 598 00:25:33,325 --> 00:25:35,160 What the fuck? What is wrong with you? 599 00:25:35,911 --> 00:25:36,814 I know you're mad. 600 00:25:36,829 --> 00:25:37,913 I'm not mad. 601 00:25:40,124 --> 00:25:41,375 I'm really sad. 602 00:25:43,752 --> 00:25:45,629 I actually really thought you believed in me. 603 00:25:45,713 --> 00:25:47,131 I do believe in you. 604 00:25:47,214 --> 00:25:49,425 Yeah. It shows. 605 00:26:04,189 --> 00:26:05,357 More coffee? 606 00:26:06,442 --> 00:26:07,609 No. Thank you. 607 00:26:08,444 --> 00:26:10,070 Can I please have another slice of pie? 608 00:26:10,946 --> 00:26:13,490 And if I detect any judgment, there's not gonna be a tip. 609 00:26:13,574 --> 00:26:15,701 Third piece, coming up. 610 00:26:16,744 --> 00:26:18,454 She wants whipped cream, too. 611 00:26:20,539 --> 00:26:21,582 Hello. 612 00:26:21,665 --> 00:26:23,459 - Getting drunk alone? - Nope. 613 00:26:23,542 --> 00:26:26,670 Just drowning my sorrows in this American excuse for tea. 614 00:26:26,754 --> 00:26:28,380 I did ask for loose leaf, but apparently, 615 00:26:28,464 --> 00:26:30,507 that's beyond the realms of possibility here. 616 00:26:30,591 --> 00:26:33,093 Loose leaf tea in a diner? Be more pretentious. 617 00:26:36,597 --> 00:26:37,890 Care to join? 618 00:26:40,934 --> 00:26:41,935 Why not? 619 00:26:45,147 --> 00:26:48,734 Ah, massive pie consumption's always a bit of a tell with you. 620 00:26:48,817 --> 00:26:50,569 What's going on? 621 00:26:50,652 --> 00:26:52,613 Do you think I can make it through the world 622 00:26:52,696 --> 00:26:54,782 on my own without it being a total disaster? 623 00:26:54,865 --> 00:26:56,658 Barely understood that. 624 00:26:57,659 --> 00:27:00,829 Katie, you're literally the smartest person 625 00:27:00,913 --> 00:27:02,498 in any room that you walk into. 626 00:27:02,581 --> 00:27:04,249 I don't know what you want me to say. 627 00:27:04,333 --> 00:27:05,584 You can do anything. 628 00:27:13,926 --> 00:27:15,469 They're canceling my book. 629 00:27:18,639 --> 00:27:21,433 - Fuck Brenda, she's a troll. - I'm lucky really, I suppose. 630 00:27:21,517 --> 00:27:23,977 Finding out at a young age that I'm not nearly as impressive 631 00:27:24,061 --> 00:27:25,562 as I believe myself to be. 632 00:27:27,898 --> 00:27:29,566 I know you want me to compliment you. 633 00:27:29,650 --> 00:27:31,527 I really do, yeah. 634 00:27:31,610 --> 00:27:33,862 You know, somebody told me that brilliant people 635 00:27:33,946 --> 00:27:35,697 shouldn't have to be told that they're brilliant. 636 00:27:35,781 --> 00:27:37,282 That's stupid. What's the point of being brilliant 637 00:27:37,366 --> 00:27:39,159 if no one's gonna say anything? 638 00:27:39,243 --> 00:27:41,870 Mm-hmm. You're gonna get your book back, Arch. 639 00:27:41,954 --> 00:27:43,914 You're the most persuasive person I know. 640 00:27:45,332 --> 00:27:47,042 - Don't know about that. - Come on. 641 00:27:47,126 --> 00:27:48,794 You were even convinced that you could persuade me 642 00:27:48,877 --> 00:27:50,129 to take you back. 643 00:27:50,212 --> 00:27:52,381 You had that whole big speech memorized. 644 00:27:52,464 --> 00:27:54,299 Lucky I didn't have to sit through that. 645 00:27:54,383 --> 00:27:55,968 Oh, no, no, no, you really missed out on that one. 646 00:27:56,051 --> 00:27:57,845 It was an absolute belter. 647 00:27:57,928 --> 00:28:00,222 I mean, I found it incredibly scintillating. 648 00:28:00,305 --> 00:28:01,974 - I'm sure you did. - Go to town. 649 00:28:03,225 --> 00:28:04,226 Thank you. 650 00:28:08,105 --> 00:28:10,232 What was it? Just curious. 651 00:28:10,315 --> 00:28:11,315 Oh. 652 00:28:12,401 --> 00:28:13,902 I don't know. Just something along the lines of 653 00:28:13,986 --> 00:28:15,988 me marrying you was one of the only things in my life 654 00:28:16,071 --> 00:28:17,948 that didn't feel like it was a total and utter mistake. 655 00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:21,410 I mean, don't get me wrong, 656 00:28:21,493 --> 00:28:22,995 it still had some classic flourishes in there. 657 00:28:23,078 --> 00:28:25,330 Joke here, cheeky turn of phrase there. 658 00:28:25,414 --> 00:28:26,582 - Mm-mm. - Okay. 659 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,085 No, I guess the general gist was really that 660 00:28:30,169 --> 00:28:32,504 if I was one day lucky enough to have the chance 661 00:28:32,588 --> 00:28:34,339 to, I don't know, try and get you back, 662 00:28:34,423 --> 00:28:35,883 - then I would spend… - I'm in. 663 00:28:38,051 --> 00:28:39,052 T… 664 00:28:39,928 --> 00:28:41,972 That wasn't… Katie, you… No, what you… 665 00:28:42,055 --> 00:28:43,557 You asked me what the speech was. 666 00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:45,142 I wasn't giving you the speech. 667 00:28:45,225 --> 00:28:46,727 Yeah, but you also told me once 668 00:28:46,810 --> 00:28:49,021 that I had as long as I wanted to make a decision. 669 00:28:49,104 --> 00:28:50,981 So, I'm making it. 670 00:28:51,064 --> 00:28:54,109 And if it's a huge fucking mistake, at least it's mine. 671 00:28:54,193 --> 00:28:57,362 So, yeah, I'm in. Do with that what you will. 672 00:28:58,989 --> 00:29:00,449 And pay for my pie. 673 00:29:08,540 --> 00:29:09,958 I also had two cheeseburgers. 674 00:29:25,891 --> 00:29:26,892 What? 675 00:30:29,037 --> 00:30:30,956 Bye-bye.